Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) is considering going back on the ballot.
In an interview on "The Sean Hannity Show" Tuesday, the 2008 vice presidential candidate indicated she might throw her hat in the ring to become one of Alaska's U.S. Senators.
"I've considered it because people have requested me considering it," Palin said, after Hannity mentioned rumors of a potential Senate run.
"I'm still waiting to see, you know, what the lineup will be and hoping that, there again, there will be some new blood, new energy -- not just kind of picking from the same old politicians in the state," Palin continued.
Palin also took the opportunity to swipe at Sen. Mark Begich (D-Alaska), who she believes "has got to be replaced."
"[Begich] has not done what he has promised to do for the people of Alaska and that was to represent what it is that the nation needs in terms of energy development and so many other ... development issues that are near and dear to an Alaskan's heart," Palin said. "Because he's on the wrong side of the aisle, he has to go along to get along with his Democrat leadership. And that's a shame. That's a waste of opportunity for our nation."
Damn, how the once mighty Teabagger Queen has fallen.
Once she stumbled and tripped across the national stage, shaking her water filled breastesses, referencing the genitalia of male adversaries, and spouting double entendres like an aging ex-stripper on meth, while teasing the paint chip eaters that she might, just might, run for President of these here United States.
But NOW she is reduced to making threats to run in a SENATE race?
In ALASKA?
Sorry, I just snorted my coffee!
Let me assure you that right now Sarah Palin is persona non grata up here. And she knows it.
To actually make a run for the Senate she would have to confront the angry constituents that she abandoned four years ago, repair relationships with conservative Republicans who would rather spit on her than look at her, and raise money by traveling around the state with her hand out instead of begging for cash on Facebook as is her custom.
Ain't gonna happen.
She is no more serious about a run for the Senate than she was about running for President. You do remember how that turned out right?
I would be less surprised to see the return of Jesus Christ than the return of Sarah Palin to Alaska politics.
And I don't care HOW hard Mark Begich prays that she runs.
Here's the best, absolutely the BEST explanation of Whoopsie's gubernatorial career, courtesy of a PalinDrone at HP:
ReplyDelete"And yet she won the governorship and fulfilled every single campaign promise in doing so. She actually finished early and handed the reins to someone new."
Aha! So, that's it, folks! The real reason that the Master Grifter left her position was because she FINISHED EARLY! Just like (her kids didn't have a prayer of doing in) high school!! So humiliating to have a Pee-er finally set the record straight for us poor, unedumacated dum-dum librul commenters here at IM, right?
(Snorts coffee through nose)
She looked a lot better back when she was fulfilling every single campaign promise. Here are photos from 2008 and theyre not sexy and not skinny.
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She forgot to mention that the "people who are requesting that I consider running" are family members who will do anything rather than WORK for a living. Taahhd, Bristles, Willing and Piper Diaper (who is likely whining that she has not even had her own reality show yet!) Chuckles Sr, and Chuckles Jr. still have copies fo their "book" to hawk, also too.
ReplyDeletePlus, the Chuckies are threatening to write a second book. They need her out there hawking it for them. Not to mention needing the 'lamestream' media to sell her own book with bad Christmas recipes and fake Alaska tie-ins.
DeleteHer constant teasing will bring $ to her coffers but how may teases can her ardent fans endure. Sure, she'll say that she's using all that money (for private jets and 5 star hotels) to promote conservative candidates (even though the audits point to a different reality)but her rabid blind followers will still fork over the money. It's a good gig and along with her Fox News alternative reality schtik, she can earn easy money for the foreseeable future.
ReplyDeleteThe best outcome will be that more serious conservative minds turn on her (as many did after the presidential tease), Ailes finally rolls his eyes one last time and fires her, or that she actually runs and loses big time showing all her supporters what the reality of their beloved princess really is.
I remember reading some comment from a C4Per when the audits of her PAC were released. It was something along the lines of "I trust Sarah to determine the best use for my money, whether that's donating it to conservative candidates or promote our cause herself." There are none so blind as those who refuse to see....
DeleteAs much as I hate to see her financially rewarded for spewing hate and telling lies, I am grateful that the money sent to her will NOT be going to RWNJ candidates who might actually be running for something!
Delete"I've considered it because people have requested me considering it,"
ReplyDeleteThis idiot person mangles English even when trying to express the simplest thought.
I was just going to say the same thing. She can't even string a coherent sentence together any more (if she ever could.)
DeleteWell, she'll have to pump up her fake titties; get some new hooker wigs and f-me pumps and she's sure to get the pervert vote.
If all it takes is a request from some people, we are clearly missing our opportunity here. Sarah, I request that you sit down and shut up.
DeleteShe speaks that way because she's on hardcore illegal narcotics. Sarah is a drug addict whose mind and body is literally wasting away.
DeleteMiss Missing Stateside will get broadsided if she attempts a run for anything. And, with those boobs and in those shoes she looks like she would be running on the legalize prostitution platform. Ain't that right Tawd?
ReplyDeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
She does realize there is a dress code in the Senate doesn't she?????
DeleteSarah Palin always poops on Alaska 652. Why would she care about Alaska in US Senate? It is an opportunity for her to treat the state much worse. Remember she quit and shows disdain toward Alaska. She made a documentary of lies , SP's Ak, how is that good for the state? Lies = hate. She would demand the Senate lower standards to dress like a Palin.
DeleteJohn McCain could do some campaign stops for her in Alaska.
ReplyDeleteOk, we know she's not very bright and she's mean, but is this just about wringing more $$ out of her sheeples? Maybe it's also an excuse to dog Begish to aid Miller.
ReplyDeleteOoof! She's desperate.
