Thursday, June 27, 2013

Not happy with simply attacking liberals, a recently unmuzzled Sarah Palin is also cannibalizing her own.

Courtesy of Breitbart: 

“Conservatives are getting ready for the 2014 and 2016 primaries. We have long memories, and there will be consequences for those who break campaign promises and vote for this amnesty bill," Palin told Breitbart News. "Competition makes everyone work harder, be better, and be held accountable. This applies to politics, too. No one is ‘entitled’ to anything." 

She continued, "Rigorous debate in competitive primaries allows candidates the opportunity to explain their flip-flops. So think of contested primaries as a win-win for politicians and their voters." 

Palin responded to Breitbart News's request for comment about an interview she did earlier on Tuesday with John Gibson on Fox News radio in which she said Rubio and Ayotte "turned their back" on voters and should be primaried to be held accountable. Rubio and Ayotte will be up for reelection in 2016. 

"Every politician should be held accountable for breaking their campaign promises," Palin said during an interview on the "John Gibson Radio Show" on Fox News radio. "They turned their back on the American public, so why should they not be held accountable?" 

Palin said Rubio had promised that "border security would come first," and he would not support "legalization of illegal immigrants" and "amnesty" before border security while running in the Florida Republican Senate primary against Charlie Crist in 2010. She said Ayotte, whom she endorsed, had on her campaign website in 2010 that there were "no excuses" not to secure the border and also said she would not support amnesty. 

"I think that they should be challenged. I don't have a problem with heated debates and contested primaries where they have to answer to constituents regarding their flip-flopping on such a fundamental position as amnesty for illegal immigrants," she told Gibson. "I don't have a problem at all with contested primaries. In fact, competition makes us all better and makes us be held accountable and I'd like to see them held accountable and answer as to why it is that they flip-flopped." 

"Marco Rubio has blatantly flip-flopped on his position on immigration, on amnesty, and border security," Palin said to Gibson, before noting the Senate's Gang of Eight bill he orchestrated would reward law breakers and give President Barack Obama "a victory in his mission to fundamentally transform America economically."

You know it is at times like this that I almost wonder if Palin is not a liberal plant. However being a liberal from Alaska you would think SOMEBODY would have put me in the loop.

I rarely agree with Palin, as is well documented, but I am in 100% support of her idea to primary the popular Rubio and Ayotte, and possibly replace them with even more outrageous Right Wing knuckle draggers. Because in my opinion that could do nothing but help the Democratic candidates in those races.

Here is the thing about Sarah Palin. MOST adults make a mistake and learn a little something from it. But not Palin.

She is that kid running around with a safety helmet on in the house, Bouncing off of walls, sticking metal items into the outlets, and having to have her bathwater prepared for her so that she does not scald herself.

Where as most people have come to realize that this constant primarying of sitting Republican politicians is doing damage to their ability to do their jobs by reaching compromises, Palin is essentially willing to throw the baby out with the bathwater in the hopes of electing such stubborn and rigidly partisan politicians that essentially NOTHING ever gets done.

Like I said, keep up the good work oh Grizzled One. The Democrats could not ask for a better conservative spokesperson. And the more ignorant, simple minded Right Wingers that take her advice as divinely inspired the easier it will be for the Democrats to get and maintain a majority for many years to come.

(P.S. If you want to hear the entire Palin interview with Gibson, just click here.)


  1. Did Bristol get a new supply of stupid pills from the Rivers Klan when she was pretending to be a human recently?? Either that, or someone has slipped her ghost writers a mickey..!!!

  2. Carrying a lot of hate around, aren’t you, Daddy’s Girl?

    1. Anonymous11:50 AM

      Sarah: "Everybody's hating on me again. And I didn't say nuthin' mean to them, either, Daddy. Daddy, please tell me again how pretty I am and how good I smell. And how much you like to careless my bottom after giving me a spanky-poo after I've been a bad girl."

    2. Sorry to focus on just one commenter, when I have thought this after reading so many others, but (please). Incest just isn't funny.

      Personally, when I see one's actions and choices as a result of his/her wounds and personal history, I am inclined toward more sadness or compassion than laughter.

      There are so many other things to ridicule about Scarah, things for which she is/was fully responsible, as an adult. Like babygate?

      Just a thought, thanks.

    3. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Agreed, sunnyvee.

      Rape ain't funny.

      You're not funny, whoever you are.

  3. Anonymous6:52 AM

    It's that time again- make some noise and rile up the sarapac donors. 2014 is coming up fast.

    So predictable.

    1. Anonymous7:35 AM

      So is the end of the reporting quarter for SarahPAC... June 30th. It will be interesting to see just how much she made.

    2. Anonymous8:10 AM

      And how much she's spent!
      She can't run a deficit for very long.
      These last few days full of her angry tweets and pronouncements are designed to squeeze a few final contributions to her Pac. But haven't the bots already been bled dry?
      I can't imagine the contortions that Mr. and Mrs. Tea Party must endure when they want to hold dear the America they dream of, from the 1950s, while watching Bristol whine and complain, an astonishingly lazy unwed mother (see Joan Rivers' remarks for what they really must think of her), perpetually scowling Willow, uncontrollable Tripp, Sarah by her swimming pool, etc.

      The cognitive dissonance must be overwhelming to them. And, at some point, they'll find it so uncomfortable that they'll abandon her for other politicians. It won't be long, I believe.

    3. Anonymous8:38 AM

      I'm interested to see if Willow is on the payroll as a style consultant. Bristol started that public relations company to get her allowance and hush money. Isn't it Willow turn? Sarah did say Willow would be starting her own business.

  4. angela6:55 AM

    What cracks me up is her total inability to see what a hypocrite she is.
    What about her turning her back on Alaska? Tundra Boo Boo broke every campaign promise she made to serve the people of Alaska by quitting.
    Poor Quitta. Not a clue in her ugly shoes.

