Friday, June 21, 2013

It's a word salad overload as once Sarah Palin's string gets pulled she can't stop babbling.

"Look at me! Look at me! Now pay me!"
Apparently part of Palin's penance for being so damn difficult the first time she was under contract is that now she has to actually show up in the Fox studios and answer questions for every Tom, Dick, and bigger Dick that asks her to.

Here is an interview from Wednesday for a radio program I've never heard of in which she says false and ridiculous things to an audience of ignorant and racist listeners.

Lying about the Founders:

"...it's a battle for the soul of the country. I remember it was our founders who dedicated this land to God and asked God to protect and bless this land. As we’ve strayed from that – it’s no wonder we have the challenges we do."

Everything about that is wrong.  The only people who believe that the challenges facing the country are due to a lack of faith in God, are televangelists and people smearing their feces on the wall of a padded cell.

On why Bristol's appearance on DWTS is in response to the liberal take over of the media. (No I'm NOT joking!):

"We should not shy away from trying to have a positive impact on the rest of the country. Why let the liberals take over the media? That’s bogus. That’s why I don’t have a problem with Bristol being on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and being on other shows. Why not let the good guys get out there and express some of their views and perhaps to have an opportunity to be a good testimony."

So for those keeping score, the children of lying hypocrites who quit their jobs halfway through, are the "good guys" and everybody else must be the "bad guys." Uh huh.

By the way, what exactly does "have an opportunity to be a good testimony" mean?

On the newest upcoming Right Wing bulk buying bestseller that she will have relatively little input with:

"The book is about protecting the heart of Christmas – it’s good tidings and great joy. It’s a fun, festive book – but it also offers some legalese on how to fight back and not allow the heart of Christmas to be taken out of America. It’s going to be a fun book because it’s about tradition –what we do in Alaska to celebrate – good recipes all mixed together in a very uplifting and optimistic inspiring book. You are empowered – you don’t have to let the politically correct push you back."

The "heart of Christmas?"  Is that like Frosty the Snowman's magical hat?

Apparently for Christmas Palin is giving away bowls of methamphetamine flavored word salad.

(P.S. By the way what we in Alaska do to celebrate Christmas is essentially what all the rest of you do to celebrate Christmas. It's just a little darker outside, that's all.)

On the possibility of stopping Fundamentalists from forcefully proselytizing to young soldiers in the military:

"Our young men and women are putting their lives on the line to protect our freedoms – including the right to express our faith. I think it’s quite shameful that our government would thwart that freedom. We’re telling them to get out there and fight for the rest of us to be free but we’re going to take away your rights? That’s ridiculous."

Once again NOBODY is suggesting that somebody cannot "express" their faith. The problem is that these young men and women, who are supposedly "fighting for our freedoms," are forced to participate in prayer groups and religious activities, regardless of their own faith or lack of faith, and punished for not doing so.

I guess this freedom that Palin speaks of does not pertain to freedom for the people putting their lives in danger to protect it.

So what we learn from Palin's return to the Fox News stable is that she has only grown wilder and more unpredictable, and that if she were an actual horse, in an actual stable, she would be put out to pasture, or perhaps dispatched to make way for a newer less botoxed horse.

113 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:21 AM

    She looks like some kind of freakish, dwarf action hero in that picture. God she is a mess.

    A Fan From Chicago

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    1. Anonymous9:24 AM

      In Todd's defense, with her body shape changing daily, he doesn't know where to put his hands on Juicy.

      http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/06/sarah-palin-todd-palin-boob-grope-photo.html

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    2. Anonymous9:24 AM

      GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY! No doubt Baldy reads here! Baldy had Brancy post that picture of her wrinkled flabby ass and those chicken wing arms attempting to make a muscle to prove...WTF again?

      Instead...all the picture proves is that Baldy wears the fake TITTAY's even by the pool and the Toad needs new "cloths"! LOL!!

      *insert Price is Right loser music*

      IM owns these cluseless hillbillies! LOL!!!

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    3. Anonymous11:15 AM

      Her arms are beyond flabby, just hanging skin. As for Todd touching her, look at his hand, he is doing everything he can to keep his straight fingers from actually touching her. Pretty sad when a pimp won't touch you.

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    4. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Those arms are not the arms of an athlete.

