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Like those 3:00 am wake up calls to join my dad duck hunting in the canoe before the school day began, it's time our politicians wake up and hear some Duck calls from far outside the beltway. (I'm sorry WHAT kind of responsible parent wakes his kid up at 3:00 AM to duck hunt when they have to go to school in four hours? Never mind, it probably never happened.) The self-made, hugely successful businessmen (and women) of Duck Dynasty made history this week with the "most watched non-fiction series" in TV history. (Non-fiction? I think she knows better than that. My daughter works on reality shows, and let's just say there is more reality on the Syfy channel.) What's most interesting and inspiring is to see the number of young people tuning in to watch this all-American, hard working family -- and learn the key to their success (as well as tips on how best to bag the ducks!).
Todd and I had a great time meeting Duck Commander Willie Robertson at this year's NRA convention. And just the other day, Phil Robertson offered some of their refreshing trademark plainspoken talk that so many crave from our leaders in Washington. Speaking on the issue of the sanctity of life, Phil reminds us that all life is God-given, no matter how small or how special. Watch Phil's entire remarks on the abortion culture here: (http://cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/matt-vespa/duck-dynasty-star-blasts-abortion-culture-what-world-happened-us).
I watched the video the other day and this Willie Robertson guy comes off as one of those unwashed street corner preachers screaming about the End Times. Apparently in certain circles this comes off as old fashioned down home truth telling.
To our GOP leaders in Washington, especially -- this is what Americans desire and deserve; we're not rooting for your social truces. As Phil so rightly asks, "What in the world has happened to us?"
Kudos to these Duck dudes for speaking their minds, and for their boldness in living the American dream of LIFE, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness (On a reality televsion show.)-- reminding us all that it's only with freedom that anything is possible.
- Sarah Palin
Yes let's follow the example of a bunch of guys who are only famous for being eccentric oddballs on a reality show. Next we will get advice on how to reduce the deficit from Honey Boo Boo.
Palin also sent out this tweet yesterday:
http://t.co/EIPdkyGye8 http://t.co/7jTwS4HTD5Which links to bar hopping Bristol's newest ghostwritten rant about having a good work ethic.
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) August 21, 2013
Yes the worst dancer in DWTS history, who consistently missed practices and complained about virtually EVERYTHING, is now promoting a good work ethic.
I have it on good authority that Wasilla is an irony free environment.
I will not bore you with the whole thing which essentially talks about her many jobs serving coffee, getting fired from her grandmother's store, yet nary a word about reality shows.
However I will share this sentence:
I’ve been working for four years now in a dermatology office – with the best coworkers ever, I’d add!
Now there are a couple of parts to the Palin mythology which MUST not be challenged in the eyes of the family. Track is a combat veteran with a warrior's body, Sarah scored the winning point that won her team the championship in high school, Todd is a macho Alaskan man and four time Iron Dog champion, Trig is DEFINITELY Sarah's baby, and, of course, Bristol has been continuously working in an Anchorage dermatologist office for the last four years.
And the thing is, with the possible exception of Todd's Iron Dog wins, they are ALL bullshit!
Track is NOT a combat veteran. Sarah did not win the championship game (The Warriors had already won and she just made a one point free throw, missing the second, that did not impact the outcome of the game. The Lies of Sarah Palin pg 50.) Todd is NOT a macho man and HOW he achieved his wins are a matter of conjecture. Trig is definitely NOT Sarah's biological child,. And anybody who has been paying even the slightest attention to Bristol's escapades knows that she has spent a large portion of the last four years living outside of Alaska and working on reality show gigs that prove she has NOT been consistently working in a dermatologist's office.
In short that statement, like pretty much ALL statements by the family, are based on a lie that, for some reason, seem to be incredibly important to holding together the Palin Mythos.
The other news coming out of the Palin household is simply this cute picture of Piper holding a new kitten.
And speaking of Greta here is the clip that she was forced to broadcast in order to support the fact that Palin DID too show up and see the wounded veterans in Alaska. Once again there is NO video of Palin and Greta together, and no footage of her talking.
Just pictures.
In the daylight.
At a time when it is starting to get dark around six.
Totally believable.
And that my friends is the Palin round up for today. Or as I like to call it "head count at the psych ward."
Jesus Heath Christ, a WHITE kitten no less.
ReplyDeleteWhat's it's name, America?
They probably named it Jesus.
Deleteor Messiah....
DeleteSarah remembered to put on some hair this photo.
wait until the Siamese ears get darker
DeleteFirst thing to notice - the color of the kitten. it probably was returned to owner after the picture was taken.
DeleteHard to believe just how vicious Sarah Palin is when she cannot have her own way - mean girls got nothing on this one.
Because a kitten is the opposite of a puppy and white is opposite of black.
DeleteNever mind that I never heard of a white Portuguese Water Dog.
Probably suffered the same fate as the Palin's puppies. Remember the family told us they've had lots of puppies but no dogs. They never make it in the Palin house.
DeleteR.I.P. kitty
Easy enough to DVR Greta to show it at an earlier time, but that little kitten does NOT look very healthy. If it survives to adulthood, I hope it does what cats are wont to do and finds a better home on its own.
ReplyDeleteAgree the kitten does not look healthy...almost looks too young to not have mama cat around for meals. But then that's the way the Palins roll.
DeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
Small animals never survive more than a month at the Palin's house. They can't even take care of themselves so an animal is out of the question.
Deletemy condolences to the very cute, WHITE (what else) kitten.
ReplyDeleteHow long until they give the kitten away because nobody's taking care of it?
Delete1:15
Deletesorry to say but i'm bettin' it's owl food before the month's out
The Palins are known for shipping out their dependents when they get to be too much trouble.
DeleteCats can require very little maintenance, going along with the Palin ethos of "take care of yourself." Leave out food, a water feeder, and a litter box, and you can be gone for days. It's not ideal, by any means, but they can survive.
DeleteDogs require attention several times a day, and must be boarded or taken care of in some way when the Palins decide to jet off to Arizona or fly up to Greta's faux veteran healing weekend.
Unless Piper is dedicated to taking care of the cat all on her own, its future is not bright. No one else will look out for it.
