Thursday, June 13, 2013

She's back! After five months of blissful peace on the airwaves, Fox news has rehired Sarah Palin! Oh the humanity! Update, Van Susteren responds.

"I'm back bitches!"
Courtesy of Mediaite: 

Nearly five months after parting with Fox News, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is re-joining the network as a paid contributor. 

According to an official Fox press release, Palin will return to her role as a contributor to Fox News’ and Fox Business Network’s daytime and primetime programming. She will make her first return appearance on Fox & Friends next Monday, June 17th. 

Regarding her return, Fox Chairman Roger Ailes said, “I’ve had several conversations with Governor Palin in the past few weeks about her rejoining FOX News as a contributor. I have great confidence in her and am pleased that she will once again add her commentary to our programming. I hope she continues to speak her mind.” 

Palin’s statement: “The power of FOX News is unparalleled. The role of FOX News in the important debates in our world is indispensible. I am pleased and proud to be rejoining Roger Ailes and the great people at FOX.”

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that this return will be at a fraction of her old pay scale.  I guess it just goes to show that if you crawl back on your knees it IS possible to get your old job back.

Of course any job that Palin can do on her knees....well you get the picture.

I guess we had to expect that something like this, after all Fox is losing viewers at an alarming rate and MUST be getting pretty desperate.

And Palin? Well Palin is having the damnedest time getting ANYBODY to pay attention to her, so she might be ready to do just about ANYTHING for her old job back.

And I mean ANYTHING!

Update: Here is Greta pretending she is happy to hear this news: 

In an emailed comment to the D.C. news outlet, Van Susteren reportedly wrote: “I am delighted to have her back at Fox. She has a big impact (check out the number of Facebook followers! 3.5 million!) and should be part of the national debate.” 

She continued: “It is free promo for Fox since it will drive her TV critics crazy! They are obsessed with her!”

Well I am not sure "obsessed" is the proper word but it IS true that I have not watched Greta's show once since Palin got the old heave ho. 

Still I cannot believe that Greta, who was forced to interview this dingbat more than anyone, is happy to have her on the network. But then again maybe she is desperate for ratings too.

238 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:02 PM

    Fox News is hurting. They need buts in the seats. Sarah Palin is a side show freak. It makes sense.

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    1. Is this some shit or what?? First...we get the wonderful news that Beefy and Wallow will be on "Wife Swap" (WTF...neither are wives...but both have babies!) Now THIS! Baldy will be rolling out the big giant TITTAY's along with the pumpkin size head...sweating out on TV her numerous moss covered wigs!

      YIPPEE!

      HALLELUJAH!

      HILLBILLY REBEL YELL!

      BALDY IS BACK Y'ALL! And badder...smellier...uglier than EVAH!

      Y'all better recognize!

      The old crone is even more angrier and MEANER! Ever since she was reduced to slapping dollar bills under seats and shit she ain't been the same! That bitch is going to be one snarling...tiny shark eyes having...claw hand waving...miss matched clothes wearing....herpes inflared lip gloss coated raving

      LUNATIC!

      *GinaM starts singing*

      ♪ HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN ♪

      LMAO!!

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    2. abbafan7:17 PM

      Jesus Heath Christ! GinaM, throw me a fuckin" life ring; I'm drowning in a sea of bullshit!What possessed those morons to bring the stupid bitch back? Was it the sound of Roger's zipper falling? Or is she being set up for a public"crash and burn"? Keep cutting her down to size kiddo; you are an island of reality in a sea of bullshit! We are indebted to you for all of your truthful caustic wit towards this moron; carry on!

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  2. Anonymous12:03 PM

    PALIN FAMILY BIO:

    TODD PALIN:
    Todd Palin (born April 1, 1954), commonly known as "Sarah's Brainstem", is the ninth lover but first real husband of former Alaskan half-governor Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee. He is an oil production operator (i.e. hole digger), commercial fisherman (i.e. deboner), and, in his grandest accomplishment, drives a snowmobile.
    Although he has a borderline-retarded I.Q., Todd Palin actually ran Alaska's government during the months that Sarah was governor. While sitting at the adult table at all the important meetings, he made the important decisions (as much as he was able to understand them), and was in-charge of thinking up even more important ways to shoot Alaska's wolves, systematically maim or purposely embarrass the rest of Alaska's wildlife, and uproariously decimate its natural resources.
    Todd sincerely believes that he will once again take over the reigns of a government and become an astronaut when his wife is elected United States President in 2016. He is determined to become the second First Lady named Todd, tying Mary Todd Lincoln for that dubious honor. Once in the White House, Todd Palin fully intends to again become the power behind the throne, and has already made arrangements with the Secret Service to sleep on a couch in a room just behind the president's toilet.
    The Secret Service, preparing for all possibilities, has given Todd Palin the code-name "Half-wit". Palin, on the other hand, enjoys the company of the Secret Service, and thinks they are well-dressed, although ungodly quiet and extremely nosey, maids and butlers.

    Personal life:
    Todd relaxes in his "Look-at-me-mommy-I'm-all-grown-up"-brand hot tub.
    In 1978, Palin knocked-up and then eloped with his high school sweetheart, Sarah Heath. The Palins have five known children: Track (b. 1978, who is not really Todd's son); Bristol (b. 1984, probably Todd's daughter); Willow (b. 1994); Piper (b. 2001, nope. Not Sarah's either. Piper's got too much potential hippie in her to be the daughter of either of these two characters), and Trig (b. 2008), who, like Todd, has Down syndrome. He has one grandchild, Tripp Johnston, born in 2008 to Bristol and present Alaskan governor, Levi Johnston.
    Todd Palin fishes, kills wolves, and slaughters bear cubs, all with a baseball bat he has nicknamed, all by himself, "Slugger". He is convinced that the animals will someday get back at him, and once shot a day-glo stick thinking it was a new kind of snake. Todd usually holds a Private Pilots Certificate (he just holds it, like a security blanket), and owns his own plane, a 1/30-scale Piper Super Cub which he put together with glue and bee honey when he was 10.
    In 2002 Todd Palin's stepmother, Faye Waddleton Palin, ran for Mayor of Wasilla to succeed Sarah Palin, who was term-limited but would have quit soon anyway. Sarah Palin's mother-in-law, Faye, lost to Dianne Keller, a candidate endorsed by Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous12:25 PM

      Wait, Todd Palin was really born on April Fools' Day?

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    2. Anonymous12:47 PM

      He didn't knock up Sarah first.
      Curtis Menard Jr. Is Track's real daddy.

      RIP Curtis

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    3. Beldar J. Conehead2:55 PM

      Anonymous 12:03pm: Winner of this month's semi-official Beldar J. Conehead Best Satirical Blog Comment of The Day Award

      Winning quote: "and owns his own plane, a 1/30-scale Piper Super Cub which he put together with glue and bee honey when he was 10."

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    4. Wait, you've been doing satire?

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  3. Anonymous12:08 PM

    Mommy can Willow and I borrow your knee pads? We are going to Hollywood to see if we can get on a top rated show together. Who should we blow at ABC?

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  4. Anonymous12:18 PM

    It is to laugh.

    It's funny.

    Ha-ha.

    Get it?

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  5. lostinmn12:21 PM

    Rupert announces he's getting divorced. Fox News rehires Sara. Wonder if old Rupe got his knob polished and now it's off to wonderland on the Sara love train? Remember Sara says there are no coincidences

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    1. Anonymous12:30 PM

      Yep! I wondered the same thing...scary thought!

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    2. Anonymous2:52 PM

      Yuck just yuck!!!!!

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    3. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Rupert will never have a wife as old as Granny Sarah Palin, he just buys a new one out of the back of a magazine every 6 or 7 yrs or so.