ReplyDeleteHer interview included talking about her servant's heart again, as though her serving heart was aching to help out any way she can. Well then why doesn't she just run?
This attention-addiction act is a cry for real help. It's not the money anymore. It's a need for have people validate her and beg her to be their political saviour. It's her mental need to have her adorers hold her up on that pedestal that she craves.
Why the tease about running? Is she crazy? Does she think that people will unconditionally trust her forever? No sane person would keep up this act and believe they could pull the wool over the same people's eyes.
"This attention-addiction act is a cry for real help. It's not the money anymore. It's a need for have people validate her and beg her to be their political saviour."
DeleteBINGO!
"No sane person..."
DeleteAaannnnd, you can stop right there!
The key word to look for is "exploration commttee." I don't think that Palin has enough staff to form a committee of anything.
DeleteLook at the sea of pee, look at the Sarahpac totals. She does still "pull the wool over the same people's eyes". It can't last forever (can it?)
DeleteI've decided that the best thing I can do re: Rah-rah Palin is to wish her all she deserves.
ReplyDeleteI decided this, because I learned early in life that curses rebound upon the curser, so I need not wish her ill at my own peril.
Beyond that, I'm trying hard to do as Mr. Oliver suggested: ignore her. It's hard, but is getting easier every day.
That photo of her is hilarious. See her tongue?
"See her tongue?"
DeleteWith that tongue and that posture, it appears like she is trying to release a wedgie, without reaching behind with her claw-like hands to pull it out of her discomfort.
As Mr. Oliver suggested: ignore her.
DeleteJust curious... how much will this put in her coffer?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. The smart people may snicker and think her act is cute, but she gets no money from them. One way or another, the stupid are paying her bills and I don’t like that.
DeleteAh Sarah Palin, the Oswald Bates of politics.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Oswald%20Bates
OMG! Thats it! I knew she reminded me of someone but I couldn't put my finger on who it was.
DeleteSomething tells me Mrs. Oswald Bates will be making an appearance at C4P soon.
DeleteThey will have to use the google.
I agree. She'll grift it on SarahPAC for all it's worth but that's all she'll do. Our $arah would never work hard enough to run for Senate. That's just as funny as her running for President. She'll get the coffers refilled and spew her venom on Faux.
ReplyDeleteMaybe her BFF Elizabeth Hasselbeck will have her on Faux & Friends...but maybe Elizabeth has learned her lesson about $arah.
Totally agree!
DeletePalin looks deformed and retarded in that photo. The posture is atrocious...the tongue clinches the retardation look.
DeleteHasselbeck noted on The View that she was not as pro Palin as she had been when they first met during the McCain/Palin campaign.
DeleteHasselbeck has one upped Palin on getting this permanent position w/FOX!
I actually suspect that Hasselbeck took a spot for which they were kind of auditioning Scarah...(didn't she do a stint on Faux & Friends recently?) I believe that Scarah probably can't stand the blonde bobblehead for taking away some of her attention. JIMO
DeleteApparently, Hasselbeck isn't nearly conservative enough for the fringe wingers, who consider her to be, gasp, 'a librul' (if only they knew how funny this is). http://www.debbieschlussel.com/64194/hasseldumb-airheaded-lib-bimbo-elisabeth-hasselbeck-joins-fox-news-i-found-out-last-wk-says-911-wasnt-done-by-muslims/
DeleteSawah would have to quit Faux to run for the Senate, but of course she likes to quit things.
DeletePalin will announce the Bridge to Nowhere Bus Tour, and then grift as much dough as she can from her legion of suckers.
ReplyDeleteAnd Piper will bitch every step of the way because she is supposed to be on "vacation", and everyone is ruining it for her.
DeleteMrs. Palin, in the words of the famous old Country song, "Here's a quarter...call someone who cares."
ReplyDeleteA Fan From Chicago
Let me paraphrase her message: SEND ME MO' MONEY!
ReplyDeleteThat word salad was especially Category 5 Moron, what kind of people speak this way and get paid for it? Get assigned the title of Pundit on it? Only Fox News and Clear Channel outlets.
ReplyDeleteJesus Heath Christ.
One commenter said aptly, she's shown she only handles jobs in two year stints. Look at her piddly resume - she is patently unemployable.
Senate is 6. I can't imagine what her excuse would be to quit in 18 months (she'd never get there anyway.)
Two points -
ReplyDelete1. Palin is not getting the contributions into her PAC that she used to - hence the dangle of "Senate run".
2. Fox News has hired "The View" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck to be the new female co-host of its popular morning show program, moving current co-host Gretchen Carlson to anchor an hour-long daytime show.
I would bet anything that Sarah wanted that job, I'm sure she thought she was in the running after her Fox & Friends appearance. It is not a coincidence that Palin's announcement came out shortly after the Hasselbeck announcement. Palin is probably hoping that "running for Seneate" will allow her to break her contract with Fox without being sued.
What contract?? When is the last time she was on.
DeleteNot a chance in hell. Running would require work. This is just more carrot dangling to wring every last cent from her paint chip eating fan base. "A fool and his money are soon parted."
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite photo of the grifter. She does the "hooker look" like a pro.
ReplyDeleteSenate term is 6 years. When was the last time $he committed to anything for that long?
ReplyDeleteWell, she took on the parenting of Trig, and for the first year or two, she carried him around to validate her Right to Life beliefs. Although she promised to work for the disabled, the only things that she has ever done have been to walk in a couple of walks for autism and/or disabled people. We haven't seen much evidence of Trig's therapy. We see that he doesn't wear his glasses. And, the only examples of Sarah "parenting" the kid are the few posed Palin family photos. Sadly, Chuck Heath Sr. told a radio interview that Trig can say three or four words, still isn't toilet trained, and watches animated cartoons with the baby sitter.
