Thursday, June 20, 2013

Bristol Palin accidentally sprinkles a little truth in with her family mythology. Good way to get kicked out of the family.

Okay so for this upcoming reality show train wreck that Bristol is appearing in she apparently had to provide a Household Manual to help Melissa Rivers lower her expectations enough to not be too surprised by Tripp's unfortunate behaviors, and Willow's even worse ones.

Now there is a LOT that is pure mooseshit in this thing, but I will focus on just a few turds as well as some truths..

"I was raised in a strict and structured household."

Uh no, she wasn't! And anybody who has read Joe's book, or spoken to anybody that worked with her or knew her back, will know that she was raised in complete chaos by a mother whose mood swings were the thing of legends.

"Tripp is the one who runs this house. He owns me, and knows it."

An absolutely truthful statement that has been well documented on her LAST reality show.

"I’m a single mother and wouldn’t be able to do it without the help of my great family. Willow is not only my sister but I consider her one of my best friends. Family is key being a single mother. Although I am Tripp’s mother, he tends to listen to Willow and other people in my family more then he listens to me. So that is why it is very important to have Willow in my life. She may rile Tripp up sometimes, but I’m not sure what I would do without her."

Sadly all true.

"I work at a dermatology office in Anchorage, as a doctor’s assistant."

I know she has been saying this for years, but a couple of years ago we had checked and her truck was NEVER parked outside their office. Though to be honest if Sarah called and said she needed the Dermatologist to play along for a TV show I am pretty sure they would.

"Being out in the middle of nowhere definitely limits our options when it comes to food and meals."

She is quite literally less than ten minutes away from a number of grocery stores and even closer to numerous restaurants.  I met Joe McGinniss at a restaurant in Wasilla  and it only took him about six minutes to arrive from his house RIGHT NEXT TO THE PALINS!

"We don’t have bible studies in my house or anything like that, but God is a huge part of our lives."

The first part is essentially correct, but the only thing true about the second part is that they use faith in God as camouflage to cover for every terrible thing that they do as a family. I don't believe that a member of the family has been seen in ANY Wasilla church for years.

However I will give Bristol, and whoever was her ghostwriter on this, some credit for telling a couple of not very complimentary truths about herself. 

That is certainly better than her mom whose recent Facebook rant tried desperately to link Bill Maher to the President while playing the victim, and pretending that the person people most often refer to while using the word "retard" is Trig and not her skanky dimwitted ass.

Bill Maher is free to attack me, but not my child, nor other innocent, beautiful people. And I'm not a Word Policeman, but when President Obama mocked people with special needs who participate in the Special Olympics, his words cut through the heart and reminded me how powerful mocking words are when aimed at the innocent.


Yeah well NOBODY has confirmed that Bill Maher said anything derogatory about Trig, and President Obama's Special Olympics "gaffe" is four years old. 

Playing the victim with a four year old statement and one that may have never happened, gee what kind of a person might do that? Wait, don't tell me.

364 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Single mother of two here, my kids are honor students in college. Tough work, but I never once complained that my kids ran the house. They didn't.

    Stop complaining bristol, and do the work. You had em, now raise em.

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    1. Don't hold yer breath!

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    2. Anonymous3:44 PM

      Bristol, after having 3 Babies, your Legs should be closed to all Trial Daddies. You don't need a 4th Baby to PAWN off on Relatives. You Palins Breed like Rats.

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    3. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Why have you stopped complaining about Levi, Bristol? Could it be the Hush Money that Sarah is paying out to keep Levi and Sunny quiet?

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    4. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Why have you stopped complaining about Levi, Bristol? Could it be the Hush Money that Sarah is paying out to keep Levi and Sunny quiet?

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    5. Anonymous5:05 PM

      3:46 PM

      Without a doubt. They are doing no favors for the brat that is so terribly confused between the two mixed up environments. I don't know how they split him up between the two houses. I doubt it is 50-50. Whatever it is it is only making the kid worse in the end. Is Sunny homeschooling him since he is too anti-social or frightened to be out of his cloistered places. Surrounded by his enablers. Can he sleep alone at Sunny's house? Poor kid.

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    6. Anonymous5:34 PM

      She's never not worked. She's had that job since August 09.

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    7. Anonymous6:22 PM

      5:34, that simply is not true,

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    8. Anonymous6:28 PM

      Worked - time in AZ, time on DWTS x2, time in NY.

      Exactly what is so unimportant as an office manager that one can be absent more than there? With less than 4 years, and with a maybe high school only degree.

      Blatant lie.

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  2. Anonymous2:15 PM

    OMG..that picture of the idiot with her arms and shoulders back to make her boobs stick out is hilarious,
    Sarah you need to grow up, you look like a street walking 2 bit whore. Sorry I take that back..even they have more brains and don't looks as immature and stupid as you do in this picture..
    Whatcha selling lady????and that Pimp Daddy Todd let her leave the hotel like this...hahahaha

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    1. Anonymous3:00 PM

      Her tongue is hanging out of her mouth too. She looks mentally ill in that photo...

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    2. Anonymous4:03 PM

      The drool coming out of the side of Sarah's mouth doesn't make her look to me like she's spent $5M on political consultants and ever listened to their advice... at least, I'm guessing that is drool.

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    3. Anonymous6:00 PM

      I think every time there's a picture of Sarah with her Bigger Belmonts on, that a second picture should be posted showing her flat chest.

      R in NC

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  3. CJWhite7772:15 PM

    I had only read descriptions of what she was wearing on Monday, but until I saw that picture, I had no idea what "trashy" meant in the context of the Paylins. Man, they have re-set my threshold of "trashy."

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    1. Anonymous3:45 PM

      Todd was wearing the same clothes that were dirty weeks ago at a graduation. He never bothered to send them out to be cleaned and ironed.

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    2. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Here is the shirt in early May. It doesn't look too fresh here either. What makes a man repeat the same bad mistake over and over?

      http://conservatives4palin.com/2013/05/the-palins-meet-willie-robertson.html

      This couple shows all the signs of mental illness.

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  4. Anonymous2:16 PM

    Sarah looks like she has a stick up her ass!!!.

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    1. Anonymous3:00 PM

      That's because she does...

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    2. Anonymous4:11 PM

      2:16 pm----

      That stick is way up her keester to keep her hump-back from looking so pronounced. Plus to help keep her balance, bc when she's got the size XL fake titties in the bra and those obnoxious shoes that wrench her toes down into the front of the shoes, she has trouble keeping her balance. Of course Todd recommended she put a walking stick up there because he says it feels so good.

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  5. CJWhite7772:18 PM

    Wow. I had not seen what she was wearing on Monday, I only read the descriptions. I had no idea what "trashy" meant in the context of Palin-world. They have re-set my threshold for what "trashy" is. Well done!

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  6. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Appearing with Joan and Melissa Rivers in a reality show is actually less dignified than doing porn.

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    1. Anonymous5:35 PM

      You're disgusting. Have you met them? I feel sorry for you.

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    2. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Have you met them 5:35? I didn't think so.

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  7. Yeah, a restaurant 6 minutes away is way out in the sticks...NOT. Bristol, I have to drive 60 miles to get to a full service grocery store. Walmart (where I go rarely because I hate the way they treat their employees) is 100 miles away. That's each way, not round trip. So I call BS on your, "Being out in the middle of nowhere definitely limits our options when it comes to food and meals." I do live in the middle of nowhere and manage to plan meals so I only have to make a trip to town once a week. Oh, there is one restaurant here (no liquor license), one gas station, no stop signs or traffic lights. That's what the middle of nowhere looks like.

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    1. Anonymous3:46 PM

      She doesn't have phone service either.

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    2. Anonymous4:13 PM

      3:46

      And she's a virgin. Still. Again.

      Only one I know with 3 kids though.