And when the kitten leaves for a couple days and comes back pregnant and smelling like wine coolers, it will be shipped off to Aunt Heather's.
DeleteCats like to be brushed, and to cuddle at least mine does. She sleeps with me every night. The Palin cat will get as much love and attention as the kids get which is not much. Just used for a photo op - how Palinistic is that? Toad is either taking line dancing lessons (that shirt!!) or trolling the gay bars in Phoenix. The duck dude sounds like a charmer. He talks about the sactity of life, then goes out and blasts small animals to smithereens. From the looks of him, the ducks can smell him coming. Toad looks like he uses a lot of Aqua Velva after shave, doesn't he? I wonder if he still wears the silk shorts paid for by the RNC?
DeleteMy friend rescued a white kitten and had to sign a paper saying he would not let it out doors (very supervised only). They get cancer or something if in the sun too much. It may not be a problem in Alaska. House cats do need litter box attention. Piper is old enough to take total responsibility for a cat.
DeleteWhat happened to TRI-G's puppy? Or Tripp's puppy?
Deletewhite cats are frequently deaf - that's why it's best to keep them supervised
DeleteOh Goody! Beefy's going to have a "lets find a name for my sister's pussy" thread.
DeleteThis family shouldn't be allowed to have animals, they can barely care for themselves.
Does anyone else think Sarah looks like a wax dummy in the top photo. The two guys look normal.
ReplyDeleteYep. Definitely. I think she looks demonic in that picture.
DeleteShe looks waxed, plastic, demonic and on something. Not only this picture, but more and more in recent time.
DeleteIs that a statue of Christ on the fireplace? Looks so out of place. The white kitty looks like a Siamese half-breed. Look at the ears.Some one mentioned that Greta comes on at 10 PM and it's so bright outside. Isn't it darker than that this time of year at 10 PM? Could have been recorded and that picture frozen for the photo. Those Palins are so clever.
ReplyDeleteNothing is ever as it seems in Palin-world.
DeleteSun set that night at 9:45 PM. Greta comes on at 10 PM. Taped or DVR and replayed for the photo, staged along with the borrowed kitten. Is that Piper?
DeleteThat cat better have true grit for the chaos ahead. He'll probably give up and go feral in a matter of weeks, if Sarah doesn't eat him.
DeleteIt's not getting dark around six! Maybe only because of the rainy weather but sunset is still at around 9:30pm for Anc and the Valley.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, those wacky Palins. They are the heroes of the great unwashed uneducated, culturally deficient wing of the GOP. There ain't no changin' these peoples' minds; they need heroes too dagnabbit and them Palins is just the type to fit the bill. As long as these types of people live and breathe and walk the face of this earth they will seek to have leaders just like them: stupid to the core and anathema to 90% of society.
The sun sets at 9:30 and Greta comes on at 10. However, there is a special light that shines on the Palin house long after the sun sets. A very special light.
Delete2:59 PM
DeleteA red light?
Would that be the Whorehouse red light?
DeleteNah, just the sunbeams coming out of Sarah's ass...a truly bright and mighty light
DeleteK-Mart Blue-light special. Free blowjobs with the purchase of a six pack of wine coolers.
Delete"Creationism museum employee injured by lightning strike while on the job
ReplyDeleteAn employee of Petersburg, Kentucky’s Creation Museum was struck by lightning Wednesday while clearing guests from a zip line attraction at the museum during a thunderstorm. According to Kentucky’s WLWT.com, the man was helping guests down from the wires as thunderstorms rolled into the area."
www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/21/creationism-museum-employee-injured-by-lightning-strike-while-on-the-job/
"There's your sign..."
Delete--Bill Engvall
I smell a lawsuit!
DeleteNice shirt Todd? Have you seen Todd? Have you seen the veinous hot pink vagina on Sarah's tshirt?
ReplyDeleteAnd fuck Duck Dynasty, another case where celebrity elevates the stature and influence of yokels passing themselves as something bigger than their extraordinary environment.
OMG seriously, they had to go get a WHITE kitten "really" "REALLY" (to quote a Saturday Night news bit)
ReplyDeletewe all know that family is seriously deranged - but to use an innocnet kitten just to show off how deranged they are is ...... I lack the words to begin to describe it
I was stunned at the ignorant fools ranting that the President's new puppy was some how proof that he hated white people (which would include his mom and grandparents by the way!!!!) but this photo is just too over top STUPID !!!!!!! and ignorant
(I would almost guarantee they ran out to a shelter or temporarily borrowed a kitten from a friend - however they faked this photo, I truly hoppe that sweet kitten will have a good home with some one who will actually love and care for it far far away from the Palins)
But the Palins have black dogs too! They have that little nipper named Charlie? and then Bristol and Gino got the Newfie that ended up either going to live permanently with Gino or ending up at the pound.
DeleteWell, well, a white kitten. I hope that Piper takes good care of it because I don't think that either of her parents will.
DeleteThey also have a drab gray meat grinder, but don't blog much about it.
DeleteOkay, attack me if you must, but how can they be bragging about taking lessons on the sanctity of life from someone whose job is to shoot living things out of the air?
ReplyDeleteIt's clear that the Palins still haven't put shades or curtains on their living room windows. How can she be so paranoid about strangers or Joe McGinniss staring at their daughters when most of the downstairs, and the stairway to the second floor, is completely open to view, morning, noon and night?
"Speaking on the issue of the sanctity of life, Phil reminds us that all life is God-given, no matter how small or how special."
DeleteWhat ducks don't count? Their "logic" is mind-boggling!
Doesn't the sun beat down on everything in that rooms? It isn't hot in the summer? They must not spend much time there. It is for posing. If they are there they must live in other rooms or the other house with the tower. Todd's hangar. That room is only for show or posing pictures. It is a set and they may have those quickie yukky cakes the bake on the set.
DeleteHow can you be at peace with living, raising a family, on a dead lake and preach 'sanctity of life'????????
Deleteshe looks like some kind of goth granny on speed in that picture. I suppose she's pressuring the duck guy for an invite to have her, toad & world famous, hard workin', reality star bristle on his show. Hey she cornered greta and franklin into inviting her to their shindig...
ReplyDeleteGoth granny...I like it.
