Household Manual to help Melissa Rivers lower her expectations enough to not be too surprised by Tripp's unfortunate behaviors, and Willow's even worse ones.
Now there is a LOT that is pure mooseshit in this thing, but I will focus on just a few turds as well as some truths..
"I was raised in a strict and structured household."
Uh no, she wasn't! And anybody who has read Joe's book, or spoken to anybody that worked with her or knew her back, will know that she was raised in complete chaos by a mother whose mood swings were the thing of legends.
"Tripp is the one who runs this house. He owns me, and knows it."
An absolutely truthful statement that has been well documented on her LAST reality show.
"I’m a single mother and wouldn’t be able to do it without the help of my great family. Willow is not only my sister but I consider her one of my best friends. Family is key being a single mother. Although I am Tripp’s mother, he tends to listen to Willow and other people in my family more then he listens to me. So that is why it is very important to have Willow in my life. She may rile Tripp up sometimes, but I’m not sure what I would do without her."
Sadly all true.
"I work at a dermatology office in Anchorage, as a doctor’s assistant."
I know she has been saying this for years, but a couple of years ago we had checked and her truck was NEVER parked outside their office. Though to be honest if Sarah called and said she needed the Dermatologist to play along for a TV show I am pretty sure they would.
"Being out in the middle of nowhere definitely limits our options when it comes to food and meals."
She is quite literally less than ten minutes away from a number of grocery stores and even closer to numerous restaurants. I met Joe McGinniss at a restaurant in Wasilla and it only took him about six minutes to arrive from his house RIGHT NEXT TO THE PALINS!
"We don’t have bible studies in my house or anything like that, but God is a huge part of our lives."
The first part is essentially correct, but the only thing true about the second part is that they use faith in God as camouflage to cover for every terrible thing that they do as a family. I don't believe that a member of the family has been seen in ANY Wasilla church for years.
However I will give Bristol, and whoever was her ghostwriter on this, some credit for telling a couple of not very complimentary truths about herself.
That is certainly better than her mom whose recent Facebook rant tried desperately to link Bill Maher to the President while playing the victim, and pretending that the person people most often refer to while using the word "retard" is Trig and not her skanky dimwitted ass.
Bill Maher is free to attack me, but not my child, nor other innocent, beautiful people. And I'm not a Word Policeman, but when President Obama mocked people with special needs who participate in the Special Olympics, his words cut through the heart and reminded me how powerful mocking words are when aimed at the innocent.
Yeah well NOBODY has confirmed that Bill Maher said anything derogatory about Trig, and President Obama's Special Olympics "gaffe" is four years old.
Playing the victim with a four year old statement and one that may have never happened, gee what kind of a person might do that? Wait, don't tell me.