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    3. Anonymous4:29 PM

      We have a Carrs/Safeway, a Fred Meyer, and a Three Bears Warehouse store (think Costco goods but without the membership fee) all within 10 miles of Wasilla. We have some pretty decent restaurants as well: Tokyo Chinese/Japanese is right across the Parks Highway from the Palin home. The offer award-winning sushi at a sit down sushi bar, or the standard asian fare. Piccolino's Greek/Italian is also right across the Parks from the Palin home as are two mexican joints, Jalapenos and Chepos. Oh, there is a Wendy's as well, for those that like fast food. This is all on the side of town that Bristol and her parents live on. Bristol would have to travel an extra mile because she's on the opposite side of the lake, but really, there are too many decent restaurants on the "main drag" to even list. Not that the Palins would ever go there, but The Grape Tap is a small intimate tapas/wine bar housed in an old cape cod style home. If wine and delectable appetizers and small meals are your thing then this place is perfect. It usually runs about $100 per person for a nice evening with a few bottles of wine and appetizers but it's rather amazing that this place even exists here.

      On the east side of town there is Sakura Sushi/Japanese and then across the road there is Evangelenos Italian. Also there is the Windbreak cafe and bar and a place called Locals that bought the old Chili's location. Suffice it to say, there are groceries, all level of dining and more, just a few miles from Miss "Remote" Bristol.

      What a doofus she is. Sorry honey, if you want remote then go live with your family in Dillingham, then you'd have "remote". Wasilla, not so much.

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    4. Anonymous5:36 PM

      I think she was comparing Alaska to most towns where there are many more roads and something on every corner.

      You're all ridiculous with the exaggerations and overthinking.

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    5. Anonymous6:23 PM

      5:36. You are so judgmental. I think you truly are jealous!!!

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    6. Anonymous6:25 PM

      Anon536: well, yeah, Wasilla is not Hollywood or NYC. The point is, Bristol talks like a brave single mother struggling against adversity out on the frontier, and it is a total sham. She's had more money and opportunities fall into her lap than most people will ever dream of; more undeserved attention and accolades; more hired help at her beck and call than most mothers can imagine. Her life is light years away from that of most single mothers, not to mention the struggle of women like Shailey Tripp who have special needs' kids and run into predators like Toad. It is a total abomination for her to claim otherwise.
      Also too, she does not live in the boonies.

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    7. Anonymous6:30 PM

      5:36 PM

      She was deceiving the public and creating a mythology. We know Bristol didn't do that alone, she has ABC behind her to push a piece of crap product and get viewers.

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    8. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Exactly 4:29 p.m- I thought that was one of $carah's claims to fame as Mayor of Wasilly - 'progressing"/destroying a small town by bringing in the big box stores and [mal]development

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  8. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Finally, Bristles has given up carrying Tripp to make him appear younger. I wonder where they stashed the other kids while this load of BS was being shot? Did they get the Alaska film credit AGAIN? That should be looked into. That photo of $carah is priceless. Latge oversized boobs, skinny legs like two pieces of strimg hanging off her skirt. I have a feeling the end is near for this band of grifters. maybe that is wishful thinking. Has Willing opened her hair shop yet?

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    1. Anonymous4:31 PM

      Apparently Mrs. Palin purchased that skirt "off the rack" as it does not fit her well at all. It should fit her hips, even as puny as they are and needed to be taken in and altered for her body type. Will she ever understand this fashion thing?

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  9. Anonymous2:33 PM

    You know, you reach a point with these Palins, that it is too easy to laugh at them. Really, they don't know any better. They are doing the best they can with the hand that they were dealt. Lets see here, GrandPa Chucky panty sniffer, Grand Ma knocked up, Mama looney tunes cock eyed stink ass, Papa Pimp daddy, Son meth head felon, Daughter1, retard tent fucker w/3 kids, Daughter2, wild child freak w/2 kids, Baby Sister potty mouth TBD, Grandson1, neglected and abused special needs child, Granson2, brat, Granddaughter, escaped from bondage, and all of the other assorted relatives and non reported babies.

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    1. Anonymous3:18 PM

      LOL LOL

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    2. Anonymous4:15 PM

      Sarah. Winning. HaHa

      Only in her mind when she's 3 sheets to the wind and has been on the pipe all day.

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  10. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Surely there can't be many dermatologists in Anchorage and whether she works for one could be easily found out.

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    1. Anonymous2:53 PM

      She spends months out of every year gadding about Arizona and LA and who-knows-where else. What kind of job lets their employees take off months and months? Most people are lucky to get 10 days of vacation a year.

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    2. Anonymous3:02 PM

      She does NOT work. Her only work is lying for her mother.

      If a ghost writer wrote this, they should be fired. The writing is at about a 5 th grade level.

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    3. Anonymous4:24 PM

      Evidently the educational level for a "doctor's assistant" is lower than 8th grade English end of course testing requirements. She consistently uses "then" versus "than" incorrectly. That's what jumped out as I skimmed. Numerous other "I" vs "me" pronouns used incorrectly in a very choppy style. Repetitive. That was my 2-minute breeze-through. Bad enough that it would be an F without wasting much more time before assigning her to a remedial class and a tutor. Of course, I'm judging based on a minimum expectation of 13-yr olds for their writing abilities.

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    4. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Some of the Anchorage Dermatology places also offer skin care and treatment for baldness. If Bristol is a doctor's assistant, I can see her preparing the patient and draping them in that plastic cape. After the skin care procedure, Bristol gets to clean it up and get the room ready for the next patient. I don't believe for a minute that she gets up at 4:30 AM to be paid a minimum salary to do this. No way.

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    5. Anonymous5:31 PM

      5:19 but Bristol doesn't do any of that, She doesn't work period.

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    6. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Wow. How ignorant are you all?

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    7. Anonymous5:37 PM

      High school students have been known to work in Dr offices. It's ot like she practices medicine.

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    8. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Anon 302, get a life. Stop lying.

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    9. Anonymous5:56 PM

      So, the myth they want us to believe is Bristol working and cleaning and caring for that big house in an OCD fashion? Aside from that Tripp, at 5 or 6, is in charge of Bristol when she isn't working or cleaning and decorating? Let's see she hikes, not walks around an easy walk area and she does "hot yoga" to stay thin? All the while Tripp has a disgusting diet that would make anyone but a meth fiend fat.

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    10. Anonymous6:27 PM

      Anon 5:37. You don't know the Palin's do you? If you do, you would know who the doctor is, so tell us.
      But you can't, right? Liar liar pants on fire!!

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  11. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Bristol is the living example of undeserved riches. She was granted a spot to dance with the stars. In spite of her flat-footed performances (which looked more like the sex act than dancing), she kept returning to the program, thanks to Sarah's fans gaming the voting.

    With no personality, no ability to speak beyond her monosyllabic limits, she got a reality show and someone wrote a book for her. Undeserved good fortunes. Along the way, she was given a condo in Anchorage, which was sold for a house in the middle of Nowhere, Arizona, and so on until as a 22 year old with no talent and no gainful employment, Bristol proudly shows off a house that she thinks that she earned. And, Bristol was also given hundreds of thousands of dollars for advocating abstinence, while Bristol is the best advertisement for teens not having children while they are still children.

    During her last reality show, Bristol admitted that she didn't know how to raise Tripp. She asked her blog readers for suggestions about parenting. In the wonderful, close-knit extended family that's always helping out-- it's surprising that no one has been able to offer Bristol any advise-- and no one has set much of an example for her, either. There are parenting books on-line, on-line advice, a library full of books, some female relatives who could offer advice, and Bristol still hasn't bothered to learn what she is supposed to do to be a mother. Animals in the wild have more instincts for caring for their young than poor Bristol.

    There is nothing good about bragging that Tripp is a hellion, a living terror who always gets his way. Bristol sounds as helpless as the night that she drank some wine coolers and someone else got his way. Then, she writes that she is headstrong. No, Bristol is an immature girl who has never grown up. She has been handed riches that many people will never realize in a life time of hard work. She did not hard work to deserve her wealth, and she has done little to be a good mother to her child (children).