DeleteLooks like the skank got some fancy new furniture to spruce up that formerly boring white wall they used to have just the teevee hanging on
ReplyDeleteStill no books, plants, pictures, or other touches that would make the house look lived in by humans and less like the hospitality suite at the Wasilla hockey rink.
DeleteNotice it is now three TVs because she is so important that she has to watch more than one station at the same time. She doesn't want to miss anything...
DeleteA bizzaro world is a good description of Palin's reality.
ReplyDeleteVery weird choice of pets as Palin supposedly hates cats.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/09/abc-interviews-palins-clo_n_125062.html
"More curious, frankly, is the revelation that Sarah Palin hates cats. This is not abnormal on its face, since it's perfectly reasonable to loathe anything that requires the permanent installation of a box full of feces in one's household."
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. A cat would not give Palin constant adoration. Of course she hates them.
DeleteSince Sarah Palin is also full of shit, what's the problem?
Delete"Like those 3:00 am wake up calls to join my dad duck hunting in the canoe before the school day began..."
ReplyDeleteDuck hunting, moose hunting, salmon fishing, mowing the lawn with Trig on her back, LMAO...next she'll be seen chopping wood for her log cabin, while Ben the Black Grizzly bear stops in for a visit.
If Sarah's so woodsy, and tough why didn't she run for POTUS in 2012 instead of constantly running her yap?!?
Look oeeps . Get off your asses and call all ghe dermatology offices . There are only two in Wasilla, i already called one. The other one with. A DO jeffrey Weiss only ives an answeing machine. Then move on to Palmer and anchorage. There cant be THAT many. Guarantee she doesnt work now or ever at a dermatology office. Liar.
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be anchorage because that's where Bristol claimed to work right after Tripp was born. She got up at 4 AM to bathe him and make his oatmeal and get to the office by 6. And if you believe that, I know of a bridge to nowhere to sell you.
DeleteI live in Wasilla and Weiss is my dermatologist. Bristol does not, and has never worked in his office.
DeleteYES, Bristol claims to work in Anchorage. I once knew the name of the place, others would know where she claims to work.
DeleteIf it isn't in a secret tunnel, a place you can only go to blindfolded after midnight it would be visible. People would have seen her car and her walking in at 5 AM or what times she claims to arrive. Most people don't hide at lunch time or when they leave to go home. If she worked there for four years many people saw her coming and going. She would also be able to name where she is employed, even if she didn't work there as she claims, Sarah can get them to cover for her.
I don't believe she worked for four years in Anchorage, hour and a half drive to work and back, picking up Tripp and all. It is just too weird no regular people would talk about seeing her routine. She lies like her mother.
Check Alaska Dermatology and Laser Center
DeleteAnchorage, AK
(907) 562-2275
a dermatologist office that opens at 6:00 AM????
DeleteIf she works there, she's the janitor.
G, You've definitely mastered the art of sarcasm and aimed it at a deserving target! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin once again equates "working" with "working class."
ReplyDeleteThat's not unusual, since her fans come mostly from very blue-collar roots (but not, of course, so low-income that they might be taking food stamps or welfare! The horror!).
Sarah, I'm here to tell you that people of all stripes and backgrounds work hard for a living. The tragic story of a 21-year-old who died yesterday after working three straight days without sleep as an intern at Bank of America is an object lesson in how difficult and competitive the working world is, no matter what level you're on. Brainiac, elite people get to be brainiacs and to attend elite schools because they've studied and worked very, very hard. Teaching a graduate class in physics is hard work, just as hard has it was for you to film your reality tv show. Writing code for a computer start-up is as hard, or even harder!, then dancing on a tv show for a few weeks.
Since your family has mastered the art of making money by taking it from others, I'm afraid your lessons about the value of work make no sense at all.
Does Todd still work on the pipeline, or fish in Bristol Bay? No. Does Bristol get up before dawn to shovel out her car so she can take Tripp to daycare before she heads off to her job in Anchorage? No.
Having, supposedly, finished a cosmetology course, has Willow become employed at a hair salon, or borrowed money from you to set up her own business? No. Does Track have a job that you can identify legally? No. That's five Palin adults: zero jobs.
So you can preach the work ethic to people who already know how to work, but you can't demonstrate in your own life that you have a clue about what it takes to work hard, and enjoy the fruits of hard labor.
+1. I'm tired of hearing how hard her family works. They don't know hard work. They take the easy way. My husband went to school for 10 long years after high school, and studied every single night and weekends. We put our lives on hold while he went to school. Now he works 9 hours a day 5 days a week as a dentist. He works his tail off and is well compensated. I went to the university at the same time, and work as a Sped teacher teaching those precious children the anti-abortion folks seem to forget about once they're born. My daughter had her Masters degree when she was Bristol's age, and now works 5 days a week plus takes on freelance work. My son busted his butt in school when his friends were out partying, got his Masters and works 5 days a week, plus weekends as needed. We are educated and employed, just like many many other families. We don't have reality shows and we're Democrats, so I guess we don't matter.
DeleteKudos to you and the family. How proud you must be. Palins would NEVER put themselves through all that schooling, too much like hard work. Grifting is so much easier.
DeleteHow do you know, that this person is, Piper? Because they said so?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a young Piper...
DeleteNot the mature young woman in the bikini on the boat texting
"Mature" as in body, not mind or emotionally-not that she needs to be yet.
the picture may not be Piper - SP rarely tells the truth
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of Sarah Palin defining what is and isn't hard work. No one in her family works hard if at all. What' Willow up to now that hair school is over; what does Todd do when not posing next to his wife; what does Track do; what does Bristol really do? Most people I know, if not retired, work very hard. My son works about 50 hours a week, 5 and 1/2 days a week. He was lucky to be able to take one week off this summer. And he's worked like that, with a lot of responsibility, since he graduated from high school. Because he's a Democrat I'm sure he wouldn't qualify as a hard-working individual to Sarah Palin. He also doesn't smell bad and doesn't own a gun.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Her brother worked hard at the grade school. Picking on some young hottie and boinking her while the wife and kiddies were at home. It was hard work to find a cloak room closet and make sure young honey didn't moan like Bristol.
DeleteYet her hairschool graduating debt free daughter, Willow, couldn't comb an anchor's hair and her other drop out abstinent single mother cha cha dancer couldn't "judge people" for a reality show.