DeleteTo answer anon 7:12 AM's question, When was the last time $she committed to anything for that long? the answer is that she took on the parenting of Trig, and doesn't seem to have followed through on that job.
Actually, 8:02 , she 'gave birth' to Trig but that's generally where it ends for her. She's never been much interested in what happens to the child after that.
DeleteThe 'parenting' part is left to family members, babysitters, older siblings, or the children themselves when they are old enough to yank open the battered refrigerator door without help.
Even the C4Pee'rs don't think this is a good idea. In their open thread today, this comment stood out, written by a Laddie Blah Blah "...the Mama Grizzly would suck the life out of all of those pork-stuffed sloppers with their snouts deeply buried in their gigantic, and growing, pile of public fodder." Is this person a performance artist?? Seriously? This is a woman who lives off of her PAC. Talk about pigs, this Palin chick is a full blown Boar. I'd respond to the comment, but I am banned from posting there.
ReplyDeleteNo offense, Gryphen, but I'm not convinced that Alaskans would step up to the plate and bring her down. In fact, she might actually be electable.
ReplyDeletePeople up there know their secrets, but nobody seems willing to take it to the next level and bring them down. This includes your elected officials.
For all their supposed ruggedness, Alaskans seem more than a little frightened of this ridiculous family.
Present company obviously excluded.
I would bet you, dear Anon 7:26, are not in Alaska. Alaskans would laugh Sarah Palin off the ballot. She fooled us once before we were paying attention, but we see her for what she is now and have nothing but contempt for her. Besides, her "lookit me, I'm a bad-ass Alaskan" schtick doesn't work on us.
DeleteSarah would be humiliated by trying to run in Alaska, and she knows it.
I'd think that Alaska is still mostly a "retail politics" state -- less advertising and more going out to talk with the voters. Sarah Palin wouldn't, couldn't, meet and greet her former constituents and answer their comments or complaints about quitting the job they elected her to do.
DeleteNo matter how thick her skin, she would wilt after a week of getting up close and personal with Alaskan voters. She'll never do it.
If true, laugh SP off ballot, others need to see some proof. So far 7:26 is the one living in reality. The entire state is under a million and SP gang has something on enough of them to keep up her sham. Of the million what percent actually vote?
DeleteI feel bad for the good people of Alaska for not being able to get rid of the horrendous corruption that smothers their physically beautiful state. There must be a way the sane can do something to purge the toxins.
Doing and repeating the same old is not going to help. Only the truth will set you free.
"People up there know their secrets, but nobody seems willing to take it to the next level and bring them down. This includes your elected officials."
DeleteYes, people probably do, but the average citizen doesn't hold the proof to anything, those that worked with her and helped in her schemes.
We shouldn't lump all Alaskans into one big pile of conspirators, knowing and holding her secrets.
Yes we Can lump all alaskans together. There is no reason on earth why mire Alaskans didnt make more noise about CBJ and MarSu hospital. There are lits of doctors and nurses and mothers in the state who need to Reoeatedly and loudly ask WTF?? How is a family doctir suddenly a high risk OB? Lets see tge certification and insurance policy on CBJ. How did NatSu allow a high risk birth induction???? Hello?? This shit never happened and not enough people made noise. The nurses and doctors in prividence where Tri-G was probably born could reveal that Sarah was Not the birth mother without recealing anything about the real mother. Actually every dictir and nurse in the state makes me angry. And dont start HIPPa refrain. There is no HIPPA in Fraud cases. Look it the fuck up.
DeleteKeep in mind
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How many know and help Palin? How many know and would like to tell the truth? It is critical to know the latter and do something about the suppression.
As long as the Palins are winning and free to defraud the public we are all screwed by the GOP and other criminals.
that fraud skank won't get elected to anything up here, fact is I'd bet a sizable sum-0-cash $he ain't even gonna officially run.
Deletefuk for that matter $he's too gawd damned cowardly to even come out in public up here.
the palin's/heath's can all go to hell, fuk 'em
7:48, 8:04 -
DeleteI sincerely hope you and Gryphen are correct in saying that she will never run because she knows she would be laughed out of the campaign by the people of Alaska.
However, I leave you with these names to contemplate:
Sean Parnell
Dan Sullivan
Joe Miller
Don Young
Ted Stevens
As we've seen from the likes of John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan, Steve King, Ted Cruz and more, a tremendous amount of damage can be done to our country by a single member of Congress.
OP, here.
DeleteNo, I'm not from Alaska, but I've learned more about Alaska than I ever thought I'd ever know in the past 5 years, including that Sarah Palin had an approval rating in the 80s when she was first Governor. I knew within seconds of John McCain trotting her out on the public stage that she was a mean, nasty, shallow, ignoramus. The tiniest bit of research into her time as governor (not to mention mayor), revealed lots of monkey business.
I'm not blaming any anti-Palin Alaskans who post or read here. Obviously, you are not privy to the information or you would be telling it.
But there's a lot of people who were fooled by Sarah Palin and it went on a long time. And now that she and her family have disgraced Alaska over and over and over again, with no repercussions or smack downs, I'm just not convinced. There's enough apathy and enough people who would elect anyone over a "lib'rul" and enough people who might think she would have some special pull in the Senate to benefit Alaska and enough plain stupid people (in all states, not just Alaska).
This is the same state that elected Joe Freakin' Miller, who was then disgraced as he should have been. This is the same state that elected Sarah's boy, Sean Parnell in 2010 by a large margin.
Since a (heaven forbid) Senator Palin would affect all of us, we all have a stake.
