Tuesday, July 02, 2013

"Look you can ridicule Sarah Palin all you want, but don't you dare photoshop her!" Signed, The Palin-bots.

Loves freedom, riding scooters, and Sarah Palin.
So, like many others, Redstate decided to point out how ridiculous it is for Sarah Palin to call for the formation of a third party.  

In 2008, to me, Sarah Palin was the “hope” and “change” the GOP could have used. Palin seemed to be more the ‘maverick’ than McCain ever was or could hope to be. 

However, shortly after her convention speech, the McCain campaign took over, the Left attacked, and the rest, as they say, is history. 

Now, after four years of being the quasi-professional bomb-throwing GOP outsider, Palin is tossing the idea out there that she’s open to supporting a third party. 

While the idea is somewhat appealing to those who would rather flee than fight to save America, it is, ultimately, a fool-hearty idea. 

In fact, starting a third party, would result in about as much success as Ralph Nader’s (or Ross Perot’s, for that matter) bid for the White House.

Now not only does the author essentially call Palin a "bomb thrower" and coward a who was prepared to flee rather than fight, but he also went on to categorize Palin's suggestions with those espoused by Unions and Socialists.

I know right?

So as you can imagine this made the Palin-bots take up their pitchforks and torches and prepare to drive the "Redstaters" away from their princess. But not so much for the reasons mentioned above.

You see they did a far worse thing than drag Klondike Kardashian's name through the mud, they dared to photoshop her picture.

The horror!

Now all of us here already know that picture is fake because it shows cleavage, and Palin only has fake breatesesses attached to a Victoria's Secret bra, and cannot show actual cleavage.


But the "vibrantly living" folks over at the Sea O'Pee were indignant!

Considering the attire and position of the person who owns the body that they Photoshopped Governor Palin’s head on to, it’s obvious that this was posted to demean her.

The bastards!

They were SO insulted and riled up that they demanded that Redstate editor Erik Erickson admit what he had done. And take it down.

He seemed unimpressed.

Oh now he done did it!

In response to Erickson's refusal to admit that it was photoshopped, and his dismissal of their anger, they started digging up pictures to prove their point and even brought in their blogger attack dogs to say mean things about his sexuality.

Hmm, now who does that sound like?

All in all it made for one of the fumiest incidents of tantrum throwing and hair pulling that I have ever seen.

Ahh, good times.

Personally I think that Redstate was just too lazy to look for a good picture of Palin with Santa for their article.

Here's one.

Hell there's even one of her with Rudolph. Can't say THAT'S photoshopped.

And as for cleavage pictures, well where do we start?

I'm sure that the folks over at the Sea O'Pee will start protesting THESE photoshop images of Palin too. You know just as soon as they have both hands free to type.

If you get my drift.


  1. Anonymous12:44 PM

    When you've lost Redstate...


    1. Anonymous3:05 PM

      No kidding! The moderator over there called Section9 (one of the peepond cult members) "another clueless Palinista."

      (hashtagged as #anothercluelessPalinista)

      Yep. That's "their" President. Theirs, because no one else in the US wants her.

  2. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Redstate should have used the recent photo of Palin in NY outside Fox -wearing the pink blouse, the huge watermelons, the dotted skirt and the ugly shoes - she looked so " professional " and 100% NON photoshopped !

    1. Good point. The drooling dolts should be glad that she is being photo-shopped.

    2. The Asylum has ANOTHER blog post about Redstate! They are really on a tear! But Gryphen get thee to Baldy's FB PRONTO!

      It's straight up wacked! She had to have written that shit herself! Baldy done had a nervous breakdown and wrote it all down for us to read! The title is a slam against Hillary...

      "It takes a Village...to Slay a Salmon"

      The fool done lost the last whiff of her mind!



    3. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Palin says "all we're missing is the heat." She's talking about playing on the water with Bristol's new pontoon boat.

      I thought there was a lot of heat this summer.

      Me thinks she's read IM where so many were commenting on the weird fire in the fake fireplace. She's trying to give people who don't know better the impression that it's cold in Alaska this summer.

