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Happy birthday, Todd! He’s finally as old as I am! We’ve been away hunting this week in an “undisclosed location.” It’s that time of year when Alaskans fill their freezers for the winter with homegrown organic protein. (As my Dad likes to remind folks: “Vegetarian” is an old native word for “lousy hunter.”) Todd is still up north, and I'll head back out again later with more family. It was nice to get away from the real world for a little while out in the remote tundra. It’s always a blessing being in the great outdoors and especially to share Todd’s birthday out there with friends. And it's always a bit of an adventure. One of our buddies got a bear, swearing he saved all our hides as one evening I was engrossed in picking blueberries when the bear silently snuck up behind us. (Granted, our buddies do exaggerate their hunting escapades... it’s part of the lore!) I’ll post some of the photos snapped on the few quasi-sunny hours we found. Hope you enjoy them and are also able to get outside and enjoy God’s beautiful creation. Even if your dinner’s wrapped in cellophane, not fur, appreciate the bounty!
Clearly the Tundra Twit does not appreciate the fact that she has been called out so many times as no longer being an honest to goodness resident of Alaska, and has even gone so far as to actually adorn her self in Wasilla Chic Camo.
So what do you say folks? Are we to believe that Sarah Palin is roughing it in the Alaska wilderness to shoot and kill an entree for this weekend's dinner in Wasilla? Or do we chalk this up to another photo-op designed to prove that Palin is still the small town hunting fishing, ex-beauty contestant that her followers desperately want to believe that she is so that they will continue sending her money to help her afford to stay as far away from Alaska as she can possibly get?
Wow she looks horrible! Who wears a visor hunting? What an idiot
ReplyDeleteThat's Sarah's latest hairstyle. The visor acts like a headband because she is still waiting for Willow to open her beauty salon.
DeleteIt keeps the "quasi-sun" off her facial surgery scars.
Deleteis that a fish stuck on her knee?
Deletebait?
@404pm: All those millions for consultants er I mean postage er I mean whatever and they still can't Photoshop worth a darn! LOL. I'm still hoping G will do a Greatest Palin Photoshop Fail post some day.
Delete--mathgeek
The floating on grass marathon pic is the winner.
DeleteTheir camo is so new its still stiff. You can tell its never been worn before and is right off the shelf.
DeleteWonder where the "libel" troll is. Hey trolly trolly... come on out to play. Or are you still sleeping it off?
Deletethe mentally ill can carry a gun in AK??
ReplyDeletelook out! does she at least have a hunting license this time?
Maybe the theme of Sarah's Christmas book is Christmas in Alaska, decking Rudolph's antlers with tinsel and light bulbs, setting out some moose pie for Santa. We know how well Sarah can handle that big rifle she is carrying. It takes 5 shots for someone else to hit the caribou, maybe.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is that Sarah or Todd in the second photo? It is so hard to tell them apart now.
This is nothing but masturbation material for her dwindling group of ATMs (and Bill Kristol).
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that bottom picture is a woman?
ReplyDeleteI'M FUCKING SERIOUS!
That was Miss Wasilla?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?
Everybody said Sarah Palin went into hiding to recover from cosmetic surgery, obviously not.
She did NOT win the Miss Wasilla contest - think she got Miss Congen or something like that.
DeleteShe ain't attractive and has aged horribly!
They couldn't leave her alone with Piper and Trig or she might have either harmed one of them or herself. Her face is fat. Something is wrong with that woman. Detox? She looks like Hell.
DeleteNo I'm serious!
DeleteWasilla what were you thinking?
Anonymous2:51 PM She did NOT win the Miss Wasilla contest - think she got Miss Congen or something like that.
DeleteSigh. Google b4 you type. Yes, she did. It was the Miss Alaska contest she didn't win, and that she got Miss Congen(iality), i.e., 2nd runner-up.
Other than that, you're correct. She's got those down-turning brackets on either side of her mouth again. Time for another Joan Rivers re-do!
Check Miss Wasilla - the black girl beat Sarah!!! She had more talent and could sing and is still doing so as an adult!
DeleteLet's see, they have been away hunting for a week, leaving Piper to get Trig off to school. What's wrong with that picture? And, Todd surprised Sarah in their Wasilla kitche with a wedding ring on their anniversary, August 29, and Sarah had a FB post up on Aug.30. Yet, according to her FB post, she has been away hunting for a week and it's only Sept.6. What do they do, fly back and forth every day?
ReplyDeleteLOL I laughed at her caption for the Piper pic, "Piper's the best helper!". It's not Piper's job to raise Trig, whoever gave birth to him should be there.
DeleteYou're right, the Palins are so used to "the unwashed masses" that respond on their threads, they think everyone else is just as stupid.
Looks like she forgot her titties again.
ReplyDeleteHey all you mouthbreathers, that's your couch change buying all those camo clothes and the ATV. Happy now?
ReplyDeleteThat was beautiful
DeleteI bet the bears are laughing along with us. She could not look more staged and as Sarah does so well, over done. What a pathetic job they did on costumes with this one. Camo Chic in the head sick.
ReplyDeleteWasilla style and all but this is just crap. It must cost SarahPac plenty, be sure to $end the PAC $$$$$$$$$$ or just mail them your last package of noodles you were saving for a hot meal.
isn't this the same post she puts up every year? are you sure it is "fresh"? it sure sounds like i've heard it before.
ReplyDeleteShe is upgrading her camo to expensive designer crap made in China. Now that they hang with the Rainbow Bay Resort crowd she can't wear the wrong gear.
DeleteShe has the most frou frou time at the resort until someone drives her out about 10 to 20 minutes to where it is so wild that she can look for berries.
Of course, she isn't afraid of the bears, she has no reason to be. She is safe.
That's what I was thinking, 2:47 . . .
DeleteOld photos, for she was a bit chunkier then and Tawd a tad skinnier.
Such lame attempts at diversion and deceit.
Sarah Palin posted a picture on her facebook of Piper taking Trig to school while Sarah was off on another one of her vacations.