    One can't help but wonder what Bristol did to deserve so much undeserved good fortune. Surely, Sarah is not rewarding Bristol for having Tripp out of wedlock. No, it's the other child that Bristol had first, a child that might have ruined Sarah's chances for getting the VP nod from McCain. Levi was right when he said that Sarah kept badgering him and Bristol to let her adopt their baby. That baby was Trig, and when they didn't agree, Sarah just "took" him by claiming to have the shortest and most miraculous pregnancy in OB history. While Sarah was as big as a house in earlier pregnancies, and had her tubes tied after Piper was born, this time her pregnancy was undetectable by co-workers and flight attendants. Trig was Sarah's prop as her Right to Life credentials for the religious right and the VP nomination. And, she has been paying Bristol back ever since.

    As for Bristol, she has been handed so much compared to Track, Willow and Piper. Track got shipped off to the military so Sarah could brag about her warrior son. Willow was rewarded with a trip to hair school (and an abbreviated high school career). Poor Piper was dragged along as Sarah's prop until Piper pushed some reporters and mouthed back at them. Why should Bristol have so much, compared to her siblings? Why am I the only one who thinks that picture just doesn't look right-- unless Bristol gave something equally precious to Sarah-- and Sarah as been paying Bristol back for the last 5 years. Have a good show, Bristol, What naughty things will Tripp do this time? It reflects on you, you know. He is your responsibility, and you are not taking proper care of him.

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Yeah, bingo!

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    2. Anonymous3:22 PM

      +!

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    3. Anonymous3:32 PM

      pretty sure Bristol's first born is Trenton, not TriG. I don't know where TriG came from, but I suspect WA state.

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    4. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Where is Trenton? Is Trenton the little 'Ruffles' preemie we saw in those kitchen pics?

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    5. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Bristol's dancing is better than her communications skills. Of course, both would require vast improvement to be considered mediocre. But her writing skills are atrocious. If her ghost writer wrote that for her, she wrote it in the voice of a special needs child, not a 20-yr old mother.

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    6. Nailed it. Great synopsis and conclusion.

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    7. Anonymous5:14 PM

      I'd love to hear some more about Trenton, and what might have happened to him. Some time ago, we had some anonymous comments here that suggested that a baby was born prematurely, quite prematurely, requiring serious neonatal care. There was a description of tubes for the baby, and a posed photo in a red shirt in February, as his mother's little valentine. Would that be Trenton?

      One theory was that Bristol's child showed the signs of FAS, which would be apparent as he got older, and a DS child was substituted. There was also the thought that little Ruffles was the frail baby who either adopted, institutionalized or sadly, may have died. I don't think that Sarah Palin sat quietly, waiting and praying to be chosen as the Republican VP candidate. She was on one of her two Blackberries, writing to everyone asking, "So, what if I had a disabled child? DS? Right to Life? Would that make me more attractive or less attractive as a candidate?" I don't think that Sarah chose Trig without running it past the neo-cons and the religious right to make sure that it would boost her VP chances.

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    8. WakeUpAmerica5:22 PM

      Trenton? Where did that come from?

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    9. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Who the hell is Trenton???? Please spill. Has anyone else heard that name? Gryphen?

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    10. Anonymous5:33 PM

      what? where did "trenton" come from? I mean the name, not like physically where did the child come from. I've been visiting almost every day since 2008 but I musta missed that particular part.
      (seriously, please clue me in)

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    11. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Joan did say Melissa loved him.

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    12. Anonymous6:01 PM

      What happened to the "if we knew the real story we would feel so sad we would forgive all"?

      In all of little Alaska there is not one person who can tell the real true story?

      Trenton? Wasn't he one of the friends that died? A military school boy?

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    13. Anonymous6:37 PM

      Joan did say Melissa loved him.

      Who would go on TV and say they don't love a kid and how cute and all that. You can love a brat and feel sorry for them. Joan saw Bristol as a pitiful scaredy-cat kid. Why wouldn't Melissa see a pitiful Tripp? There are people that can see Charles Manson as a sad case and abused kid and feel pity. Melissa saying she loves Tripp doesn't mean much. It would be a higher love and mean something if she did something to free him from that toxic place where he is trapped in.

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  12. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Is Sarah still going on about a joke that only one guy heard and can't remember? Come on, Sarah, what was the terrible remark? You don't know, but you are happy to report some second hand sloppy reporting. Don't talk about the lamestream media when you are quoting an even less reliable source. He can't remember the joke that offended him. Some joke!
    And, remind me again, Sarah, did you ever apologize for targeting Gabby Giffords? Did you apologize for your racist remarks about President Obama?

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    1. vegaslib3:20 PM

      I live here in Vegas and that Ron guy used to be on the news and is a TOTAL douche and he was drunk as hell, looking for attention.

      As for dipshit, I can't believe she is has her itty bitty feelings hurt by words. Think about the horrible, nasty things she has said about allllll of her "enemies". She talks shit like she's getting paid for it. Pot meet kettle.

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    2. Anonymous4:29 PM

      He was let go by the station for being an idiot. He hasn't got that fixed yet.

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  13. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Bristol, we already know you were raised in a family where the women know only one way to get a husband - pregnancy. That's not strict, that's not structured, that's slutty.

    Too bad it didn't work for you. Even the class of guy who doesn't want you isn't improving.





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    1. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Grow up

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    2. Anonymous6:28 PM

      5:35 your little snips at everyone are really immature and low class

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    3. Anonymous6:31 PM

      Grow up? Every word she wrote was true. Why don't you face facts? Sarah was pregnant when she eloped. Sally Heath was pregnant when she and Chuckie married. Bristol got pregnant and STILL hasn't married, but she makes Tripp into her boyfriend by letting him sleep with her. Disgusting really.

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  14. Anonymous3:05 PM

    You can tell by her writing that she in very uneducated, immature for her age and a horrible mother to her child. So sad that someone who has had so many opportunities handed to her yet she is too stupid to take advantage of them to better educate herself. It is sickening to see these kind of trashy people have so much when there are good and hard working young people struggling to better themselves.

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  15. Anonymous3:07 PM

    That picture of Sarah where she looks like a old has been trying to look young should go viral so that everyone could see what a fraud she is.

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  16. Anonymous3:07 PM

    Sarah is a very mentally ill, disturbed person. Why on earth would she bring up President Obama here. She is obsessed with him and frankly, the level of her obsession is disturbing...
    She isn't even funny to watch anymore. Why on earth did Aisles bring her back? She won't help ratings. She didnt before. Does she do one appearance per week?
    Someone needs to get her help. She is obviously anorexic as well. She needs a psychiatrist. Who goes to work and brings their husband? It's very very strange.

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    1. Evelyn Waugh3:54 PM

      She's a sociopath, and sociopaths refuse to believe there's anything wrong with them and will not change. They are the one group that psychiatrists are pretty unanimous about: therapy won't work, even in the unlikely event that a sociopath visits a therapist.
      And Sarah's family's been riding her gravy train. They have no motivation to get her to become normal. Her craziness, so far, has been money in the bank for the Family Palin.

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    2. Anonymous4:35 PM

      Even Bristol has quit yakking about Levi, whom she was "totally over" but still talking about 3 years later. But Mama Sarah has still not recovered from the ego-shattering loss to the Blah Man who is in Her job at the White House, because ... because she totally deserved it. And it will haunt her until she's in her grave. Which means, we will be listening to it until she is in her grave.

      I really would hate for Sarah to suffer through this mental torture for a lot longer. Bless her heart.

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    3. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Well, she did always dump him due to distrust.

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    4. Anonymous6:31 PM

      Thank God for that 5:39, now he's a great husband and father,.i think Bristol has big trust issues,from her upbringing.