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  6. Anonymous12:26 PM

    The retarded bitch to reappear on FOX! She's going to be fun to read about on IM as I'll never watch her! Wonder what Bill O'Reilly thinks of her being rehired? Remember, he thought she was an idiot! And, there was the leak at FOX that said her tenure with them before was awful - she acted like a diva and was difficult to pinpoint to do her appearances. Plus, it was known that that questions were provided her so that the research could be done and her answers memorized.

    She is nothing but: nasty, evil, ugly, a racists, uneducated (no degree ever provided!), a horrible wife and mother and didn't birth that last kid that supposedly lives in her house in Wasilla.

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      Ratings are low in the summer season anyway, as days are longer (more hrs of sunlight, anyway) and most folks spend more time outdoors. So this is like a "summer replacement show", while the regular fall and spring shows are on hiatus. Cheap programming and cheaper talent. Or in this case, all screech and no talent.

      Sarah lost these negotiations, finally signing for less than half of her original salary. But honestly, what the hell else was she going to do? For Ailes, the savings of not having to confiscate and then ship the equipment will more than pay for Screech's salary. Plus, Roger realized that no one, and I mean NOBODY, wanted to step foot in the Palin shit-smell compound. Rather than lose more staffers, Roger relented and hired her. Watch for a bunch of plum assignments, specials featuring Sarah, etc... That's a joke, obviously. Actually, watch Roger get embarrassed soon and put Screech on ice again, and we can watch her stew again as she sits on the back burner, with the stove unplugged.

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  7. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Does not surprise me one bit. Shit tends to float and stick together.

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    1. Anonymous2:53 PM

      Please!! I'm eating my lunch!!

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    2. Anonymous4:10 PM

      2:53. Think about shit instead of Sarah and it won't be quite as bad. She smells worse, and I would never want to know what she might taste like.

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  8. Palin hastens Faux Spews slide to obscurity. I welcome word salad hurt earball.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica12:57 PM

      ROFLMAO! Word salad hurt earball.

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  9. Anonymous12:31 PM

    According to Fox's statement, Palin will appear on both Fox News and Fox Business daytime and primetime shows. Daytime, I don't remember Palin appearing on daytime before. Those other daytime crazies need Palin to straight them out (excuse me because I can't stop laughing).

    I doubt that she was hired at her old $1 million a year. I bet she begged Ailes to take her back, after she found out that the money does not come pouring in because she tweets and posts. Sarah needs that job; she has nothing else.

    And now for your laugh of the day. SNL loves to make fun of Fox and Friends. They do a great parody of those 3 nitwits, and now they will have 4! Oh, darn, they are off for the summer, but they have great material to work with when Sarah shows up.

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    1. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Do you think they will give her a personal wig cleaner?

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    2. Anonymous4:30 PM

      The SarahPAC gravy train drying up, also too?

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  10. Anonymous12:33 PM

    "silence."

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  11. Anonymous12:34 PM

    All the more comedic fodder for us! Let the wild tirades begin!

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    1. WakeUpAmerica12:55 PM

      Absolutely! I've missed the comic relief.

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    2. Anonymous1:29 PM

      Yep, it'll be fun to watch her continuing physical and mental deterioration.
      HURRAY!

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    3. Anonymous4:13 PM

      It's going to be fun to hear the sighs and chatter of her "associates". Hopefully, Ailes can talk O'Reilly into having her come on his show and humiliate herself again. He hates stupid, and stupid is Sarah.

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  12. Anonymous12:37 PM

    So Sarah's appearance on Faux will increase their ratings? We will see if Ailes latest gamble will pay off. I for one doubt it, but I don't watch Faux.

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  13. Anonymous12:38 PM

    This pisses me off. Sure, FOX has every right to hire or rehire anyone they please but why this move? Don't tell me they're desperate for ratings. I know that and I know their target demographic rides off into the sunset on their hoverounds at an alarming daily rate.

    But if Mrs.Todd Palin is the answer, what the hell was the question?

    Unlike other contributors, she has no area of expertise, e.g. military affairs, foreign relations, legal issues, the economy, domestic policy.

    Her main claim to fame in 2008, and the reason Ailes admitted was why he hired her, was "because she was hot." Rodge old buddy,have you looked at her lately? She's hot the way a steaming pile of moose dung is hot. She looks like what a meth addicted,liquor guzzling,binge eating hate monger looks like just before becoming a cadaver.

    Somebody must have pictures of Murdoch and Ailes with farm animals because this makes no sense. There are plenty of people on the FOX payroll who can come on for five minutes and do everything short of using the "N" word to tear down the President. Who needs her? Remember the guy we heard about last week who wrote the book about FOX and what he said about Sarah? One item was that they often had to track her down(even when she had a scheduled appearance) and beg her to go on but she was too stupid and lazy to do it. Even under contract.

    Unless those two clever "news men" are setting up a gigantic, on-air, full blown nervous breakdown like the one at the end of the 1970's movie Network to boost their ratings this is bs. Unless her enormous head literally explodes in a million pieces one night while Greta is kissing her scrawny butt this will be a complete and total bust.

    Damn I wish she would go away.

    A Fan From Chicago

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  14. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Great news
    She was missed during those 5 months.
    Well positoned for 2016 and a successful run for WH

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    1. WakeUpAmerica12:55 PM

      BWAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAAHAA! Satire, right?
      Satan missed his spawn?

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    2. Anonymous12:59 PM

      ^5 Anon! Luv your comments, keep 'em coming. The fishing has been great, hasn't it!

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    3. Anonymous12:59 PM

      As successful as her 2008 run for VP? ROFL!

      Seriously, you and I both know that if Palin were seriously considering a WH run, she would NOT have begged Fox to take her back at a fraction of her old salary and with a greater workload. No, she asked Fox to take her back because as much as it galled her to do so, she knew that was her ONLY employment option, and she has mouths to feed because it's not like anybody else in her family - including her husband - is bringing home a paycheck on a regular basis..

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    4. Anonymous1:22 PM

      Missed by comedians maybe.

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    5. Well positoned? No wonder you like her. You are both illiterate morons.

      She has no more chance of being anywhere near the WH than an idiot like you.

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    6. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Ignore 12:45, that's just horny old hater Joseph Sheppard.Meh.

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    7. Anonymous2:07 PM

      HA HA HA HA HA! The delusion it burns!

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    8. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Where is Sarah's birth certificate? We hear sneaky Sally went to Canada for Canadian welfare to pay for Sarah's birth. Chuck, Sr. didn't think it was worth it to pay the bill, he rather fanagle and get it done cheap. Any verified proof she was born in Idaho? Graduated from any school?

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    9. Anonymous4:20 PM

      LOL. Just like Huckabee, Gingrich, Frothy Mix Santorum and all of the other former Fox commentators who crashed and burned. Sarah said she could beat Obama. Then why did she chicken out? Because she was talking shit and she will NEVER run, because that would be the moment of reality for her remaining "fans". This will be interesting to watch her fall on her face again, and pull down some of her one-and-out friends like HammerTime haircut Allen West. Palin/West 2016--- let's continue with the GOP clown show. It's been working so well, you know.

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    10. Anonymous4:24 PM

      Bill Maher will be doing cartwheels on his show Friday night. The jokes will start writing themselves before the Screeching Cadaver makes her debut. Stewart and Colbert are high-fiving as well. Boney Boo Boo rides again!

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    11. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Hey, quit picking on our troll friend. What better gift could Dems hope for than a 2016 Palin run that will drive even more nails into the Peerublican casket?
      Run baby, run!

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  15. Anonymous12:45 PM

    SIX glorious months (December 19 - June 17) but who's counting?!?

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  16. Anonymous12:53 PM

    it makes me sad that bad people contine to get second chances when there are so many deserving people that never get a shot.

