Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Sarah Palin channels Paula Deen ("Racists, party of two!") for the 4th of July celebration. You know, IF Paula Deen got all of her recipes off the internet.

Courtesy of Alaska's own Paula Deen's Facebook page:

The beauty of catching some of our Alaskan species with fins is the amount of meat harvested with each fish. Rod and reeling red salmon, or, my favorite, a big (or even not so big) halibut ensures you've got a few dinners taken care of even when feeding a bunch of people. 

We had a blast hauling in halibut in Homer a few days ago, despite the cold rain and queasy waves for which Cook Inlet is notorious. (Queasy waves?) Todd flew his Cessna 185 alongside the Inlet, then on to Pedro Bay, then the next day we drove the scenic Seward Highway to Anchor Point's salt water, also part of Cook Inlet. The kids and their friends have gone back and forth between work schedules to different fishing grounds this summer, and they're helping fill the freezer with organic protein for winter! It's the best. I especially love the halibut, and for weaklings like me, it takes a few of us working together to hike the heavy white meat over the railing to gaff and club it. Then tradition calls for a whole group to sit around a bonfire once ashore to watch one pro (that wouldn't be me) do all the filleting while we eat. (Yes it is a Palin family tradition to sit on their ass and make one person do all the work.)

Even more fun than the catch is having the crowd in the kitchen try different ways to cook it. The goal on the water may be to catch the big one, like an 80 lb. king or a "barn door" halibut, but IMHO the best eating is a smaller halibut pulled fresh out of the water and dipped right into the beer batter. (Sounds like she just leaves the heads on and bites right through the spinal column. Yum yum!)

It doesn't really take a village to catch a fish. (Whoa, is THAT a dig at Hillary? Better watch your shit missy, that is a fight you could never win!) But it's fun to have one to eat it up. Here's how the girls and their friends cooked this weekend's fish, and I invite you to try this perfect recipe for wild rhubarb pie as an accompaniment. We stayed in a cabin on the Inlet with an old abandoned garden out back, and even without any horticultural care the perennial bushels of rhubarb never seem to go away. So I hacked stalks of this tart leafy plant to feed our village... er, the crew... in Wasilla. I used my mother-in-law's simple, delicious pie crust recipe (see below) and tried a rhubarb filling recipe I found on the internet. (Live in Alaska your whole life and have to find a rhubarb pie recipe from the internet? Gee just like the pioneer women did.) It was heavenly. Piper put together a collage to show you some before and after shots of the outings, along with a few randoms (see below).

Something different but still maybe par-for-the-course for us: Bristol took her paycheck from starring in a recent episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap" (She and Willow had a ball working with Joan and Melissa Rivers on the episode! Really!) and bought a pontoon. (Oops, I originally read that as poontang. My bad.)(You can spot it festooned with a big bright American flag in the background of one of Piper's collages.) 


(You know it has been awhile since Bristol received a check for being the worst dancer in DWTS's history, and she takes her first big payday since and buys a boat? Nice to see she learned fiscal responsibility from her mother.)

So we finally felt like tourists out on our lake putzing around – no gill nets, cork lines, lead lines, chaos – just floatin' in slow motion. All we're missing is the heat! I'm glad our girls are learning mechanical skills and a general knowledge of "how stuff works" with their acquiring of various pieces of equipment and large used toys for their Alaskan lifestyle. I respect the hardcore, real world skills needed to keep things running. 

Enough sport fishing for now though, or as Todd says,"Enough playing with our food," because our commercial fishing season soon peaks. The guys have headed over to Bristol Bay to slay salmon at our sites while I stay back awhile to get Piper to basketball camps, do some work for FOX, finish my Christmas book, then travel Outside for various events.

Have a great pre-Independence Day week. Take time to appreciate the bounty we're blessed with on God's green earth. I encourage you to get outdoors, breathe it all in, and be thankful! (And once again if you're not sure how to "breathe it all in" here is a helpful video for ya.)

Yeah I think we can all agree that this was written without any professional assistance. "Floatin' in slow motion" and "without any horticultural care" are pure unadulterated Palinese.

Palin then offers two recipes, one for Todd's mother's pie crust (Along with a link to the filling recipe she found on the internet) and the other for beer batter halibut in which she suggests that you get a store bought box of beer batter mix and then provides these helpful directions, "Follow instructions on the box of mix." (My God, my mouth is watering already.)

What's even more humorous is that she is afraid that her instructions for making pie crust are TOO wordy so she offers this explanation, "forgive the elementary instructions – they're written for my Taco Bell-addicted kids and their peers."    Which essentially calls her out on the fact that her children are used to eating fast food, and don't follow instructions well.

Yeah, like we did not already know that.

I think this post was also important in that Palin wants to put to rest those rumors that she is now essentially living full time in Arizona by showing her doing "Alaska things" and talking about how much she loves doing them. (When we ALL know she hates it up here and has always wanted to get the fuck out.)

All in all this is one of the more unintentionally humorous postings from her Facebook account, and for once she did not attack the President, the media, or Liberals. (Well she did take that one swipe at Hillary. But what can you say? She's a horrible bitch.)

P.S. Oh and before I forget, I must mention that mixed in with "Piper's collage" are numerous pictures of Tripp smiling for the camera, because, you know, Mercedes is a liar. (Don't tell me she doesn't read here!)


282 comments:

  1. Chenagrrl6:37 AM

    "Organic protein"? She is and always has been a showcase for the failings of Alaska school systems.

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    1. Anonymous7:36 AM

      Please tell me, Sarah, what is inorganic protein? (There is no such thing).

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    2. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Give her a break! Her IQ is only 83!

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    3. Anonymous10:41 AM

      So Sarah was on an aquatic vehicle boat *fishing* for organic protein (fish? Say it, you stupid fuck!)?

      RAM must be cutting back since she's only being paid $6K per month instead of her former salary of $8K/mo.

      I wonder if Sarah can perhaps make it just ablittle more wordy? Communications *Graduate*, my ass.

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    4. Crystal Sage10:44 AM

      And what was this beer-battered fish fried in? Bear Grease? Same with the pie crust. What was used? Organic lard?


      Sarah Palin, if she's a real outdoors-woman, would know how to scale and fillet a fish. Ones learns that very early if they go fishing regularly.

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    5. Anonymous10:53 AM

      Inorganic protein, that would be the silicone in her breastesses.

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    6. Aw, c'mon you guys, the poor klutz (futzing around with words, like a putz) is trying to say in some high falutin' way that wild salmon and wild halibut is not GMO, and it's not wimpy "complete protein" by combining beans with rice or corn.

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    7. Anonymous11:44 AM

      What a fright you gave me! I thought that said Piper's COLLEGE!! I thought maybe she had skipped the Palin tradition of dropping out, dropping at least one baby, then having Mamma BUY them a diploma.

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  2. Anonymous6:44 AM

    Sarah, if you eat all that organic fresh wholesome stuff, why do you look so bad?

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    1. Anonymous8:02 AM

      And, rah, why would you ever eat something that Michelle Obama would approve of ? I thought anything "organic" was poison to you. Go make some s'mores and shut up.

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    2. Anonymous10:06 AM

      Our First Lady is so, so superior to Sarah Palin it isn't funny. It's driving retarded Palin absolutely nuts! At least First Lady Michelle knows something about organic foods. Sarah wouldn't know one if she fell over it. Rhubarb grows wild in Alaska - I have some next to my house and cook and eat from it every year.