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  17. Anonymous3:09 PM

    "I work at a dermatology office in Anchorage, as a doctor’s assistant."
    - Bristol Palin

    I don't know about that. In the lower 48 you have to have some type of schooling other than having babies in high school to be a doctor's assistant. Sometimes in the lower 48 the doctor's will hire interns who are enrolled in a medical program but not some promiscuous trailer park girl with no desire to further her education. Bristol may have worked in a medical office but I question if she was a doctor's assistant.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      she is mentally deficient. She's probably the janitor, but they told her she was an assistant.

      Seriously, though....no job at a doctor's office. She can't speak without giggling or snorting or covering her mouth, so answering the phone was out of the question.

      Dr's ASSistant? She had a daily lunch appt.??? and got paid?

      she is her pimp daddy's favorite girl.

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    2. Anonymous3:39 PM

      The best Bristol could have done in a doctor's office without some minimal post-secondary school training would be receptionist.

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    3. Anonymous4:06 PM

      Except, receptionists DO have to type, and thus know BASIC English grammar...

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    4. Anonymous5:05 PM

      Doctor's assistant. "We are done in room 3, Bristol. Get the white paper off the examining table, wipe it down with alcohol and prep it for the next patient. And, please, wash your hand first. How many times do I have to tell you how important it is to be clean? Is that why you are always cleaning your house? And, please, could you be nice to the patients. They are here because they have a physical problem."

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    5. Anonymous5:38 PM

      "Doctor's assistant," bahahahaha! I would bet she doesn't do anything besides answer a phone. Assuming she went to work at all. Calling yourself a doctor's assistant for doing that is like calling yourself a domestic sanitation engineer because you clean houses.

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  18. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Didn't the Palin make a big deal about Levi POSSIBLY using his son to try to make money? Would love to reread those articles.

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    1. Anonymous5:40 PM

      She was mad he photographed Tripp full frontal. But honestly, after tLevi's immature stint and proven lies, she deserved a little venting. They're even now. Not the healthiest way to go about it, but theyre even.

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    2. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Please.. Even??? You are an idiot.

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  19. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Bristol is an "Awesome" mother.

    Sorry, "Awesome" is the only word Bristol knows.

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  20. Anonymous3:17 PM

    What's with her house? Do all the homes in Alaska look like Sarah's "Sports Complex" casa?

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  21. Anonymous3:19 PM

    "I was raised in a strict and structured household."
    - Bristol Palin

    Bristol, Willow and Teack:

    Breaking and entering
    Premarital sex
    Pregnant before graduating high school
    Drugs and alcohol
    High school drop out
    Sent away to live with aunt while in high school
    Cutting school bus brake lines

    Oh yeh I can see what Bristol is talking about when she said she comes from a strict and structured household.

    I hate to see Bristol's interpretation of a unstructured household.

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    1. Anonymous5:41 PM

      That would be like calling Levi's family good, though according to Sunny, both hers and Levi's families were highly dysfunctional.

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    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      No ones a dropout. and half those are lies

      Thanks for playing

      Grow up

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    3. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Maybe it was the strictness that resulted in such a chaotic life for her. This is just speculation, but my parents used to lock me and my sisters in the house during the summer while they were at work. They were very concerned with APPEARING religious too. So in that respect, I do feel like i came from a very strict household. We were screamed at for being sluts if we were seen walking next to a boy, not even holding hands, just walking.
      I definitely rebelled against it. Maybe the Palin kids did too. I seriously have such a hard time disliking them as opposed to just shaking my head in pity. With a mother as fucked up as sarah... did they ever even have a chance? I know people come from extreme circumstances and still turn out okay, but just the same... the fact that Barstool is always "my family, my mom, my god, flowers and rainbows and ponies and myspace dot com" ETC.... She just seems like a puppet. I hope one day she realizes she's being used and manipulated.
      But tomorrow, i'm sure she'll say something so ignorant that I'll just throw my hands up and say "fuck the whole family."

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    4. Anonymous6:33 PM

      No one is a drop out?? Bull shit!!!!

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  22. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Do her legs look like the legs of a woman who claims to be an avid runner? No muscle tone whatsoever.

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    1. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Yoga? No.

      Avid runner? Hell No.

      I'm not going to list all the things that she's a fake at, but this list is long, as we all know.

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  23. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Gollum, the creature from "The Hobbit" and shown in the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, was tormented because the 'ring' caused him to have this split personality. He'd want to be kind one moment, and then his alter-ego wanted to scheme something wicked. He would argue with himself. He had this split personality going on.

    In the case of Bristol's writing, she's a bit like Gollum; says one thing and says the opposite in the same paragraph. One moment she's talking about getting lots of help from the family, but then being the single mom who doesn't let anyone do the cleaning and cooking, or helping her at home, except Willow, of whom she complains about. Then she praises Willow, and then complains about the way Willow riles up Tripp. There's something a little double personality going on with her, where she presents herself as proud of the way things are and how smart she is in keeping a home and young son, but then, she contradicts herself when she presents herself as a helpless single mom who struggles with setting discipline with her son, and living alone so far away from food sources.

    She says her son is the most important thing, yet doesn't seem to show concern that she lets him get away with everything. It's schizophrenic. I hope someone gets her the help she needs. Doing a "Wife Swap" episode is not going to help the situation, setting up a normal life for Tripp, and her doctor's office job again, contradicts her presentation of the practical girl versus continually seek reality show work.

    There are two Bristols going on here. What gives?

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      "I do it all by myself. I'm just that way. Willow doesn't do jack shit. "
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      "I couldn't do it without the help of all my family..."

      Make up your mind which narrative lies you are telling today, Bristol. You are calling yourself a liar one way or the other.

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  24. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Bristol would have agreed to promote the upcoming Wife Swap episode and this is what she got someone to write for her; like her mother she is always the victim.

    Bristol has tried to create a rebuttal to what Joan Rivers had to say last week, and Sarah demanded certain points get covered!!!!

    In the Rivers' sneak peek, they address every single thing that Bristol is talking about, in a kind and empathetic way. Joan found Bristol rather pathetic.

    Most interesting is this comment "the family still find time to sit down together for dinner every night" and this is in reference to the Rivers family which includes a 12 yo boy.

    How many times did Bristol's ghost writer comment on the Palin family sitting down to dinner together? Obviously not what we'll see in the episode. And, not at all what Levi said in the VF piece. Remember how Sarah took to her room, no one was available but Bristol and/or Levi to feed the younger kids. No food in the house unless Todd went to the grocery store in between his time on the slope. Remember that. Yeah.

    That's just what this is all about, Sarah's fingerprints are all over this as it's going to show what a terrible mother Bristol is, what a bully and irresponsible person Willow is and what a brat Tripp is when he is in their presence. As the narcissist that she is, Sarah is trying to construct a rebuttal and a defense FOR HERSELF.

    I would love to see an interview with Levi when this airs, to demonstrate that when Tripp is with him there are boundaries, structure, discipline, love and as a result Tripp is a different person.

    Where the hell are the other babies??????


    Read more about VIDEO: Sneak Peek - Joan Rivers, Bristol Palin on ABC's CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP - BWWTVWorld by tv.broadwayworld.com

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    1. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Sit-down dinner together?

      That's what Bristol calls her Mother taking off early from work and going thru the drive-thru to get herself some crunch- wraps.

      It sounds like a Taco Bell commercial to me.

      The great thing about liars is... the more they talk, the more they will contradict their previous lies. Who knows which is the truth? Honestly, nobody cares, after realizing they're just a bunch on non-talented lying grifters. Bad actors, all of em. Any of em.

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  25. Anonymous3:33 PM

    "Tripp is the one who runs this house. He owns me, and knows it."


    Is that why Tripp does not go to school?

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    1. Anonymous3:44 PM

      Bristol that's not how to describe an already made family if you're looking for a husband.

