Saturday, June 29, 2013

Poorly lit, and badly wigged, Sarah Palin finally gets her interview on Fox News. At least we THINK that's Sarah Palin.

Apparently Palin is so embarrassing to Fox News that they don't want anybody to be able to see that they are still giving her air time.

I think she was bitching about the immigration bill but to be honest it was hard to tell because I kept getting blinded by the shine off her lip gloss ,and was trying to figure out why she was panting so hard. (Makes me wonder if those fake boobies are heavy?)

Here's what I did pick up, in between the  huge intakes of breath and chunks of word salad.

She WOULD be willing to start a third party if the Republicans start being reasonable and doing their jobs, and she DOESN'T know what in the hell she is talking about.

Oh, and EVERYTHING is Obama's fault.

You know after watching this I really think that Willow should have taken the job she was offered by Melissa Rivers during "Celebrity Wife Swap." After all doing human hair would be a breeze compared to being tasked to tranquilize and staple that monstrosity onto Palin's head for THIS video. (I swear I saw it lick its lips at one point.)

168 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Good Freakin' God...that's embarrassing!

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  2. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Lets all get our can of Black Flag ready, the gnat is out again (swat).

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  3. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Good job on the lighting, Todd.

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    1. Anonymous6:45 PM

      When my mom wnats to Skype and I don't have time to comb my hair and change clothes, I darken the room and set teh camera on a blurry focus. Todds hiding her latest botox or surgery or drugs.

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    2. Anonymous8:53 PM

      I want to know what Sarah thought of FOX having a black woman interview her? After all - Palin has shown her self to a racist time and time again since Alaska days!

      She needs to be gone after as was Paula Deen, but the trouble is Sarah doesn't have the wealth or businesses working with her.

      There must be other ways to get her ass!

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    3. Anonymous1:52 AM

      She is trying to hide cold sores or herpes on those greasy lips.

      Nothing like cheap and stupid to hide a multitude of sins. Roger Ailes is the biggest joke now. Scarah is so far gone but if he can leave his closet there may be a chance for him.

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  4. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Sarah, just call her the lackadaisical Paula Deen
    blood libel racist of the Republican Party

    ya tweeted Lisa yet, eh, quitty?

    30 pieces of - say what?

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    1. Spouting racist remarks on national media since 2008 - the hate never stops - and still the media will call her stupid - but not racist. Why she doesn't get the Paula Deen treatment is beyond understanding.

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    2. TS7:16 PM

      Baldy isn't getting the Paula Deen treatment because she's going to be slowly tortured by the Big Boys...whereas Paula was lucky....her shit was taken away in one big swoop!

      I'm enjoying watching Baldy slowly being roasted over an open fire....I'm not quite ready to see her set on fire just yet....can you imagine how horrendous her screams would be? And the SMELL!

      Woo....sulfur...mixed with pee and boo boo cannot smell good burning y'all....youknowwhatI'msayin!

      LOL!!

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    3. @GinaM - didn't recognize you - your new image is almost an improvement on the last.

      Maybe slow torture - but the racist should be called out for what she is - wonder how the interviewer feels - then again - someone working for Fox obviously has no feelings.

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    4. Anonymous9:51 PM

      Plus the toxic fumes from the silicone fake titties and from the plastic in the Depends that help keep her shit together, literally... Put an apple in her mouth. That won't shut her up but it should muffle the noise.

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    5. Anonymous1:57 AM

      Why she doesn't get the Paula Deen treatment is beyond understanding.

      YEP. She labels the network and shows that feature her also too as 'Paula Deen' old world inhumanity.

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    6. Anonymous5:28 AM

      Why no Paula Deen treatment? Simple, $carah has nothing to sell that anybody wants. Paula had a brand and products that some people liked to buy/use.

      $carah a) wanted too keep her political opportunity, tiny as it was, alive. And b) she's too stupid to run a business and keep her mouth shut. Nobody BUYS from nasty. The 'bots may hire her as a gladiatorial mouthpiece, but they aren't buying anything. c) and her "brand" is too remote. what is she gonna sell? mooseburger stew to teh lower 48? Hammered by Palin Halibut? Running a business is work. Something $carah is quite unfamiliar with.

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  5. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Lord...the glare from the lipstick is so distracting. She is truly a train wreck. Thanks Fox for bringing her back!

    Sheesh

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    1. Anonymous9:54 PM

      Go ahead, Roger. Put a bag on her head and turn up the lights. You know you want to. She might give the Unknown Comic from the Gong Show a run for the money.

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    2. Anonymous2:31 AM

      Maybe Tahd made her parachute from his plane? She could not look worse if that were the case. Is her herpes sore acting up again, and had to be disguised?

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  6. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Sarah can't trust the Government, is that why she QUIT on Alaskans? Sarah was part of that Government and she had Ethics problems. So what makes her an expert on what others are doing? Sarah Palin can you trust your Pimp Husband? Can you trust your Promiscuous Daughters to refrain from unprotected sex? You are a Phony Bitch.

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    1. Anonymous4:00 AM

      I just read the Vanity Fair edited version of her quitting Alaaaska speech. Someone at IM yesterday mentioned it. Anyway, OMG good, funny stuff!

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  7. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Must really burn her that the Fox host has real boobs. And she was obviously doped up for this one. She talked so slowly it was painful. Of course, listening to Sarah is always like walking barefoot over hot coals. I wonder if she was really in the home studio, or they just made it look like it. Was the fire going in the heat wave too?