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  3. Anonymous6:44 AM

    lol Bristol doesn't work. She has never had a real job in her life. Nice try saruh, be we gotcha!

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  4. hedgewytch6:44 AM

    God this woman is a real piece of work. It probably sells well Outside where most of the people don't have a clue, but here in rural Alaska, she's embarrassing and insulting.

    My family just got finished putting up the year's salmon. We had one day of opportunity to do it with work schedules, weather and salmon openers. We spent one whole day catching fish. Worked from late afternoon until midnight cleaning, filleting, stripping, brining and hanging the fish. The next 4 days was spent canning fish, kippering and canning, vacuum packing, etc. And that was just the salmon. Another couple of days was spent putting out the long line to catch halibut.

    I find it very, very hard to believe that Sarah Palin got her ass in a boat, covered herself in fish slime, blood and fish lice, and caught, cleaned, put up and prepared any kind of fish (while getting your ass eaten up by mosquitoes and gnats) that didn't already come frozen from 3 Bears.

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    1. Anonymous7:03 AM

      I agree. Isn't that first photo from her failed TV show, "Sarah Palin tours Alaska for the first time"? Didn't Levi blow the whistle on this fraud and her home cooking that she NEVER did? Didn't her neighbors say her kids were constantly asking for food, because they were hungry? Why didn't she teach them to defrost some of the food in her jam packed freezer, and cook it? Truth hurts, so the Palins have to lie constantly.

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    2. Anonymous8:07 AM

      I think the photo is from the Andrea Mitchell interview a couple of days after Mrs. Palin stepped as.... quit her job. She looked a lot nicer then.

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    3. Anonymous8:41 AM

      I think the first photo was taken from the period of time following "the great quitting". It seemed like she had manufactured a photo op for a crew of journalists who were following her while she heroically waded into the Alaskan Waters to maneuver and get into Todd's fishing boat. It was one of those WTF scenes.

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    4. Anonymous10:47 AM

      That pic was from 4 years ago when she quit. She's looked like shit since shortly after that momentous occasion.

      Happy 4th Anniversary of Independence for all Alaskans from the Corrupt Cronyism of Queen Quitter's half-term of idiocy.

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  5. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Where's THE TRI-G?

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  6. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Where's the TRI-G's birth certificate??

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    1. Anonymous10:50 AM

      They're fishing for Tri-G's birth certificate. Plus Sarah's complete medical history and her elusive wedding band.

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  7. Anonymous6:46 AM

    The elementary instructions aren't for her illiterate kids and their "peers", they're for SARUH the RETARD who CAN'T LEARN. The "kids" don't know how to make toast let alone make pie crust which takes a bit more skill. Nice try Saruh, gotcha again! Too easy!

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  8. Anonymous6:48 AM

    I thought Bristol was working hard, and having a hard time raising Tripp all alone as a single mother.

    Shouldn't she be spending her "hard earned money" on taking care of her child instead of buying a boat?

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    1. Anonymous7:04 AM

      Ot THERAPY for her and her brood?

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  9. "perennial bushels of rhubarb"

    Seriously?

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    1. "even without any horticultural care the perennial bushels of rhubarb never seem to go away"

      Gee, my rhubarb comes back every year,no horticultural care needed. Of course that could be because it's perennial. And I don't need to "hack" at mine, I just break off a stalk. She must think she sounds really, really smart. Poor dim bulb has no idea how really, really stupid she sounds. I'm sure she doesn't have a clue, either, as to how obvious she is. I'm sure she woke up one morning and thought, "I know! I'll show the Food Network that I can be the next Paula Deen!" I wonder how she'll work the Obama-bashing into the recipes...Scarah, it must really suck to be you.

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    2. Anonymous9:22 AM

      You're supposed to twist off the rhubarb. Cutting or "hacking" discourages new growth and invites disease. Stoooooopid $carah.

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    3. Anonymous10:50 AM

      I would hate to run into SP in the wild, by a river, in a bay, or on the tundra. I would surely be hacked, bludgeoned, slain, and eaten with a coating of beer batter next to her mash potatoes. Just by being there and minding my own business!

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    4. Anonymous11:48 AM

      You would know she was there, by the hordes of camera people following her.

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    5. This late in the season, rhubarb is too tough and fibrous for pie. However, there's a 100% chance that $arah did not bake that pie, just like she didn't bake that blueberry one to "welcome" Joe McGinniss!

      If any pies get baked in those houses (not real homes), the credit goes to Mrs. Smith. After all, her name is on the box.

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    6. Anonymous2:00 PM

      You all didn't get it... She was showing off her newest word acquisition: 'horticultural'!

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    7. Anonymous2:00 PM
      You all didn't get it... She was showing off her newest word acquisition: 'horticultural'!
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      Fits Palin to a T. "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

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  10. Anonymous6:49 AM

    When visiting this site, I don't even bother reading what this asshat Palin has to say anymore... I head straight to Gryph's comments.

    And the laughing and rolling around on the floor begins! Thanks, Gryph. Your humor is much appreciated...

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Me neither, and a post on Quitter's Eve! Did anyone not see THAT coming? Anything to call attention away from who $he really i$.

      Meanwhile, our gracious First lady grows her organic garden and looks a decade younger...

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  11. Anonymous6:50 AM

    What a strange "family". They all seem to hate each other and display this very hateful passive aggressive behavior. That's not healthy. Sarah needs an intervention before it's too late. The heavy drug use is catching up to her. I feel sorry for Tripp. Not only is he named after Shailey (more passive aggressiveness by Bristol), but he's obviously exploited and used as a pawn by the entire family. Poor kid. He's evidently not happy with his "fake" life.

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    1. Anonymous8:58 AM

      I know they have another view of the dinner pic.. what a load of dysfunctional. You can see the creepies they film and screech throughout the year in that scene. Looking forward to hearing about more of her Fox word salad and she knows the vitality of images. Keep it up Scarah. The Alaskan historians will have a field day.

      Poor Junker looks to be in ungodly fear with ear pull Bristol after his junk.

      Is that Sally before she got sick? PROOF, Scarah does eat!

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    2. Anonymous11:51 AM

      Did $carah BUY Joey Junker for Bristles? Last I read, his sister said he was in a relationship with another girl, not Bristles.

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  12. Anonymous7:04 AM

    Wow. She writes word salad, too. (Doubt she ever eats salad much, though.)

    This posting is her too-long-by-half answer to the glorious Alaska Quitter's Day. Trying to show just how busy and down-home she is. The lady doth protest too much.

    Pie crust recipe -- too hard to follow? There are only a very, very few variations on how to make a pie crust. I'll bet Piper could follow the recipe word-for-word. Maybe it's Willow, Bristol, and Sarah who need intricate instructions. Such as: buy some flour. Get some shortening. Be sure you have some salt in the house. Use a cold bowl. Etc. I think I could write a pie crust recipe from memory, and I'll bet most of the cooks reading this could, too. I'll have to check out why MIL Palin's instructions are special.

    Interesting that there are no cooking references to Sally Heath. Perhaps she started the eat-out-of-boxes-and-cans family tradition.

    Beer batter mix from a box? Sarah, you're giving us way, way too much about how your family really lives. Ditto: taco bell info.