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    1. Anonymous1:20 PM

      I agree. The Palins and grifters and making bundles of money while many worthwhile people with a lot to offer barely get by.

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  17. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Oh good, we'll have new material to analyze and provide the appropriate snark. Hey, Sarah, game on!

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  18. WakeUpAmerica12:54 PM

    What a disgusting human! Who, I ask you, lewdly sticks her tongue out to put a straw in her mouth to drink? Why the Tundra Turd of course. Most people reach for the straw with their lips. She's a waste of skin and oxygen.

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  19. Anonymous12:57 PM

    NO opportunities & same OLD choir

    In leaving Fox, she said, “I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation.”

    We can’t just preach to the choir,” she said. “The message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience.”

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    1. Anonymous1:31 PM

      Sarah you were understood by the larger audience and that is exactly why you must return to the channel that broadcasts 27/7 in the Alzheimer unit.Who else could believe that crap.
      Faux News dumbing America down one old person at a time....

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    2. I suppose that was then and this is now.

      Kind of like Bristol and her oh how I hate bad old liberal big city Hollywood and so I am going back to Alaska to gnaw pine branches in the snow like a real frontier badass oh wait Hollywood is that you on the phone oh goody be right there!

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  20. Anonymous1:07 PM

    Well, they gave her 5+ months to realize how totally unimportant she is without her Fox bullhorn. Facebook and Twitter can't contain her bile and lies. Thus, she had to accept their terms this time around.

    I'd imagine that "paid contributor" may mean that she gets some airtime when THEY ask he to do so -- and she'll get paid by the appearance, not with any three-year contract.

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  21. Not only a fraction of her former pay but I'll bet it is PER appearance. She misses a gig, she doesn't get paid. Then we'll see how willing they are to track her down and how often she is awol.

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      They are going to use her to promote day time shows.

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    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      She will promote all the scandals for them, as if they are reality. They really need to clean her up and dress her as if she knows what she is talking about. I can't see that happening unless they insisted before they would sign her on. People will watch just to see her wigs and toes. They need to sit her in the poses the sexy Fox women have mastered. More low cut shots of her inflated parts.

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  22. Anonymous1:09 PM

    She'll have to give up this gig if she actually runs for office.
    So this means that she isn't a candidate and won't be as long as she's on Fox.
    In effect, she's waved a white flag. I hope her bots understand that she's taking their money and Fox's, but doesn't intend to do anything constructive with it as far as running for office. As if she could....

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      I love it. People should be tweeting it over and over until her fans get the message. If Palin is on Fox, she isn't running for President. The more they donate won't change it.

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    2. Anonymous1:47 PM

      The bots will find a way to keep the faith alive.Count on it.

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Even after she's dead her bots will still believe her ghost will run for POTUS because only her ghost can save Amurica.

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    4. Anonymous3:40 PM

      She will not be able to appear on Bill Maher's show and tell him how she really feels.

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  23. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Murdoch has filed for divorce from his wife, and his empire of broadcasting and print are splitting this week. Perhaps these events are affecting this programming decision.

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    1. Anonymous1:33 PM

      Yea I think I know what job he wants Sarah to apply for..... that big mouth has got to be good for something

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  24. WakeUpAmerica1:15 PM

    Some of the comments to the news -

    So Roger Ailes says "I hope she speaks her mind."....Saturday Night Live staff are cheering already!!!
    If she speaks her mind, people will think their TV is on Mute!

    Awesome. Good job Fox News. That will keep your reputation as a clown channel strong.

    Is Fox that desperate? What's next? Bachmann? Carrot top? Pee Wee Herman?

    Sounds like Fox is dumpster diving again !

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    1. Anonymous3:42 PM

      I hope she tells Ailes how she is repulsed by fat people. He must get on her laxative diet.

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  25. Anonymous1:17 PM

    I guess that Sarah's stunts paid off, waving around the Big Gulp or the tin of tobacco. Every week, Palin could point to the number of her followers, telling Ailes how good she is for ratings. Never mind that many of those "clicks" and "likes" come from her well-paid consultants who operate from a number of different accounts. Having a lot of followers does not mean that Palin is smart or that she can speak in complete sentences. Fox and Sarah, Dumb and Dumber, they deserve each other.

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  26. Anonymous1:18 PM

    OBAMA SCANDALS PROMPT PALIN RETURN



    In the wake of multiple Obama Administration scandals, SARAH PALIN is back at Fox News.

    The Wall Street Journal reported that former Alsaka Gov. and political gadfly Sarah Palin is rejoining Fox News as a contributor, network Chairman and Chief Executive Roger Ailes said.

    Despite her own scandals, including teen pregnancies crisis, political malfeasance and WORSE, Palin became a figure on the national landscape after her unsuccessful 2008 VP bid.

    She had previously been a paid Fox News contributor from January 2010 to January 2013.

    "I've had several conversations with Governor Palin in the past few weeks about her rejoining Fox News as a contributor," Foxy chief Ailes said. "I have great confidence in her and am pleased that she will once again add her commentary to our programming."

    Palin will appear on Fox News Channel's daytime and primetime programming, starting with Fox & Friends on Monday. She will also contribute to Fox Business Network.

    Back in 2011, Ailes told Associated Press, "I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings."

    But her own reality show and a wink-wink-nudge-nudge attempt to mount another attempt at the nation’s top office were recent failures.

    DEVELOPING?

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/obama-scandals-prompt-palin-return

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    1. Anonymous2:59 PM

      She is no longer hot and attractive. Her evilness in mind, body and spirit has aged her considerably. She is nothing more than a pain in the ass to the majority of Americans!

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    2. Anonymous4:10 PM

      The only reason the bitch wants her job back is because of the fake Obama "scandals." Not that it matters, because he's still a second-term president, and she'll never be president ever. Plus, nobody with a brain cares what she thinks, anyway!

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    3. Kara Knightly4:13 PM

      1:18 Do you think that with Palin back in the spotlight that anyone, ANYONE could please do some research on the birth of that last kid she said she birthed after leaking amniotic fluid in her "Wild Ride" story and convince with incontrovertible evidence that she conned America?

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  27. Anonymous1:20 PM

    Comedy writers everywhere rejoice!

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  28. It can only help the Dems with this nitwit commenting for the republicans.

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    1. Anonymous1:45 PM

      Hear,hear!

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    2. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Greta van Susteren is quoted as saying something to the effect that the news of Palin's return
      will make the heads of liberals explode.
      Ah no.
      It makes the heads of sane Republicans explode.
      Had dinner with some Republican friends tonight
      and this news was greeted
      with " Just when we got rid of this moron, they drag her back ".
      Only a Democrat could be jubilant about this news.
      Sane Republicans know that having this idiot representing the Republican Party irreversibly damages them.
      Maybe Ailes is playing a rope a dope
      and using Palin as catnip to entice Democrats
      to watch Palin's nonsense , solely for ridicule purposes-thus increasing his audience.
      There are a lot of well spoken ,
      appropriately attired , well groomed
      and educated women who could
      represent the Republican side of the argument in a cogent and non offensive fashion.
      Instead ,for some bizarre reason, Ailes decided that a woman one step from a Neaderthal
      would be better suited for FOX.

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    3. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Fuck Greta. She bitches about her coworkers' sexism while champion the most sexist joke there is.

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  29. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Execs care more about immediate results than the long-term health of their companies. This is just yet another example of that. Palin will give FNC a temporary boost, but the cost will be even more damage to the channel's reputation.

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      Good. She makes the Republicans look bad, too.