      You make it sound like Tripp is a spoiled brat.

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    2. Anonymous3:47 PM

      I would hate to be Tripp's first teacher if he ever goes to kindergarten. Tripp sounds like he's going to be worse than Diva Piper when she was younger.

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    3. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Tripp education is already planned. He wants to to take the same path his uncle and aunt took. The Sarah Palin School of GEDs.

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    4. Tripp will never, EVER attend a public school: public schools require BIRTH CERTIFICATES.

      The only schools he will attend will be private ones, ones that are within or under the sphere of $arah's influence.

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    5. Anonymous5:43 PM

      He's been im school and his daycare provider loves him.

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    6. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Piper a good kid. Dont speak what you dont know.

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    7. Anonymous5:45 PM

      OMG, she got so tired of trial hubbs she just decided to let Tripp and Willow fill the position?

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    8. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Do you know Tripp and Piper

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    9. Anonymous6:35 PM

      5:43 do you really know them??? How? I don't believe you..

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  26. Anonymous3:35 PM

    "Tripp is the one who runs this house. He owns me, and knows it."- Bristol


    I'm sorry, I think that Bristol should keep Tripp away from Todd.

    Tripp is starting to sound like a pimp.

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      Hey Pimp Baby Tripp, how much you want for the ho with the nut sack growing under her chin?

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    2. Anonymous4:38 PM

      3:53pm

      Not sure if you watch Southpark or not, but you comment reminded me of the episode where the other kids got Butters on the Maury Povich "Freak Show" episode by gluing "balls to his chin". He was the boy whose disability was "boy with balls on chin". It was rather funny!

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    3. Anonymous6:05 PM

      "What's in it for me?" Tripp Palin aka Johnston

      Ooooh how cute just like Grandpoops.

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  27. I am so sick to death of listening to that simple-minded lazy twit whine about poor pitiful her being a single mother, and how no one else in the history of the world or on the face of the earth has ever borne such burdens as Little Miss Round Heels.

    This is a single mother here and fuck you, Bristol, you imbecilic twit, get off your lazy ass and do the hard work parenting requires.

    Literally millions of single parents around the world and throughout history have done so. And they have done so through war, and in prison camps, in drought, and famine, and pestilence. They have done so after the other parent died, whether tragically in war, or serving their community. They have done so after the other parent died of illness or accident and (if your viciously moronic mother had her way) left their family financially devastated. They have done so while living in terror that their loved one might not return from a shift across town or a deployment across the world.

    They have accepted the responsibility to teach their children well, often suffering financially, emotionally, and physically to do so. And they have raised outstanding children to be great adults.

    You have had material blessings far beyond so many single parents that the only things you should be blathering on about is your gratitude for being so fortunate.

    You are a horrid mother and your marital status is no excuse. You are a disgrace to motherhood and it is 100% your fault and your responsibility, you dreadful, whiny, simpleton.

    Shut up, attend a parenting class (I know there is no use in telling a Palin to read a book) and raise your son. And start every day by thanking God for your good fortune, and begging forgiveness of your son for abandoning your responsibilities to him, and assuring him that from now on he will be raised with the limits and boundaries every child needs, even if it is work for you.

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      That's the spirit.

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    2. Anonymous5:22 PM

      What happy memories I have of the year my marriage broke up. My only child was a little boy about Tripp's age and I took a year off to get us settled into a wonderful new life. I loved his company (and still do).

      My favorite game was role-swapping, which always ended in helpless laughter. It's surprising how self-aware small children can be.

      I think Tripp is self-conscious rather than self-aware. Bristol has made him that way by forcing him for all of his living memory to perform for strangers in his own home. That's child abuse. I feel like sending money to Levi so he can hire a lawyer.

      Perhaps it IS time we took up a collection to pay for a lawyer so that Bristol will be forced to stop selling Levi's son- and get off her back, quit lying and get a steady job.

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    3. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Very good advise, but she is too stupid and fucked up to learn anything.Also, she is still lying thru her teeth way out there in the " wilderness". Disgusting.

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    4. Anonymous5:45 PM

      She is. She's has never claimed perfection. And for being the most slandered person on the net, she's pretty strong. She simply admits her issues and always has. Despite them, Tripp is still loving and intelligent little boys I've seen. He does know manners as past viewers watched. PEople love him.

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    5. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Nefer, I always look for your comments as you always manage to cut right to the chase with your well written wisdom. Too bad the Palins are allergic to good advice and have no interest in raising emotionally healthy children in the hopes of guiding them toward independent productive lives.

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    6. Anonymous6:27 PM

      5:45: she admits her issues? Last I heard she was giving the finger to anyone who didn't vote for her. She calls us 'haters.' Instead of keeping her head down, getting an education, and finding a decent job, she appears on idiot shows, then gets mad when someone criticizes her. She uses her TV money to buy mansions..nice, an uneducated 22 year old with two mansions. What a fine role model she wil be for her son. Personally, I don't care if Tripp is an angel or hell on wheels. I wish the Palins would fade back into the tundra and live off all those millions Sarah has grifted from Fox, the DC Speakers Bureau and whatever else she gets her claws into. She is a spiteful, mean, lying woman, and I am tired of her dividing this country with her venom.

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    7. Anonymous6:37 PM

      The " most slandered" on the whole Internet???? You live in a bubble if you think that is the case. What people love him?? Have you met him in person?? I didn't think so.

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  28. Anonymous3:43 PM

    At this point Tripp should be in some kind of school program: pre-kindergarten or something. Has he ever been in a preschool group? He would have learned some proper behavior if he had.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous4:11 PM

      If he is a typical kid, he DOES know how to behave outside his home. Because outside his home, he does get limits set, and he knows he has to follow them or live with the consequences.
      (They did experiments on newborn infants, and found out that at the ripe old age of THREE WEEKS an infant already knows how to 'play' their mothers/caretakers!)

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    2. Anonymous4:52 PM

      She said he was in "private school" but who knows what that means. She certainly didn't elaborate so it's anyone's guess what sort of "private school" this is.

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    3. Anonymous5:00 PM

      Bristol wrote that Tripp is in a private school, but that doesn't mean that the school sets limits and guidelines. They may be a glorified baby sitter, too. I agree with anon 4:11, kids know how to play their parents and they soon learn how to use those tricks on others as well. It didn't help that Bristol taught Tripp to stick out his tongue at people.

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    4. Anonymous5:46 PM

      He is in school. He does know manners. You've seen him listen well to adults. He has friends.

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    5. Anonymous6:09 PM

      4:52 PM

      That could be another lie. Or a spooky religious cult school. When he is not a hellion he poses like a Stepford.

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    6. Anonymous6:38 PM

      How do you know 5:46??

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  29. Anonymous3:44 PM

    I am sure the Rivers gals did this as celebrities for self-promotion and publicity. Bristol did it for the $$$$ and because her mother forced her to.

    Did a search on the typical payout for the Wife Swap families and it's only $20,000, which is not much if Bristol has to share with Willow and pay an agent/attorney.

    This did not work out so well for Gina Loudon now did it?

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      Loudon is another nutcase in the loop of the Fundies that can't think their way out of embarrassing themselves.

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    2. Anonymous5:48 PM

      People do this show to learn something. To see another way of living. I mean, money is great. If Melissa could offer something positive, there's nothing wrong here. We can all learn from each other. Bristol's never claimed she's above learning from others. Sure, she enjoys her independence, but she also values family as she was taught early on.

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  30. Evelyn Waugh3:47 PM

    Bristol's "Household Manual" is pathetic -- because it's so poorly written, because she has so little to say that she repeats herself in each section, and because she contradicts herself throughout the document. They don't have family dinners, but Tripp prays before each meal? He sleeps in her bed at 10 p.m., but he always prays before he goes to sleep? Willow's such a big help, but, no, actually, she's not at all. It's great that she has an extended family to help her, but, actually, even Willow doesn't do anything but "rile up" Tripp, and it's all on poor Bristol's shoulders to raise that child in the deepest, darkest backwoods in America.

