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Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job ... and she's a mom ... so the good people who run a MILF-based porn site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG.
A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week ... offering Paula a place in their company ... in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships.
In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she's a MILF -- a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."
As for compensation, PureMature says it's willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work" ... and NO nudity is required. Phew.
Okay ell right away I cannot help but remember a very unfortunate joke about rolling a woman in flour, but I will resist the urge to share it, even though sadly the visual will not stop popping up in my mind.
You know I don't judge, so if Deen wants to spread her tenderloins for a not beef injection on camera I will not say anything. I will do everything in my power not to see it, but I will not judge.
After all Kim Kardashian made a crappy, poorly filmed, sex tape and her whole family got a realty show, and millions of dollars in endorsement offers. So why can't Southern fried MILF like Deen?
Now if you will excuse me I have to go rinse my brain with bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.
"After all Kim Kardashian made a crappy, poorly filmed, sex tape and her whole family got a reality show, and millions of dollars in endorsement offers."
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that this is the lonesome thought flittering around empty Palin skulls.
Followed by "So why can't we?"
Palin will be forced to go quietly into the night if she doesn't take the only viable option left for her. It can be a poorly lit odd Todd studio and bad quality as long as she has a gimmick and it is porn.
DeleteI know you're right. she wishes she was on par with that tacky family.
Deletethe stanks: Why...why...why can't I have a hillbilly Kanye West. North was my next baby's name.
The dim lights at her hickified studio, was a pitiful attempt at her Oh-turkey-oh-I-didnt-know-it-being-beheaded-behind-me-but-Im-remaining-clueless-shtick. Only the see-all-pee falls for her retarded pratfalls.
DeleteGrow up
DeleteIs that the new "down arrow," 5:30 AM/You're on the wrong site.
DeleteAt least she isn’t underage or retarded. As long as no one is victimized, it’s cool. Not that I’d want it, but I thought the nude of Bea Arthur was marginally attractive.
ReplyDeleteDon't give the artist ideas. He'll do a nude of Paula Deen next.
DeleteHer "poor me" routine is pathetic. She is not facing a lawsuit over the n-word spoken 30 years ago in a moment of stress.
ReplyDeleteThe 33 page transcript of Jackson vs. Deen is a description of the toxic, degrading environment that the employees endured under Deen's monsterous brother "Bubba". Separate bathrooms for the colored help. The kitchen staff referred to as "monkeys". Sometimes he would show up drunk and roughly shake his staff and challenge them to fight him. He treated everyone like dirt, and Paula turned a blind eye and excused him at every turn.
That clip of her calling her "black friend" up on stage and telling everyone how close they are and that she would "trust him with her life" - I read that he was employed by her as a personal security guard. So duh - that's what he was being PAID to do. I feel sorry for him that she used him to make herself look good. She used him like a prop in her own drama.
Her tears are over lost $$$ and bad publicity.
I agree with you. I think she made the issue her use of the "n-word" in order to avoid being called out over the real workplace harassment issues. I also think that The Food Network and the other entities that dropped Paul Deen's little southern empire looked at the litigation very carefully before deciding, including Paula Deen's entire deposition and those of other people already deposed in the lawsuit. Paula Deen should have settled the lawsuit early on and cleaned up the workplace issues. She and her advisors decided to tough it out and thought that turning it into a matter of "poor little old me" who only uttered that vile word once oh so long ago. She's learned the hard way that most of the country does not live in the 1850's mentally or socially. I simply cannot feel sorry for her. Hopefully she'll just drift into oblivion but then we have hoped for years that Sarah Palin would do just that. . . .
DeleteBeaglemom
Didn't she tell him not to stand by the black back drop, no one could see him... ha ha ?
DeleteI am older than her and grew up in segregated south. Even as a young child I did not like the things I saw. I was lucky my family was not of her traditional ilk. She sickens me. I am glad their family is exposed and glad they are being shunned by so many. She won't be poor again and there will always be her version of Palinbots. I have no pity for her. I rather see a million Jimmy Swaggarts sob, she is just the lowest. She should have been exposed as a serial killer with all her toxic recipes and food for years and years. Tell me bad food and junk food is not addictive and controlled by corporations that sob to be treated like people.
Paula Deen is not the woman I thought she was! 11:06 Thanks for reading the court case transcript. Paula and her brother are horrible people and Paula is deserving every admonishment she is receiving!