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  2. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Sarah Palin is hot! I hear it is hot as hell in Wasilla. She must be yammering about climate change and melting glaciers. WTF? is going on with those temperatures?

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    1. Anonymous7:33 AM

      Just keep repeating, "There is no such thing as global warming."

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    2. Anonymous7:51 AM

      Menopause!!!

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    3. Anonymous10:30 AM

      Yes, those night sweats aren't coming from Todd's wild ride.

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    4. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Sarah doesn't live in Wasilla, but her husband and kids do...that's some close marriage they got there.

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  3. Note to Mrs Palin:

    To me, "freedom" is not having to deal with your religion. It is BS. Keep it out of my life.

    To me, conformity and obedience are not freedom.

    You don't like someone else telling you what to do? Guess what: neither do I.

    If you rave about freedom and then complain about people disagreeing with you, then you need to think long and hard about what freedom is.

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    1. I think you probably lost her sex-obsessed little peawit brain at "think long and hard."

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    2. Is she gonna be the nanny for military religion? The insufferable old fat hag doesn't go to church and only prays when she is in a bind.

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    3. At "think long and hard," we know what she'd be thinking. Oh, Glenn!

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  4. Anonymous6:39 AM

    You can catch her on Saturday on FOX, a program called "Cashin' In". No, not making that up.

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    1. Anonymous7:06 AM

      I am so glad these people are aligning with the shape-shifting idiot. Whatev Ailes/Murdoch games the other suckers will never be able to regain credibility outside the small circle of crazies.

      Palin curse is alive and well.

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  5. Anonymous6:40 AM

    For the umpteenth time, the word needed is 'treatise' NOT 'legalese,' you dumb over-botoxed broad!

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    1. But, but... they both have two syllables with an "ee" sound in the first and the letters "se" at the end. So they're synonomosities!

      I are Sarah Palin and know all about wordy-lettery things real good. You betcha.

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    2. Anonymous10:38 AM

      I was wondering WTH she meant by that too! Do you think in between recipes and crafty kitsch she will stick legal opinions? Palin is a train wreck in slow motion and is too dumb to know how little she knows. She is successfully marketing the stupid and Ailes is allowing the stupid full sail! The popcorn is running out in my house!

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    3. You sound just like Gryphen. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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  6. Anonymous6:42 AM

    An interview with a person no one has heard of. The peepond only posted/found this yesterday and they don't know who he is. Barrel meet bottom, Nuffield said:)

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  7. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Nuff!! Spellcheck thinks it is so smart!

    Nuff said!

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  8. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Snake Hips Palin forgot to strap on the Belmont girls for this appearance. Well, one thing is for sure, all the "speeches" she has given prove that she has learned nothing, still spouts gibberish that makes no sense. Little Johnny Mac should have to answer questions about this freak every Sunday when he appears on the republican shows. He opened the door and the entire crew keeps making appearances, even with No talent, minimal attractiveness, no intelligence. I will be happy when their secrets are all exposed and they can go hide someplace.

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  9. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Did she find her Wonder Woman bracelet and gaudy belt? They must've been in the dirty clothes basket, instead of on the floor with the other previously worm clothes. She sure looks nice in those "women cloths". Sarah is classy all the time, wouldn't you agree?

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    1. Anonymous6:42 PM

      I am pretty sure her clothes are from Claires at the mall. And the t-shirt place on the boardwalk. That's where I get my granny whore hooker white trash stuff :-)

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  10. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Oh for f**** sake, quit trying to dress like your bimbo daughters!

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  11. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Todd purposely "forgot" to pack the fake big titd for this one. Since she has the physique of an eleven yr old boy, he wants to hit that.

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  12. Anonymous6:59 AM

    By the way, what exactly does "have an opportunity to be a good testimony" mean?

    uhhh... like say when Todd folds his warsh cloths and puts in his pocket, he not just dumping in a pile of durty shirts on the floor. That is a good testimony. Sarah

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    1. Actually, I think she was reaching for something closer to being a "witness" or a chance to "witness," as that is the lingo I hear from my evangelical relatives.

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    2. Anonymous9:36 AM

      The Feds will flip Todd and he will have a witness, be a witness, whatever. But he doesn't want to go into the pokey with Sarah. But Todd, you can't testify against your wife.