    Finally, I agree with Gryphen that Bristol should be investing/saving her income as much as possible, since her chances of getting a big future payday from reality tv are next to nil. Also, and this is a really important question: how much of the income from BPLAT and Wife Swap has been sequestered for Tripp? He was the reason for and star on both shows, and should be given a large share of the earnings, for his use as an adult, and/or his EDUCATION.

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    1. Anonymous7:37 AM

      Since Sarah recommended a store bought box of beer batter, I'm surprised that she didn't also include store bought ready-mix pie crust on her shopping list. Maybe she forgot. For some of us in the lower 48, rhubarb is a seasonal thing-- appearing in early spring.

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    2. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Recall when Levi said Sarah was never in the kitchen. Sarah Palin is so full of shit it is amazing! She forgets that records can be checked!

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    3. She revealed she doesn't know how to cook. Anyone who does doesn't need a recipe for pie-- crust or filling-- and the halibut? Don't get me started.

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    4. Anonymous10:25 AM

      Yeah, I call "shenanigans!" on the recipe bunk.

      She prefers to cook halibut outside, so her kitchen doesn't smell like fish for days? Halibut is a very mild fish. Unless you have absolutely NO ventilation in your home whatsoever, your house isn't going to smell like fish for days, anymore than it would smell like chicken or poptarts or toast. Now salmon, on the other hand... well, open a damn window.

      Also, she says "IMHO the best eating is a smaller halibut pulled fresh out of the water and dipped right into the beer batter" -- ummmm, no. You really don't want to do that at all. FFS, go to Long John Silver's if you're that desperate for fish and honestly have NO IDEA on how to prepare/cook it.

      Good grief, what's next? Recipes for making your own bread and knitting winter underwear for Todd? Stop trying to connect with the "common folk" and be yourself. Shoot, even I buy a premade pie crust when I'm feeling lazy. Heck, I'll even buy the whole damn pie at Sam's. Why should I sweat away in the kitchen, when I could be having fun with my guests?

      And lastly, throwing away money on a pontoon boat? Geez, I'd be more proud of my daughters if they learned to save their money. This gravy train their Mama is running isn't going to last forever.

      Have mercy.

      "store-bought box of beer batter mix" indeed. Don't they sell flour & eggs in Alaska?

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    5. Anonymous11:07 AM

      Sarah's wordy post is written for the benefit of the retards that worship her because her IQ is 5 points higher than hers.

      Anyone who's spent any time in Alaska will not learn a goddam thing from her yakking about shit like she just learned it for the first time herself. Paul Revere History Lesson, anyone?.

      And most of us who know *anything* about cooking or fishing or gardening know that she has no clue from hands-on experience.

      Life is a Photo-Op for Sarah. Unfortunately, she has to avoid any casual photos more recent than 4 or 5 years because her body and looks have deteriorated so much.

      It sucks to be Sarah or one of her family members, only because she sucks.

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  13. Anonymous7:10 AM

    Yeah, the bitch is trying to convince us how much she loves Alaska with this over-the-top Alaska-exceptionalism post in order to distract from the anniversary of when she quit on us to go chase fame and fortune in Hollywood. Loves alaska so much she then went and bought a home in Arizona.
    But we don't forget, Sarah. How's that "progressing Alaska" thingy going for ya? Ya know what? Just forget about it. Alaska just doesn't want to be associated with you, no matter how hard you pretend to be one of us for the sake of a false persona.
    You never were what you pretend to be.

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    1. Anonymous10:00 AM

      She's trying to distract from Gabby and her husband being in Anchorage. (Sarah Palin was responsible for the killings and shootings in Tucson, AZ that day that Gabby almost died.)

      Also, sister Sarah, probably didn't get an invitation to the Republican fund raiser that was done for John Boehner (Speaker of the House/U.S. Congress) when he came north a few days ago.

      It was well attended by the biggies in the Republican party of Alaska! Heard Sarah wasn't on the invitation list! The party in Alaska is staying as far away as possible from her as is the national Republican party.

      And, that top photo of her was taken years ago - remember when the national female journalist (TV) came north to interview her in Dillingham? At that time Sarah would only let ONE up to talk to her! Think it was around the McCain campaign time?

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    2. Anonymous10:48 AM

      I think you have a double bull's eye: "don't pay attention to Gabby (or John Boehner): pay attention to ME!!!" "mememememememememe" is the meme, as usual.

      O/T, but want to let Gryph know that there may still be a children's show posted to YouTube (called "The Andrew Show") run by Thomas Robb, national director of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, starring his own grandson, Andrew Pendergraft. The show's purpose is/was to teach racism to children. Episodes for the show were filmed several years ago, but bloggers seem to have recently learned about it. Here's a link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/02/the-andrew-show-racist-andrew-pendergraft_n_3536486.html

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  14. Anonymous7:11 AM

    I hope Sarah knows enough to get rid of the leafy ends of the rhubarb -- they're poisonous. Keep Trig and Tripp away from the plants, in case they are curious and bite off part of a leaf.

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    1. Anonymous11:15 AM

      Who the fuck is this idiot writing for? Doesn't she have one goddam friend in AK after living there all her life?

      She thinks her entire fucking life and every minute of it that she is performing on a stage to teach and educate the tea-tards that don't know a goddam thing. If I were one if her stupid 'living for nothing' fans, her writing style would be most condescending as well as immature.

      It's so transparent that she writes for self-glorification, like she is trying to build herself up, make herself seem important and knowledgable, and to justify the worship she receives from the Pee-Tards.

      Sarah is just one big "FELL".

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  15. Anonymous7:13 AM

    A "recipe" for beer batter?
    12 oz of flour for every 12 oz of beer( let beer go a little flat and to room remp
    a few drops of tabasco sauce (yes even if you don't like things spicy, you will not taste those few drops)

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    1. You know my late father had a lot of faults. (A lot of faults!)

      But that man's beer batter halibut was the best thing I ever ate! Ever!

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    2. Anonymous10:27 AM

      Hey, Gryphen, your late father's beer batter halibut couldn't be the "best" since it didnt come from that thar "family recipe", uh, packaged box mix.

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    3. Anonymous10:31 AM

      I use a cup of flour, an egg, and a cup of beer as my basic recipe. Sometimes I add some garlic or onion powder. I'll have to try the tabasco sauce. Sometimes we flavor it (after frying) with a touch of malt vinegar. I serve it all with homemade tartar sauce (because store-bought tartar sauce tastes like ass).

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    4. Anonymous1:29 PM

      The tabasco does a great job of adding flavor and we use malt vinegar and homemade tartar sauce too.
      I am willing to match moose stew recipes with Sarah, come on Brisket, get your Mom coherent enough to write that recipe down!

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  16. Hmmmfp....I think Baldy wrote that diarrhea post because she wanted to distract from Gabby being in town! Look at all the shit she threw out there!

    Beefy and Wallow bullshit "performance" on "Celebrity No Wife Swap"...then she threw in tiny bi-colored baby penis having Toad fishing bullshit...no mention of the Tattoo Warrior Can't Get Right Track...but there was a picture of him looking...uh...fully "loaded" and then poor Piper....she threw poor little Piper under the "boat" by saying that those pitiful pictures were taken by her!

    And finally....Baldy lies so much that even someone on her FB page had this to say....