      We own you, Sarah. Ha.

    4. Anita Winecooler9:20 PM

      Geebus Gina! Is she a fixin' for Paula Deen's pre owned empire or whut? So proud of her girls a learnin' how things work! She's talking to herself through RAM's ramblings.
      Does she know which part of rhubarb she's hacking at is poisonous?

      How about the photo montage Pippin made? Recycled photos (Tripp changed clothes how many times? four? Five? Seven? "Welcome to Pedro" - Reckon Sarah's goin for the hispanic vote for her new partay???""

      So the point of this babblefest is to brag how hard she's working Chinchilla and Willard pooled their "Wife" paycheck and bought a pontoon boat! And, again with Todd's new cessna.
      The next post will be "A village lost it's idiot"

    5. Anita Winecooler9:30 PM

      there's hope for Sarah


    6. Anonymous11:31 PM

      They're too lazy to mix together flour and salt and paprika. They pass along them thar "family recipes" from generation to generation. Use a store-bought box of beer batter mix.


    7. Anonymous2:17 AM

      I had to go check out the fishing/recipe post on Palin's FB page. The comments are typical. This one stood out for me. Creepy.

      From Facebook: "Jan Herwerden We were in Wasilla on June 10 and were in fact in your driveway but honored the signs, Would have loved to have met you. Keep on with your good work in informing us . God bless you and yours."

  3. Anonymous12:55 PM

    Actually that pic of her does look Photoshopped. Look at the difference in lighting under the under the chin and how the skin looks smoothed, and how her hair looks like it's floating over the red shirt. Not that it matters...she uses her sexuality rather than her intellect to get what she wants so these kinds of things are going to happen.

    1. Anonymous1:32 PM

      She is nothing BUT sexual innuendo, and they're complaining because she's being called on it? Well, isn't that too bad, pee pond! She brought it on HERSELF.

    2. Anonymous3:48 PM

      They just don't want to see her with Santa Claus is all.

    3. Anita Winecooler9:23 PM

      1:32 Good point, but I think she's passed the realm of "innuendo" along to Todd.

    4. Anonymous10:20 PM

      Some say it reminds Sarah of when her daddy, Creepy Chuck Sr used to dress up in costumes with the ass and the crotch cut out of them, and then he played *games* with his girls. Of course, Sarah was the main target because of her borderline retarded condition.

    5. Anonymous6:20 AM

      Wait a minute - isn't that "book" she's working on supposed to be about non-commercialized Xmas values? A store Santa is the epitome of commerialized XMAS. Stoooopid $carah. Stoopid $carahbots.

  4. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Here's another twitter exchange between the infamous Josh Painter and the Contributing Editor for RedState.


    Josh Painter is the same guy who asked this question to Palin last Saturday: "Would you & Mark Levin be willing to build a "Freedom Party" if GOP continues to ignore conservatives?"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ0M7omRM-I#at=238 (3:50 mark)

    1. Anonymous3:08 PM

      Love that Twitter exchange. It's like rabid Bieber fans attacking a negative article about their crush.

  5. Anonymous1:06 PM

    It IS photoshopped- the pee'ers found the original. I think it's hilarious how they have to come to her rescue for every slight.

    What would they do if she became president? There aren't enough of them that walk upright without scooters and walkers.

    Gryphen, you should put up the Hawaii pic for comparison, lol

    1. Anonymous3:47 PM

      The Hawaii pic, the fake race pics, the pic of her in the car with Greta...there are so many showing that she has no cleavage. And she is so skinny now that even if she HAD had any, it would be gone. Somehow they don't get that a woman cannot go from a EEEE to an A naturally. Or they don't care, because she is so HOT. Yeah, that's called menopause dummies..Sarah is not your fertile god any longer..she is drying out and wrinkling up.

  6. Oh dear.....oh dear...dear...dear...that Maxim cover! The *HOG party is going to lose their damn minds when they see THIS!