    1. Anonymous2:32 PM

      Oh I'm pretty sure she knows she's a hypocrite, among other things. The content of what she says doesn't even matter for her and isn't the point for her. Her objective is to simply keep her fanbase stirred up.

  5. Anonymous7:01 AM

    Oh for crying out loud. Mrs. Palin, you can criticize people for breaking their promises and not being true to their word all you want. But tell me exactly how you square that with your decision to break your word and your promise to the people of Alaska when you quit your freakin' job in the middle of the term?


    Or how exactly you went about your vow to progress Alaska with all the free time you would have when you weren't tied down by that pesky job you ran for. By endorsing Joe Miller? How'd that work out.

    Sorry to burst your bubble but one of the signs of your deepening mental illness is that you are "projecting" here. I know, those three syllable words can be kind of scary. What it means is that you are taking one of your weaknesses or faults and laying it one someone else. (Wiki) "You reject your own unacceptable attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world."

    It's stupid. It's wrong. And it's getting really tiresome. Go home to your family. And get some help.

    A Fan From Chicago

    1. Anonymous7:34 AM


    2. Anonymous7:36 AM

      Very well said!

      RJ in Brownbackistan

    3. Anonymous7:42 AM

      yet another fan from chicago

    4. Anonymous8:06 AM

      7:01 How can her family help, they all need help themselves!! Bristles needs parenting classes, before the rest of her kids turn out like Tripp. Willow is another quitter like her mother. Toad only needs girls for his business, his daughters are too used. $carah needs mental help from a professional, or a team of professionals.

  6. Anonymous7:06 AM

    Ayotte will be primaried all right--by a moderate who supports background checks for gun purchases. NH does not have a big immigration problem. Canadians would have to give up great healthcare to cross the border.

  7. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Queen of the idiots. Or as they like to spell it: "morans"

  8. Anonymous7:13 AM

    Sarah Palin is very short-sighted, isn't she? She's poking a bear...a bear who knows her secrets and also what a moron she is.

    1. Anonymous7:19 AM

      Good one

      Keep on poking bitch

  9. Anonymous7:17 AM

    The GOP is underestimating how damaging Sarah is to their credibility. The whole world knows Sarah Palin is a fraud. The GOP knows Sarah is a fraud but pretends she is not. And the world points and laughs at both.

    If they were within ten feet of the nation's pulse, the GOP would have taken Sarah Palin out four years ago. Instead they hope and wish and pray that by not uttering her name, voters will forget about Sarah Palin on election day.

    The spectacle of watching a person who doesn't "need a a title" cling so desperately to a "title" is schadenfreude nirvana.

    Keep the "Governor" in the news.

    1. PalinsHoax10:02 AM

      "Keep the "Governor" in the news."
      - - -
      I believe that is spelled "Grovelor". in the case of the Ol' Hag from the North. Slinging s**t and riling up the bases is her way of panhandling for money.

  10. Dinty7:17 AM

    LOL. Such projection. Isn't avoiding accountability why she quit her first term as Governor?

  11. Anonymous7:19 AM

    "Competition makes everyone work harder, be better, and be held accountable. This applies to politics, too. No one is ‘entitled’ to anything." 


    Willow dropped out of high school, went to hair school and now lives with Bristol as Tripp's caretaker.

    Bristol makes her money because mommy and daddy turned down the reality shows offered to them and Bristol gets the job.

    Track divorced his new wife.

    Todd is just the shell of a man.

    Sarah quit her governor's job and quit on the people of Alaska

    Sarah Palin quit being the caretaker of DS Trig and Piper. Always dumping them off on relatives so Sarah can sit by her pool in Arizona flexing her anorexic arms and be able to bet at the horse track, watch racing cars and black men play basketball.

    "Competition makes everyone work harder, be better, and be held accountable."


    1. Anonymous11:35 AM

      Exactly what she said about the last GOP primary. ..

      When Mittens was put through the ringer, instead of joining PBO strong and ready.

      It was awesome.

      Thanks, sarah bitch.

  12. Anonymous7:23 AM

    I'm wondering what her deal is with Fox -- since she seems untethered to the network when she feels like spouting off an opinion or three. Guess they don't have an exclusivity agreement with her. Which means she may have the equivalent of a month-to-month lease. Hard to tell just how far she'll push them before they send her a pink slip. She seems unable to stop having temper tantrums.

    Marco Rubio and Kelly Ayotte are the rising stars in the conservative firmament. I think Palin's opposition to them is that she is a meteor that's fallen to earth, and she can't stand these new, younger and smarter politicians, who also are office holders and who can accomplish what she can't from her jeering section on the sidelines.

    Sarah, did you ever wonder whether, if by some fluke, a Republican is elected President in 2016, how he or she will be able to deal with Congressional Republicans who are waging a civil war? Your tiny band of malcontents will have achieved its aim to stop the government from fulfilling even its most important duties, in defense, education, food and drug safety, etc..
    And then the Democrats will win both houses of Congress, probably for another generation.

    1. Anonymous8:36 AM

      "I'm wondering what her deal is with Fox..."

      Me, too. She didn't help Hannity's or Greta's ratings in the past. It feels like the new arrangement of appearances on little-known Fox programs is an audition.

    2. Anonymous8:43 AM

      "I'll get you my little pretty". I will teach not to steal my thunder. I made you, I won the NH senate seat for you. You owe Me, Me, Me! Someone just pissed on Me, I'm sinking, sinking, and stinking.

    3. Anonymous5:20 PM

      Ailes misplaced his muzzle sometime during that 5-month Orwellian, Utopian, No-Word-Salad-Shootin, Time-Out he put Sarah in. He can do it again when he finds that muzzle and kennel. Then a trip thru the car wash is step one. After securing the airtight kennel to roof of Roger's limo. You betcha.

  13. Anonymous7:29 AM

    The first sentences are Palins most true: We have long memories". Yeah, aint that right Sarah. You remember every perceived wrong ever done unto yee since you had consciousness. And since you have Multiple personalities, the slights are many and varied . I am so enjoying watching you implode. You could, however, speed it up a bit!!!!