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  30. Anonymous1:23 PM

    Nnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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  31. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Fox will have to be sure to have a 15-second delay when Sarah's got a live mic. Who knows how many times she'll want to say "ass," "lily-white ass," "assclowns," "cojones," "limp," or any of the rest of her adorable vocabulary?
    Sarah, the vulgarities you throw around so often via your Blackberry won't be allowed by the FCC.

    Cue: Sarah will soon be claiming that "big government" is stifling her "free speech."

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  32. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Palin's Return To Fox Echo Chamber Shows Failure To Take Own Advice

    http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/06/13/palins-return-to-fox-echo-chamber-shows-failure/194458

    After stressing the importance of no longer just "preach[ing] to the choir" when she and Fox News parted ways in January, Sarah Palin is rejoining the conservative network.

    The day after Fox and Palin announced that her contract at the network would not be renewed, the former Republican vice presidential candidate gave an interview for Breitbart.com to Stephen K. Bannon, the director of the Palin hagiography The Undefeated.

    During that interview, she told Bannon that it was important for conservatives to "jump out of the comfort zone, and broaden our reach." According to Palin, who indicated she was "taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom," it was imperative for the conservative movement to no longer "just preach to the choir; the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience."

    Less than six months later, apparently preaching to the choir is no longer a pressing concern. In her statement accompanying the announcement that she was rejoining Fox, Palin praised the power of the network as "unparalleled":

    Palin's statement: "The power of FOX News is unparalleled. The role of FOX News in the important debates in our world is indispensible. I am pleased and proud to be rejoining Roger Ailes and the great people at FOX."

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    1. Anonymous4:20 PM

      What happened, Sarah? Old people who ride around in their larks don't read your Facebook pronouncements and therefore you couldn't get your message out to that "larger audience"? Guess you had to crawl back on your hands and knees and beg fatass Ailes for your job back.

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  33. Randall1:30 PM

    ...and the late night comics all JUMP for joy!

    Fox News should hire Michele Bachmann and have them team up! Call it, hmmmm, I don't know - yeah! Call it:

    "I Don't Know!"
    with Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann!

    or how about:

    "The BatShit and the DipShit"

    no, wait - howzabout:

    "Tell Us What We're Thinking - No, Seriously: We Have No Idea Unless Someone Tells Us"

    or howbout:

    "You're Stupid - NO YOU'RE Stupid!"

    or maybe

    "Screech and the Harpy" - oh, noooo - that's just mean.
    Anybody else got any ideas?

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    1. WakeUpAmerica1:52 PM

      The Alaskan Dingbat and the Minnesota Cuckoo

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    2. hedgewytch2:06 PM

      LMAO!

      Snowbilly and Crazy Eyes - A long walk off a short pier.

      The Wasilla Wingnut and The Minnesota Monstrosity

      Sarah and Michelle, The Paranoid Pair

      Palin and Bachman - Delusional and Dangerous

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    3. Anonymous3:32 PM

      How about "Four Eyes, None of the Normal"

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    4. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Jack and Ass, the Assclowns on the Right.

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  34. Anonymous1:35 PM

    After reading the article below I now understand EXACTLY why Roger pulled Baldy back on board. He needs a rabid attack dog. He needs to ramp up the attacks on President Obama, and she jumped at the chance to poison the airwaves again.

    She'll be pontificating on all the so called 'scandals', commiserating with the pundits on hand, ranting and raving her Obama hate in the run-up to the midterms. She is salivating at the chance to publicly attack, mock, disrespect and dress down our lovely president in whatever way she can. Under the FOX umbrella.

    And you KNOW they'll do their best to 'clean her up'. When she comes in the door smelling like a trash can, wig askew, dressed like a pre-teen, they'll take what shows up (insist that she bathe) and then proceed to put lipstick on that pig, with hairstylists, make up artists, fashion advisors, all working overtime to put a shine on this foul piece of turd they've had handed over to them.

    But alas, Roger, you are making a blatantly desperate move by doubling down on what is increasingly becoming a losing strategy by releasing the hound of hell in the persona of Sarah Palin. Because it just isn't working like it may have once worked, not with your network, your hate, your attack dog or your intentions for 2014 and 16.

    So Baldy can spew her venomous, bitter, racist hate, and from what it seems, it's falling on deaf ears for the most part.

    ------------------
    Why conservatives can't Whitewater Obama

    The Republican Noise Machine is falling on deaf ears

    President Obama has so far been able to emerge from "scandals" relatively unscathed.

    Twenty years ago, conservative media mavens seemed able to turn any minor flap into scandal gold, be it a decade-old land deal that lost money or a mundane replacement of White House travel office staff. They even pressured Bill Clinton, early in his first term, to accept an investigation led by an independent special prosecutor, which years later led to his own impeachment. Liberals, in disturbed awe of the Right's ability to control the media narrative, dubbed the conservative media the "Republican Noise Machine."

    Yet today, no matter how loud conservatives scream "Benghazi," "Solyndra," "Fast and Furious" and even "Intim-O-Gate" (Glenn Beck's failed attempt to brand the IRS and leak investigation controversies), President Obama glides past. His poll numbers remain relatively stable.

    There is not really a "what did the president know" drumbeat, and no suggestion he warrants independent investigation. Calls for Attorney General Eric Holder's resignation died down following his meeting with Washington media bureau chiefs. Benghazi lightning rod Susan Rice just got a promotion, and her Republican antagonists are pledging cooperation.

    What happened to the Republican Noise Machine? Here are three reasons it's sputtering:

    http://theweek.com/article/index/245318/why-conservatives-cant-whitewater-obama

    So we can look forward to watching another crash and burn failure for ol' Baldy.

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  35. Anonymous1:35 PM

    She is like a bad case of syphilis, that just wont go away. You know what I mean Bristol, don't you?

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  36. Anonymous1:36 PM

    The comments over at Politico on this are hilarious.
    Sample comments:
    "So she quit quitting Fox News?"
    "She's a half term Quitter"

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  37. Anonymous1:45 PM

    I guess speaking for free at that graduation was scraping the bottom of the barrel for Sarah. She probably called up Ailes right after that and took whatever they offered. She and the Klan are desperate for money, any money they can get their hands on. Were they looking at bankruptcy in their near future?

    Well, if it's going to happen, we have the consolation of having the best comedic relief here with Gryphen and his wit and humor!

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      She needs to earn back those 27 dollar bills they stuck under the seats so badly. She probably told Toad, either it's Fox or it's back to the streets baby! She's been gettin in shape by twerkin her stuff to Missy Elliot's One Minute Man.

      What's Toad's least favorite part?

      "Ooh, I don’t want, I don’t need I can’t stand no minute man I don’t want no minute man Ooh, here’s your chance be a man Take my hand understand I don’t want no minute man"

      Or is it this part that gets him all worked up?

      "[Ludacris] Yeah, uhh, uhh
      It`s time to set yo` clock back bout as long as you can
      I stop daylight, it`s Ludacris the maintenance man
      Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission
      You one minute FOOLS, you wonder why y`all missin
      On the back of milk cartons and there`s no reward
      No regards, close but it`s no cigar"

      Cause must be something got Sarah's groove back... What do Beldar say?

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  38. Anonymous1:48 PM

    O/T Well I can't say I'm surprised about this, anything that Greenwald gets his hands on carries a taint.

    As more time goes by, as with ALL of these huge revelations that the right wing is amplifying, and the media is jumping on board with, including this NSA 'bombshell', it's all not holding up to scrutiny. Not the IRS hysteria, not the Benghazi 'coverup', not Fast & Furious, not Solyndra, and the list goes on. Dig a little deeper and get to the actual facts of things and the dots don't connect to fit their narrative for long.

    But do you hear the media correcting the record with the same volume of hysteria as the original media orgasm that follows these big 'reveals'. Nope. Media porn is common place now. The 'sexier' the better, the TRUTH and the FACTS be damned.

