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| The picture that Page Six used to illustrate their story. Really captures Palin's essence, don't you think? |
Matt Lauer is going to Alaska for Christmas.
The “Today” show host will spread some Yuletide cheer with Sarah Palin and her brood riding snowmobiles, ice-fishing and making moose stew.
An NBC source said the arrangements were made as Matt prepared to interview the former vice presidential candidate live on Monday about her new book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas.”
Lauer will visit the Palins in Wasilla in early December for a segment that will air the week of December 16.
I would usually add some holiday snark to this post, but I have to go bleach my eyes out in an attempt to rid it of that image.
Holy turkey necks, Batman! It's the Grifter and Mr.Glib!
ReplyDeleteOMG! That face looks like death mask. Now I know why they
ReplyDeletecall it plastic surgery. They must have used recycled plastic bottles for that job.
What a photo. Now I know where Bristol got that think neck of hers. No wonder Mother and Daughter need updates on their "appearance."
ReplyDeleteTake one look at that face and tell me her schtick isn't catching up to her. Time for jaw replacement surgery to correct the same "medical problem" Bristol had, right $arah?
ReplyDeleteAs far as Matt Lauer goes, he's a butt kisser. Heaven help him if he had to do any SERIOUS investigative journalism. He wouldn't have a clue how to.
That photo is from April 2012 when Palin guest-hosted on Today. She's lost much more weight and had her neck tightened since then.
Deletelol, she looks like a cross between sally and roseanne...
ReplyDeleteYeah, she does! To quote a recent speech of heres "A vertical plank intersecting a horizontal plank, a Cross" between sally and roseanne!
DeleteSkanky looks like Barstool pre-chin plant.
ReplyDeleteLauer lost all credibility with me when he had an hour of primetime TV in October 2007 to bring down Larry Craig, and failed. The question wasn't "are you gay," but should have been "have you ever had sex with another man?"
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No guts. We used to have journalists; now we have Ken Dolls with jellybean balls. Edward R. Murrow climbed out of his grave to dig the hole ten feet deeper. Guess Lauer is perfect for Palin. Tomorrow and December 16? I look forward to avoiding both.
The question to Larry Craig should have been "why do you have sex with males in public restrooms?" "and "Does your wife know you have anonymous sex with strange men in public restrooms?"
DeleteHaving given up all hope of any real journalistic news on the idiot box, I have been searching for just the right handle for these Lauer-types, and "Ken Dolls with jellybean balls" pretty much sums it up for me!
DeleteHe said jelly bean balls.
DeleteROFLMAO
so is Matt Liar going to Wasilly tomorrow or in early December?
ReplyDeleteWho is that escapee from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum?
ReplyDeleteEverybody wondered why he did a personal up close interview with the skank in November 2008. At that time it was to boost ratings....
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's time to pay some child support?
Huh?
DeleteGuess she doesn't have an exclusive contract with Fox.
ReplyDeleteShe'll show up wherever there's a live camera, until she melts in front of our eyes on Epiphany -- January 6 -- the Twelfth Day of Christmas, i.e. the end of the Christmas "holiday." (Which starts four Sundays before Christmas with Advent.) That's a whole lot of "Merry Christmases," you must admit, Sarah. Or you could call it more than 40 days of "Happy Holidays."
That pic is from 2012, pre-turkey neck surgery.
ReplyDeleteGadfree, what a horrible photo of her. Chubby face - swollen - eyes are just slits and look at that neck! She's not going to be an attractive senior and she's just turning 50!!!
ReplyDeleteHer evilness for the past years is going to haunt her physically!
Happy Holidays, Palin! You idiot!
Matt - coming to Alaska to interview her? He thinks that is going to increase his numbers? It certainly didn't the last time he had her on his show. I never watch him - turned to 'Good Morning America' a long time ago.
LOL! Lauer is going to visit the Last Frontier Kardashians. Now Sarah has to fly all her kids back to the homestead and find Trig wherever hes been exiled to.
ReplyDeleteWith Monday being Veteran's Day we should start bets on how $ara will pimp the occasion using a background of Vets for her profit pushing her silly ghostwritten "book".
ReplyDeleteLook at her facebook. I didn't realize that she included the military in her book about Christmas. Maybe she is thinking of arming them for the coming War on Christmas. I didn't even realize that the military fought to protect the heart of America.