      "We ain't married. We ain't been married for 4 years. Just ask Gryph. And I haven't consumed, concentrated, constipated, consummated---whatever the word is--- I haven't even sniffed a handjob in 10 years. Please don't ask me about Bristol's other kid, Trig. Ooh, my boss is going to kill me."

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    3. Anonymous10:22 AM


      The Federal Witless Program will take care of Toad.

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    4. Anonymous4:52 PM

      She might have meant "share your testimony" but is too stupid to remember the evangelical-ese correctly. In that world, your "testimony" is the story of your life and how you can see "God's hand" at work as you look back. So Bristol's testimony--if Nancy French were more adept at composing it--might be a narrative about how she made bad decisions and got pregnant, but God has sustained her, blessed her with a beautiful child, and given her a wonderful outreach. (I'm gagging even as I write this.)

      Since Bristol only mentions God in a cursory manner when someone reminds her, though, and her parenting skills are clearly hideous, she does not have much of a "testimony" in the evangelical sense.

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  13. jcinco7:04 AM

    Jesus, what a fucking idiot. What is the point of that rambling,incoherent bullshit? Has that moron ever had a rational thought in her grifting pathetic life? One of those furby things so popular a decade ago made more sense when its batteries were wearing down and it was spewing disconnected gibberish. The fact of the matter is she is mentally ill, there is absolutely no doubt. The idiots that listen to and defend this lunatic are as bad as her..they can only be the product of inbreeding to thinks this woman is qualified to be more than the one who scrapes roadkill off the highway.

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      The point is rambling, incoherent bullshit.

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    2. Anonymous9:38 AM

      The message is the medium. The medium is fraught with mental illness and anti-social behavior.

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    3. Anonymous3:32 PM

      No, this dust-farting half-wit has never had a rational thought this is why she is so entertaining, especially when she tries to pretend she can read much less speak, interpret or understand "legalese." Double-especially when she has ridiculed President Obama for being one of them there "perfessers of LAW standing at the LECTERN!!!"

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  14. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Good testimony means performing simulated sex acts in front of millions of viewers, everybody knows that. (Geez G, and all these years I thought you were a smart guy.)

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    1. Anonymous9:41 AM

      Good testimony means telling the truth in front of a judge and sometimes, a jury.

      It is not making up shit in a story that one thinks makes herself into a deity that should be worshipped by others.

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  15. Col. Beldar Beauregard Conehead, IV, CSA, ret.7:09 AM

    The only downside to Pauleh Dean's unimaginably rich and delicious "Southern Hate Cookies" (sugar, flour, salt, pecans, butter, bourbon & bile) is having to pick the little bits of broken glass and sheet metal slivers out of your teeth.

    Ok, not the ONLY downside...

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    1. Anonymous8:23 AM

      That was random.

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    2. Crystal Sage9:03 AM

      Love the new book about Paula Dean:

      Fried and Prejudice

      (Courtesy TDS)

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    3. Anonymous9:46 AM

      Sarah to defend Paula Deen's use of down-home, good ol' Southern conservative white christian words to identify the darkies like President Obumber in 3...2...1...

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    4. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Sarah wet dreams about being as free a Deen was when she spewed her thoughts and feelings. Sarah did feel free when she called Trig "the retarded one" but it hasn't been the same since. She has plugged up all those feelings and is aching to release.

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  16. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn7:11 AM

    "...if she were an actual horse, in an actual stable, she would be put out to pasture, or perhaps dispatched to make way for a newer less botoxed horse."

    Or the glue factory, as they used to say! Or would the combo of Botox and silicon interfere with its sticknitude?

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    1. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Or, as they say in the U.K., she's ready for the knacker's yard.

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    2. hedgewytch7:52 AM

      Yep, if she was a horse in my stable, she'd have been labeled a long time ago as one of those rare creatures that is just too dangerous to have around humans and sent out to the Purina Factory.

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    3. Anonymous8:18 AM

      "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

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    4. Anonymous9:49 AM

      I wouldn't knacker or sack her.

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    5. Or to Ikea to be served as Swedish Meatballs.

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  17. I still run into intelligent people who think her shit-stirring and bomb-throwing are kind of cute. Even a Trig confession wouldn’t make any difference to them, just more evidence of Sarah stirring the shit, and isn’t it cute? Fortunately, she’s aging at an accelerated rate. A staggering, brittle-boned granny stirring shit and throwing bombs in clown shoes will stop being cute.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica9:02 AM

      "A staggering, brittle-boned granny stirring shit and throwing bombs in clown shoes will stop being cute."

