Tuesday, November 05, 2013

In anticipation of her upcoming Christmas book sales Sarah Palin attaches herself to months old Florida textbook "controversy" concerning teaching about the Islamic influence on history.

Palin at last year's Faith and Freedom Coalition
Courtesy of the Tundra Textbook critic's Facebook page:

The politically correct now consider it "Un-American" to protest relegating Christian faith & diversity to the back-burner! Are you ready to stand for faith and freedom, America?! More on this topic to come as I'm looking forward to speaking to the Faith & Freedom Coalition in Iowa this Saturday and launching the tour for my new book coming out next week! It's time to STAND UP, America, and declare good tidings & great joy! It's to our nation's detriment if we shy away from this battle & let the PC police win!

Pimping an upcoming appearance with the Religious Right, flavor it with a little Islamophobia, and post it a week before her new book comes out.

Political pole dancing, pandering, and pimping all in one simple ghostwritten post. So perfectly Palin.

And as can be expected she is completely in the wrong.

Palin links up to an article over at the Daily Caller, reporting on some outrage expressed by Florida parents over a World History book that teaches students about Islamic influences on the world.

Here is how the Daily Caller describes the chapter: 

The textbook, called simply “World History,” contains a 32-page chapter fondly devoted to “Muslim Civilizations.” Sections include descriptions of the Koran, the growth of the Muslim empire and the Five Pillars of Islam. 

"Fondly devoted." Really evenhanded reporting don't you think?

But here's the thing, even though there is a protest planned for Tuesday, this is an issue that is months old and which the textbook creators have already addressed.

Here was their response from back in August:

We’ve recently heard concerns about a Pearson high school textbook used in Brevard County, Florida, entitled Florida World History. Some have claimed that this text, used in a 10th grade course, is biased towards Islam at the expense of Judaism and Christianity. We’d like to set the record straight. 

In Florida, as in other states, Pearson creates custom course materials that align to the state’s specific curriculum standards. Florida’s standards split the world history curriculum into two years of study, in grades 6 and 10. The state’s standards require the sixth grade curriculum start with early civilizations and continue through to the fall of Rome (476 A.D.). In the 10th grade, the state’s high school curriculum begins with the Byzantines (330 A.D.), proceeds to the Early Middle Ages in Europe (500 A.D.) and continues to the present day. 

The Florida edition of the Pearson high school World History text aligns to the state’s standards, which require that the high school course includes content on the origins of Islam, while the middle school text details the earlier origins of Judaism and Christianity. The Florida Department of Education approved the Pearson World History programs for adoption and validated that the content in our programs meets the requirements and educational goals of the state.

Hmm, well so much for "fondly devoted." Gee it sounds so much less like somebody is marginalizing Christianity in favor of Islam when it is not written by an Islamophobic douchbag don't you think?

You know it really IS possible for religions to live in harmony with one another. It has been happening in many places, including America, for many, many years.

And it would be nice if people would work to help keep it that way, you know until they finally fade away into the mists of  history and join with other barely remembered mythologies.

But hey I guess it doesn't help to sell a book on the war against Christmas and Christianity if you cannot identify the troops gathered on the other side of the battlefield. And really, does it matter if innocent people are caught in the crossfire?

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  1. Sarah Palin begins book tour next week

    "Similar to previous Palin book tours, she will skip New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago and other major metropolitan areas. Stops include military posts in Fort Campbell, Ky., and Fort Benning, Ga.; a Costco in Plano, Texas; and a Wal-Mart in Wausau, Wis."

    http://news.yahoo.com/sarah-palin-begins-book-tour-next-week-224155002.html

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    1. Anonymous3:03 PM

      Wausau, WI???

      http://www.waow.com/story/23729098/2013/10/18/outside-probe-sought-in-wausau-christmas-song-furor

      http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/category/location/wi/

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    2. Anonymous3:13 PM

      The tour is spread out for 26 days...

