Sunday, November 24, 2013

The Spartan King of the Teabaggers is rallying the troops to impeach Obama, that is if he can manage to stay on his damn horse.

In perhaps the craziest Teabagger video I have seen in some time, an overweight movie buff struggles to stay mounted on a horse that clearly wants his fat ass off of him, and shouts these words:


"Hello, I'm Leonidas. From the past. I did not die, as you can see, I'm old. I come to save America. Stand your ground. Impeach Obama. God bless the truckers in Washington D.C.. God bless the veterans that are marching in DC. We should all unite together. As a one. As a Spartan, once did! And defended his country with 300 men, and if 300 men can make a difference, so can a millions of Americans. Let's make this right."

After that King "Love handles" of Sparta screams something unintelligible and clumsily rides off camera, only to show up again in bizarrely spliced together footage, accompanied by some truly horrible country music, during which he seems to be constantly at risk of tumbling off his horse and snapping his neck like a twig.

Later there is more yelling about impeaching Obama, and going into battle, during which there is some laughter, dogs barking at him, and at one point I think I heard a rooster.

Then the idiot dismounts, takes off his helmet, and says to the camera:

"We as Spartans have to stand together. We as Americans have to stand together and bow to no dictator or King. That’s what the Revolutionary War was for. Now…let me put my sparking helmet back on…and let’s ride a little more.” 

I don't know about the rest of you but I think the Tea party has found themselves a new leader.

(I swear I laughed so hard at this I almost peed my pants.)

H/T to AATTP

35 comments:

  1. Makes as much sense as anything falling out of Princess Blender Brain's piehole.

    Palin's brain. On a horse.

    All righty, then.

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  2. Anonymous12:47 PM

    I wonder if that redneck that can't ride a horse for shit knows that Spartan soldiers were mostly gay.
    In fact, their best soldiers( like those depicted in the movie 300) were actually married gay men. They figured they wouldn't cut and run leaving their fighting partner alone if they were bonded and loved each other.
    BTW I think he might have been less laughable if he would have covered his 40 lb bloated belly.
    And I hope people like him realize even if they get a million idiots together that our US Military and many US vets would mow them down before the first day was done ( it might take minutes if they ride horseback also too)

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    1. It definitely would only take minutes if they rode horseback like that guy -- inexpertly, like a sack of potatoes with a heavy hand on the reins.

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    2. Balzafiar5:14 PM

      "I wonder if that redneck that can't ride a horse for shit knows that Spartan soldiers were mostly gay."

      You beat me to the punch. That guy definitely needs to read up on the history of Sparta.

      The truth is, with his gut, he couldn't pass muster.

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  3. Anonymous12:48 PM

    BTW I am a Vet and like most vets please do not include us in thei mentally ill man's pipedream.

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  4. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Want to bet he's a pathetic blogger in his pajamas in his mother's basement, wanking off to Sarah Palin interviews? And why is he bein a foreigner to act a patriot? Thank god Obamacare will save his fat ass.

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    1. Sharon1:40 PM

      After careful consideration, I believe your guess is probably right. I hope Gerard Butler watches this to see how this man of incredible stature imitates him. You simply can't make this stuff up....and I agree, even the horse voted for Obama.

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  5. Anonymous1:01 PM

    I of course have no way of knowing, but I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that copious amounts of alcohol were involved in this production. My heart goes out to his horse. May it rest in peace.

    A Fan From Chicago

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  6. Does he know the Spartans were the gay troops?

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    1. There you go destroying this poor teabaggers wet dream of being an American Gladiator by bringing up facts and history. There are some Hercules Movies starring Steve Reeves (the best) in the public domain on the innertubes this man could learn from..at least costume wise..

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    2. Balzafiar5:16 PM

      "...facts and history."

      For that guy, definitely an inconvenient truth.

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  7. WA Skeptic1:14 PM

    Nice moobs, guy. Bye the way, why should the Spartans care about the POTUS???

    And you know that horse was glad to be done.

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  8. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Hello! I am BarbecueLeonidas!

    I am from the KKK Coven of the Man boobs United.

    We pledge our sacred Cheezburger honor to overthrow the Muslim commie negrah in Our White House, and take back the honure of our Cuntry.

    With LIberty and Twinkies for all!

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  9. Anonymous1:26 PM

    POOR HORSIE!!!
    I hope they took him to a chiropractor!!!

    Gotta love how these guys who want to impeach Obama are forever claiming he's a dictator. This makes sense...how exactly???