    1. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Bitch holds a grudge. Ask Todd

      Todd: No doubt about it. Bitch does hold a grudge. Forever. And it don't take much.

    2. Anita Winecooler7:14 PM

      We all have long memories... except for Sarah.

      Quick, oh Wigged One:

      Where was Trig Born? Anchorage or Mat Su Regional?

      Sarah, long on lies, short on memory.

  14. Anonymous7:32 AM

    LOL Sarah Palin is getting too big for Bristol's g-strings.
    Now Sarah is not only an energy expert, now Sarah thinks she is the expert of everything.

    1. Anonymous5:12 PM

      Why did I go back and read this? After a long day, now I puke.

  15. Anonymous7:37 AM

    "Every politician should be held accountable for breaking their campaign promises," Palin said during an interview on the "John Gibson Radio Show" on Fox News radio. "They turned their back on the American public, so why should they not be held accountable?"

    Palin, you are such a hypocritical shit-sack. YOU QUIT YOUR JOB, IDIOT! When are YOU going to be held accountable for abandoning the people of Alaska? And...heated debate? Bitch please, you were too chickenshit to even debate the sorry ass Republican field even ONCE last year because you knew they would tear you a new one. Flinging insults on facebook and twitter is not debating! You're a fuckin' loser, Sarah, and that's all you'll ever be.

    1. Anonymous7:45 AM


    2. Anonymous8:34 AM

      Oh by the way missy, John McCain voted for the Immigration bill. Are you going to primary him too, or just poison him for his Senate seat? Your background involving mysterious accidents, speaks for itself.

  16. hedgewytch7:38 AM

    God, I hurt myself laughing at the quote "be held accountable for breaking promises."

    Do these people NEVER hear themselves?

    Oh, I gotta change my shirt now, I spewed my fresh cup of tea all over it. Damn that Palin! LMAO

  17. jcinco7:39 AM

    lol, will mccain stick up for his new girlie girl, Kelly, and tell his dumped ex-girlfriend to eff off and leave his new girlie alone..he's so spineless if he doesn't.

  18. Palin: Bark, bark, bark, bark, YAP! barkbarkbarkbark, snarl, YIP! barkbark grr bark, yapyapyapyap.

    I didn't listen but this is a good transcription of her Gibson interview, right?

    1. Anonymous8:07 AM

      yup. pretty much.

    2. Anonymous8:38 AM

      yep - the little ankle bitter is pissing on the hand that feeds her.

    3. Anonymous9:57 AM

      She's like that little dog, Tappy, in Mars Attacks. Only way the fuck uglier.

  19. Anonymous7:47 AM

    Jeez, she's the undisputed champion of turning one's back on the voters, and she's got the gall to pass judgement. "I don't have a problem with..." Who cares what you have a problem with, assclown? Fuck you Palin. There. A great start to my day.

    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      Sarah's the champion "Fuck you first, then steal your cash"

  20. Anonymous7:48 AM

    If Sarah Palin really wants to show everybody she's a bad ass not to bereckoned with, then Sarah would put out WANTED POSTERS and display posters of RINOs that turned on her and put crosshairs on their faces. That'll show everybody not to mess with the Sarah.

  21. Anonymous7:52 AM

    "Competition makes everyone work harder, be better, and be held accountable. This applies to politics, too. No one is ‘entitled’ to anything. Rigorous debate in competitive primaries allows candidates the opportunity to explain their flip-flops. So think of contested primaries as a win-win for politicians and their voters."

    Rigorous debate? Like her ONE debate for VPOTUS with a limited 4 minute response? Where fact checkers were able to flag 80% of her word salad as lies or distortions?

    Does she EVER look in the mirror? If this woman consumed enough nutrients to make water, she'd piss (and shit) her saggy pants were she to leave her Red Meat bubble and answer questions, be held accountable or compete with ideas and solutions to things she only chucks rocks at.

    1. Anonymous8:12 AM

      Strangely, competition on DWTS did not make Bristles work harder. The Palins just schooled their followers on how to cheat the system. She didn't even try harder the second time!!

    2. Anonymous8:47 AM

      Bristol practiced on DWTS for hours.  Yet she gained weight?  By the end, Bristol could barely lift her thick middle finger.

      No doubt that baby factory was pregnant for the third time. The question is "Who was the daddy?"

      I say, Gino, who to his credit didn't marry Bristol either.

      When are the Palin girls going to learn having a baby no longer traps a husband in this day and age?

    3. Anonymous5:09 PM

      But but but those chubby little sausage fingers weren't chubby enough to stick in there and keep them babies from poppin out.

  22. Anonymous7:54 AM

    No one is ‘entitled’ to anything." 
    -Sarah Palin

    DWTS All-Stars
    Life's A Tripp
    Celebrity Wife Swap

    All that for a talentless single struggling promiscuous teen mother with a chin job.

    Thank God her last name is Palin

    1. Anonymous5:08 PM

      You omitted
      "Bristol does Wasilla"
      "Bristol does Anchorage"
      "Bristol does DP---Creepies 1&2 (double DVD with special features "Behind the scenes at McDonald's---a Big Mac in one bite!")
      "BFF---Bristol does the two blah boys while granny grifter steals show concept"
      and too many more to list!!!

  23. Anonymous7:59 AM

    I'm disappointed that Sarah Palin only named a few Republicans. I say now that she has a big following and is a tv celebrity, go after everybody on her "I'll Get You List". Strike while the iron is hot.

  24. Anonymous8:24 AM

    Isn't quitting mid term breaking the ultimate promise to the voters ?

    Palin 's rehiring by FOX seems to have set her off on the craziest rampage, ever.
    #1 The bill is not finalized , yet.
    Unfortunately , this swollen head of air doesn't understand the legislative process.

