Joan Rivers asks, "Who's the school tramp in Wasilla?" and the camera immediately goes to Bristol. Yet ANOTHER indication that the Palins did not have final editing rights on this show.
You know as much as I hate reality shows I am definitely not missing this one.
I'm glad you're going to watch because I won't but I'll be looking forward to your comments.
ReplyDeleteX2
DeletePuhleeze take one for the team! I don't want to sully my TV’s mojo.
DeleteI'll take a Nolan Ryan fastball in the hip or center of my back, but I can't make myself watch this crap and report back on it. But I salute those team players who can and will. My gag reflex is too reflex-y.
DeleteHi, there, boys and girls! Can you say "Punk'd" ?
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Bristol to Sarah Palin transformation is almost complete. Bristol has to have her phone in her hand like mama.
ReplyDeleteBristol why the long face?
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol's hairline recedes any more she's going to need to shave her chin down or Bristol is going to have a very long face.
Bristol will never have that chin redone properly, because if she did that would admit that
DeleteA) she had it done in the first place
B) and that it looks horrible
Little Rabbit
I understand the baldness trait is inherited on the mother's side. This will be the summer of Baldy 2--Parting's a sorrow! lol
DeleteI heard that Bristle took Tripp out on the ice on Lake Lucille. She "tripped" and fell, hitting her chin on the frozen surface. Tripp yelled "Big crack, Mama!" Barstool responded, "Who taught you to talk to your mother like that, you little fag?"
They must be really hurting for money to appear on any show with Joan after what she said about Sarah and the shooting in Arizona. Called her stupid and a threat in the video posted in the comments at PG..How low can this family go for money..I guess we just found out they will do ANYTHING for a buck!!!
ReplyDeleteFor the right money Sarah will blow a German Shepard.
DeleteSo, Jethro appears in this tripe? I bet they are all getting $$$ from the Alaskan taxpayers AGAIN. I would be upset if that is true, especially if I paid taxes there. The Palin avoided property taxes, yet are draining this Alaskan film fund to enrich themselves. These shows do nothing for Alaska except show that you can move away, but always come back with your hand out. Seems Bristles did not learn much at acting school. Seems to act the same way she dances - without talent.
Delete"How low can this family go for money..I guess we just found out they will do ANYTHING for a buck!!!"
DeleteIsn't that the very definition of a cheap whore?
Hey, German Shepherds have more taste and sense (remember they are one of the smartest dog breeds) than to let THAT near their privates.
DeleteNo self-respect, no integrity, low IQ, GED education, fuck me mentality, bastard children, and no morals. Girl, thy name is Palin.
DeleteI hope they aren't depending on Wallow and The Chin to bring in the bacon to pay for Todd's legal bills.
DeleteAnyone that will whore themselves out the way Sarah and Todd have... they're actually taking a step UP to go on the show with Joan. She's a comedienne, and the Palins are too stupid to know that she's just speaking the truth about what's obvious to most of us.
DeleteThe Palins have no dignity left to sacrifice.
Is Bristol going bald? Is this a Heath trait she inherited from Sarah?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Bristol cupping that pen like she's massaging testicles?
ReplyDeleteSkill she learned camping in canvas tents in Wasilla I guess?
DeleteThose habits are hard to break one you become proficient at it.
As the saying goes, "You can take the Palin out of the bedroom but you can't take the bedroom out of the Palin".
DeleteMight be arthritis? I guess her joints in her hands gets that way after massaging the boys after all those years?
DeleteDylan get that smirk off of your face.
DeleteWhat do you mean that picture brings back memories of the good ol days before yo daddy made her stop?
lol Great question!
DeleteI'm a lefty and I don't hold my pencil like I'm in bed playin with my husband!!
If Bristol is as good at that like her reputation in town, then why doesn't she get a paying job doing that as a ball washer at a golf course?
DeleteMy goodness, she never learned how to write properly! No wonder her Mom and to buy Ol' Brisket a GED. Are the other kids that stupid also?
DeleteAs if the media ho signs autographs all day long. What a creepy stupid laughable ignorant dysfunctional klan.
DeleteCut Beefy some slack. She's used to writing with a crayon.
DeleteYes, I will be here to check on what you have to say. I would like to know if Bristol found the courage to fill in for Joan on "Fashion Police". If so how she delivers her lines. She would have a team of great writers behind her.
ReplyDeleteBristol on the "Fashion Police" can only be putrid. Would the other "hosts" try to prop her up like she is doing a good job. If she actually makes the challenge and appears it will be b/c she was supplied the right drugs. She would be so out of her league.
DeleteBristol anywhere near "Fashion Police" is sort of an oxymoron, don'tcha think. Unless they are going to coach her how to dress appropriately.
DeleteThere you go, Bristol (and Sarah), the next reality show for both of you. You can learn how to dress properly. No commission or finder's fee necessary for my suggestion. Glad to help the cause of appropriately dressed adults.
Waiting for the Bristol sex tape to come out.
ReplyDeleteHow many? 'Spreading Legs For Profit' would be the title.
Deletesomeone at Malia's site said the tape of bristle giving someone a bj in a car would be posted on-line soon..perhaps sarah has been talking to pimp mama, kris jenner, about how to get a reality show for the whole brood..
DeleteI'll believe it when I see it. But that is the way to go for Palins. I can believe Sarah or Todd were the ones to sell it.