    "John Dawson I was there scollaping and wanted so bad to meet you but nobody that i fish with knew how to fine you guys. Maybe next time i'm in Seward i will get on the train and see you some where."

    First..."fine you guys"....yep...he's a member of Baldy's HOG Party for sure...he probably couldn't "fine" Baldy because her flat ass wasn't there! Amirite RAM or amirite! LOL!!!

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    1. Anonymous8:18 AM

      Happy Quitter's Day, GinaM! I inherited a flat ass but am EDUMACATED and damn proud of it! LMAO!!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:02 AM

      ... distract from Gabby and the wonderful Quitter Celebration, a joyful day of living vibrant for the rest of Alaska!

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    3. Anonymous11:18 AM

      Does Sarah have her Commercial fishing permit this year? If not, hopefully they "FINE" her ass down in Cook Inlet.

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    4. Anonymous11:23 AM

      You can set your clock by her, 9:02. AM!

      "Here she comes, walking down the street...gets the funniest looks from....every one she meets..."

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  17. Anonymous7:31 AM

    So instead of paying down one if her two mortgages, or putting money into Tripp's college fund, wise mature Bristol buys a pontoon that must be useful for a few months before the lake freezes over? Common sense passed right over the Palin clan. I would think the girl should have cash left from DWTS but maybe she has a savings account. I wonder what WIllow did with her paycheck. Start a hair saloon? (Yes I know what I spelled.) This family disgusts me. People working three jobs to feed their kids hot dogs, and the Palins are wealthy for doing nothing productive at all, and Sarah brags about planes and boats and pontoons.

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    1. Anonymous8:07 AM

      Are the Alaskan taxpayers still paying for these no talent Palins to appear in stinkers of "reality" shows? They have all been ratings disasters, make Alaska look like the illiteracy (and illegitimacy) capital of the USA. Maybe Bristles boat will suffer the same fate as the boat that went up in flames, but Bristles got away scot free. Well, at least she will not have to freeze her arse off, screwing another "trial Daddy" in a pup tent.

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    2. hedgewytch8:33 AM

      Yep, that pontoon will get crashed and trashed and left on the side of the fetid Lake Loise to become lawn art for the next decade. Nice investment!

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    3. Anonymous9:07 AM

      As long as she didn't spend poor Tripp's money. He will have plenty to go to college one day. Thanks to Levi watching out for him. You know Levi would have just wanted to sit back and let Bristol have full control and tell them what, when and all to do regarding time with Tripp. Good for Levi standing up for fatherhood and Tripp. Wonderful people in Wasilla.

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    4. Anonymous11:21 AM

      Because Boats and Cars always appreciate in value, huh, Barstool? I see that Beefy is smart enough to get good investment advice. Not that she needs it, given her impressive post-high school education and level of talent in acting, dancing, and getting knocked up.

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  18. Anonymous7:32 AM

    What a load of crap....so deep that my tallest barn boots won't handle it. There a reason Sarah wears waders. Glad she's back up there in Alaska.

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  19. Anonymous7:34 AM

    A putz is a vulgar slang term for penis or a really fool of a person. So glad to hear that the Palins are putzing around.

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    1. You beat me to it, Anon. The actual expression is "futzing around," not "putzing." Had I used the word putz in front of my elders, I'd've been in big trouble.

      But what does $arah know? Hardly anything.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie10:14 AM

      Well, now...that is just perfect!

      What an idiot!

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  20. This blathering pile of horsepucky is meant solely to distract from her quitscapade of three years ago, when she said screw you and the oath I took to the Alaskan voters.

    Ah am just such a down home, Alaska lovin', food bakin', frontierin', did I say Alaska lovin'?, hard ass workin', Tawd bonkin', halibut clubbin', salmon slayin', rhubarb wranglin', rootin' tootin', rill Amerkun pioneerin' woman. Also too.

    Pay no attention to that speechifyin' I did three years ago! Or (snarl) to those witches Gabby Giffords or Wendy Davis. Everybody knows I am the hottest sexiest sluttiest (wait is that good?) politicianette there ever was. You betcha.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      LOL!

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    2. Anonymous8:11 AM

      Also, too the "lyingest, adulterous, fake boobs, Botoxed, plastic surgery, ILLITERATE female politician EVAH!!" And proud of that, I may say. Can't wait for the bottom to fall out under this grifting clan. What is the term Bristles uses? Oh, right "karma" it is coming to get you Palins.

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    3. wendy8:23 AM

      Time flies, goes the expression. It's actually been four years since Palin left halfway through her term as governor (July 26, 2009).

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    4. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Curious... has Sarah Palin ever been known to speak the names of Gabby Giffords or Wendy Davis? As much as she is for "supporting" women and all you know she would have much to say about both courageous strong women. Women whose lives reflect their strength and courage and vibrancy.

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    5. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn9:54 AM

      I love "quitscapade"! The Thing has become a caricature of a cartoon of her manufactured self.

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    6. Whoops, thanks Wendy, you're right, four years. Oh well. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

      I don't think she has ever spoken their names aloud; she is not about to direct attention away from herself to people she would see as competitors. Plus she probably fumes at them getting praise and attention that is rightfully hers (in her mind).

      Ooh, I forgot "huntin', missin"...

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    7. Anonymous11:24 AM

      Nefer,

      Hasn't it been 4 years now?

      Time sure flies when you're watching idiots make fools of themselves and spend so much time laughing at them !

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    8. Anonymous11:26 AM

      Wendy, great minds think alike and all that. I think I repeated your comment almost verbatim. Duh, I mean Great Comment!!! LOL

      Delete
    9. Anonymous1:14 PM

      Sarah Palin does not support other women! Never has and never will! All she does is slam them - i.e. First Lady President Obama and it's going to be great fun watching what she does to SOS Hillary Clinton when and if she runs for President.

      Sarah only promotes herself and for the years since her being Mayor of Wasilla - it's all been lies. She's a fraud from the bottom of her rotten feet to the top of her wigs!

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  21. Anonymous7:35 AM

    I must say this phrase stood out for me..."So we finally felt like tourists out on our lake putzing around..."

    Who knew that Sarah used Yiddish...lol...she probably shouldn't.

    In reality the actual word "putz" translates to "penis" or "despicable or stupid person" - just sayin'-oy vey!

    PUTZ
    intr.v. putzed, putz·ing, putz·es Slang. To behave in an idle manner; putter. [Yiddish pots, penis, fool.] putz [pʌts]. n. US slang a despicable or stupid person.

    She is her own personal "Saturday Night Live" sketch 24/7.



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    1. So is Palin saying that she and her family are going to "penis" around the lake?

      I am surprised she is willing to show hers. I thought that was a secret.

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    2. Anonymous10:25 AM

      You are tourists from Arizona, get a grip Sarah.

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    3. Anonymous11:31 AM

      Sarah is too dumb to know what she knows and to know what she doesn't know either. But that never slows her down from running her mouth, proving just how *thick* she is, and how unaware she is of her shallow nature. She simply has no clue that she only proves her lack of intelligence by trying so hard to impress.

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    4. Anonymous11:42 AM

      She might as well say, "Oh, we're just dicking around doing nothing.".

      Sarah just doesn't know enough to understand why most people consider her a crude, vulgar hillbilly with no personal friends who want to be embarrassed by *dicking around* with her and her disgusting family.

