Monday, July 01, 2013

Greta and Sarah back together again. It's like Thelma and Louise only this time you're rooting for the cliff. Update!

This from Palin's Facebook page:

I sure respect Greta Van Susteren's work ethic, independence, and ability to stay on top of so many current events that viewers count on her covering. (Check out gretawire.com to see what she's keeping up with, just today!) I look forward to joining her tonight on her Fox show "On the Record" -- I'll be interviewed from Alaska (10pm EST, 6pm Alaska time). Greta's so good about inviting feedback; you have opportunity to sound off on gretawire.com - Sarah Palin

Well it looks like Palin is writing her own Facebook posts again.

Either that or RAM  has been huffing uncut Twinkie filling again.

So Palin is returning to On the Record to help make Greta lose the will to live again.

Gee I wonder what they will talk about?

Benghazi? The economy? Benghazi? Edward Snowden? Benghazi? The IRS "scandal?" Or hey, maybe they will talk about Benghazi!

And while we are wondering, I also wonder if they will turn on the lights this time.

Or leave her in the dark and spare all of us the sight of that Bozo the Clown wig of hers and the hundred yard stare of a coked out lunatic?

Update: It looks like Greta has just about had enough:

Despite her recent criticism of CNN as having taken a “softer” approach to the news, it turns out Fox’s Greta Van Susteren may have sought employment there recently. 

According to our high-level sources within CNN, the Fox host initiated several meetings with CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker earlier this spring, inquiring about a potential return to CNN.

Seriously who can blame her? I mean having to interview Sarah Palin must be like having to search stool samples for undigested corn.

118 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Fox’s Greta Van Susteren Allegedly Initiated Meetings With CNN Looking To Rejoin Network

    Despite her recent criticism of CNN as having taken a “softer” approach to the news, it turns out Fox’s Greta Van Susteren may have sought employment there recently.

    According to our high-level sources within CNN, the Fox host initiated several meetings with CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker earlier this spring, inquiring about a potential return to CNN.

    She had previously worked at the network during the 1990s, rising to prominence as a legal analyst during the coverage of O.J. Simpson‘s murder trial. She also co-hosted CNN’s legal show, Burden of Proof, from 1994 until 2002, whereupon she departed for Fox News.

    Van Susteren recently discussed CNN’s “softer” approach in a negative light, lamenting to Larry King that it was a “stupid” move for the network to let him go back in 2010. Some saw her remarks as a “swipe” at CNN’s re-branding, but in a blog post she asserted that she “appreciates and admires” the network’s journalists, and that her views on the network are no more “harsh or different from anyone else’s.”

    The On the Record host’s alleged flirtations with coming back to CNN may indicate that, even though she just re-signed a deal with Fox, her 10 p.m. primetime slot could be in trouble.

    We’ve reached out to Van Susteren for comment. Will update.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/foxs-greta-van-susteren-allegedly-initiated-meetings-with-cnn-looking-to-rejoin-network/

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    1. Here's the video of Baldy from tonight!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFqyBTb_RQ0

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    2. Gryphen...check out this picture of Baldy! I've never seen it before...check out the giant ass titties she's sporting!! I found it on Redstate!

      http://www.redstate.com/files/2013/07/Sarah-Palin-War-on-Christmas.jpg

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  2. Anonymous4:48 PM

    4:39
    Right? I read that too and assumed mediatite would've post the story unless they were fairly certain about what their source said.

    Pee pond thinks skank intended a put down of hannity by commending Greta on her independence -baawwwaaahh! Do they get decoder rings when they donate to the grifter's fund? Bbaawwaaah!

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      They're all frickin' nutz over there at the Pee pond.

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  3. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Hehehe...I'm shrugging my shoulders and doing a Pelosi...Who cares?

    I don't watch Fox and having Sarah on doesn't make me change my mind.

    She's got nothing new to say, the same old bullshit, Obama is bad....blah, blah, blah.