Delete12:24 They better be recent tapes or that's underage porn (as it should be to protect kids who do foolish things).
DeleteIf it was while she's and adult...whole 'nuther story.
Nobody wants to see a cold fish get "raped." she has as much depth as a shallow grave.
Deleteshe loves dying her hair to match kim's k.'s hair and to show she is some what ethnic, like kim. Which she is about 1/128th native Alaskan, if that. Probably enough to get free shit.
This wrecked of a reality show is the jump over the freakin shark for Wife Swamp.
This show makes perfect sense - Bristol needs cash, easy money do a reality show (bonus - Bristol is angry with Sarah and this is a way to get even)
ReplyDeleteLeft hand with pen -- it is unfortunate but those that are left handed often hold the pen that way with a "hook" when writing (comes from right handed people teaching them how to write) - it can lead to problems down the road (with muscles etc), but I don't think Bristol needs to worry since I doubt she writes much - to write correctly with the left hand requires turning the paper so the hand can be held straight without the bend at the wrist (I was fortunate enough to have a teacher earlier on in school show me the correct way and told me to never let any try to make me feel bad about being left handed!) - I'm old enough that being left handed used to be strongly discouraged way back when.
I get what you are saying-about hoq to hold the paper-I'm a lefty- but I call bullshit with HOW she is holding the pencil. You do NOT need to do THAT to compensate for being a lefty.
DeleteI love being a lefty. Fairly unique-only 10% of population. We have lots of lefties in my family. Majority of prwsidents have been lefties also, too!
No, it isn't because she is a lefty, it's because her parents are under educated trash that didn't parent her properly and teach her HOW to hold a pen.
DeleteThat's true she does need the money since she doesn't work, hasn't worked and will never work. Because she's lazy.
DeleteI bet she holds a fork like a freak caveman. No wonder all they eat are fast foods and drink big gulps.
DeleteBristol rarely uses a fork. Big Mac & Fries don't require a utensil, and in Beefy's world, a napkin is optional as well. She thinks she's cute with a cum-stache of special sauce. Pig at the dinner table and a cow on the dance floor. Oh, and a whore in the parking lot.
DeleteI will not be watching, and I do not recommend anyone else watch either. Give ABC and advertisers an important message: HATE DOES NOT SELL. Honestly, watching the Palins is as bad or worse than watching or listening to Rush.
ReplyDeleteNor will I be watching. My TV screen would have more dents from shoe-throwing than a certain refrigerator.
DeleteI will try to do what I did when bustol boguarded dwts...watched it on you tube.
DeleteBristol in a 100 yard race against Usain Bolt would win by a chin.
ReplyDeleteDamn that chin should have its own zip code.
Wearin an awfully baggy shirt too; has she been into the wine coolers again?
ReplyDeleteWonder how much a Bristol Palin autograph is worth on EBay?
ReplyDeleteDoubt it would bring $1
Sounds like she’s just warming up; I wonder if she’ll get into the Trig mystery. It would be amazing if Joan Rivers put the final nails into Sarah’s coffin.
ReplyDeleteABC would never let that happen.
DeleteIt ended up on the cutting room floor, or where they keep the reject scenes.
DeleteYeah, I definitely will NOT be watching.
ReplyDeleteI will watch Nancy Grace (ugh!) to see Sarah do her perp walk. But until that time, anytime I see any of that crew on tv will be an accident easily remedied by the tv remote. ZAP!!!
DeleteJust when I think I have seen it all or pretty dam close this show comes along. Bristol money isn't everything sweetie. You look like a darn fool and that is me being kind. No I am not jealous of you or your family. I find it almost sad. You still have time to break away from your crazy mother. Do it now or she will have you in a strip joint at 30 hustling for $1 when her money runs out.
ReplyDeleteProving again that all they crave is attention, good OR bad, and the almighty buck.
DeleteThey live in a bubble, can never break away. Think about her choices. Go into Papa Pimps business or do the maternal repetitive self humiliating shows.
DeleteIn their bubble the cult bots make them feel like the big fish in the little pond.
Anon 11:50... and when Sarah farts in the bathtub, she thinks she's on the Lawrence Welk show. Delusion with an active imagination and an aversion to reality. Sarah and her fellow grifting family members. She and her "fans" deserve one another, because at the end of the day, they have nothing that matters.
DeleteWillow was a Wasilla High School Tramp also. They both were known to have sex with boys all over the School Campus. The 9 Month Mono was a result of all of the unprotected sex.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget exchanging blowjobs for McDonald's french fries. Or should I say "friez"? Bristol knows what I'm talking about.
DeleteBlowjobs for french fries, how low can she go?
DeleteAnom 12:42 maybe the girl likes the taste of salt?
DeleteAnon 2:22
DeleteBut these days, only for the XL fries. And lots of ketchup. Beefy's getting a little uppity.
Does Joan Rivers know about the statue in front of the High School? Isn't that dedicated to the Palin females? Who is taking care of the other kids while Rivers takes care of Tripp?
ReplyDeleteThat would be the statue of George W. Bush holding a smaller statue of Brisdull in his left hand and a smaller statue of Willing in his right hand. IIRC, it has the inscription "Between the three of us we've fucked you all."
DeleteNo, the art in front of the high school is suppose to look like a vajaja and they named it after the Palin girls - Sarah, Bristol and Willow. How embarrassing!
