I think this is a great time for a caption contest.
Here let me start.
"Remember as soon as you hear the click you get your ugly ass as far from me a possible!"
"Hey I think I accidentally found where you keep your actual boob!"
"This close I can literally hear the wind whistling through your head."
"Don't jostle them, the sloshing makes me have to pee."
"What IS that smell?"
Now you see why real Alaskans are unafraid of the Toad. With those pipe cleaners dangling from his shoulders he would be hard pressed to kick anybody's ass up here. Hell I have seen a number of women out in the Valley who could easily snap him in half like a Popsicle stick.
That should be the picture in the dictionary under "co-dependent".
ReplyDeleteOMG...What is wrong with her arm. The muscle has separated from the bone. That is just frightening looking.EEEEWWW
ReplyDeleteThat's not muscle, its the tendon that runs the length of the upper arm. Its indicative of someone lacking even minimum muscle mass.
DeleteDollars to donuts -- she probably posed this way because everyone is always talking about Michelle Obama's arms being nice.
DeleteI do notice she's taken the FREEDOMFREEDOMFREEDOM bracelet off. I also remember commenting here just before it came off-- telling the teaparty prostitute to prove she wasn't hiding anything under that gaudy piece of shit (scars, tracks, etc).
DeleteI call bullshit Sarah. Poor photo quality, poor timing too ;) Now if the trolls try to eat me alive, I'll know for sure.
anon@438pm, I wondered if those same comments didn't inspire her to go get lipo done on her own flabby wings. (Her arms aren't just rain thin, they're freakish -- just like Bristol's jawline was freakish when she went overboard with the lipo & implants.)
DeleteThat must be her real hair hidden by the cap. It looks Very sparse. I wonder if she knows how bad she looks in that pic?
ReplyDeleteYes, in pics I've seen, when she doesn't have a wig on, she ties the sparse real hair strands on the top her head.
Deletelook at the poor panting dog under her lounger. she's as unfit of a pet owner is she is a parent.
DeleteCaption: "The Wasilla Pimp and his Ho poolside in the desert"
DeleteY'all need to ZOOM in on this picture! It's obvious that the Toad is holding Baldy's jugs in place! And as far as Baldy's chicken cutlet arm that's she's flexing...that shit looks like it needs to be seasoned...floured and fried up in a PAN! LOL!!
I swear...these latest pics of Baldy are just getting funnier and funnier! There is so much wrong with this one that you have to start from the top of her scraps of hair...held into place by a velcro visor...to the Dumbo ears sticking out...to the oversize sunglasses being used to cover up her enormously flared nostrils...to that...that...NECK!
She's straining so hard to flex that pitiful arm of hers...that the veins in her neck are bulging something awful! And that grin...that's a grin of an alkie who can't wait to pull out that flask and take a DEEPPPP pull and then say....AWWWWW after the sip! LOL!!!
And why she thinks anyone wants to look at that saggy ASS is beyond my comprehision! Y'all know that shit fell to the ground when she stood up! At least we didn't get the action shot...you know the one where she's climbing out the chair and she show's what's left of her lady business! YUCK....SHUDDDER...
BURP!
*GinaM trying not to vomit from the thought*
Look at her face...she's clenching EVERYTHING in this picture! This picture is wrong on so many levels! Her desperation is so visible and SAD!
As for the Toad...he's obviously proud of his top money making Ho...and he's not ashamed of showing off his male breastess and his girly arms to drum up couch change from the suckers...err...I mean Baldy's "fans" either!
This picture says....Beefy HATES her parents...no doubt about it!
Give her back her kid Baldy...otherwise Beefy will release the picture you REALLY don't want folks to see! Amirite RAM or amirite! LOL!!!
HOLY SHIT! there IS a dog under there!!
DeleteThe Palin's busy raising their kids and "beautiful" grandkids. They could have had her parents there, recouperating from their surgery. Guess the family likes them better when they are a long distance away? Heather must be earning her paycheck, raising Piper and Trig plus the rest of the grandkids that they had to hide away during filmimng of River's show.
ReplyDelete<<<--------I'm with Stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they both have their shirts on at the pool? Sarah has no muscle tone whatsoever. As a matter fact, neither does Toad.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous12:30 PM
DeleteWhy do they both have their shirts on at the pool? Sarah has no muscle tone whatsoever. As a matter fact, neither does Toad.
******
Meth!
No evidence of "hot yoga" or marathon running, or anything other than trying to strut around NYC on stilts.
DeleteTodd's wondering as he gropes Sarah: "Are these real or are these the infamous Belmonts?"
ReplyDeleteTodd Palin Is Always There to Support Sarah Palin
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/06/sarah-palin-todd-palin-boob-grope-photo.html
(The comments are worth a read.)
grope
/grōp/
Verb
Feel about or search blindly or uncertainly with the hands.