I actually don't believe she will be running for anything again. She won't go near the presidency, but I stand by my concern that she could actually be elected to the Senate.
Best case scenario, of course, is that she runs and is humiliated and the truth about all the Palingates (pregnancy, pimping, etc.) comes out.
Out of the 700,000 plus Alaskans, HOW MANY VOTE? We are talking about a very small state and very small number of people. Yet they can keep these criminals in the limelight and destroying out country. Poor America. Can we give Alaska to Putin? I wouldn't wish it on him but he is their neighbor.
DeleteSmall correction OP,
DeleteJoe Miller was NOT elected to anything. He won the GOP primary for the Senate seat because we have a closed primary race and many D & I's voted for Miller in the primary to dump Lisa and give the Dem a better chance at winning. Very few people expected Lisa to run an independent campaign and win it. (which she wouldn't have been able to do without the assistance of the AK voting board stretching/changing the rules to benefit her).
"I've considered it because people have requested me considering it,"
ReplyDeleteJoe Miller one of those people? Her smarmy tea party pal already has his hat in the ring.
She should run. The smack-down Alaskans would give her - epic. Also, hilarious, also.
Not a chance in hell. Never fear ya'all!
ReplyDeleteOnly a few delusionals will believe she would run. The problem is she continues to grift.
DeleteFor some reason the people who could end her crime spree and all the destruction she does to others, they won't do the right thing.
She is a crazy crook that will go on and on until the law tells her to stop (it won't be APD or FBI). Those who well know that and know the details are the ones responsible to end her rampage. If it was a serial killer would you expect them to turn them self in? No.
You would know it is the people who know what is going on but stay silent who must grow up and do the right thing.
SB 21
ReplyDeletethat's all she wrote on her Alaskan public career
Wait. Sarah? Only a Senator?
ReplyDeleteBut...but... isn't her loony tunes cult calling her "our president" (having apparently decided to deal with the uncertainty of her running or not by deciding that she did run, and won, and is now "our president") ?
How ever will they deal with the demotion?
Alaska will never put her on the ballot for Senator! The majority totally dislike her and she's been nothing more than an embarrassment to their state.
ReplyDeletePlus, she and Todd quit as governor, she cannot debate and STILL is talking the same points from 2008! And, the pipeline she said was under construction when on the campaign trail w/McCain STILL is NOT under construction.
The Republican party in Alaska dislikes her as much as does the national group!
She's a liar and fraud - proven time and time again!
I think that Sarah in her self-destructive way is desiring to be found out on Trig. I don't think national reporters would hesitate to dig on the story this time around, tho I don't know about AK press, who as we remember just want It. To. Stop.
ReplyDeleteHow freaked out would they be of people showed up at their appearances with DNA swabs?
DeleteHow much digging would they have to do???
DeleteWe've* done all their work for them. All they have to do is write it up.
*by we, I mean bloggers and their followers.
If she were a declared candidate, she'd have to give up, or suspend, her Fox gig. So, right now, she's in the catbird seat -- grifting money from her bots with the tease of thinking about being a Senator, while still raking in Fox money because she's not really going to do it. What a gal.
ReplyDeleteIs she really raking in all that much money from fox, I wonder?
DeleteWell, Nefer, you're right -- she might be getting paid by the minute (ho, ho, ho) or by the appearance. So much $ for a radio interview, some more for tv since she has to put on her wig for that, and Toodles gets paid to run the camera. I doubt she has much of a contract, but, still, she could't appear on Fox as a commentator if she's a declared candidate, The FCC would crack down on them. Probably.
DeleteI think Fox is using her for entertainment value. They have no plans to keep her around for very long, and, clearly they're not giving her prime time exposure.
She has only been on twice. When is the next time?
DeleteShe's power hungry (although not willing to work for it except at the most superficial level). She'll have to decide if power/prestige is more important than money and the risk of being laughed off the planet and/or put in prison.
DeleteIf Fox gave her a dress rehearsal she miserably failed. She may have returned to Ak to escape the heat at her new residence but I couldn't help but think it was her humiliation about what happened with epic fail at Fox. I do believe she would have managed to stay cool in the lower 48 had she been the success she imagined she could be.
DeleteSarah will finally have to face the citizens of Alaska and explain why quitting her job as governor was a good thing for them (not her). She cost the state thousands of dollars, and the only thing that she "progressed" was her own bank account.
ReplyDeleteSarah's appearances on Fox have been cut back to just a few minutes. Sarah needs to raise her public profile in some way, so this is just some red meat for her fans to chew on. To encourage Sarah to run, they will donate to her PAC. There is a song out there, "It's tough out there for a pimp." That photo of Sarah shows that it's tough out there for a 'ho, too.
Two reasons for this lame-brained announcement from Tundratwat.
ReplyDelete1) PAC coffers running low.
2) This: Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving "The View" to join Fox News' morning show, "Fox & Friends"...Moreover, she is a tested name and will bring her own version of star power to the show, and to the wider network. She is also likely to make regular appearances on primetime shows like Bill O'Reilly's and Sean Hannity's.
Gretchen Carlson, who currently hosts "Fox & Friends" with Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade, will helm a one-hour daytime program beginning in early fall.
Megyn Kelly will host a primetime show on Fox News."
What, no room for Sarah, even after her faaaabulous appearance just a couple of weeks ago?
From http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/elisabeth-hasselbeck-fox-news-view-page-six_n_3569822.html
As a recall there was no love lost bt Elizabeth and Sarah back in 2008. Didn't Eliz say she felt dissed by AP? Oh well, I'm sure she'll forget that when SP appears on that stupid show.