ReplyDelete"Piper helped get Trig happily to school while we were up north. She's the best helper. "
-Sarah Palin
It used to be Bristol and Levi that took care of Sarah Palin's children, now that task has been thrown onto Piper Diaper to be the mother of the Palin house. Good luck little mommy.
If Piper has dropped out of school she has all the time in the world to do everything a good mother would do for a special needs child that needs stability and constant care.
DeleteIt is clear that the Palins would starve to death over a long winter if Sarah wasn't hunting bear for the freezer. No doubt the way she does it is very economical and just like her poor Alaskan neighbors.
If this is only a photo op session to glorify the brand that is in dire need of donations, that is all the more critical for Sarah to leave Trig with a twelve year old for a week or so as he adjusts to a new school session. For Pete's sake, if the PBots didn't think Sarah was hunting for the family to stave off starvation they may not send their last nickle. What a horrible thing for Trig that would be. Poor kid goes without glasses and hearing, what would the cut back be for him if they didn't have their winter food in the freezer? We have seen him with only one sock and bare arms in freezing weather while others were warmly bundled. She may take both socks away from him. This is all about her being frugal and a rill Alaskan frontier woman.
Sarah Palin posted a picture on her facebook of Piper taking Trig to school
DeleteHOW DID TRIG GET THE BLACK EYE?
When did that happen? It is the same day as the posed photo with Todd at a remote alleged school. Has anyone seen Trig since ? I wonder if they put him away somewhere. He may get out for holiday or what not photo shoots for the happy family look. Send money shoots with Trig.
You called it. Only the elites in Alaska can afford to head up north, outfitted to the nines and motorized to get their prescious winter cache. You know, since they any afford slim Jim's from gas stations anymore since Obama came into office.
DeleteUp north? Is that another lie to conceal their 'undisclosed' playground? What if people checked it out and found out half of her lies?
DeleteUncle Gryphen, I know! I know! (Hand raised waving to be picked to give an answer)
ReplyDeleteThis is her effort to convince her fans that she's been away and that's why Fox News hasn't invited her on. She's pretending that she was away hunting and that's the reason Greta and Sean and Eric and company haven't had her on their shows. She's protecting her brand.
No one can know that she's been sitting next to the phone waiting for it to ring. She's got to fake some heavy tough-girl activity, with the ostentatious camo outfit and gear. This new femily-photo effort is to reassure her donors and fans that she is in control of the absence from Fox.
I just love it when Sarah and Todd play dress-up.
ReplyDeleteIs bear season open in that undisclosed location - and did $creech and Todd both get bear hunting permits == which are few and far between and drawn by lottery!? If not, it's another Paylin phony photo opp.
DeleteAnyone know????
4:10 PM
DeleteHow hard is it for someone to check all that out? I saw one brown bear hunting outfit that explains a lot.
I would think the licenses would be on-line.
Sarah looks like a guy.
ReplyDeleteThey look like dorks and I don't believe she shot a damned thing. She is looking more and more like her Dad....not attractive at all! The evilness has truly gotten to her!
ReplyDeleteHmmm ?? Reckon she bothered to get a license this time ?
ReplyDeleteThat would be public information? What do these fake hunting props cost? Who is paying the bill?
DeleteHere's the link to order a list of licenses, but it costs hundreds of dollars and they don't have this year's licenses yet.
Deletehttp://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=license.licensefile
Don't think you're in the clear Sarah, we have big memories and won't forget the dates you claimed you were hunting to make sure you had a license.
My 2 cents: Also, she looks like a tourist who buys a bunch of brand new hunting or fishing gear to come to Alaska. You know never used it before, never use it later. Only have it for The Big Trip.
That's fine if you live Outside and are on The Trip of a Lifetime. Not so cool if you claim to be an Alaskan.
Oh, wait. My bad. Everything Sarah does is a "once in a lifetime" event for her. Even if it's something you can do each year.
Looks like the Alaskan Snatchsquatch in the bottom picture...... EWWW!
ReplyDeleteIsn't she afraid other hunters in the area might shoot her? I know I would.
DeleteWell she did have that FB post about a week ago where she was sitting in a truck with her knee bent reading Mark Levin's book and saying that she was "waiting for the guys to finish loading the truck" or some such. So it's possible that she got all dressed up in some Fancy Huntin' Outfit to pose for pictures somewhere outside, like at the foot of the driveway or somewhere. Too bad she's wearing gloves. I'd like to see the Lookie Here My Man Just Gave Me a Brand New Wedding Ring and Our Oldest Daughter Just Happened to Be Here To Take a Picture To Prove It ring. Maybe some other time.
ReplyDeleteYes, the truck makes it look like she is the 'model' who knits or reads while everyone else preps for her scene or shoot. A photo shoot can easily become shooting bears in Palin mythology.
DeleteWhat are the dates of the stuck in the truck pic? The ring by the stove was August 29.
She would have been smart to invest in a real public relation person that would have done a much more believable lie scene. Crazy Sarah doesn't know how to do the ring thing at all http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2413672/Are-things-getting-Maria-Sharapova-flashes-ring-left-hand-fashion-party.html
Ailes was to have her do ads for the other players on his network. Mark Levin? He is GOP? She may have been paid to sell his book.
DeleteSo, 'maternal' girl goes off leaving her youngest DS child to fend for himself, being prepped for school by his 12 year-old sister, learning how to adjust to being away from his caretakers, for the first few weeks, and she can't even stay home with him while he's adjusting to new teachers, school-mates and the bus. And she's trying to sell this scam?
ReplyDeleteSarah won't make one sacrifice for that child. In his moments of need, she's not there for him. She farms him off to anyone who'll take him. She's a despicable mom.
He was the gamble that did not pay off. Now she is stuck with him and will put in as little time and effort as possible in rearing him.
DeleteShe hates him and hates that Tri-G, the sure thing, the done deal, did not work as advertised.
And in other news, an 11-year old girl defends her home against three robbers and a pink .22 rifle.
