Saturday, July 06, 2013

2nd Amendment blowhard in trouble with the authorities once again for making more terrorist threats on YouTube.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

U.S. Park Police and Washington, D.C. Police are investigating a video posted by gun rights activist Adam Kokesh in which the former U.S. Marine and Iraq veteran is seen loading shells into a pump-action shotgun and promising a “final American Revolution” by “next Independence Day.” According to Talking Points Memo, the video was posted Thursday to Kokesh’s YouTube account. 

The clip, called “Open Carry March on DC a Success,” showed Kokesh standing in a black “Goodfellas”-style jacket and no tie in what appears to be Washington, D.C.’s Freedom Plaza, where carrying a loaded firearm is illegal. “We will not be silent,” Kokesh said, looking slightly wild-eyed and punctuating each phrase with another shell loaded into the gun’s chamber. 

“We will not obey. We will not allow our government to destroy our humanity. We are the final American Revolution. See you next Independence Day.” 

Kokesh, a Ron Paul 2012 supporter and 9/11 “truther” was forced to call off a planned armed march on Washington in May of this year. He and other gun rights activists planned to march across the Memorial Bridge from Virginia into Washington, D.C. carrying weapons that are against the law in the nation’s capitol.

You guys remember this Kokesh guy right?

He was the moron who encouraged his radio listeners to march on Washington D.C. with loaded rifles slung across their shoulders, and then later backed out when he realized he might actually get shot or arrested.

Just WHO in the hell would be impressed with that dramatic cocking of the shotgun?  It looks like somebody has been watching too many Steven Seagal movies.

I am guessing that if he has any following at all it is made up of twelve year old boys.

I know we make a lot of jokes about gun nuts and their penis size, but I swear I have never seen a more obvious case of over compensation in my life. 


  1. Anonymous4:08 AM

    I thought the big day was going to be this past Thursday. I guess no one else wanted to participate and he was obviously too cowardly to do it alone.

  2. Anonymous4:23 AM


    1. Anonymous8:09 AM

      Don't insult Pussies...;)

    2. Anonymous9:07 AM

      No kidding. Be more specific. He's a Palin Pussy, rotten inside and out.

  3. Anonymous5:12 AM

    How is our Government destroying OUR humanity? It's right wing radio, hateful gospel televangelist shows and rinky-dink fundy rent-a-churches, crude and righteous highway signs, and chip-on-their-shoulder Indy movements like Kokesh's.

    He see how fast and freaked out he was talking? Cause he was afraid of being caught by the authorities. This was not a boastful and proud video, he was about to pull a Nugent and shit his pants.

    Asshole is lucky he did not have 'good guys' with guns mistake him for a terrorist and do the good work 2nd Amendmenters are supposedly doing protecting our country and whatnot.

  4. Randall5:15 AM

    I can't think of a more obvious example of someone who really needs to have his weapons taken away from him - and be locked up where people in white coats can study his diseased brain.

  5. Anonymous5:37 AM

    Stroke it a few more times, pal. It feels a whole lot better after you've ejected all the shells.

  6. Anonymous6:07 AM

    Are you in This Town?

    Sarah, Todd and Bristol are!

    Mark Leibovich’s insider book on self-promotion, self-enrichment and self-perpetuation in the nation’s capital comes with a label on the dust jacket: “WARNING: This Town does not contain an index. Those players wishing to know how they came out will need to read the book.” No fear, players. The Washington Post has scoured “This Town” and found 739 names – people real and fictional, famous and infamous. Find out if you’re one of them.

  7. Anonymous6:09 AM

    It occurs to me that Palin's over-inflated breasts are also a case of over-compensation.

    1. Anonymous9:23 AM


      Just as her constant *big talk*, ridiculously inclined and height-enhancing shoes, hilariously obvious fake hair, and fake glasses mask other inadequacies, namely, lack of intelligence/poor communication skills, her diminutive stature (Napoleon complex), rapid onset of baldness, and embarrassing wonky eye.