DeleteWhat happened to the giant Palin vagina statue in front of Wasilla High School, I think they named it The Warrior Within?
DeleteHere's what I find extremely curious about this whole Palin Celebrity Wife Swap deal. We all know from their past failed TV appearances that all of the Palins are all about self-promotion, as are their PeeBots. For weeks prior to Bristol's stomping around on DWTS, the PeeBots were reminding everyone to vote for Bristol - and Bristol was begging for votes on her blog & Facebook. Their Celebrity Wife Swap appearance is a little less than 2 weeks away and all I hear is *crickets*. What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteIMHO, they went with the notion they could out wit Rivers and they would come out as comedy gold. They saw the rushes and someone had the sense to get it that B is a again a pathetic failure. So failed, there was no use in spinning lies and making further fools of the Palin branding efforts. They just want this to blow over fast now. Hence "crickets" speak louder than words.
DeleteThey're probably embarrassed to be doing it, so they're not saying much. But bills gotta get paid, and Palins don't do real work, so off to the reality show mines it is...
DeleteIt'll gear up, don't worry. SarahPAC has to spend their money on SOMEthing.
DeleteThe "vote for the worst" website kept Bristol on DWTS so all of us could laugh at her inability to dance or learn anything. And so we could watch her continually growing belly.I wonder what happened to Ruffles and that DWTS baby?
DeleteI that exactly what you think is up with that is what's up with that. They are shown in all their horrid glory for the world to see.
DeleteIf they feel embarrassed that is more feeling then they have ever experienced before.
DeleteAny ratings will be bc of Joan. Bristol's last tv disaster lasted how long in prime-time? One episode, or was it two, before the network bailed bc she was getting trounced by a rerun head-to-head? Big L's for Beefy and Wallow--- LOSERS.
Deletecomments on that trailer are all negative. Bristol bombs again. But she'll get paid along with her extended family, so she apparently doesn't care she will be laughed at...again.
ReplyDeleteWhy would she care now? They clearly keep her on "meds". She has been her mother's tool since she was stuffed for her RNC coming out grey dress mistake. She is numbed and dumbed and remember all the humiliating costumes the stuffed her for DWTS. What a sorry, sad dead soul she has at such a young age. Can't feel sad for her as it is the journey of her adult choice.
DeleteIf money shots were $20 bills, Brisket would be rich and independent of her narcissistic, sociopathic mother. But porn fans are not idiots, and no one wants to see that chin in their lap or anyone else's, so they ain't gonna pay her jack shit.
DeleteJust sayin'.
Hey infamous Chin, how's the gastric band and Red Bull diet working our for you?
ReplyDeleteThanks Gryphen for watching it for us and reporting back. I for one, will not be watching this "Game of Hoes".
ReplyDelete"Game of Hoes". LMAO!!!!
DeleteIf Melissa will be living in the Wasilla compound, she better watch out for Pimp Daddy Todd. Check for hidden cameras in the bedroom and peep holes in the bathroom. Don't touch any used washcloths. Don't bring your son with you or else he will be turned into a homophobic potty mouth. And don't look at Todd cross-eyed or Sarah will punch you in the throat. I hope you have a body guard Melissa.
ReplyDeleteSarah is a Wimp and would not punch anybody who would fight back.
DeleteWell, since the trailer is out, that means, they already shot the show.
DeleteWondering, if Levi gave his permission for his son to be made an example of bad mothering again.
I'm so confused! Who's going to be living with whom, where, and why?
ReplyDeleteWhy?
DeleteMONEY!
Bristol couldn't have dreamed up this latest scam on her own, could she? Sarah has always been behind Bristol's failed celebrity stunts. Sarah always has final editing rights. Bristol doesn't have the courage to branch out on her own. I'd love to see Bristol and Willow too grow up and claim their lives for themselves, but I don't hold out any hope. They just doesn't have what it takes to be out on their own without their awesome family to protect them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was wondering did Bristol go rogue and do this without approval from on high? It is hard to see Sarah as warming up to this concept. But who knows? The fact is, not a peep from Sarah so far. That may be an indication. Brancy isn't doing promos yet?
DeleteWhy do you say that Sarah always has final editing rights? Have you seen her contract? This clip looks like she has any editing rights.
DeleteI love Joan!!! "Who is the school tramp in Wasilla?" and the camera pans to Bar$tool...
ReplyDeleteI might just have to watch that episode after all. Hope, they will show it on the Internets...
I do not love Joan, any more than I would love Phyllis Schafly.
DeleteWell, to be honest, I love her just for SAYING what she did say!
DeleteDid a search on what the participants in Wife Swap generally earn. Lots of reports that the contract for each of the couples is only $20,000. That won't last long.
ReplyDeletePerhaps as celebrities they were able to pump that up. And for each additional family member appearance they probably paid, after all "what's in it for us".
$20K... she is desperate.
DeleteI read somewhere Bristol will earn close to $200,000. Hope Joan makes her earn it.
DeleteDon't real "celebs" play celebrity versions of shows for C H A R I T Y ?
DeleteWhat pisses me off is the Palin trope that Bristol chose to leave her comfort zone to dance for the H8er's but then left Hollywood behind so that she could live a quiet, vibrant life with God on her side without a title.
ReplyDeleteBut here she is again shoving herself down our throats.
Furthermore, making her a Fashion Police hostess when she's as confounding a dresser and as dowdy as her mother also too there.