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    5. Anonymous12:59 PM

      With Todd on board, they probably were putzing around....

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    6. Anonymous4:26 AM

      My grandparents spoke Yiddish. My grandfather often used the phrase "futzing around," usually to admonish us for wasting time or not moving quickly enough.

      The word "putz" was exclusively used to describe a penis or a moron. It was a bigger insult than "schmuck."

      I've wondered if the phrase "putzing around" is a bastardization of "futzing around," used by non-Jews who don't realize that it doesn't mean what they think it means.

      Then again, the Palins are world class putzes, so they are very likely to spend their time "putzing around."

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  22. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Palin’s resume since 2009 = “putzing around”

    putzing around in an ignorant condition with boxed beer batter

    loser

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    1. Anonymous7:52 AM

      Now see, you liars: I know how to cook, too!!! Here is my beer batter recipe - just use the store bought batter or else use the store bought pancake mix and add some stale beer.
      See - anyone can do this!

      Just a sampling of her cooking prowess, leading up to her store bought recipe book for Christmas.

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    2. Anonymous9:48 AM

      "putzing around" LOLOLOL

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    3. Anonymous12:30 PM

      I still grimace a little when Rachel Maddow starts throwing around the "shtup" word. Pardon the spelling, it's difficult to spell Yiddish words phonetically in English. Guess it's all in what one is raised around. lol Another great word that describes Palin perfectly is fakakta -- 'all effed up'.

      Had an English friend years back who nearly fainted whenever someone (especially women) used the term 'bloody' as an adjective yet it didn't sound all that crass to me.

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    4. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Sarah Palin (More executive experience than any
      other political candidate ever)
      Jul09-Present Putz again. Putzing around.
      Dec06-Jul09 Gov of AK. Quit after 2.5 yrs to
      prevent scandal of removal from office.
      2004-2006 Putz
      2003. Appointed by Gov Murkowski to AK Oil
      & Gas Conservation Comm. (Quit after
      less than one year.
      2002 Loser in Lt Gov election
      1996-2002 Small Town Mayor Fail. Escaped recall
      by citizens by hiring City Mgr to run city.
      1964-2001. Small Town Skank. Deadbeat, college
      dropout/quitter.

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  23. Anonymous8:01 AM

    So, since Bristol use the 'Wife' Swap $ to buy the boat did she name it Swappin'

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    1. Anonymous12:04 PM

      She should have named it "Easy Money"

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  24. Old pictures of everyone. Who knows where they were or what they are/were doing.

    I would love me some rockfish or a softshell sandwich.

    10catsinMD

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  25. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Sarah Palin proves that she couldn't possibly have a journalism degree if she wrote that facebook post herself. My favorite description: queasy waves. Queasy is the feeling you get when the waves are too big or the sea is too rough. Waves do not have feelings and waves cannot get queasy. Sarah is just putzing around.

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  26. Anonymous8:16 AM

    What a strange way for Sarah to be celebrating the anniversary of her Quitting Speech. "Have a great pre-Independence Day week." What? If Sarah wrote that on July 2, late at night, that's hardly enough time to start celebrating an entire week before the 4th of July. What kind of idiot celebrates a "pre-Independence Day week? (Answer, yes, that idiot).

    This looks like a preview of Sarah's smaltzy Christmas book. Ever since Sarah started wearing a Jewish star, I guess she started using Yiddish expressions like "putzing around." (putz = penis, and smaltz = fat, greasy, not a compliment). I hope that in addition to Christmas, in honor of Israel and Sarah's Jewish star, she includes some recipes for Chanukah, too. Maybe she can find a store bought mix for potato pancakes.

    I think that Sarah is not-so-quietly auditioning for the vacancy left by Paula Deen. After all, Sarah fabricated the image of herself as the outdoorsy folksy aw-shucks kinda gal. We saw that she can't shoot. And her recipes consist of store bought mix or a recipe from the internet. Paula Deen actually owned and ran a very successful restaurant in Savannah, Georgia (Lady and Sons). She published several cook books before she appeared on every TV show. At least, Paula made some talent, even if her recipes were loaded with butter.

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    1. Anonymous9:18 AM

      Palin/Deen both have old world fantasy dreams about their cultures. Especially people knowing their place and how to dress and speak to women of their class.

      Palin, being the great bullchitter, can easily morph into an international world class chef. It will be easier than the shape shifting she had to do for her attempt at leader of the free world. The veep things was only a means to an end.

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  27. Anonymous8:30 AM

    Pontoon boat or a college education: priorities for a single mother.

    Your daughter showed her utter lack of parenting skills on national television, SPaula Deen Palin. That reflects everything she learned from you - have a popsicle and no f'n cussin’!

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  28. Anonymous8:31 AM

    She sure does like the word "hardcore" when she writes her own salad.

    I wonder why?

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      Must be the XXX-L fake titties.

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  29. Bristol's party boat8:44 AM

    "I'm glad our girls are learning mechanical skills and a general knowledge of "how stuff works" with their acquiring of various pieces of equipment and large used toys for their Alaskan lifestyle. I respect the hardcore, real world skills needed to keep things running. "

    This paragraph is hilarious. Learning mechnical skills? Bristol couldn't even work the oven to roast a chicken. My guess is the girls would call Todd if the new boat broke down. Trying to justify the new boat purchase. A pontoon boat is a party type boat where people sit around and drink all day. It's not a sporting boat and we know there's no fish in the dead lake. Love how she tries to minimize it by saying it's a "used" toy.

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      +1

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    2. Anonymous3:16 PM

      Mechanical. Because they can each do a tug job in each hand? Sure, dexterity, coordination, and carpal tunnel syndrome. And they both have professional employment and are creating jobs because they both give blow jobs, also,too.

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    3. Anonymous3:44 AM

      Dear god this bitch is fucking stupid. Every time I think she's hit bottom, she manages to prove me wrong by bringing the pain even harder. I thought Sarah and her family had been doing this bad-ass outdoorsy fishing and hunting stuff since the day they were born! So why are they just learning "how stuff works"? Bunch of fucking posers, all of them.

      Another thing...I always thought people exaggerated about her use of sexualized language but...hardcore?? Really, Sarah, who uses that word? You really are gross.

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  30. Anonymous8:52 AM

    That is an old photo of Palin - she doesn't look at all like that anymore!

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  31. Anonymous8:57 AM

    A pontoon boat is perfect for the girls. Now they can sit around and do nothing on a boat.

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    1. Anonymous9:14 AM

      Bristol hasn't learned very much, and sadly, she doesn't seem to have any parental models to follow. She doesn't know how to cook (except for mac-and-cheese). And, nobody seems to have told her that it might be a good idea to save some of that money for: an education for Tripp, an emergency, or maybe for a time when she will no longer appear in tv reality shows. Spend it all now, Bristol!

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    2. Anonymous9:26 AM

      I can just picture Bris chuggin' down wine coolers in her new spittoon boat and naming her next kid Pontoon

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    3. Anonymous3:18 PM

      If Barstool is the skipper, it's a Poon-toon boat.
      Her motto: No Putz, No Ride.

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  32. Anonymous9:15 AM

    I think she gets a hard-on every chance see gets to replace a word like "catch" with SLAY.

    Definition of slay: to kill violently, wantonly, or in great numbers.