Noun
An act of fondling someone for sexual pleasure.
Oh, frabjous day! Thank you for the link!
DeleteFrom the comments:
"What's more disturbing - that Bristol Palin is the source of this picture, or that backwoods Todd Palin manscapes?"
Ewwwww.
The immature idiot is "coping a feel" like they are in Middle School. Both of them are retarded and silly. Ridiculous!
DeleteI bet she misses Shawn.
I don't get it. What is the purpose of posting this picture? Pictures like this are for the family album and don't usually get posted for the public. What is she trying to prove with this picture?
ReplyDeleteThat she is mentally ill?
Delete"I just can't get that lift and separate for my man boobs"
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of the other boob.... aren't the girls allowed to come out and play?
Why look! It's Butt and Ugly! Or is that Pimp and Easy?
ReplyDeleteOk let's see your muscles, Gryphen. You can take just an arm and shoulder shot.
Gross
ReplyDeleteMeth gives you wings!
ReplyDeletePERFECT. Bristol had to be high, too, to put this on the forever internet.
DeleteChicken wings.
DeleteYeah. That arm musculature is weird. No shoulder development, and though she's way too thin - except for the humongous upper thighs - the muscles are soft and flabby, even when she flexes - no volume. But they have definition - lipo?
DeleteWent to the girls with muscles site to see what real fit women look like - remember Corey Everson? Did you know she's 6 years older than $carah?
This is her sister Cameo Knauer:
http://www.lazygirls.info/Cameo_Kneuer/165748054_JjLrhQ6
Similar pose to $carah's.
Her feet are as ugly as her claw-like hands. She is skinny and still has cellulite thighs. What happened to the inflatable boobs and the Gigantic wig? Those 6 inch heeled clod hoppers that she wears have given her ugly bunions.
ReplyDeleteSarah's bicep looks like a giant slug.
ReplyDeleteShe always said Todd was her breast friend.
ReplyDeleteShit, she is walking skeleton with big hair.
ReplyDeleteGross - Sarah is a sweaty old hag! Nice meth head chicken arms. My three year old nephew could kick both their asses. Eww I bet she smells like critter too!!!
ReplyDeleteTodd: "Anyone up for a game of cornhole toss?"
ReplyDelete(The one in the background not the one in the lounge chair.)
Gryphen
ReplyDeleteNew Fox news video- Flat Lego Head and a whole can of spray tan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24aRgbgZ1l4
MISSING:
ReplyDeleteHalf an arm.
If found please notify authorities.
(Not the ones I listen to, the real ones who know what they're doing.)
That's disgusting.
-Oz
Fucking idiot, count the # of times she says Snowden and spying:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24aRgbgZ1l4
"Thanks for the do-re-MEEEE! This poolside loungin' pic is brought to you by my sucker donors! Keep feedin' those young'uns of yours rice and beans so that I can continue to live like a queen!"
ReplyDeleteI am confused. Bristol says Todd is in Arizona, she can't log in and wish him a Father's day on Father's Day. I am also seeing Trig going to what she calls a preschool. There is some guy in a basement hall with Army outfit. What is that about? Where is Trig going to preschool? The last report on his condition he could only say 3-4 words and was not potty trained. They need to update his entire health status or they are saying he is going to preschool without a vocabulary over 4 words and he still has diapers. Can he swallow yet? Has he made any advancements?
ReplyDeleteIs that actually a preschool or where he can finally get the therapy he needs?
Is he a full time citizen of Arizona now? He couldn't be with his parents in Alaska if they are in Arizona.
Someone suggested that a Christian preschool does not require a birth certificate and health information. Trig may enjoy playing in a preschool, but he belongs in a therapy program, given the limited nature of his development.
DeleteTrig is eligible for special ed care from his school district, until he turns 22.
DeleteBut that would mean enrolling him in the public system, which would require the paperwork you pinpointed.
It'll be interesting to see if the Palins will take advantage of the Federal law that would provide this care, or if they're too scared to let anyone see his birth certificate and health record. He's now five -- he should be in a local pre-school, or will qualify for kindergarten this fall, if Wasilla doesn't provide public preschool.
So it's just months before the world will see whether or not the Palins will provide public services for their son's next 17 years, or will keep him hidden. If they keep him away from the public school system, that's a huge giveaway.
Awww, there's a puppy under the chair.
ReplyDeleteI pretty much ignore the "look at me!" pics of Sarah and her clan, but the puppy caught my eye.
I don't see the puppy, but if there is a puppy there it will soon "run away". That is Sarah's SOP when it comes to pets. They are there for 2 months abnd then they "disappear"
DeleteIs this supposed to be an example of them living vibrantly?
ReplyDeleteThat's the Arizona house. Bet that place is like a big empty tomb. When she yells for Todd it must just echo forever.
"Stop wiping your hand on my shirt. That's what your wash cloths are for."