    So gracious, too: telling Melissa to go buy some winter clothes (not "Help yourself to my closet if you're not warm enough.") And basically saying that, because Bristol is so OCD about house cleaning, Melissa better be, too. Bristol and Tripp live on take-out food and microwaved meals, but there's some moose in the freezer for Melissa. Not "I've made some moose stew for you to enjoy. It's in the freezer." Clearly, Bristol's never been shown how to be a hostess or be gracious to a guest.

    Plus, she leaves Melissa with a little hellion 4-year-old who has been brought up without love or attention. Fix that, Melissa, in a week.

    I can't imagine how the Palins have messed up Tripp in just 4 1/2 years, to the point that he doesn't obey, is probably thrown outside to play so he doesn't mess up his mother's immaculate house, was displayed on a reality show with his name on it to be a child who's made to feel that he's a nuisance, not a small, delightful gift that is Bristol's honor to raise.

    She really, really doesn't like him-- it shows in this "Manual," it showed on her reality show, it showed when she wrote that Tripp's father stole her virginity, in a book that Tripp'll be able to read for the rest of his life.

    Basically, Bristol, who reminds us what a hard-used girl she is at 22, would rather be out in a tent drinking wine coolers, but has this heavy burden that she can't get rid of. I'll bet Tripp is made to feel unwelcome, an irritant, every single day.

    Bristol, here's one bit of advice from an experienced mother: if Tripp is still sleeping in your bed at his age, it's because you want him to be there. He shouldn't be there, for a long list of reasons. He should have grown out of that several years ago.
    Here's how you stop him from doing it: you put him in his own room at a scheduled bedtime, after he's a warm and relaxing bath, and you read to him, read to him, read to him, then sing him a lullaby. You may need to stay in his darkened room with him until he falls asleep. It will keep you from your cleaning and your tv, but that's the way to be a good mother to your son.
    If he wakes up in the middle of the night and goes to your room, take him back to his own bed, gently, kindly, but firmly, and sit with him again. It will take a while to break him of this bad habit, but you've let it get to be a real problem, so now you have to invest the time and energy to divert him to new habits.
    Good luck.

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      Most Grandmothers help with their Daughter's Babies. Sarah is absent when it comes to teaching her Daughters how to raise their many Babies. Could it be that Sarah resents the new young ones? Sarah has to keep her Pimp Husband occupied so that he won't stray to his Prostitutes for 'RILL' sex. She has a RETARDED look standing on those skinny legs and pushing out her Fake Balloon Titties.

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Evelyn thank you for your advice. but how about butting out. I own this house! I bought it from the reality show that had my name in the title. So if I want to sleep with my mom, what's it to you faggot?

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    3. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Bristol isn't an immaculate housekeeper.

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    4. Anonymous4:21 PM

      Oh, yeah, Bristol, I forgot to add: don't be staring at your phone screen and texting while you're sitting next to Tripp, waiting for him to go to sleep. Just sit quietly in the dim light, waiting to hear his breathing become regular and then you can tiptoe out and resume whatever you want to do for the remainder of the evening.

      You may be surprised at how refreshing it is for you to be still, be quiet, think your thoughts and rest your eyes, while you wait for Tripp to get to sleep. It'll be good for you as well as for him

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    5. Anonymous4:57 PM

      Hello, Bristol. Evelyn has given you some good advice, advice that your friends and family should have given you, but, better some advice from a stranger than no advice at all. Read what she has to say again, and try to follow her directions. The reason that Trig acts out so much is that he is calling for your love and attention. He doesn't want to be hugged for the posed photo that goes on your blog. He wants to be loved and he wants guidance because that's what kids want. He wants to be hugged for being Tripp. It's not about you; it's about him.

      Here is some information for you that might be difficult to understand. Read it again, saying the words slowly, because this is important. An author, William Golding, wrote a novel about a group of boys whose plane crashes on a deserted island. (Lord of the Flies). He made sure to let the readers know that the youngest boys in his story were somewhere between 5 and 7 years old, because by then, they would have learned enough survival skills to make the story realistic.

      The reason that I am telling you this is because at 4, Trig still depends on you to teach him what's right and wrong, what's good to eat, table manner, how to go to the toilet, how to clean himself, and to act with other people. You don't seem to have given him any guidance at all if he is the one bossing you around. Or else you are weak, or lazy, and you just don't want to take on the responsibilities of being a mother. Keeping a neat house has nothing to do with being a good mother. And, you have enough money to hire a maid; don't make Willow do it. We are waiting to see her small business open.

      There are families who have trouble conceiving and they would give anything for a child to love, nourish and help grow into a contributing member of our society. Tripp has a father and step mother who would like to include him in their lives, too. Part of being an adult is taking responsibility for your actions. I know, you would rather be celebrity, wear beautiful costumes, have people make you up and fix your hair but you have a child to take care of. It's time to grow up and take care of Tripp. Telling him that he is a bad boy is only going to turn him into a bad boy. Stop it and start being a loving mother instead of a complaining little girl.

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    6. Anonymous5:25 PM

      "Tripp is still sleeping in your bed at his age,"

      This is intersting considering Tripp doesn't sleep in his OWN bed at Levi's.

      Man, you're all stupid. Parenting never ends and it takes time. Tripp is obviously well-behaved, as he knows what please and thank you mean, and knows who God is, as he has been to church etc. Just befcause he acts like a 4 yr old doesn't mean he's bad. She's being honest. She doesn't fake things.

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    7. Anonymous5:29 PM

      Bristol has NEVER not taken responsibility. Her whole book says "it was my fault i made that decision."

      And she's obviously trying, and has always admitted imperfections. You act like you're all perfect all the time.

      Tripp is obviously a wonderful little man. He's always loved babies and has known how to handle them for years. How many little kids do? He says please, thank you. That we've seen.

      Why exaggerate?

      I dont find it weird that she is more lax on rules, as she had a lot growing up. But it helped her be responsible.

      You're all ridiculous.

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    8. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Bristol's a loving mother with an adoring son. If the only issue is him having slight issue with chores, that's damn good.

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    9. Anonymous6:22 PM

      I guess you believe everything you see on TV. I'm betting the child away from the camera is not all sweet and light. Remember him calling his aunt and mother horrible names? THAT is Tripp. But go on believing whatever fairy tale you like. You no doubt think Bristol is a fine dancer too.

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    10. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Bristol: saying "please" and "thank you" are fine, as far as they go, but excusing his behavior because he's just a four-year-old is a cop-out. Boys, and girls, of that age, can control themselves, occupy themselves without constant activity, and are beginning to understand how to place themselves in the world. You're not doing your job if he's too much to handle -- or you and he need some guidance to figure out how he can be better behaved and you can be a real mother.
      He's a product of what you've done since he was born. You admit that he's a terror and that you don't know what to do. So go get some help!

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    11. Anonymous6:32 PM

      5:29 PM DWTS Baby is a responsibility, Tri-g is a responsibility, Tri-pp is the only one being used to Grift money.

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    12. Anonymous6:36 PM

      Ba$tool is a loving mother... Who teaches her little son to say that his mother HATES his father...

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  31. Anonymous4:05 PM

    "Tripp is the one who runs this house. He owns me, and knows it."

    Bristol was it Tripp who told you not to go to college, to get a chin implant, lay up in a canvas tent drinking wine coolers and screwing Levi's brain out?

    Bristol it's about time you take responsibility for your own life.

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      Bristol, you are supposed to be the adult, and Tripp is the child. The only way that he will grow up is if adults guide him and teach him along the way. That's your job. You told Greta that it was your choice to keep Tripp. Once you made that choice, even if you were a child yourself, you were responsible for him.

