Apparently having used up her contractually agreed upon time on Fox News this week, Sarah Palin fires up the ghostwriter and heads on over to Facebook.

Courtesy of Wasilla's very own black hole of despair:  

I don’t believe America has ever seen such a thing. The leader of the free world just followed Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s honest, visionary, and serious U.N. speech (Does she mean the one where Netanyahu said that Iran is a bunch of liars and that Israel doesn't need the United States to blow their asses to hell if they even suspect that the Iranians are working on nuclear weapons? That speech?) with a speech of his own in the Rose Garden. More like it, President Obama just recorded essentially an infomercial on the disastrous Obamacare rollout. In a speech full of unserious claims and low-level false accusations against those who disagree with his liberal, unworkable policies, this president engaged in doublespeak without even blinking. It was unreal. (Of course all things perfectly real are unreal to those that do not understand reality. Did I lose anybody there?

Obama just proclaimed all our predictions about Obamacare were wrong. The economy is doing great, he claimed, though he dare not direct that to the millions of people who are being kicked to part-time employment, to bankrupt cities, to shuttered Main Street businesses, and to conscientious taxpayers suffocating under a $17 trillion debt. (NONE of that is even remotely true!)

Obama just claimed for the umpteenth time there will be no health care rationing (aka “death panels”), but apparently Howard Dean, Paul Krugman, and Obama’s own former director of Medicare and Medicaid (and anyone who read the IPAB section of the monstrous bill) didn’t get the memo on that one. (Seriously? Death panels again? Does this crazy bitch not know ANY other tunes? Just in case there are any of you who "did not get the memo" this might straighten things out for you.)

Obama just claimed that the last government “shutdown” in 1996 hurt the economy, when in fact he knows the stock market boomed. (That is propaganda from the Daily Caller.)I guess he thinks he can furlough reality too. He’s also claiming that he cut deficits in half. In what alternate universe? And if that’s the case, then why does he insist on yet another enormous debt ceiling increase? 

The White House is now condescendingly comparing Obamacare’s numerous “glitches” to Apple software updates. The difference is we can CHOOSE to buy Apple products; no one forces us. (Who is this "us" she keeps referring to? Her entire family gets free healthcare from ANMC. Which is single payer, government funded health care by the way.) And Obviously the comparison is ridiculously unserious as we find out the harsh, life-changing punishments this new arm of the IRS will hit us with if we don’t buy Obama’s forced product. (Life changing punishments? The penalty is $95.00, whose life is changed due to ninety five dollars? And then imagine the possible life changing benefits with access to affordable health care.)

Among so many other distorted things, Obama just declared that “Obamacare is open for business” – well, aside from all the “glitches” I guess. His infomercial sent people to broken websites and a hotline that seems permanently on hold. (Which is due to the incredible number of people trying to call in all at once, on this its first day of operation. Does not seem like a long term "glitch" to me.) And this same bureaucracy will now be in charge of our health care, which is 1/6th of our economy. Nah, surely nothing could go wrong with that. (Actually things are going better than expected.)

The majority of Americans are against Obamacare despite all of the rhetoric fed into Obama’s teleprompter. (Ah, a teleprompter shot. She really is bringing out the oldies isn't she?) And amazingly, of course, Obama blamed fiscal conservatives and tea party patriots for the problems and even for this partial government shut down that he and Harry Reid drove. (I always wonder what would happen if Palin had to speak something that was true. Do you think she would melt away like the witch in the Wizard of Oz or would her head explode like that guy from Scanners?) He declared he would NOT negotiate a solution with them, but then in the next breath he said he’s open to hearing from anyone with a better idea. Doublespeak. 

Bottom line, sadly our president passes the buck and cries that he has no responsibility in all of this. He acted as if he, the leader, didn’t have any responsibility to pass a budget either – even during his first two years in office when he enjoyed total Democrat control of Congress and the White House. (That last part is a common lie told by Conservatives. The President only had control of both houses twice, and those were both quite short. Of course those are nothing more than facts and we KNOW how Palin feels about those.)

 What a difference in leadership style and substance we witnessed today on U.S. soil. The two speeches said it all. A Warrior unifying his nation and their allies, and a Community Organizer un-organizing and dividing his own. (Or more accurately the difference between a warmonger and a man desperately trying to keep America out of another conflict and keep our military home with their families.)

- Sarah Palin

You ever hear an annoying sound over and over until you think you might go insane?  Well if you spent any time on this blog today you certainly have now.

I cannot help but notice the aroma of desperation that seems to waft off of these articles, interviews, and Facebook posts. Almost as if with every one she sees the sand running though the hourglass of her relevance, and realizes that after Obamacare is widely accepted that she will forever be the face of "death panels" and Affordable Care Act misinformation.

And it could not happen to a more deserving puppet.