      Publisher HarperCollins announced Tuesday that Palin's tour will begin Nov. 12 at a Barnes & Noble in Bethlehem, Pa., and end Dec. 7 at a Barnes & Noble in Roanoke, Va.

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Awwwww,,,,,,,the Virgin Mary starts in Bethlehem.
      Pardon me while I PUKE.

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    4. Sally in MI3:51 PM

      Gee, on the BN webiste, Sarah's book isn;t even among the spotloghted 'new releases,' nor is it in the Top 100. Wonder if the crowds will be like Brissy's...non-existent? Maybe this will be the last Palin book tour ever. And wouldn't that be nice?

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    5. Anonymous6:59 PM

      WTF have these towns done to deserve this idiot doing a fly-by on her broom?

      Is she doing a signing event in Alaska? I'm sure the folks up there are just clamoring to get an autographed book written by Baldy's ghostwriter.

      This "tour" is a joke already. I can't wait to not buy this book.

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    6. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Wore Sore, Wisconsin

      I guess after Sarah and Beefy sold 6 books in half a day in Mall of America, they'll be expecting stampedes in smaller towns. What an insult to these folks... like they "don't get out much to see *real celebrities* or some kind of lame-brained planning by Sarah's *handlers*.

      Watch for the same *enthusiastic fans* at multiple signings. They will have to bring buses of her worshipers on the tour to pretend she's a big fucking deal. They can "gussy up" the turd but she will still smell like a turd and look like a turd with fake tits and big fake hair. PeeeYewww!!!

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    7. Anita Winecooler7:43 PM

      Waco Texas? Wonder if she'll visit the David Koresh site to use as a backdrop?

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    8. Anonymous8:41 PM

      HEY YOU PUTRID FESTERING SKANK, WHY AREN'T YOU PROMOTING THAT WASTE OF TREES HERE IN AK ?!?

      COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT FRAUD,
      FUK OFF AND DIE ALREADY !!

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    9. Anonymous9:22 PM

      makes it tempting to road trip to waUSAu just to taunt the turd
      any one in 'sconny up for a good night of drinking then off to a books signing??????

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    10. Anonymous9:36 PM

      I wonder why Sarah fears the major cities? Oh eight because she's afraid an educated liberal will ask her about Todd the pimp or the origins of trig

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    11. Anonymous4:08 AM

      Too many Libruls practicing their free speech in major cities. Sarah can only play small ball, and she still sucks in a little league sized venue.

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    12. Anonymous5:15 AM

      There is no B&N in Bethlehem ,PA Sarah. There ARE three in the Lehigh Valley - Easton, Center Valley and Whitehall. None in Bethlehem proper.
      Loser!
      OOPS!

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  2. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Well, when you have rightwingnuts claiming that God obviously loves Americans the best, because He wrote the Bible in English, we have to expect the same lunacy with regard to schoolbooks.

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    1. Anonymous3:00 PM

      My office has a collection of pretty pictures that people can download for their computer's backgrounds. One imbecile threw a pants-soiling temper tantrum because there weren't ENOUGH Christian images for him in December--there were 7 of the Nativity and other Christ-centered scenes, and 2 of Hanukkah. His widdle fee-fees were SO HUWWWWWT and he DEMANDED satisfaction.

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    2. Anonymous2:21 PM

      She didn't really say that about the writing of the Bible, did she? Say it isn't so!

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  3. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Name ONE way you emulate Christ, Esther. ONE.
    I'm waiting......

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    1. Anonymous8:47 PM

      I am sure she would never be able to come up with even one (being honest - which she cannot do) -- but, even more sure, she will not know/understand the word 'emulate'. That is too many syllables and vowels LOL

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  4. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Political pole dancing, pandering, and pimping in NC starting Thursday.

    "It's a big event that Daddy's turning 95....." (61 year old son says about his 95 year old father.)

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/sarah-palin-donald-trump-to-attend-billy-grahams-95th-birthday-celebrations-107968/

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Did you read the comments? The good Christians aren't too happy about the vermin trump and palin slithering in on the celebration. and franklin calling his father "daddy"? that makes me puke, franklin graham is as big of a shyster as sarah.