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    1. She wasn't high....she was SLEEPY! Toad had to wake her up...Wallow had to shake out the critters in the wig...Beefy slapped on the makeup...shiny lip gloss was obviously applied by Piper...and Trig picked out the necklace and the pink robe was Baldy's contribution!

      Her ANGER was clearly visible..that's probably why she was breathing so heavy...she was trying not to SCREAM at how she's being treated by Roger the Hut!

      Look at her....she didn't show her pearly yellows and when she did attempt to smile...it looked like her eyes shot out lasers from the TV!

      She looked like a VERY angry TrannyMan who wished she was back under she(m)'s covers sleeping off the RedBull and tequila shots from last night...instead she had to...DO HER FUCKING JOB!!!

      I can't imagine how Baldy will top this appearance....well maybe I can....picture this...

      *Fake News host Brunette Chick is talking about the same shit...Bengazi and she says...

      BRUNETTE CHICK: "As the Bengazi scandal continues to bring the President's job approval down, we go to Wasilla, Alaska to ask former Governor, Baldy Palin about the latest bombshell...Governor?"

      Then we see Baldy standing outside in the front yard of the Hillbilly compound surrounded by broke down cars...smoldering tires and junk yard dogs yapping behind a fence...her wig is sticking straight up...like a troll doll....the color is pink with black highlights....she's wearing a giant puffy coat(ala George Constanza)...her glasses are shaped like the state of Alaska...her nose is running from the Meth she just sniffed prior to the camera light going on....and her eyes are just ALL pupil...no white...no nuthing....just pupils!

      Just as she's about to speak....the screen goes dark...there's a BLEEP BLEEP sound and a Viagra™ commercial comes on!

      Okay Baldy....make that shit.....HAPPEN!!!

      LMAO!!!

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    2. Anonymous5:37 PM

      The heat wave is done. It's only 70 degrees here in Wasilla today. We sent our heat wave South, where it belongs :-)

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    3. Anonymous6:01 PM

      5:37
      STFU
      You sent it straight to us. 113 today and 117 tomorrow. May you burn in hell.

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    4. Anonymous2:03 AM

      Who do they think they are fooling by keeping her in the dark? Track must be back to dealing Oxy and she is his best customer.

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  8. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Sarah: we've seen you in pink now a couple of times recently -- enough to be able to say that pink just isn't your color.
    Also, a lacy camisole top peeking out of your jacket just isn't professional, or age appropriate.
    Saturday viewers in the middle of the day don't want to see hints of sex mixed in with your opinions. Oh, wait. Your interlocutor is dressed for a noontime cocktail party. I guess you both know what Fox viewers are really interested in.

    As for those opinions of yours: please, please go start your Liberty Party asap. Will it be a "private" party, or will anyone be able to join? Will we have to show our baptismal certificates to qualify? Or just our Visa account numbers?
    When you have a moment, take some time to read up on the Know-Nothing Party, the Whigs, and the Bull Moose Party. Those are just a few examples of American political history you'll want to know about before starting off as the Queen of the Liberty Party.
    Also, please be sure to remember what you said today about how the privacy of all Americans should be respected. I'm assuming that means that the Liberty Party platform will be support the privacy of the bedroom and doctor's office -- abortion and gay marriage will be roundly endorsed.

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Darn. She wanted to call it the Bull Moose Party. Or the Know-Almost-Nothings and Don't Care. Freedom Party? Please, grant us freedom from Sarah's idiocy.

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    2. Anonymous6:54 PM

      Remember what Sarah said when she was on her way to a Wasilla City Council meeting. She was going to wear her best push up bra to be sure to get her way. That is pretty much all that Palin has left to sell-- her fading "sex appeal." She sticks her tongue out, lets her nightgown show and she licks her lips because without it, there's no "there" there.

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    3. Anonymous5:34 AM

      If $carah's involved won't it be the Bull Mooseshit Party?

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    4. Anonymous7:02 AM

      It'll be the "Wig Party".

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  9. Anonymous5:15 PM

    I think she mixed up Obamacare with the immigration bill at the beginning and the host had to cover. No?

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    1. Anonymous9:56 PM

      Sarah thinks they are the two main components of the Ben Dover Ghandi coverup.

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  10. Anonymous5:15 PM

    What in the fuck was that.? Thanks Roger, the Dems thank you.

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    1. Anonymous7:01 PM

      Indeed. Sarah thought it was a step UP for her from Twitter and Facebook for her? Ailes says, "Not so fast, my obscure person that we enjoy fucking with to look stupid on weekends when no one is viewing anyway. Is Sarah going to take this lying down? Probably not, but she'll take it if she wants to be on Fox, because she ain't what she thought she was before. And Ailes doesn't give a shit what she wants. He's running a business, and she's a very, very, very small piece of it. Like the piece of chewing gum that's on the bottom of Megyn Kelly's shoe.

      Ailes: "Here, Megyn, let me scrape that Sarah, er gum off your shoe there for you"

      Megyn: "Haha, you're so funny, Roger. If that was Sarah on the bottom of my shoe, it would smell like shit! Haha"

      Ailes: "You're right about that, Megyn. That crazy lady does have a stench about her. I'm tired of staff here in. By complaining about having to be in a room with her. I'm sending her cadaver back to Wasilla and she can Skype it send us a YouTube of her stupid word salad from an iPhone this go-around. I won't kiss her ass this time. She's not a star like you, Megyn"

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  11. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Wow Sarah was again right about everything
    Get ready for 2016

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    1. Anonymous5:35 PM

      SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT TAPING IN THE DARK SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE THAT UGLY FACE IN FULL LIGHT.
      NICE WIG SKANK. WHAT ARE YOU TODAY? 1950S HOUSEWIFE FANTASY? TRYING TO GET SOME MONEY FROM THOSE OLD GEEZERS WHO ARE WISHIN FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS?

      YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL SKANK. AILES USES YOU, WE ALL USE YOU, TODD USES YOU, BRISTOL USES YOU. YOU ARE SO USED UP THAT WE ARE ALL JUST WAITING FOR A HEARTY WIND TO BLOW YOU AWAY.

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    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      We are ready and loaded for 2016, and 2020, and 2024 and 2028! With folks like Mrs. Palin dividing the GOP we Dems and Independents really can just sit back for the next 12 years and enjoy a Democrat in the White House. Thanks Mrs. Todd Palin for doing the legwork for us! Love that gal!

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    3. Anonymous5:20 PM

      Uh huh...you tell em troll! Baldy got 2016 all sewed up...she just needs you to hire Pastor Muthee to hook that up for her again...what's that you say....oh Pastor Muthee won't take her calls anymore....oh...well then...

      Sorry Troll...looks like you got a problem!

      LOL!!!

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    4. Anonymous5:45 PM

      What cloud do you live on?

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    5. Anonymous5:56 PM

      OMG, Sarah is soooooo right. A GOP civil war would be the best. thing. ever......for Hillary.

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    6. Anonymous5:58 PM

      Run baby, run!

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    7. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Shit For Brains, thank you. You are definitely our comic relief. LOL (wiping eyes) Oh....you were serious?

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    8. Anonymous6:52 PM

      @5:20 You are right! Bring it on! We can't wait for Sarah to organize her own personal Palin Political Party, complete with noise makers, party hats, streamers and confetti. Yes, and her third party, too, also. That would be a gift to any Democratic candidate. Remember that Ross Perot made it possible for Bill Clinton to win. And, sadly, we remember Ralph Nader who helped elect GWB the first time around. A third party cannot win. And if Sarah is on the ticket, for sure they will lose.

      Palin couldn't run as part of the Republican Party in 2012. They didn't want her at their convention. Her Tea Party friends don't seem that well organized, and the idea of Palin spearheading a new political party is laughable. She can't prepare for a five minute appearance on Fox. She can hardly deliver a speech without fumbling her notes and repeating herself. She has no staff and no organization.

      And, speaking of organization, the reason that President Obama did win two times is because he had a great ground operation in the key states that mattered. You see, being a community organizer is key to winning a presidential election. Sarah's fans can keep stuffing the comment boxes, but that doesn't translate into feet on the ground and votes at the polls. It's as fake as her over-inflated approval ratings in Alaska. 80% my ass and her latest wig.

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    9. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Yep, right about everything. That's why she's lost 2 of her last 3 elections she been in herself, and was run out halfway into her term when she did manage a win. Because she's always right about everything. Like endorsing Newt. Then Romney in a landslide... No the only thing Sarah has been right about is that there are a few people who will pay her money to tell them what they want to hear, regardless of whether or not it makes a bit of fucking sense to someone with a brain. Screech on, Sarah. The Dems are loving it, and your former party can easily see now why the Dems saw through this woman from the git-go. She acts like she's on the Benny Hill Show, so I will laugh. Because seeing Sarah try to be relevant is hilarious. And Ailes is laughing too, high-giving BillO and the others, hitting the playback button again and again. "Hey Bill, watch who's one again. "
      "I can't, Roger, my side is hurting from laughing so much. She's so stupid, every time."

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    10. Anonymous8:44 PM

      Who is that interviewer? Never have seen her before. FOX isn't using Hannity or O'Reilly or the gal that looks like a guy with her? Interesting?

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    11. Anita Winecooler8:57 PM

      Palin isn't running, she looks like the fortune teller mannequin on the boardwalk, drop a few quarters, the lights go brighter, she slurrs a few words, the lights go out.

      Gahh, the studio with the fire breathing gates of hell and dry weed arrangements is back!

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    12. Hahahaha - Sarah knows right as in political leanings - but as for being "right" about anything - pure delusion. Never in the history of mankind has anyone been more wrong than Sarah Palin.

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    13. Anonymous2:43 AM

      Well, William Kristol comes a close second! He was one of the original gop members who were smitten with the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.

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    14. Still as stupid as ever, I see. No wonder you drool over that hateful anti-American imbecile.

      I can't imagine any real woman with half a brain ever having anything to do with someone so stupid and so uncaring about this country that they would think highly of a traitorous piece of trash like Palin.

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    15. Anonymous5:39 AM

      Guys of a certain age are like that - and back then she was a tad pretty.What has William Kristol said about her lately?

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  12. Beldar J Cohenhead5:22 PM

    Gryphen, just cut it out all ready!

    Do you have to criticize The $creechy Wretch(tm) even when she's so desperately trying to heal our nation's long-standing racial divide?

    What you so ignorantly call 'poorly lit' is OBVIOUSLY her gracious attempt to make the African-American hostess of the segment more comfortable by not 'flauntuating her caucasity' - as she likes to put it - with bright studio lighting the way less race-sensitive pundints like Charlie Rose and David Brinkley so often do.

    Get with the program, will ya! Preferably, "The $creechy Wretch(tm) Comedy & Variety Hour" PROGRAM, if the stingy Jooz running The Lame $tream Media offer the right kinda deal for her to $tar in the program, that is!

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    1. " 'flauntuating her caucasity'"

      Oh Beldar, that is fantastic. I do so look forward to Palin accusing the president of flauntuating his community organizer experience.