    Maybe she'll talk about the third party she's starting up because the GOP is bad (true) blah, blah, blah.

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    1. Anonymous7:10 PM

      If it wasn't for Obama, Palin would be hard pressed on what to say. Take away her usual BS, and she would be silent.

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  4. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Greta looks so thrilled to be there with Sarah. Oh well, Greta. Sucks to be you.

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  5. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Sarah will do her fan dance when asked about a third party. Won't say "yes" and can't say "no."

    She'll take a swipe at the President for --- you name it. Whatever it is, being laxidaisical [sic] or taking a firm stand on something -- she'll blame it all on him. Let's see -- the cost of the Africa trip? Independence Day coming up?
    Let freedom ring, etc. Walking back her love for the Damn Yankees at Gettysburg? Gay marriage? Voting rights act? Paula Deen? There's so much red meat for her to sink her teeth into. Whatever it is, it'll be the President's fault.
    I bet she talks about how Gettysburg ended slavery, and how Barack Obama would never have been elected without the bloodshed of those brave soldiers, who he's dissing by being out of the country during the 150th anniversary of the battle.

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  6. Greta, being the ugly girl, and also somewhat patient and quite intelligent, consistently pulls the short straw to shepherd the crazy ex-governor. Hope the paycheck is worth it, Greta. BTW, does Sarah ever show concern for your ill husband?

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    1. Anonymous7:55 PM

      They are involved in Franklyn Graham's charities together. Since Greta is a Scientologist,I think that she tags along with Frank for the photo ops and if makes her look compassionate.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie9:33 PM

      I think they're involved in the Babygate hoax together.

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  7. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Eh, I got my fill of Greta on CourtTV during the OJ trial. I've never bothered to watch any show of hers since.

    I kind of miss CourtTV though. They used to run a sort of "night court" program that was often unintentionally hilarious. I remember one where two women were brought in (family altercation)... the fight started over who ate the last pork chop and escalated from there.

    Now I'm hungry for pork chops.

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    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      My daughter saw two pregnant girls arguing about a parking spot at Wal Mart once!! Just reminds me of that. Did Greta try for her old job back AFTER she learned that the Wasilla Witch was back on Faux?

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    2. Anonymous6:57 PM

      If I had been with the two ladies and either of them reached for the last pork chop---especially a good old bone-in fried pork chop, I'd have been on court-tv with both of em.

      Hell, I'd wrestle Paula Deen and her twin sister (if she's got one) for the last fried pork chop, and they wouldn't have a prayer. Love me some pork chops.

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    3. Cracklin Charlie9:32 PM

      One of my favorite dinners...Pork chop sandwich. Mmmm.

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  8. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Did she get her lips plumped (or should we put out an APB for the bus that hit her)?

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    1. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Barking at and chasing parked cars again. One way to get a fat lip, as she *catches* one every now and then.

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    2. Anita Winecooler8:04 PM

      lol!

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    3. Anonymous9:16 PM

      LOL, I noticed those fat lips, too. She looks totally unnatural. Greta, on the other hand looks tired and disinterested.

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  9. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Greta ... for-the-record ... Did Bristol let you feel the baby kick, when you were in Haiti?

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    1. Anonymous8:01 PM

      I wonder how much it cost SarahPAC to donate that baby to Franklin's ministry to adopt out.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie9:30 PM

      Sarah wouldn't pay money out to non-family members. The adoption fee was probably included in Britta's settlement.

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  10. Anonymous5:33 PM

    That Palin is just like growing a mushroom. You keep her in the dark, and she wallows (see what I did there) in her own shit.

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  11. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Seat belts? Anyone? ;)

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  12. Mawh. Mawh! Put the chiterling to bed! Mu two favorite women folk are acomin on!