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    2. Anonymous3:22 PM

      Billy Graham can't see, can't hear, and hardly leaves his bed. The pee puddle was all wee-wee'd up earlier about "oh, wouldn't you LOVE to be with at the joint prayer meeting with Billy, Franklin, and Sarah?" Good GAWD, those people are stupid.

      Donald TRUMP? That right there shows you just how contrived this gala is.

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    3. Anonymous3:29 PM

      I'm sure the Graham "family" is aware of (down to the last dollar) how many million$ they could reap if the old geezer could last until 100. Clearly he will not, so they've got to exploit him while they can.

      I would be shocked if Sarah Palin wasn't in on that fundraising birthday action.

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    4. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Of course they are, 3:29 PM!

      When I was growing up, my Dad was a huge Billy Graham fan and we dutifully watched his crusades on the ol' B&W tube television with rabbit ears. I have always considered BILLY'S motives pure in heart. FRANKLIN? Oh good GAWD no.

      After Ruth died and Billy's health began to deteriorate, off he went. Check his financial disclosures, you'll find out just how pure his motives are for the "cause." Same for Esther and her Book.

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    5. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Here is a GOOD one(comment from article)Billy Graham: "If there is a god, Billy Graham will be called to heaven BEFORE the likes of Trump and Palin have a chance to sully this event with their presence. I can't imagine that someone with Billy Graham's grace and integrity would invite anyone like them. This smacks of Franklin Graham."

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    6. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Franklin Graham is a snake in the grass. Remember Haiti? "Samaritan's Purse" is code for his bank account.

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    7. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Too bad you're not aware that Billy Graham is a bigot, 3:55. Not to mention which, he raised Franklin Graham.

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    8. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Well there goes the DD boobs and hooker pumps! Gotta dress like that God-fearin' Christian, right Esther?

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  5. Leland2:50 PM

    The disgusting thing about her and this subject is that when it all explodes in people's faces she will stand there and say, "Don't blame me! I didn't push for a religious war!"

    Kind of like her blaming others for the crosshairs on the maps, right?

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      She all but lit the fuse, Leland!

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    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      Those weren't crosshairs. They were surveyors' marks. And teaching kids about Islam isn't wrong. There was a time, from 711 on, when Islam swept across the world, from SE Asia, across the north coast of Africa and across Spain and Portugal. If Palin bothered to read that history book that she is condemning, she might learn something about a time, from 711 to 1492, 700 years of a Golden Age in Spain when Jews, Muslims and Catholics lived together in relative peace, inspiring great discoveries in science, math, medicine, astronomy, art, architecture, agriculture and more. When Ferdinand and Isabella threw out the Jews and Muslims in 1492, the farms suffered because the Muslims had invented the irrigation system.

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    3. Sally in MI3:53 PM

      And next you'll tell us that George Washington Carver was black and invented peanut butter!

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    4. Anonymous4:40 PM

      Well there you go, 3:23 PM, she'll never step foot in a 7-11 again! Named after the Islam uprising, yes it were!

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    5. Anonymous5:02 PM

      @4:40, LOL!!

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    6. Anonymous5:04 PM

      Anonymous3:23 PM
      "Those weren't crosshairs. They were surveyors' marks"
      Oh yeah right tell that to the Zodiac killer!
      Screech is a Kocksucker...and guess what? the Kocks are going to be investigated by the IRS and I'm sure whomever they pay to spew their crap including HER!
      http://bit.ly/17L1mUh

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    7. Anita Winecooler7:37 PM

      4:40

      The owners would say "No Big Gulp For YOU"!!

      Your comment is actually ironic, Sarah's "iconic" liberty pose caused tens of idiots to buy big gulps. Wonder if she'd "get" the irony?

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    8. Anonymous4:14 AM

      The Fountain Drink Nazi. Sarah has Kramer's hairstyle.