ReplyDeletehttp://freepatriot.org/2013/09/05/11-year-old-girl-defends-home-three-robbers-pink-22-rifle/#sthash.ya8GmGqU.9HCUvA1p.dpbs
What do say you about that Jesse? Should she used pepper spray instead or nothing at all and perhaps been raped and killed?
If I had a daughter and was living back in Alaska (where I once used a .38 to save my life), I would definitely, no doubt about it, teach her how to defend herself physically against an aggressor and how to use a firearm.
I dare you to publish this G Your anti-gun stance, is extremely dangerous.
As for Sarah, she's been a phoney since Day One and has been irrelevant ever since. Along with her pimp husband and ignorant offspring. Who cares about these stupid people anymore?
Was the pink rifle her baby sitter? What is a 11 year old girl doing home alone? If she was not alone then there would be no need to stop 3 men all by herself, a guardian could have done that.
DeleteLets just give all our minor children guns, that way we won't have to even be there for them.
Ridiculous.
I sure hope Piper's guns are all pink. She may have to defend Trig and Tripp while the adults are off having a grand old time. Bristol at the Mug Shoot and mugging #thuglife for her speed junkie Junker. hee hee. Neither Palin mother has much to do with mothering outside of mug shoots.
DeleteCops carry guns, and yet they are shot and killed, all the time. Those tens of thousands of American soldiers who were killed in the Vietnam war had guns, too.
DeleteSo, some 12-year old gun-nut used a pink gun to protect her home from 3 robbers. Big deal. I have read far more stories in the news about little kids accidentally shooting themselves, and people using guns to murder people.
Last year, some gun-nut who owned a gun store, and used to post videos on YouTube showing off his gun collection, was shot to death. He was shot in the head. The arrogant prick had previously boasted on Twitter that he was packing heat in a movie theater, and that nobody better try to "Batman" him. This was in reference to the movie theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado, last year. And yet, somebody did "Batman" him when he wasn't looking! He was shot right outside his gun store.
Gun-nuts think they are invincible because they have a gun. Having a gun does not make you invincible. THAT kind of thinking is not only naive, and arrogant, it is also dangerous. Guns in America are used to commit crimes the vast majority of the time. I dare YOU to prove me wrong.
Gun nuts should keep their guns locked up in their homes (away from the crazy Adam Lanzas), and only take them out when appropriate, like when they go hunting. But, I don't want to walk into a Starbucks, and find some fucking asshole with a Bushmaster slung over his shoulder!
You are entitled to your own opinion, but don't pretend nothing bad could ever happen to because you have gun.
That was her mother's pink rifle, and it only had 2 rounds in it -- against 3 intruders, who were arrested MINUTES after the break-in.
DeleteAlso, it happened December, 2010.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiiQQP4-Ijw
I stand corrected. The initial news report on TV was dated August 11, 2010, 6:23 PM.
DeleteTHREE YEARS, ONE MONTH AGO!
I love how many RWNJs are reporting this episode as if it just happened recently. Just google "11 year-old girl defends home three robbers pink 22 rifle" and check the dates -- and which sites are reporting it.
Not certain why people would live in a place where an 11 year old girl would HAVE to defend herself against intruders. It's called a Home Alarm System, get one. Also too, have a panic type room that is not accessible should intruders actually enter the home. I must say, I find it sad that any 11 year old child would have to defend her life and property, especially in this modern world where there are so many other options.
DeleteHow many kids have killed themselves or someone else in the 3 years since this incident.
DeleteYou are an idiot if you think guns make you safer.
Question for Todd, when you gave that man your two cent wedding ring did you take off your sunglasses?
ReplyDeleteOk, what happened to her face? Did some lunatic (other than her) attack her with a putty gun instead of a Botox needle? What was she hunting anyway--the nearest Taco Bell?
ReplyDeleteWith her widow's hump, she looks as though she has no neck.
DeleteI doubt she even could hunt for wolf.
DeleteThese guys are serious
http://www.apgs.com/Alaska_Brown_Bear_Hunting.shtml
Did she even mention what anyone shot? Other then her fashion layout.
Hunt for wolf? The wolves would take one look at her skinny behind and run the other way. A bear would give her a swat like a mosquito.
DeleteShe may have managed to pick a blueberry.
DeleteOh, please. How stupid is this dunce that she would purposefully remind everyone of of her colossally stupid and faked caribou hunting fiasco?
ReplyDeleteShe is an SUV driving, big box store shopping suburbanite. So it's cold in Alaska. Big whoop. Where I live we get better than 250 inches of snow a year on average. Guess what, Palin, you moron? Other places than Alaska experience challenging winters. Other places than Alaska have a strong and active hunting culture that routinely includes women, including where I live.
The difference? The women here that hunt, with or without a man, don't feel the need to brag about it and try to convince others that they are oh so awesome because they are female and can ooh!, use a gun. Because guess what? It is nothing special. They are surrounded by women who do likewise. They shoot, they clean, they freeze, and have dinner for months.
I am not impressed and I doubt many others are either, other than your medicinally horny geezer fan club.
You fucking, stupid, narcissistic, cunt.
You wear camo. So what?
The women here that hunt, with or without a man, don't feel the need to brag about it and try to convince others that they are oh so awesome because they are female and can ooh!, use a gun. Because guess what? It is nothing special.
DeleteEXACTLY.
She screws up by blowing things up to not to be believed hype.
http://archives.politicususa.com/2011/03/22/sarah-palin-hunting-fishing.html
Deleteshe lies - and if the stories about her various nervous mental breakdowns are true - impossible for her to have a license for a gun.
Thanks Nefer!
DeleteOne of the photos shows the tripods. It's a photo-op trip fer sure.
ReplyDeleteBecause yeah every lousy hunter wears designer sunglasses when there's no sun, Madame Peesident...
ReplyDeleteespecially when they're too chicken to be photographed without make up.
Some bold hunter you are.
Stop complaining how bad Sarah Palin looks. The Alaska winter is approaching and Todd can't be choosy who he has to settle in with. All the good women have been taken.