Bristol as Fashion Police hostess is a bad joke in itself. Those poor, poor writers. No matter how talented they are (as you know they are asking the Bytkh to give them fair pay and bennies) Bristol can't deliver a line.
DeleteYou watch it and write your thoughts on it so we don't have to.
ReplyDeleteAh so, sarah is making dough & getting attention at bristle's expense again. first parading her across the stage an unwed pregnant teen in front of the entire country to give mommie dearest pro life creds. Then letting her clomp around the stage on DWTS, next having her on that flop of a reality show with tripp...Now this, why does sarah hate bristle so much? What mother would subject their own daughter to humiliation after humiliation? As a mother I can't imagine putting my baby girl through that.
ReplyDeleteI think Sarah thinks that Bristol ruined everything. In Sarah's mind, everything bad that has ever happened to Sarah is probably Bristol's fault.
DeleteNarcissists can always find someone else to blame for their own bad behavior.
Stockholm Syndrome comes to mind.
DeleteThe reason Sarah keeps letting Bristle hurt herself on TV and and even enables , is because Sally stood by all those years Chuckie was doing Sarah. It made Sarah "what she is today". Sarah thinks that is what a mom dies.
DeleteThere they go again with their over-the-top Alaskanness. Did daddy Todd call all around Wasilla and Bristol Bay (or Bristol, CT?) to find some moose for you to shove down Joan's throat? You know the Rivers' don't eat. They work hard for their size 1.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Taco Bell Supreme Crunch the Palin Family meal?
Quiznos for Thanksgiving, and burnt kraft macaroni and cheese. Big Gulps, chocolate chip cookies Gerber Graduates, and chik fil a.
DeleteIt's called "Gourmet Food" in the Valley.
Please, all Bristol wanted to do was to leave that awful, fake, plastic Hollywood and its wannabe celebrities and go home to Alaska where the mountains and snow are real. Yeah, she and the rest of her money-grubbing family are very private people. You don't know them. All you see is an image, a pose, an autograph, a fake TV show. Yes, Sarah and Joan each have a TV studio in their homes. One of them has three programs and one of them wishes that she could just get her job back at Fox. If the adults are willing to make fools of themselves for money, that's their business. But they cast Tripp in the role of the naughty child, the reign of terror. We saw that Bristol hadn't done a very good job parenting him in her last reality show. Why she would want to reinforce that image is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteUnnecessarily separating a child from his/her primary caretaker(s) AND filming how the the child copes for the purpose of entertaining a TV audience.
ReplyDeleteHow is this not child abuse?
Bristol holds a pen like a trained gorilla except the gorilla has a better vocabulary. Does she get peanuts as a reward? Also too why can't she put the phone down for two seconds? What a diva, just like her sick, deranged drug addict mother.
ReplyDeleteBrisket looks like she's doing a reach-around on some poor desperate fool's wang. As Tripp said, "Fap it, Mom!"
DeleteLOL! Another Epic Fail for Bristol Hollywood. What a loser!
ReplyDeleteInstead of whoring for the camera, Bristol should be taking care of her children. Let's see there's Tri-G, Tri-PP, DWTS baby, Ruffles 1.0 and 2.0. Am I forgetting any?
ReplyDeleteTrygg
Delete2:49 PM TRI-G is the name given to Sarah's Adopted Prop.
DeleteUnless 2:49 is saying there is also trying aka ruffles?????
DeleteiPad spellcheck strikes again!
DeleteUnless 2:49 is saying trygg is another baby aka ruffles?
Why @2:49 said Trygg:
DeleteAnonymous5:34 PM
PART 2
We also looked at the name Trig and how it compares to the Norwegian spellings of it.Sarah Palin claimed herself that her son's name was Old Norse for "true." She is not entirely wrong, though the spelling she chose is wrong. Trygg is derived from the Old Norse tryggr meaning "trusty; true or safe." Trygve itself is just another form of the name, though a more popular version in Norway
OMG Get a job Bristol you lazy piece of trash. I and other Hardworking Taxpayers are sick of paying for your slovenly lifestyle. I know farm animals with a stronger work ethic than any Palin.
ReplyDeleteThat's weird, the fat girl clothes ads always show up on articles about Bristol. I guess AdChoices knows she's a pig too.
ReplyDeleteIn this pic, her chin definately looks MUCH worse than her original chin.
ReplyDeleteIt looks fake, also too. This is not her best angle for photos!
Her fish face one is still my fave!
DeleteBristol's best photo angle is if you put two paper bags on her bulbous head.
DeleteThe second bag is in case the first one falls off.
Anonymous2:14 PM
DeleteHer fish face one is still my fave!
In Wasilla we call that the Large Mouth C@ck Sucking Bass look.
That's what so great about the internet, you can look at that fish face picture any time.
It makes her bottom lip look like Rocky's in the Mask (h/t IMer)
Delete@2:48: Ha-ha, LOL!
DeleteHonestly, Who goes to a plastic surgeon and says "I want my chin to look like Jay Leno's"??
DeleteIf she ever misses it, she just has to look no further than Tripp.
Joan Rivers has made her fame and fortune by insulting people.
ReplyDeleteIt would take the world's strongest ego to subject one's self to becoming one of her targets for an extended period of time. And in situations that would be televised.
No matter how hard she tries -- and I doubt it will be much -- Joan Rivers will also make comments about Tripp, not yet five years old.