DeleteNo, Sarah, they swore to protect and defend our Constitution, which means (1) Freedom of Speech, namely, I can say Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas or FOff, to you, it's constitutionally protected speech (2) Freedom to worship without the government telling which church to attend. And, that means you, too, Sarah. It's my choice if I want to go to church, temple, a chanting circle of Wicca, or the drumming and chanting of Native Americans. Don't tell me how to celebrate any holiday or what to say, and I won't restrict your right to pray. You can worship right now. You can go to the church of your choice. You can go there as often as you want. Make a prayer circle with Piper. No one is restricting anyone's right to celebrate the birth of Jesus. The tree, the wreath and the songs don't have anything to do with the religious holiday. Yes, it makes us feel good at the dark time of year, but stop making up a war that doesn't exist.
Serious question-- Does SP ever use stand-ins?
ReplyDeleteWhen was that photo taken?
I think it's from when she did the stunt-casting special guest hosting.
DeleteHi Gryph - The article says Matt will go to Wasilla in DECEMBER - not now. Pic is interesting - scarah spaced out and Matt seems to be saying "helloooooooooo, anybody home?"
ReplyDeleteOops you are right Minnie, I conflated two different interviews.
DeleteI think it is fixed now.
It says he's flying up in early December. Doesn't her phony tour take a break then? See, when no one Shows up at Walmart, she can go to AZ for takeout Thanksgiving from ChikFilA, then fly to Alaska just in time to greet Matt and pretend to ride snowmachines, fish for ice, and reheat the same pot of moose stew she's been bragging about for 5 years. We'll be treated to 'organic protein' stories, and how hard Bristol works at filling the freezer with those two year old halibuts. Today must be hard up or Matt still has a hardon for her. Meanwhile, she can screech about how awesome her dead book is, and how horrible it is that thinking people leave Jesus in their hearts, homes, and churches, and not everywhere else. Happy Holidays!!!
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I'm sure her precious gift from God, Trig, will be thrilled to see her on her break, maybe after Matt has left and Sarah hasn't started Tour Pt. 2. Once she leaves again it will probably be Christmas day before he sees her. Oh, I forgot, Trig doesn't even live at her home does he? Maybe he won't even see her at Christmas. I also forgot that Sarah has no soul, so... But I have not forgotten that Trig is not her real son, so... Don't get me started about Piper. What a vile excuse for a human being Sarah Palin is. Totally blackhearted bitch.
DeleteWhen is Willow the expert hair stylist going to tell her mother to imitate Walk-of-Fame star Mariska Hargitay's hairdo, and stop trying to look like she's still in her 20s?
ReplyDelete(and BTW, Mariska's boobs are real. Her mother was Jayne Mansfield, after all)
Mariska's stunningly beautiful and has her own style. "Natural Beauty" is hard for a hair school newbie to pull off well. Jayne was beautiful in the "hollywood blonde bombshell" genre, but Mariska rarely uses her sexuality for that type of attention.
DeleteSarah? LMAO What can I say? Even with a new "do", there's nothing there of substance.
She is adorable and love her hair. I didn't know she was Jayne's daughter...
DeleteHere's what I think Page 6 is reporting (after it 4 times):
ReplyDeleteLauer will interview Palin live tomorrow. He'll be in NYC; no telling where she'll be.
Lauer is going to AK in Dec. to tape a crappy, folksy, myth-promoting segment which they'll air about 2 weeks later.
My just-turned sixty-five neighbor is WAY hotter than that. Bristol, you need to stop having kids and get up to speed. Momma needs to hand off that baton.
ReplyDeleteIs Matt Lauer being punished for something?
ReplyDeleteShe is starting to look like Sam Donaldson. Nothing against Sam.
ReplyDeleteYes, you're right.
DeleteMay his ratings fall through the floor as they did the last time they had her as a guest host. Won't be watching.
ReplyDeleteHas he nothing better to do? Never considered him a real journalist. Yuck.
Delete$he's melting!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a world, what a world!
oh fuck, we have to watch her slopping out the moose stew again?
ReplyDeleteFive bucks she says "moose stew" and/or Alaaaaaassska at least three dozen times in the interview. Takers?
MATT = CORPORATE SHILL. FOX BOOK SHILLED BY NBC. CONFLICT OF INTEREST? NO: THEY ARE ALL OWNED BY THE SAME PEEP. FOLLOW THE $$
ReplyDeleteThat's a bloated boozer/druggie face if I ever saw one.
ReplyDeleteTime for the Leno chin!
DeleteHoly crap! What's happened to her face???!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like waaaaay too much Restylane shoveled in there all at once.