      THAT was a thing of beauty!

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    2. Anonymous9:51 AM

      You could post that little literary nugget of gold on Sarah's Facebook page, and it would take those lug nuts a week to figure out they needed to take it down.

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    3. Anonymous10:42 AM

      Love this thread!

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  18. Anonymous7:37 AM

    As Keith Olbermann said, "That woman is an idiot."
    Need an example? " Why not let the good guys get out there and express some of their views and perhaps to have an opportunity to be a good testimony." People have already laughed at "testimony." Maybe some of those "good guys" are headed for court to testify in a lawsuit. Be a good example, a testament? Go ahead, Sarah, refudiate that, too, also. The more that Palin babbles, the more she shows that Ailes was right. She is a laughing stock, a joke, a punchline.

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      "Testimony" of Bitchtol Paline :
      I screwed frequently as a teen and had a kid out of wedlock and it got me on TeeVee.

      I have no talent as a dancer and I am a big fat lazyass. I depend on my mother's fanatics to keep me where I don't belong.

      I am a negligent, incapable mother. I bring home my bedmate du jour to meet my kid. I am clueless as to why said kid is a brat. I rarely discipline him or teach him good manners.

      I air the dirty laundry of the relationship between me and my kid's(') father in public.

      Yeah, that's some testimony there folks.

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    2. Anonymous10:50 AM

      I too am tired of “testimony" from the Palins. But you have to remember, they are evangelical. Every screw up in their unexamined lives they believe is proof they are the "mere mortals" we humans are set on this earth to be. They also believe testimony or the asking for forgiveness excuses said crappy behavior. Personally, I think it makes them look like pole dancers. I think they really ought to seek some therapy and figure out why they think grifting sets a good example for their children. Worst parents ever.

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    3. she is explaining to us why she is a hypocrite.

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  19. Anonymous7:40 AM

    I really can't stand this lying full of crap bitch. One of these days she will be held accountable..

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  20. Anonymous7:41 AM

    If Palin is so concerned about the direction of the country, why did she quit a job that might have actually
    given her some input into shaping the direction ?
    Or better yet-why doesn't she run for the House seat or the Senate seat from Alaska ?
    Limbaugh, Hannity, Freedom Works, the Heritage Foundation etc don't care about conservatism or the Republican Party.
    They care about their bottom line and enriching themselves.
    They're all con artists playing their marks.
    Ted Cruz has some petition drive going to stop immigration reform that just happens to ask for money
    once the suckers follow his link.
    FOX News is no different.
    Ailes wouldn't care if his entire viewing audience was comprised of Democrats , as long as it helped his ratings.
    He'd put on a screeching monkey if he thought people would tune in.
    Oh wait....

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    1. Anonymous9:55 AM

      That's like saying, "If she's concerned about fairness, honesty, and greedy people taking from the government, why had she extracted millions from the state of AK just for appearing in a reality show or two?

      Because she's a hate-filled, lying, money-grubbing hypocrite. That's the answer to most of he reasons that she has for doing anything.

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  21. Randall7:42 AM

    The most effective way to neutralize Sarah Palin is:

    just let her talk.

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    1. Anonymous8:25 AM

      Truer words were never spoken.

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    2. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Yabetcha!

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    3. PalinsHoax9:41 AM

      The most effective way to neutralize Sarah Palin is:

      just let her squawk.

      There - clarified it.

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  22. Anonymous7:45 AM

    Hold On!! She's writing a book about Christmas??
    What happened to the Healthy Living book she was writing a few months back? Did she quit that, too?

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      So many books to have ghostwritten for her, yet so little time.

      See if you can get them both out by September, O Wonky-Eyed Wigster. You'll be surprised how many you don't sell, but I won't.

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  23. Anonymous7:53 AM

    OMG, just go jack off to Track's oiled warrior body and STFU sarah. Jesus christ.

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    1. Anonymous8:26 AM

      Inked warrior body... he is telling stories about combat on his body. You gots to read his body (he is too daft to talk out loud)... didn't you see her juices start to flow when she was talking about it?

      One of the weirdest family values promotion I've ever seen. There are cultures where that kind of thing would be shunned. Not at Fox News. Todd's small town Dillingham is into those type families, Sarah seems to really take to it.

