Sarah Palin's brother, Chuck Jr., lays out ten reasons why he thinks people attack his sister. And he is wrong on every count.

"I pushed my fake boobs out as hard as I can and they are still criticizing me. Somebody help me!"

Courtesy of Chuckie's Facebook page:

For the past five years, I’ve watched, listened to, and read viscous comments directed at my sister Sarah. These attacks are usually based on things those that want to destroy her feel she is lacking. I thought I’d help the haters out by compiling my own list. I hope this helps! 

Ten Things That Sarah Palin is Lacking: 

#1-Pedigree: Sarah was born into a low-income family with no political connections. Everything she’s achieved has been through her own hard work. (Wrong! The American people elected Bill Clinton, who was raised by a single mother and never had much wealth or connections growing up, twice. He made it through intelligence, his magnetic presence, and hard work. And then there is Obama, whose very existence in the White House blows this bullshit argument apart at the seems.)

#2-Soft hands: Sarah has continually worked to provide for herself and her family, whether it was as a commercial fisherman, a hunter, a waitress, etc., she’s never been afraid to get her hands dirty. (Her hands? When has anybody EVER mentioned her hands, or that of any other politician? People are looking for a leader, not someone to join Captain Quint on the Orca (#5)while looking to kill a great white shark.)

#3-Sleep: I watched Sarah work 15-20 hours a day, seven days a week as governor. Her stamina amazes everyone close to her. (Really? I interviewed about a half dozen former staff members who claimed that Palin disappeared for hours a day. Including the head of her security detail who said that she never prepared for meetings and was almost impossible to find when she was needed. Then there was Levi's contention that she often came home halfway through the day to go hide in her bedroom. But hey, I'm sure her brother knows so much more about her work habits then THOSE people, right?)

#4-A golf handicap: Although she loves the game, you would never see Sarah spending countless hours on the links during a position of leadership. (Apparently this is a thinly veiled slam at the President. And too stupid do deserve a response.)

#5-Shady friends: Sarah has no ties to known domestic terrorists, and no wealthy foreign friends that financed trips for her overseas. (Tell that Schaeffer Cox, Bud Paxson, and Mark Burnett.)

#6-Hidden college transcripts: Her school records have always been open to the public. (WTF? Well then where the hell are they! Seriously I challenge Chuck Heath Jr. to place these records online of forever be branded a lying piece of garbage just like his sister.)

 #7-A perfect family: Despite hardships that almost every American family faces, Sarah has kept her head up and focused on the positive, and she’s always been there to help us when we’ve needed her.  (Can't argue with that. Palin has been covering for the misdeeds and unexpected pregnancies of her brood for years.)

#8-Friends in the media, Hollywood, and rap music: The vast majority of Hollywood stars and the mainstream media have done everything in their power to destroy her. No major network newsman has ever said that he gets a tingle up his leg when he thinks of her. (What? That is such an insult to Ted Nugent and Sean Hannity! I am almost certain they both get a tingle somewhere in the vicinity of their leg every time they talk to Snowdrift Snooki.)

 #9-A lack of respect for the Constitution: Sarah has always looked at the Constitution as a brilliant blueprint for America; a document that clearly lays out a separation of powers so that no one person or group of people have absolute power. (Too bad she has no idea what it says.)

#10-A doubt in our Creator: Every big decision Sarah makes has been based on prayer. (Like faking a pregnancy? Or getting fake boobs? Or lying to people about her plans to run for President? Were all of those decisions based on prayer?)

I’m sure many of you could add to this list. Feel free, but try to be nice and honest.

Well he asked for it. Do you all want to add to the list?

Oh and you can forget about being nice. Just be honest.