Underneath it said: Excited? You betcha!
This is the clearest indication yet that Palin has successfully inserted herself back into the nation's consciousness. Her infrequent appearances on Fox only garnered an occasional ridiculing from blogs and a bored MSNBC host, but lately she has been impossible to ignore.
At first I thought that having Tina Fey mock her on television would irritate her, but of course that is the opposite of the truth. She will love it!
After all the worst thing that can happen to Snowdrift Snooki is for nobody to pay any attention to her, and this last week that certainly has not been the case.
My only hope is that SNL has figured out WHY Palin is back with such a vengeance and will make the connection that she is now nothing more than a sock puppet for Jim DeMint's Heritage Foundation.
I think seeing Tina Fey play a Sarah Palin with puppet strings controlling her mouth and movements would not only be quite humorous, it would also be quite accurate. As well as having the added benefit of actually pissing Palin off.
Hmm, perhaps I ought to submit a script?
Gosh Tina is so darn cute !!! How in the world is she ever going to puff up and age her face to look like $carah?
ReplyDeleteI would like to see Fey wearing the return to Fox outfit with multiple wigs layered on her head. Or a phoning in from an outdoor desert pool that she just got back from moose hunting:)
DeleteAnd speaking of foul, lame and disgusting human beings...any woman who takes this joker up on his 'offer' should turn in her 'decent human being card' forever.
ReplyDeleteAustin man needs girlfriend — no fatties, sluts or North Austinites need apply
First, NO FATTIES! Well, no one who weighs more than 130 lbs.
I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl. I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considered overweight, they should be fine. Being overweight is a total deal breaker with me.
So put down that cheeseburger already and call this dude.
Second, NO SLUTS!
I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.
You know, it's about time all of us sluts got called out on our sluttiness.
Third, NO BLACK GIRLS! OR WHITE GIRLS WHO HAVE SLEPT WITH BLACK MEN!
I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.
But don't worry; he's not racist. In fact, he says he gets along better with black guys!
He also has very strong opinions about what childbirth does to woman's body:
I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a woman's body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.
Preach it, brother.
He also hates tattoos (no wonder he's having a hard time dating in Austin), thinks East Austin is just "poverty stricken, ghetto people crime infested neighborhoods" (read: has black people and people with tattoos) and hates North Austin (he thinks it's lame) and breast implants. But he does like kissing.
You can also peruse his "Photos of Famous Friends," but the only really recognizable one is Jesco White from Dancing Outlaw and The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. The rest are just pictures of Ross dressed in a Sgt. Pepper's jacket and standing awkwardly next to people.
He also loves Alex Jones, thinks 9/11 was an inside job and adores the movie Sleepless in Seattle. So there it is, ladies. Make sure you reference this article when you apply, so we get that $1,500.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/24/sleepless-in-austin-thin-girlfriend_n_3984384.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
I can't believe he's still single, must be that Alex Jones infatuation.
DeleteLet's fix him up with Gina Ms avatar
DeleteOh this guy is such a racist creep:
Delete...But when it got around to his “no blacks” and “no white girls who have ever slept with blacks” rules, things got way more awkward. Rose kept defending himself by saying a man’s sexual preference does not make him a racist, which would have been fine on its own, but then he went and said this.
“I find black people, they visually look disgusting to me, I mean, they look like, you know, monkeys or gorilla or an animal, you know, that’s disgusting, it’s like bestiality.”
Becker loudly gasped, and cut him off before he could go any further.
And you’re not going to believe the one thing he touts to prove he’s not a racist. Also, give some credit to Becker here for being far calmer and more restrained than the rest of us would have been.
Watch the interview here, via HuffPost Live:
http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-makes-site-offering-money-for-a-thin-white-girlfriend-cut-off-during-trainwreck-huffpo-interview/
12:40 PM Gina M's Avatar is Rebecca Mansour who works for Sarah Palin. The Laugh is on you, BWAHAHAHAHA.
DeleteDid anyone forward this to you know who? He's paying good money!
DeleteIM: You should send that suggestion off to Tina Fey immediately - a puppet w/strings attached to the Palin mouth that blend into a Heritage Foundation sign! Would be priceless!
ReplyDeleteNaww Gryphen....Everybody knows that Baldy is more like a former high priced call girl who's drug habit has reduced her to stripping in a seedy bar!
ReplyDeleteNo way has Baldy allowed herself to be controlled by puppet strings! I'm thinking that SNL will use the interview of Baldy and Cavuto where she was waving her shit stained draws around!
SNL loves props (Paul Ryan during the debates and drinking out of bottles of water that kept getting bigger and bigger was hilarious!).
Baldy is going to HATE this! She HATES to be laughed at...the stupid bitch really believes that she is a legitimate politician worth listening to....the many voices in her head tell her so dontchaknow! LOL!!!
Either way...SNL is going to tear her ASS up! And I can't wait! LOL!!!