DeleteEpic Work Ethic Fail
Is that one of turds washcloths inside the baggie that Elvira is holding in her claw?
ReplyDeleteher stash
DeleteI commented the same thing before reading yours. She's carrying Todd's "purse" now!
Delete"Phil reminds us that all life is God-given, no matter how small or how special."
ReplyDeleteUnless you're a duck.
Yes "no matter how small"...aren't ducks kind of small? Or are they too "big" to matter? What a flippin' A$$HOLE and She is TOO!
DeleteSTFU you god damn cunt!
You spew nothing but shit! Steaming turds of hate!
STFU! You are a idiot! Everyone LAUGHS at you!
Do you think all of DC and the whole world doesn't know about ole Hard workin' pimp daddy? Do YOU Cunt?
Right?!?!
DeleteSo the man who kills for fun is telling women that we are murderers for being pro-choice?
God damn moron.
From a woman who puts gun sites on maps on facebook.
DeleteUnless you're duck, a person without health insurance, a person on the other end of a 'legal' gun, a person that warrior Track is told to kill, an innocent Iraqi, a Palestinian searching for food or walking to school, a minority, a black man in Texas...yeah Sarah, please, explain how abortion is evil, but being a soldier is not.
DeleteMaybe this dude will be her campaign manager when she runs for the senate in 2014, and the presidency in 2016.
ReplyDeleteI chuckled.
Delete(Ew. Chuck Heath.
DAMN YOU, PALINS!!!!)
Anyone who appears on a reality show is automatically NOT given any credence by me. I don't care what the duck guys schtick is, and I don't care about his view on abortion. I know it's cheap to film reality shows, but seriously, why the hell do people watch them? Is it because they don't live one of those "vibrant" lives Palin likes to talk about?
ReplyDeletePeople watch crappy reality shows because there is nothing else on tv.
DeleteIs that a shirt or a blouse that the Pimp is wearing? He is such a "girly boy".
ReplyDeleteI hope that WHITE kitten actually is able to become a cat in that household...
ReplyDeleteChucky's got his taxidermy equipment ready!
DeleteThe quitter Governor is an idiot. Per Webster's definition, it means a foolish or stupid person. Sounds about right to me. And it sounds like the FOX crew (Greta and Bill) have had about enough of her. No one in the media is flying anywhere to interview her. Ever since her big screw up with the Paul Revere story (which every second grader learns), she is not taken seriously. Or maybe it was the time O'Reilly interviewed about the BP oil spill and she said we should call the Dutch. What are the Dutch going to do; put a finger in the dyke?
ReplyDeleteAs for hard work, neither she or her daughter Bristol know the meaning of a hard day's work. Grifters don't like hard work.
Gryphen- A serious from a non-Alaskan:
ReplyDeleteSo if it starts getting dark around 6PM up there now- how does that illustrate the fact that SP is probably lying? I don't get it.
Of course I know that if she is speaking, she is probably lying. I just don't get the connection between the photo in daylight and SP's specific lie here. Can you explain please?
Yeah I think that Palin flew in too late to have had her picture taken outside on Sunday, and that they were faked by being taken the following day in the morning.
DeleteIt just seems to fit the timeline of when they were posted better.
it doesn't get dark at 6pm yet....sunset is around 9pm
DeleteThat Oscar sure is a sly one, sneakin' in the '3am wake-up call' phrase which is known to be associated with U.S. presidents. As long as yer makin' stuff up, I guess ya might as well play the outrageous and disgusting cards.
ReplyDeleteEven more outrageous, though, is the Bristol work-ethic ruse. It's such as obvious lie that you gotta wonder if she isn't just showing her extreme disdain for the idiots that buy into whatever she's serving up...pushing the limits of her power over them.
You don't remember how hard she worked on the second DWTS? Mark and cast were overwhelmed with her hard work and ethics. Remember Kyle, he was awestruck with her ethics. Oh, yeah, Joan Rivers, awesome how Bristol worked so hard on her agreements about Wife Swap and Fashion Police. She worked darn hard prepating a boxed macaroni dinner that could have given Joan a stroke. Bristol really put it out there for all to see how hard she works at parenting Tripp, I forgot was it one or 2 failed reality shows about Life is Tripp? She not only failed parenting, you were hard pressed to see her even trying. Parenting is the most important job, that is where she should be working hard. But all they do is show how the adults and family have failed Tripp. none of them will work much less work hard.
DeleteShe probably counts the lying as work.
DeleteI'd be sweating balls too if I was pregnant again on national teevee and had to hide it.
(Look at her face in that black gothic mess. THAT is a pregnant face. She's unrecognizable. )
In the photo of Sarah, Todd and the Duck Dynasty guy-- what is Sarah holding in that baggie she is holding?
ReplyDeleteherpes medicine.
DeleteLol jcinco.
DeleteIt's probably just her stash. Look at those BLAZED eyes! !!
Of all the Palin children, I think my heart goes out to Piper right now.
ReplyDeleteShe's old enough to see the rest of the world more clearly, and to understand just how angry and vicious her mother is, and how ineffectual her father remains.
She sees her three older siblings as failures, when compared to the brothers and sisters of kids she meets at basketball camp, or at school, if she attends.
She seems smart and nice enough to see what's wrong, but isn't in any position to make things better. Neither her grandparents or her aunts and uncles, I'd wager, spend a great deal of time nurturing Piper when she's left on her own.
Does she go across the lake to stay with mean-girl big sisters Bristol and Willow when Mom and Dad are out of town? Who's teaching her how to grow up and survive in the dog-eat-dog world of the Palin universe?
If she went to a real church, or had some real friends, or a relative or two who'd look out for her, she might have a decent future. As it is, she's right on the cusp of becoming a teenager and then an adult. She needs real guidance and love. Where will it come from? Will she end up as directionless, ill-educated and disagreeable as the five older Palins?
I'm no troll, but I think she's just fine. She's rich and spoiled and make people as miserable as her parents do. Think she's right as acid rain.
DeletePiper comes from a seriously fucked up family and she is craving her mom's attention as much as any of the kids. .. and she will get the same. .. nothing. From Sarah.
