Wednesday, September 04, 2013

America's best Christian, Betty Bowers, calls out Vladimir Putin on Russia's anti-gay stance.

"The only people who buy things from Russia are alcoholics. Honestly how many nesting dolls and mail order whores does one household need?"

God I love that line!


  1. I have mixed feelings about the man. Unlike Bush, who was born on third base, or even Obama with his family support, Putin’s early life was dicey. Being smallish and good-looking, he was almost certainly hit on by other men, until he became the toughest SOB around. And, he hasn’t had the conditioning we in blue America enjoy. I know I cut him too much slack; I can’t seem to help that.

    Betty Bowers is funny.

    1. Anonymous6:09 AM

      It has been said that Vladimir likes young boys.

      I guess my definition of "good looking" is different than some others'.
      He looks like a one of the toughest tough guys you'd ever hope to meet. Former KGB agent -- need we say more? Totally evil eyes -- despite the fact that Geo. Bush looked him in the eye and said he saw a friend.

  2. Anonymous5:20 AM

    Putin good looking? I think he looks simian.

  3. Sally in MI5:26 AM

    Gryph, you are in big trouble. You know darn well that "America's BESTEST Christian" is Sarah. Who else can avoid church, swear like a sailor, lie, and cheat, and still be forgiven for all those sins? I love Betty, but I bet she doesn't have a third of the sins Sarah has accumulated.

  4. Some of the most vocal critics of the Gay lifestyle are closet gays. I wonder if Putin...

  5. Anonymous5:54 AM

    Betty Bowers eats Christians like Sarah Palin for breakfast.

  6. Anonymous6:07 AM

    Rumor has it that Betty retains the title because she actually goes to church, at least whenever she wants to catch up on the latest gossip.

    On the other hand, Sarah and her lazy, sorry, saggy ass won't even come out of her room until mid-afternoon, and only then once one of the other lazy fucks living in her house brings her a goddam crunch wrap.

    Sundays are always a special day at the Palin Compound. Sleeping off the meth-fueled evenings and then getting ready for the evening by pounding Bloody Marys until yesterday's hangover is gone.

    "Fuck a bunch of Betty Bowers. I'm Governor Palin on Fox News, and she's not even a former reality star like me."

  7. Anonymous6:10 AM

    After reading this, Todd is trying to figure out how much money he can make mailing his whores.

    1. Anonymous7:00 AM

      That explains the SarahPAC postage.

      RJ in Brownbackistan

  8. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Slow day at the office, so I just watched all of Betty Bowers videos. They just don't get better than this one...."Sarah Palin Wins "Worst Mother in America" Award"

    1. Anonymous12:01 PM

      That, plus "Save the Hole in the Front for Marriage," are some of my favorite Betty Bowers.

      Don't know if you are a Breaking Bad fan but Funny or Die has a bunch of links to "if Breaking Bad was on ABC". Features the most dire scenes from Breaking Bad, but with network laugh track.

  9. Anita Winecooler5:37 PM

    Ever notice there's always a subtle or not so subtle dig at teh crazies on the dead lake? "how many mail order whores does one household need?" and "Gayer than IKEA on Super Bowl Sunday".

    I LOVE Betty Bowers!


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