ReplyDeleteWhile i will say that her legs look nice-- i have a feeling that's more due to strategic photo posing (come on sarah, we all saw those twiggy things ready to snap under the weight of your wig). And as a female weight lifter, i find her bicep disgusting. That's not fitness muscle, that's what your arm looks like when your body/drugs have eaten all the fat off of it and is starting to eat the muscle too.
ReplyDeleteLastly... Todd's hand gently presenting Sarah's boob actually makes me ill. It's like Vanna White's gonna turn her boob inside out to show us we guessed the right letter (it's an F, btw! FAIL!)
That insane woman has become a stick figure and she obviously thinks its attractive. Also too, look Gryph and friends, no track marks. If she's 75 pounds I'd be surprised. Her upper right arm should be sent to the Mayo clinic. Both dressed in black, poolside. What a bizarre couple.
ReplyDeleteThe odor being emitted from photo is stronger than Sarah or Toad.
ReplyDeleteI got to say, I don't do facebook, and it's because I don't like the attention, and am not looking for fans and followers and I don't like posting pictures of myself and my family - we like our privacy. My husband and sons do post and the boys (20's adults) might post pictures of friends, but never raw pictures with girls exposing their long legs on a patio lawn chair, exposing the minute details of the crotch area.
ReplyDeleteFor a near 50's couple, who once almost became a heartbeat away of becoming POTUS, and Governor of a State, and ones who promote values and families and all that lily-white stuff, sure don't share mature presidential tact with that immodest photo. Sure, they can click all they like for the photo album, but why post for everyone to see?
Why does a 50's couple post pictures of themselves all the time on facebook? It's because they are immature, and have the constant need to show people how much "Fun" they're having. Yes, they need everyone to know they're enjoying life and they want to stick it to their enemies. However, 'fun' to them is non-existent. These photos are all fakery. They're there to keep the scam going. When Todd and Sarah are in their moments alone without cameras, I would bet that Sarah is the most unhappy woman in the world. Maybe she can't stand herself.
I have to say something here - Sarah Palin did NOT stand a chance of being POTUS. She ran for VP and the McCain ticket lost by a large margin! She would never have won POTUS had she chosen to run in the next cycle.
DeleteShe would NEVER have been able to handle the scrutiny of a campaign. Her anger and nastiness would never have gotten her to the position. She doesn't speak well and assuredly is horrible when questions are asked of her 'off the cuff'! They refer to her speechifying as 'word salad'!
Plus, she would have flunked BIG TIME in a debate situation and probably would have chosen not to debate. A team player? Forget that!
She doesn't like to work! She and Toad quit as Alaska governor mid term - she was fired from jobs in Alaska (that were very short lived) before that and has a vote of being unethical by the Alaska Legislature (although she denied it on the campaign trail w/McCain).
People are wise to her, Toad and Bristol after having been subjected to them for the past years! What an embarrassing family (if they can be called that!).
They have zero class and don't know the word 'professionalism'.
Yeah, old people and facebook are kind of strange. However, it proves that Mrs. Palin is nothing more than just a "tiny little starlet" and not a serious political contender, and for that I'm happy. It's almost as if she didn't have a "life" before McCain tapped her and now she's making up for lost time by acting like a teen again. Arrested Development, at age 14, that's how Mrs. Palin is behaving.
DeleteAnonymous2:20 PM
DeleteI have to say something here - Sarah Palin did NOT stand a chance of being POTUS.
*****
Ummm no she was a "heartbeat" away! If McCain had "had a accident" and if they hadn't locked up Sarah palin like Steve Smitch(sp) said he would...we could of had Palin potus.
Sarah has to continue to wore herself out to her SarahPac fans so they will send her the money they live high on the hog from.
DeleteDoes Todd need a bra?
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you would insinuate that anyone in the lower 48 would be afraid of that tiny guy. Though he has intimidated Alaskans.
ReplyDeletePimp Daddy Todd had Shailey Tripp, his prostitute, write down certain characteristics of the clients. What was that for? Certainly not a marketing tool. I bet on blackmail material. That has worked out pretty well for Todd thanks to the Anchorage PD.
DeleteAll I know is any 12 yr old in Texas or Minnesota would have him down for the count in 3 seconds(2 seconds to catch him running away) and I meant 12 yr old girls.
DeleteCaption: Girls just want to have fun!
ReplyDeleteGirls? Do you mean great granny's?
DeleteWhy is Sarah's bicep on the BOTTOM of her arm?
ReplyDelete"Enquiring minds want to know!"
Because she is an anorexic drug addict that shows this is the best she and her pimpo husband can do?
DeleteI continue to have faith in karma or at least in the stupidity and hubris of these two idiots that the feds will be knocking on their door sometime soon.
ReplyDeleteSarah finally gave 'em the crotch shot.
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
DeleteYes, she has lowered herself to that.