DeleteThere is a lot of therapy in her future.
Piper sees and knows nothing except what her parents told her. Everyone in the lower 48 is a hater and mummy is GOD.
DeleteWhat will it take for Bristol to wake up? Maybe someone should give her a 3a.m. wake-up call every day until she tells her mother to butt out of trying to control her life and image.
ReplyDeleteSarah's insistence that her children lie in order to promote her image is beyond despicable.
I don't see Bristol or any of them waking up. Sarah says she will go on until the law puts a stop to her. May that be sooner rather than later. It won't wake them up, it will only put them away for a while. If they end up caught for murder, negligent death or such, it may be a long time.
DeleteNone of the Robertson boys are the idiots they portray themselves as. They're all college-educated professionals - and clearly excellent marketers.
ReplyDeleteBut Phil Robertson has no platform from which to pontificate about anything. He freely admits that until 30 he was the worst husband and father in every way - his wife had to go out to work to support their sons, he didn't even see them for months on end, he was too busy having fun and doing drugs and getting women pregnant...
Phil Robertson's hypocrisy is the reason that I won't be watching DD any more; that's saying nothing about the hypocrisy of the sons' hillbilly schtick.
sounds like the type of people the palins would pal around with (other than the educated part).
DeleteYou guys are being much too hard on the Palin family. Sarah, Todd and Piper work full time. It's very hard work. They work at creating and progressing their image, with the purpose of appealing to their fan club. Then, the fans send them money. That's the Palin Family's full time job. It's the reason that Sarah and Bristol trademarked themselves. (Hey, Todd and Piper, you should do that, too).
ReplyDeleteSarah presents photos of her family every which way she can, Facebook, Twitter, sending photos to Greta, ghost written posts on Bristol's blog echoed on Sarah's facebook. The photos are designed to show us what a happy, oudoorsy, Christian, good family they are. We can tell Sarah's demographics by posing with the Duck Dynasty guy, pallin' around with Greta and Franklin, and writing in her down home by shucks folksy (phoney) language.
For all of the haters and doubters, this is it, the Palin Family's full time job, and it's hard work to keep up that image, what with consultants' fees, ghost writers, and wardrobe expenses. As GWB said, "It's hard work!"
get a life
DeleteThe Duck Dynasty guy is just photo-bombing, he seems reluctant to get near Sarah. His sense of smell is obviously functioning well.
DeleteAnd, they have to keep up w/all the lies they have told throughout the years which is the toughest job they have!!! We've caught them in so, so many on this blog and proven them wrong. They are friggin' idiots!
DeleteI'm so freakin' tired of hearing how lazy ass sarah and her lay about family work so hard. My daughter is 2 years younger than that brood mare bristle and will be going back for her junior year of college soon. She doesn't have any kids, didn't spend her high school days camping and fucking and got good grades through school and now college. This summer she's working 3 days a week as an intern on a magazine and the other two week days and weekends working at a local restaurant. She'll use this money to help pay for her education and expenses.
ReplyDeleteSo shut the fuck up sarah with your blatant makin' stuff up. We all saw dumb ass bristle was too fat and lazy to even practice on DWTS, that poor guy probably got a hernia dragging that dead ass weight around the dance floor. she looked best in her "gorilla suit"...Sarah, you are a horrible mother, so fucking self-absorbed and deranged you have no business procreating.And you certainly have no right lecturing anyone about working hard nor does your lazy ass daughter who spends her time in a bar hitting on anyone who looks her way. If you looked up desperate in the dictionary there would be a picture of sarah and bristle.
The money suit was really her best look. Ever.
DeleteMonkey suit.
Deletewho hangs their tv set over the fireplace?
ReplyDeleteIt is a common feature in 'custom homes'.
DeleteThe 'electronic hearth' vs the actual hearth...
my therapist was astounded when I made that analogy...
changed his mind about how he was going to design his 'den'.
Fake fireplace? They are in Az in the winter, I doubt they need it.
DeleteIdiots.
DeleteIsn't that the "fireplace" from hell we always see in her uh 'video's'?
Fake,fake,fake!
Why do they need to boast about the fact they work? Why does Bristol constantly talk about her dermatologist job? I don't ever hearing politicians adult children tweet or facebook where they work, and keep reminding their 'fans' dozens of times.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why working at a drive-through coffee shop seems to be worthy of commending oneself about. How many teens Bristol's age have NOT worked at service jobs or babysat? The idea that only Bristol is special because she works is insane.
I don't think this girl realizes that there are other humans outside that small bubble that she lives in. Hey, Bristol, try to learn this lesson by heart: People work for a living, People work for a living, People work for a living, People work for a living. Or write this 100 times on a chalkboard: I'm among billions with a good work ethic, I'm among billions with a good work ethic, I'm among billions with a good work ethic............
Someone needs to teach this girl she's not taken seriously and that boasting about oneself like she does, turns real working people off and maybe it could occur to her that it's not a great way to make friends?
Willow is her only friend.
DeleteOh. Sorry.
There's also Tripp.
I don't think Tripp is "friends" with his mother Bristol or his aunt Willow. A four-year-old would not tell his mother and aunt that he hated them or call them faggots if he really felt love between them.
DeleteSomeday Tripp will realize that he has been used and abused by his mother. I had a narcissistic mother and as an adult, it has taken me a long to get over my "lost" years. This realization can make one very angry and bitter.
There's also Tripp.
DeleteHe hates them when he isn't playing nice to charm them into giving him more sweets.
People who don't work must work hard at yapping about how hard they work in order to convince fools of some fantasy character they play for the fraud act.
The IRS would have 4 years of Bristol's wages from the dermatologist job. If not shouldn't the IRS find out why she didn't report those earnings?
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DeleteThe IRS would have 4 years of Bristol's wages from the dermatologist job. If not shouldn't the IRS find out why she didn't report those earnings?
DeleteI think this entire posting by Sarah is because of the IRS.
DeleteSomeone is being investigated.
Anyone else notice that the only time we see pix of Tripp eating (and it seems there are more of those than any other) he is eating sweets? Cupcakes, cake, gigantic s'mores. I guess the term 'balanced diet' is too liberal for the Palins, so they will eat whatever empty calories they can find at Walmart and not worry about the kids' health (oh I forgot, their healthcare is taken care of by the government and the Tribe.)