DeleteAmong the charges were sexual harassment against Bubba. He looked at porn while at work, and made other employees look at the pictures that he downloaded. Also, they underpaid their workers. These issues are more important than using the "n" word. You don't get 33 pages with just saying the "n" word.
DeleteThank you so much from bringing up the 33-page deposition. I read the entire thing and my jaw just dropped. I've been in plenty of toxic workplaces, but never anything as bad as this.
DeleteI'm sick of people (esp. at my Facebook feed) who think this is just about Paula uttering the "n-word" nearly 30 years ago. Damn it, people look for the story behind the story, do some damn investigating. This situation goes so much deeper than Paula uttering a derogatory word.
And Laura Wood from the Thinking Housewife is truly a disgusting individual.
http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/2013/06/the-n-word/
So in other words, she is going to work for Todd.
ReplyDeleteSeeing the way Toad dresses, I doubt that his "girls" bring in lots of money. Has Bristles contacted them yet? Didn't she say they wanted to be like the Kardasians? "Little work, great pay" would be right up her alley. Seems most of the guys in Alaska have already viewed her "goodies" maybe the lower 48 will have to be the market of choice.
DeleteRandom and slander
DeleteBristol has said she is definitely not like the Kardashians, as she has a FULL private life and real job.
Deleteand thanks for the slander about her. You're not doing yourself any favors, or the blog
Slander Troll, when are you going to learn??? Are you willfully ignorant because I have seen several people correct you more than once. But I will try one more time to point out that you are using the word slander incorrectly. Here is a little trick to get it through your thick head. Slander starts with SSSSSS as in Spoken. It's the other term you ought to be using. Look it up.
DeleteI know, IM crew, don't feed the trolls but it just amazes me that even after being called out more than once this individual still doesn't get it or is just being stubborn.
"You know I don't judge...."
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S funny! Satire right?
As what, the MISTRESS OF BLUBBER ??
ReplyDeleteWho's going to pay for that ostentatious mansion of her's?
ReplyDeleteI guess that Bristol knows where she can get some more money if she wants to buy another boat, house, truck or any of those other mechanical playthings. That IS her future.
ReplyDeleteI bet the n-word was flying at that dysfunctional klan bake.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for this to happen, the two insufferable stank full-on racist bitches (& icky klan) twang they meet. It's fitting for both these nasty racist scumbags to be bff. I heard they are going to invite zimmerman next, if hes freed, they are hoping.
Too bad deen's empire was built on racism and lies, it's worth about as much as calling palin gov. If her paper empire wasn't falling already, it would be now because of palin's curse.
Only really, really retarded hillbilly hicks talk about what they do with their fakeass tv money, only the worse kind of unhappy asswipes even think of doing something this cheesy and juvenile . Then stupid enough to post a pick of the shit. Are we suppose to be jealous? WTF. I see they didn't put any aside for college...j/k.
You DO realize this rant of yours is far worse than anything you're condemning right?
DeleteWOW. just wow.
But you read it. It's far more coherent than any fakeass-two-words-talk-shit-anonymous asshole. Face it ... the insufferable bitch is loaded with bullshit, lies and pure evilness. It's impossible to cover all her dysfunctional useless bullshit in one response. I try to get in as much as I can, although I miss some juicy items. It's just too much ignorant, stupid, racist, straight-up hickified bullshit to respond to.
Deletebtw--Make up a fucking nic, just for the sake of talking shit...will ya? It's hard for me to get straight /inform/cuss out a chickenass scaredy cat.
I'm always excited to respond to anyone on anything as long as it's a commenter with a nic. Now kma
Fuck off already! you are creeping me out. Stalker!
She is not broke. People of all races are waiting in line to get in Lady and Sons Rest. She has PaulaDeen.com that still sells her pots,pans,dishes,and home furnishings. Last but not least she owns MILLIONS in commercial and residential real estate in GA.
ReplyDeleteAll gone for sure now.
DeleteThe media is disgusting. There are tons of rappers who use demeaning language daily and acquire contracts. Paula says something YEARS Ago and shows NO signs that she is prejudiced and voila, she's the devil .
ReplyDeleteDISGUSTING.
I STAND WITH PAULA, who is a kind woman whom I've met several times. HAd dinner with her once.
Was Bubba there? There seems to be a lot of problems with her partner and brother Bubba and his treatment of the staff of their restaurant, to which she turned a blind eye.