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    2. Anonymous5:40 AM

      Perhaps next time she'll wear blackface in a similar attempt? or extra bronzer a la Rmoney when her interviewer is Hispanic?

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  13. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Ha ha ha ha.

    Pretty "professional", Sarah!

    She's on tv but still in a dark corner!

    Hilarious!

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    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Ailes: "Tell her lazy ass to go down to Home Depot and buy a light bulb. Why the hell is she calling me? How many Palins does it take to screw in a light bulb." Todd says, "A lot."

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    2. Anonymous7:39 PM

      The Palins don't know how to screw in a light bulb. You don't need a light bulb in a tent so they just know the screwing part.

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  14. Anonymous5:27 PM

    A classic case of Beauty and the Beast, Bitch, Ho, Quitter, Racist, Dimwit, Dumb ass, and Pimp's wife. I think the Fox producers did this on purpose, to give us a contrast between a beautiful woman, and a pig.

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  15. Anonymous5:28 PM

    She needs that wig because she has had her eyelids pulled up so high that her hairline isn't visible from the front any more. And what's worse is that she has to wear those uneven eyebrows until the next stretching. You look hideous, Sarah. And desperate. ick!



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    1. Olivia6:56 PM

      WTF is up with her EYEBROWS? Watch that video with no sound and it is mesmerizing watching her eyebrows try to escape.
      On the other hand, it is so nice to see the familiar weeds in the background once again. I wonder how many creepy crawly critters have taken up residence in there since the last time they fired up the camera in the Wasilla "studio" It really makes you wonder what the fuck Fox is trying to do to her.

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    2. Anonymous9:48 AM

      I thought they took the studio out when they fired her?

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  16. Anonymous5:31 PM

    ROFL the Peez think she looks like Jackie Kennedy!

    In your dreams, you incomprehensible little farts, in your fucking dreams.



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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Do they know Jackie was a Democrat? And a Catholic? And would never have been caught dead in the crap Sarah wears?

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    2. Anonymous7:15 PM

      Jackie is dead. So they are probably right on that one.

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    3. Anonymous8:02 PM

      ROFLMAO

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  17. Anonymous5:32 PM

    how can anyone get it through skank's skull and the cult followers at c4p that obama won TWO elections?
    handily won both of them!!!! they all still talk about obama like he is running against skank.

    this comment from sonoforiginalted is a perfect example. what would obama fear from skank? unless she is a terrorist or a paid assassin in which case obama still has nothing to fear because that woman is such an idiot!!! seriously!!! what the hell are they yabbering about?

    SonOfOriginalTed • 3 hours ago −
    Please remember one thing folks, Palin was, is and will be the number one threat to Obama, the Dems, Bush & Co. and the rest of the GOPe. (Look at the lengths they went to stop her in '08 -- the timed economic 'collapse')(TIMED ECONOMIC COLLAPSE? IS HE REALLY IMPLYING THE POWERS THAT BE CAUSED THE ECONOMY TO COLLAPSE TO STOP PALIN? OH GINAM.........DO SOMETHING!! THEY ARE MAKING MY HEAD HURT:( )

    That means, expect anything!!!

    Think and anticipate "outside of the box" -- they are at "all out war" to stop Palin

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    1. Anonymous6:19 PM

      Holy crap. Bush? They are still back 6 years ago..fight Bush and Obama Sarah. Neither can ever run for office again, so yeah, run against them both. Yeah, she's such a big threat. She can't even tie her own shoelaces, let alone form one cohesive thought in her addled brain. We're so scared, C4P.Send her your money...her bus needs wrapped.

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Hey! You can't take those nutjobs seriously...you gotta laugh! Someone on the other thread says that laughter is the best medicine and it is!

      When I read that crazy shit over at the Asylum (that's why I call it the Asylum...folks are straight up CRAY CRAY!) I can't help but laugh!

      For example....these comments from today had me giggling like the Pillsbury Doughboy in that Geico commercial trying to get through security at the airport!

      "JD777 • 4 hours ago
      My wish for Governor Palin. I would like to see her make a speech in a black church. Strong woman to strong women, Christian to Christian, family values to family values. I wonder what the response might be?

      nkthgreek • an hour ago −
      Wonder if President Obama would attend the swearing in of a President elect Palin?

      blueniner • 10 hours ago −
      I dont know how clearer Sarah could be, she was right on point with each question, for some of these ego maniacs that interview Sarah Palin, they should take note of Uma, and John Gibson for that matter. Very concise and to the point, good interview."

      *insert Pillsbury Doughboy's giggle*

      Hoo Hoo!

      See what I mean! LOL!!!

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    3. Anonymous7:07 PM

      have yourself an extra pepsi and piece of red licorice tonite gina:)

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    4. Anonymous7:15 PM

      OMG! The resonse from strong working black women to Sarah?
      They wouldn't even show up, thanks. And POTUS Palin? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. I know she has to keep their hopes (and their jimmies) up to keep the money flowing, but are they really that dumb? Really?

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    5. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Heh! I have since switched to several Corona's and a big bowl of pretzels to end the night...thankyouverymuch...

      *BURP*

      Oppss...excuse me! LOL!!!

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    6. Anonymous2:47 AM

      "Son of Original Ted"?? Would that be Ted Bundy's son?

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  18. Anonymous5:44 PM

    john norton wpmwindsong • 2 hours ago −
    Sarah has always ben in the catbirds chair thts reserved for her like the directors chair and She is the miestro in this cocherto...

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    The above comment is from C4P...this is the mentality of Sarah's fan club. Gah, you can't make this stuff up! Many of them are ALMOST as stupid as she is, almost.