DeleteYep, she went with the crotch shot and boob fondle. SarahPac closes the books in 9 days and must release its first half report by July 15. Guess she needs to titillate the devoted to empty their wallets.
DeleteThen there is always her need to fight back, there was too much commentary on how bad she looked this week in her cheap see through clothes and hooker shoes. She is proving that she is damn hot, even Todd can't keep his hands off of her.
And Todd likes girls, and Todd is clean enough to touch me even though we all know what he does with hookers.
Would anyone here ever post a photo of their parents like this, mom being grabbed by dad, mom exposing her crotch. She released this photo under direction from mom.
Can you just imagine how it must look "down there" after pooping out 4 kids and now becoming super skinny? Her labia must look like a windsock; perhaps she lays on the lawn by the lake and assists Todd landing his plane by letting her lady parts flap in the wind. Todd says "who needs a windsock when I've got my wife's skin flags flying in the wind guiding me home"!
DeleteOh there have been others. I recall not too long ago...she was lacing her shoes in preparation for a "run." Crotch reflected in mirror. What a piece of work. But then again...the more she bakes in the sun, the bigger the mess she'll make of her skin; and the more she trades on her sexuality, the more she'll be taken as the Ellie Mae Clampett she really is (minus Ellie Mae's innocence and charm)
DeleteSarah's ripped arm. Strange. Small muscle on the top and she still has the old lady bat wing on the bottom of her upper arm. Never seen anything quite like that.
ReplyDeleteI want to grill her arm and eat it with Frank's Hot Sauce!
DeleteIf I were a SarahPAC donor, and had to take away from the grocery budget and feed extra rice to my kids, so Sarah could be a Kingmaker, or run for President, by NOW, I'd be miffed!
ReplyDeleteThey she sits, like a Queen, plastered same smug smile, by a swimming pool in a mansion in AZ. She still hasn't run for anything; she doesn't sing or dance; she can't perform or act; she won't work for down syndrome organizations; she doesn't work for pro-life organizations; she never went back to Haiti or worked for Samaritan's Purse. She doesn't work at a regular job, on her feet all day, trying to raise children alone. She has two homes, flies all the time, chides 50% of working Americans and criticizes them because they voted democrat; she doesn't need food stamps, or expensive health care, or worries about ever being able to afford the best of health insurance; she trots her and her daughters out there for the cameras; nothing she does never results in helping anyone, because when she works "for" a charity, she's paid thousands of dollars to speak for an hour. Everything she does requires others to lift her up, pay her, pay attention to her, support her in a luxurious lifestyle and her supporters at the C4P are scraping by. How long before these people see the light?
Well put.
Delete"You work while we play" ... SarahPAC
ReplyDeleteI like that one!
DeleteOnly a manly man like Toad would hold your purse and your fake rack in a photo. Shivers all up and down my spine knowing there are men dripping this ~ahem~ manhood for the rest of the country to drool over.
ReplyDeleteA friend's mother-in-law's arms look like that. Her mother-in-law is an alcoholic who hardly eats.
ReplyDeletePalin's legs are slender but not toned like a runner's would.
What is the cause of the huge bruise on her left thigh???????
DeleteMy father was an alcoholic and we called them drunk marks. He would fall, slam into walls and the corners of furniture. He never remembered how he got them.
DeleteShe looks like a friend of mine that got bit by a brown recluse and lost half the muscle in her arm.
DeleteThat large bruise is from falling down when she is loaded. She still has those Cottage Cheese thighs like she had in the Hawaii photos.
DeleteYikes, that is a heckuva bruise: didn't notice at first. Years ago I got a shot of Demerol for post-operative pain: I reacted to it, developing a welt/bruise about the same size as the mark on her leg.
DeleteAnd the arms are about the freakiest damn arms I've ever seen. Could she have lipo-ed away the lower arm flab in an attempt to match Michelle Obama's gorgeous well-toned upper arms?
I don't think that's a bruise on her thigh. I think it's just that her upper thigh is in shadow compared to the loose skin flab of her butt pooling out into the sunlight. That butt flab is fascinatingly awful.
DeleteThat, and the chicken-wing arm Sarah's displaying, are the latest evidence that this woman has absolutely no clue about her body image. She probably thinks she's be-yoo-te-ful (and Brianus writes her every day and assures her she IS!!).
What other couple, of like age, would pose like this? They are nothing more than a fraudulent couple that project a marriage that is NOT there - Todd is a proven pimp and sister Sarah has spent her life lie, cheating, lying and stealing from others.
ReplyDeleteThe majority laughs at their antics these days!
If they did pose like that they would not have a family member give it to the public, friends or enemies. They are just dumb fugly exhibitionists.
DeleteI would, with my husband and we are both older than Granny Lulu and Tawd, but then we look good.