    And what's up with Baldy's HOG buddies all looking the same?? Here's the avatar of one of Baldy's HOG men who posted this at the Asylum today....

    "RecklessProcess • 2 hours ago −
    where is the picture with the titt*es? I don't see one anywhere. And you claim there is a demeaning picture: where is it? I have seen Palin wear tops that show a little d├ęcolletage. What is wrong with that? She is a beautiful woman and here in the civilized world she should be able to dress anyway she likes.
    The only place I see the juvenile tittering over very little skin is right here."

    Old dude want to see him some "titt*es don't he! LOL!!

    Here's his avatar....


    *Note...HOG stands for HORNY OLD GOATS*

    1. Cracklin Charlie4:32 PM


      I think I'm gonna have to break my self-imposed rule to not visit c4peepee and go over there.

      I hope my haz-mat suit is back from the cleaners.

    2. How about if all those derelict studs masturbate a last time to comely but phony pictures and then fade into the mists forever? They will not be mourned.

  7. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Sarah posed for Maxim cover hoping it would stop Todd from banging whores. No luck.

  8. Anonymous1:34 PM

    This is great stuff. These people are going to go crazy. I infiltrated these fucklump's website several months ago and they still haven't found me out yet. Gotta' go back and join the fun. Secret agent man.

    1. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Is it really you? If so, my favorite so far is fapfap4palin. Far and away my fave!!

    2. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Here's a clue: My lips Are sealed .

  9. Hey, Palindolts, photoshop this: "Megyn Kelly Moving To Primetime On Fox News"


    Your hag queen seems to be moving away from primetime. Just think, three and half years ago, when Palin started with Fox, she could have taken such a wonderful opportunity, worked hard, and made a name and primetime career for herself.

    Oh, wait, no, sorry, she could not have. She's lazy. And stupid. And she is not a team player. And she's pig-ignorant.

    She is destined for failure without a doubt.

    1. Anonymous2:30 PM

      "Distined for failure"? She's already a failure in everything she has touched - including being Mayor of small town, Wasilla, and quitter gov of Alaska. Terrible records!!!

      What a farce and liar!!!

    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      Destined for failure in a Groundhog's Day kind of way.

    3. Anonymous5:17 PM

      Pig-ignorant? Oh, no, no, no! Pigs are actually very smart creatures. Smarter than Sarah. Actually, probably cleaner, also, too. For a stupid animal, look to the turkey. A turkey, even a turkey decapitated in the background, is smarter than our Sarah.

    4. Anita Winecooler9:33 PM

      Poor Meghyn, first she has a baby, then she has the short straw slot, Ailes can't be that cruel!

    5. Anonymous6:24 AM

      She is NOT pig-ignorant. Pigs are one of the most intelligent mammals., ranking up there with dolphins and dogs in testing. Palin is more hairy mole rat. Or invertebrate.

  10. Anonymous1:55 PM

    Oh, Gryphen, now you have gone and done it! You have posted pictures that make fun of Sarah Palin's appearance. It is worse than the desecration of religious images. It is worse than posting graffiti on the walls of a church. Sarah's fans have stopped calling her "The Governor" and now they call her "My President." She is just this close to sainthood. Besides, you left out these big beauties:

  11. Anonymous1:58 PM

    I found this sooooo very funny... and thanks for the tip from the poster about the up and down arrows at C4P.. I may go for a little creative arrowing later this evening.. thanks for the chuckle.. so much to worry about if your a bot, and so little time..!!

  12. Anonymous2:06 PM

    C4P = parody site

    I kind of want to create my own account over there just to drum up nonsense like this. Pfft!

  13. Anonymous2:10 PM

    Obviously it's a photoshopped of Palin. She's got fake titties in her bra; hence, no real cleavage. We will not have our Sarah pictured with that disgusting , sinful cleavage. Her tits are magic, and disappear as quickly as they appear. It's a goddam miracle. Sarah, Our Queen.