THAT is how far the Palins will go for money -- subjecting a defenseless child to a hard-nosed crone like Joan, on film for all to see for the rest of his life.
Who will bet what little Trip will be like when he's 17 or 18, and knows full well that his mother claims his father raped her, that she pulled him along to make a TV show based on what a bad mother she is, and then can revisit whenever he wants to what a Hollywood comedian said about him before he started kindergarten.
To the future Tripp: there's a whole wide world outside of Alaska where you can become your own person and not be exploited by your family. First, change your name. After that, it'll be easy. Just get a one-way ticket to anywhere in the lower 48 and start over.
Tripp will be subjected to Melissa, who may have more compassion. Melissa's son Cooper will be with the child abuser Bristol. Tripp is well use to Willow abuse, that is his life in his most informative years.
DeleteJust another Sarah Palin coincidence or what?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is going to stain her panties like the day she met Glenn Rice.
The latest news is Tim Tebow has been traded to ?????
The New England PATRIOTS!
Ya know..... that latest Sarah Palin buzz word she's been using to rally her troops.... PATRIOTS!
Yes the same logo Sarah Palin wore on her pullover in her facebook post.
Has the Sarah Palin Curse been transferred to New England or does it just stay on Tebow?
watch brady get his leg snapped in pre-season, tebow get's the position and the pats finish dead last
DeletePLEASE tell me that someone is going to edit out and post everything but the dish on the Palins? Please, please, please!
ReplyDelete'Cuz if I have to watch any of them I'm not watching.
For a person who wanted out of Hollywood enough to cry about it, that Bristol just loves going back.
ReplyDeleteWhat's her Stage name?
BRISTOL HOLLYWOOD
Now she can whine and cry about being back to LA. Joan is challenging her up the ass and there will be extra to whine about. She loves victim-hood so it is her cup of tea.
DeleteJoan Rivers blaming Palin for the Tuscon shootings, calling her stupid, and telling her to get off the planet....among other things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwX2Ikjkes
ReplyDeleteSarah wore the Star of David for months to impress Joan, and THIS is the the thanks she gets?
DeleteGlad she mentioned the "Blood Libel" meme. I'm starting to like Joan more!
When are those tiresome Palins going to acknowledge that anyone can eat moose without ever going near Alaska?
ReplyDeleteBristol needs to fire her photographer. With the lighting on her face, all you can see is her large forehead, her nose and of course her chin. Not flattering at all.
ReplyDeleteShe hired a photographer? She should have hired a hairdresser instead.
DeleteNot trying to be funny, is Bristol putting on weight again?
ReplyDeleteLook at her fingers! They're starting to look like sausages again.
Maybe she likes them that size since she currently doesn't have a trial husband to keep her company?
DeleteAnom 3:14 is that why each finger has its own name?
DeleteThere's Levi, Ben, Gino, Dylan and Joey.
She does seem a bit "plump". The turquoise maternity blouse with matching writing instrument is a trick she learned from Cindy loo with her matching casts.
DeleteLove the foster grants and holding her mom's iphone with one hand while signing her name for a random adoring fan.
I couldn't get it to play on the main site. But it was worth the effort to go try as even that hokey Hollywood Gossip site labeled the show a bottom of the barrel excuse for a reality show. Ha. Ha.
ReplyDeleteHere's a longer interview, basically the same but Joan describes Bristol as shy, softspoken, not a mean bone in her body (ROTFL) and she lives a very "closeted" life.
DeleteThey bonded, they laughed, they cried....
http://www.accesshollywood.com/joan-rivers-dishes-on-celebrity-wife-swap-with-bristol-palin_article_80628
Joan makes her sound like the tool she is. A useful idiot that someone will always use and manipulate. She may believe the crap they tell her about independent frontier woman, wonderful family but that is just to fatten her up. "Closeted" that is a nice way to say it. Tragically she can never bust out of her prison.
DeleteWhere's Bristol's hairline? If it falls back anymore she's going to have to use her ass hair for a comb over to cover that big bulbous forehead of hers.
ReplyDeleteWOW
ReplyDeleteBristol is so hot.
Yes, she is a hot borderline retarded mess.
DeleteA hot mess.
DeleteJeezus 5:02. Rolling on floor.
DeleteI don't know if Bristol shaves or waxes her forehead to get that smooth lightbulb look but if she does, maybe next time leave a little landing strip for some style.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous9:53 AM said:
ReplyDeleteWhy is Bristol cupping that pen like she's massaging testicles?
Here's a question for you. Looking at that picture above how Bristol is cupping that pen, who would you feel more comfortable cupping your junk like that, Bristol or Sarah?
Sarah Palin scares the bajesus out of me. I listen to Todd's high pitch voice and I cringe at the thought of Sarah making wine by squeezing Todd's grapes.
DeleteI also imagine Sarah reading IM's Kim Kardashian's post and taking her junior high mean girl vengeance on me by cupping my boys and squeezing them until they burst.
Bristol is mean but not Sarah Palin mean. Sarah's meaness has been stewing for about 54 years or something like that.
DeleteI made up my mind by looking at Todd.
Delete1. Todd has a high pitched voice so Sarah did something to his stuff.
2. Even though Todd married the losing Miss Alaska, Todd went after a single struggling Alaskan mother and told her she Lights Up His Life.