      COINCIDENCE?

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    2. Anonymous9:27 AM

      He reminds her of her one true love (hint: it's not Todd).

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    3. Anonymous10:14 AM

      Track in an adaptation of Ray Bradbury's The Illustrated Man.

      Track: Here's the one where my sister got knocked up and my mom adopted the baby because she needed a pretend-special-needs-pregnancy.

      Here's one of my pretend-dad getting a happy ending into a warsh cloth. If you notice, he's got about 40 warsh cloths sticking out of his jeans pockets in the tattoo down here on my warrior ass. Yeah, that's my pretend-dad, the pimp.

      Here's one of my second oldest half-sister washing hair in a coffee shop. See, it's pretty recent.

      Damn, I'm going to have start going to a midget tatoo-artist so he can make these things smaller, or I'm going to run out of room telling all these stories on my fucked up family members.

      Oh, and here's one of my grandpa looking between my Mom's legs, waiting for a baby to pop out when she's not even pregnant. I think he found a couple of socks and my crack pipe though. And this one on my warrior abs is my half-sister, they call her Beefy, and she likes to camp, so she's inside a tent there and you can see her ass up in the air and that's Levi, her ex-, um, well, this guy that used to fuck her all the time, and he's about to go to town on ole Beefy. And here's..,

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    4. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Track can make a nice wad of cash by telling his stories via a good photographer. I'd buy that book, may be. If it is too Sarah rah rah kill drill crazy not worth it. His body is alright, lucky Todd was not his DNA dad. Calendars, matchbooks, ashtrays, pacifiers, bumper stickers and all would be a hit. Go Track! Tell your stories, it is healing, it is the way of the warriors.

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    5. Anonymous12:50 PM

      Britta, the beard, high tailed it out of the Palin Wasilly clutches. Is there any chance Track was as brave and got away? Sarah is in awe of his glorious body and will love it no matter what. She calls him back to her with all the flattering. It doesn't matter that it doesn't work, she can't learn.

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  24. Anonymous8:25 AM

    he he (sorry, I have no other words)

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/

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    1. Anonymous9:09 AM

      OMG - talk about a "re-branding" effort underway to update Toad's image...

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    2. Crystal Sage9:12 AM

      Trig Number ? with "Dad" in Bristol's blog definitely is not "ruffles," the presumed FAS baby. This Trig definitely looks aboriginal, unlike the sandy-haired child in the Bible camp photo. Confused? I certainly am. Wonder who the Trig Wrangler is? Maybe Todd as he seems to be the only one who can handle the various Trigs.

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    3. Anonymous9:21 AM

      Isn't that sad? If Marlon wore that sleeve look he would have forever been the dork of history.

      Why isn't Bristol featuring the father with the warrior body? All that sorry shot says is they are wannbees. (we know the Krusty brigade is blinded by their foolish faith in frauds)

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    4. Anonymous9:55 AM

      Todd before tanning salon
      http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/12/17/palin-says-marked-out-mccain-visor-wasnt-a-political-statement/

      Can you imagine his lily white wimpy a#* ?

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    5. Anonymous10:00 AM

      A rebranding effort will not work. It's far too late. I am sorry Bristol and Willow, I would hate to be in your shoes. But your dad was a pimp for prostitutes. He took advantage of and abused women. And your mom is a mentally ill narcissist. It stinks right now because you don't believe it and think we are the bad ones. Unfortunately for you, that isn't true. I really hope you are strong enough to REALLY break away and get counseling so you can get away from this dysfunction instead of continuing to repeat it. Others have done it, but they have had to be brutally honest with themselves, and stopped playing the victim. Why don't your relationships with men work our Bristol. Why at 14 would you want a baby to love. I wish you knew that is not normal and a red flag-a sign you need help..

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    6. Anonymous10:19 AM

      Holy Sh*t, a crotch shot. Disgusting. Why would they post that. Oh yeah, the $$$$$$ need to keep coming in.

      And, that photo is not recent. Palin has lost all tone in her legs, we could see through that cheap skirt she wore on Monday and she is emaciated and skeletal.

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    7. Anonymous10:29 AM

      Bristol was raised in Wasilla. Young kids having babies was normal, may still be normal in that big box Anchorage burb.