DeleteAGREE WITH Nefer8:14 AM
DeleteElisabeth kissed her ass up and down, then was surprised when Sarah wasn't nice to her. If Elisabeth has that thin a skin, she won't last long at Fox News (especially when she has to kiss Sarah Palin's ass up and down some more).
DeleteI don't think anyone at fox has to kiss Sarah's ass any more. It is more than likely the other way around.
DeleteThank the universe you've said all this. I really was beginning to get a sickening knot in my stomach at the thought of her anywhere close to D.C. Actually when I take another breath and calm down, the picture that brings to mind is pretty hilarious. Right?
ReplyDeleteMrs. Palin in the Senate? Actually working with people like Senator Reid?
What would she wear????????????????
OMG...I just snorted my coffee. I've got to stop.
Thanks for weighing in Gryphen. And please, please, please dear Universe of mine...please let this madness stop once and for all.
WTF?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is considering running for Senator of the Great State of Alaska.
What about hoping John McCain wins the presidency?
NEW YORK -- After concluding her debate with now-Vice President Joe Biden in the upcoming HBO movie "Game Change," Sarah Palin tells John McCain's campaign manager Steve Schmidt why McCain needs to definitely win the 2008 presidential election. "I so don't want to go back to Alaska," Palin says.
Timeline of Events Re Attempts to Confirm Todd Palin Was Shailey Tripp’s Pimp
ReplyDeletehttp://malialitman.wordpress.com/2013/07/10/timeline-of-events-re-attempts-to-confirm-todd-palin-was-shailey-tripps-pimp/
Very interesting. Relevant info.
DeleteThe photo above begs the question: "Is Sarah actually one of Todd's employees?"
DeleteThe dramatic differences between the before-and-after photos (a healthier and more rounded Sarah on a $150,000 GOP clothing budget with multiple fashion consultants, versus the photo on this page) begs another question: "Is this woman on drugs?"
The photo above is clearly not the picture of a healthy mother of four children.
At some subconscious level Sarah knows she is a prostitute. She is not even and never was a politician whore. She has been used and abused all along, she gave up her power to men. It started with old man Heath. She went on to learn most of what she knows when she parked her butt at the Four Corners for all those years. She is trying to tell the world she is just a plain old whore. Don't take my word for it, look at her pictures.
DeleteIf Sarah Palin was serious about a run for Alaskan State Senator you know she would be styling in one of those flattering bobs that smart ladies of her age wear.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zimbio.com/pictures/RR0qnR8SCyv/2008+Summer+TCA+Tour+Day+10/5okoiopxL-Q/Eva+Longoria
She could have listened to Willow. Her body dysmorphia prevents her from looking relevant and she clearly can't listen to any consultants that are in the know. She may have fired her best consultants by now. She is either forced to not show her present condition in a realistic light or she looks like the freak in the above photo.
It is pathetic to watch her slow meltdown in the media. It is good to know who will carry her water and end up the fools that go down with her.
She is in serious need of help.
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Hasselbeck has an annoying voice but she is good looking and doesn't dress like a fugly old ho. Palin body dysmorphia and unkempt dirty wigs and wiggles are all the proof people need to know she has mental health problems larger than the state of Alaska.
I hope Rog will allow her to continue to talk and be filmed along with her other appearances. We will know she isn't changing and how she is digressing and taking her supporters with her.
I would only worry about her progressing if I see her updating and appropriately dressing. Even with that she will have to open her word salad hole.
Sarah Palin is a pussy and will never run for any political office.
ReplyDeleteYep.
DeleteShe's yellower than dog kennel snow.
My beloved Wonkette weighs in:
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/522239/idiot-half-term-governor-pretends-to-consider-applying-for-senator-gig-of-state-that-still-hates-her#more-522239
I wonder why she's thumbing her nose at Joe Miller? Is she getting back at him for his unwillingness to endorse her? Is this a threat from Sarah and Todd that they'll sabotage Joe's run if he doesn't cooperate with some possible nefarious AK business deals?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Todd? Isn't he going to federal prison pretty soon?
ReplyDeleteIf there is justice in this world, he will be.
DeleteYeah, I think Sowah's gonna have to carry her own purse for this campaign, while her castrato of a hubby wears the orange.
DeleteThe following is not my brilliance, but it is copied from a commenter on Gawker. I think it is such a perfect parody of Sarah's salad, that I want to spread it as it really does capture her pathetically scrambled brain.
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Goshdarnit, youbetcha across our great nation and throughout the real America, I am compressed once again to be able to hoist myself and my expandin base high upon this country doggonnit, just like that first time with Jomcane the Mavrik and that blockhead Joe The Plumber when we were doin our barnstormins across our wonderful continent where I got all the applauses and attentions with my zingers and down home punch lines and other jokes we had goin there until I went rogue and found things more profitable for myself and my normal family plus extended grandchildren all crammed together into my One Notion bus tour bus and speakin extravaganzas and sometimes pot luck dinners and parkin lot sideshows that I was invited to between my firins and rehirins over there at Fox News where I have become a big pundit for the historical patriots and in memory of our long dead forefathers across and beneath our great land on whose footsteps we treaded into and also too my wardrobes and other fashionable footwears that I wiggled into and burrowed my way deeply into the hearts and ears of fellow citizens along our highways and dirt roads leadin up to the day when we can take our country back to where it was taken away from wherever that was, when we not once, but twice gummed things up again before which I hope to correct if I decide to step into the arena there.
So close to accurate it's not even funny.
DeleteI must gently disagree with you, 10:18. This satire, funny as it is, was still much more coherent than anything Sarah Palin has ever said or written.