So obviously Sarah doesn't satisfy Todd in the sack.
Todd compares Tapping Sarah's Poonie to ice fishing. Todd, you dumbass! You bait a hook when you ice fish, not put your teeny-weeny dick in the hole to see "if it's really THAT cold". Dinky Dumb Dick and Cottage Cheese Ass & Thighs deserve one another.
DeleteThe Paylin's are so stupid they don't realize they have been PUNKED on this new show! Bravo, Joan and Melissa!
ReplyDeleteI guess that is where the expression "ignorance is bliss" came from. Too stupid and surrounded by sycophants.
DeleteI would watch Beefy & Wallow skydive without 'chutes. Short of that... HELL NO!
DeleteThe beauty of it is it's only one episode, but I bet Joan won't hold back one bit!
DeleteI might just take one for the team this time!
The term people previously used for Willow's fat ankle was kankle.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at Bristol's arm, wrist and hand and noticed she doesn't have a wrist. Bristol's hand is directly connected to her arm? Is there a term for that?
Yeah, it's called fat with no muscle tone. Probably the result of holding onto that phone 24/7.
DeletePickle that and put it in a jar in a country grocery in a Teabagger town. They'll eat that shit up. Literally.
DeleteBristols kwristle?
DeleteAnom 7:48 ya got any Ritz crackers to go with that?
DeleteEach of these four women, plus Tripp (don't know about Melissa's son) have their own impulses. Joan's is to criticize - brutally. What she says might be funny but it bites. Bristol of course whines and cries. Willow will do something passive aggressive to get even. Melissa will be shocked at life in Wasilla. Tripp will show his frustration by acting out.
ReplyDeleteGiven enough stress, this dynamic will implode in an outrageous way, just not the way they expected. I am hoping for "leaks." You know none of these characters have no self-control when challenged.
Could someone please explain ... who are the WIVES in this "Wife Swap" program involving the Palin girls????????????????????????????????????????????
ReplyDeleteYa got me...... they all have the same feminine parts.
DeleteI don't know if it matters that Joan's and Bristol's parts are more worn out and used than Willow's and Melissa's parts makes any difference?
It's nice to see Sarah and Todd's oldest daughters take a firm stand on marriage equality! But I haven't seen anyone pushing for legalized marriage between two sisters - but it just seems so natural!
DeleteByron Davidson shared a link. · "Clear evidence is mounting to show that Obama’s stubbornness (or shall we call it ignorance) might earn him the title of Worst Economic President Ever."
ReplyDeleteByron are you thinking George Dubya Bush was the best economic president ever or perhaps President Sarah Palin was the best?
Edward Oz > Sarah Palin · t is refreshing to know that a red-blooded, intelligent, God-fearing woman is at the forefront of the battle to keep America free and our constitution intact. We need more like you, Sarah. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSorry Eddie you lost me at "red-blooded, intelligent, God-fearing woman".
Jennifer VanBuskirk > Sarah Palin · June 11, 2013, Dearest Sarah Palin, I miss seeing you speak. I was just watching Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan on some youtube snipit videos and I saw 2 of them with you. Sarah you are like those 2. Maybe it is Time for America to have a Lovely Truth telling Woman as Our next New U.S.A. President. You, Sarah Palin and certainly NOT Hillary......Sarah I see ads that say, "Should Sarah run for Senate?" And I think, She can do anything she wants, so Yes, if she wants too." Yet if horrible Hillary is planning too far ahead, (that Liar) then it is about Time for Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteJennifer, you telling me you seen Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher talking to Sarah Palin?
Okaaaayyy Jennifer I'm guessing you are too far gone in love with Sarah Palin to reason with. Good bye.
Robert Behrens > Sarah Palin · Sarah, we desperately need you here in Arizona to run in the future against that traitor Jeff Flake or to fill the Governor's seat after that huge disappointment of a Governor, Jan Brewer, leaves office.
ReplyDeleteRobert what's going to happen to the Arizona governor's job after Arizona Governor Sarah Palin creates the Arizona Film Tax Credit and then immediately quits her job to make Sarah Palin's Arizona?
Jamie Glass > Sarah Palin · What are the chances of you moving to AZ and taking john McCain`s senate seat??!!
ReplyDeleteJamie about the same chances as:
Willow getting taller and thinner.
Willow graduating high school.
Sarah Palin producing Tri-G's birth certificate.
Track getting right.
Levi divorcing Sunny and marrying Bristol.
Todd being a free man and never being convicted of sex trafficking.
Todd getting a manly voice.
Sarah being the Empress of New Alaska.
Sarah hitting a caribou with her first shot.
Sarah giving birth to Tri-G.
Sarah washing her ass.
Jamie do you need any more examples of Sarah Palin's chances of getting John McCain's Az senate seat?
We know why the Bristol pimps out her son for money on her reality shows, but why would Levi allow this. Wouldn't he have to agree and provide legal permission for his son to be on this show? If he did provide permission, how sad.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't know about this gig until a couple of days ago...
DeleteWas pissed to no end about it.
Levi has been bought off and he is just another tool they use. Don't fall for the he didn't know song and dance routine. He has had years to get himself in a position to protect Tripp. He refuses to do what is right or necessary. Not a real caring father. Let him go hunting, that's his love. Fatherhood is not one of his priorities but he will talk a good talk. Babies are cute and he can coo and ahhh about his daughter.