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    2. Anonymous5:30 PM

      She is. Duh. He is 4 and pretty mature. Sure he's free spirited. She's trying to find a balance.

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    3. Levi was the source of all of Bri$tols' problems - now, Tripp is the source of them. She has shifted the blame game from one man to another "little man".

      Remember too, that $arah also has great disdain for men.

      Bri$tol learned about life by living it with Todd and $arah; children live what they learned, and learn what they lived. The only way she can change the outcome is to educate herself.

      The apple from this family rotted on the tree.

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    4. Anonymous6:16 PM

      5:30 PM


      No one finds balance by lying about most everything. Wasilla is in the outback, sure. ABC spewed the pack of lies for her but she signed off on it.

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    5. Anonymous6:29 PM

      5:30 Stop telling that LIE, Tri-pp is almost 6 years old. He has missed 2 grades of School already, but Education is Unimportant in the Palin Family. What happened to Tri-pp's last TRIAL DADDY(Joey Junker)? Bristol has experimented with enough men to start her Pimping business.

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  32. Anonymous4:11 PM

    I would be embarrassed as hell to have a daughter like Bristol Palin and I'd be embarrassed as hell if my mother were like Sarah Palin.

    That family is a friggin' mess!

    If you learn by being around family members that tell the truth to each other, that have the desire to lead in a loving way within a family structure, that show consistent direction, that are a trustworthy to each other, provide lives where responsibility is shown, learn and teach what it is to work and EARN a living, make education a priority, teach to earn an honest living, to live within the laws and respect them - - - - (I could go on and on!) - - - - - - - - -

    The above things are NOT available in the households of the Heath/Palin families.

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  33. Anonymous4:17 PM

    Joan and Melissa Rivers belong in jail the the cruel and abusing family of Heath/Palins. Imagine what they saw that they won't tell. The Rivers know the child abuse is criminal and will only continue and be passed on to the future generations. How can Tripp be anything but a pimp? Family business gets passed on. Don't forget Uncle Track and the old Uncle Perv that scored a chick at a grade school.

    The Rivers disgust me for turning against the young children and being suckers for pitiful Bristol routine.

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      Wow you're disgusting. Grow up Anon 4:17. Melissa loved Tripp, as Joan said.

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    2. Anonymous6:16 PM

      If she did, it's because she made rules for him to follow, and expected obediance. If he ran roughshod over her as he does his mother, no way did she 'love' him. But then, this is Hollywood...people say what they think you want to hear.

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    3. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Love is not ignoring or tolerating child abuse. You are in the midst of child abuse, you do nothing, you are a child abuser and belong in jail.

      Stop hating children, open your eyes and help the vulnerable.

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    4. Anonymous6:19 PM

      @5:31 PM Krusty? Still Trolling all of the Blogs? Too lonely to spend time with a real friend? Still longing to be a Prostitute for Todd Palin? Still sniffing Bristol's Panties?

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    5. Anonymous6:36 PM

      I'm sure Melissa loved Tripp. Probably the most active patenting the boy had had except when he's with Levi. Levi doesn't complain about how his son won't listen and only dies what he wants to do. That's his mom, Bristol, who's always making excuses for her own shitty job of parenting by blaming everything on her 4-yr old son. If he doesnt leant how to behave from his mom, who the hell is going to teach him? Sarah and Todd? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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  34. Anonymous4:20 PM

    He is in daycare and at baby sitters all the time, even though he has a loving father who would give THE WORLD to be with his son.
    He has a loving grandma who would give the WORLD to be with her grandson.

    Instead, he is being carted off to inexperienced young teenagers to watch over him (but who are only interested in their smartphones...), and to the Meth House on the other side of the dead lake. He is not given ANY type of guidance at all in his home.

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      Nor is TRIG. "Cut through the heart and reminded me how powerful mocking words are when aimed at the innocent." -- Esther
      Give me a BREAK already!

      These kids are IGNORED, pure and simple. I have never seen a more effed up ignorant family in my LIFE in the public eye basking in their dysfunction! ANYTHING for attention, good or bad. ANYTHING!



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    2. Anonymous5:23 PM

      The baby sitters are some kind of addict, phones, meth, sugar, RedBull and so on. What kind of daycare does he go to? What a tragedy. Go figure why Levi never got it together to go to court and do right for the child? Sad, all of it, all of them. I really had hope when he married but may be she doesn't know the whole story or just can't do much of significance if she wanted. She is busy with her man and a new baby and what all she does. Unlike Bristol, I would guess.

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    3. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Levi works, as most adults do. Kids go to day care when parents work. Youre an idiot.

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    4. Anonymous5:33 PM

      Any guidance?

      Then how has he been taught to love and be caring, at age 4? That's impressive. He's pretty dang protective and sweet for a boy. Sure he's rowdy. He's a boy and he's 4.

      You're ignoring all the positives and judging a kid you've never been around.

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    5. Anonymous6:14 PM

      If Tripp is 4, then he is not Bristol's kid. Tripp is at least 6. You Spread your Legs Palins know nothing but Sex. The Palin Bordello is full of Bastard Children with no Fathers around. Willow and Bristol are just like their Mama. Todd was the only fool who would marry a woman carrying Curt Menard Jr.'s Baby. Otherwise Track, Bristol, Willow, and Brad Hanson's Daughter Piper would be Fatherless also.

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    6. Anonymous6:22 PM

      5:53 -- Quit the "we're a private family" charade. You've trotted out your son on your mother's show, your own show, with his name in the title, in your book, and now on another tv show, based around him. You publicize his life to the nth degree, at least when it can make you money.
      We don't have to be around the kid to have seen hours of him on film and read your complaints about what a terrible mother you are, Bristol. We do know Tripp, and feel sorry for him.

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    7. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Levi may work but Bristol is a liar. Not all day care is where children should be. Some day care dope up kids to control them. Others have toxic religious nonsense to control them.

      Bristol can't hide that at his age Tripp is in control. That is abuse. Neither of the Rivers are doing anything for the children, they keep Tripp wallowing in abuse. They help Bristol earn money to support an abusive household and pay off the Johnstons to do nothing to help Tripp get out of the abuse house on the dead lake.

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    8. Anonymous6:32 PM

      The kid's mother is offering a mea culpa because she knows that she's been a shitty parent and had given up teaching the kid how to act. And he's only four!

      She didn't say he's rowdy. She said he owns her and he only does something when he wants to and that he doesn't listen to her.

      She reveals what poor parenting she received in that she hasn't a clue how to manage a child's behavior. Bristol has 3 younger siblings that she's witnessed how her own parents have neglected to be a stable, dependable parent towards. All she knows how to do is just put herself first and exploit the hell out of her kid as a prop in her "Acting career (haha)". Then she just whines and says, "Oh we'll..."

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  35. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Anonymous3:35 PM "Tripp is the one who runs this house. He owns me, and knows it."- Bristol

    I'm sorry, I think that Bristol should keep Tripp away from Todd.
    Tripp is starting to sound like a pimp.
    ...............

    Anonymous3:53 PM Hey Pimp Baby Tripp, how much you want for the ho with the nut sack growing under her chin?
    .............

    That's pretty bad. Imagine if Tripp is lost in a shopping mall. (I hope Wasilla know what a shopping mall is?)

    Store mgr: Tripp there's a lady here who says she is your mom. Can you describe her to me?

    Tripp: Well it looks like she has a nut sack growing under her chin.

    Store mgr: Good news Tripp your mom is here for you.

    Sorry added two extra comments. Had to tie my comment to the word nut sack from the comment above.

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  36. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Sounds like Bristol should have given Tripp away like she did Trig. But instead of giving Tripp to Sarah, she should give Tripp to a loving family that wants him and not to a family because they had to take Trig due to his DS.

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    1. Anonymous5:12 PM

      Levi should have full custody. Tripp adores him, his stepmom Sunny & his new sister. He is a completely different young man when he spends time in that home. He is loved deeply and feels secure.