DeleteThe thought that anyone is "requesting me" to run continues to astound and amaze, altho we know people like that exist. Woman makes me puke.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's chances of becoming a senator is worse than Bristol Palin's chances of getting married.
ReplyDeleteIt is going to take a lot of dick sucking for Sarah and Bristol to achieve the impossible.
Stupid comment with bad grammar.
DeleteLOL!
DeleteEnjoy the Ramadan holiday period
ReplyDeleteHussein and M00-shelle
why so bitter, sawah?
DeleteYou are a disgrace to this country and to Christianity.
DeleteOur President and gracious, brilliant First Lady are so far superior to you in education, intelligence, culture, and Christian living, that you, a piece of rotted filth, are not fit to be in the same country with them.
All your stupid illiterate comments don't make up for the fact that you are nothing compared to them. You are inferior to them in every way and always will be.
You are truly a moron.
DeleteOh look it's sarah palin joining us in the comments. She just can't resist posting her trollish nuggets here. This particular comment is proof that she's a bitter racist totally jealous of Michelle. She wishes Barack was her's. How sad.
DeleteAren't you clever?
Delete@8:47
DeleteI heard Jesus loves the little children,
ALL the little children of the world...
Where did you learn to hate?
as-salaam alaikum
and L'Shalom also, too.
thatcrowwoman
Please excuse me for being crude but, Fuck you !
Delete8:47
Deletesarah palin will NEVER be President.
The half term,half wit would have to come out from behind the protection of her Facebook/Twitter bunker and actually mingle with Alaskans! Answer unscripted questions from AK and national media! Debate Begich, Treadwell and Joke Miller - all of whom can speak in complete sentences!
ReplyDeleteAin't happenin'. $creech is just teasing for headlines and more grift.
I hope someone in media asks Alaskans what they think of their biggest embarrassment running for Senate. Blow up yer boobies, Queen Babble On - won't help. Bwahahahahaahhhaaaa .....
That idiot isn't running for anything. She's pulling a Donald Trump
ReplyDeleteIsn't it enough she tries to mimic his most ridiculous hair?
DeleteWell actually she's pulling a Sarah Palin.
DeleteEveryone has a right to be stupid from time to time, but Sarah has abused the privilege.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!!!
DeleteSarah Palin transcends stupidity.
DeleteLOL! Great!!
Deletehttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/10/1222485/-Sorry-Sarah-Palin-fans-Senators-can-t-vote-by-Twitter-she-s-not-going-to-run
ReplyDeleteHow about it Alaska?
ReplyDeleteYa ready for another Wild Ride?
Will Sarah Palin fake another pregnancy during her Alaska Senate run to cover up for Piper's, Willow's or Todd's girlfriend's pregnancy?
Worked last time.
Another fake pregnancy would be brilliant in this case. It is the only way anyone would take her serious.
DeleteWell, she did just brag about being (snort) fertile.
DeleteReally just a way of telling her aging horndog fanboys that she is lush and egg-filled and moist and of course having the sexytimes (or what's the point of being fertile?).
Yech.
J Fucking C.
ReplyDeleteSomebody in alaska Please Expose this bitch. Enough alredy. Seriously. Enough.
I agree. I don't even live in Alaska and I'm so sick of Palin and her family I could scream.
DeleteSomebody PLEASE take her down for good. There has GOT to be someone, somewhere, who has enough proof of her lies and scandals to rid us of her once and for all.
If it takes more than one person, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE those who know and have proof, back up... get together, get it together and do what you know is right.
DeleteIf you aren't part of the solution you're part of the problem.
YOU ARE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM IF YOU CAN'T FIND A WAY TO SOLUTION.
One of the questions for Sarah Palin during her Senate debate is:
ReplyDeleteHasTodd been hanging out with prostitutes in Anchorage?
The nerve of that smelly old tart is beyond imagination, is it not?
ReplyDeleteThat's Fart with an F.
DeleteThat picture simply freaks me out.
ReplyDeleteWe came so close to total disaster.
Cranky Sarah Palin Arises from Nap, Needs Attention
ReplyDeletehttp://m.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/07/cranky-sarah-palin-arises-from-nap-needs-attention
Imagine, if you will, Senator Palin as she heads toward the podium. She'll begin the word salad and destruction of the English language immediately. Then... time out for a boob adjustment. Back to the hate fest. She is making not a bit of sense and contorting her face into devil-like expressions. Wait, it seems as though Sarah is fading already and needs a jolt of something. She takes a long swig on her BIG GULP cup. Much better. She resumes saying nothing using the worst possible English peppered with awesome vulgarities. Now she's twitching strangely and I think she needs to... oh yeah: she forgot to shower again or use her feminine spray and she's very itchy. There she is rubbing her upper thighs together and... no, she can't get the relief she needs: she MUST scratch the itch. Not only does she do it in full view of the 99 other senators, she REFERS to it with a bawdy smile. If you actually think this scenario could not happen, you surely don't know our Sarah.
ReplyDeleteSarah is too much of a coward to run for any office ever again. She fears the truth about her pimp husband, her faked pregnancy and numerous other scandals will come out. She will sit down and shut up.
ReplyDeleteI've got to believe that the full power of the national Republican party was used to suppress and hide any evidence of her scandals, and that she knows she no longer has that power behind her.
DeleteAND there are likely some people from the McCain campaign who have direct access to proof as well as the media contacts to release it far and wide.
Thinking otherwise would keep me awake at night.
McCain has everything that was on the Johnston computer. He probably got much more when he was helping the family by moving in on them. Who knows who else and what else he stole?
DeleteThere is no way McCain could have thought Sarah Palin was ever pregnant with a Down syndrome baby. Mc was driven by his lust to be President and his maverick stupidity to think he could clean her up.