    And yes, that's an old photo of Palin in the hard-workin' waders.

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    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      to go further, here are some words to define wanton (from the definition of slay):

      undisciplined, lewd, causing sexual excitement, playfully mean, merciless

      That hardly describes the spirit of any honorable hunter or fisherperson, who would at least respect the life they are taking.

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    2. Anonymous11:34 AM

      Aw, give the idiot a break, she got her recipe for wanton soup a little mixed up. What a moran

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  33. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Bristol must think the pontoon boat is worth the ugly national exposure Tripp received. Priorities Palin style--partying over parenting!!

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    1. Anonymous10:38 AM

      You got that right.

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  34. Anonymous9:34 AM

    The whole facebook post is bullshit.I don't believe a word she says.It's all a facade for a totally fucked up dysfunctional family.I mean who writes shit like that?

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  35. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Look y'all we do to have a dining room table where we have our patriotic family dinners and Trig has a haircut

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  36. Anonymous9:39 AM

    Trig's glasses don't fit, and Tripp doesn't seem to be wearing his glasses.

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    1. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Is Tripp wearing bristol's glasses? Check out Bristol's photo when she is wearing glasses, and compare. I think they're one and the same.

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  37. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Yup, the next palin spawn (9 months from now) will be named Pontoon Palin.

    "I'm glad our girls are learning mechanical skills and a general knowledge of "how stuff works" with their acquiring of various pieces of equipment and large used toys for their Alaskan lifestyle."

    "acquiring various pieces of equipment"? You mean buying more toys and shit? Nice investment of your savings, bristol. What will you do when your "glory days" are over and you're just another has-been reality star?

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    1. Anonymous11:23 AM

      I guess we're all gonna' find out if large, used vibrators float.

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  38. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn9:48 AM

    First of all, Sarah Bubelah (see, I know Yiddish, too!) I've gotten the impression that your idea of roughing it is a one-star hotel room with no room service and an old school cathode ray TV. Two, I'm sure you have all your seafood products hand delivered to you, probably prepared by a gourmet chef. And C)., I got a strange feeling while reading this post--almost sounds similar to the comments made by a certain "Gentleman" floating about in the Sea...right before he spews bile about Libruls. Wonder if this is a coinkydink?

    PS--At least she as much as admitted to her Taco Bell addiction--the kids, sweetie? Sure!

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  39. If you need a recipe to bake a pie you don't cook much.

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  40. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Bristol's new boat look like nothing more than a 'party' boat for the dead lake. I do not see her fishing from it - that is for sure!

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    1. Anonymous11:26 AM

      She won't need to buy camping equip, it will save her money and is more convenient.

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    2. Anonymous12:11 PM

      Not to mention, it saves time. Pitching a tent is time consuming, doncha know?

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  41. Anonymous10:12 AM

    "You can't give rednecks money", said Jeff Foxworthy. If you have not listened to Jeff Foxworthy, check him out on Youtube.

    Mel68

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  42. Anonymous10:17 AM

    We should have a boat naming contest for Bristol's new acquisition.

    Palin Poontang Pontoon

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    1. Amy in Juneau12:01 PM

      Tritoon

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    2. Anonymous2:44 PM

      LooneyToons

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    3. Anonymous3:22 PM

      Palin Putz Patrol

      "Fishing for Protein and Trolling for Dick"

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  43. I especially love the halibut, and for weaklings like me, it takes a few of us working together

    That made me laugh. Apparently she's finally got clued in about that touchy-feely picture of her with Todd showing off their stringy biceps.

    As for whether or not Todd and Sarah Palin (and any unfortunate offspring still dependent on either of them for food, etc.) are or are not living full time in Arizona, even a Palin apparently has the smarts to get out of the oven temperatures there, not to mention the no-doubt heavy air pollution caused by the tragic wildfires.

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  44. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Damn, I never knew the life of a single mother could be so hard and leisurely at the same time. If she had never preached, lied, and cheated her way through the last few years, I wouldn't give a shit what Bristol ever does. But this boat really pisses me off.

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  45. Anonymous10:51 AM

    "The beauty of catching some of our Alaskan species with fins", a noun phrase written in the style of the University of Idaho's School of Journalism! The "species" have fins or catching the "species" using fins?

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    1. Anonymous11:18 AM

      Sarah's style is too wordy (with numerous lame attempts at humor).

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    2. Anonymous2:43 PM

      That's different than the Alaskan species with four legs that she shot from helicopters. Or pretended to shoot for TV money.

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Did the word *fish* escape the idiot's narrow mind?

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  46. Anonymous11:03 AM

    Now bristol can putz around even more, and in style, instead of working on that "better parenting" thing. Tripp's welfare is right up there on her priority list I see.

    I would have died of embarrassment if it were me.

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  47. Anonymous11:04 AM

    Nice boat Bristol, now you can have water births. You can have your wine cooler orgies on land(tents) and sea. You are now a fully mobile slob. Next up, a RV to take your Ho tour on the road.

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  48. Anonymous11:09 AM

    I would really feel sorry for this redneck gomer if only she wasn't so damn mean, dishonest, hypocritical, and conniving.

    Really, I would.

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    1. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Gryph has said from the get-go that we'd feel sorry if we knew the truth. After what that family has caused? No WAY.

      A beacon of life they "could" have been. They CHOSE to be freaks of nature.

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  49. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Is anyone good at reading body language?

    Dinner with Junker looks strained. Bristol wants to give him her all. I bet he ran as fast as he could after the wine coolers.

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  50. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Will Willow's gang of thugs, The Colony Girls trash and sink Bristol's new boat? She has a history of this type of unruly behavior.

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  51. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Love these comments from her fb:

    Shakira Gom .
    FIRST SAVE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

    NOW TRAGEDY IN ARIZONA WITH INNOCENT FIREFIGHTERS! IF YOU DOESN'T STOP ABORTION AND SEXUAL PUTRIDITY, NATION WILL KNOW EVILS INCREASINGLY PAINFUL. DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND PRESIDENT OBAMA OPENED THE DOORS TO SATAN WITH PERVERSE LAWS? GOD WARNS! ->

    Miguel Maldonado On my way to pay the federal court I got santioned $50.00 for un placing the cause # on my legal brief pro-se. I was so embarrassed in front of a women judge after my rights were violated Got got some time to correct my legal brief with cause till approximently July 17th. Happy 4th of july God bless America! Lol


    Mang Asep best wishes sarah palin ..... oh my mother of Indonesian mothers need help to sarah palin. want to send their children us.Not have cost.i love u


    There was even a Happy Birthday greeting. These people are on the ball boy!

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  52. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Has anyone else noticed that she seems to be featuring or promoting Todd lately? On her fb page the last several posts have displayed him prominently...the post about Greta/pic with Todd...post about 150th Anniversary of Gettysburg/pic with Todd...post bitching about GOP establishment/pic with Todd

    Wonder what's up with that?

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    1. Anonymous12:44 PM

      Re-branding... She is trying to polish his image as a hardworking, loving father and husband. Did he stop being a pimp?

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    2. Anonymous1:02 PM

      Todd Palin is a slime and pimp. Haven't noticed anything different as to him being in pictures...he is always 'there' or slinking in the background. Her 'pimp' protector!!!! Barf!

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    3. Anonymous1:08 PM

      She's trying to get him some work cuz it's hard out here for a pimp.