Delete(Libel) There. Saved you from posting.
Piper has a very good chance of becoming the runt of the litter,sadly. Imagine all the bull crap she has been exposed to all these years. The fights, the conniving and the horrible work ethic she has been exposed to all these years must have her so confused. That teeny weeny bikini photo of her at way too young of age, IMHO, shows sarah isn't protecting her last daughter from early sexual experimentation.
ReplyDeletePiper is nothing but a pushy little brat that eats crap food and therefore will stay forever "dumbed down".
DeleteThere was a study that came out 2 days ago that kids that drink soda are dumbed down, so sarah you flippin' turd, keep feeding those kids mac and cheese and chikfila and big gulps to make sure they stay stupid like YOU ARE!
It's OK for Piper to pose in her teeny weeny bikini now that Joe McGinniss doesn't live next door. Stalkers? Sarah needs to attract stalkers so she can play the victim. It's one of her favorite games.
Delete"teeny weeny bikini"is right.
DeletePadded too.
Shame on Sarah, exploitative evil bitch
Anon 358 loves libel. Piper is welliked
DeleteBy whom? Does she go to public school? Have sleepovers with friends? Invite kids back to the mansion for after school time? hang out with her basketball team? For all the things Sarah shares about her faux life, you'd expect some photos of Piper and those people who 'like' her. If there are any.
DeleteHer handler needs to see that she has better lighting for photos. OMG!!!! She looks loaded! No wonder she has Todd to hold her up all the time.
ReplyDeleteI actually enjoy watching the show. I watch very little tlevision during the week, but a good friend that I watch ballgames with on weekends DVR's this series, and we'll watch a couple at a time during football season.
ReplyDeleteI sure as hell don't watch it because Sarah Palin ran them down to reflect some of their success onto herself, because they were doing just fine before they met her and even before they started the reality series.
It's kind of corny for the most part, but it's something we can watch and laugh about with the younger kids in the room, so it serves a purpose there. I don't know about Alaska's duck hunting, but it's a big deal down here in the south all around us. Personally, I don't hunt, but I do enjoy eating duck and other game birds.
Just my two cents. I'm just not going to hate on the Robertsons because they let Sarah have a picture made with them. By the way, Si's my favorite character. He's goofy, but I'll bet he'd tell Sarah to her face that she's crazy as hell. All the others are just too darn polite, but North Louisiana is still in the Deep South after all.
http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2008/04/11/one-3-am-wake-up-call-really-stands-out
ReplyDeleteREALLY???
what a maroon that woman is...sigh
That little kitten looks ill...
ReplyDeletewhy spot light a sick animal like that?
only goes to show Ms Palin's total lack of care-taking skills.
Youre an idiot
DeleteHave you had cats? That one has red around is eyes and nose...it is ill.
Delete3:56 I agree with you about the kitty - first thing I thought when I saw the photo. And, I've raised cats for years and know a LOT about their health and care.
DeleteTodd, wearing what is apparently his favorite shirt, looks like Joe Buck in Midnight Cowboy. Actually, he looks more like a cross between Joe Buck and Ratso Reeko. (Does he ever take that shirt off and wash it?)
ReplyDeleteRatio Rizzo
DeleteRico Richo
Delete"all life is God-given, no matter how special"
ReplyDeleteThat does not make any sense at all.
Maybe "all life is special *because* it is God-given." That would at least be logical whether or not one agreed with it.
But the way ol' blender-brain squawked it out, no.
All life except Iraqi, Taliban lives, Iranian, African, the ill with no insurance, the elderly relying on SS, the poor and hungry children in this nation..come on Sarah, it's all life or none. Get it?
DeleteThe 3:00 AM wake up call to hunt with her Dad during the school year. Odd....her Dad was a teacher what time did he need to be hard at work at the school? What time did they say THE PLEDGE and start classes at Sarah's school? What time was it legal to start hunting ducks? Isn't that based on the sunrise? Why did he take Sarah duck hunting?Didn't he have a good retrieving dog?
ReplyDeleteThe Palin Stories set off my bullshit detector again. It may be time to step away from my keyboard and shut the lid on my notebook. Enough is enough.
RJ in Brownbackistan
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RJ@ 4:09pm---
DeleteExactly. Why get up at 3:00 when you can't fire a shot before sunrise? WTF are you going to do for three hours in your duck blind with your daddy, Sarah? On shorter fall and winter days, what time is sunrise? 6:30, 6:45? Even later in the dead of winter? It would be kind of hard to be back at school an hour later.
Plus, I thought Chuckie Sr was a teacher. Aren't they usually there a half-hour to an hour before the opening bell?
I call bullshit, too, RJ. Sarah just doesn't think these things through. Sarah's so stupid AND she's a compulsive liar.
duck hunting w/daddy is a euphemism for private time w/daddy
DeleteGetting up at 3 AM to shoot ducks in the dark makes as much sense as Bristol's story about getting up at 4 AM to bathe Tripp and make his oatmeal in order to be at the doctor's office by 6 AM. Oh, come one, those people can sure tell some whoppers.
DeleteThis family is bizarre to say the least.Everything they do is questionable.Nothing is ever straight forward.I guess when your mother goes to the lengths she did to fake a pregnancy,well how fucked up is that.Work ethic my ass.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you enjoy being nasty Anon?
DeleteWhy does Sarah live to be nasty, 9:30? When is the woman ever happy with anything? Why does she hate America so much that she tries to bring her down instead of helping make a better country for everyone? Obama is not ehr enemy. Neither is Congress or DC. Or even the media. Sarah has made her own bed, created her own universe, and is reaping the results of her delusions.
Delete9:30 Because the Palin klan has been caught in so many damned lies for years now! Thank God for this blog because so many now know the truth about Sarah and 'pimp' Todd Palin!
DeleteYou have to admit yourself, they have lost their popularity and are nothing more than laughing stocks throughout the nation!
Also, too...duck hunting in a canoe?
ReplyDeletewouldn't the rebound of the shotguns, especially with multiple hunters, throw the canoe out of balance?
any of you true Alaskan hunters care to comment?
I am from Oregon and duck hunted from shore...