    #2 Senator Ayotte and Senator Rubio are doing what their constituents want and how dare they !!
    Queen Sarah and King Rush have ordered Rubio
    and Ayotte to do what
    " they " demand , not what the people
    of New Hampshire and Florida want.
    The morally corrupt Palin also has the audacity to besmirch the integrity of two sitting Senators.

    After the November election, Steve Schmidt spoke to Republican party leaders and begged them to sever any relationship
    with the crazy fringe
    or else the party would suffer.
    They obviously refused to listen and until someone at the RNC stops allowing the nuts and weirdos like Palin
    and Limbaugh to act as the spokesman for the party , the damage will continue.

    "'s time for Republican elected leaders to stand up and to repudiate this nonsense, and to repudiate it directly," he said.
    "There has been a culture of fear and intimidation, that you are not a real conservative if you won't, you know,
    if you won't, you know, stand -- if you stand up to these extreme statements, whether it's Rush Limbaugh
    calling that young lady a slut or a hundred other examples over the last four years."

  25. Anonymous8:34 AM

    I wonder if Sarah Palin had to sign an exclusive contract, so that when she and/or her husband are charged with tax evasion and other wrong-doings, she'll only be able to do interviews and make statements on Fox News.

    Ailes is a businessman, after all.

  26. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Her hypocrisy is beyond belief.
    I bet she made a few campaign promises to the people of Alaska when she became Governor, then quit half way through those promises.

  27. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Please stop using that picture of Palin. She looks demonic, and I have a visceral fear reaction whenever I catch a glimpse of that expression.

    Anyone else have a similar reaction?

    1. You know the weird thing is that I have been trying to use different pictures, but when I hit publish that is the one that keeps appearing. Almost as if it were possessed.

      How is your "visceral fear reaction" now?

      Bwa ha ha ha!

    2. Anonymous9:44 AM

      How is your "visceral fear reaction" now?

      Off the chart.

      Thanks a lot.

    3. Anonymous9:52 AM

      I like the fact that photo of Palin is put up - she looks absolutely evil in it - look at the nose area especially. Mean and nasty!

    4. Anonymous11:36 AM

      Demons are just as real as god, meaning they aren't real, so no need to be afraid. Just like god, they are the product of weak minds and fearfulness.

      Carry on.

    5. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Evil is real.

    6. Anonymous4:53 PM

      Visceral fear reaction--- is that what causes Sarah to have a routine outbreak of herpes lip blisters. She must be skerred all the damn time.

    7. Anonymous5:01 PM

      My visceral reaction is flaccidity. In the presence of Miss Wasilla Crotch Rot of 1984. How Orwellian can one be?

      Let me be first to say that I would not tap that anytime after 2008. No way...
      --- Jose
      (one of the brown people that Sarah hates because she turns orange, and then flakes and gets scabby)

  28. Anonymous8:53 AM

    First off, Sarah Palin didn't write that - she's not capable! Secondly, she would never debate or want to debate (unless she memorized stuff before hand - she'd never do it off the cuff) and lastly she never held her commitment/promise as 'quitter' gov of Alaska.

    She's nothing more than a liar and fraud! Why her commentary is covered in any tiny manner is beyond me.

    She projects herself as being 'self important' and 'knowledgeable' of which she is neither!

  29. As much as I want Sarah to shut up because she's so mind-numbingly stupid, I firmly believe that her vomiting vitriol will be her downfall. She is going to say the wrong thing to the wrong secret keeper and the take-down will begin.
    I can't wait to celebrate that day!

    1. I feel the exact same way

    2. Anonymous12:27 PM

      I think her vomiting vitriol already HAS been her downfall. This is why her poll numbers were so negative. After her nasty FB posts and tweets, and her previous run on Fox as the snarling pitbull, Americans said "thanks, but no thanks" to that ex-governor to nowhere.

    3. Anonymous5:37 PM

      I am waiting for the same thing 2emptynest. I believe she's currently just being tolerated. But you KNOW there is more behind the scenes. There has to be an end game here!


  30. Anonymous9:01 AM

    Anonymous8:47 AM
    Bristol practiced on DWTS for hours.  Yet she gained weight?  By the end, Bristol could barely lift her thick middle finger.


    If Bristol cuts her finger grease would come out.

    1. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Free lube!!! Git over here, barstool. I'm tired of spitting on my hand.

      ---Uncle Creepy Junior

  31. jcinco9:08 AM

    the three stooges, mccain, miss lindy, & kelly better tell the twit to sit down and shut up...perhaps roger better attempt to stifle her. I truly think the only thing that will shut her up is to start a slow steady stream of leaks (she knows all about leaks ya know) of all the things she and the mccain campaign have been trying to hide over all these's time for you to finally put country first John..your legacy is so damaged by this 1/2 wit it's high time you took her down. If you don't have the cojones perhaps out of love for daddy dearest Meghan can do the dirty work.

  32. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Thanks for the Steve Martin gif. It makes me laugh every time I see it, especially when I superimposed (in my mind) sarah's face on Steve's. Ya kno what they say about doing the same thing over and over...

  33. Anonymous9:33 AM

    You guys are jealous of Sarah Palin

    1. When your sense of humor is dry and understated, you need to indicate that it is snark. Otherwise people may think your comment is serious, but you couldn't be that stupid, could you?

    2. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn10:13 AM

      Ya know, someone should make Mad Libs out of all the PalinBot talking points. So damn predictable!

      And no, C4Peebrains. I don't mean Mad Liberals!

    3. Anonymous10:59 AM

      BWAHAHAHA We are jealous of a PIMP'S Wife? Get real, TROLL, Sarah Palin is jealous of The Obama Family which contrasts her Trailer Trash Dysfunctional Family.

    4. Anonymous12:11 PM

      Hefer 9:44 if you met Sarah Palin you would change your tune.

    5. "Anonymous12:11 PM
      Hefer 9:44 if you met Sarah Palin you would change your tune."