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    4. Anonymous1:23 PM

      Because too many people have figured out that she lives in AZ and Tawd doesn't live with her, but resides in AK with the kids.

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  53. Anonymous12:04 PM

    The Palins have a mansion in Arizona and live there. Regardless of her progressing the Alaska crap this week, what about her other state? Is she commenting on the firefighters that lost their lives? Is she only going to pay tribute to military?

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    1. Anonymous12:42 PM

      She did on her twitter...

      Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of the tragic fire in AZ. God bless the hero firefighters who gave their lives to save others

      @SarahPalinUSA

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    2. Anonymous12:59 PM

      The Palin house in AZ is NOT a mansion. I've seen it and friends of mine that live down there have nicer and prettier ones. The Palins are friggin' frauds and that is all there is to it!

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    3. Anonymous2:41 PM

      It's a mansion compared to what ordinary people in this country can afford. It has a pool, probably some lawn guys...it's a mansion.

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  54. Anonymous12:09 PM

    Bristol, your Ma will need to up her game when she shows her flat butt in public again.

    How DOES she do it? Julianne Moore, 52 looks hotter than ever as the new face of Reed Krakoff

    Moore is older than Palin and a ton hotter! It sucks to be Palin Fugly from eating all the yuk food.

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  55. Anonymous12:11 PM

    I've lived up here for 25 years, 20 of which have been spent here overlooking the harbor and I have NEVER seen a fuckin' pontoon boat in Alaska before. This family of frauds is as stupid as the day is long

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    1. Anonymous2:25 PM

      She saw a pontoon boat in southern CA and wanted one - not realizing that she can maybe use it one or two months max out of the year, and that it will take quite a bit of $$$ for upkeep...

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    2. Anonymous2:39 PM

      I don't think that's Bristol's..no flag, but Sarah said they were putzing on the lake, which I assume would be the Dead Lake..Lucille. Later she mentioned 'used large toys,' whatever that means. Do they go garbage picking the week of large pickup?

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    3. Anonymous5:03 PM

      Does she have a garage to store it in the winter? How much can Todd pay for his friends to build her one?

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  56. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Her repetitive "organic protein" when she refers to AK fish. She repeats this fish mantra. Yes, we know it's organic protein. There are organic fish everywhere in our waters from the Arctic to the Pacific to the Altantic and beyond. And they too have protein.

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    1. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Lots of lakes and rivers in the US and throughout the world. The dumbass doesn't seem to know that she'd not the first person ever to catch, clean & filet, and then cook & eat a fish.

      It's pretty shallow of Sarah to think that an activity is particularly exotic or even interesting to anyone else just because she happens to do it once in a blue moon. I wonder how she would describe herself bowling. Would that be like her hot yoga or half-marathon ruses that she pretends to do as well? We'd be bombarded with pictures and a boring, long-winded commentary if running or yoga were more than just words for her. She's a fraud.

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    2. Anonymous3:45 PM

      Despite the wonky eye he caused, Sarah loved that protein from Glen Rice's organ. That was her best Big Gulp to this day. She's been Putzing around in a fog ever since.

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    3. Anonymous5:05 PM

      "organic protein"

      That means they aren't dead fish from the dead lake. Where do they fish for organic? No pollution in Ak?

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    4. Anonymous4:03 AM

      She's obviously comparing it to all that inorganic protein out there. You know, like all those plastic fish or the ones made out of rocks them East Coast elites like eatin'.

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  57. Anonymous12:46 PM

    So Sarah is describing her AK good times. Nice.

    She's boasting again. Sure, AK is beautiful - but she seems to think people in the lower have never roughed it.

    She needs to get educated on how every corner of the country and it's neighbors live. Each and every part of North America has it's mighty challenges and there is pure 4-legged wild meat and cold-water, salt-water fish in every port. Lakes, streams, ponds, brooks, wildlife galore and lots of fresh rhubarb pies, pulled out of the ground and cleaned and stored in our pantries.

    My MIL would go pick blueberries, strawberries, and fiddleheads; the fiddleheads would grow in May June and they are a delicacy. My dad would pick hazelnuts and we'd go with the heavy gloves and get picked a lot trying to pull away the needles from the outer skin.

    I went fishing with my dad, and snowshoed and spent my youth outdoors and I would bet every reader here can recount many memories just as frontier-ish as the next guy. People who live in the southern US have to be as tough or more being able to tolerate the heat. Every American has their strengths and adjust to the difficult natural environment.

    Her facebook posts just give off this vibe of 'no one is tougher than me'.

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    1. Anonymous1:56 PM

      She is a huge fraud and liar. First off, that top photo of her was taken years ago...she doesn't look like that anymore. That was taken when she initially announced she was a 'fish picker'.

      This is the woman who lied about a college degree. Never provided and professors didn't even recall having her in their classes back then. Same goes as to the birth certificate of that last kid living in their home that she didn't birth.

      Love the fact the military thing of hers was pulled. She is the laughing stock of the nation!

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    2. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Meth, vodka and Red Bull give Sarah Wings. And Fins. And a Big Box of Hair.

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    3. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Her FB posts have the stench of rotten salmon carcass that the grizzly took a bite of but spit out because it was dead already, going with the flow.

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  58. Anonymous12:52 PM

    So how much does this kind of boat cost? How fiscally conservative that is, wasting a whole paycheque on an item that only serves for 2 months out of the year.

    Sarah Bots need to keep sending those dollars so Sarah can continue to preach fiscal conservatism to her family.

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    1. Anonymous2:30 PM

      It costs anywhere from roughly $34K on up. Most of the other pics I have seen have had an awning included to protect somewhat from sun (or rai...)

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  59. Anonymous12:59 PM

    Since there are no fish in the lake it would seem the purpose of such a craft would be to leave the kid with willow and go out for some foolin around with the boys. Is she ready for another oops? I hear white out is good for that.

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  60. Anonymous1:11 PM

    The poontang float boat is a few steps down from the ultimate party boat, the MV Pacifica moored in Juneau where Bristol learned how to party hard and got mono and the party boat burned and sank (mysteriously) and Dylan Kolvig escaped from the Palins just in time for Levi to get the blame for baby # one.

    Have a good time girls!

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    1. Anonymous2:09 PM

      Right at home with poontang, those Palin females, aren't they?

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    2. Anonymous8:30 PM

      Gonna get some poontang, gonna get some poontang, gonna get some poon - poon - poon - poontang! We'll sing it loud and clear for ya, Bristol!

      You Palins are idiots!

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    3. Anonymous5:54 AM

      Wow. Youre the king of slander

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  61. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Why would any 21 yr old and 18 yr old that have grown up fishing have to be taught how to run any boat?

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    1. Anonymous2:36 PM

      Exactly. Of course, on SPA, Bristol acted as if she had never seen a live fish before...sort of like Sarah and the caribou. Frauds. All of them.

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    2. Anonymous3:53 PM

      You answered your own question. Those kids never learned how to operate a condom either. That wasn't taught at their home.

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    3. Good catch 1:22. You didn't even have to bait a line for that one. Har!

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    4. Anonymous5:54 AM

      Dude, she said learning maintenance. Obvi they've driven boats etc.

      smh

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  62. Anonymous1:40 PM

    I was amazed when I heard about all of the sponsors, programs and endorsements who cancelled on Paula. Sarah must have been envious of an empire that paid handsome returns for just "cookin' and gabbin'" on the TV. Sarah's Facebook post sounds like an audition for to fill the vacancy left by Paula Deen.