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  13. Anonymous5:49 PM

    That Sarah sure is a poser, isn't she? She always sticks her face out front, way beyond her neck.... a model's trick to look more glamorous. Bristol tried this neck trick too and it looks just as ridiculous on her as her mother. Glam models, they aren't. Just ridiculous posers.

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Sarah's is more like a head on a pike.

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      7:19 ok i need a new keyboard!!!!

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  14. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Funny how Old Skank now has to advertise her TV appearances on FB. She obviously didn't draw the numbers Ailes was after on Fux and Fiends.

    Clearly she has no long-term contract.

    We have all summer to watch you 'fell', Sarah. :P



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    1. Anonymous7:59 PM

      Reduced to selling her own shit. I think Ailes is letting her hang herself. That would be divine justice, ironic too.

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    2. Anonymous5:13 AM

      The Pee Pond is complaining that she is not getting treated right by FOX. These posts must be made by the "postage people" to soften up the bots. When FOX dumps her they will cheer and say she was the victim again.

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  15. Olivia5:52 PM

    I wonder who they have in the trunk.

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  16. Anonymous5:57 PM

    huffing uncut Twinkie filling. That is hilarious Gryphen !!

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    1. Anonymous9:48 PM

      the corn in the poop comment is my fave

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  17. Sally in MI6:00 PM

    Hey, what happened to Sarah's chest? It looks like the one she had when she ran that fake race floating over the curbs. Where's the chest she had on under that pink fluffy thing that day? How can anyone have any respect for a 50 year old woman who can't even keep her chests straight, let alone her wigs? I mean really. Does Willow have to do everything for this woman?

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    1. Anonymous6:47 PM

      She can't keep her kids' birthdays straight or their birthplaces, or there gestational age at birth....why would we think she can keep her boobies straight?

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    2. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Sally, like Bill O'Reilly said about Sarah: "The tits come in. The tits go out. You can't explain that!"

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    3. Anonymous7:22 PM

      That photo is from 2009 or 2010.

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    4. Anonymous7:49 PM

      The only Sarah Palin keeps straight is her hate list. She must review that list hourly.

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  18. Anonymous6:22 PM

    She's supposed to talk about the IRS scandal and Lois Lerner - and will blahblahblahblah later, probably for a few minutes, as Greta is discussing the Zimmerman trial. Interesting how they never ask Sarah about any other issues going on, except scandalous political speculations.

    Got to go get my word salad descrambler plugged in.

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    1. Anonymous6:49 PM

      Where did you get yours? I need to find a new one. The last one blew up after a few minutes. Smoke, sparks...it never had a chance.

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    2. Anonymous7:37 PM

      Look in your next box of Captain Crunch or TRIX. I think if you send in enough boxtops, it's free.

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  19. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Hey, Sarah - you GD fraud! Where are the boobies? You don't know what to do next do you? Poor Greta - having to put up w/you AGAIN. She knows better than most what a retarded idiot you are!

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    1. Anonymous6:49 PM

      Maybe the helium busted loose, so to speak, and moved up into her lips.

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    2. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Methane leak. Makes her entire head plump while the rest of her body decays and shrinks. She could use a breath mint or an entire pack, if you know what I mean.

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  20. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Huh! Greta had to break and says that "former governor Palin" will be on. First time I've heard a Fox-ie use the term 'former'.

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    1. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Wish they'd have the balls at FOX to say the 'quitter' governor with the worst history of govs in Alaska. Alaskans wish they'd never heard of the Palin klan!

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    2. Anonymous7:53 PM

      Noticed that - they have always referred to her as Gov. Palin and now she is a "former" Gov. I do believe that Ailes is taking her down, one notch at a time...

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  21. Anonymous6:33 PM

    I also understand Greta has since renewed her contract with FOX, which could mean the talks never materialized into a job offer at CNN. For Sarah's part it is probably a good thing since Greta seems to be about the only one at Fox who will do regular interviews with Palin. She also only gives Sarah softball questions which seem to be the only type of questions Sarah will take.