    Maybe Mr. Blogger, you will not be so quick to over-react when the next big 'scandal' comes down the road, until you have a clearer understanding of information that comes in time passing and deeper digging.

    5 ways NSA leaker Edward Snowden's story isn't holding up

    In ways both big and small, Snowden's tale of patriotic betrayal is spouting its own leaks

    http://theweek.com/article/index/245492/5-ways-nsa-leaker-edward-snowdens-story-isnt-holding-up

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  39. Anonymous1:48 PM

    “The power of Fox News is unparalleled."
    -Sarah Palin

    What Da?

    Now that FOX rehired the bimbo, Sarah Palin doesn't have to patronize the Christian community anymore.

    Before Sarah got back on FOX's payroll she would have said,

    “The power of God is unparalleled"
    or
    “The power of the Bible is unparalleled.

    Not anymore, Sarah gots a pay job!

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    1. Anonymous4:36 PM

      The stench of The Screech is unparalleled. True dat.

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  40. Anonymous1:52 PM

    Please rehire me back...... I'll be a good bitch this time this time.

    I'll answer my phone when you try to find me.
    I'll show up to work.
    I'll slobber more from the side of my mouth when I spew about Obama.
    I'll wash my wigs and ass.

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    1. Anonymous4:59 PM

      . . . I'll wash my ass with my wigs.
      There. Fixed that for ya'. You're welcome.

      Delete
  41. Anonymous1:56 PM

    This comment is addressed to Sarah's fans and her trolls (I mean consultants) who read IM. Sarah is not going to run for President. You can give her all the money that you have and she will never run for President. She didn't run in 2012, and she won't run in 2016. When she shows up on Fox, everything that she says will be recorded on video, and it will be used against her if she ever tries to run for public office. That would be because Sarah says some really dumb things. She trembles, shakes and can't finish a sentence. There is something physically and mentally wrong with her. While that might be entertaining and good for ratings at Fox, that is not a good qualification to be President. Besides, Sarah does not do hard work. She can prattle for 5 to 7 minutes on Fox, which is about the length of her attention span. She does not read and study the issues. She fills the air with fluff and word salad. And, she will leave a trail of gaffs that will be food for the late night comedians. She will make stupid remarks, and knowing Sarah, she will respond to every criticism because she just can't keep her mouth shut. So, dear Friends in Sarah (those of you who are standing with her), please watch and write loving comments to Fox. Keep her on the air and out of our elections. And, she'll be on daytime, trying to save some of those sinking shows. She needs you to watch, but she won't be running for President. The only thing that will she'll be running is her mouth.

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  42. Prof. Beldar J. Conehead, PhD, detritus1:58 PM

    Maybe The Screechy Wretch(tm) took the time off to study up on something or other? Zeus knows she could use some smartification.

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    1. Anonymous2:37 PM

      Hahaha, smartification! We both know there will never be any of that coming from the Screech. It will dumbification all the way, everyday. I don't care about her performance on Monday but will look forward to laughing at her when she's at home with Willow styling her wigificatiions. Thanks for the new word of the day!

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  43. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Greta Van Susteren ‘Delighted’ By Palin’s Return To Fox: ‘It Will Drive Her TV Critics Crazy!’

    Responding to the news that former Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin will return to Fox News as a contributor beginning next week, On the Record host Greta Van Susteren told POLITICO that she is “delighted” and knows the news will provide fodder for Palin’s “obsessed” critics.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/greta-van-susteren-delighted-by-palins-return-to-fox-it-will-drive-her-tv-critics-crazy/

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  44. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Larry Flynt: ‘I’ve Never Met A Republican That Wasn’t Mean-Spirited And Racist’

    Legendary porn publisher Larry Flynt appeared on HuffPost Live this week and attempted to explain why he tends to be so critical of Republicans. “I’ve never met a Republican that wasn’t mean-spirited,” Flynt said, “and in his heart, a racist.”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/larry-flynt-ive-never-met-a-republican-that-wasnt-mean-spirited-and-racist/

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Right on the money, Larry. I have never met one that didn't fit that description either.

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  45. Anonymous2:24 PM

    While we were consumed by the crises of the moment--Turkey's riots, NSA snooping and Washington's "scandals"--something happened on June 7 and 8 that is potentially of more lasting importance. The Presidents of the U.S. and China held their most significant and successful meeting in decades. It was a vital step forward in the crucial relationship--between the world's superpower and its fastest-rising power--that will shape the 21st century.

    Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2145495,00.html#ixzz2W8bHdtke

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    1. Anonymous2:52 PM

      That's our POTUS, doing his job while the others are looking in the wrong direction.

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  46. Anonymous2:26 PM

    I'm sure all the people at Fox are just thrilled to have her back! /snark. That makes me laugh...sucks to be you Bill, Greta, Sean, et al.

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    1. Anonymous2:49 PM

      Greta was her main promoter at FOX....wonder what she really thinks now? Kiss of death coming at them!!!!

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  47. Anonymous2:30 PM

    OMG!

    GOP Congressman: ‘Illegal Aliens Have Just Invaded My DC Office’

    http://thinkprogress.org/immigration/2013/06/13/2153141/steve-king-undocumented-high-school-students-invaded-office/

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Their called "constituents", Congressman Asshat.

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  48. Anonymous2:33 PM

    The question is can Sarah Palin get used to working her grueling 3 minutes a day 2 days a week at FOX? That's a demanding schedule even for someone with the work ethics of hard working Sarah Palin. Sarah was a relentless warrior when she was governor of Alaska. Her employees and the state legislature had to constantly tell Gov Sarah to go home, be with her family and that Alaska will be fine and can get by if Sarah leaves her office for a few hours a month.

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    1. Anonymous6:16 PM

      Bumper stickers were seen all over Anchorage while she was governor "Where is Sarah?"

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  49. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Does this mean that Sarah Palin's sister Heather will get a pay raise for raising Tri-G?

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  50. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Poor Sarah is a bit behind the curve on 'Scandalrama'. They're all falling apart before she can get her loud mouth on the air:

    Darrell Issa's IRS Investigation Is Falling Apart

    When Republicans won control of the House of Representatives in 2010, Representative Darrell Issa of California was supposed to become a star. Issa, who made no secret of his ambition, took over the Oversight and Government Reform Committee, vowing to use the power of his chairmanship to stage hundreds of hearings and hold the Obama administration to account. Anticipating what he promised would be “constant battle,” the White House hired extra lawyers and braced for the onslaught.

    But Issa wasn’t the force people expected him to be. His biggest investigation, into the botched anti-gun smuggling operation that left a Border Patrol agent dead, incited right-wing talk radio listeners. Beyond that, though, it barely registered. After two years in power, Issa seemed more bark than bite.

    Then came last month’s revelation that IRS agents had singled out Tea Party groups for special scrutiny. Here was an issue that seized public attention and posed a legitimate threat to Obama. Since then, nobody in Congress has pushed harder than Issa to pin the scandal on the White House.

    But after a burst of attention, Issa’s investigation appears to have stalled.

    http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-13/darrell-issas-irs-investigation-is-falling-apart

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  51. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Mama since you gettin' paid from FOX does this mean I can move back home, quit pretending I want to wash hair, I can divorce Bristol and go back to terrorizing the community, hang out at the Target parking lot at 3am and have men visitors in my room like the good old days?

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  52. Anonymous2:44 PM

    I just took a little peak over at the PeePeePlace and they think she must have negotiated a deal where she can really speak her mind without the shackles. It's not about the money at all, they say. Oh, and she can debate too, any of them, all of them!...same stupidity different day.

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    1. Anonymous3:48 PM

      I hope she can speak her mind, the FCC will be busy.

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  53. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Good news and bad news.