      No I wouldn't. I have seen and heard all I ever need to from Palin herself to know that she is an ugly, ignorant, stupid person inside and out who hates this country.

      Five years of vicious stupidity from that unkempt harpy? No, she has proven what and who she is over and over again.

      Did you misspell my screen name on purpose or because you thought it was clever insult? Because if so you misspelled the insult also.

      So, never mind. It is apparent that you are that stupid.

    6. Anonymous1:39 PM

      I'm sorry Nefer, I thought you misspelled your name .

    7. Anonymous1:39 PM
      I'm sorry Nefer, I thought you misspelled your name .

      Aw, you just don't get it, do you. A fool like you just can't compete with smart. You see, I have no idea what your physical appearance is like, so I stick to what you clearly demonstrate. Ignorance, lack of intelligence, illiteracy, and really, a total inability to be clever or witty at all.

      Now, I am going to take my pretty, highly intelligent and educated self to the kitchen where I am fixing dinner for my stunningly brilliant, educated, talented, handsome man.

      You? A nothing lusting after another nothing. I win.

    8. Nefer....get em Girl!

      Stupid ass Baldy trolls never know when to stop...just like Baldy's dumbass! LOL!!!

    9. Anonymous4:35 PM


      Don't bother trying to educate the willfully ignorant. They're stupid and proud of it.

    10. Anonymous4:39 PM

      If a heifer met Sarah Palin, she could change its mind about what? Not getting knocked up before marriage. She convinced her daughters that it's a fun thing to do. Now they're just cows. Moo.

    11. Anonymous4:46 PM

      Yes, I am jealous of that herpes blister that pops up on Sarsh's lip at regular intervals and shines so much under the teeVee lights. She had to blow a lot of skin flutes to get that going, no doubt. IIRC, wasn't that what "won" her 2nd runnerup (3rd place--the bronze medal) in the Miss AK pageant. Was that the first time she lost to a blah person? She's made that another habit as well.

      Yes, we're all jealous. I've been exposed. I really want a wonky eye like Sarah's, also, too.

    12. Anonymous6:37 PM

      Yeah, Fool @9:33 AM Everyone wants to be married to a Pimp and have 3 Unwed Parents in their house. Countless hidden Bastard Grandkids, and a body odor that even a Skunk can't stand. Is that anything to be jealous of?

  34. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Thus speaks the grizzled one.

    By being so unforgiving on Ayotte, Sarah is distancing herself from NH Republican voters, who will NOT forget. She is inclosing herself in a pen. Everytime she lashes out, more and more people vocalize how they can't stand her.

    Same with Florida, Rubio is their hero and when all SP can do is condemn, tear down, bark, squawk, grunt, squeal and stygmatize every Republican that doesn't see the world as she does, they'll boo her even more. She won't be welcome in any State ever again.

  35. slipstream9:50 AM

    "Every politician should be held accountable for breaking their campaign promises," Palin said.

    Really? Palin, candidate for Vice President of the US, stood on the stage at the 2008 Republican National Convention, TV cameras rolling, and said "We're building that pipeline!"

    It is now 2013. Where's the pipeline, Palin?

    Oh, that's right. You gave $500 million to a Canada company which . . . forgot to build the pipeline.

  36. Anonymous9:52 AM



    Did Sarah quit FOX already?

    Ailes, get that bitch back on the air!

    1. Anonymous10:09 AM

      Nobody puts Sarah Palin in a corner. The bitch is freelancing.

    2. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Don't tell me Sarah has been put on ice already. That was quick.

  37. Anonymous10:01 AM

    I'm waiting for Christian barracuda Sarah Palin to do the right thing and turn in Todd to Homeland Security for his pimping business. That would prove Sarah Palin means business.

    Report Criminal Activity

    Report crimes to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE)

    Homeland Security Investigations (HSI)
    Phone: 866-347-2423 (from the U.S., Mexico and Canada)     802-872-6199 (from any country in the world)

    1. Anonymous10:36 AM

      Sarah you need a dime?

    2. Anonymous4:27 PM

      As her agent, a couple of 8-balls will do her for the weekend. Keep the dime bag. Bristol steals it and is getting too fat bc if the munchies she has constantly.

  38. Anonymous10:07 AM

    How ya liking Sarah Palin now Mr. John McCain?

    Sarah Palin wants your job old man and she's gunnin' fer ya!

  39. Anonymous10:32 AM

    "They turned their back on the American public, so why should they not be held accountable?" 
    -Sarah Palin

    I could be wrong but didn't Sarah Palin turn her back on Alaska when she quit her governor's job so she can do Sarah Palin's Alaska and become a multimillionaire?

  40. WA Skeptic10:48 AM

    Oh, I see she has a new ghostwriter.

    Can we PLEASE go back to ignoring her??

  41. She is pissed that she had to beg for a job, any job, at fox. She is pissed because the other people at fox aren't treating her like the queen bee she thinks she is. She is pissed because Wendy Davis is being held up as a model of female political leadership and fighting for the people of her state. She is pissed because no matter how outrageous her facebook rants and twitter squawks are, nobody gives a shit except to laugh at her. She is pissed because the President of the United States of America can't be bothered to take notice of an ignorant, loud-mouthed, foul-mouthed, bonehead like her. She is pissed because nobody is begging for interviews with her to discuss her inertly talentless spawn and their latest foray into unwatched television programming. She is pissed because nobody remarked on how awesome she was to turn down (ha!) the invitation to be McCain's son's bride's maid-of-honor in order to give a headline (ha!) high school commencement speech. She is pissed because nobody, least of all hordes of additional viewers, give a shit that she is back on fox. She is pissed and getting angrier by the day.

    I would like to think that she will act out more and more and her tirades will become angrier and angrier at evvvvvverybody who is unforgivably not hanging on her every word and utterance.

    I wonder if she watches footage from five year ago of the crowds, the cheers, the adoring chants of "Sarah, Sarah", the clothes, the hair, the makeup lady, all the people whose sole purpose it was to wait on her. What happened?

