hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have … http://t.co/Pa6ekndXdi
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 21, 2013There are few men on the planet who have suffered more self destructive choices in his life than Charlie Sheen, but you cannot fault his ability to lay the smack down.
Ooooh! Ouch! That was brutal.
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Charlie, you made my birthday. Thanks.
DeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
DeleteHAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!
http://www.druidry.org/druid-way/teaching-and-practice/druid-festivals/winter-solstice-alban-arthan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW343K1-upo
DeleteDuck Dynasty Is Fake!
Ole Phil got a little TOO real for A&E.
DeleteHere's the smackdown:
DeleteHey Mallard brained Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash shower-dodger, I will speak loudly and clearly
for ALL of them.
so, just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down. (I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)
your statements were and are abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.
the idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle.
the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the re-runs of that dated show.
the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head. perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.
shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.
when the gators and Egrets kick you out of their hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.
on the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest Andy Gump.
repulsed by you;
c sheen
hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
9:40 PM
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Yay, drunken tweet from Charlie Sheen, misspelled the duck guy's last name and was about 4 days too l late.
ReplyDelete#wakeupcharliesheen
Hi Bristol, don't get too distracted with your trolling, and let the Holiday cookies burn.
Delete#hadyourbabyyetBristol? How many Trial Daddies have you Fucked so far? It must Suck to be you, Bristol. None of the Daddies stay around for long. Since Pimp Daddy Todd is perusing Rainbow Bay with his pregnant girlfriend, the only man in the house is the Drug Addicted Track Menard.
DeleteCharlie does have his issues. I like his passion is this recent twitter.
DeleteThis scene is great!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD52OlkKfNs
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp
Sarah's family sure have their issues. I didn't think I could be shocked but her brother had me fooled. It turned out he was humping a young girl from his work place. All the time he was married to the woman who gave him two sons. She got dumped when he wanted to marry the kid he got pregnant. No morals at all, but plays the Christiany theme.
Track, his mother like his warrior body and the cool tattoos. Something real wrong with that one. He can barely show his face. Can't talk. Too out of it, I hear.
At least, Charlie can show up and show his face. He still has it, I hope he doesn't end up like Track Palin. Or is it Menar?
Bristol having another baby? No wonder she doesn't bother with the patheos blog deal. She's busy.
DeleteThis was a comment on the SPFB about her pal Robertson.
James Samples
I wanted to replace presidents day with -- Phil Robertson Day -- April 24th works better for outdoor parties
I am not sure whether to laugh or cry. Some sad people with Sarah.
Sarah's comments were slowing down but Bristol is hot. It looks like the comment police haven't been able to keep up, on Bristol's blog. I think they can drop Bristol's name now and just go with Nancy French Blog. It would be more honest.
Nancy French Revealed As Bristol Palin’s Blog Writer
http://austinisafecker.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/nancy-french-revealed-as-bristol-palins-blog-writer/
I would like to see Sarah and Charlie in a 'debate' or challenge each other at a roast. No rules just let them go. Who do you think would be higher? Charlie would be able to do it without staying high but Sarah is too dependent. She can't show her face without her shite.
"perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
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bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts."
snort!
bull weevils
lmfao
He told that inbred cotton picking cow fucker from Bayou BumFuck!
Charlie's more than redeemed himself IMHO.
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DeleteHow has Charlie redeemed himself? His ex-wife Denise has custody of their children as well as the twins that he had with his second ex-wife Brooke. He has a new porn star girlfriend who is 20 years old. He's the same old person he's always been. Not a role model and certainly not one to judge any of us on our behavior.
DeleteCharlie is gross. The most I can say for him is he is on the same side as I am on this.
DeleteI can't even choose a side in this argument. Sheen and Roberston are equally as abhorrent but in different ways.
Deletehey, me an him have been buds for many years, this is not a guy you want to be on the other side of..
Deletehe pulls real power..
6:44
Deletefuk off and die sarah,ya skank crosseyed slut - do it today
10:47 PM Charlie Bud
DeleteWho is more loaded when they perform on TV? Charlie Sheen or Sarah Palin?
7:49 PM
DeleteI will choose talent. He even still has brain functioning. Palin probably did more drugs so the comparison may not be fair. I also like that Sheen is more honest and upfront.