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    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Oh my goodness. Did the guy never get over 1st grade 'inventive spelling?' Of course, you listen to Sarah long enugh, and I imagine your brain does shrivel up to 6 year old size.

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    2. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:19 PM

      5:44pm--

      Does that message require a special SarahPAC secret decoder ring? Gak!

      BTW, brilliant job on the "like" arrows there, whomever is doing it--some of the screen names are definitely spew-worthy!!

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    3. Anonymous6:19 PM

      Eight errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling in a 24-word sentence.

      Yes, folks, I think we have a winner!

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    4. Anonymous6:43 PM

      That's the attraction. They think that they are as smart as she is. Or, they finally found a politician who doesn't talk down to them. Yes, they are the low information segment of the voting public, Sarah's perfect fans.

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    5. Anonymous7:13 PM

      I think that poster was auditioning to be Sarah's next speechwriter. He found out that all the PAC money goes to payroll, and he wants a 'peece of that py.'

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    6. Anonymous8:09 PM

      my daily pleasure at the ppond..messing with idiots..and yes they are just as stoopid as $arah..

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    7. Anonymous10:38 PM

      Don't know if others watched Bill Maher last night? He knocked Sarah AGAIN as well as Bristol! She tried to goat him - he didn't respond directly to her and is just going to knock the shit out of her on his shows every Friday night! Just one slam at a time, which is a kick in the butt!

      Watch him! He is on cable and has a great, great show regarding politics. He is sharp, well read and a great comedian. Fast on his feet w/responses. And, he always has interesting guests on the show - pros and cons as to their various stand and beliefs.

      I try never to miss him!

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    8. Anonymous2:51 AM

      Sounds like most of them are family members. That would explain the "postage" on her tax returns.

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    9. Anonymous9:57 AM

      @10:38-

      Goad, not goat. :)

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  19. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Is Palin's new FOX studio a cave ?
    Did they forget to close the flue in the fireplace ?
    Palin smears the 68 Republican and Democrat Senators who voted for the bill as being unprincipled , lawless and betrayers.
    Yesterday, she said Rubio took a bribe-his 30 pieces of silver.
    Palin is now the Miss Cleo of Wasilla .
    She looks into her crystal ball and states unequivocally
    that not a single Senator read the bill.
    Notice her voice goes into the high pitched , Paul Revere ringing those bells territory at times.
    Must be a tell that she knows she's lying.
    The 68 bipartisan members of the Senate that she calls crooks and criminals
    continue to ignore her.
    Her bots will be devastated if she doesn't join forces with Mark Levin and form the Freedom Party
    like she has now promised.
    Although, they should drop the free and it would be a more accurate name.

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    1. Anonymous5:53 PM

      God, I would love it if she started the Freedom party. All the flying monkeys would join and be marginalized.

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    2. Anonymous6:16 PM

      And all that money would not be available to the RNC to run lying ads about Democrats either. Do it Sarah! I dare you to open your PAC books to the FEC, to file the necessary documents to get on state ballots, and to debate someone. In person. Without perarranged questions. Do it. Pretty please!

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    3. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Roger Ailes is paying her 3.99/minute to appear on a public access cable channel. Then he gets the video off of YouTube and plays it on Fox News during dead programming periods. She's worth the price for the lulz.

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    4. Anonymous5:45 AM

      Se if $crah's is a member we can officially begin calling it the Freedumb Party. Will do!

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  20. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Her comments about "rule of law" and how the country is being run are rich considering her governing style while she played governor.

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    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      And how her hubby completed ignored a legal subpoena while thy were pretending to run for VP and VPlite. Not to mention her various illegal activities while in office, both in Wasilla and Juneau. She is such an idiot. She will get hers.

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    2. Anonymous6:42 PM

      I'll keep doing whatever I want until the courts tell me that I can't. Then, I'll stamp my feet and holler, and I'll quit if I have to. So much for the rule of law where Sarah is concerned.

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    3. Anonymous8:17 PM

      "I'll do what I want until the courts stop me."

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  21. Plus she resurrected the old "community organiser" title again. As someone up-thread noted, that stupid "community organiser" won election and reelection to the highest office in the world, so he must know something.

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    1. When she sneered so gleefully and smugly at community organizers in her original RNC speech, that's when I knew her for what she was. I was flabbergasted.

      Aren't republicans always saying people have to take care of themselves, lift themselves up without asking government to do it for them?

      Than why would they sneer at someone who was helping his community to do exactly that?

      I had no opinion of Palin before the convention. I was even impressed with her (as it turns out, all bullshit) bio.

      By the end of her speech I did not know how stupid and ignorant she was, but I knew her for a vicious, hateful, liar.

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    2. Anonymous5:47 AM

      Yeah, organizing and planning is important. It is work- something $carah and the rest of the Paylins are unfamiliar with.

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    3. Anonymous7:47 AM

      I'm with you, Nefer.

      As an Alaskan Democrat, I really hadn't paid much attention to Sarah Palin until she became governor. And, after Lisa M's Dad had screwed over the state, it seemed that almost anyone was an improvement. But I heard the State legisltators bitching that the governor was never around and some of her actions seemed sort of strange. I was as surprised as the rest of Alaska when she unexpectedly popped out a kid in the Spring of 2008, but I wasn't into politics so I just shrugged, said "She did a good job in hiding her pregnancy," and went on my way.

      It wasn't until she was named McCain's VP choice that I--and the rest of Alaska--spewed coffee on the keyboard and said, "You've go to be kidding me! Are Republicans that hard-up for candidates that she is the best they could find?" I mean, there was a sort-of vague pride that my State was being recognized in national politics--even if it was Sarah Palin (and having no clue what humiliation she was to heap upon us Alaskans.)