DeletePLEASE. Critics have obvi never worked in the restaurant industry. If the average person knew what goes on in kitchens, esp upscale restaurants, theyd NEVER eat out. And im not JUST talking about rampant drug use.
DeleteI had a Chef throw a knife at me.
DeletePaula can go back to whatever she was doing before she was on QVC and the food channel.
ReplyDeleteShe has a website so she can sell her cookbooks (self published if necessary) and her cookware (formerly available at Target, Walmart, Walgren's and J.C. Penny) directly from her website.
She'll lose some revenue but this will blow over and she won't starve.
If she was smart she socked away a lot of money these past few years and made some smart investments.
And she and Bubba still have the restaurant. I'm sure that will stay in the black, no matter what.
She won't make millions but she'll do OK.
Personally I never heard of her before she hit TV and not hearing her again won't hurt me at all.
Most people who make big money sock a lot away. I know she's not Martha Stewart who could probably kill babies and use their skins as a crafting supply and still be revered, but Paulas adorable and fresh. Liberal media cant take that
DeleteSorry, but I think this witch hunt is shameful and disgusting. I don't understand why she's being raked over the coals for having admitted using the "N" word sometime in her 67 years on earth? Really? I don't know a single person who has NEVER said that word EVER in some context or frame of reference at least once.
ReplyDeleteSo during this deposition when she was under oath she answered truthfully. Frankly, I would have a whole lot less respect for her if she'd lied.
And lest we forget the woman who is suing Paula Dean has been trying to get a settlement with the Deen family since 2005. So when they refused to settle she went to that bastion of journalism, "The National Enquirer" who is PAYING thousands of dollars to supposed "friends" and "former neighbors", etc.
Sorry, but that is all we know. Everything else is nothing but unsubstantiated ALLEGATIONS made by a former disgruntled employee. Frankly, I find everybody's mob-mentality and delight in watching her downfall much more egregious than having used that word sometime in her life. Hell, for all we know it was when she was in the fifth grade in 1961.
It really is time we back off and start working to fix REAL problems, not this nonsensical tabloid b.s. What's next? Should she be stoned to death in the town square? Geesh.
Yet Alec Baldwin is ignored. I know the Baldwins aren't exactly the creme of the crop, but he ws ignored.
DeleteThough Mel Gibson wasn't and his career never regained strength.
I still stand with Paula
Read her court testimony. Are you implying that she committed perjury? You can stand with a felon or a racist (all kinds of races did she find hilarious), your choice.
DeleteYou just did, as I have never done. (white, in my sixties) Deen is being vilified for her testimony at a trial which she gave under oath. Get a grip. This is legal testimony.
DeleteI find her obnoxious, uncouth and greedy, although I confess to not being terribly fond of most Southerners.
I grew up with the music of the Supremes and a myriad of black singing groups, and I can't remember even one of my friends using the 'n' word ever; most assuredly my parents never did.
Paula is being hoist on the petard of her own words and actions. I'm not sorry one bit.
Not to distract from how much they crave the media, but at least the Kardashians do possess know-how. Don't they run businesses? Their mom may be the queen of bullshit and their dad may be connected to OJ, but kids shouldn't be judged because of their parent.s
ReplyDeleteAnother employee has stepped forward to support Lisa Jackson. While he was an employee at Bubba's restaurant, it was "suggested" that he help serve at a house party Paula Deen was throwing, or lose his job.
ReplyDeleteWhen the event was over, (had to wear black trousers, black jacket, white shirt and gloves) he was given a beer as thank you. No payment for services.
As for the lawsuit, I'm sure the Food Network lawyers looked it over pretty carefully, and made a prudent decision.
This isn't about the n-word spoken years ago.
Take a look at the video taken of Paula Deen talking about her great-grandfather after the Civil War. She could not bring herself to say the word SLAVES. Yes, her ggfather was a slave master and he killed him self rather that face a world in which he would have to pay and respect his former slaves. What was the poor man to do - actually WORK on his land WITH HIS OWN HANDS? Oh, the sorrow!!
Paula Deen wants to believe and act as though "Gone with the Wind" was a documentary. She is willfully delusional.
Here is a comment from the TMZ website regarding Paula Deen's great grandfather from the Civil War:
ReplyDelete"Are you aware that 35 slaves cost about $700,000 in today's money? The poor man was robbed by the federal government. And here you are calling her names."
Holy Crap; are all these people sociopaths??? Are they just horrified by the thought of paying decent wages to their help?