    You happened, Sarah.

    1. Anonymous12:29 PM

      I hope the Katie Couric interview plays non-stop in her head.

    2. Anonymous6:26 AM

      The repub.ty is crowded with people who have been disgraced (Gingrich, Sanford, Palin) who desperately want to get back on the public tit. They got used to having money thrown at them, being on TV and people following their every word. Unfortunately, of all of them, Palin is the dumbest. Just as her daughter keeps trying to get a TV gig, with no talent whatsoever, $carah is trying to be mistaken for a politician.

  42. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Now cmon, has she EVER been a partisan person? She's NEVER been republican, aside from a few elements. She's been democrats on another things. She's probably libertarian. The party system truly isn't right in a country so large. It basically means there will NEVER be peace, especially these days with ignorant, biased bloggers on both sides.

    1. Anonymous12:10 PM

      Yeah right..... Dummy. She's not partisan??? ROFL

    2. Anonymous12:12 PM

      When you say Mrs. Palin has been "democrats on other things" I suppose you mean that as Governor she was happy to let the Democratic caucus craft some of her policies for her and carry her water since she was unable to make decisions on her own due to her lack of knowledge regarding many subjects. Granted, the TransCanada $500 million giveaway for the pipeline that will never be built was all her decision, however some of her more sane policy was crafted by Dems and then signed off on by her.

      She's not a Libertarian, she's an Alaska Independence Party secessionist supporter. That being said she's very much in favor of fracturing this nation as her Tea Party stance further cements.

      She is the poster child for the demise of the GOP and will be remembered in the history books for having been complicit in creating a political climate in this nation that allowed for a sweeping Democratic climate which will result in a Democrat occupying the Whitehouse through at least 2028. For that we thank her.

    3. Anonymous12:22 PM

      For God's sake! She ran on the republican ticket as VP in 2008! She ran for governor of Alaska on the republican ticket. She's a registered republican.

    4. Anonymous1:29 PM

      "She's been democrats on another things. She's probably libertarian"

      WTF is this gibberish you're spouting. She's never been a Republican? She was a goddamn Republican governor and VP candidate. Are you really that fucking stupid? And I'm sorry, non-partisan?? When she calls Democrats socialists and Marxists who have no moral compass and no traditional values, want to take away our freedoms and destroy the country and want to kill Trig and yadda yadda yadda...that's non-partisan? Fuck off, troll. Go learn English you illiterate psycho.

    5. Anonymous1:36 PM

      Anonymous12:22 Sarah Palin is an ass.

      The only allegiance Sarah has is to the Almighty Dollar and to Sarah Palin the singlewoman.

    6. Anonymous2:10 PM

      Well considering that Toad was a member of the Alaska Independence Party for 7 fucking years, I consider both of them traitors.

    7. Anonymous4:21 PM

      "No shit, Sarah, do you know how many reality shows the state of AK could've paid us for if you hadn't fucked that up and wasted $500 Million?
      --- Tim Crawford, Treasurer, Sarah PAC

    8. Anonymous4:23 PM

      How many more reality shows could have been grifted out of the state's coffers if your wife hadn't been such an idiot? Tell us, Todd.

      Todd: "A lot."

  43. Anonymous1:33 PM

    The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels GIF is pure, absolute brilliance.

    Interesting that the Palin people portrayed you as a wheezing, concave chested pedophile when in reality you're are an articulate, attractive still-young man who appears to be no stranger to the gym. Of course the voice of the Palin's, at least for a spell, was an obese, wire-haired mound of self-hate who appeared to be no stranger to wet wipes on the end of a back scratcher.

  44. Anonymous1:47 PM

    I hold no ill will towards anyone, but having said that, wouldn't it be cool if, during one of her on screen rants, Sarah spontaneously combusted like all those drummers for the band Spinal Tap.

    Whoosh... gone.

    Too cool!!

  45. Anonymous2:15 PM

    This is the fossil Palin will be replacing:

  46. Anonymous2:34 PM

    JoAnne Pine > Sarah Palin near Baton Rouge, LA · Looking at homes in Wasilla. Can you recommend a real estate agent?

    JoeAnne there is a Wasilla real estate agent that is Sarah Palin's best friend from high school but you may want to look at how she runs her business first. This person was the trustee to the defunct Alaska Fund Trust that somehow is supposed to be used by Sarah Palin and her family. This trustee promised to send out quarterly reports on the AFT but never did and I believe the state shut her down.

    This real estate agent and Sarah Palin's best friend was also involved in the big Dairygate controversy in Alaska but you need to read about it yourself. Explaining it makes my head spin and eyes bleed.

    1. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Didn't that agent's Mother embezzle a half million or so? I'll have to look up Kristen's family history. Kristen will be her cellmate when Dairygate is properly audited. Unless K gives up SP as the "mastermind" of that boondoggle, swindle, fraud or whatnot. Corrupt cronies, Sarah and her Friends & Family.

      Anybody else going to be on the conference call in less than 3 hours? I've got my phone alarm set, and the number and password stored. It won't be a whitewash this time. Details were online yesterday. Not sure if it was AK Dispatch or Mudflats where I read it. If anyone else can link to the article, please do. I hate Safari on iPhone.

  47. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Pete Petretich shared a link.Just now · Will Sarah Palin be the only feasible uniter for the party in 2016?

    Yes Pete, that Sarah Palin is known in the political arena as a uniter not a divider. As governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin fought against and discouraged the Alaska Indepependence Party from trying to get Alaska to secede from the union. There are high hopes in Alaska that the Palins will sale their Arizona property and come back home to the land that loves them.