Oh you KNOW they'll do the underwear if they can write quick! She's so damn stupid/narcisstic that she'll take it as a shit-stained badge of honor, Gina.
DeleteBut, then again, judging by your avatar, you're such an ugly, obese, bespectacled LOSER in dire need of self-improvement, what would YOU know about it?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous11:28 AM
DeleteOh shit...you just reminded me...Ya think SNL knows about RAM?? Who would play her? Ooooh....I know....Bobby Monihan!!
He's the fat...white guy who played the hell out of Snookie and he's does the wonderful "Drunk Uncle"!
Yeah I could see him with the RAM hook nose...wearing that white outfit with the scarf...the one she had on when she showed up after talking shit about Beefy the Tramp in Iowa for the release of "The UnDependable" or whatever the fuck that shit was called!
He/she could be lurking in the background of Baldy's/Tina's interview in front of the roaring fireplace...but then you see RAM/Bobby hiding in the weeds...moving the flag out the way...trying not to knock down the globe wearing that pitiful smile!
Now who wouldn't want to see that!
LMAO!!!
Clearly, 11:28, you are not a regular reader of IM.
DeleteAs has been pointed out ad nauseum, Gina's avatar is an untouched photo image of Rebecca Mansour, long-time Palin aide. RM is reported to have founded the Conservatives4Palin website; and to continue to be employed by SarahPAC to this day...there has been speculation over the years that RM's appearance is one of the attributes Ms Palin enjoys...much in the same way as a 'mean' girl at the top of a high-school pecking order has a rather plain looking BFF.
Yep Gina snl will make her into a more lying insufferable wash up old tart. It will be funny as hell and the damn truth.
DeleteShe writes herself.
She can't shake the snl Russia thing which is more factual than what she'd said about Russia.
She is a national joke.
@11:28,
DeleteIf you are laughing at GinaM's avatar then the joke's on you! I will let you try and figure out why.
To 12:44--- that person was joking!!!
Delete11:28 AM Must be that Tami/ Palinbot who does not know that Gina's Avatar is Sarah's and Bristol's Speech writer and Internet Troll. Go ahead, Slug, insult Sarah's Consultant. You are an uninformed fool.
Delete11:28 here -- HUGE GinaM fan! Just saving the ignorant trolls the time putting two words together, let alone a sentence, on their keyboards to trash Gina.
DeleteSome STILL don't know RAM when they see her, berate an avatar, yet hang on every word that she puts in the twat waffle's mouth on Facebook. It's hysterical!
Rock ON, Gina!
Oh SNAP...I just got back to this thread! I thought everyone could tell that 11:28 was one of US! The correct grammar and spelling should have been the tip off...plus Baldy's Bots would NEVER trash Baldy....NEVER!
DeleteThose nuts would drink Baldy's piss filled toilet water before insulting their retarded queen! LOL!!
And as far as 11:28/2:09PM....play on playa! LOL!!!
PS...O/T but I just have to ask? Does anyone else watch Nashville? I LOVE that show...the music is phenonmenal and yes...I do love some good sounding country music! Last night was the season premiere and was off the heezy! So there goes another stereo type out the window! LMAO!!!
Honestly I don't believe that "she really believes that she is a legitimate politician worth listening to." Sarah KNOWS she's a fake. She's playing a game - an attention game that brings in money. She knows her intellectuality is low on the IQ scale. Kinda like her fake bus tour and punking Piper into believing it was a "family vacation". Sarah Palin KNOWS she's promoting lies and thus her glee. Grifting is #1 in that family. She KNOWS she is no such politician but a sheister selling snake oil. THAT is her "gift" from god.
DeleteIf I may offer a suggestion, it might be easier to do make-up lines (a la a ventriloquist's dummy) and have another cast member sitting rather closely with an arm the back of her jacket.
ReplyDeleteI hope they do a good job portraying her craziness!! Other wise jusr more fuel for scarahs fire in her gross belly.
ReplyDeleteA trip down memory lane: In 2008, towards the end of the presidential campaign, Tina was a guest on the David Letterman show. Dave asked Tina bout her imitations of Sarah Palin. Tina said, "After the election. I so do not want to be playing that woman ever again." In case the audience didn't know what Tina was saying she repeated it in such as way that we understand that it wasn't Tina who didn't want to play that part-- she didn't want Palin anywhere in office, period.
ReplyDeleteAnd, in case anyone forgot Tina's last skit when she imitated Palin, John and Cindy McCain were guests on SNL. The three of them (John, Cindy and Tina were selling stuff on a mythical shopping network. Tina-as-Sarah turned to the camera and said, "Shhhhh,I'm gonna go rogue now. I don't want anyone to know until after the election...." She was selling Palin 2012 t-shirts, but you couldn't wear them until the election was over. What happened, Sarah? Why didn't you run when you had a chance?
Gallup:
ReplyDeleteFewer Americans now describe themselves as supporters of the Tea Party movement than did at the height of the movement in 2010, or even at the start of 2012.