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  6. Anonymous2:50 PM

    She's more of a 'chicken' than a 'grizzly mama' she stays away from the big cities because she knows she's unpopular there and is afraid of a confrontation or being called an 'idiot' like she was in D.C.

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      Nobody wants to know about her in the big cities. She has already helped herself to the coffers of every large RWNJ organization in the country.

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    2. Anonymous4:16 AM

      She's like Chicken Little with a turkey neck, porn-star-like fake titties and her Dolly-do mega-bobble head wig.

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  7. Anonymous3:05 PM

    How come Sarah Palin doesn't have any book signing appearances in her beloved Alaska? I thought you guys love Sarah in Alaska?

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    1. Anonymous4:24 PM

      Ha, winter's coming, she won't show her face up here until spring breakup; the Frontier Fuck-Up isn't tough enough to handle our winters any longer.

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    2. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Thrown raw eggs stick to the skin in freezing temperatures? Just a guess.

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    3. Anonymous8:05 PM

      She hasn’t made a peep in Alaska regarding this book. I can bet with assurance she won’t be showing up in Anchorage. Alaskans are done with her.

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    4. Anonymous8:10 PM

      3:05...We Alaskans are the ones who drove her out of Alaska, and thank the ptb for it!

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    5. Anonymous8:56 PM

      She knows the majority in Alaska can no longer stand her. When she visits Wasilla, she rarely even comes out of her house for crying out loud!

      She's knows full well that she would be verbally accosted if she showed up selling her non Christian idiotic book.....oh, but it would be fun to ridicule her!!!!

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    6. Anonymous9:07 PM

      Nope...she is hated here in Alaska.

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  8. Anonymous3:13 PM

    To quote an honorable US Veteran, "sarah, you're an idiot"

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  9. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Sarah thinks that there is a war on Christmas and a war on Christianity, too. “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas”, Palin’s latest book, comes out Nov. 12, three days after her Iowa speech. “I tell you how to fight back against those politically correct Scrooges who seem to hate not just a beautiful holiday, but an entire faith,” she said in a post touting her book." http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/politicsnow/la-pn-sarah-palin-campaign-iowa-20131014,0,1508253.story#axzz2joLGXlp3

    (Excuse me, Rand, see, I put the quote in quotation marks, and provided a link. It's so easy to do). As for Sarah, there is no war on Christmas and there is no war on Christianity. Sarah Palin is a professional victim, and she plays that role very well. Even better, she is able to con some other religious people into believing that they are under attack, be afraid, be very afraid.

    There is no war on Christianity. There IS a separation between the State and the Church. If that's a war to Sarah, she's picking a false war, making something up, it's a straw man, something put out there to rile people up and scare them. And, she is playing to a very narrow group of religious fanatics. They are so easy for her to fool.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:32 PM

      Well, more of a squirmish than an all out war. Nothing conveys the true meaning and warmth of the holiday as "WAR".

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    2. Anonymous5:45 AM

      The so-called "War on Christmas" was invented by Fox News. How can a "war" be a "war" with only one side fighting? And it's sole purpose was to lure watchers to the Fox version of the evening news.
      Beaglemom

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  10. Anonymous3:22 PM

    As always, the funniest thing is that Sarah Palin is no more Christian than you are, Gryph. And it looks like the well of Christianist grifting is running just about as dry as the rest of her.

    If the only gigs she can get these days are (1) stupid books that her PAC has to buy for sales figures; (2) screeches at one of the thousands of local Right-wing groups designed for nothing more than to transfer money to the pockets of folk like Sarah, and (3) offensively huge celebrity birthday bashes that the guest of honor won't be attending ..... then Sarah is o-v-e-r. They could put her on Fox every day of the week and she would still be over.

    Sarah Palin's sphere of influence continues to shrink. Visibly.

    And now even Levi Johnston is fighting back against the Palin evil. I suspect that many people have offered to help with legal fees should he need it.

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    1. Anonymous5:01 PM

      I can't wait to see the photos of Sarah and family as they went off to midnight mass, starting with the young babes in arms, throughout the years, bringing Trig and Tripp to church. What, you say, there aren't any photos like that in Sarah's book? Couldn't they photoshop one of them going to church? Is someone in Wasilla preventing Sarah from worshiping Christ?