ReplyDeleteSo, she's letting us know picking berries in some bear's territorial berry patch is putting her in danger, but she's so "sarah" that it doesn't worry her. She's AK's momma grizzly and ain't afraid of no bear. How long can she keep up this facade? Repetitive and so over-tiring about being so tough.
ReplyDeleteHey, Sarah has a gun so no bear better mess with her. Haven't the bears seen her reality show?
DeleteThose berries in her 10-pic album on her FB page look just like berries at the local blueberry farm.
DeleteAnd the latter cost a lot less to you-pick than a $5000 junket to "the tundra" (probably just west of Wasilla at Big Lake, where their cabin is) complete with plane, good-ol-boys, new camo outfits and camp gear.
Is that the cabin they don't pay taxes on?
DeleteI live in AK and I purchase those delightful Oregon blueberries that we have in the supermarket each June/July. They are about 10 times larger than Alaskan berries and freeze very nicely. They also sell 10lb bags of them year round at Costco. Sarah's just pretending to be "native" for Todd.
DeleteIf she is at the luxury resort with a fancy kitchen they may have a garden and they gave them to her for the photos. Or they have them flown in fresh and she got them that way.
DeleteThe Reagans, on their remote ranch, would have helicopters fly in lunch and dinner from LA or any where they wanted. They did this everyday, sometimes 3 meals and other errands each day. It is no big deal for an elite resort to have many flights into a remote location. The little people know little about how it all operates. Easy for some rich person to pull a scam and claim they pick blueberries and go back and forth to remote hunt to Lake Lucille.
No, seriously, Sarah posted a photo of Piper getting Trig off to school. Did Sarah leave a 12 year old alone with Trig for a week? And, what a coincidence that Trig is wearing the same jacket and backpack that he wore in the photos with Todd getting him off to school. Everything in that family is fake and posed.
ReplyDeleteIt was Bristol, not Piper.
DeleteAs for the rest of your post: +1.
My deepest apologies: it was Piper! I guess I just couldn't believe that Palin would leave her DS son, on his way to school in the first weeks of his new life, home with a 12-year-old (and, surely, some other adult?).
DeleteWho was seeing Piper off to her first days of school?
Sarah -- there aren't that many years when you're expected to be front and center for your children. But, right now, you have two minors at home who need your love and attention. You're ignoring them, in favor of going off with the guys to hunt -- I''ll bet that's how Todd got some of those fat middle-aged men to join your hunting party: the promise that you'd be there, too, flirting. He's still a pimp, and that makes you _________.
Someone took the photo of Piper and Trig so I'd conclude that Piper was not left alone with Trig for a week. Bristol and/or Willow and/or a nanny were likely in charge. Also, too, how many jackets and backpacks does a kid need?
DeleteMy take-away from the photos is that Sarah is, once again, shown to be MIA from parenting responsibilities which she doesn't seem to take at all seriously.
It looks like and says Piper
Deletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151847070638588&set=pb.24718773587.-2207520000.1378511142.&type=3&theater
@3.25 Sarah's FB identifies the kid in the photo with Trig as Piper. Sarah did not say that Bristol, Willow or Sally were pitching in, nor did she show a photo of them. For all we know, $$$ consultant is taking care of Trig and Piper.
DeleteSOMEONE HAD THE SMARTS TO POSE TRIG BY A SCHOOL BUS. That shows some improvement for who puts together these skits.
DeleteWHY DOES TRIG HAVE A BLACK EYE? Why no one mentions it? Why doesn't Sarah say what happened to him? If she is clueless, why not ask a consultant to find out if someone is neglecting him or harming him? If Sarah wanted to know why the black eye on Trig she can find out. What a horrible person not to inquire and let the concerned bots know.
Trig looks more and more like Levi every day!
Deletewow, how did her face get so fat so fast?
ReplyDeleteIf she had work done it may be the swelling hasn't gone down.
DeleteShe is most likely staying at a high end resort during this so-called hunt. She had something done at the spa. The place is Rainbow something. You can probably inquire about their spa treatments. They may not tell you everything that money can buy once you are there. But the place is probably a million times better then the place Bristol is to work.
DeleteDid you notice the photo of the blueberries in the Red Bull box?
ReplyDeleteDid she bring them with her from the grocery store?
DeleteThey got a case of Red Bull for Sarah at Walmart and picked up containers of blueberries. Funny.
DeleteSarahs head looks photoshopped in those pics.
ReplyDeleteI would guess that all that camo gear still has tags attached so she can return it to sportsman's warehouse on her way out of town.
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't be the high powered rifle and super dooper sniper scope that the Great Crossed Eyed Retarded Hunter used to miss that giant herd of caribous in Sarah Palin's Alaska?
ReplyDeleteOh!
Todd is in for a lonnnnggg dayyyyy
TAWD! My scope is off
TAWD! Load my gun for me
TAWD!
Fuck it Sarah, I'm going home
DeleteWho gave that cross-eyed idiot a gun?
ReplyDeleteWhich is the best season and when is the best time to hunt?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.apgs.com/Alaska_Brown_Bear_Hunting.shtml
Fall Brown Bear Hunts Advantages
THE SEASON NOW OPENS AUGUST 20 AND MORE BEARS WILL BE CONCENTRATED ON THE RIVER FEEDING ON FISH. YOU CAN HUNT FROM TREESTANDS AND GROUND BLINDS UP TO AND AFTER DARK. THERE IS NOW A 2 BEAR LIMIT.
There are some awesome places around Alaska’s largest lake, Lake Iliamna, roughly the size of Connecticut.
Who gives a fuck, asshole!
DeleteLeave the fucking bears alone, its what they do, feed on salmon in the fall.
DeleteTodd gives a fuck, it is money and income in AK. Bear killers are tough and macho men and women. Sarah wants to advertise this and get bear killers to the remote places and spend money. It is how she helps the state of Alaska. Remember she gave up her title to help Alaska. She is their best sales person.
DeleteOh please. Because of the Palins, I never want to visit Alaska. And if I did, it would not be shoot God's creatures. The party that bemoans even one abortion sure does love their big guns and dead animals.
DeleteLOL Pedro Bay is on Iliamna Lake.