DeleteRobert Kelly > Sarah Palin · I think your right about the Government stock piling bullets to use against us, if we defy them. How sad it is for all of us veterans who fought and died for this country . If we speak out you might go to jail for it. I thought that's what we fought for was to preserve our constitution and for what it stands for. Our freedom !!!
ReplyDeleteRobert that's why we are calling on all Sarah Palin's Patriots to meet in the Palin Wasilla compound on the 4th of Aug to declare their allegiance to Empress Sarah Palin. Make sure you bring cash or American Express Travellers Checks with you to show how much you worship your empress.
Pete Petretich shared a link · "When Sarah Palin Says We’re Screwed You Should Worry"
ReplyDeletePete when Sarah Palin actually registers to run for any high level elected public office that means Hell has frozen over, Bristol is finally married, Sarah gave Todd back his testicles, Sarah finally bathed, Track met his real father Curt Menard Jr and Willow is the valedictorian of Notre Dame College and its time to turn off earth's lights cuz we are all screwed and everybody needs to worry.
From yahoo news Joan says when interviewed by access about the show
ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers lived with Bristol Palin on the upcoming season premiere of "Celebrity Wife Swap," but did the unlikely duo get along?
Joan encountered the single mom for the June 23 episode of the ABC series when her own daughter, Melissa, traded places with Bristol.
"They're very nice girls. They're scared girls," Joan said of the Palin sisters on Tuesday's Access Hollywood Live . "The mother is so out there and so opinionated and they're very careful, constantly [thinking] that they're going to make the wrong step."
"The mother is so out there." Yup.
DeleteJoan is such a great comedian! "The mother is so out there (Fake Boobs) and so opinionated (cray cray bigoted) and they're very careful, constantly "thinking" that they're going to make the wrong step."
DeleteBwaaahhha Bristol and Willow constantly "thinking" ... Yeah, like that happens EVER.
That they're going to make the wrong step.
That cow left the barn years ago. and Joan knows it!
They are terrified like Stockholm Syndrome victims of the cult. All they do is make wrong steps. The money is good so I doubt they really care so much about that.
DeleteIf not even Joan can warn them to get out now while they could still make a brake, they are doomed.
ReplyDeleteCarolyn Katona > Sarah Palin near Weatherly, PA · Sarah I am reading your book "The Rogue" and I am so glad someone gave it to me. I have enjoyed reading about you and your life and your family. Also about when you were pregnant with your last child and the letter you wrote to him. That was amazing but to think that someone would take that letter and say the things they did. God have mercy on them! I believe in what you stand for! I would love to see you in Washington. Thanks for writing this book. God Bless you and your family!!!
Carol we must not be thinking of the same Sarah Palin of Wasilla Alaska? Our Sarah from Wasilla had a tubal ligation after birthing Piper and therefore unable to get pregnant with Trig. Everybody in Wasilla knows Sarah Palin of Wasilla called the school carpool and said she couldn't drive the kids on her day due to her tubal ligation surgery after Piper was born. I'm so sorry for the confusion Carol.
Internet:
"Whoever gave birth to Trig, it couldn't be Sarah. Remember, she had said that she 'not only had her tubes just tied, she had them cut, and the ends burned - or some such measure to make SURE she wasn't going to be having more babies. "Didn't she have it done during the delivery of piper??"
All of us who have kids that went to school with Sarah's kids know to be absolute factual gospel truth: Sarah Palin had a tubal ligation after her last baby (Piper) was born.
"She then took several days off work- more than she took when she "had" Trig. She bitched at Todd afterward saying HE should have gotten the snip since it was so much easier for men."
"Trig may actually have BEEN born at 7.5 months....but he wasn't born in April '08, and he sure as HELL did not issue forth from the tied, cut, and burned fallopian tubes of Sarah Louise Heath Palin.
"My two were in the same school as two of Sarah's at the same time. She volunteered for revolving carpool and bailed every single time. She called one morning saying she'd be unable to drive her planned day the next morning because she'd had "a tubal". I remember her saying it in that whiny fake accent she used to elicit sympathy: "Well, I've had a two-bull". I just rolled my eyes and got someone to fill in. Two weeks after that when her next shift came up, she called again and this time it had gone from "a two-bull" to "my surgery". "I'm sorry, I can't make it 'cause yaknow I had surgery recently..."I remember some of the other moms and I joked that when her NEXT shift came up, she would be calling saying "I can't drive due to the recent double AMPUTATION of my tubes..."
Why are the other Moms in Wasilla afraid to come forth with that information(TUBAL LIGATION)? No wonder Sarah Palin had all of their records sealed. Sarah Palin is a Fraud. Dr. CBJ is as big a Fraud as Sarah Palin. And all of the people in Alaska who know of Todd Palin's Pimping are part of a Fraud. Shame on all of you citizens of Wasilla and Anchorage who remain silent about these Frauds.
DeleteSarah Palin, simple question. Did you get a tubal ligation right after Piper was born?
DeleteOne more simple question Sarah, who is the real mother who birthed Trig from her womb?
Remember Sarah no lying, you are supposed to be a God fearing Christian woman.
Carolyn from Pa - $arah I am reading your book "The Rogue" - Carolyn, you're not very swift between the ears, are you? "The Rogue" is Joe McGinniss' book about the REAL $arah - the sleazebag liar and grifter who used people to get what she wanted, and then shit all over them! Get your books straight, you dumb shit!
