Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
It's Bristol's inner beauty.............
Photoshop!!! Leno is sucking up to Sarah again, by making Beefy Brisket look thinner in her face than she really is. Otherwise, I thought her chin looked great, sort of. Actually I won't be able to sleep until I get that Bristol/Joan face meld out if my brain.
Thanks to the wonderful talents of KAO....I have retired my RAM avatar!Isn't she a beauty!!LOL!!
I was watching a slug outside today ... noticed it had more charisma and talent than Bristol.
I usually don't pay much attention to slugs, but now I have a whole new appreciation for them. Bristol quit being lazy and just get a job like the rest of us.....
Slugs move and think faster than Beefy.
I love slugs! I was going to compare her to a tree stump, but those too have more depth and complexity. Really, I think anything in nature is going to outdo her in terms of inherent beauty, grace, and substance. So I'm going with, a cement block has more talent and charisma than this woman.
Looks just Bristol!!!!
That was funny.
OMG! Joan has “Released the Kraken!”
Gryphen the video doesn't work. Bummer.Also, while searching for the video I see that Sarah has linked to a transcript of Leno's jokes about NSA. Odd that she would like to Leno. Is she now endorsing Leno?The jokes are kind of funny. But she's just using it to poke fun at Obama.http://sarahpalininformation.wordpress.com/2013/06/08/gov-palin-tweets-link-to-newsbusters-transcript-of-jay-lenos-snoop-obama-monologue/
Palin is not smart enough to use anything to poke fun at anyone.Someone else is pulling her strings as usual.
They deserve every bit of ridicule they receive!
Who better to talk about Chinzilla than Jay Leno.
That was hilarious! How many reality shows has Bristol been on? 2 Dancing With Stars, Lifes a Trip, Sarah Palins Alaska, and now Celebrity Wife Swap. FIVE?? That's just incredibly sad and weird.
@11:18 The good thing about Bristol appearing in so many shows is that each time we see her, we see that she is still that 17 or 18 year old girl who just gave birth to Tripp and never grew up. She is immature and she wasn't ready to be a parent. After four years, she has done nothing to learn how to be a good parent, or good at anything else. Mac-and-cheese-- please! That must be the limits of her culinary skills. She does not have the personality, talent or smarts to deserve to be on TV for one more minute. Oh, and by the way, this has nothing to do with Bristol's looks. I am judging her by her actions, and what she says when she speaks. If Bristol wants to complain about looks, Melissa McCarthy is a full figured woman who is a great actress and comedian. Maybe Bristol should stop carping about superficial appearance and work on having some substance.
Incredibly sad and weird because she has zero talent.
Any of em. All of em. And Bristol has taken each show to new lows in ratings. She got that honest from her bitter, perpetually angry, rotten Mommie-Dearest, who has done the same to the Republicans. Both are anchors and only go down and drag others with them.
You took the word "weird" back from the troll! Bravo!Everything else you said, too. Someone who wants to lead a "private, simple life far from Hollywood," as the troll(s) keep(s) repeating, does not put her life out there on one unreality show, let alone five.
Before anyone says how unfair it is to comment on Britstol's looks, let us remember how little talent she has for anything but keeps putting herself in the public eye. Both Bristol and Paris Hilton had trouble with school and both got GEDs, but at least Paris Hilton listened to counsel and began real businesses. Bristol is a business - not a very successful oneat that. As she ages, whe will have nothing but her "medical assistant" skills" to live on because no will want to see a middle-aged has-been that never was.
Anyone that deceives about procedures or makes false claims DESERVE ALL THE RIDICULE IN THE UNIVERSE! Celebrities at all levels are naturals to be ridiculed, critiqued and teased. Real sick of CHIN WHINER cries and foolish thoughts that she is entitled to some special privileges. For Pete's sake there are plenty of people that know Bristol Palin as a chronic liar, a perjurer that disrespects our country and judicial system, an abusive parent, part of a crime family and a list too long to go on here. She deserves more than anything tossed at her so far. She is not some type of royalty and she is not entitled. SHE WILL NEVER GROW UP. I don't see her changing but the public must carry on. If she is good for some laughs, I am all for it. She also has the harshest, cruelest criticism coming her way. No one should be getting by with the lies and fraud she and her family are all about in order to get money out of their victims.
@11:22 Bristol's only "career" seems to be "single mother," and she hasn't been doing a very good job of it. It's not cute to market yourself as "single mother and my son is a brat."
I smell an Emmy!
Is "Emmy" another one of Sarah's personalities? You're probably just smelling crotch rot from Mama Grifter's musty, miasmic moo-haha.
Bristol, it is spelled e-n-e-m-a.
I wish Joan had learned that her humor isn't good for humanity. Yes, people need sense of humors. But in a world where people are judged by superficial means ( and this blog has plenty of evidence), comedians need to be mindful of this. There's a reason several comedians have substance abuse issues and the people they mock live happy, REAL lives.