DeleteWhere's yer rainbow, $arah?
People who hunt bears are the lowest of the low. They hunt for the hides and heads, not for the meat. Just a bunch of wealthy hide and trophy hunters. Gross.
DeleteIf I saw this photo anywhere else, and without any ID, I would not have recognized her. Without the hooker troweled-on makeup and the haystack wigs, she is unrecognizable!
ReplyDeleteBeauty queen?
ReplyDeleteSorry Gryph, your headline should read this..
ReplyDeleteFAKE HUNTING WE WILL GO..
FAKE HUNTING WE WILL GO..
HI HO A DAIRY-O...
FAKE HUNTING WE WILL GO...
How about
DeleteHI HO A DAIRY-GATE...
FAKE HUNTING WE WILL GO...
Piper can you take Trig to school this month? I'm still recovering from my twobulligation I got after you were born.
ReplyDelete"Todd is still up north, and I'll head back out again later with more family."
ReplyDeleteWink wink
At the red light district
Her boots are too big.
ReplyDeleteWhen Sarah doesn't feel like applying mascara she wears those ridiculous wrap around sunglasses.
When Sarah doesn't feel like combing her hair she wears a wig.
Todd has a girlfriend half of Sarah's age.
Joey Junker is younger yet.
DeleteHope you enjoy them and are also able to get outside and enjoy God’s beautiful creation. Even if your dinner’s wrapped in cellophane, not fur, appreciate the bounty!
ReplyDeleteDon't sound so cocky Sarah. You'll be crying again when you find out Todd's dinner is wrapped with blonde, brunette and red curly q's.
Do you think SP would care? They have an arrangement.
DeleteYeah, she got her new ring and a anotehr trip away from the kids..what does she care?
DeleteI suppose hunting with her Pimp husband will keep this weeks wash cloth purchases and prostitute credit card charges to a minumum.
ReplyDeleteThe girls are taking a well deserved vacation.
DeleteAccording to Shailey, Todd was a stingy SOB. He would leave her to pay the lunch check and did not pay her for her services. I doubt he would let his income suffer because the girls need a well-deserved rest.
DeleteYada, yada, yada.
ReplyDeleteBlah, blah, blah.
Boring, boring, boring.
Who cares, who cares, who cares.
The Ol' Madam Gag Gag is so predictable, so cheesy, so pretentious, so passé.
Ho hum... just another hoax from the Frauds, aka Palins.
DeleteWhat? No phone? Maybe that's why she's scowling.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the photos where they pose with the dead animals. I want to see the dead animals, especially the bear.
DeleteThis is promotional and she wants it cleaned up to have a larger family appeal. The dead animal photos are like their porn. It is kept under lock and key. Protected by needy buddies or pink pistol Piper.
DeleteWhat say you Gryphen?
ReplyDeleteDana Perino Is 'Tired Of Atheists'; Fox News Host Says 'They Don't Have To Live Here' (VIDEO)
Freedom of belief doesn't appear to be important to Fox News host Dana Perino, who suggested that if atheists don't like having "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance, well, "they don't have to live here."
Massachusetts' highest court is currently hearing a case against the Pledge brought by atheist parents, who feel that due to its religious wording, atheist children "are denied meaningful participation in this patriotic exercise." The case specifically involves the phrase, "under God," which was not actually a part of the original phrasing of the Pledge.
Regarding atheists, Perino said during a live segment, "I'm tired of them." She continued, "I remember working at the Justice Department years ago when I first started right after 9/11 and a lawsuit like this came through, and before the day had finished, the United States Senate and the House of Representatives had both passed resolutions saying that they were for keeping ‘under God’ in the pledge."
"If these people really don't like it, they don't have to live here," she concluded.
Co-host Bob Beckel agreed, "Yeah, that's a good point."
Is it, really?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/06/dana-perino-fox-news-atheists_n_3882597.html
Damn she's smug.
she was W's press secretary & she never heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis...she's as vacuous as sarah.
DeleteWhat FOX and the Republicans in Congress don't understand is the fact that less and less Americans actually believe in god!
DeleteAnd, why is it so necessary for them to shove their god and religion down our throats? Turns me off completely! Most of them don't act or live a life of a supposed true Christian either. That is what really ticks me off!
Questions that make me go....hmmmmm. What could cause so much bloating in the face? Todd has that typical beer-bloat doughiness, but Sarah's face looks absolutely gargantuan.
ReplyDeleteAnd, does Sarah still qualify for a resident hunting license? If she can't meet the residency requirements for the Permanent Fund Dividend, then how could she meet the requirement for resident hunting? Is there any enforcement? Does anyone at Fish and Game care?
Why the plane AND the big $$ ATV? Different sites? Different days? Why fly in when one could drive?
Why does she insist on adding those cheesy gauze-effect frames to her FB photos?
Who else is watching the kids at the Alaska compound? Has Sarah EVER done any real parenting?
Why does her hypocrisy bother me so much?
Why do I care? Especially since I lead such a vibrant life and am not a hater and am not jealous or ugly or a Democrat or an old-school Republican.
Finally, where's Trig's birth certificate? Come on Wasillans.....someone out there had to deal with school registration.
Parenting? Sarah Palin's kids had no Parenting and we can see the results. Vandalism, Gangbanging, Drugs and Alcohol use are the Palin traits.
DeleteCheck out the Rainbow Bay Resort. If you want to see how much hypocrisy this is about.
Delete"Why does her hypocrisy bother me so much?"
DeleteIt bothers me, too. If Sarah would only lead her exciting, fun filled life in private, I wouldn't care. It's because she creates this fake image as Mama Gizzly, All American Outdoors Woman, Fearless Patriot and Know It All Commentator on Fox publicly, and she uses that trademarked person to spread political hatred and to raise money. (She still can't get over losing in 2008).