    1. Anonymous3:59 PM

      Pete, you misspelled freezable.
      But anyway, my freezer is still full from last winter, so I will pass. All that skin and fat with no muscle might be too chewy and high in cholesterol for an old tea-tard like yourself. Try to start exercising and drop a few pounds, and you might find that you're actually employable and can get off welfare. I've heard of you complaining about "how little you get". Instead of complaining, how about "you get a little job" instead of spending all day worshipping the golden calf known as Granny Grifter? Seriously. Cleveland ain't exactly Bumfuck, Kansas. Lots going on. Good luck to you.

    2. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Pete, seriously, this is welfare fraud. You're wasting the $$$ you receive from the government on your Internet connection. You could be earning a few dollars in a job if you'd give this artificial promotion of all-things-Palin a rest. It's tiresome, misguided, and I promise you one thing above all: She will not run for national office. Oh wait, make that two things I'll guarantee: the second is that Sarah isn't going to fuck you. She will fuck you OVER, yes, that's true. But she ain't getting in the sack with you, and unbeknownst to you, you'd have a heart attack and die if you saw that cadaver roll over and say, "Do me, Petey."

  48. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Marilinda Rivera-Torres > Sarah Palin · Sarah, why did Orin Hatch vote for IM8???? You saved his seat and this????

    Mary the reason why Hatch voted for IM8 was because he didn't like IM7 or IM9.

    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      Because G's IM version 7 was full of bugs called Peebots.

  49. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Angela Coffelt > Sarah Palin · I have been told in the past that I resemble Mrs. Palin. I am truly honored by these comments! If she ever needs a body double I would gladly perform that service for her. Keep up the good work Ms. Palin!

    Angela did you get big breast implants too. Sarah believes in Go Big Or Go Home!

  50. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Cheryl Cash > Sarah Palin near Sacramento, CA · I am sick of politics as usual. What can be done to stop the madness in Washington. I live in California so my representatives are as useless. Our ancestors struck out to a new country. Since that's not an option, what can we do? Any suggestions?

    Well Cheryl the current trend right now is to start your own pac, the CherylPAC. You tell people that you will send money to Republican candidates and instead you take their money and spread it around so thin that no one bothers to investigate who all your consultants are. Then you take the rest of the money left over and buy lots of stamps and if anybody asks why so nany stamps, just tell them you're using them as wallpaper up in your PAC office.

    1. Anonymous3:18 PM

      Cheryl Cash? That's an excellent last name for a person with their own personal PAC.

    2. Anonymous6:21 PM

      So Cheryl Cash is tired of her Rep Darrell Issa?

  51. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Another one got past the proof reader.

    Nick Cantiello > Sarah Palin · Rubio and Ayotte
    did the right thing - something the majority of the American people believe in. You're the one who is off base on the issue of immigration.

  52. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Pretty sad for the United States of America when the 2008 Republican vice presidentialial candidate was a former beauty pageant state loser and one of her unmarried daughters was pregnant and had a baby before she graduated from high school. Another daughter stopped going to school in her sophomore year, a prostitute wrote a book about her pimp who is the spouse of the Republican vice presidential candidate and now there are people out there crying for this person to run for president or Senate.

    What is wrong with these people?

  53. Anonymous3:31 PM

    You all im'ers OWN the pee pond!!! They cannot stop talking about the arrows:)
    Whomever is now liking the comments with names like pimpin toad and Botox Barbie is hilarious!
    Every single day they have to talk about the arrows!!! It is too hilarious how you own them:)
    Keep up the good work!!!!

    1. Anonymous3:31 PM

      OMFG! I have been rolling today! These are the names of some of the folks that have been "liking" the regulars comments over there...

      Granny Grifter
      Who Built Her House
      Brian's Anus
      Alaskan Quiter

      Whoever you are....PLEASE DON'T STOP!


    2. More names at the Asylum!

      Botox Babe
      Palin's Whiteout
      She Wants Your Cash

      The patients are bewildered and are asking the "Staff" (the moderators) what to do! LMAO!!

      Exhibit A...

      "MarkRNY • 3 hours ago −
      Anyone notice the handles on some of the people "liking" comments here? They're pretty virulent anti-Sarah trolls (I don't even want to post examples).

      This is a troll's way of "coming out of the closet" I guess (maybe it has to do with the atrocity SCOTUS decision yesterday). Having an anonymous handle visible is the closest a Lefty will ever come to an act of "courage"...maybe they're upping the Prozac dose at Troll Central. It probably took years of therapy for them.

      Well! If they can be seen, they can have their asses kicked out--they ban the Family, kids, the Constitution--C4P bans them. What do you think mods?"

      More from "MarkNY"(ain't he that crazy conspiracy nut?)..

      MarkRNY MarkRNY • 3 hours ago
      Alright, one example--"A-Pimps-Whore" is "liking comments here. Most are even worse. This going to stand mods? I'm assuming something can be done of course.

      Hey Pimp-Whore, you gave yourself away as a Lefty. O gets the pimp/whore vote by a landslide (his numbers are plunging everywhere else)."

      Now they are going ballistic because Baldy wasn't shown on InSannity tonight and he didn't explain why!

      Got my popcorn and red vines at the ready and I'm having fun watching the "Show" over there! LOL!!!

  54. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Seems more of her 'ilk' are all spun up over Rubio:

    GLENNDA Beck: Marco Rubio a ‘piece of garbage’ for helping ‘communist’ Democrats

    ...“What a piece of garbage this guy is!” he added. “You’re dealing with radicals, revolutionaries and communists. Have you seen what they’ve done to the rest of the country? How can you possibly sit in the same room with those people? You are becoming those people! You are becoming a progressive Republican! Get away! Get away!”

    “Otherwise, brother, we’re going to have to send you away.”

    Watch this video from The Blaze, broadcast June 27, 2013.