DeleteSo Grph, having a background in Professional workouts and as a Personal trainer, how many cans of veggies did grannie have to hurl to get biceps and triceps like that?
ReplyDeleteO/T. Miss Bristol in a FOX interview.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/21/bristol-palin-and-melissa-rivers-switch-lives-on-wife-swap/
Love the reasoning behind her statements re: job...
Single mom Bristol Palin recently left the rural confines of her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska
DeleteWasilla is a suburb.
HAHAHA,
ReplyDeleteOT, but I just now had a buddy, whom I haven't seen in about ten years, stop in from Palmer who actually helped needle dick todd build his house on the dead lake - they used to be "friends" until all the bullshit started with mccain pickin' his dimwitted wife for the vice presidency, you mention the palin's name and he just rolls his eyes and laughs at the idiocracy of it !!
LMFAO !!
my friend also has a cabin out at safari lake, about a 1/4 mile from the white trash grifters' "tax exempt" cabin on said lake ...
Does he have any proof that Todd built it with stolen materials? Has Todd ever demanded that he keep quiet?
DeleteCaption: Hey gimme my boob back, said toad.
ReplyDeleteEwwww you can see between her two-tone flabby nasty legs. Uish! she is a shameless, uncouth, stinky broad. Snooki acts better in public.
See where all the PAC money goes,Bots?
ReplyDeleteDo they ever wear clothes that don't have words on them? Walking billboards.
ReplyDeleteOr, rather, not walking but lounging around in the sun, by their "paid-for-postage" pool.
What's that brown oblong thing on her thigh? A bruise? A fat deposit? I cannot find anything that would make a shadow like that.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of several photos that were suppose to be honoring Toad for Father's Day. Bristol was late posting and Toad and Skank were not even home for Father's Day.
ReplyDeletePalin's father and mother have both been ill and here are Toad and Skank in Arizona on Father's Day. Truly disgusting people.
Chuckles Jr mentions in a comment on his Facebook they had to "zap his heart to get it beating" correctly again the other day. So no, he isn't out of the woods yet.
DeleteLooks like Sarah and Todd could care less.
Bristol said that she couldn't do anything for her father because he was in Arizona. Let me count the ways:
Delete1. Send him an email
2. Instagram
3. A father's day card, support the post office
4. Call him on his cell phone. (He is carrying one in NY even though Bristol says he doesn't)
5. Let Tripp make something nice for Grandpa like a drawing of doing something special that they like to do together
6. There are a gazillion different gifts that one can order on line-- Bristol could have arranged for a store in Scottsdale to deliver some flowers, a bottle of booze, a steak dinner, a couple of cigars, a Hawaiian shirt, almost anything to Todd.
7. Thanks for thinking of your father, Bristol. Better late than never.
Let's see. They were in DC on Saturday. In New York City on Monday. Somehow I don't think Todd was in Arizona on Father's Day.
DeleteThis may have been taken when they were in Scottsdale and went to some beginners yoga or something. It looks like Todd tried Grecian Formula. He may have started experimenting with steroids and they are playing like he has bulked up.
DeleteThey probably go do photo shoots for the family values album to promote donations. The photos are available for times when they decide to claim some kid is in preschool or to prove how hot Sarah is or any of the other myths.
Why is Todd holding onto her right breast?
ReplyDeleteIs it a lame attempt to prove he's interested?
I guess Todd likes fake plastic titties?
DeleteTrying to keep it from escaping from its cage?
DeleteIs she laying out in the Arizona sun?? It's been so hot here. No one in their right mind lays in the sun in the Arizona summers. It's dangerous for one thing.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what a weird photo. What's the point?
I commented earlier on the brown splotch on her thigh. Looking more closely, there seem to be scars on her shins and OMG those feet? They are nothing but bones and the skin is blotched with blue marks.
ReplyDeleteHow could Sarah want to have this unflattering pic of her on the www? She looks so unhealthy and in such poor shape.
ReplyDeleteWe know Sarah always has an "agenda." What possibly could have prompted her to put this one out?
or... Wasn't it Bristol who published this picture?
No picture would be put out there by the family w/o Sarah's approval! Don't forget that! Bristol is Sarah's puppet!
DeleteEven if Bristol knew how to think for herself, she would not be allowed.
DeleteDo people in arizona really bake in the sun wearing black? she is working on her whats her name Az gov tan? No wonder John McCain can get votes out of sunstroke victims.
DeleteThat's as healthy as an anorexic drug addict can look.
DeleteI can't imagine how sweaty she was under those fake tits! Ugh.
DeleteI just want to thank the buffoons for sacrificing any last morsel of dignity and self-respect and gunking up the tubes with their body dysmorphic issues. Joan was right, Bristol is pathetic and scared, she has no say when orders come down. What child would post their parents looking like that? Only if a parent made terrible threats.