A good bird dog takes the plunge and retrieves the kill. What good are the hip waders going to do you when you fire from a canoe and fill them with 35-degree water, Sarah?
DeleteI don't think Ms Expert Hunter has shot a shotgun from a canoe or from a duck blind or anywhere else. They've never mentioned having a bird dog, and I'll be damned if they had one, we would've heard about it a thousand times, whether we wanted to hear it or not. She's already lied about duck hunting before school, getting up at 3:00 am to hunt with her daddy. The idiot doesn't know that she can't shoot anything that early before sunrise, and if she's driving 3 hours to hunt, how the hell is she supposed to get back to school before the school day is over? Also, wasn't her father supposed to be a teacher? How the hell is he "working hard" if he's spending all day duck hunting instead of doing a lesson plan, teaching class all day, grading papers at night, and then preparing for the next day.
I think Sarah has to tell a lie every time she tries to brag on herself. She really hasn't accomplished much other than in her own goddam mind, and we all know she just makes this shit up as she goes along.
Maybe daddy called it "duck hunting" but actually it was "something else" and Sarah invented a dissociative personality that thought she went duck hunting with daddy at 3 am?
DeleteYep.
I solved it.
Sad. This woman needs so much help.
the mentally ill should not be firing guns
DeleteSP can not load a gun nor shoot it without lots of supervision.
ReplyDeleteOnce a grifter, always a grifter.
Sarah Palin has shamelessly lived well on the public dole for several years.
http://www.andrewhalcro.com/the_100_000_per_year_babysitter
Please read the comments from her fellow Alaskans. This was, of course, before she went back to AK after losing and pushed through legislation that she would later receive tax creidits worth millions of dollars for herself, right before she quit as governor.
This is SO worth a link-in and perusal...
DeleteSarah Palin, the unethical 'quitter' governor of Alaska. (Unethical - deemed by the Alaska Legislature even though she denied it on the campaign trail w/McCain!) She is nothing more than a fraud, liar and embarrassment to Alaska, AZ and the rest of the US!
DeleteThe Duck Dy-Nasty boys might want to give Tim Tebow a call to get the low-down on The Palin Curse.
ReplyDeleteDo these dummies really think they can keep a TV series going (a show about nothing, really) while at the same time taking political sides?
And BTW, the Republican Party is in the shits, in case the Duckies haven't noticed.
Their careers are now finished. I guarantee it.
Their careers are now finished. I guarantee it.
Deletegood! They should go back to anonynmity.
"Like those 3:00 am wake up calls to join my dad duck hunting in the canoe before the school day began..."
ReplyDeleteOh PUH-lese!
Like the casts of reality shows looking like they came from Central Casting, the handlers are still sticking SarUhhh with the Frontier Annie role. Plays well with the Rill Murikans who direct deposit their SS checks into her PAC. They also believe that all them thar reality shows are really for real, for shure.
And I never heard of Duck Dynasty until one of the actors, uh, brothers showed up at the DC Correspondent's Dinner. Is this the same guy who's spouting off about those precious conservative values now? Would be interesting to find out who'$ backing him...
BTW, if Honey Boo Boo actually HAS the chops she displays on the TeeVee box, I'd trust her over Roadkill Rhonda any day.
I get the feeling the IRS is sniffing around Sarah's panties again.
ReplyDeleteIt would explain the furious narrative that Bristol works at the Dermatologist Office, and also explain why Sarah was so desperate to be seen helping with Greta's charity. Perhaps some tax deductions are filed with the PAC that shouldn't be????
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ReplyDeleteOff topic...but involves Sarah's photography of "Piper's jump into the water below.". Lies R Us Palins.
What does the photo mean? Is it the one Palin posted to facebook or is it the one she stole and claimed to be her own?
Deleteis it a stock photo as previously thought??
DeleteWait a sec... Todd wore THAT shirt to the NRA convention??????? And he didn't get his ass kicked???? What's next, the Seinfeld "Puffy Shirt" at the Lumberjacks' competition in the Great White North?????
ReplyDeletePalin always has to suck off other's notoriety.
ReplyDeleteShe's a money grubbing parasite who has never done
a charitable deed in her life.
She arrived uninvited and crashed Rolling Thunder , the DC motorcyle ride
to honor Vietnam MIAs.
She crashed Romney's presidential announcement.
She crashed the Iowa Straw Poll.
She was too cheap to give the 26 HS grads In Republic, WA a dollar each,
instead she made the elderly and lonely SarahPAC dupes
( aka marks ) provide the cash.
Franklin Graham did something-not sure exactly what-for injured veterans-and Palin had to rush there and
piggyback herself onto that for a photo op.
As she did in Haiti .
Then she called some weird radio talk show host ( who believes Barack Obama is gay ) and said that President Obama
" was having a gay old time on Martha's Vineyard ".
Wink, wink.
Then she piggybacks herself onto the cast of Duck Dynasty and brings up
" a 3 am phone call " mention as a " wink, wink "
reminder of Hillary Clinton's campaign ad against Barack Obama.
Does her jellyfish husband have a real job ?
Other than wearing puffy shirts in public and holding her pocketbook ?
The whole pimp thing isn't " work " that they can actually brag about.
What about the son ?
What does he do ?
Palin has piggybacked herself onto her son's military service.
However , her exaggerated description of his service
is considered Stolen Valor.
"I got a white pussy"...I guess that's what she's trying to say...
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows it is actually very, very dark.
Delete"She's a money grubbing parasite who has never done
Deletea charitable deed in her life."
libel
OMG. You are so right!!!!
DeleteMore info for the future PHDs in abnormal psychology to be earned from studying Sarah.
Libel? Gee, she never sues, does she? I know,the truth hurts, but it is still the truth.
DeleteIn the same vein as we (ok, some us...me...) lurk at C4P in astonished amazement that some of our fellow citizens can be so misled...
ReplyDeleteis it possible that some C4Pers lurk here? and read? and wonder?
and then leave C4P? just wish they were honest enough to let their fellow fanatics know why they were leaving...of course, the 'mods' would never let that kind of honesty stay up...
let us welcome them here as fellow Americans!