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  22. Anonymous6:34 PM

    No one wants Sarah:

    http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/07/01/sarah-palins-libertarian-streak-doesnt-impress-libertarian-party

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    1. Anonymous9:42 PM

      Yeah, I think her libertarian "streak" is the kind where you run naked just to cause a stir.

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  23. Anonymous6:44 PM

    lol!
    I once had to root thru my son's diapers to make sure he passed a penny he had swallowed. That was as much fun as sifting the corn you mentioned above!!

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  24. The patients at the Asylum are thisclose to jumping on their motorized scooters and heading to the Fake News studio's on Baldy's behalf!

    45 minutes into Greg...ummm...I mean Greta's show and still no Baldy!

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    1. Anonymous7:28 PM

      nice azstandingby is really starting to think for himself/herself.

      AZStandingBy Polarbearpapa • 15 minutes ago −
      I'm discussing FOX you fool. People here are saying Palin is getting screwed, Im saying she signed the contract she wanted, for whatever reason. And saying I liked something about the interview is not negative. Everyone else here is treating Palin like a victim of Fox, like she is some naive school girl who got punked by Fox into being shackled again and signing a bad contract. Why dont you go after them old man

      go az! and of course polarbearpapa is all over him but he carries on with-

      AZStandingBy nkthgreek • 25 minutes ago −
      Do you really think Sarah would have signed a contract she didnt want? Please

      and

      AZStandingBy polarfan • 20 minutes ago −
      So you dont think she negotiated minimum time or appearances? Fox can do whatever they want? As I said, she signed the contract she wanted and she is no newbie at this.

      and

      AZStandingBy nkthgreek • 22 minutes ago −
      She signed the contract she wanted. For whatever reason.

      a sheeple is falling out of step and not azs first time but his comments tonight are a real tell doncha think?

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    2. Anonymous9:14 PM

      their fucking nutz at the pond tonight..all the talk was bengazi-bengazi-bengazi little miss bitch didn't get all the attention she deserved..waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa stupid asses

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  25. Anonymous6:48 PM

    That picture of Palin is horrid...she looks like a man. Ugly, ugly!

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    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      6:48

      "Well, I'd fuck him. Oh no, wait... I take that back, no I wouldn't! That's my wife!"
      ---Todd Palin

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    2. Anonymous7:34 PM

      And look...no seat belts.

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  26. Anonymous6:51 PM

    One of my personal favorite "Palin ignoramous" (redundant, I know) moments was several years ago when she and Todd were Greta's guests at the White House Correspondents' Dinner "after parties" (you know, the one where she was flopping around in heels that were two sizes too large for her) and she was asked by a reporter, "Who's your favorite journalist?" and, with Greta standing right there in front of her, she couldn't answer the question! After hemming and hawing around like an idiot, she turned to Todd and said something like, "Uh, who's our favorite journalist, Todd?!! And, of course, he couldn't answer such a tough, complicated question, either.

    Again, everyone should just remember, if one of her "advisors" (What a soul-sucking job that must be! Who in God's name would voluntarily take on that job, much less admit to doing it!) doesn't provide her with talking points, beforehand, to any and all policy issues or current events, she can't function. She doesn't actually know or comprehend, in even the most superficial way, the relevant information, facts, context, or details about any subject. That's why, when she appears on these Fox shows, if she's asked any question that strays the slightest bit from those supplied (and memorized) talking points, her "response" devolves into a nonsensical, rambling word salad with a side of word sandwich.

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  27. Short but stupid.

    Did you know our soldiers are equipped with weaponry from the Vietnam war?

    I don't think they did either.

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    1. Anonymous7:39 PM

      corn.... by hand, no gloves or mask.

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    2. Anita Winecooler7:47 PM

      Oh yeah! Get with the program! Boehner and Sarah spray tan with left over Agent Orange. She must have got that from Breitbart.

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  28. How was Baldy's interview on Greta you ask? Per the Asylum...