His all powerful ego was in charge.
The way she speaks makes me think she's either mentally ill, handicapped or very poorly educated. Just admit it Sarah, you're a barely functioning retard.
ReplyDeleteWhat gets me are the people who act like they think she is doable. Political or other. We are accustomed to dumb Sarah, it makes her pals look so dumb, ALSO, TOO. All of Fox. Even if this is a diabolical plan for Ailes to put her in her place, he is an idiot to use a propaganda machine that wants to stay relevant like that. Dumb whatever it is with Fox, Ailes, Murdoch.
Delete"D" - all of the above.
DeleteSarah faked a special needs pregnancy OR risked the life and attempted to self abort a special needs child. Either one or the other, you have to pick one Sarah supporters.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, my mother--who gave birth to three children--thinks the Wild Ride is neither implausible nor irresponsible. Sarah didn't look pregnant? Well, no, she was a runner with tight abs, totally possible. And after giving birth four times she knew her own body well enough to realize she had time to fly from Texas to Alaska before the baby would arrive.
DeleteI am embarrassed that my parents embody every cliche there is about stupid, gullible, paranoid conservatives. They don't send Sarah money, but they support a bunch of crazy right-wing organizations/hate groups.
Sarah Palin's chances of winning an Alaska Senate seat is worse than:
ReplyDeleteBristol winning DWTS
Willow getting taller and thinner
Caint Get Right getting right
Todd getting a manly voice and a 3 inch penis
If Sarah Palin is going to run for senate, that's going to require her to wash her smelly ass.
ReplyDeleteAin't gonna happen.
The smelly ass comments are REALLY stupid and make this blog look terrible. Isn't there enough else to criticize?
DeleteGryphen, I know you don't like censorship and that you want visitors, but believe me comments like these hurt you. This used to be my favorite site but the comments have gotten so stupid and so low class, it's ridiculous.
Now I will get called a bot or a concern control. Some of the people who hate the Palin's are 10x worse (dumber) than the bots..
Tick tock Todd
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Ailes re-hired Palin knowing she would hear rumors of hosting shake-ups and people moving to prime time, and would think her Fox 'n' Fuckups appearance was an audition?
ReplyDeleteAnd then bitch-slapped her with some shitty, brief weekend and radio spots, followed by the hiring of (younger, prettier) Hasselbeck and promotions of (younger, prettier) Carlson and (younger, prettier, and just as fertile) Kelly?
Now will you stop pestering me to re-hire you?
100% on the money. Ailes had this all planned out to put the moron back in her place.
Delete100% on the money. Ailes had this planned all along to put the moron in her place.
DeleteIf Sarah Palin becomes Senator Sarah Palin, will she rehire Britta Palin as her executive secretary again?
ReplyDeleteOr did Britta change her name back to Britra Hanson since she divorced that no good Track Palin?
Since there was never a marriage license, it was a fake marriage and I don't think Britta would have bothered going to court and giving a reason for her name change.
DeleteBritta never changed her name to Palin. She was a beard. She has been part of the syndicate for years. If her Mat-Su nurse gig doesn't suit her she can always work in a public capacity for the Palin gang. She will no doubt be on payroll one way or another as long as she holds any secrets.
DeleteI'm not sure they were ever really married, were they?
DeleteI'm not sure they were ever really married, were they?
DeleteI think that Gryphen posted a copy of the court papers asking for the divorce.
DeleteA beard??
DeleteDon't know of any official documentation. That is the same as no marriage. It is further proof of another Heath/Palin scam to boost their prosperity at the sake of others. Hanson has further dirtied her life and the child for her take and part in the wicked misfeasance. Being a pastors daughter it is all the worse for her transgressions and hypocrisies. She belongs doing hard time beside the rest of them when this comes down on these Mat-Su Valley iniquitous practitioners.
DeleteMay they also burn in the hell of their belief system.
Sarah Palin's chances of running for the Alaska senate is worse than Sarah Palin's chances of blowing President Obama.
ReplyDeleteTo the citizens of Alaska. Imagine looking at a most beautiful and awesome face, but on that perfect face is a big, festering boil. When you walk away, what do you remember about the beautiful face. You remember the big, festering boil! Sarah Palin IS the big, festering boil on your lovely and awesome Alaska! Show the big, festering boil the door folks.
ReplyDeleteLance that thing, PLEASE!
DeletePerfect comment.
DeleteIf Sarah Palin runs for senate, does that mean the Republican Party will take the Wasilla Hillbillies and the Heaths on another Saks Fifth Avenue shopping spree again?
ReplyDeleteYEE HAW
NEW DUDS FOR EVERYBODY!
What about Levi Johnston? Does Sarah Palin's grandson's daddy gets new duds and a haircut too or is he out of the circle?
DeleteIsn't she quitting the Repub Party? They been so mean and all. The Freedumb Party will dude the Palins up in high style.
DeleteThis is how long we will have to put up with Sarah Palin's bullshit Alaska Senate run:
ReplyDeleteFiling Deadline (Party Candidates): June 2, 2014
Filing Deadline (Independents): August 2014
Filing Deadline (Write-In Candidates): November 2014
Primary: August 26, 2014
That's a long time for Sarah Palin's prick tease dance then Sarah Palin will announce (again):
Delete“Not being a candidate, really you are unshackled and you’re able to be even more active,” she told Levin. “I need to be able to say what I want to say.”
That gives her plenty of time to make a small fortune and screw up more fine folks. I am holding the silent Alaskans that are partially responsible for the next year of this hellion on wild ride wheels. May they all be in jail SOON.
DeleteSick of Sarah Palin and SICK OF SILENT ALASKA.