Also, too some of the people that have a front of a happy real life are just kidding their fans. You may not even realize their substance abuse or addiction problems. There are those addicted to sex, shopping, the internet and numerous things that people may not realize they have the problems they hide.
I know who is writing when the language is first or second year high school. People need "a sense of humor." Plural would be senses of humor. People need sense of humors make it sound like puns, dirty jokes, satire and jokes. I seem to recall that it was Bristol who had issues with superficial appearance in LaLa Land. (Bristol writes at the simple level, too, which makes me think that she is the author here). Look, honey, many people have self esteem issues, and if plastic surgery makes them feel better about their appearance, so be it. These people are every day folks and people in the public eye. There are also people who abuse drink and/or drugs, both in the entertainment world and in real life, too. One thing has nothing to do with the other. Joan Rivers always joked about her own appearance as well as the appearance of others. Bristol should have know that before agreeing to air her private life on TV again. When you do that, especially when there is a comedian involved, those are the consequences. I don't think that Joan was insulting to Bristol or Willow. In fact, Melissa gave Willow the big break that would make her career, and Willow blew it. Comedians make money by making fun of other people and themselves. If Bristol really wants to make a career out of being a "celebrity" then she is going to have to take the jokes that come with being in the public eye.
If Bristol Palin was living a happy REAL life she wouldn't feel a constant need to make her child miserable by filling his home with camera crews and strangers- and then whining about it! Bristol is a misery guts, in ALL of her reality shows she just whines non-stop like a broken record. She isn't named Brisdull for nothing.
Bristol missed her calling, maybe she should try comedy instead of (whatever it is she's supposed to be). She went in to get a "jaw alignment", and came out with a fake chin.Joan doesn't lie. "I'm going in for a boob job"...and she's on wife swap with Bristol.
It's the "happy, real life" troll!
That was a scary picture - but she did look like Joan. Double ugh!!Pat Padrnos
Uhmmmmm. Did I miss something? Shouldn't one have to BE a wife to qualify for a "wife swap"?And I am trying to figure out whether or not Sarah has enough balls (not to mention LACK of BRAINS) to take on Leno. Now THAT I would PAY to see!
In some families the father does the daughter, son does the mother, brother does brother and brother does sister. So what's strange about Bristol being married to Willow? They live together and Willow is raising Tripp like he was her own.
@12:06 When they were filming the "wife swap," Willow was in Arizona, going to hair school. She was going to hair school since the last reality show. So it's hard to imagine her living with Bristol in Wasilla while going to school for two years in Phoenix. That's some nightly commute.
Since when did Hair School last more than 6 months?
That's as close as Barstool has come yet to being hitched. After 3 kids and four pregnancies (and is she beginning #5 now?!), you'd think she'd know that a condom is not just an oily water balloon with a nipple that's fun for her to gnaw on. "Spit that out, Barstool."
you can see she's had a nose job recently in that picture..
Actually I like Bristol's morphed face better than her current face
I would do morphed Bristol.
Very Off Topic, but i'm listening to Neil Conan's goodbye message on Talk of the Nation after 22 years on air with the program and I'm shedding tears and will miss this program so much. I truly hope he finds another niche in either radio or TV because he is a fabulous journalist! Anyone else here going to miss Talk of the Nation?
Anon at noon. Today was so sad. I've been in denial since I learned TOTN was going off the air. I kept hoping it was a mistake. So today was my day to face reality. How could they take it off? It and Neil were excellent. I cried too. I used to schedule appointments and meetings around TOTN so that I could listen.Nice to be able to commiserate with you, though. Hang in there!
Yes!!!!! Why would they cancel it??
Dear Anon 11:30, I think "sense of humors" went out of fashion in the scientific era. And pray tell what real life Bristol has when she isn't on TV? Whatever she does, she doesn't seem very happy--always complaining about other people and feeling victimized. She might want to consider that before she writes troll comments about happy, happy REAL lives and slanders other people she doesn't know.
I noticed that too, she seems really unhappy. She is so totally unlikable and miserable, it's hard to feel sorry for her. She puts herself out there for an easy paycheck and then acts like a spoiled bitch when you can't lie her way through. They are all a bunch of loser hillbilly's. They have nothing interesting about them to make watching them any better than watching paint dry, old people wrinkle, etc.