    Unfortunately for Palin, Deen really could cook. Paula ran a successful restaurant and published several cook books. She also has two sons who were smart and worked in the enterprise and the marketing. No, I don't approve of what her brother, Bubba did (sexual harassment), but Deen ran a real empire of Southern Cooking, with restaurants, programs, magazines and appearances.

    I don't think that Sarah is capable of organizing and managing anything on that level, even though she may dream about having a folksy cooking show where she talks about slaying fish and using store bought beer batter and flat beer. Palin's written recipes are painfully hokey and by her own admission, the rhubarb thing came from the internet. So much for original recipes. Palin cannot write a coherent Facebook post. Her Christmas book will just be a longer version of that ridiculous Facebook post. And, it might be a good idea for the Journalism Major to look up some words before "putzing around," or writing about "queasy waves."

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  63. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Is that a Crestliner Grand Cayman where the "liner" part of the name has fallen off? How long before the rest of the boat falls apart? Sarah payless sure can "toss salad" while she is "putzing" around.

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  64. Anonymous1:49 PM

    1:22 Because the entire Palin family members are frauds!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:53 AM

      You're ignorant

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  65. Anonymous3:02 PM

    the picture of the pontoon boat is from here
    http://crestpontoonboats.com/crest/
    another lie

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  66. Anonymous4:31 PM

    this facebook post reads like her dumbfuk inbred brother, chuck_tard jr, wrote it for her, that or at least helped her type it out on the keyboard.

    reads exactly like the bullshit diatribe he posts on his "front porch" blog..

    hey palin's/heath's we real Alaskans would like it a ton if you'd all go do what you do best and go fuk yer inbred selves, then hit the bricks permanently, i don't care where, but somewhere the hell outta Alaska - also, take what paid off fuk_tard local pals ya got too

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    1. Anonymous5:52 AM

      You sound a bit inbred Anon. You also sound like you need love

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  67. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Something different but still maybe par-for-the-course for us: Bristol took her paycheck from starring in a recent episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap" (She and Willow had a ball working with Joan and Melissa Rivers on the episode! Really!) and bought a pontoon. (You can spot it festooned with a big bright American flag in the background of one of Piper's collages.) So we finally felt like tourists out on our lake putzing around – no gill nets, cork lines, lead lines, chaos – just floatin' in slow motion. All we're missing is the heat! I'm glad our girls are learning mechanical skills and a general knowledge of "how stuff works" with their acquiring of various pieces of equipment and large used toys for their Alaskan lifestyle. I respect the hardcore, real world skills needed to keep things running.

    Okay so this is what skank wrote.
    1.you can spot it festooned blah blah blah-where is a picture with the pontoon in the background festooned with flag?
    2. "In one of piper's collages"? Is there more than one collage?
    3. "Putzin around " has been addressed numerous times quite well here:)
    4. "I respect the hardcore, real world skills needed to keep things running" she says about Bristol acquiring a pontoon-how does learning to handle a pontoon provide real world skills that keep things running exactly?
    5.what is hardcore about a pontoon?
    6. Why the "really!!" Included when saying Bristol and willow had a ball with the rivers?

    Keep writing you idiot!!! And do tell us more about your Taco Bell addicted family and how they squander money easily made on "toys" while hard working sheep send their last nickels to your PAC!! Yeah am sure they love to read that.
    And cook much you little shriveled up weakling? We thought you were such a strong runnin and hikin and shooting mama grizzly? What up skanky old used up idiot? Take her out to the trash-she is done.

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      You're so hateful. You just can't stand how ignorant you are

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  68. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Now, it's proven that the photo of the pontoon boat in Sarah's contribution (? - Haha) isn't even authentic in that it's projected to be taken in Alaska on their lake! What total bullshit! Haven't they (Palins) figured out by now that they'll be found out because people constantly research them and their statements? They lie, lie, lie - all of them!!!! (Sarah, Todd and Bristol)

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    1. Anonymous5:51 AM

      Yet all you believe are lies told by people 8 states away or bloggers who cannot find the integrity to retractthings that become lies

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  69. Anonymous5:03 PM

    To loony to be believed:
    Sarah's great internet find, for rhubarb pie, calls for adding red food coloring.

    That's not organic, Sarah. In fact, I've never heard of anyone adding food coloring to a fruit pie. The color looks like what it is after baking. Rhubarb won't be red, but a dull greyish green. Won't effect the taste at all!

    I doubt you've ever baked it.

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    1. Anonymous6:24 PM

      Not to mention red food dye makes hyper kids worse.

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    2. Anonymous3:59 AM

      Sarah promoting an artificial additive to make something look better on the outside? No way!

      Based on what we know about SArah Palin, I'm assuming the pie tastes like shit. But at least it's red.

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    3. Anonymous5:50 AM

      Now you're insulting bakers whose job i t is to create aesthetically pretty treats?

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  70. Anonymous5:46 PM

    I don't use oil to make a pie crust, but I'd be loathe to use 1 cup oil to 2 3/4 cups flour! For most recipes on the internet, it's more like 1/2 cup to 2 cups flour.

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  71. That picture of her fishin' or halibutin' or whateverin' they do up there was taken at least three, if not more, years ago. Facebook posts can be posted from anywhere. Who knows where she really is. Or cares for that matter.

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      You obvi care, as you're stalking her. And nice with the lie.

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  72. PalinsHoax6:52 PM

    Hey Brisdull, here are some names for your new scow:

    1. Camping on the Sea
    2. Paid For By My Medical Office Salary
    3. Postage
    4. Mother Duck
    5. My Little Puppy
    6. Sheep Creek Lodge II
    7. In Memory of Dar Miller
    8. Mono a Mono
    9. Three Sheets to the Wind
    10. S L U T (My Brother's Pet Name for Me)

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    1. Anonymous8:11 PM

      The Dylan Kolvig Dinghy.

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    2. Anonymous5:48 AM

      Oh slander

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  73. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Sarah is the most frugal person alive. Her clothes are 20 yrs old and she wears Todds sweatshirts.

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  74. Anonymous7:08 PM

    HAHA I bet you those are collages Piper has on instagram.

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  75. Anonymous4:14 AM

    So...when she writes these posts on Facebook, bragging about all the toys she and her family can afford to buy and all the leisure time they have to "putz around" with them (thanks to her idiot followers), does it ever occur to the dipshits who worship her that maybe Sarah isn't one of the hard working "little guys" after all? How many regular folks can afford 4-5 houses, a million dollar RV, an airplane, boats, snowmobiles and ATV's plus several SUV'S and sports cars? I don't understand the disconnect here, especially since she did NOT earn a dime of her money through hard work, but got rich off of handouts and slandering President Obama and other Americans who have done Sarah no wrong except having the audacity to be smarter and more successful than she is. I really hope some of her fans are coming to their senses and realizing how bad she has been fucking them over. Won't hold my breath, though.

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    1. Anonymous5:40 AM

      I don't understand your need to distort things. And she doesn't slander the President. She opines on his proven lies. It's not exactly like the things she says are new and only come from her. That talk of deathpanels was discussed FAR before she took to facebook.

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