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    2. Anita Winecooler7:29 PM

      Can't wait for the OUTRAGE at whatever the President chooses for the official Holiday Card. We all know she MUST "Go there".

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    3. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Damn, I'm actually going to be eager to shop at Costco (always spend too much money!) and make a special trip to the book section and turn over as many as I can of her new book!!!!! Suggest everyone do it!

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    4. Anonymous5:21 AM

      You got it 8:53
      Also I am going to one of the book signings.
      See ya soon Sarah. I'll have a Tri-G gothcha question or 2 or 10 for ya!!

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  11. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Political pole dancing, pandering, and pimping all in one simple ghostwritten post. So perfectly Palin.

    so true

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  12. psst....
    No one tell her that American money has Arabic Numerals printed all over it.

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    1. AND the zero AND positional notation

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    2. let's see; which is progress?

      88 or LXXXVIII

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    3. Sally in MI3:55 PM

      Oh no. And Arabic letters too! And isn't that an Egyptian
      pyramid? Who took baby Jesus off our money?

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  13. Anonymous3:37 PM

    @3:17, well said. And if she's thinking of the carole, although there may be rights to be paid, it's, '...and good tidings of comfort and joy.' The English version uses 'great tidings of comfort and joy.' She disgusts me in every way.

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    1. Anonymous4:58 PM

      Sounds like a Randy Pauly "borrowing" of a well know phrase.

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  14. Anonymous3:43 PM

    "relegating christian faith and diversity" ???? Isn't that an oxymoron if there ever was one. What diversity is she speaking of when Christianity is the only acceptable religion or spiritual outlook for Americans.

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    1. Sally in MI3:57 PM

      Yup. Those of us who choose "Happy Holidays" actually respect other people's um...'diversity.' We can wear our crosses and our tacky Nativity sweatshirts, but we respect that many people in America are NOT Christian. So what? The only war here is the one Sarah is trying to start. Have fun, honey. If you get called " idiot" at your first two stops, maybe you'll suddenly get the flu and cancel.

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    2. Anonymous5:01 PM

      It will be just like the last ones, Sally. If you don't genuflect, out on your ear!

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    3. Anonymous8:51 PM

      3:57 Or, someone might trip her and she'll break her hip and be hospital bound and on crutches for a long, long time - not able to continue the book thingy!

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  15. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Something the racist Governor Palin never did...

    AK-Sen: Mark Begich (D) Calls On Congress To Protect Alaska Native Children

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/11/05/1253333/-AK-Sen-Mark-Begich-D-Calls-On-Congress-To-Protect-Alaska-Native-Children

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    1. Anonymous4:37 PM

      $arah, Christ Emulator: "That @ssclown!"

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  16. Anonymous4:36 PM

    Hey Palin kids. Hurry up with the Mommie Dearest books.
    I am not getting any younger !

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    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      Can you IMAGINE how it would be to have that thing as a mother?

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    2. Anonymous6:42 PM

      5:10 PM How did her kids turn out? Sarah Palin is a Failure as a Mother and a Pimp's wife.

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    3. Anita Winecooler7:22 PM

      My money's on the female child that isn't Bristol or Piper.

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    4. Anonymous8:12 PM

      4:36 - DITTO!

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  17. Anonymous5:04 PM

    I think that finger is photo shopped. Her finger can't be that long. And at that angle, it is vaguely similar to an erect male organ. Is this subliminal advertising?

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    1. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Honestly, my mind read fecalition.com at first glance.

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  18. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Sarah's Facebook:
    Tomorrow we will announce the details of our upcoming "Good Tidings and Great Joy" book tour scheduled to start November 12th in the beautifully named Bethlehem, PA. This book is not about isolated trivialities. It's not really just about gingerbread cookies, or stockings hung by the chimney with care, or the big fat man with the long white beard. It's not about one holiday at all. It's about that little baby wrapped in swaddling clothes who arrived long before hope and change became political manipulations. It's about Christ and our ability to worship Him freely. It's about America, and what liberty truly means in our day-to-day lives. It's an empowering message that can change your life and help rebuild what is GOOD in this world! I am beyond excited to share this unique book with you and your loved ones.