    Bad news is Sarah Palin's old aging wrinkly mug is on tv again.

    Good news is when Sarah has to go to New York for FOX meetings, Todd can sneak off to Anchorage to check on his sex trafficking business and get some ass. You know check his bitches for quality control as part of the job.

    Nobody said pimpin' is easy.

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  54. Anonymous2:48 PM

    Don't forget that the retard Sarah Palin is the kiss of death to everything she touches. You would have thought FOX would have known that already w/their ratings dropping, dropping and now for sure, more dropping!

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  55. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Palin can still wow a GOP audience, but the polling says that not even Republicans, let alone US voters at large, like her much

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/02/republican-party-sarah-palin-advice

    "We'd like to get your overall opinion of some people in the news. As I read each name, please say if you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of these people -- or if you have never heard of them. Sarah Palin."

    Favorable 34%
    Unfavorable 58%
    March 15-17, 2013

    http://www.pollingreport.com/p.htm#Palin

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    1. Anonymous3:28 PM

      I'm a Democrat and I like her!
      Lots of schadenfreude opportunities and she basically pushed the GOP to such sanity that we've held on to the Senate, despite all signs pointing to the impossibility of that.
      And, sure, she's a grifter...but she's grifting from idiot Republicans who would have probably given that money to Santorum, which would have meant listening to his stupidity for another few months.

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    2. Anonymous3:28 PM

      Plus, she is retarded! Forget the fact of political correctness - she is what she is and that ain't much!

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  56. Anonymous3:00 PM

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY?

    Oh well, at least we'll get more clips of her idiocy to make fun of. Also more pics of her making stupid faces. Maybe we'll get to see her totally lose her shit on the air this time. Seriously though, does Fox News not think they have enough hate-filled morons working for them? Can't believe they're gonna waste more money on this stupid whore. Hopefully they're setting her up for some reason.

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  57. In a book I'm reading about the brain, I found this:

    Since suppression of this area [the right dorsolateral prefrontal cortex] increased selfish responses to unfair offers, it suggests that this area normally inhibits self-interest (taking any offer) and reduces the impact of the selfish urges on the decision-making processes, and thus plays a key role in inplementing behaviours that are fair.

    More evidence for this region's inhibiting selfish responses is from Damasio's group, which has given moral tests to adults who have had injuries to this area since childhood. Their answers were excessively egocentric, as was their behaviour. They exhibited a lack of self-centered inhibition and did not take another's perspective.

    Thinking that this sounded a bit like someone I've heard about, I googled: right dorsolateral prefrontal cortex lesion.

    One abstract that came up, Disorganised memory after right dorsolateral prefrontal damage, contained this statement about a 52-year-old patient, "She had tried different strategies to compensate for her memory problem, such as writing notes on her wrist or using electronic organizers. … This case exemplifies that an isolated lesion of the right area 9/46 may induce severe failure to schedule actions and memory retrieval, a disorder leading to severely disorganised behaviour and disability."

    Another of the hits prompted me to add the word discourse to the google terms, and I got this abstract: Discourse Impairments Following Lesions To the Dorsolateral Prefrontal Cortex. It says in part:

    Participants were shown a picture story with no soundtrack on a computer screen and then asked to retell the story. Measurement of story narrative performance was made at multiple levels: sentence production, intersentential cohesion, coherence, story grammar and completeness. Results indicated that the LDLPFC group had lower mean scores on all of the discourse measures than the RDLPFC and comparison groups, however only three significant differences were noted. The story retellings of the LDLPFC group yielded lower scores on local and global coherence and were less complete than those of the comparison group. Coherence refers to how discourse is organized with respect to an overall goal, plan, or topic. The completeness measure required recognizing associations among the critical components of the story. Individuals with damage to the DLPFC, particularly the LDLPFC, demonstrate difficulties with formulation of complex language not attributable to aphasia.

    (Random thought: I believe the Paul Revere presentation had a soundtrack.)

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  58. Anonymous3:08 PM

    off topic. pRick Perry at that sh*t again.

    Texas Gov. Rick Perry: Americans have no right to freedom from religion
    www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/13/texas-gov-rick-perry-americans-have-no-right-to-freedom-from-religion/

    Hey pRick...Praise Dog! jezebel.com/this-dogs-butthole-literally-looks-like-jesus-513072075

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    1. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Thank God the state of TX is turning blue! Get rid of the christian part of their state...they are idiots beginning w/Perry (the majority of us know that about him already!).

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    2. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Have you read Head Figure Head by Glen Maxey about Rick's proclivities? Very interesting reading.

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  59. Anonymous3:14 PM

    I ask again...why does she stick out her tongue to sip out of a straw? So gross.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Muscle memory from her whoring days I guess?

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    2. Anonymous3:25 PM

      Check into the guys she has been w/throughout the years - they could tell you! She is a friggin' idiot!

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    3. Anonymous3:33 PM

      dry mouth from adderall and other drug use

      she is making sexy gestures to tease her male followers

      she doesn't even know how to suck on a straw

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    4. Anonymous3:34 PM

      That picture came from a website I can't find any more and the blog heading was "Sarah Palin Goes Down on a Big Gulp".

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    5. Anonymous3:41 PM

      It's no secret that Ailes has not an ounce of respect for her but if he thinks Baldy can resurrect his anti-Obama synthetic scandals for him he's going to be very disappointed.

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    6. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Because she thinks she is sexy and hot.
      I guess.
      But really she is retarded.

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    7. Anonymous3:50 PM

      She needs speed to function, weirdness with the mouth and tongue is the result.

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    8. Anonymous4:00 PM

      lizards stick their tongues out to sense the environment because they can't see well.

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    9. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Greta Van Susteren loves it like that in her hole.

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    10. Anonymous4:47 PM

      The tongue action is involuntary as Sarah thinks about herself playing the Rusty Trombone with RushBo and RogerA.

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    11. Anonymous5:54 PM

      She's a huge dork, so awkward even when she's trying to be sexy.

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    12. Anonymous6:24 PM

      I think she has gone overboard with the Botox, so her muscles are weak. No feeling in her face, or mouth area.

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  60. Anonymous3:22 PM

    I'm trying to look on the bright side. Maybe Ailes knows the shit for Palin is about to hit the fan - and he wants us all to have front row seats. He wants her to be eviscerated as publically as possible.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie7:33 PM

      My first thought. He could own exclusive rights to the train wreck.

      They could make enough to pay for Rupert's shiny new divorce.

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  61. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Does this mean Sarah will quit her Facebook job?

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  62. Anonymous3:32 PM

    If I have to choose between Ailes and Palin, which one is the smarter, I pick Ailes. He made Palin an offer that she refused because it was significantly lower than her previous million a year deal. By now, Palin must have realized that she doesn't have the same following and cash flow on Twitter and Facebook. I think that she is the one who kept contacting Ailes, and his answer was, "Take the deal I offered in 2012..." or, Palin wanted the job so badly, that Ailes didn't have to offer that much. Besides, Palin is being used to hype daytime shows. Why do I think that daytime is a demotion from prime time? She'll be on Fox Business and Fox News, daytime and prime time. She used to just be on at night.

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    1. Anonymous4:04 PM

      Exactly what I was thinking.Without the "power of Fox" and a steady source of income Sarah decided she'd better take whatever was offered to her.Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      What's really hilarious is that if she is on daytime she'll have to hit the studio as early as 3 or 4am AK time to gather with the daytime show hosts such as Fox and Friends. East Coast is 4 hours earlier so Mrs. Palin will have to change her entire schedule to be on this daytime Fox programming schedule. She must have really been desperate for the dollars.