    "AZStandingBy • a minute ago −
    Pathetic. 5 min max and stupid questions"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  29. Searching stool samples for corn...
    Trying to understand Shit for Brains Palin...
    Same Thing...
    HaHaHa

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  30. Anonymous7:00 PM

    I feel hurt. I don't think they like me over at the pond. waaaa
    Garym NoMore Moose • a few seconds ago

    Would somebody please ban this scumbag already?

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    NoMore Moose Garym • in a few seconds

    Only the facts. LOL Bow your knees to your Queen. At least other blogs allow you morons to post.

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      I'm one of the parody avatars, the Sarahpac paid mods finally banned me, don't know how since I never posted any comments, but it was fun while it lasted!

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    2. Anonymous9:31 PM

      Was that you? Way to go! They get so upset about decorum and manners and then they call President Obama some very disrespectful names. They insist on a civil discussion, which means preaching to the choir. Then, they disrespect almost every other Republican until there will only be them, the Palin Pee Party.

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    3. Anonymous2:03 AM

      I think if they don't read any anti-Palin comments, then we don't exist. In PalinLand, everyone loves Queen Esther. Totally and without question. And then they believe there are many more of them than there are. It's an optical delusion.

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  31. Anonymous7:02 PM

    $arah forgot to strap on her 'Belmont Girls' and she injected too much Botox into her lips...

    Well, at least she just proved that she did not have any implants, but strap-on dildos...

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  32. Anonymous7:06 PM

    Toad, goddamit!!

    Did you leave my *good tits* in New York City? You dumbass. Don't you think I need them when I'm on the teeVee out here in Bumfuck, Alaska? Go down to the store and get a sack of potatoes and find me two that are the same shape and size. And I don't mean them oblong fucking kind that get up in my underarm either, you pimp SOB!

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    1. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Excellen, Great, Creative names posting up-arrows over at the PeePond. Kudos!!!

      Take a bow. Made my day!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Lol!

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  33. WHEW! I wonder if Baldy started that fire with her dragon breath! She looked PISSED! I'm sure she was hoping to be on longer than 5 minutes but ole Roger the Hut must have given the order...no talky for you Baldy! Loved that they had on her on talking about shit she didn't want to talk about...it was obvious that they MADE her do this shit!

    Not sure why she was wearing a burgundy bedspread...I guess it was better than that pink robe she had on last week! And her wig looked like it was screwed SUPER SUPER TIGHT on her head...but then the bangs were a chopped up mess! The best part was that meannish....mannish FACE!

    Her nose was puckered like she was smelling her funky ass! She had a serious UNIBROW going with those fucked up eyebrows that NEVER moved! The top lip was covered in some kind of goo lip gloss to keep us from seeing the herpes sore...but Baldy keeps forgetting that HIGH DEF shows it ALL! LOL!!!

    One thing is for sure....she's being humiliated and it is a WONDERFUL...BEAUTIFUL thing of BEAUTY!

    Thanks Roger!

    LOL!!!


    Now heading to the Asylum to get my evening laugh on! LOL!!!

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    1. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Sarah Palin is making fun of those firefighters who died in Arizona by turning up her fireplace in AK to "roaring" fire when the temperature is in the 60's. How selfish of you Sarah, to use the wildfires to promote yourself.

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    2. Anonymous3:14 AM

      Hey, GinaM! I give you Krusty. Project much? LMAO!

      KatieDyd section9 • 4 hours ago

      Comment sections are not known for being filled with classy people. EVERYONE knows this, which is why mature people dont sit around on the internet all day. Mature people love their lives knowing their time is short. Let them be hateful. It is THEIR story.

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  34. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Nothing like a warm, cozy, SUMMER fire in the fireplace.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFqyBTb_RQ0

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    1. Anonymous10:12 PM

      . . . shown on the same screen as a deadly wildfire in which 19 firefighters were killed. So weird.

