Brancy's blog earlier today.
I think this is a great time for a caption contest.
Here let me start.
"Remember as soon as you hear the click you get your ugly ass as far from me a possible!"
"Hey I think I accidentally found where you keep your actual boob!"
"This close I can literally hear the wind whistling through your head."
"Don't jostle them, the sloshing makes me have to pee."
"What IS that smell?"
Now you see why real Alaskans are unafraid of the Toad. With those pipe cleaners dangling from his shoulders he would be hard pressed to kick anybody's ass up here. Hell I have seen a number of women out in the Valley who could easily snap him in half like a Popsicle stick.