  55. Anonymous5:11 PM

    By voting Aye-Senators Ayotte and Rubio told Palin what they thought of her threats.
    They placed their thumbs on their nose and waved their fingers at Palin.
    Bravo and Brava !
    Limbaugh ordered his audience to shut down the Capitol Hill phones in outrage over the bill.
    That decree also flopped with no massive grassroots campaign materializing to oppose the bill.
    The Tea Party has had flop after flop the past couple of months .
    Limbaugh and the Tea Party predicted that their recent rallies would be enormous , with record setting crowds
    and instead they were sparsely attended ghost towns.
    The Republican Party may be finally waking up by ignoring the loud , but, impotent voices on the right .
    The only way that the Republican Party can save itself
    from extinction is to jettison
    the Tea Party / Palin /Limbaugh faction .
    Votes like this may be the Republican Party's passive way of encouraging the nitwits to self deport .
    If Boehner is smart , he will also see the writing on the wall and ignore the threats of the nitwits.

  56. Anonymous5:35 PM

    John Jarrell > Sarah Palin  · Three and one half million likes. I'd say that's close to 3.5 million votes. How many more before the Gov might make a run at the WH?

    John you don't know much about Palin Politics do you. It's not about votes, it's about her PAC and how many stamps she can collect before everybody catches on that the donations they are contributing to SarahPAC are not reaching Republican candidates. A report showed very little money went to political candidates and a around $5 million went to Sarah Palin's consultants during the last election cycle. But don't believe the media, just keep sending in your donations. Sarah, SarahPAC paid staff, her consultants and everybody else riding that money train appreciates all that you and your buddies send in.

  57. Anonymous5:47 PM

    What's the pee pond website?

    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Conservatives 4 Palin or C4PEE.

  58. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Is there a statute of limitations in Alaska for all those gates and crimes? I don't see Gov Parnell getting off his ass now or in the future to investigate his friends the Palins. By the time a new governor gets elected will Sarah Palin be free from all her gates?

  59. Anita Winecooler6:39 PM

    Great advice, oh one who hides behind facebook and twitter tossing poo poo bombs! I wonder why you didn't stand up to the scrutiny you call for in this past election cycle?
    Guess getting an allowance from Fox for "teasing the ignoramuses" from the sidelines was more lucrative?

  60. Anonymous8:08 PM

    Did Sarah Palin get reprimanded by Roger Ailes again? Where is Palin? Is Sarah AWOL? Was Sarah fired again?

    Sarah Palin posted this earlier in her Facebook about going on Hannity:

    ●Sarah Palin10 hours ago · SUPPORT TROOPATHONThe annual Troopathon event is broadcasting live today from the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda, California. Today, I’m in a remote area in Alaska (in Illiamna in Bristol Bay) and heading back in Todd’s float plane to do an interview for Hannity’s show on Fox in… See More

    Then Enid posted this on Sarah Palin's Facebook:

    ●Enid Jensen > Sarah Palin  I thought you were going to be on Hannity and I missed you. It's the only reason I tuned in. What happened?

    Then Denise posted this:

    ●Denise Schappell shared a link · Twitchy is even asking why Sarah wasn't on Hannity tonight.

    Where's Sarah? Fans unhappy after Palin absent from Hannity

    1. Anonymous8:23 PM

      Fingers crossed that Roger Ailes is pissed about Sarah Palin attacking Republicans.

      But then again it could be just a schedule change.

    2. Anonymous8:26 PM

      Did Todd get some bad gas like Curt Menard Jr?

    3. Anonymous8:34 PM

      "and heading back in Todd’s float plane to do an interview for Hannity’s show on Fox in"

      If Todd flew with contaminated gas and is missing I hope Sarah included all of us Immoral Minority readers in her will.

    4. Anonymous9:28 PM

      Why did she go back to Wasilla? I thought Trig was in school in Arizona? I hope he feels stable.

  61. Anonymous8:14 PM

    You do not want to make Sarah Palin angry, and while you’re at it, you shouldn’t make Sarah Palin fans angry either. Palin was to have returned to Fox News tonight with an appearance on Sean Hannity’s show, but her segment was reportedly postponed after being hyped by the network. While viewers did get to see the same footage of the George Zimmerman trial we’ve seen all day long, most would have preferred Palin to ”star witness” Rachel Jeantel.

  62. Anonymous8:20 PM

    These were posted on

    ●PetePetretich @PetePetretich@ShawnHannity You're a liar&tool of GOPe. YdidU announce that @SarahPalinUSA would B on your TVshow? Nobody cares bout the other crap!

    ●Mr.L @MrLTavernNote to Fox: Tonight, went to TV @ 9pm & turned on Fox. At the top of the show I saw no mention of Sarah Palin on Fox so I turned off Fox.

    ●Palin Army @PalinArmy@seanhannity Where the heck is Sarah Palin ? I don't give a rats ass about George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin . @SarahPalinUSA WTF

  63. Anonymous8:38 PM

    If something happened to Todd's plane with Sarah in it you do know who the suspects are don't you?


    1. Anonymous9:40 PM

      Not me. I have an alibi. I was with Gryph!

  64. Anonymous8:40 PM

    If Todd's plane crashed in Dead Lake Lucille (no pun intended) will Sarah Palin's new titties bring her to the surface? Will they float?

  65. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Did Roger Ailes muzzle his lipstick wearing pig?

    That was fast!

  66. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Anybody know what happened?
    Is Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper multimillionaires?

  67. Anonymous8:50 PM

    You guys some sick bastards thinking that way. By the way if Track is not a full Palin does he only get 1/2 a share of the inheritance?

  68. Anonymous8:53 PM

    The bodies hasn't even been found yet so why are you guys talking about who gets what?

    Their plane could just be late.

  69. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Let's say something happens to Todd by himself then Sarah would be questioned first.

    If something happens to Sarah by herself you know they would question Todd first.

    If something happens to both of them then I suspect they will start with Willow first then Track and Bristol.

  70. Anonymous11:58 PM

    Please the suspense is going to keep me awake all night! I don't believe any of the Palins can be trusted. It's probably a ruse to keep the focus on you know who.

  71. Anonymous12:01 PM

    That Bitch is not dead. She is too stupid to die.


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