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    2. Anonymous5:33 PM

      Huh? Tripp is fine.

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    3. Anonymous5:33 PM

      You're pretty ignorant.

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    4. Anonymous6:07 PM

      5:33 The TRUTH hurts? You can't handle the TRUTH.

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  37. WakeUpAmerica5:00 PM

    Well, to be fair we do often mention the Tundra Turd's gaffes from six years ago. The President's gaffe was nowhere close to the level of the Wasilla Whackadoodle's.

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    1. Anonymous5:50 PM

      But Biden's are way worse. And I beg to differ.Obama tells outright lies in a HIGH office while supporting measures that hurt Americans.

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    2. Anonymous6:06 PM

      5:50 PM No Gaffe is worse than Sarah's Post Tubal Ligation Fake Pregnancy. Todd Palin's Sex Trafficking is even worse. How many Fatherless Babies do Bristol and Willow have between them? How many Crimes have Sarah's Offspring committed without being prosecuted?

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    3. Anonymous6:13 PM

      Oh please. Congress passes the laws (or doesn't, if they're Republican.) What lies has Obama told exactly? And please don't recite the Fox list...they are wrong about every one, and they know it.

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    4. Anonymous6:18 PM

      5:50 -- Be specific. Otherwise, you're just complaining with no evidence to back up your whines.

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    5. Anonymous6:24 PM

      Krusty, you are a sick fool. You cannot defend your idol so you try to deflect the blame for these "lies" that you dream of... every time.

      But but but... Obama is the only retort you have to the stupid words and actions of Sarah Palin. Yes, we know you are a loyal panty-sniffer of Palin who will never face the truth on any matter regarding her or her family members. Wouldn't you just feel better about yourself and your own neurosis if you possibly just stayed away from criticism of those people that you blindly follow.

      No one here buys your attempts to divert attention away from the stupid words of your queen. You just make Sarah look even more foolish because the only persons who bother to defend her stupidity are persons like you. You have your nose do far up Sarah's crack (or up Beefy's ass, on occasion), that your only worthwhile comments would be on the color of their panties and an estimated length of time since they changed them. They are fools and idiots. You don't have to be one also, just because they are. They can't stand you anyway. They've made that known. Get a life, huh?

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  38. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Melissa did love Tripp. It's hard not to. He's a loving little guy.And he sings in church beautifully.

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Bristol said in her interview that they don't go to church. I seriously doubt that he goes to church with Levi and Sunny; they seem way too together to attend church. So please, tell us more about little Tripp singing in church. What church? Who does he attend with? Enquiring minds would love to know.

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    2. Anonymous6:01 PM

      BWAHAHAHA He sings in Church. How about his 6 year old ass singing in School?

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    3. Anonymous6:12 PM

      Oh dear. Another Palin insider at 5:21. Pray tell, what does he sing? Rap? With the mouth he displayed on the last show, I doubt he's very welcome at church. And Brissy admits they don't go, and Sarah has been away since March. So please, share more. Or make things up.

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    4. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Yes, and in Bible camp, too, also. I'd like to see that photo of Tripp in his little choir outfit, singing in church, since Bristol said that they don't go to church.

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  39. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Anonymous4:41 PM
    "I do it all by myself. I'm just that way. Willow doesn't do jack shit. "...

    "I couldn't do it without the help of all my family..."

    Make up your mind which narrative lies you are telling today, Bristol. You are calling yourself a liar one way or the other. 
    ..............

    My comment to Bristol is who laid up in the canvas tent, Levi's mother's house and I'm sure Sarah's bed with Levi? It sure wasn't Willow. She had her own action on the side. So stop complaining about Willow not helping you raise Tripp. Who are you going to blame next? Gino, Ben and Joey Junker?

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  40. Anonymous5:30 PM

    Sarah Palin looks like a "Cougar". Todd must be acting as her wardrobe consultant.

    Wow. Remember back in '08 when she looked so professional and polished... and actually pretty? I can't believe the amount of change in less than 5 years. Bachmann has managed to keep it together. Even though Bachmann is a nutter, she always looks well groomed.

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    1. Yes. Bachmann. Always perfectly well dressed--not fancy, not outlandish, just professional. That is why I can't understand why, once Palin was exposed to how professional women dress, she wasn't inclined to do the same. I'll never understand it.

      Her appearance on national tv in that pink and black gramma costume paired with hooker shoes, sitting with three perfectly groomed women, was painful to watch.

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    2. Anonymous6:29 PM

      @5:45 Sarah dresses that way to attract attention. If Sarah wore an understated smart business suit, no one would notice her. Her wardrobe choice, along with breasts that are too large for her tiny body, guarantee that everyone will notice her, even for the wrong reasons.

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    3. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Amen to THAT! But she's always been that way...sexing it up to make up for a brain.

      She hired a city manager to do her job in Wasilla and turned her office into a bordello for a cool $50K. Todd, the shadow governor.

      Why her bots can't understand this and see how they're being conned, I'll never know!

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  41. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Sarah is hot
    But Bristol is hotter
    What a family

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    1. Anonymous5:57 PM

      Yes, a Hot, Stinky, Uneducated Mess.

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    2. Anonymous6:12 PM

      More like a bucket of warm piss.

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    3. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Thank you, Creepy Chuck, for weighing in!

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  42. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Good news is that Sarah won't need a life preserver if she manages, with those shoes, to wobble and trip her way into the Hudson river

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  43. Anonymous5:47 PM

    If Levi was any type of a man. he would go over there and whip everybody's ass (starting with Todd), and TAKE his son away from all of that drama. Tell those degenerate Palins, that you will drop a dime on all of their asses, if they even think about keeping him from having his son. Grow a pair Levi, there is no amount of hush money, that is worth your son's well being.

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    1. Oh that's just terrific advice, 5:47. Doing what you suggest would land Levi in jail.

      I'm just surprised you didn't recommend Levi take a gun with him.

      And why does everyone forget that Bristol has sole legal custody?

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  44. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Keep in mind Gryphen is the blogger who has been presented with proof he's told lies yet refuses to retract. That and he has no clue what he's talking about, nor knows people who do. Thats evident just from his denial Bristol's had a job since 2009.

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  45. Anonymous5:57 PM

    I find it amusing that she speaks of her home as a little "tree fort" and not really a home. Granted, it doesn't appear to be more than maybe 1600-1800 square feet but that shouldn't be too tight a fit for two adults and one child; even a house that small should have at least three bedrooms and if now two baths a bath and a half. She also speaks of "de-icing" her car before leaving for work. I see a double car garage on the property so I can't quite figure out why Bristol doesn't park her ride in the garage and dispense with the snow and ice removal. She just seems kind of unaware of how a lot of other people live. There are actually lots of folks that would be happy to even have a house her size, even if they had three kids or more. She just seems out of touch.

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  46. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Ha. Bristol, children raised in 'strict and structured' households don't quit school, get pregnant, or lie. And when they have children, they have a clue how to raise them to be respectful and well-behaved. And no one with any sense lets a four, five, or whatever year old take over the house. My God, girl. Be an adult. Your mother is always crowing about how 'mature' you are. And how she is SO proud of your accomplishments, whatver they are. You could at least try to act like a grownup, get a real job (what high school grad qualifies to be a 'doctor's assistant?) and stop appearing on these wacko shows. Gotta hand it to you, though. Mama did teach you about easy money.
    Wonder if your next stop is "Super Nanny."

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  47. Anonymous6:31 PM

    Anonymous5:41 PM
    No ones a dropout. and half those are lies
    Thanks for playing
    Grow up

    So what happened to Willow in her sophomore year of high school?

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  48. Anonymous6:33 PM

    I don't think that Bristol works in a dermatologist's office. I think that she earns her salary by writing troll comments here. It's hard work, and consultants don't come cheap, even though their comments are cheesy.

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