Today's 22% support nearly matches the record low found two years ago.
"This is the clearest indication yet that Palin has successfully inserted herself back into the nation's consciousness. Her infrequent appearances on Fox only garnered an occasional ridiculing from blogs and a bored MSNBC host, but lately she has been impossible to ignore."
ReplyDeleteYou may be giving her to much credit. Certainly she has been prattling like crazy (so to speak) on her facebook page, and there was the NRO article. But she isn't really appearing any place that she hasn't already been recently. It's not as though she is front and center in prime time on Fox. She is still relegated to off hours and obscure shows. Her spewings may appear in Huffpo, but they are certainly not the headline banners and top of the page large photos that she had years ago. Her being noisier lately does not necessarily translate into people paying attention to her.
Her recent increased volume of squawks happens to coincide with SNL's new season premier and its host, Tina Fey. What was Tina's last big appearance on SNL? Doing the award-winning Palin impression in 2008. So of course, that is what SNL will showcase. She has been much busier with 30 Rock in the intervening years.
I agree with you Nefer.
DeleteGryphen maybe you should do a post as well about Sarah insisting that her staffers wash her panties!! I'm not telling you what do do. Just saying Malia's post REALLY pissed off the trolls! Wow!! One of them (Sarah? rAm?) is furious!!
DeleteCan you ever in a million years imagine asking assistants to wash your panties and refusing to let maids do it. Was that to put those staffers in their place? Crazy!! I still can't believe this one!
And it's a hoot when granny sarah doesn't let things go. She never ever does!
Imagine what an SNL skit this could be?! You definitely should submit a script or many! If not this, there is a lot of material. Remember that crazy SNL skit with the real Sarah and the dancing animals and a pregnant Amy Poehler? Hysterical!! Sarah was playing along making that silly flat lipped smirk she makes while the world laughed AT her.
If SNL does a skit mocking her panties flag, you know the stupid bitch is going to double down on it. Looking forward to all her followers (palindrones) posting photos waving their not-so-tiddy-whities to be just like their queen.
DeleteThe kiss of death due to - guess who???? - Sarah Palin!!!
ReplyDeleteI've said it before. Muthee didn't pray the witch out of her but FURTHER into her. There IS such a thing as the Sarah Palin curse. Sit back, make popcorn, observe.
DeleteHey, Sarah, you dumb ass! Think of all the hate, anger and lies you've spread about our wonderful President Obama and his health care plan...not one damned bit of it is working!
ReplyDeleteMay you get sick as hell and require the insurance you unrightfully have from the State of Alaska for being their quitter governor! Hell awaits you!
I DON'T want to see Tina Fey reprieve the 2008 dumb-as-a-rock VP nominee Sarah Palin as the silly flag-waving idiot we saw on 'Nil's' show a few days ago.
ReplyDeleteCan Fey impersonate the effing nasty, lying sociopath that is the real Palin? Anything less than that would be a disservice to the public.
it appears those guys sarah pals around with, newt and allen west, have both found themselves in a pickle...
ReplyDeleteRansom:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJue-vRrPfA
If she's a sock puppet for the Heritage foundation, there'd be no need for strings. But I wouldn't want harm to come to Tina Fey, so the string version is fine.
ReplyDeleteThe real deal IS literally and figuratively a sock puppet.
And I hope Tina Fey DOES an updated version of "Madame" Palin. Sarah needs a shiny object to confuse and confound herself. Her credibility is in the gutter and going south fast.
He was great, and he's just getting warmed up. Brilliant man! He left Baldy and Cruze use up whatever oxygen they had left, then unleashed the truth and left them all in the dust.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Bristol called Tina Fey an "airhead?"
ReplyDeleteTina Fey, who was the first female head writer of SNL, who wrote the screen play for the runaway hit Mean Girls and who had another runaway hit with 30 Rock.
Tina Fey, who has been with her husband for nearly 20 years and who has two lovely daughters.
Tina Fey, who didn't lose her virginity until she was 24 year old.
Tina Fey, who is arguably the most successful female producer and writer in television.
Bristol Palin (Bristol freakin' Palin!) called Tina Fey an "airhead."
Borderline Retard Bristol Palin is not aware of what she says.
DeleteOnly mommy & Nancy are aware of what Bristol "says". Bristol has no clue what they are saying she "says" but goes along with it. Bristol sold out a long time ago when she retracted "abstinence is unrealistic" and let mommy run her life. Poor Tripp. Glad he has Levi & Sunny.
DeleteHonestly I don't think Sarah Palin has come back with a "vengeance" in any way shape or form. She's as hateful as always if you mean vengeance in that way. If you mean she's comeback into the news cycle with a "vengeance" well that hasn't really happened either. She's still just a clown. A story about her flares up for a day or two and then quickly fades. The general population doesn't even pay attention. Her schtick is always the same - petty jealousy and no ideas or plans. America is bored with her.
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