I don't care that her fans waste their money donating it to her PAC, but it does fuel Sarah's promotions of herself, which are designed to raise more money. (It's like a circular argument, going around and around). I do care because every time that she posts some on her Facebook, some idiot takes it as serious political thought (or a ratings booster) and repeats it, such as that insulting "Let Allah sort it out." Years ago, Protestants and Catholics were killing each other in Northern Ireland. It would have been rude to say, "Put it in the hands of God." God doesn't take sides. It took many years of peace talks and discussions to resolve years of hatred. Sarah's thinking is narrow and dangerous. As long as she (or her ghostwriter) can post something on the internet or Fox gives her five minutes to yammer on TV, she is dangerous because she fires up the worst forms of hatred in her followers.
The ONLY thing Sarah has going for her is her fake image.
Delete"It was nice to get away from the real world for a little while out in the remote tundra."
ReplyDelete-Sarah Palin
Is the woman retarded?
Sarah just back from house boating at Lake Powell in Arizona
Went to the the Indy 500, Kentucky Derby, NBA basketball games.....
And it is nice to get away from the real world?
Talk about slapping her SarahPac donors in the face!
only the stupidest of the stupid still worship her...
DeleteI don't think Sarah ahs ever lived in the real world. Well, maybe for the first 1-3 years of her life, before sick creepy daddy chuckles started diddling her. Then she retreated into her own little world and well, the rest is history.
Delete"only the stupidest of the stupid still worship her..."
DeleteSo true, always true, and yet, though the numbers are dwindling, stupid people are still there.
Whew! Those two days a month at fox are grueling, aren't they?
DeleteShe is on two times a month? I thought it was just one and that for five minutes.
DeleteFirst, who did she con out of all that hunting gear because you know, she never pays for anything.
ReplyDeleteSecond, if she is such a natural girl, why so much makeup and wig?
The Palins are walking billboards. These are people that are paid flacks. That is what they do, get paid to wear so and so crap. Even if it isn't as loudly advertised as when she did the Iron Dog. The very wealthy know what she is wearing. It is not Hollywood red carpet designers. The extreme sport, hunters and the in crowd know, word gets around. So like in any fashion scene the business/designer wants a public name wearing their product.
DeleteI thought Halloween was next month.
ReplyDelete... complete with Photoshopped vignetting for that 'country' look. What a couple of transparent charlatans. The semi-sentient goobers over at c4p will love it.
ReplyDeleteHey now, stop picking on Piper. In the Palin family, she is considered almost a woman. That means its making baby times before age 14.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin girls are professional baby makers, but no Daddies stay around.
DeleteSarah looks like she's dressed for combat. Is that what you wear to go hunting in September in Alaska? If it is, then I'm glad I enjoy my wildlife without the guns and quasi-military paraphernalia. Is Sarah too old to enlist? Good grief!
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
That is an important image for Sarah Palin. She can't use Track as she would like. She has to get across strong, armed and kill happy military. She reminds me of her friend Morlock, that she would not as much as communicate with. Only a cold form letter.
Delete1) That hair geyser she has going on makes her appear more and more bizarre as the years pass. -- around the pool, at the beach, getting her new wedding ring, and, now with a fleece visor, out on her rootin', tootin' hunting expedition. It was never a good look, that dull, lifeless hair, pushed up into an unruly ponytail growing out of the top of her head. On a woman closing in on fifty, who seems never to have heard of hair conditioner, it's just ludicrous, and plug ugly.
ReplyDelete2) She can't stop being competitive, and trying to be on top, even, and especially, with her husband. "Now he's as old as I am"? WTF? Yeah, happy birthday, Todd. In case you had to be reminded, it's all about Sarah, even on your birthday.
(Sarah, we'd never have remembered that you'd married a younger man if you hadn't reminded us. Thanks!) Memories of "SPA," when they were out fishing and looking at bears, and she had to beat everyone else. Give it a rest, Sarah. You've already lost in the game of life. You're never going to be pretty or smart or rich or successful or admired. Fact.
3) Dear Troll, Thanks for your suggestions, in advance, but I already have a life, as do the other posters here. We're mature and happy.
We come here for several reasons, not the least of which is that you Palins are a broad target, and endlessly amusing. You won't sit down and live "privately;" you won't stop boasting about inconsequential events in your lives; you're totally oblivious to what the rest of the world does, and how you compare. You give us a treat by opening a window onto your outlandish world.
It's Friday night -- time for some harmless fun on IM. Thanks for the entertainment! Anytime you want to post under- or over-exposed camera photos of random Palin family activities, we're a receptive audience. Probably your most faithful followers. You're welcome.
Bravo and well said!
DeleteI just got back from a 5 day remote moose hunt with my husband. We took a plane to get to the road to get to the truck to get to our other cabin to get to the raft to get on the river to get to the hill where moose camp is. After 4 days of complete stealth and freeze dried meals, watching from before dawn to after dusk, until we were blessed with a bull moose. Then the real work began.
ReplyDeleteIF SP is "hunting", she's sure as shit not doing what hubby and I do. Far too clean for one thing. They are doing the urban hunting thing. They take the fancy RV pulling the fancy off road ATV or 4 track. They pull off the hwy and park, and then drive around the trails and look for something they can shoot. (Probably caribou right now as they have been crossing the road system, but not sure what area is legally open at the moment.)
Check out the Rainbow Bay Resort.
DeleteSarah doesn't care about legal..it just needs four legs and a rack bigger than hers.
DeleteTake a good look at her hunting outfit. No fraying, no wear signs, no wrinkles, no stretching. The orange tabs on her pants pockets are brand new.
ReplyDeleteShe got a new outfit for her photo-op. For damn sure she hasn't worn those clothes out hunting. I remember mom dealing with Dad's clothes when he'd get back from deer hunting (with a deer, usually, BTW). If you're hunting, that's hard wearage on clothes.
Ivyfree
My thoughts exactly. No one looks like that hunting, unless it's a kardashian.
DeleteWanna bet they con some real hunter into borrowing his game for a photo op? And that blueberry story is a little off...does she think she's in a kids'book now? Maybe Trig's teacher read them "Blueberries for Sal" this week, and mentioned it in the weekly newsletter home. Where are the precious beloved little boys this weekend while SArah is out pretending again?