      --- " I wish you knew that is not normal and a red flag-a sign you need help.." ---

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    8. Anonymous10:46 AM

      Todd's a little guy with purdy eyes. He will not fare well in prison.

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    9. Anonymous10:54 AM

      I can't believe Sarah let that photo of her scrawny upper arm be published. Deformed and icky.

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    10. Anonymous12:43 PM

      the arm .... after lipo she needed someone to cut off some extra stuff. That may have caused the deformity she is showing.

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  25. Anonymous8:27 AM

    FOX has featured several wackos as backups for their main liners. The exception that comes to mind was Glen Beck that could carry the crazy all by himself. Dennis Miller and Ann Coulter on the right.

    Dick Morris,the foot fetish fool that the Dems hired to advise Clinton, but does Dick really swing both ways politically or sexually? Bet he could really do some serious shopping with Marcus Bachmann. Palin should hire Dick as her stylist and he could work wonders on her toes.

    FOX also had Juan Williams(?), Susan Estrich, and Alan Comes on as "annoying liberals." Folks that the RWingers would be sure to hate.

    Palin is being used to point out what can or could happen when the Repubs don't put up reasonable candidates. They had better do better than big hair, skinny jeans, nails on blackboard delivery, and a platform better than hooker heels.

    Happy Holidays,
    RJ in Brownbackistan

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    1. Anonymous10:44 AM

      Is Brownback Mountain in Brownbackistan?

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    2. Anonymous11:19 AM

      The New Brokeback Mountain is in Wasilla.

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  26. ICstraights8:56 AM

    OT: A 'new' Sara is causing some trouble in your neck of the (Alaskan) woods... Word is, is that she is Norwegian in a sham marriage to Ryan Mckee from Wasillia, and is quickly working her way up (with her model-like looks), and intimidating (grabbing, touching) ppl trying to sign a repeal of SB21...here is a link:
    http://m.adn.com/adn/db_90848/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=yQLRWCdp

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  27. Anonymous9:06 AM

    "On the possibility of stopping Fundamentalists from forcefully proselytizing to young soldiers in the military..."

    Time for a reality check palinbots.

    This is a fast read:
    http://tinyurl.com/q5rftfb
    "Dog Company: The Boys of Pointe du Hoc--the Rangers Who Accomplished D-Day's Toughest Mission and Led the Way across Europe."

    A church service was held the day before the invasion. Some Rangers attended, others played poker, wrote letters home etc.... Everyone of the Rangers who attended the church service died. Not a single one survived.

    "There are no atheists in foxholes" is evangelical myth and total bullshit. Toxic bullshit. Tebow on the battlefield and a machine gun will cut you in half or an enemy sniper will blow your head off. War is more likely to drive a soldier away from God. "There are no evangelicals in foxholes" is a far, far more accurate statement.

    Sincerely,
    A veteran.

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  28. Anonymous9:55 AM

    I especially liked the good testimony that Bristol displayed on a DWTS interview where she gave the middle finger to the 'haters' of America. In other words, people who were honest about her dancing ability.

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    1. Anonymous10:36 AM

      Bristol has a need for her middle finger since the Trial Daddies have slithered away from her Skank Ass.

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    2. Anonymous11:37 AM

      I adored her good testimony about her child's father raping her in a tent while she was drunk, with their friends snickers as background music.
      I'm sure Tropp or Propp whatever his name is will adore it too.

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    3. Anonymous12:41 PM

      I hear she had some good testimony in Juneau, perhaps one day we will hear more about it.

      Long ago Bristol had good testimony about her best friend since age six, Lanesia Garcia.

      The list is too long. There will be a book one day.

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  29. Anonymous9:57 AM

    Sarah's Christmas book will be as dissonant as she is - with all of the jolly and festive Jesus stories. He was such a jolly prophet and had so many inspiring recipes to share with the people. Maybe Sarah will have a recipe on how to turn water into wine.

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  30. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Sarah is 50ish and must be in full force eating disorder menopause. The overkill of sexual images is a clear sign of someone not well adjusted and mentally unstable. She not only has to display herself as if she has a "rack" she can't have a "...little Bill" or little Todd in her case beside her. The daughter, famous for knock-up sex and other folly, is pimping the aging parents on a blog.