      Until that night Nefer refers to. When Sarah launched into that speech with its palpable waves of hate and ignorance, her deliberate twisting of truths--that's when I realized what a nasty piece of work she was. and how dangerous her toxic brand of hate was to our country. It was my political epiphany and led me to find blogs like this and become more informed.

      And I--like many of you--will never let Sarah out of my sight again until she is put away for good.

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  22. Anonymous5:58 PM

    The demon seed, it burns.

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  23. Anonymous6:07 PM

    For those of you considering a fancy elite education in communications/political science/English/journalism or whatnot, remember:

    Don't do meth.

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    1. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Also, too, go to English class and actually learn to read and write and speak your native language. Stay at ONE college and earn enough credits to graduate. Skipping around states and such is not really the sign of a good education. Make sure that when you say you value education that your children actually attend school..it looks pretty bad when they drop in and out around the pregnancies, and then claim they were being 'home schooled' by an ignoramus.

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  24. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Those filters to soften Sarah's looks from that hard, masculine trannie persona? Okay, check that off the list of shit we tried that won't help. ---Roger Ailes

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  25. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Great write up on Palin's ugly racist rant calling the President "Lackadaisal."

    http://www.politicususa.com/20...

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  26. Anonymous6:13 PM

    She looks matronly and those melon boobies of hers is hanging low.

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    1. Anonymous1:46 AM

      Melons? You mean her shriveled up grapes?

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  27. Anonymous6:31 PM

    Interesting take over at Politicususa:

    http://www.politicususa.com/2013/06/29/racist-fox-news-rant-sarah-palin-calls-president-obama-lackadaisical.html

    The comments are priceless. She's not fooling anyone.

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  28. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:32 PM

    Reminds me of one of those witness protection TV interviews where the speaker is in silhouette--next time, disguise her voice, too, willya?

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      I agree! And put one of those hoods over her face too.

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    2. Anonymous5:29 AM

      A white hood would be appropriate

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  29. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Was she blinking constantly to distract attention away from her WONKY EYE?

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  30. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Maybe that's not a camisole -- it could be her pajamas under the pink thing.

    Sarah, you have no way of knowing what each individual Senator read or didn't read before the immigration bill was passed. So don't make false allegations, charges you can't prove, but that sound tough. And, when you wrinkle up your nose to make yourself look indignant, it appears that you just found last month's smelly lettuce wilting in the back of your refrigerator. Not the look you were going for, I imagine.

    The "rule of law" and the "will of the people" are exactly what is being carried out by what you call "government," but which the rest of us know as THE government -- not some foreign power, but the democratically elected representatives of all the people. The people who TWICE elected by a clear majority our President, Barack Obama.
    Continuing to ridicule his "resume," as you did five years ago and have continued to do since then, just makes you sound like a broken record, hitting the same spot over and over and over and over again. Come up with something new and current; stop giving your old, stale, worn out opinions.

    President Obama can take responsibility for a vastly improved economy, the winding down of two wars, the killing of major Al Queda enemies, as well as health care for all (the kind you get through your husband's connections), a new immigration dynamic that will change our society for the better, as well as the support of minority rights of all kinds.

    I'll compare that any day with your "resume" for the brief time you held elected office, before you abandoned it and your constituents so you could make a bundle of money from the celebrity you gained by being an elected official.
    Now, you're nothing at all.

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    1. Anonymous7:30 PM

      She's a Whore who will do anything or say anything for money.

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    2. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Great rant!! that will leave a mark on the bitch..cause you know she reads here..

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    3. Anonymous8:22 PM

      well said

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    4. Anonymous8:33 PM

      Sarah Palin has gone down in Alaska's history as the 'worst' governor of the few they've had since statehood. Plus, she was NOT an energy expert as McCain pushed her being on the campaign trail. That pipeline she said was under construction has still never been built!

      She's a liar and fraud and nothing more. An empty box that is rancid!

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    5. Anonymous5:49 AM

      Good points all - so what has $carah added to her resume since 2008?

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  31. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Why doesn't this racist bitch ever get called out like Paul Deen? She called the president Sambo, makes the lackadaisical comment, shuck and jive comment, etc. etc.ad nauseum infinitum. WTH? Why does this slack jawed KKK pin up girl get away with this all the time??

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    1. Anonymous7:20 PM

      Why?? Because corporate America doesn't use her as the fce of their companies. Only Faux news and she brings in exactly what they ask of her.. the loons that buy her horseshit.

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    2. Anonymous8:57 PM

      Why? Because the owners of this nation's MSM do not wish her to disappear from the scene. And they do not wish her actions to involve key GOP folks who have enabled her all along, starting with selecting her as VP candidate.

      So they continue to cover up the preg hoax, prevent writers/reporters from discussing in print the issues you bring up, among many others.

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    3. "Why doesn't this racist bitch ever get called out like Paul Deen?"

      If you asked the Screechy Wretch(tm) this question, she'd probably blame the incompetent lame stream media for not doing their job...

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  32. Anonymous7:24 PM

    Where is her real hair?

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    1. Anonymous1:44 AM

      Down the drain with her brains.

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  33. Anonymous8:20 PM

    Damn, less than 48 hours before the June 30 FEC deadline. Trying to do a striptease with her hate and racism to enhance contributions. Maybe she thought the dim lighting, focus on her enlarged breasts, peek-a-boo honeymoon lace and all that goo on her lips would get something going. Kinda like her bedroom porn look.