      Why wouldn't Sarah try to complete the deception with oversized, obnoxious fake boobs. After all, this is a woman who hides her intellectual defects behing ghostwriters for Facebook, Twitter and Editorials submitted to print media. But the truth is conveyed whenever she makes a personal appearance and people see and hear her in person. They quickly realize they have been fed a steady stream of old photos and canned quotes as part of her ruse in order to get to their pocketbook.

  8. Anonymous6:20 AM

    It NEVER stops....the latest!

  9. Anonymous6:23 AM

    Sounds like somebody missed a nap.

    Kookish is a poor actor and big talker who craves attention and approval. A lifetime of insecurity and inadequacy will do that to a *man*. Just like Granny Grifter, except that Kookish took notes when someone was showing him how to load shells into his gun. Oh, and Sarah's penis (at 1.5 inches) might be a little bigger. Kook'e daddy must've been like Creepy Chuckie, was with his kids.

    This little fella playing shit-stirrer for the media need to cool his jets for a few months somewhere he can get all the hugs and attention he never got from his mama.

  10. Anonymous6:27 AM

    ...Just WHO in the hell would be impressed with that dramatic cocking of the shotgun? ...

    Well, Adam Kokesh is clearly very impressed with how much larger his penis feels with each phrase and gun action. He's talking himself into an erection. And he obviously is unaware that his sexual deficiencies are of little interest to anyone but himself.

    When he finally gets jailed, a fellow inmate will help him out with the sex problem.

  11. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Have We All Been Fooled By Edward Snowden?

    ...This new information has me pondering exactly who this guy is: is he the concerned whistle-blower? Or did he have an ulterior motive to spill what he did? His background isn’t really CIA or NSA material, so say a few people I’ve spoken to who actually have worked for a government contractor. So why was he hired? And why did he pick now to speak out? This has never smelled right to me, which is why I have withheld judgement. But these new revelations create even more questions. Is this whole thing a ruse to make the President look bad? If so, who is funding it – who is paying for all his travel and hotels? Or is Edward Snowden, a man who has completely destroyed his own life, just stupid? I still don’t know but this new information gives me a lot to think about. How about you?

  12. Wow I got an erection just watching that...and I don't even own a penis.

    1. Anonymous9:58 AM

      Since I do have one, though it remains flaccid most of the time because I'm 90 and my career as an incredible lover ended with my retirement a few years back.

      I held my 12-gauge with a firm grip while I watched that young whipper-snapper rack his shotgun. Now I feel like I could service a line of hookers from my bedroom door out to the street, stretching down the block and around the corner, and all the way down to the titty bar.

      Have I become a gun nut or is my doc right that I have an occasional lapse into dementia and am prone to overcompensate for my fear of an inability to *get it up* for the ladies always calling me due to their fond memories?

      Because after watching him pump hid gun up a few times, my own 12-gauge was standing at attention, all swelled up and breathing like a catfish, even though my gun's not even loaded.

      Four hours later, I had to call my doctor. I kid you not.

  13. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Good that he documented it all on a YouTube video. Now the authorities have visual evidence that he broke the law by going into DC with a gun and LOADING IT.
    THROW THE BOOK AT THIS MANIAC and put him away for a good many years so he can cool his heels.

  14. Anonymous8:34 AM

    MITCHELL, S.D. – A man suffered minor injuries shortly after 2 a.m. Thursday when he fell asleep on his back porch with a loaded handgun and accidentally shot himself in the midsection, authorities said.

    Mitchell police said the 34-year-old man was sitting alone in a lawn chair on the back porch of his residence when a family member turned on the porch light and opened a nearby door. Startled by the light and noise, the man woke up and unintentionally pulled the handgun’s trigger and shot himself.

    The Darwin Principle at work. Survival of the sanest.

    The B.

    1. Another one of those "responsible" gun owners we keep hearing about?

  15. Anita Winecooler7:30 PM

    Just wait... he'll put up another video saying he didn't mean it, apologizes if he offended anyone, I just got carried away.... by the FBI, and they had better suits and nicer guns than I did...

    Kokesh isn't playing with a full deck, take away his permits for good this time.


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