    A couple of important points:
    1. Because of the First Amendment, people are free to worship Christ freely. There is no plot to prevent people from any kind of religious practice.
    2. All right, I'll say that some religions are given a hard time, such as a religion based on taking peyote or or other drugs to realize their heavenly visions. Just praying in you own home or at church is not at risk.
    3. Sarah is starting her book tour in Bethlehem, PA. I hope that you all remember how much Sarah wanted to see the birthplace of Christ, the centerpiece and focus of this important holiday, I mean, religious, patriotic book. Sarah did not visit the Church of the Nativity because it is in Palestinian occupied territory and there is a checkpoint where one is required to show a passport. Some give Palin the polite excuse that she failed to make the necessary arrangements for a diplomatic visit, but she could have gone as an ordinary tourist, just by showing her passport. Such an important visit, the birth place of Christ, and Sarah didn't do her homework and find out that she needed a passport for the visit. Oh, and there might have been an issue about an Israeli car not being able to enter, meaning a mile or so walk to the Church of the Nativity. Christ's birthplace was so important to Sarah that she didn't visit it when she was in Israel.
    4. Sarah promised us photos of Palin Family Christmas and recipes, including oatmeal cookies made with white chocolate and raisins. What, no gingerbread? No Santa? I bet there is a game in there called Eskimo Bingo, or Steal the Bundle, or How Greedy Can You Get?
    5. I think that Palin missed Christ's message. Christ's message was HOPE AND CHANGE! Political manipulations? Honey, there were political manipulations long before Christ was born. His birth was a matter of citizens returning to their hometowns to be counted by the census. The Romans used Christians in political manipulations, and the Christians used the Romans to sell their message, too. Sarah just can't that HOPE AND CHANGE thingy. That WAS Christ's message!

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:19 PM

      Jesus was born in Bethlehem PA? They have some FABULOUS outlets for holiday shopping. All the big name brands at below wholesale prices. There's also a lot of cheap hotels, trailer parks, motels that charge by the hour (if you get my drift) and empty abandoned steel mills. There'a a huge live nativity show and churches that popped up because of the name of the town. It was rife with "Romney" signs...... She knows her audience well!

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    2. Anonymous8:14 PM

      Anonymous 5:25...wonderful post...thank you. I hope that readers of this blog, who live in the cities on Palin's book tour, will report back to the rest of us what they observed at her signings. Please!!!

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    3. Anonymous3:46 AM

      Maybe she does think that Christ was born in Bethlehem PA. For someone who doesn't have a religious bone in her body Sarah Palin sure does make a lot of pseudo-religious noise.
      Beaglemom

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    4. Anonymous5:22 AM

      There is no B&N is BEthlehem PA Sarah you ninny!!
      Easton, WhiteHall and TowneCenter.
      Loser!!!

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  19. Anonymous5:55 PM

    There's one way to handle Sarah Palin's book tour. Show up at her book signing with big signs wishing Sarah "Happy Holidays." See, Sarah, that means Holy Days, and that will include all of the religions that celebrate something at the darkest time of year. They light candles to make the sun burn more brightly, dating back to the days when life depended on a good crop next year-- praying for sunshine and rain. So, the Happy Holy Days include Christmas (hey, that yule log is meant for the sun to burn more brightly, and so are the Christmas candles on the tree), Chanukah, Kwanza, Indian Divali, the Buddhists have something similar, lighting lamps all over the temples when the sun needs to burn more brightly. Happy Holidays, Sarah, celebrate the diversity. No one is preventing you for going to church. In fact, when does Sarah go to church/

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:12 PM

      Gee, sorry about the fire and if you got any undue attention because of little ole' me (wink wink)

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  20. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Demonstrating Toad's member.