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  34. Anonymous8:30 PM

    I didn't watch the video, but did she really call President Obama "Sambo"?
    That assuredly is a racist comment. What do we do about it? Her ass needs to be kicked!!!

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    1. Anonymous1:44 AM

      She called him that long ago, too, when he beat Hillary in Iowa..the reported quote was 'oh, the bitch beat Sambo.' Should have disqualified her from VP consideration right there and then.

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    2. Anonymous4:39 AM

      um....no, it was "So, Sambo beat the bitch."
      Obama won Iowa.

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    3. Anonymous4:47 AM

      It has been alleged that after Obama beat Hillary in the primary she was overheard by a waitress saying...

      "So Sambo beat the bitch."

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    4. Anonymous5:35 AM

      Sarah Palin has been FANTASIZING about 'Sambo' ever since, and has not been given any attention.

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    5. Anonymous5:38 AM

      What would you expect from a Moron with an I.Q. of 83 ? Sarah Palin has never had any Leadership Qualities. She couldn't even raise her Dysfunctional Family of Vandals, Druggies, and Unwed Teen Mothers.

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    6. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Lucille, the waitress spoke the truth. That is Sarah. Sarah's comment is Alaskan. Just like Bristol popping babies under 17 is Wasillian.

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  35. Anonymous8:32 PM

    She 20 times worse than Paula Deen.

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  36. Anita Winecooler8:45 PM

    Here's a link about this interview and Sarah's racism... sorry if it's a repeat

    http://www.politicususa.com/2013/06/29/racist-fox-news-rant-sarah-palin-calls-president-obama-lackadaisical.html

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    1. Anonymous4:38 AM

      Really? Obama is leading from behind on Snowden? What should he have done, arrested him BEFORE he did anything? What a nut!

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    2. Anonymous6:10 AM

      Thanks for link. They do a good job of exposing how stupid she really is. The comments are great too.

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  37. Love how Roger is taking Sarah's studio out of her home one light-bulb at a time...pretty soon it will just be a black screen with mindless chatter. So pretty much business as usual.

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  38. Anonymous9:30 PM

    "Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is real, but not as brightly lit..a Dark Side."

    Now we know they were talking about a studio in Wasilla!

    PS..having watched with the sound off (that being the only sensible way), one notices that Snowden guy doing an awful lot of suspicious blinking as well as the usual blinkiness from that straw-haired dimly lit person with the enormously fake boobage and the eyebrows half-way up her plasticized forehead.

    Oh, and, Sarah? I'm wondering if you've considered further rhinoplasty--i think your nose might be getting a little thicker as you age.

    PS I hear Bristol may have bought a pretty expensive boat on her dermatological office assistant salary, is this true?

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    1. Anonymous9:50 AM

      best purchase all summer

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  39. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Yikes Gryphen, I was trying to post a comment anonymously and it went to my gmail acct. Please don't publish my real name if it shows up that way. I just tried to post an answer to someone above. Ykes and double yikes!

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  40. Anonymous9:44 PM

    What has happened to her nose? does it look more Wicked Witch of the West-ish because the rest of her face is either falling in or frozen with Botox? it became noticeable to me, especially, in those pics from that Christianist talk she gave recently.

    Anyone?

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    1. I think its because of the rest of her face & surrounding area being pulled up so far. Thus, the flared horse nostrils and changing schnozz.

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    2. Anonymous11:45 AM

      Bristol also too has a pronounced wrinkle along her nose that is most unattractive. they both look like braying jackasses.

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  41. Anonymous9:47 PM

    I LOVED how long they kept the photo of the White House up while Palin was yapping. Hey Palin.....FAUX is not that into you anymore. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous11:46 AM

      I noticed that too. Todd was trying to screw the light bulb! hahahahahaha

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  42. Anonymous9:49 PM

    Perhaps her most vile remark:

    "We already know that President Obama likes to “speak softly” to our enemies. If he doesn’t have a “big stick” to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one."

    after the Benghazi attack, Sept. 2012

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    1. Anonymous1:41 AM

      Someone at one time took a 'big stick' to young Sarah Heath. Her constant sexual innuendo is just weird, and seems to me to indicate sexual abuse. No adult talks like this, especially about our leaders. Her fans may get off on these little phrases, but I find it sick.

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    2. Anonymous5:30 AM

      Sarah has been lusting for President Obama's BIG STICK since 2008. But she will never get close to her Idol. Sarah you are stuck with Todd's 2-toned, 2 incher. BWAHAHAHAHAHA what a Foolish Clown.

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    3. Anonymous1:44 PM

      She is mad because she is stuck with the little stick, maybe a toothpick. You'd be mad if that was god plan for you.

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  43. Anonymous9:53 PM

    Did she just say Pelosied?
    Listen Ms Palin you are an incompetent moron, you aren't even qualified to buff Nancy Pelosi's shoes.

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    1. GMAFB 953.Thats a very offensive thing to say.

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  44. Anonymous10:04 PM

    Cannot help but wonder if the Palins (Sarah, Todd and Bristol) have good security around them at all times. Think they are going to need it. Can you imagine having to live like that and be hated so much?

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    1. Anonymous2:49 AM

      Sarah, Todd and Bristol are simple people and like the rest of us they do all the cooking, cleaning, child care, property and vehicle maintenance for themselves. Todd, Track, family do security.

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    2. Anonymous3:04 AM

      I would rather have a clear conscience than live like the Palins do. All the hidden babies, hidden birth certificates, lies to have to remember. What a way to live. $carah has no future as a politician yet she refuses to face the truth. Bristles has not one ounce of talent, yet she keeps getting reality shows that flop. I guess as long as there is money to be made easily, it sure beats working for a living. What will they do when all this dries up, I wonder.

