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I can SO see her and Bristol in these. They'd be perfect with that white number with the slashed sleeves that they both have worn (because every self-respecting 50 year old wears a dress her 20 year old daughter has been photographed in.) That looks like real albino caribou fur, and gold handguns? Why, come on, 'bots, Sarah needs these shoes for her next CPAC speech. Get those quarters in the mail pronto!
The feckless vapid Barbie of the North would wear anything to get attention from the old male Teadroids
I wonder if she thinks these are part of the glamour and culture that she pines for.
That statement made off hand, says a lot about exactly who $arah really is, and what truly motivates her. All those painted sepulchers that have what she doesn't have; a classic sociopathic climber.
''We want to see Ivana,'' said Palin, who admittedly smells like salmon for a large part of the summer, ''because we are so desperate in Alaska for any semblance of glamour and culture.''
Oh, this is just mean. Heh-heh. Palin has demonstrated repeatedly that no shoe is so horrendously tacky, tasteless, slutty, or gawdy that she will not wear it. She will be photographed in these "iconic" remembrances of our Amurkan freedoms in 3, 2, 1...
High heels! (ooh, fmn!) Check! Attention-getting! (me so hot!) Check! Gawdy! (purty!) Check! Tasteless! (sexy!) Check!
And bonuses! Dead critter feet! and guns! Cuz Ah'm a rootin' tootin' Alaaaska frontierin' woman and up here we always make our shoes out of guns and critter feet and what not that we have layin' around our log cabins cuz we Alaaaskans are frontierin' folk that gnaw on frozen moose for breakfast and make shoes outen the leftovers yeehaw afore we dogsled to the supermarket, whoops, I mean the great Alaaaskan outdoors to gather our meat from trees and shoot blueberries and then ride back home on the back of a real Alaaaskan grizzly with that servant's heart that all God's critters have before we shoot it out of our God-given right to celebrate the 2nd amendment as written directly by God to the founding fathers over 2000 years ago, where was I? Oh yeah and also too I am so awesomely sexy in these rill frontier woman shoes so you want me, right? Cuz I don't actually want you, cuz I'm as frigid as can be, but I want you to want me so I can shoot you down and insult your manhood cuz that's how we roll on the rill Amurkan frontier.
Sharon, that's not very likely since Sarah doesn't really LIKE people who can speak better than she can. She keeps them around, mind you, so she can post something that APPEARS intelligent, but Nefer would never last 'cause he can out-sarah Sarah!
"Iris Schieferstein creates shoes out of the hooves of horses, stuffed doves and snake bodies (head included)."
Scarah would never own a pair unless they were gifted to her from SarahPac or some other sugar entity.
"Schieferstein's shoes go for about $5,500 (or 3,900 euros) but can only be worn a couple of hours at a time, because, surprisingly, wearing a horse's hoof can be a little uncomfortable."
Too rich for her blood. Or ice water as the case may be.
You know, I just realized something. If she were to wear those shoes in Texas, maybe their "wonderful", gun totin' governor will shoot her while at a rally!
Couldn't happen to a nicer governor! (double entendre intended)
I'll go with the cloven hooves part......
ReplyDeleteI can SO see her and Bristol in these. They'd be perfect with that white number with the slashed sleeves that they both have worn (because every self-respecting 50 year old wears a dress her 20 year old daughter has been photographed in.) That looks like real albino caribou fur, and gold handguns? Why, come on, 'bots, Sarah needs these shoes for her next CPAC speech. Get those quarters in the mail pronto!
ReplyDeleteI can see many Alaskans G probably knows from stalke wear these.
DeleteHer PAC money is on it, Scrawny Sarah will be sportin these babies just to show Gryphen up!
ReplyDeleteThe feckless vapid Barbie of the North would wear anything to get attention from the old male Teadroids
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she thinks these are part of the glamour and culture that she pines for.
That statement made off hand, says a lot about exactly who $arah really is, and what truly motivates her. All those painted sepulchers that have what she doesn't have; a classic sociopathic climber.
http://gawker.com/5792214/when-sarah-palin-snuck-out-to-see-ivana-trump
''We want to see Ivana,'' said Palin, who admittedly smells like salmon for a large part of the summer, ''because we are so desperate in Alaska for any semblance of glamour and culture.''
Don't forget to add black and white polka-dot nail polish for those truly classy outings!
ReplyDeleteThe devil is in the details.
ReplyDeleteThey kinda look like the ones she wore on Fox and Friends....
ReplyDeleteOh, this is just mean. Heh-heh. Palin has demonstrated repeatedly that no shoe is so horrendously tacky, tasteless, slutty, or gawdy that she will not wear it. She will be photographed in these "iconic" remembrances of our Amurkan freedoms in 3, 2, 1...
ReplyDeleteHigh heels! (ooh, fmn!) Check!
Attention-getting! (me so hot!) Check!
Gawdy! (purty!) Check!
Tasteless! (sexy!) Check!
And bonuses!
Dead critter feet! and guns! Cuz Ah'm a rootin' tootin' Alaaaska frontierin' woman and up here we always make our shoes out of guns and critter feet and what not that we have layin' around our log cabins cuz we Alaaaskans are frontierin' folk that gnaw on frozen moose for breakfast and make shoes outen the leftovers yeehaw afore we dogsled to the supermarket, whoops, I mean the great Alaaaskan outdoors to gather our meat from trees and shoot blueberries and then ride back home on the back of a real Alaaaskan grizzly with that servant's heart that all God's critters have before we shoot it out of our God-given right to celebrate the 2nd amendment as written directly by God to the founding fathers over 2000 years ago, where was I? Oh yeah and also too I am so awesomely sexy in these rill frontier woman shoes so you want me, right? Cuz I don't actually want you, cuz I'm as frigid as can be, but I want you to want me so I can shoot you down and insult your manhood cuz that's how we roll on the rill Amurkan frontier.
Tawd! Bring me that catalog!
OMG....I am till laughing. You are one talented writer, maybe Sarah will hire you to do her facebook posts!!!
DeleteSharon, that's not very likely since Sarah doesn't really LIKE people who can speak better than she can. She keeps them around, mind you, so she can post something that APPEARS intelligent, but Nefer would never last 'cause he can out-sarah Sarah!
DeleteDo you think her fans in Texas will notice the cloven hooves?
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT JESSE!!...I snorted coffee thru my nose...LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely perfect footwear for The Palin!
ReplyDeleteI don't know where the sixguns came from, but I think the other parts are Palin's actual feet.
ReplyDeleteAre those her shoes, or her falsies?
ReplyDeleteIris Schieferstein's Hoof shoes. Taxidermy couture.
ReplyDeletewww.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/08/iris-schiefersteins-hoof-shoes_n_1332433.html
"Iris Schieferstein creates shoes out of the hooves of horses, stuffed doves and snake bodies (head included)."
Scarah would never own a pair unless they were gifted to her from SarahPac or some other sugar entity.
"Schieferstein's shoes go for about $5,500 (or 3,900 euros) but can only be worn a couple of hours at a time, because, surprisingly, wearing a horse's hoof can be a little uncomfortable."
Too rich for her blood. Or ice water as the case may be.
You know, I just realized something. If she were to wear those shoes in Texas, maybe their "wonderful", gun totin' governor will shoot her while at a rally!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't happen to a nicer governor! (double entendre intended)
They'd be an improvement, but she won't be able to wear the star of David anymore. Those babies ain't kosher.
ReplyDeleteWell, she's not eating them.
DeleteAnd I believe these are made from horse hooves, not pig. At least, the version I saw on her website used horse.