    --- The Whole Bunch of Idiots Called PeePond PeeBots

  14. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Way to bring more attention to Sarah's fake boobs, C4P. You tards are helping Sarah a whole lot, I tell ya.

  15. Anonymous2:22 PM

    The HOGs are just jealous of Santa. Look at what his hand is doing on her left arm. He also seems to be having a blast with Sarah on his lap. Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa. Your glasses are steaming up.

  16. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Utterly ridiculous!

    1. Anonymous3:01 PM

      Udderly ridiculous!

    2. Anita Winecooler9:36 PM

      They don't call her "MOOselini" for nothin'!

  17. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Such utterly ridiculousness!!

  18. Anonymous2:56 PM

    That last photoshop made me puke on my keyboard! Thanks, Gryphen! lol

  19. Hilarious! ROFLMAO

  20. Anonymous3:13 PM

    One of your funniest posts evah!

    1. Anonymous4:19 PM

      Photoshop images can be quite funny, too:-


  21. Anonymous3:25 PM

    The horrific aspect to this is that Sarah will be delighted by all those sexy photoshopped images of her with big breasts, or no clothes at all. She loves to live in the fantasies of these sad bots.

  22. Anonymous3:59 PM

    If Sarah looked this good, Levi would have boned her.

    1. Anonymous4:35 PM

      ... Levi would have boned her... a second time?

      Not after he saw those floppy fried eggs plop out of her bra. He was a nice boy to give Baldy a courtesy fuck at that point. But never again.

  23. Anonymous4:19 PM

    No way that old hag looks like the one on the Maxim cover! You outdid yourself G; now you're in for it! LMAO...nothing new.

    1. Anonymous10:13 PM

      I saw a photoshopped pic of Sarah naked with a dick on the Internet. At least I thought it was a photoshop. I'm not an expert, so maybe it was the real deal. Who knows?

  24. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn5:53 PM

    That fake Maxim cover has been for sale on ebay forever. I can almost picture those HOGs (thanks, GinaM!) buying them, and retreating to the bathroom for an hour or two with a bottle of Jiffy Lube clutched in their gnarly old paws. Brain bleach!!

    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Usual Palin T and A: tittiliating in its assininity.

  25. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Whoa Gryphen! Warning Please! lol!

  26. Anonymous7:00 PM

    TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY. QUITTER QUIT DAY!! Jeebus will love all the c-peeing distractions for their Big Queenie E. What a glorious day for rewriting history and fantabulous poopy re-directing everything Palin! WHY PALIN RILLY QUIT ON POOR ALASKA. All the progressin' she be doing since her historical QUIT!!

  27. OT: This is kind of pathetic and icky all at once: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/06/blind-items-revealed_6340.html

  28. Anonymous7:59 PM

    From SP Facebook....
    Bristol bought a pontoon

    (You can spot it festooned with a big bright American flag in the background of one of Piper's collages.) ? ?
    Enough sport fishing for now though, or as Todd says,"Enough playing with our food," because our commercial fishing season soon peaks. The guys have headed over to Bristol Bay to slay salmon at our sites while I stay back awhile to get Piper to basketball camps, do some work for FOX, finish my Christmas book, then travel Outside for various events.
    Have a great pre-Independence Day week. Sarah Palin

    Not a word about July 3... The day she quit Alaskans.

  29. Anita Winecooler9:44 PM

    The palinbots in a pissing match over photoshopped Palin Pics. Not surprised. They believed Sarah, of Wasilla, was pregnant with a square pillow, which is more "real" than photoshop.

    Poor Krusty must be typing frantically while living a vibrant life.

  30. Anonymous10:00 PM

    Happy anniversary Quitter!!! 4 years since Sarah quit under a cloud of suspicion.

    Enjoy your FreeDumb until the IRS pays a visit. They will be armed and ready. And well-trained. If Sarah and Todd are stupid enough to resist arrest, well, we'll sure miss seeing their comedy act.

  31. Anonymous6:11 AM

    Typical, illiterate Redstate uneducated idiots:
    Meet dictionary. and throw out your DICKtionary.


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