ReplyDeleteOkay Sarah and Todd we see you two enjoying the fruits of SarahPAC thanks to the donors who sent Sarah their best donations to convince Sarah to run for president...... in 2012.... LOL .....
ReplyDeleteUmmmm where's Trig and Piper?
Oh never mind, that was stupid question. Well you two enjoy yourselves and get skin cancer.
Where's who?
DeleteGood Jaybus in a pie crust! That wing on Sarah looks like it belongs on a preying mantis! Has the PAC-paid sock droolfest begun at Insanity Pond yet?
ReplyDeleteSeriously,that is one effed up arm. It only looks muscular because it's so damn scrawny.
DeleteThe insanity pond only looks at pictures 6 yrs and older.
DeletePiper: Mom where are you? You said you were coming back to Wasilla after your FOX appearance.
ReplyDeleteSarah: Piper Diaper we are still in New York working at FOX still and...
Piper: Horse shit mom, we seen the picture Bristol posted of you and that girly pimp in Arizona. Hope you get skin cancer.
Damn it, Todd, did you just cop a feel? They're plastic and I can't feel anything-- just like my face.
ReplyDeleteBristol also posted a photo of Trig going to preschool accompanied by his "parents," Todd and Sarah. But, they're in Arizona. So, who looks after Trig when Sarah and Todd are sitting by the pool? Where's Trig? Oh, maybe he goes to school in Arizona, too, also?
ReplyDeleteI think that school picture is over a year old
DeleteThey are all in jackets at the place with Trig. Arizona is hot, Alaska is hot. It is an old picture they were posing for with Trig. Is it an Army base? He may have been going for a vaccine or something like that. I don't see any indication he is necessarily attending school, it is possible. Bristol and Sarah lie, what they say means nothing.
DeleteI'd like to know how Trig is going to a regular preschool when Chuck Heath Sr.gave a radio interview and said that Trig can only say three or four words. Trig isn't toilet trained, which is usually a requirement for preschool. It doesn't sound as if he is getting any therapy, which he needs more than preschool.
DeleteBoy, this picture makes it clear she got a new chin too.
ReplyDeletePalin's chin 'before'...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.computerpapa.com/Images/pict132.jpg
You're right. The bitch is bionic!
DeleteThe only thing the stupid twat has had to sell is her sexuality, at least that is what she learned from childhood on.
ReplyDeleteSo now here she is, oh look at us with our studly muscles, except hers aren't. There is some kind of weird anorexic scrawny outline a muscle thing going on.
She is fast losing the only thing that she had. And it was all exterior, nothing inside.
Five years from now, will her cultists dare to show recent pictures of her? Or will the pictures from years earlier and her VP run be the only ones they show?
She had only one thing. And it is going fast.
What scares me is that this is not a happy snap by the pool in Arizona, this is deliberate, they've both pulled up their sleeves to reveal whatever it is they think is there.
ReplyDeleteIs this supposed to say "we're so hot"? Todd looks flabby (even his face is spreading) and Sarah looks just lame flexing her bicep and getting no response.
Keep it up, Palins. You get dumber every day.
No, this is a photot op. To pretend they are still together and Todd's face is trying to go back to it's natural state. Todd had plastic surgery before Sarah ran on McCains' ticket to look less Native.
Deletenot only flexing her nonexistent muscle, but looking goddamn constipated too. Someone need to take that picture faster Sarah so you can stop holding your breath and sucking it in?
DeleteI have an eighty y/o aunt who is an alcoholic. Her arms look like $carahs arms (except my aunts are a bit more wrinkly.) But the muscle texture is exactly the same.
ReplyDeletethe lady across the street from me is an alcoholic and she often has big bruises like that from falling down steps and such when she's drunk...
Delete"I was raised in a strict and structured household, with family dinners and lots of siblings, but I do not run my house like that."- Bristol Palin
ReplyDeleteI was raised by my senior citizen grandmother and my nephew Trig was raised by my Auntie Heather. I don't remember family dinners with my parents or my siblings but I do remember seeing my mom and dad on the news at the horse and car races, basketball games and pool side flexing their arms.
-P.I.G.
I'm curious, did Sarah give Trig back to Bristol? Where is Trig?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard decide if Trig is going to preschool in Alaska while Palin is in Arizona, or does Trig go to school in Arizona-- while Sarah is in Alaska?
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Who is Trig? Sarah
DeleteEither Midget Pimp got pec implants or he's been sampling his wife's estrogen supplements.
ReplyDeleteHey Ol' $carah, do you always let PIMPS feel up your falsies?
ReplyDeleteOh, This Pimp is your HUSBAND !?!
Boy, are you scraping the bottom of the barrel! We know that you have no standards, but really - palling around with Pimps ?!?
I don't see any muscle there. So I expect Sarah will fake a session at the gym pumping iron, just like she faked her "marathon." Greta will do the interview.