    You know this family will go lower, that is what they do. But this family values ploy is among the
    more woebegone cringe worthy exhibitions in history or recent memory.

    What child pimps their parents on a so-called Christian blog? I suppose Franklin Grahame loves it and sees it is all for Jesus.

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    1. Anonymous3:04 AM

      Clearly u know nothing about menopause (and Palin is 49). Yeah, Palin is a wreck but to say, or even imply, that women in menopause are not well adjusted and are mentally unstable is effed up.

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  31. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Sarah's under the spell of the fake christian church. She is being indoctrinated by the mandated 7 dominionists who believe that christians should infiltrate the 7 dominions, one being media, or the entertainment industry. She falsely believes that if one's a christian, they can get on tv and reality shows and DWTS and gyrate and shimmy their breasts and get down on the dance floor on their backs and simulate sex, in front of the nation, the studio audience, and mom and dad, and 4 year-old Tripp.

    Sarah thinks that this is a "good testimony". The bible would differ. But, rogue Sarah and her dominionist friends believe that they can live like the devil, boys will be boys, we can't help ourselves if we're all red-blooded, we can't say 'sh!t" if we had a mouthful, but we're willing to f@ck for a nickel - kind of belief.

    I don't know if true christians see through her or not, if they don't, the christian community has been truly hypnotized by this new christian cult, that says, "don't do what I do, but do what I say".

    And the thing she says about the Founding Fathers? If anyone refuses to read up on each founding Father, they will see that half of them did not lead an exemplified christian life. Their dedication of the nation was to a God, any god. Every christian knows that whatever we do, we do in the Name of Jesus Christ. That is who our God is.

    The Founding Fathers did not use the name of Jesus Christ, who is scripturally the only mediator between God and man, -they purposely left out any name, and used the generic God, or Creator, up to the citizens to decide which God they preferred to worship. Masons dedicate their temples to God, the Creator. And deists of the time, like the Founding Father Jefferson (if I recollect) wrote in diaries that he wasn't especially fond of the christian God. I would suggest to any christian to google their biographies and to note this.

    It's just incredible how Sarah and her ilk keep pushing this false narrative. And yes, soldiers do make the ultimate sacrifices and there is something to say about their willingness to die for friends and their nation. But, we all wish that they don't have to die for their nation, and that war never existed; but people like Sarah seem to enjoy pushing this in people's faces all the time, because it gives her the satisfaction that she's protected at home, so she can grift forever. It's good to bring the memory of the fallen up - but to use it again and again from her is just exploiting the fallen, so she can drum up sympathy and give her false patriotic sentiments for donations. Sarah talks as though she just loves soldiers dying left and right for her "rights" to slander their Commander-in-Chief while she gets paid outrageous $$$ for it.

    What kind of testimony does someone like Sarah give? Her testimony is about taking, taking and taking some more. It's about talking about how everyone else has to make the ultimate sacrifices, so she can exercise her rights to pursue happiness, prosperity, celebrity, fame, and crassly attack those who actually work for a living.

    She has no boss, is accountable to no one, has no one to keep her in line, spends frivolously with the SarahPAC, never keeps her promises, never puts her money where her mouth is, and always loves those Founding Fathers, and their descendents who laboured and worked and sweated to make the nation great, yet, points her judgmental finger to those today who serve in governmental capacity to keep the wheels of freedom turning for every American. She's a disgrace.

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    1. Anonymous12:37 PM

      When her number is up (soon) we will hear from those that are keeping pie holes shut. I do hope there are authentic Christians and they are not sucker bait for one so obviously a charlatan.

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  32. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Will her Christmas cook book have a festive moose stew in it? Will there be a cupcake recipe that includes putting the spoon just licked by the child back into the bowl? Frankly I don't really care because I'm not interested in how Sarah Palin's family celebrates Christmas. Each family that celebrates Christmas does it in its own unique way. No one needs advice or instruction on the holiday from Sarah Palin.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous11:20 AM

      I'll challenge Sarah to a moose cookoff, we all know she doesn't even cook.

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    2. Anonymous11:34 AM

      I would be interested in Chuckles Moose Testicles(Oysters)recipe when it is on-line. I will not pay a cent for it.

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  33. Anonymous10:43 AM

    I wonder what will happen to that donor pool when it's revealed that she and Todd are spending PAC money on drugs?