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  21. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Bwahahaha!!! That's a penis photoshopped as her finger.

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  22. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Breaking news from the Urinal aka Palin Worshipper site... McAuliffe wins VA Gov race because Palin wasn't invited to endorse Rep candidate and make campaign appearances. LOL!

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    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      Right, just like Lonegan, BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Sarah Palin's endorsement amounts to a pile of Moose Turds.
      None of the Teabaggers wants an endorsement from a Pimp's Ex-wife.

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    2. Anonymous6:58 PM

      "Sarah wins elections!" I swear someday they're going to Jim Jones or Hale-Bopp themselves over her. Bye bye, pee puddle!

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    3. Anonymous5:23 AM

      6:58 lololol!!!

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  23. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Finger? Finger? Oh, damn, I meant to raise the other finger. Which finger means FU? I lost count of my fingers again.

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      That's the one that smells the worst.

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  24. Anita Winecooler7:08 PM

    Simple solution, oh Bald One, don't want Muslims to buy your book? (Like THAT will ever happen, HA!) Wrap them in bacon. She's so delusional if she thinks she's boosting her christian creds by bringing up intolerance for another religion to protect Christmas from being commercialized, she actually ghostwrote a book on the topic.
    The irony is lost on her and her ilk. I'll bet dollars to donuts there'll be another creche kidnapping brouhaha for Sarah to latch onto. It's a tradition to get free advertising for christian owned businesses for YEARS.

    Great Photo, Gryph. The bald fella's tablecloth isn't tied right and she looks as lopsided outside as she is inside.

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  25. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Do think Palin will bring out the "bus" for her book tour? And spend PAC money to have it wrapped? She's trying to recreate her other book tour. Just disgusting. She's trying to start up the "will she, or won't she, run" again.

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  26. Anonymous11:36 PM

    She isn't running for POTUS unless she can get Todd's way distant relatives to harpoon Chris Christie. This calls for more planning than tainting airplane fuel with water or setting a fire or two.

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  27. Anonymous3:44 AM

    What is it that Sarah Palin does not understand about world history? She wants to ignore the very existence of Islam, to ignore the civilization that it produced and she probably also wants to ignore every part of the world that doesn't sing her praises as well. I'm glad that new world history textbooks are giving some space to teaching about Islam - finally. I hope there are also chapters about other major foreign cultures as well. Sarah, please crawl back into your hole in Wasilla. And stay away from Pennsylvania; I have relatives there whom I do not want contaminated by you!
    Beaglemom

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  28. Anonymous3:49 AM

    According to anonymous team of "best-selling co-authors*:

    A Yule Log burning is interesting, but having an entire building engulfed in flamed is totally the bomb, especially for some Fundie Churches which store certain adoption records on-site, homes occupied by nurse who had recent neo-natal experience, property which was referred to as the Mat Maid Warehouse, a building which had stood since the 1930's. What, or better yet, WHO is the common link between each of these three unfortunate incidents? It's interesting that two of the *convenient* and *beneficial* fires occurred within a couple of months following the 2008 Presidential Election, in which Sarah Palin occupied the bottom to the losing ticket, and the Warehouse Building fire for Mat-Maid Dairy occurred as rumors of the known improprieties at Mat-Maid being finally investigated were "heating up". No pun intended.

    It is indeed interesting that for those who have known Sarah Heath all her life, more than one observer noted that the only time he/she had ever heard Sarah Heath Palin utter the words "I'm sorry" was after the arson job at Wasilla Bible Church.

    Could either or both of the Creepy Chuckies be the Friendly Family FireBug whose role as a problem-fixer faciitates frequent fires? Do they have a Frequent-Fyer (sp., appropriately) Card that earns points?

    http://www.adn.com/2012/08/07/2576122/unoccupied-palmer-dairy-warehouse.html

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  29. Anonymous6:24 AM

    In a Huffington Post article here's how a commentator referred to her:
    Sarah Palin (R - Facebook)

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