DeleteTake a good look at her right(?) shoe(?). Tell me how that connects to her right leg according to known laws of physics and anatomy on this planet. Seriously: draw me a picture please.
Delete--mathgeek
unless it's a kardashian.... paid or compensated modeling gig.
DeleteIt just occurred to me that Sarah has been all up in arms about men going after her daughters -- but now she's left Piper at home (even if there's some adult nominally in charge) next to a building filled with "needy buddies," who, one imagines, are rather shiftless, homeless, unemployed, and/or drinkers or druggies.
ReplyDeleteSurely not the best environment in which to place a twelve-year-old girl?
In fact, the more I think about it, the stranger and less appealing that set-up is, for a pre-adolescent girl and her special needs brother.
Don't forget mama Sarah posted picture of Piper in her bikini for the world to see. Can't believe that stupid bitch did that.
DeleteYes, and according to Bristol, there's no land line to call for help, alone out there in the woods, next to the lake.
DeleteWillow is off on her trip and Bristol is only around to play golden child when she can kiss the parents butts. Who does watch Trig and Tripp?
DeleteWhen Levi was having unprotected sex and living at the Palin house, little Piper saw all that. She is probably use to a lot of needy buddies and I doubt any of it is good for her. They are breaking her in at such a young age for the female Palin lifestyle.
Pseudo-hunter Palin was ripped a new one on Politics Nation w/ Rev. Al Sharpton today.
ReplyDeleteHe was discussing how some elected GOP members of Congress were using their stance on the Syria vote as a way of fundraising.
Palin's tweet was included at some point w/ someone saying she doesn't probably want an answer to her question. (see below)
“So we’re bombing Syria because Syria is bombing Syria? And I’m the idiot?” - Sarah... http://fb.me/J5TdT7uE
"It was nice to get away from the real world for a little while out in the remote tundra."
ReplyDeleteBbbut I thought the tundra WAS the real world to a RILL 'Merican Alaskan?!?
What a dolt.
Sarah has not resided in the 'real world' for years.
DeleteSuch a happy couple (cough; cough; gag). Reminds me that husbands and wives usually have immunity from testifying against each other in court...
ReplyDelete4:09 And THAT is the key the their "successful marriage." They CAN'T get divorced because they'd lose that spousal immunity stuff.
DeleteBoth of them are so guilty of so many things, they can't trust the other, so can't leave each other. Thus the "Business Relationship" of a marriage Sarah talks about.
Kind of like USSR and US during the Cold War. Mutually assured destruction if one or the other even threatened to use nukes.
Worked for decades for World Peace. But doesn't seem to work so good for Palin Peace, but it does keep them both out of jail.
Boy, in that top pic, Sarah sure looks like her dad. Yuk!
ReplyDeleteIt's all she has now, maybe. She is auditioning for another reality show.
ReplyDeleteDidn;t she know Stars Earn Stripes was cancelled, just like every Palin reality stunt?
DeleteWith Todd's plane or other planes it is no big deal to get in and out of remote areas. SarahPac has the money to feed Palin whims and get her to these places to film. Check out Lake Iliamna. Not far from anything Anchorage, Wasilla or Dillingham. If you have the money, it is not that time consuming. If Sarah wants to stay the night she has world class luxury restort with the best prepared meals, Rainbow Bay Resort. Do you think these places talk about their clientele? Todd is more connected and all secrets are secured.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.askmen.com/top_10/travel/top-10-luxurious-hunting-lodges_8.html
They want you to think this is all rough and tumble he man/woman but it is just a high end luxury trip. Remember the Kyle man that was killed helping a needy buddy? He took him to a high end resort in Texas to shoot things. Well, that true story will never be told. The Palin's hang out is more high end, more remote and it is easy to keep any secrets and do whatever. Including swingers who like to have an orgy.
Oh my!! Is the Rainbow Bay Resort a glorified version of the Sheep Creek Lodge and the Fork's Roadhouse?
DeleteJust like old times, eh Pimp and Pimpette?
I'm really impressed with Alaska. Who would have thought that they train pack dogs to carry hunting rifles, dress them in camo and teach them to walk upright.
ReplyDeleteIt's hilarious what Sarah Palin has become! She went from being a Governor in far away Alaska to a 13 year old with a Facebook page looking for attention.
ReplyDeleteYou all notice Sarah Palin has never wrote a Facebook tale about having a girls weekend with her women friends and no family? Surely she has friends? Maybe not because they would outshine her and she couldn't stand for that!
ReplyDeleteYou mean has never written
DeleteNot friends. Consultants, yes.
DeleteShe will now.
DeleteSarah's friends are well paid consultants who are paid to keep their mouths shut. Two of them pick up the mail and are paid a handsome fee, more than the mail carrier. Another friend is under investigation for Dairygate.
DeleteDitto Olivia
DeleteRemember on the campaign trail in '08 she talked about her aerobics buddies "the Elite 6" that used to work out together. We never hear about them now although that one, named Juanita did come along on the campaign bus to babysit for a while.
Deletehttp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Politics/story?id=5750876&page=1
If one of them had a hunting accident, the other one would be very rich with no strings attached.
ReplyDeleteIf you were Sarah, do you think you would go hunting with Todd?
If you were Todd, do you think you would go hunting with Sarah?
Not me!
I say make it a threesome and let Dick Cheney go hunting with them.
DeleteIs that Todd with Sally Heath?? Wonder why he decided to take his mil hunting.
DeleteHas Sarah been away from civilization so long that she lost tract of time? She forgot to wish her Jewish friends "Happy New Year." As someone wisely wrote, maybe she'll wish everyone a Happy Day of Atonement next week. That's the time for Sarah to put on her Jewish star (and her cross) and throw a New Years Party. I hope that she'll post photos of the festivities.
ReplyDeleteGood Catch!
DeleteIf it's so cold that Sarah complained about whimping out in the cold cold weather, wouldn't the blueberries be frozen?
ReplyDeleteBa-Zinga!
DeleteThe blueberries need the cold to taste better. The Red Bull berries are from a store or grower, not the wild patch.