    Love all the commenters correcting the historical facts about Sparta LOL
    -Oz

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      In the "bagger DICKtionary," dictator = the guy we didn't vote for.

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  10. Anonymous1:26 PM

    Impeachment of the Kenyan Muslim Socialist
    and repeal of the ACA
    Are the two biggest issues for America

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    1. Only for traitorous morons like you.

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    2. Anonymous3:36 PM

      Only for a minor percentage of the insane, IE the tea baggers.

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    3. Anonymous4:05 PM

      1:26 PM Did your parents pay for your Failed Abortion? Were you dropped on your head as a child?

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    4. ReasonablySane6:38 PM

      Wouldn't it be GREAT if we'd have an actual socialist president??!!??
      Too bad we don't.....yet.

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  11. Anonymous1:42 PM

    LOL...what a stupid fuckwit!!!!

    I bet whatever lazily-earned coins he doesn't spend on beer...and spartan uniforms...goes to SarahPAC

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  12. That is just too perfect and too perfectly ridiculous. Pretty darned funny (if you're not the horse).

    Yes, the poor horse!

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  13. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Painful to watch that slob abuse the horse. He was trying to get her to rear by yanking on that harsh bit, she was struggling with his weight. I be the got drunk and grabbed his daughter's horse for the filming. I was waiting for a slip on the pavement and one hellacious road rash. Too bad.

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  14. Anonymous2:13 PM

    What a weird combination of disgusting funny and stupid.I kept waiting for the horse to bite one of his tits off.Keep 'em comin Gryph.

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  15. Beldar Xerxes Conehead2:27 PM

    Jeez, Gryphen, do you HAVE to overdramatize EVERYTHING??

    This is a simple universal municipal penal code violation 136.66/FF-CM. (136.66 = lunatic on a horse. Of course the FF is for fat fuck, the CM is for topless cape-wearing, exposing jiggly moobs.) It's a misdemeanor punishable at most by 90 days in the hoosegow (whatever that is) and a fine of no more than $1000. And if he has any kind of decent legal representation he'll walk on a personal recognizance bond and a promise to seek an emergency mental health evaluation plus a reassessment of his Zyprexa dosage and Risperdal, also too.

    Stop pretending that chronic mental illness is such a big deal among severe conservatives! Everyone knows it's practically a membership requirement!

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  16. Anonymous2:32 PM

    The Spartans were a gay military unit!

    I'd love to see this Tea Bagging Idiot's face when someone tells him this fact.

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  17. Anonymous3:08 PM

    I have never had the urge to live in the south until viewing this masterpiece.... what a dimwit. Living next to him must be extremely delightful, daily entertainment

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  18. Randall3:29 PM

    THANK YOU, Gryph,

    That was SO funny!
    I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while.
    Oh man...

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  19. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Please, please, PLEASE tell me this delicious hunk of manliness is not married and I'll be on the next plane as he's set my poor li'l heart all a-twitter.

    Oh, wait. Sorry. That was nausea.

    Never mind.

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  20. Anonymous4:58 PM

    I especially like the nice road that probably gets plowed each snowfall. A whole lot of mailboxes too.

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  21. Anita Winecooler5:51 PM

    Well, I've done some "googling" and guess what?

    "According to Herodotus, Leonidas had been warned by the Delphic oracle that either Sparta would be destroyed or their king would lose his life. Leonidas chose the second alternative."

    He's doomed to repeat history, but wouldn't a carousel horse make more sense?

    Thanks so much for the laugh! I needed that!

    Source: http://ancienthistory.about.com/cs/people/g/leonidas.htm

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  22. Anonymous8:02 PM

    He yelled out, 'Molon labe', the last recorded words of King Leonidas, which translate as 'Come and take' and also happens to be the motto of the Oathkeepers...

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  23. Wow I'm not even sure where to start on this video.
    • this mans weight ratio to steed is so f-in off the he charts I'm pissed.
    • therefore the equine is unable to continually rear, its difficult for a hose to do this with a regular mount on his back
    • the running full speed down the paved road...speechless.
    This guy should just put the horse out of its misery and eat it.... I had to stop watching as this is animal abuse.

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  24. Anonymous10:59 PM

    Oh, shoot! They cut the part at the end where he remounts his horse in one manly leap! I'm sure that's what happened, right?

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  25. Anonymous5:38 AM

    Worst. SNL Digital Short. Ever.

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