I, as many here, first came looking to Alaskan bloggers to explain the Sarah Palin phenomenon and was appalled to learn the truth...
the truth my instincts had understood within three minutes of her 2008 RNC speech...
Thank you. I did the same thing and came to the same conclusion. My husband and I sat down to watch this woman speak, this woman who had the press buzzing. And like you, three minutes in I was enraged at her lies and spite. And have been reading here and there ever since waiting for her to be esposed for the liar she is.
DeleteYes the worst dancer in DWTS history, who consistently missed practices and complained about virtually EVERYTHING, is now promoting a good work ethic.
ReplyDeleteCome on Gryph give the girl a break. Doesn't she have great work ethics when it comes to sex? That howling and moaning from her canvas tent, Levi's mom's house and all those other places did take a lot of effort.
AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
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AWWWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
heh huh heh huh heh.......
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oh the libel
DeleteAnd Bristol never missed a practice. Whered THAT lie come from?
And you obviously have never watched any other seasno of dwts because she was NOT the worst dancer.
sigh. You're pathetic with your lies Gryphen.
Remember, Bristol has several friends at dwts.
"Several frinds.' Yeah, the people who keep asking her back..the money guys. I doubt she has friends among the dancers. Let's see, who did she invite to Alaska or Arizona to hang out with her and her adorable smart mouthed son? Crickets.
DeleteBristol was the worst dancer on BOTH shows. The only reason they kept her on the first show was because of her mother.
DeletePlus, she didn't practice well and has admitted it.
She has zero talent or personality. Poor child!!!
@9:25
Deleteher missed practices were well publicised, but you have to be able to read to know that.
She had a myriad of excuses, but usually it was because her kid was sick. the usual BS.
Here is a research project: There are only a couple of dermatologists in Anchorage. Let's call each office and ask to talk to Bristol.
ReplyDeleteWhy dont you get a life and stop harassing people? Youre starting to act crazier than clinically insane Christys
DeleteLook slow learner: It is called oppositional research....SArah should have learned it in journalism er...communication workshop.It is part of the who, what, when where and why of journalism.
DeleteI see that us actually calling is making you NERVOUS, hmm? I called on is Wasilla (of two listed derm offices) and the young girl answering said there is no one named bristol who works here...and by the way she answered she was absolutely telling the truth!
Hey, it's the Palins who keep bringig this up. Not us. We just want to know who the generous employer is who lets her 'vacation' in Arizona 6 weeks out of the year, take time off to film her reality shows, and lets her sleep off her weekend parties on Mondays. I mean, we need to support him, don't you think? He is the boss of our dreams...lets us keep a job when we aren't there..kind of like how we let the GOP House members get paid for not working.
DeletePeople have already done that in Anchorage and she was not to be found in either office.
DeleteBristol does not have a 'real' job and that is common knowledge in Alaska. Who in the hell would want a Palin on their staff! Nothing but trouble for management! I know I'd never hire any of them and I run a business!
What's wrong with that photo? Todd doesn't have a purse, and Sarah's got a moist towelette in a ziplock bag in her hand.
ReplyDeleteReally, 3AM, the phone rings, and Sarah's prepared to go duck hunting? The no undies rule somehow makes sense now.
no undies? wtf are you talking about? Go to bed and clear your deranged head
Delete9:22 get with the program. It is well known tha Chuckles told his daughters not to sleep with underwear. Sarah was told that girls need to "air themselves out down there" so she did not wear underwear at overnight trips with her sports team - and it grossed people out. It is in some books, any of them, all of them written by or about the Palins.
DeleteGet with it dear. No postage for YOU!
You just know the 3AM thing is a shoutout to the Clinton ad, don't you? Sarah is sayin' "even as a child, I was alert and ready for bear at 3AM." (and without underpants or a brain, but she was up!)
DeleteI have been thinking about this story all night, and I am still amazed that these people have no problem killing animals, supporting people owning assault weapons that kill people, and supporting the military that kills PEOPLE, you know, people created by God, but will ban every abortion even though Sarah had one. Yeah, Sarah, no hypocrisy there at all.
Bristol's work ethic...admits 'I never went full out in rehearsal' re DWTS week 5 jive.
ReplyDelete0:41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU67Vov9j4
Todd loves that shirt, you can tell b/c he sleeps with it.
ReplyDeleteHa! Notice the troll has nothing to say to rebut the comments on her faux hunting skills!
ReplyDeleteBristol has a link to the office of her employment. That is her job. Check it out. Go there and ask for her. Watch her shop at lunch. She loves her fellow workers. They will say how sweet and what great work ethics.
ReplyDeleteLook at the body language of Willie Robertson.
ReplyDeleteTo me it looks like the photographer told him to move in closer and he didn't want to stand any closer to the Palins so he just leaned over a little.
His head is turned slightly away too, so you can see his left ear. Like he doesn't even want to see them in his peripheral vision.
BTW look at Sarah's eyes. Does she look high?
That's because Sarah smells terrible. The excessive drug use and poor diet makes her STINK.
DeleteHicktards, all of them.
ReplyDeleteWhat a sick sick family. God help them.
ReplyDeletePeople are tuning in to point and laugh at them. It's a modern day sideshow.
ReplyDeleteSarah is a very sick woman who needs professional help but her family won't allow it because they hate her guts.
ReplyDeleteWhy is bristol SO lazy? Why does she refuse to work? She hasn't ever had a real job in her entire miserable life. She is a leech on the hardworking taxpayers like us. She must have learned how to be a lazy leech from her mother.
ReplyDeleteIt took a couple of days of thought but she is one real sick lady. First the 3 a.m. phone call remark was a slam at Hilary. But let's ignore that cock tease moment for more PAC funds to play she might run against Hilary. The kitten, my god the kitten. First it's a cat not a dog. And it's white. I did't register that well but for god's sake, that's no coincidence that kitten (probably now discarded, shot with an arrow or disemboweled) was white while the Obama's new dog is black. There is something really creepy sick about this creature from Wasilla. Her envy of Obama, both of them and their children, is really twisted and scary. Add in her obvious sexual desire for the POTUS and her attempts to prove she's a better POAss for Obama and this woman's mental health is deteriorating faster than her PAC money. Sorry, this woman's slide to total insanity continues in her FB and twitter rants and actions like this.
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