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    2. Anonymous11:53 PM

      Wow. Weird. Just weird. Back in the green crypt with the fire ablazing in July, dressed in her bathrobe and her hair all done up like she just got out of the shower. WTF? Who dresses this woman?

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    3. Anonymous12:49 AM

      I love to watch Sarah perform with the sound turned off. Her mannerisms are so much more obvious. One thing in particular I noticed in this performance was that she did not seem to be breathing. Normally one's chest moves up and down with each breath. Despite her ample bony chest exposure, I did not see her chest moving. Also too still no cleavage.

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  35. Anonymous7:21 PM

    I stand with the cliff. Palin/West 2012

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    1. Anonymous10:12 PM

      Cliff Clavin?

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      Palin/West? They can call themselves the Hate and Lies Pasrty. And not make it through the NH prinary.

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  36. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Asylum patients are angry and confused that Palin only got 5 minutes to talk about fireworks on military bases (wtf?). They don't seem to understand that she sought and voluntarily accepted this pathetic gig at Fox. Sounds like they still might go after Ailes on their scooters.

    Palin is starting to look like Anita Bryant, another monster whose hatred turned her outsides hideous.

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    1. Anonymous8:33 PM

      Wasn't that a weird segue?

      ...from the IRS 'scandal' to 'no fireworks'...

      Greta, Greta, Greta...did you have your Maalox on hand?
      how does it FEEL to be feeding those idiotic talking points to the Prom Queen of 1973...
      no wonder you want to go back to CNN...
      a ghostly remnant of the news giant it was in 2001, yes, but still more legit than FAUX News...

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  37. Anonymous7:35 PM

    and the skank said that lois lerner is being paid without doing a lick of work and that she is on leave without pay??????????????????????
    hello????????????? anyone there???????????????????
    what AN IDIOT she is!!!!!!!
    and isn't it hot up there in alaska? a heat wave we hear? what is with the roaring fire?

    and the other day someone here mentioned the globe and how it would be back in the background and there it is tonight?

    you imers OWN her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous9:00 PM

      58 was the high in Wasilla today. Our heat wave ended late last week.

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    2. Anonymous12:52 AM

      Anon 7:35 I noticed that too and had the same response. There is no light on in that attic.

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      9:00
      so, at 58 in the summer do you light the fireplace??

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  38. Anonymous7:39 PM

    watched the first 10 secs at C4P...

    Greta...were did your journalistic integrity go?

    Ms Palin...WHY are you wearing a wig and gown from a 1960's prom...whilst vocalizing in your bottom register?

    ...very confusing all around...

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  39. Anonymous7:39 PM

    wow that photo shows Palin's face is beginning to look like Michael Jackson's -- totally plastic and unlife like

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  40. Anonymous7:43 PM

    Sarah, good effort at hiding that wonky leaping left eyebrow, the one that's trying to get closer to God all on its own. Do you know how long you'll have to put up with that awkward look on your face? I do. ;)

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  41. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Well, did she or din't she? Surely Sarah would not stand up her BFF Greta; she wouldn't bite the hand that is giving her the last vestiges of respectable air time she has left?

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  42. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Wasilla was 60 degrees and Sarah had a roaring fire to show just how hot she is! Willow may have her license but I guess that she hasn't bought combs and brushes yet. What a mess. And, we haven't even gotten to Sarah's rush, uneven, shallow performance. Welcome back, Sarah, we missed you. I haven't had such a good laugh since you were on Fox over the weekend.

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  43. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Sarah's upper lip has gone from botoxed poochy to face-lift straight line. Her nose is huge by comparison. Looks more like a braying donkey every day.

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  44. Anonymous7:55 PM

    Just before the two minute mark, the Fox headlines on the screen read: "Deadly Wildfire Raging Out-of-Control in Arizona"

    In the background Palin has an "out-of-control" fire burning in her fireplace in July.

    You just can't make this sh!t up. She's an I D I O T.