~Canuck~
What's with Matt Lauer and Sarah Palin? Does he have a crush on her? She could share some of the dead animals who populate her head with him; maybe that's why he wants to go see her. Is Sarah Palin going to be in Alaska for Thanksgiving and from then until Christmas? One would think that she would want to be so that she can prepare a truly Alaskan Christmas holiday. A lot of work involved: all those trees to be felled, all that moose to be ground up for whatever it is she claims to make, all those funny gifts to prepare, and on and on.
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He must think that he needs the ratings.
DeleteIf Matt is willing to dress up in that disturbing lady's leotard and get his balls probed on Good Morning America......what's one more humiliation.
DeletePoor Matt, it's embarrassing to watch (not that I do watch) him try to hang onto that gig.
she'll give him two thumbs up, Anon 5:08.
DeleteHe is as small as she is, maybe he thinks they could get it on together.
DeleteWTF is up with her face!!!
ReplyDeleteIs that Sally Heath? She looks as old as her Mother.
ReplyDeleteIn this pic she has a wig with the part on the opposite side as the wigs she usually wears. LOL, so easy to tell it's a wig.
ReplyDeleteAdults don't switch which side they part their hair on.
That's for damn sure!
DeleteIf anyone ever doubted the RW bias of the media - this should be the end of such doubt. The media loves the GOP and loves the debate and torment that is created when they support dumb fools like this one. Sad reflection of the media and a major reason why they fail - all the time.
ReplyDeleteI think it's great. I won't be watching, but I'm looking forward to the recap. It's not like any regular viewers will find her likeable and buy the latest book she pretended to write. The Palins are a known quantity and people just want to gawk at the crazy. Ever since the tea party started tanking the rest of the GOP I want them on my tv as much as possible.
ReplyDeleteAlaska for Christmas w/Palin. That's something worse than coal in your stocking.
ReplyDeleteHis reputation is already in the toilet. There's no fuckwit like an old fuckwit.
ReplyDeleteFor Christmas I wish Matt Lauer every single thing that he deserves for promoting Palin Hate.
Nothing but a glorified butt kisser. Journalistic integrity left his barn LONG ago.
DeleteI hope Ann Curry shows up and bitch slaps him with Sarah's sockeye salmon.
DeleteO/T Did I hear Christie correctly on tonight's ABC news? "You know, George, if I'm bothered by jokes about my weight, it's time for me to crawl up into a fetal position and go home."
ReplyDeleteCRAWL UP INTO A FETAL POSTION !!!
Now who do we know that crawled up into a fetal postion? Wait. Wait. Don't tell me.
Oh I know. It's that crazy lady who is married to a pimp.
Wow. Now if only Christie would make a comment about stuffing a pillow up his shirt.
If I didn't know better, I'd say that Christie poked Palin's eye, right on national TV.
Palin and her boyfriend Ted Cruz aren't even on Christie's radar.
DeleteHe's smart enough never to sully himself by talking about her or her Canadian love interest.
On Thursday Karl Rove was on Bill O'Reilly discussing Obamacare.
O'Reilly thinks Obamacare will be "the " issue in 2014.
O'Reilly said to Rove " The Republicans could run..say.. Miley Cyrus and win ".
Rove responded " We've tried some candidates in that tradition and they've failed." Verbatim.
The Whacko Birds immediately took flight.
Being paranoid and into conspiracy theories , the
right wing websites melted down.
The feathered ones with very poor observational and comprehension skills posted that Karl Rove
had just said Sarah Palin
was like Miley Cyrus.
And off they went -out into orbit with the falling satellite because Rove had criticized their Gaia.
Which of course he didn't , but, in the fever swamp, facts are unimportant.
Rove was called every name in the book,
some said they sent him hate mail
and others posted that they
wished him dead.
A new definition of being pro life , apparently.
This is the sick , sick and scary culture of the far right, Tea Party.
They believe every nutty conspiracy and fly off the handle if anyone doesn't bow down to Palin
and now, Cruz.
Why NBC encourages and promotes the Queen of this very disturbed cult is a mystery.
Lauer should be interviewing Gabby Giffords and discussing her recovery instead of promoting
such a demented cult figure.
Shame on the Today Show.
And the media circus begins... video interview
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/11/10/will-sarah-palin-have-a-second-act/3489845/
Why oh why do they keep feeding this troll???