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    1. Anonymous11:36 AM

      I think the donors all have glazed over eyes. They will find a way to ship directly to the Palins. It happens all the time in prison. Track has killer contacts.

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  34. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Here you go Toad, this will bring on more votes or clicks or what ever attention you seek this week:

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/06/21/spank-me-for-jesus-christian-movement-says-husbands-need-to-keep-their-wives-in-line/

    Just put together one of those Xtain couple how to videos, so cute, and display your manliness putting wifey in her place.

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  35. Anonymous10:58 AM

    Oh you lying ass idiot. Go home and have some more COKE, and a smile, then STFU. Have Todd vacuum out the dust and grime from your snatch, then pull your over sized head from your ass.

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  36. Anonymous11:00 AM

    I happened to pick up a January, 2012 Newsweek from the reading pile on my backseat, waiting for my son to get out of an appointment. (OK, no jokes about a 17-month-old magazine. Still lots of good info in it, plus, now, historical perspective.)
    One of the articles talked about how the GOP Pacs were named: Pick an adjective from the first list, then a noun and another noun. Shake 'em all up and you come up with all the nonsensical "patriotic" stuff like Rove's Crossroads GPS.

    Sarah has a list of words she's memorized that are dog whistles to her posse: "testimony," "innocent," "battle, "war," "warrior," "good," "free," "freedom," "soul," "God," "bless," "Founders," etc. There are at least a dozen more. Oh, notice how she's used "heart" in the last couple of days: "a cut through the heart" about a four-year-old joke by our President; the left's trying to steal the "heart of Christmas." Once you see what she's doing, it's so transparent.

    Her word salad comes from her trying to link one thought to another while being sure that she's got at least one of her hot-button words in each sentence. She doesn't believe she needs to make sense, and neither do her listeners, as long as she gives them the secret signals. The fact that the US was not created by people who thought it was a God-given nation means nothing to her or to them, because she makes it sound so believable when she just declares that it was. That makes a "battle" that they can understand, for the "soul" of "our nation." Then she segues into the "war on Christmas," which, again, sets up a straw man, but makes her disgruntled underclass listeners want to go fire up their Second Amendment guns to protect their faith in little "innocent" Jesus and "traditional" Christmas trees.

    She makes everything -- everything -- into a conflict over "us" vs. "them."
    Everything is ominous, threatening: liberals and the left wing stealing what rightfully belongs to the fundamentalists. She's just on the edge of making it into a sermon, a call to action on the edge of a battlefield, firing up her Crusaders.
    It's sick and twisted, but that's been the way with marginal populists for more than a century. She's on tv and radio, but she really belongs in a revivalist tent -- only one where everyone says they believe in God but are carrying their loaded weapons as well. She's not a Christian, and wouldn't know or care about Christianity if she were instructed. She's the fiery leader of an ominous cult.

    So, we need to treat her as a cult leader, an Aimee Semple McPherson, a Ted Haggard, a Dusty Rhodes (look them up, Sarah). She's not political, she's
    a sacrilegious menace. If we take on the aspect of "them," then we've done her work for her, since it only strengthens her belief that she's Joan of
    Snark, the leader of "us."

    If we treat her as the buffoon, the clown, the joke that she is, then the battle is deflated, and her followers will look elsewhere for their Queen. Or so we can hope. She's making it easy for us lately. Let's trust that she continues.

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    1. Beautifully written and straight through her lying heart.

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    2. Anonymous11:39 AM

      Excellent. That makes sense.

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    3. Anonymous11:43 AM

      Dusty Rhodes or Lonesome Rhodes?

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    4. Anonymous12:55 PM

      Yes, of COURSE, Lonesome Rhodes.
      I'd say that the Saga of Sarah would make a great movie, but it's already been done by Elia Kazan.
      And, anyway, it would put ideas in her empty head.

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    5. Anonymous1:35 PM

      Love that movie and your comment.

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  37. jcinco11:37 AM

    she reminds most of Jim Jones, where shall she locate her "Jones Town"? AK or AZ?

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  38. Anonymous12:25 PM

    These are the last days for lily white wimpy a#* little Todd and the inflatables. The Palins are in dire straights and they know it. They will be producing more of the sexed up crap. That is where the money is. When the beans are spilled they can go full throttle in the sex industry. Right now they are holding back for the religious sect and keeping those donations flowing.

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