ReplyDeleteShe won't be photographed lifting (i doubt she could butterfly 10lbs with those scrawny arms). Maybe walking out of a gym though.
DeleteI hate to inform Mrs. Palin that the thing hanging off the back of her arm is NOT a tricep, it's an old lady batwing. Other than that, her legs look ok, not like she actually works out because her calves are hanging behind her shins rather than actually forming a muscular structure, but hey, she's an emaciated granny that has no muscle tone, so I guess if one is into skinny and leathery old ladies then she is the gal for you.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is a current picture. Seems like it might be five or even ten years old .... Todd Palin especially looks younger, thinner.
ReplyDeleteWendy4:34 PM
DeleteAre you serious? Um....Baldy didn't have those giant titties "five or even ten years" ago...the Toad looks "thinner" because of METH.
And Beefy POSTED this picture as a tribute to her pimp ass father...the Wasilla hillibillies are INSANE! LOL!!
Sorry, Wendy. Those big breast are new. Five years ago, Sarah didn't have that bustline.
DeleteTodd actually kinda looks a bit ... "fluffier" than he did in 2008 (the only time i even remotely remember how he looked). There's no way that's a younger sarah though.
DeleteReminds me of a picture of...me. I was a drunken anorexic just a few short years ago. Yup, the arms and all. ( except when I posed, I was actually doing something productive )
ReplyDeleteand for RAM and all you other paid posters, no, I am not jealous.
Someday when this know nothing twit wakes up from her drunken stupor, she will be embarrassed to see those photos.
Congratulations, keep up the good work! I doubt that even at your worst, you acted like $carah.
DeleteThose fake chins with the outline of the apparatus look ugly to me. They are terribly noticeably and you forget to look at the rest of the face. Why did Bristol and Sarah do that?
ReplyDeleteThe dog was smart enough to get in the shade. What fool wears black to absorb the heat? She is definitely loaded.
ReplyDeleteCaption: I can feel Sarah's breast, but ha ha ha, she can't feel me feeling her breast. LOL
ReplyDeleteIsn't she about to turn 50? Doesn't matter much because she looks older than 60. Still, it'll weigh on her puny mind.
ReplyDeleteSarah, your getting OLD!!
It is apparent she is troubled with the concept of hitting the big 5-0. She is going to break her back with her quest to be like a teenager. Her family must need to constantly tell her how young she looks and acts.
DeleteLook at me I'm a mama grizzly
ReplyDeleteFuck you Sarah Palin
A real mother would not leave her retarded kid with in-laws so she can pose her anorexic ass by a pool in another state with her sex predator unemployed house husband.
I know those two assholes need each other-- they have too much dirt on each other to be enemies.... but just imagine for a second if one rolled over on the other... The FIELD DAY the press would have. She thinks her lame-ass twits make the news, boy howdy....
Delete(hint to Sarah and/or Tawd: the clock is ticking; your posing spouse could spill any second)
The Palins-always keepin it classy.
ReplyDeleteWhich is more perverted ?
Palin busting it wide open for the camera ?
The purse holder grabbing her breast ?
Or the parents telling the daughter to post it on the net ?
EEeeewwww.
The only body part of Palin that she hasn't shown the world..yet..is her anus.
Although, Todd does qualify for that title.
Patients are told not to drink before surgical procedures because alcohol increases bleeding time.
If that giant discoloration on her L upper thigh is a bruise, Palin has a serious coagulation problem.
These two weirdos must have thought their arm flab looked like Popeye.
When Olive Oil is more like it.
FOX News and Roger Ailes must be so proud...
I wonder if he'll make all his female anchors and contributors post crotch shots like Palin ?
Are any of these fucking losers your father, son, husband or boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteWhy would any man in his right mind tell a married dumbass old woman they have never met this crap?
All this bullshit is recent
These are the retards that loves Sarah Palin's cosmetic fake breasts, cosmetically tightened neck and wrinkled tanned skin.
Kevin Wilkinson
Joe Mann
Mahbub Chowdhury
Billy Ledbetters
T.j. Snyder
Tom Schiavone
Frankie Patterson
Matthew Ray DaSilva
Kevin Wilkinson > Sarah Palin · Love you Sarah...Fight the good fight...we need you
Joe Mann > Sarah Palin · Sarah let's go out for lunch
Mahbub Chowdhury > Sarah Palin · I love u
Billy Ledbetters > Sarah Palin · We love you and your family Sarah!
T.j. Snyder > Sarah Palin · We love you Sarah!! Go 2016!!
Tom Schiavone > Sarah Palin near Elmhurst, IL · Sarah! I love you, and think you are outstanding! I encourage you to run for the Senate!
Frankie Patterson > Sarah Palin · I just Love u.U tell it like it is We need to get OBAMA out.ASAP before he runs this country further in the ground.