DeleteDid she write about how they taste? When you have the delicious wild berries you are going to go on about the experience. You won't sound Chucky quasi-science.
Not sure why they bother, they have plenty of money. I see hunting more for people that can't afford groceries, especially those that hunt and process the meat themselves, as the Palins very certainly don't. I guess not growing up eating wild game, it just isn't palatable to me, but maybe those that were forced to eat it as kids just got used to it. It's very likely that both Sarah and Todd were raised on this kind of meat and maybe Grass Fed Organic Angus Tenderloin tastes bad to them? I'd not trade it for the world but hey, if they want to eat stringy caribou or fatty bear meat, then by all means, do it. This particular palate tends to be horrified by that stuff and feed it to the dogs, but then again, I'm not as Real Alaskan as those Palin types.
ReplyDeleteI do support all of the local Valley farmers and purchase their veggies each week, but I've just never been able to eat moose or caribou or bear.
She just enjoys shooting something that can't shoot her back.
DeleteThe Palins are selling their brand and they sell for others. This isn't about hunting. Sarah only hunts to save her image. She is doing propaganda and trying to keep the 'hunt for winter' in her portfolio. None of it has much to do with reality. Like she did not give birth to Trig, that is another of her frauds, her introductory hoax. She just goes on and on with more hoaxing.
Delete"She just enjoys shooting AT something that can't shoot her back."
DeleteFixed it for ya. She's never shot a fucking thing in her life. She doesn't eat that shit either.
I know it's Alaska, but how cold is it? She looks like she's dressed for the Snow Machine races in deep February. What a pathetic creature she has become. And those poor kids...Trig doesn't need a 'helper' getting him off to school, Sarah, he needs a mother. If you aren't interested, please return him to his real mom.
ReplyDeleteOh, the sacrifices parents make for their kids!
DeleteBreaks your heart! LMAO
Q: What's the difference between a Real Alaska Hunter and Sarah Palin?
ReplyDeleteA: A Real Alaska Hunter might lie about the hunt, but unlike Sarah Palin, the hunter ACTUALLY WENT HUNTING!
Found this after clicking on someone's link.
"The image of Palin as the frontier pioneering woman from Alaska is a fraud on many levels. This is the latest unveiling of the image, but what should be most disconcerting is the ease with which Palin lies about anything. If it sounds good, if she thinks the voters or book buyers or speech payers will like it, she says it.
While it might seem like a small lie, Palin is selling her personality. She is running a cult of personality, not on an actual governing record or particular belief system. The things she claims to stand for (small government, fiscal conservatism) are not accurate statements about her actual governing policies. Nor do these discrepancies seem to bother her followers, who devour Palin’s narrative like starving children with nary a question as to the source. As Malia notes, Palin devoted an entire page in her hagiography “Going Rogue” to pictures of herself as the great huntress.
Anyone who lies this easily and about things so easily proven false and not even particularly relevant other than in propping up a false image is not someone who can be trusted at the helm of any office.
When Sarah Palin speaks, when she says the sky is blue, you should always double check. Rarely will it be true."
http://archives.politicususa.com/2010/09/17/palin-hunter-fraud.html
The article largely takes from Malia Litman's post Sept. 2010. (This hunting narrative is an annual event for Palin.)
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2010/09/17/that-dog-dont-hunt/
The things she claims to stand for ...
DeleteShe would not be posing in high end designer gear and flying to expensive places to hunt if she was grassroots and all she claims. What kind of a fortune does the lifestyle she is after costing? Who pays for this?
This reminds me of one of those sick safari hunts for trophy pictures where rich people are transported around with security surrounding them with protection, but playing like it is danger. We know for sure with the Palin mark on it, it is mainly fake. They can't show dead bears because they would have to report them and pay. Or if they didn't get licensed that would be an issue and reported. Sarah did ZERO hunting. She may have picked a blueberry or two for a photo. The men are too busy to pick blueberries. They were purchased before the trip or the Rainbow resort gave them to them from the gourmet kitchen. They may have a garden on site like many of the best luxury spa resorts do. They patch of blueberries Sarah posted may be from the resort and not as wild as she would want you to believe.
ReplyDeletethat fake skank fraud piece of shit.
ReplyDeletetell me she's out beatin' the brush in that brand spankin' new getup and i'll tell you she'd be sweatin' her smelly skank ass off as mild as it is up here.
fukin' bitch don't even know how to hold a firearm let alone try and shoot one with her designer two toned fogged up cross eyed concealing lenses
fukin' photo op and photo op only
hey teabagger_tards,
ReplyDeletesee your $carahPAC$cam couch change has funded the tenor voiced needle dick pimp and his skank fraud fake wife a new side by side quad, brand spankin' new huntin' garments, binoculars, and a rifle - of which caliber would knock that retarded bitch into last week ( if she has the ovaries to fire a round off )
LMFAO !!!
dumb inbred fuks
At least Tod looks comfortable in the clothes - like they might have been worn once before - wonder if she pays him to be in the picture?
ReplyDeleteOK, this post is a JOKE, right, Gryphen? It must be.
ReplyDeleteNO SANE PERSON would post this picture!! This is beyond hilarious and must be seen by everybody in the USA. I am linking to all the sites I can think of.....hilarious!!!! OMG! Did Sarah really post this shit??? She was a former GOP VP Candidate for shit's sake!!!
There is NO WAY that second picture is Sarah Palin!
ReplyDeleteSomebody is pimping her.....
LOL! She's such a phony!
ReplyDeleteSo is it wabbit season or duck season?
Q: What does Todd see in Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteA: $$$$$$$$
Suma o bitch so broke he would marry Gryphen
As always...another POS photo of the ugliest woman on earth.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the idea of "Camo" to make one blend in with their surroundings? Why can we still make out who it is? Hey, Sarah, shove a few twigs up your nostrils and smear some grease on your face, you're scaring the bears into early hibernation.
ReplyDeleteLooking awfully puffy in the face there. Hiding another pregnancy or did you run into a closed patio door, again?
Go Bears!!!