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  63. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Let's be prepared for an all-new Palin broadcast studio, since it's certain that she sold her old dusty props on Ebay as soon as Fox cancelled her in December.
    So, Sarah, you'll need a new:
    American flag -- as big as possible
    Random vase with branches sticking out of it
    Floor lighting to cast eerie shadows
    Green background to emphasize your orange tan
    Teddy bear or toy Grizzly bear dressed in a red, white, and blue t-shirt
    For yourself: polish up that Star of David, as well as your various crosses. Be sure not to forget your beaded freedom bracelet, which you bought at a consignment shop three years ago and haven't taken off since. (Like a friendship bracelet -- you and Liberty are BFFs.)
    Wigs of various hues and lengths.
    Red plush bathrobe.

    What have I forgotten, IMers? Please help out Sarah.

    P.S. So sad, really, Sarah, that you're only shown from the waist up. All those short skirts and FM shoes in your closet are for naught! I guess you'll just have to unbutton another button on top to show your stuff.
    P.P.S. But the good news is that Willow, now a certified professional hair groomer, can be put on your payroll for styling your wigs. Just be sure to tell her to have them cover your hairline. And to wash them at least once a month.

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    1. Anonymous4:56 PM

      Also too that sad globe from Walmart Can't wait to see the puke green background again

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    2. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Hopefully Willer has learned to wax off your mustache

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  64. Leland3:52 PM

    PLEASE! Somebody cram oversized corks in her holes! I am so sick of this idiot. It will be a great day when she is no longer being talked about and we don't have to listen to her ignorant screeching!

    HEY! Maybe we can get Jong-un to take her as a friend and get her the hell out of HERE! She already believes they are allies, right?

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    1. Anonymous4:25 PM

      PLEASE! Somebody cram oversized corks in her holes!

      More like 55 gallon drums.

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    2. Anonymous4:27 PM

      Most days she'd fit right in with Dennis Rodman, in a lot of ways.

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  65. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Do you know what this FOX job means?


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    1. Anonymous4:13 PM

      NO MORE NON PAYING BACK WOODS HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONS FOR SARAH PALIN!

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    2. Anonymous4:14 PM

      SOMEBODY OWES THAT BITCH $27.00 IN DOLLAR BILLS.

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    3. Anonymous4:15 PM

      Todd can go back to pimpin'

      SARAH PALIN IS TEFLON AGAIN!

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    4. Anonymous4:18 PM

      The Paylins can get off of unemployment?

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    5. Anonymous4:23 PM

      With money coming into the Palin household, Sarah Palin's daughters can stop performing cunnilingus on 80 year old rich Jewish grandmothers?

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    6. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Sarah Palin will be at next years Assclown White House Correspondents' Dinner and won't have to wear Bristol's dress from two years ago?

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    7. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Sarah can get bigger breast implants.

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    8. Anonymous4:35 PM

      The Palins can all get clipped and stop producing bastard children?

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    9. Anonymous4:38 PM

      The Palins can finally get out of Alaska and stop mooching off the hard working tax payers.

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    10. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Todd has to bend over for Roger?

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    11. Anonymous4:43 PM

      Shailey Tripp can finally get her back pay Pimp Daddy Todd owes her.

      Pun intended!

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    12. Anonymous4:47 PM

      All of Sarah Palin's kids can now go to college.


      Calm down don't have a heart attack Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper, just kidding you guys.


      Damn they act like I told them to get jobs, stop having sex or something.


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    13. Anonymous4:50 PM

      Todd can finally get his penile implant he always wanted and stop looking like a newborn baby?

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    14. Anonymous4:57 PM

      Piper can tell Todd to kiss her ass, she's not working for him.

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    15. Anonymous5:03 PM

      More job security for Sarah Palin's speech writer.

      Rebecca Mansour will have to write Sarah's FOX News responses to the FOX questions they're going to ask her.

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    16. Anonymous5:09 PM

      New refrigerator door?

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  66. FBN? That's like being moved down to the minors,ain't it?

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    1. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Daytime Fox Business News, what's lower than the farm team?

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    2. Anita Winecooler5:27 PM

      It's like Tebow being hired by the patriots. The Palin version of his signature move is called "The double Tebow"

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  67. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Here's a drinking game:
    Every time she blares "freedom," "liberty," "true," "hope," "exceptional," "beauty of freedom," or any combination thereof, take a shot. You'll be blotto by the end of her five-minute rant. A double shot every time she denigrates our President by refusing to use his name, or calls him a weakling, coward, etc.
    Caution: drink only soda or water when she appears on daytime TV, or you won't be able to cook dinner.
    Triple points: if she uses a prop -- either Big Gulp or tobacco, or gorges on s'mores while pouring chocolate sauce on her green beans.

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  68. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Is Alaska -- hmm, six hours from NY time?
    In other words, if Fox wants her to be on a 3 p.m. show (EDT), she'll have to be clean, combed and well-prepared by 9 a.m. Do any of the Palins even crawl out of bed before 10?
    She'll need to have something ready to say, as well.
    More stress for less money, Sarah. You asked for it.

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Did you ever see "clean, combed, and prepared" befoe on Faux? Why would you expect that now for way less $$$?

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    2. Anonymous6:24 PM

      It's four hours but she's mostly in Arizona and that's only two hours. Still, that'll be a stretch for her.

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  69. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Mom just because you have a job now how come Piper can drop out of junior high when I had to go to two years of high school before I dropped out?

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    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Well Willow, in planning for her future, Piper thought long and hard about what kind of work would make her happy and provide her with a good income in today’s economy. She’s artistic and has an interest in making people feel good, and as an entrepreneur with a strong work ethic she desires to be her own boss as a small lemonade stand business owner like her lemonade stand she managed in front of the governor's mansion in Juneau. Also it doesn't cost me $20, 000 to pay someone to teach her to wash hair.

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  70. Anita Winecooler5:25 PM

    Actually, this is good news! It shows that Obama's policies are working! Here we have Baldy, Unemployed for six months, schlepping off to anywhere that will have her. Terri Schiavo, the death panel lady from the Bush years - bam She's there like white on Rice!
    Some hick high school graduation? BAM She's there like white on Rice!
    A horse race with a rich old cougar suffering from dementia? Bam, she's there like White on Rice!

    Roger just hired her to take attention away from his fat belly. His wife got tired of hoisting that belly above her head, BAM Sarah's there like White on Rice!

    And Greta Van Sistern, bless her cotton blazer and button down oxford shirt, puts her stamp of approval on the new hire. Now Ailes gets TWO tax writeoffs for hiring the handicapped.

    What's in it for us? Countless hours of pointing and laughing, fashion advice for the Walmart set, and watching her downward spiral into madness.

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  71. Anonymous5:33 PM

    William Cerney Sr. > Sarah Palin  · Sarah, my name is William H. Cerney Sr. I was a Naval Intelligence officer during WW2. I have been a great fan of yours for a long time. I was just wondering if you would like to be my friend on Facebook?


    Sorry Billy I can't be your girlfriend. I have a black boyfriend who plays basketball but if you want we can skip rope at recess?

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  72. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Mr. Gryphen, Something wrong with your sources there in Alaska? Why did you not prepare us for this news? I had to find out cold, right on MSN. I thought that I could count on you to be the go to guy for breaking news of everything Palin. You let me down buddy but I'll be tuning in everyday to find out the latest on the crazy Palin.

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  73. I know loofahboy is happy...hahahaha..I wonder what rubio thinks???
    Are they gonna rehire crybaby becky too?...the clowns, my word. lol

    How is the gop suppose to change their image if faux news keeps rehiring losers? Losers rehiring losers.

    Why doesn't the gop understand yet that 2014 election turn-out is going be greater than 2008s? When will these dingbats realize WE DON'T WANT THEIR USA? Never!

    her immaturity, ignorance, raunchiness, nastiness lying, racist antics won't ever work, got that ms toad? You and faux news are done. Kiss of death for any endorsement she makes.