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      ROTFL!! Palin is a dumb ass. It's at least 116 degrees in Arizona. I think Fox hired her back for comedy relief.

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    2. Anonymous9:52 PM

      Wish I knew how to remove the words "Deadly Wildfire" and "in Arizona". Then it would be more accurately describe what's on screen.

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  45. Anita Winecooler8:01 PM

    Greta leaving FOX? For CNN??? LMAO

    How does one boycott two channels they never watch? Wonder if they'll recognize her? Guess the prayer warriors in the pee pond are gunning for a miracle, but Sarah's shameless self promotion on Facebook kind of tells me Ailes has her on probation.

    The Palin Curse is marching on!

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  46. Anonymous8:01 PM

    It's just a guess, but I think that Sarah used the power of her letter writing brigade, including email, fax, phone calls, snail mail, tweets, and post cards all begging for Palin to be hired back at Fox. Chuck Heath let us know in his book that Sarah could orchestrate that kind of campaign using 50 friends and supporters with multiple email accounts. (How do you think that Bristol kept returning to DWTS when she couldn't dance?) No, the "get fox to take Sarah back" campaign was not posted anywhere on her fan websites, but they have mailing lists.

    I think that's the reason that Sarah is back at Fox. But she is back for only 4 minutes at a time, and she seems steamed about it. Sarah showed up for her first day of work looking like she had just come in from walking the streets. Her two, short appearances were just awful. She still can't talk, and it's obvious that even if they give her the questions and answers in advance, she can't read them or remember them. Ailes may have taken her back, but Sarah isn't happy about the terms of the deal. Be careful what you wish for, Sarah. You're back, and you are even more awful than you were before.

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    1. Anonymous8:01 PM

      Yep to everything you said....she is PISSED to all PISSIVITY!

      Baldy is acting like the girl who broke up with her boyfriend and then begged him to take her back and he's now making her life a living hell...in her dumbass mind she thought he was going to treat her the way he did before...but he learned his lesson...and now she's coming to the realization that he took her back only to fuck with her! Amirite RAM or amirite! LOL!!!

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    2. Anonymous8:45 PM

      Amen. Five years in the national presence with an almost-unlimited *training* budget, and this is the best she can manage?

      She's been spoonfed questions in advance every appearance to help launch her career, and had her hand held by consultants to teach her FACTS, and yet she's still as bad as (and more under-informed) any completely inexperienced 10th grade kid auditioning to be on the school's campus low-power tv station operated by an all-student staff.

      Sarah is worse now than she was five years. I think her mental illness has progressed to the point that she cannot even think clearly, and she's never been able to communicate clearly. Worst of all, she doesn't give a damn about improving. Practice would seem like work, and she's too damn lazy to do either.

      But hey, it's funny to watch her *felled* attempts each time. So thanks, Roger, and keep em short, but keep em comin'.

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  47. Anonymous8:20 PM

    There's Sarah with her best Angelina Jolie imitation. I have to laugh when I think of Bristol posing like a celebrity wannabe. You know the pic.

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  48. Anonymous8:41 PM

    I admit I didn't watch (washing-up is more interesting than Sarah Palin any day), but I listened, and the difference in the level animation in Van Suckeren voice between the Zimmerman murder trial and the Palin "interview" was huuuuuge.

    Palin babbled as per normal, saying nothing, but Van Suckeren's level of interest during that stupid fake IRS crap was zero, her voice was as flat as if she'd been reading from flash cards and couldn't get through them fast enough.

    Enjoy your summer, Sarah.

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  49. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Didn't the head of Fox tweet negative statements about Scientology a while back? Isn't Greta still a Scientologist? Didn't Greta's sister run for an elected office in Maryland on a democratic ticket? Actually Greta gets along with many in the DC area from all political parties. She has spent her personal funds helping Haitian orphans and risk her life to expose the treatment of the Sudan people by their leader. CNN would have profited if they had re-hired her.