ALTERED FACE, YO YO BODY Bristol is dumber than dumb if she thinks no one sees through her crap. She is a joke because she sets herself up to be laughed at and mocked. Too bad that everyone will be laughing at you as long as you are a phony and a fraud, Bristol Palin. Too bad your family, friends and cult religion are only about making you dumber and sicker with all their lies to you. http://p.twimg.com/A3qLKZHCQAALk9s.jpg:largeIMO I do not see that the newer weird chin looks better. Plus I would think it will be a pain to have to keep up with doing such radical procedures to her face. Now she has gone back to getting fat she will also have to deal with that. She is a fat plastic/cosmetic freak. Nothing down home and natural about her at all. Fine if she is a fatso not fine if she lies and whines about the way she puts herself up to be ridiculed. http://i54.tinypic.com/2059ks6.jpgBristol is mostly ugly because of her tricks and lies. She could have been attractive. She was a cute more innocent child at one time. http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/201105/IMAGES/05/britsol3.jpgShe is lucky that a few think it is an improvement to have herself sliced on. "Bristol Palin (not our patient) Has received Quite a bit of attention regarding her recent profile. A prominent chin allows your face to look less round and more angular."http://www.drsusan90210.com/face-plastic-surgery/Chin-Augmentation.html http://gawker.com/5684724/no-one-thinks-bristol-palin-is-a-good-role-model
You're right. Bristol was cute when she had the other nose and freckles and a normal smile. Her chin wasn't perfect---so what! But she screwed the pooch when she started getting cut on to maintain the illusion that she was getting her body in shape. Her skin will stretch and tear more easily wher she gains weight, and she will be a slave to a plastic surgeon to "fix" the physical scars that will result from all this "body work", in addition to the way that the natural aging process wreaks havoc on the areas of the body that have been unnaturally re-done. I feel sorry for her to be in this cycle now considering how cute she was naturally. All she needed to do was to eat better and get some exercise, both of which would be conducive to her schedule. A personal trainer twice a week and a monthly consultation with a nutritionist would be much healthier and far cheaper than the approach she has chosen.
@3:45 Bristol could also use some parenting classes-- and she needs to network with other mothers and children. Tripp needs some playmates his own age, and Bristol might learn something from other mothers who have the same problems. Bristol also needs some kind of therapy to work on self esteem issues.
That made me spew my wine all over my laptop!
The whole premise of the "wife swap" between the Rivers' household and the Palin households makes no sense to me. Among the four women involved there are no "wives" to swap. Joan Rivers is widowed, her daughter is divorced and the Palin girls have never been married. What was the point? And why separate Tripp from his mother? It's not Willow who needs to learn Parenting 101, it's Bristol! Too stupid for words!Beaglemom
Agreeing with 1:22, Willow and Bristol are celebrities? Celebrated for what? One girl finished hair school. So did everyone else in her class. Bristol is always identified as a single mother. Their only claim to "fame" is that they are the daughters of the VP candidate who lost-- and the former Governor of Alaska who quit.
Single mother by choice also too there. Single, because Bristol kept quitting her baby daddy and going in a different direction with trial husbands and whatnot. Levi wanted to marry her, wanted to make a family work. The way she brought him in to take back his 'lies' and then dumped him again for wanting the "hollywood life," is outrageous and offensive. Like Sarah sez, we all have long memories.
Now that is funny!
It's really sad that Bristol was brought up by Sarah Palin who is a poor excuse for a mother.
That is rich! Good one Gryph..
Not a Jay Leno fan by any stretch, but funny is funny! Maybe he'll do one on Sarah's latest prop, the strap on falsies.
I write for a blog that sometimes takes a critical look at the extreme radical right, the current state of the GOP, the Tea Party, fundies, etc. I do a series called "I Read It So You Don't Have To." I'm currently reading Bristol's memoir "Not Afraid of Life." What a piece of shit-horribly written. I can only imagine how even more bad this book would have been if Nancy French hadn't ghost written it. Bristol has no ability to self-reflect and is constantly the whining victim. People like Levi Johnston and the McCains are merely cardboard cut-outs given no life or dimension. Furthermore, Bristol/Nancy commit the writing sin of telling not showing.
What mother would be proud to have Bristol Palin as their daughter-in-law? Unless you're an idiot, every mother in Alaska knows who Bristol Palin slept with no thanks to Bristol's reality shows, press clippings, tv and magazine interviews, her blogs and every other way Bristol can get her chin into the news.
Actually Bristol is not a bad looking girl. She just needs to some little touch ups like extend her chin, move her hairline back on the top of her head and work on her nose and that should about do it.
Bristol's hideousness comes from within. She is the one that is screwing up her physical. She is stuck with what she has started but she is only 22. She would have to cut loose of the toxic family and begin anew. Being educated is on her list of fears, it is out of the question for now. She might want to take Joan up on her offer and see if that takes her in a better direction.
Her navel is now in the center of her taint. It gets confusing to even know which hole you're about to hit. Sure, it's free and it's easy, but just saying she ought get that reworked next time she gets a tummy tuck or the fat sucked out of her thighs. If they have a rewards program to air miles for fat-sucking procedures , she might be rebalanced by the time she hits 40. Of course by that time she will have had 19 kids and 7 abortions at the rate she's working it. And her asshole will be on the middle of her forehead, about 3.5 inches north of where her Mom's had been the past. 5 years. Just sayin'.
Don't feed the trolls! It just goes directly to their thighs.