And meanwhile, she's have lots of stuff paid for by whatever nutjobs form a nutjob committee to get her elected.
Delete"I've considered it because people have requested me considering it," Palin said, after Hannity mentioned rumors of a potential Senate run
ReplyDeleteSarah tell the truth, who requested that you run for senator of Alaska? Surely it's not the people of Alaska who you screwed before when you quit your governor's job to make Sarah Palin's Alaska?
You do know that all your dumbfuck facebook followers in the lower 48 can't vote for you in Alaska so why are you pulling another charade on them?
Maybe Sarah Palin doesn't know that her facebook followers can't vote for her in Alaska?
She probably thinks that the election can be held on facebook.
DeleteEven the idiots who cant vote can still send money. Thats all she cares about.
DeleteYes, people requested Palin to run for Senate. Those people would be the ones that her PAC pays healthy consultant fees. Their jobs including opening multiple accounts around the internet to like Sarah's Facebook comments, retweet her tweets and keep the conversation going at her fan websites. They need their jobs, so of course they suggested that Sarah run for the Senate.
DeleteIf not facebook the little old ladies from the valley can fix the votes à la dwts.
DeleteHas Alaska changed their Senate terms to 3 yrs? We all know Sarah quits halfway through.
ReplyDeleteBTW I don't think Lizard going to Faux is good news for Sarah, she is younger, prettier and can actually speak "rill" words.
OMG! The grifter is begging for more $$$$. Get ready to see bigger blow up boobs, shorter skirts, hooker shoes, & and that ever horrible rat's nest on her head!
ReplyDeleteDid a letter go out?
DeleteHey Pimp Daddy Todd do you think you can get Joe Miller to endorse your brain dead wife for Senator of Alaska?
ReplyDeleteLOL
What's Willow doing these days?
ReplyDeleteDid Willow ever pass her Alaska Cosmetology GED test yet?
Sarah found a consultant to take the GED tests for a reasonable price. Willow can now announce she is running for John McCain's seat in the Senate. The Palin dynasty will rule one way or another.
DeleteSenator Sarah Palin of the Great State of Alaska has a nice ring to it. I say go for it Sarah.
ReplyDelete@10:39 So says every late night comedian.
DeleteThat is snark, right?
DeleteBecause if not, what do you have against Alaska, and for that matter, the United States?
Co-Senator Todd Palin of the Great State of Alaska has a nice ring to it. I say go for it Todd.
ReplyDeleteSenator John McCain, former running mate of Sarah Palin, when will you come out and endorse Sarah Palin for the Alaska Senate seat.
ReplyDeleteIf the bitch was good enough to be your vice presidential pick then surely she is qualified to be a United States of America Senator?
If this was real, McCain would have already been asked and spewed his BS about what a great Senator she would make. This is one of the lamest farces the media tolerates. If they can't expose the fake pregnancy bellies why won't they expose these dumb money grubbing ploys?
DeleteMorning Joe Mocks Palin Senate Run: Being A Candidate Is Different Than ‘Running Your Own Cooking Show’
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/tv/morning-joe-mocks-palin-senate-run-being-a-candidate-is-different-than-running-your-own-cooking-show/
Sarah Palin got bigger titties so why shouldn't she run for the Alaska Senate? Bigger titties means she is smarter right Alaska?
ReplyDeleteNo, her fans at the Pee Place count the number of "likes" on her facebook as a sign of her qualifications and smarts. Never mind that those well paid consultants are paid to open multiple facebook accounts to drive up Palin's numbers. Money well spent since it fools the Pees.
DeletePete Petretich over at C4P
ReplyDelete"The thing is, she might be able to easily walk away with the seat, which would be a nice resume enhancement for future runs. Don't forget, Obama was only a Senator for two years and then he QUIT to become POTUS..."
Don't ever change Pete, your stupidity is a sight to behold.
Give up those food stamps yet?
Quit to be President is different from quitting to have a ghost written book to promote and to appear on prescripted segments of Fox News.
DeleteThe stupid, it burns. "Quit" to be President is not okay, but Sarah quitting to become VP if McCain had won would have been okay? And Sarah quitting with no real excuse was also okay? All I can say is, WTF?!
DeleteCan Senator Sarah Palin pardon Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow, the Heaths, Todd's sister and herself for all their crimes against Alaska?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why Sarah wants to be senator of Alaska? Sarah would pardon herself and all her relatives, seal all their criminal records then quit for the good of Alaska.
Mark Begich: Sarah Palin may not be Alaska resident
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/story/2013/07/sarah-palin-senate-run-alaska-mark-begich-93962.html
"I've considered it because people have requested me considering it," Palin said, after Hannity mentioned rumors of a potential Senate run.
ReplyDeleteHey Sarah Palin a lot of Americans has requested that you eat shit and go away. Will you consider that?
Sarah Palin if you become senator you won't have to kiss Roger Aile's big white ass anymore.
ReplyDeleteGo for it.
I finally figured out why Sarah is even thinking of running for the Senate. She heard that some of our senators receive regular gifts from rich lobbyists, and she wants to get in on the action.
ReplyDeleteAfter Sarah Palin's failure and dismissal from Fox they are probably looking for a way out that she can keep the facade of dignity an relevance. Hence, appeal to the sheeple for money at the same time she can leave Fox without looking like a loser or a quitter. Pretending to run for Senator in Alaska is best they could come up with.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
ReplyDeleteShe is never going to run for jack shit, anybody that still believe she might is even dumber than her cult at c4p.
6 years. Sarah. I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteThat outfit speaks -
ReplyDeleteI have raided my daughters closets and put on these shiny sparkle shoes too.
Oh and the boobs keep raising and lowering like a flag.