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    1. Greta and hubby John Coale originally supported Hillary Clinton in 2008. When the blah man won the nomination, they simply switched teams.

      Another thing: Palin was drafted by Team McCain in early March 2008 - and her staff obviously knew it. Never, ever forget THAT:

      http://www.crivellawest.net/palinAll/pdf/23964.pdf

      Now that it looks like Hillary may run, Greta needs to leave FAUX and go back to CNN to:

      1). Regain credibility as a journalist.
      2). Lose the FAUX stank.
      3). Openly support Hillary.

      She knows FAUX would never have Hillary come on any FAUX show. She may have a friendship / girl crush on Palin, but she and her hubby had a long-term relationship with the Clintons.

      Greta knows Palin's ship is sinking, and she's taking the last life raft...

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  50. Anonymous9:27 PM

    I liked the end of Sarah's segment. Fox cut from Sarah's fireplace to the fires raging in Arizona. Even though she was no longer on camera, Sarah kept talking and talking. Sarah, when Greta says, "Thank you, Governor," that's the time to say, "Great to be on with you, too, Greta," and say "Good bye." Don't they write that in the memo when they send her the questions and answers?

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  51. Anonymous1:48 AM

    Can't imagine the twitching and impatience that Our Sarah exhibited as she sat in her studio, all made up, waiting for that unflippingbelievable Zimmerman story to be done. "Hey, it's me over here! I've got a contract! Put me on before the old folks doze off for the evening. What am I? Chopped moose liver?"

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  52. Anonymous1:56 AM

    OT, but Wendy Davis, a REAl woman, has beaten Perry. His 'special session' to pass that idiot bill was shut down after 30 minutes because of the flood of angry citizens outside the caoitol in Austin. THAT's democracy in action! Way to go, Texans.

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    1. Anonymous4:17 AM

      I guess some women DO KNOW HOW TO SHUT THAT WHOLE THING DOWN!

      h/t to Bill Maher!

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  53. Anonymous3:37 AM

    Boy, CNN is scraping the bottom of the barrel. The first thing the network should do to improve ratings is fire Wolf Blitzer and the second thing is understand that becoming FOX 2 will not improve ratings but bring them down further.
    Beaglemom

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  54. Anonymous3:50 AM

    O/T but I see on Monday Gabby Giffords is heading to Anchorage to meet with gun owners and put pressure on Sens. Mark Begich and Lisa Murkowski to support expanded background checks for gun buyers. Wonder if The Fraud will have the guts to post anything about THAT on her FB page.

    Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2013/07/01/2960611/gabby-giffords-comes-to-alaska.html#storylink=cpy

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  55. Anonymous4:17 AM

    The fireworks were canceled because the base commanders had to make a choice because of a limited budget. The limited budget due to sequestration!!!! They choose to spend the money on things like security and staffing rather than entertainment.

    What no one is talking about is next Friday, July 12, is the start of 11 Fridays of forced leave for civil servants and contractors. That is a 20% pay cut for these people. This is going to ripple through military communities since the restaurants will be empty and other stores will have slow sales.

    If you are worried about soldiers not having the right equipment, see what happens when the effects of the sequestration filters out to the field. Equipment will be sidelined due to needing maintanence or updating.

    Someone getting ready to live on 20% less..

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    1. Anonymous4:30 AM

      Here is an NPR overview of sequestor:

      http://www.npr.org/2013/06/28/196482694/agencies-continue-to-identify-fallout-from-sequestration

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  56. Anonymous4:57 AM

    Every time I look at a picture of this "woman" Sarah, I think "What's wrong with her face?" I think it was inbreeding.

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    1. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Untreated syphilis.

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  57. Anonymous5:20 AM

    Sadly I was banned from Pee Pond but have no fear. So many other Palin blogs with arrows. LMAO. I made the mistake of posting before medication at the Pond last night and they banned me.

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