ReplyDeleteOMG - She just did another Katie/Charlie Gibson interview for USA Today while attempting to push her pathetic book about Christmas. She was stumbling all over the place. Hilarious!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/11/10/will-sarah-palin-have-a-second-act/3489845/
(at the end) she wants to promote other politicians (TP's) to seize on "some of the same opportunities I've had".
DeleteSo, she's out front about how she's basically an opportunist. Makes a career fleecing those even stupider than herself.
Yeah, Governor Crispy Creme needs advice from the quitter, but the Kootch got some "undue" focus on his anti women stance. Double Standard against "Christians" because we're a country of many religions? Splain that again, Moose Lips???
DeleteAgain, high as a kite.
That woman is a moran!
gawd the crosseyed skank's a say absolutely nothin' dipshit
DeleteLMAO !!
Looks like the swelling from cheek implants and what not hadn't yet gone down from the wicked witch's ugly face.
ReplyDeleteMatt's or Sarah's?
DeleteGAG! Her pac's consultants aka palin internet defenders are already commenting on the dumb and blind usa article. "Lefties are afraid of her, she's so much better than Obama" blah, blah.
ReplyDeleteHey Matt Lauer how about interviewing Shailey Tripp the author of Boys Will Be Boys?
ReplyDeleteMs Tripp opens up and tells the story that few who stumble and fall into the hard life of a prostitute--what happened,how she got there,who guided to this path.The fact that it was Todd Palin,known as Alaska's "First Dude",is documented with emails and lists.Ms Tripp was a single,struggling, working mother of special needs children,when this man she thought she could trust nudged,pushed,and coerced her into this life.
ReplyDeleteMs. Tripp shows incredible courage and bravery in the telling of a very painful, true story. She was mistreated, exploited and manipulated by Todd Palin, the Alaska Police Department and several media outlets. Although she passed several polygraph tests and has solid evidence, they tried to discredit her and shut down her down at every turn. Ms. Tripp readily admits she made mistakes. But she did what she had to because of her love for her disabled children. No woman should be treated the way the she has been treated, even if they have made some bad choices in their lives. She bravely stands up for herself in this book and should be commended for that..I hope this book and this story get the recognition and coverage it deserves. Her story is shocking, sad and empowering to women, all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteGood deed I did yesterday:
DeleteI had lunch with an open minded senior citizen. She knows, without having investigating much, that Palin faked Tri-G pregnancy. We were chatting about that (In a restaurant decorated for XMAS already, by the way). Anyway, this lovely lady did say that she thought Todd was a good looking man and what is he doing with her?
When we got home, I gave her my copy of Boys Will be Boys to read and asked her to get back with me after reading.
Matt's got that look creeps get while they wait for rupies to take effect. He hasn't figured out Sarah's "Normal" is spaced out whacked.
ReplyDeleteProtecting the Heart of Christmas. I wonder if the ribcage has to be opened or if there's a laperascopic procedure? My guess the heart is shaped like this: "$".
Have fun on your "date", Matt. Guess you got rejected by too many NYC Women who have high standards. Who'll get to Alaska first? Matt or Sarah? Will there be new photos of the "props"? Is "the rack" making an appearance? What will Sarah wear?
Wouldn't it be great if the show got pre empted by the First Lady having a tour of the White House? Or an important speech about a certain website being fixed ahead of time? Woo Hoo!
Wonder who Katie will have on?
Oh look, her chin slipped again.
ReplyDeleteSnap up a copy of that cheesecake pic just under the Capital Download video. omg! I blew mine up a little - it's breathtakingly horrible!
ReplyDeleteShe looks embalmed.
ReplyDelete7:05
ReplyDeletecan't wait for that to truly happen
Her face looks awful like it's swollen. She must have had more "work" done on it. She is such a goof. How can anyone take her seriously?
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah,
ReplyDeleteWell, I wonder which old lady or old man in line at all "your" book signings will be the ones to ask you those pesky Tri-G questions??
I understand that there will be people at every one of your book signings!!
See, they agree that the media really is lame. The media didn't ask you any questions about the ridiculous pregnancy and birth hoax.
Well, that's the beauty of educated masses - they can pick up the slack and hold you accountable anyway :)
And also, too, someday one of the prime players WILL spill the beans, so there is that.
Yep, and she knows it, also too!
DeleteI've been hoping for years someone will spill the beans. So far it hasn't happened so I've given up on that. However........if John McCain were to pass away.............
DeleteUpon see that picture for a minute I thought, "What the heck is Sally Heath doing with Matt Lauer?"
ReplyDeleteHow exciting! Technically they deserve each other.
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