DeleteJim Donaldson > Sarah Palin · Hi Sarah, Haven't seen or heard from you lately. Don't let the left sink you. Keep fighting. God be with you. Jim Donaldson
ReplyDeleteTrig and Piper get off the darn computer and do whatever it is you do when you're home alone!
Kent Duryea > Sarah Palin · Sarah, my biggest fear is that you'll cut your hair someday. Please, never do that. Just take a look-see at Barbara Eden at 78 and her mane and you'll realize you can be that beautiful with lots of hair too into your 70s. What's more she was asked to put on her Jeannie outfit for a worthy cause recently and, I kid you not, the woman looked as sexy and waist thin as she did while doing her I Dream Of Jeannie show. So keep your hair, Sarah, always. Not only can you stay fit and sexy into your 70s with it, but that look of power remains effective in the political world as well.
ReplyDeleteKent that's your biggest fear? Sarah Palin cutting her hair? We are having problems with North Korea, Middle East, the Palins, Sarah's ass smelling, Bristol getting pregnant again, Willow going to our houses when we are at work, Track stock piling guns and you are worried about the length of Sarah Palin's hair?
Git yo ass off the internet before somebody comes over there with a white straight jacket and lock your ignorant dumbass up. We are tired of ignant fools like you crying over Sarah Palin.
Obviously,the four "wives" have kissed and made up because if Grandmom Palin had ANY say in this whatsoever, it wouldn't happen.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE82Y51qWLQ&NR=1&feature=endscreen
In totally unrelated news, Sarah wears "Patriots" tee shirt, and Tim Tebow gets a contract with the Patriots. The Palin Curse continues....
Oh, forgot. Why the long face, Bristol? When Joan asks who's the flooze of Wasilla?
Looks like someone's been binge eating. Turquoise maternity blouse cover a multitude of sins! Such trendsetters and fashionistas!
Dear Abby,
ReplyDeletePlease don't stop, I luvs it.
Anonymous2:05 PM
ReplyDeleteWhen are those tiresome Palins going to acknowledge that anyone can eat moose without ever going near Alaska?
Just like you don't have to live in Nebraska to go cow tipping.
You can be an Alaskan and go cow tipping right there in Wasilla at the Palin compound.
Sarah Palin is somewhat smart on certain issues.
ReplyDeleteAnom 7:25
"She then took several days off work- more than she took when she "had" Trig. She bitched at Todd afterward saying HE should have gotten the snip since it was so much easier for men."
If Todd would have gotten snipped like Sarah wanted him to do then Todd would not had to walk around Anchorage and Wasilla with his sperm filled condoms wrapped in Sarah's family face cloths and the Palins could have saved laundry detergent having to wash his sperm filled face cloths so his kids can wash their faces in the morning.
Hate to get graphic about this but let's see if we got this right.
DeleteShailey Tripp the prostitute said after having sex with Todd he would wrap his used condoms in a face cloth, stuff it in his pocket and take it with him.
Assuming Todd went home right afterwards and flushed his used condoms in the toilet and then threw his dirty face cloth that came in contact with Todd's used condom which came into contact with Todd's penis, which came into came into contact with Todd's sperm and Shailey Tripp's fluid was thrown into Sarah's dirty clothes hamper and washed with the Palin family other clothes. Then that same face cloth was used by all the Palin family members and their house guests to wash their faces.
Anybody see anything nasty about Todd?
I wonder how the Palin kids feel about dad now?
As far as we know that is what happened because Todd refuses to dispute or correct anything for the record. We would like to hear Todd's side of the story to understand what really happened.
DeleteDoes this mean Little Tripp Johnston has used Todd's used wash cloths to wash his face too? I'm sure Tripp had to wash up at Todd's house before with the Palin family wash cloths? What about Track's daughter, the Heaths and all their cousins, relatives and friends? Very interesting if that is what went on.
DeleteSawaah we're still waiting for that biggggg Palin wedding to be held at a Alaskan ski lodge.
ReplyDeleteYou said so.
Don't go back on your word.
Sarah Palin's word is as strong as oak and I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.
Wait a second. That stronger than oak line, I heard it before from somewhere else?
That's right, I must have been thinking of the Jerry Maquire movie starring Tom Cruise?
If any information posted on Immoral Minority by its readers is factually wrong or has been misquoted, we ask that Palin family correct us asap so we can clear up any misunderstandings and set the record straight.
ReplyDeleteThank you
Excellent. With all their vibrancy, you'd think they have the time to blow spitballs from the branch us chihuahuas have treed them in.
DeleteWhy doesn't Todd make a statement about this? He has publicly made robocalls, publicly endorsed political candidates, been on reality tv, participated in a graduation, did promo interviews for sponsors seen on youtube, been on national tv shows, so we know Todd is not shy and can speak for himself. Todd Palin is Shailey Tripp telling the truth or lying? Shailey Tripp has passed lie detector tests and provided proof. We just like to hear Todd's side so this matter can be put to rest. How about it Todd?
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah had a tubal after Piper was born, is it possible for her to get pregnant after that? Is Todd's sperm that powerful to go through Sarah's surgically cut and burnt tubes? Maybe Todd is Superman acting as an unemployed out of work husband who also built that two story house on the lake that has similar materials like the Wasilla hockey rink with just a couple of buddies? I'm convinced.
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