Matthew Ray DaSilva > Sarah Palin · Hi Sarah my name Is Matt and I would like to be your Friend?Here S my email mattrayd@yahoo.com
ROFLOL send that bitch your ATM card
DeleteHey ass wipes I'm sure SarahPAC will take your monthly payroll donations from your jobs.
DeleteKevin, Joe and Billy are you imagining yourselves posing next to Sarah and cupping her silicone breast?
DeleteHey Matt I think Sarah just winked at you
DeleteTom how much do you love Sarah?
Delete$500 donation worth of love?
Frankie if Sarah leaves Todd you may have a good chance buddy. Don't give up. The squeaky wheel grets the oil but in this case gets the girl.
Deletetoo bad $arah likes em young.
DeleteCaption: "Todd, are you wearing my Belmonts again?"
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ReplyDeleteThank you SarahPAC !
Also, too, the Mr. and I are running out of funds, please send cash now.
The loons at C4P will be trumpeting this photo as evidence of her "servants heart."
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin shared a link.10 hours ago · Happy Father's Day (?!) better late than never!
ReplyDeleteSarah who is (?!)
Track's father?
Bristol, Willow and Piper's father?
Trig's father?
Her arm looks nasty! The picture is nasty. Her What is she trying to prove...that she has better arms than First Lady Michelle Obama? Bitch Please!
ReplyDeleteJust a PSA for those who live in the valley. The Palins are on their way. My husband's flight {from PHX to ANC} was loaded and he had turned off his phone when I got a txt from him: "Guess who I had to move seats for? Screaming Tripp {I imagine he meant Trig} Sarah Todd Piper." There will be an awful lot of Palins around here this weekend as I saw Bristol in Sears this past Monday. Why can't they all just stay in Arizona? ;-)
ReplyDelete~ blondie
Why can't they all sit in their frigging allotted seats?
DeleteAnd she talks about "us little guys"?? Hypocrite!
Too bad Wasilla is in the boondocks and no one has cells or cameras.
DeleteTrig is in preschool. He can't be flying hither and yon.
DeleteDid the airlines make Sarah pay for her fake boobies or did she put them in the overhead bin?
DeleteTri-g was Tripp before he was Tri-G.
DeleteEverything is awesome....
ReplyDelete~ “I’ve got an awesome boss here,” said Bristol. “Unfortunately, that’s not on “Wife Swap” due to HIPAA laws–you can’t come film in a medical facility. So, unfortunately, Melissa won’t be doing my job on the swap, but I do have a job and I have been working here for a long time.” ~
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/21/bristol-palin-and-melissa-rivers-switch-lives-on-wife-swap/#ixzz2WukZmrfQ
That's why you don't let your underage daughter go camping and drinking. She gets pregnant, misses school, doesn't go to college, constantly tries to get a reality shows and the only word she knows to describe everything is "awesome".
DeleteWhy is Bristol working in a dermatology office? Isn't she a paid motivational speaker? A ballroom dancer?
DeleteShe isn't working in a medical office. What a bunch of bullshit which is typical of Sarah and Bristol. Lie, lie, lie!
DeleteYes - she has a job at the derm office. She is a walking billboard for their services. Also, too, she is on one o fthose posters in the office, the one about botched plastic surgery and how they can fix it.
DeleteI don't believe anyone has seen her come and go from this alleged job. No one has seen her go to lunch over the years? Like Dr. Cathy, medical frauds will lie and cover up.
DeleteJoan Rivers and Melissa have such a front, like they could see through anyone's bull. They are funny but tough and worldly. Now they are gullible suckers for the cult? That is serious. Joan feels sorry for Bristol as she is lying to her? Or is Joan part of the con?
Todd don't squeeze Sarah's fake Charmin. If you breakee you payee.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, that arm of hers. Yikes.
ReplyDeletePicture Caption
ReplyDeleteWe did it Todd! We pulled it off and you said no one would send my PAC any money. Isn't God great Todd?
Looks like a Wanted poster.
ReplyDeleteMovie caption from the above picture. What was the original movie?
ReplyDeleteSarah: Is this heaven?
Todd: It's Arizona
Sarah: Arizona? I could have sworn this was heaven.[starts to walk away]
Sarah: Is there a heaven?
Todd: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true.
[Sarah looks around as her husband plays with one of her fake breasts next to the cement pond]
Sarah: Maybe this is heaven?
Those aren't muscles SArah. That is a tendon in your emaciated arm and flapping skin from your weight loss. Weight loss which, I might add, is bacuase you can't eat becasue you are so askeeered of the truth being revealed about your hoaxes. Any of them , all of them that have been placed in front of us over the years. Look, many of us are not from some dumb far away place .....lol......we are educated and criticl thinkers.We KNOW. EVERYTHING about you.
ReplyDeleteThe real caption here for this picture, is Todd telling her. "You are my ideal Ho, because I like my Bitches dumb and stinky".
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