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    3. Anonymous5:57 AM

      There is a consolation for them. There will always be a certain percentage of stupid/mentally-challenged/brain-damaged, willfully ignorant/midlife crisis (males)and racist folks in the world. If she's content with a teeny tiny niche, it's there for her.

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    4. those clowns don't need any bodyguards. All they have to do is show a side profile of bustol. Those thin, tight nasty lips, that fighter nose that go fixed one time too many and that fake black dye job. Shit if she opens her lying fake christian mouth it's like an alarm.

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  45. My word...just look at those tire tracks on that wig !! Road kill ! Let's fake bouffant hair, 7 pounds of bacon grease for make-up, a new kazoo throat implant to make her voice sound like 100 year old hooker, and clothing that came right off the rack at Target...

    A worthless, fake bag of old pennies that will drop to the bottom of the sea.

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    1. Anonymous5:58 AM

      Hey, I shop at Target and have seen NOTHING like that. Walmart? Family Dollar?

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    2. The majority of Target merchandise is well designed, and a large proportion of it is very, very well designed.

      It does my soul good to know we can have great design when we choose.

      (A designer)

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  46. Anonymous12:47 AM

    Sarah Palin Fox Haiku:

    Poorly lit
    Badly wigg-ed

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    Thanks Gryph!

    dowl

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    1. Anonymous1:01 PM

      but but but
      she QUIT again, eh?!

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  47. Anonymous1:48 AM

    Fox News looks like a fly by night shady operation that cain't get it right. How can one person do so much to destroy a big cable channel? Hilarious that they are as foolish as C4P maroons. KEEP TALKING PALIN. Looking forward to hearing about your spoiled brat's next display of child abuse because it says what a rotten and pathetic excuse of a parent you are. Free Trig.

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  48. PalinsHoax5:14 AM

    Anonymous6:13 PM
    She looks matronly and those melon boobies of hers is hanging low.
    - - -
    Matronly!! That's it!! Perfectly describes the appearance of the Ol' Hag of the North. Her look in this interview reminds me of my Aunties, in the 1950's.

    Back then, my matronly Aunties would use hankies (not Kleenex) to pat their brows or wipe their noses. Then my matronly Aunties would discretely tuck their hankie into their generously, naturally-filled bra. A tiny glimpse of lace from their full slip would show as they did this.

    The two big differences between my Aunties and the Ol' Hag of the North:

    ~ firstly, my Aunties had deep cleavages due to natural endowment, whereas The Ol' Hag has NO cleavage and a bra that looks like it is filled with Tawdry's used washcloths, as it shape-shifts from day to day.

    ~ secondly, my plump elderly Aunties with their tightly permed hair, were beautiful because of their quiet dignity, kind words and gentle laughter. Whereas the Ol' Hag is just ugly to the bone.

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  49. Anonymous5:15 AM

    LOL, I still laugh at her ongoing attempts to create "catchphrases", which are basically incoherent phrases that never catch on.

    Living life vibrantly - the Palin way!

    LOL - tool.

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  50. Anonymous5:29 AM

    Looks like she's had a few more nips and tucks to her face.....

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      What is she hiding with the lip goop shine?

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    2. Anonymous12:22 PM

      10:29 Herpes.

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    3. Anonymous12:28 PM

      The Herp scab.

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  51. Anonymous5:43 AM

    This person is stirring up the minions with this latest rant. She was banned from cforp and drops scary comments over at palin4america. This is one of many "dire warnings to conservative Americans:


    IsraeliCojones LS as guest • 15 hours ago
    When the Dems will get a 320 majority in the House and the only Pubs remaining will all be Conservatives, believe me, they won't have any lesson left to learn: they will be out for good.

    Then build on the ruins and you will win.

    As long as you vote for them, they'll keep betraying you, and you'll never stop being screwed by them. This is what they did to you since forever.

    You have to understand something: they hate your living guts, they are your enemies, they also hate - and despise to heavens - that snowbilly Palin who couldn't even get to Haaaavahd. The rube.

    Yes, they hate you, and they laugh at you when you keep voting for them, knowing in advance what they will do to you when in charge.

    They are the Ruling Class and you, you're nothing, except a useful idiot.

    You can't fight two enemies at once.

    You have to defeat the most dangerous one first - the one who pretends to be your friend - and then regroup and fight the one remaining.

    Defeat them all. It's the only way. The sooner you get it, the faster you'll get your country back.

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    1. Anonymous12:27 PM

      Interesting that republican resident of Israel is trying to push for a single political party in power in the US. Obviously that is the wish of the rest of the Israel-first-neocons who have used war to centralize power. Cojones has no effin sense and no balls either. He's a meddler, and a con. But he was sure active at that PeePond 16 hours a day during election season, and has been almost invisible ever since. He doesn't have the intelligence to realize that Sarah Palin doesn't give a shit about Israel any more than she cares about the Peebots. Sarah cares about Sarah and how she can make a buck. Period.

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  52. i don't ever listen to the video..i just read what you have to say.once again you have made me laugh..hard!..

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  53. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Gods, this woman continues to embarrass Alaskans. And Women. And human beings.

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  54. Anonymous11:12 AM

    She needs to learn how to pronounce the words she wants to use. "Lacksadaisical?" Can't hide the stupid behind four-syllable words you can't even say correctly.

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  55. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Good grief! Didn't she learn last time that that grinch green backdrop was a disaster? She is back in the crypt, only this time much darker. WTF?

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