    Put money on it that the insufferable bitch couldn't get a real gig if she fucked for it. she realized that she was relished to nascar (not as racist as she thought), pseudo christians' chat-chats and faded hollywood stars on faded reality bullshit (looking dumb as shit). she had no viable place to go except back to the swamp. P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C! But what a wake up call.

    Now the cow can fleece her flock again.

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  74. Anonymous5:37 PM

    THE OBAMA ECONOMIC PLAN DOES WORK, EVEN DUMBASS SARAH PALIN FOUND EMPLOYMENT!

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    1. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Now if the Immoral Minority readers and Malia Litman will get off of Todd's ass he too can go back to work pimping in Anchorage.

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  75. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Greta is probably under orders to get Palin to join the cult...as in Scientology. Palin could draw many of her minions into the fold and what could be better than that?

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    1. Anonymous5:52 PM

      Sarah forgot to wish Greta Happy Birthday-- two days ago. Ooops.

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  76. Anonymous5:40 PM

    CmWin Ohio > Sarah Palin · TRIG was a GIFT from GOD .......NOTHING that monster Bill Maher could EVER say or do could CHANGE THAT !!!!!!!! NOTHING !!!!!!!!! There is a special place in hell for people like Bill...........actually hell is TOO GOOD for the likes of him .......

    CmWin as far as we can tell in Wasilla, Trig was a gift to Sarah from Bristol.

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  77. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Is that FOX job a big FUCK YOU to all those idiots who sent money to SarahPac in hopes that Sarah Palin will run for president and senator? No way is thin skinned Sarah giving up her 10 minutes a week job to work 365 days a year.

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  78. Anonymous5:51 PM

    MY guess, and we will hear the number in a few weeks, is that she went back for about $250,000.

    Little Rabbit

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  79. Anonymous5:51 PM

    @anon 5:40 PM You are right! Trig was a gift to Sarah from Bristol, whether Bristol wanted to give him to Sarah or not. That's why Bristol got set up in a swell condo in Anchorage the moment that she had her GED in her hand-- along with managing a doctor's office. Bristol never would have gotten on DWTS, had a ghost written book or a reality show without Sarah's help and influence. Let's face it. Bristol has little personality and talent. Those were payback for that precious gift. Bristol, and now Willow, will keep on receiving gifts to keep them under Sarah's control. Doesn't it look suspicious that Bristol lives in a swell big house and Willow gets to be her baby sitter? Bristol is being rewarded both for her silence and her gift.

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  80. Anonymous5:55 PM

    WHAT? What do you mean you found another job and won't need the job in next seasons DWTS OLD NEVER WAS EDITION?

    Fine, see if we give Bristol any more pity jobs at ABC.

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  81. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Paul Stump > Sarah Palin · Sarah -- You are America's greatest hope. Like Queen Esther of the Old Testament, you have come on the scene "for such a time as this." I am praying for your total success as a leader for our great nation. Dr. Paul L. Stump


    Wow a doctor? By any chance you didn't perform chin and breast cosmetic surgeries for America's Great White Hope family did you?

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  82. minnie6:04 PM

    There is a petition asking FOX to add a laugh track whenever Palin speaks! Not kidding!
    http://www.leftaction.com/action/tell-fox-add-laugh-track-sarah-palin

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  83. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Steve Hausler > Sarah Palin  · Sarah, It's Independence Day! The 4th of July is just the date we celebrate...C'mon, say it with me INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! Let Freedom Ring!


    Screw you Steve! Sarah doesn't have to patronize you or any other sucker anymore. Sarah has a pay job now.

    Steve can you say this with Sarah?

    "CA CHING! No Hamburger Helper anymore. "

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  84. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Sandy Doyle > Sarah Palin  · Welcome back to FOX Sarah~~~You've been missed!..We can't wait until Monday morning~~on FOX and FRIENDS!


    Sandy what are you doing watching tv on a Monday morning? Do you have a SandyPac or something? You better get off your butt and make a buck and send it to SarahPac.

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  85. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Bruce Johnson > Sarah Palin · Minnesota needs someone to run against Al Franken. Miss Palin, you were born here in Minnesota. Please run.


    Bruce if Sarah Palin had any chance of winning an elected political position in Minnesota, she would probably tell your state she was born in Minnesota but until then Sarah was born in Idahoe.

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  86. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Scott Dillon > Sarah Palin · Welcome Back to Foxnews.I always enjoyed your views.


    Somebody beam Scotty up. Scotty when Sarah was governor and mayor, Sarah had Todd's views. Now that Sarah has donors sending SarahPac money, no telling whose views Sarah has. For now he goes by the name Joe Consultant.

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  87. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Sarah Palin’s Coming Back To Fox, So Why Not Relive 9 Of Her Greatest Hits?

    http://www.mediaite.com/uncategorized/sarah-palins-coming-back-to-fox-so-why-not-relive-9-of-her-greatest-hits/

    To Maximize Investment, Fox Needs to Change Game For Sarah

    For all her shortcomings and all her talent, one thing is certain:

    Sarah Palin can draw attention.

    The love and hate for Palin—depending on which camp you’re in—gives her a gift few possess: The ability to generate a reaction (good or bad), to make people pay attention. Despite her rising unfavorable ratings (58% unfavorable in the latest CNN/ORC poll…a 37-point rise since her 2008 RNC speech), she’s authored two best-sellers, and was named to Time’s “100 Most Influential People,” albeit in 2010.

    As you may have heard, Ms. Palin just re-signed with Fox after the two broke up five months ago. But before we continue, the usual disclaimer: I’m not here to argue about Palin’s positions on XYZ. If you prefer to do so, there’s a friendly comments section below to share perspective.

    Instead, let’s analyze the following:

    Was Palin effective in her contributor role after Fox hired her in 2010?

    Answer: No. Even many of supporters would agree that her guest spots on The O’Reilly Factor were, well…awkward. You can feel the host growing impatient with the former VP candidate as she ran off the usual generic talking points when answering a question. In short, Palin offered up practically nothing unique, nothing original.

    And during her spots with Sean Hannity, it was an MSNBC-esque echo chamber, Republican style. Sean makes a point, Sarah expands on point. Sean compliments Sarah, Sarah returns the favor. Like a lawyer examining a client on the stand, the Hannity-Palin dynamic was invariably conflict-free, predictable, and tedious.

    In other words, everything Palin wasn’t on the 2008 campaign trail.

    ...So what’s the right role for her?

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/palin-in-comparison-to-maximize-investment-fox-needs-to-change-game-for-sarah/

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  88. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Claudia Dawson > Sarah Palin · Throw your hat back into the ring....oust your old friend McCain...Arizona needs a new Senator ... one that will stand up for the truth and not be a Rino


    Claudia, I don't know if you realized this but Sarah never threw her hat in the ring. As far as John McCain goes, is he really her friend? Not one Palin went to his son's wedding and John McCain has never uttered the words that Sarah Palin should run for governor, senator or president. Looks like McCain is through with the Palins.

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  89. Roger Ailes thinks Palin can destroy a Hilary Clinton campaign.

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  90. Anonymous7:00 PM

    The Daily Edge ‏@TheDailyEdge 13m
    Imagine you had millions in the bank. Would you work for a boss who had publicly called you "stupid" and "an idiot"?

    andy lassner ‏@andylassner 59m
    "Yes I called her an idiot but she's our idiot". -Roger Ailes on rehiring Sarah Palin at @FoxNews

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  91. Anonymous7:20 PM

    I love that top picture of her that clearly shows every single lump of her lip-plumping injections.

    She doesn't need bendy straws to look plastic.


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