Arizona family flees America due to gay marriage and "state controlled churches," deciding to leave their fate in God's hands. God leaves them stranded in the middle of the ocean for three months.

Courtesy of the Washington Post:

A northern Arizona family that was lost at sea for weeks in an ill-fated attempt to leave the U.S. over what they consider government interference in religion will fly back home Sunday. 

Hannah Gastonguay, 26, said Saturday that she and her husband “decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us” when they took their two small children and her father-in-law and set sail from San Diego for the tiny island nation of Kiribati in May. 

But just weeks into their journey, the Gastonguays hit a series of storms that damaged their small boat, leaving them adrift for weeks, unable to make progress. They were eventually picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel, transferred to a Japanese cargo ship and taken to Chile where they are resting in a hotel in the port city of San Antonio. 

Their flights home were arranged by U.S. Embassy officials, Gastonguay said. The U.S. State Department was not immediately available for comment. 

So they fled America because they felt oppressed and yet they then after damn near dying in  the middle of the ocean they eagerly accept a free plane ride back to the states. Yeah America sucks alright.

Hannah Gastonguay said her family was fed up with government control in the U.S. As Christians they don’t believe in “abortion, homosexuality, in the state-controlled church,” she said. 

U.S. “churches aren’t their own,” Gastonguay said, suggesting that government regulation interfered with religious independence. 

Among other differences, she said they had a problem with being “forced to pay these taxes that pay for abortions we don’t agree with.” 

Seriously when was the last time that anybody fled this country searching for religious freedom?

Isn't it usually the other way around?

But here's the kicker.

The Gastonguays weren’t members of any church, and Hannah Gastonguay said their faith came from reading the Bible and through prayer. “The Bible is pretty clear,” she said.

Did you get that? These people were not even members of a church, and yet they say they fled the country because of "state controlled churches."  Makes perfect sense, if you're crazy.

Methinks SOMEBODY may have been watching a little too much Fox News.