7:31 PM
DeleteHave you seen Todd? Big EEWWWWW gross. It is documented he stuffs hankies and/or tissues in his pockets with semen (after he visits one of the prostitutes). He could sue if this were not true but he does not deny this. Nor that he collects data on clients, for the purpose of having something on them so they won't turn on him and expose his criminal businesses.
That is only a small part of how repulsive Todd Palin is. He documents his problem with wearing dirty clothes and not doing laundry.
A dump on Phil Robertson is a dump on his number one moron defender Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteSarah taking on Charlie Sheen. FOR THE WIN!!!
DeleteIt could get entertaining.
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CAMPAIGNING Will A&E's suspension of Phil Robertson mobilize evangelical Christians?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/12/20/will-ae-suspension-phil-robertson-mobilize-evangelical-christians/
Currently, A&E has suspended Robertson from shooting the series indefinitely — a move that will have very little effect on the upcoming fifth season premiering on Jan. 15. Nine out of the 10 episodes have already been shot and the production is currently on production hiatus.
http://www.thewrap.com/a-and-e-duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-anti-gay-racist-charlie-sheen-attack
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I will kiss his disfunctional ass. You go Charlie!
ReplyDeleteYou perhaps should rethink that offer; I doubt it gets washed very often.
Delete7:34 AM That is Sarah's and Todd's reputation. We have seen both of them wearing wrinkled and unwashed clothes and wigs for many years. So, point your stink finger at the Palins for Lack of Personal Hygiene.
Delete7:34 AM That would be POOPY PANTS Ted Nugent with the Dirty Ass.
DeleteDuck Dynasty is a Fake Yuppies-in-Red-Neck-Drag Con Job
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Whoa, that was a world class smack down!
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DeleteCharlie Sheen is an attention whore and always looking for his next big thing.
ReplyDeletewhat's that ya say?
Deleteya methed out dried up inbred crosseyed skank
9:45
DeleteAgree. It's fun watching the sideshow of celeb whores trying to extend their 15 minutes
Charlie Sheen has talent. He has more talent and a 1000x better to watch than meth head Sarah Palin from Alaska's Meth Capital. Charlie has been functioning and doesn't do interviews with globs of white power snot for viewers to see.
Deletehttp://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2013/11/sarah-palin-on-her-faith-popes-liberal.html
9:45 PM The Same goes for Sarah Palin, she is always looking for her next Big Stick with her Panties in a Wad and Todd's 'Cajones' in her purse. Bristol is following in her Skank Mother's footsteps with Multiple Pregnancies by Multiple Sperm Donors. Track Menard, Piper Hanson, and who knows about the Abortions er... 'WHITEOUTS'.
DeleteCharlie send a love note to the Palin twat, She seems particularly putout that duck swamp can't crap over citizens without repercussions. Seems johnny rep and the Alaskan bitch are in cahoots for another insurrection. They never learn.
ReplyDeletethis is so weird, charlie an me are buddys, this would be the last thing on his list of things to give a fuck about, ..l am now confunked....
ReplyDeleteWell, charlie's pretty confunked to.....
DeleteCharlie Bud
DeleteWho is more loaded when they perform on TV? Charlie Sheen or Sarah Palin?
what can i say, palin ain't fit to scap the shit off charlie's dogs ass,
Delete9:02 AM Sarah Palin, because Charlie at least speaks an understandable language. Sarah Palin's Word Salad makes no sense.
DeleteOT but a little x-mas history;
ReplyDeleteWhen four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it? " And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Saw this on Anchorage Craigslist Rants & Raves today. Chuckle.
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DeleteWinning................... Charlie can smack 'em down like no other.
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DeleteI hate how the LGBT community says it’s all about “love” and “equality.” However
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Shelly Peterson-Kiser • 26 minutes ago −
I can't believe that we are in America anymore. Charlie Sheen has no room to bash or judge and is the last person to weigh in on anyone. He can't even stay off drugs long enough that his ex wife is taking care of his twins while is he definitely an unfit parent!
So, Phil Robertson has a right to free speech but Charlie Sheen doesn't?
DeleteWell, that my dears is fascism. When the elite are the only ones with democratic rights and the rest of us live under a totalitarian dictatorship.
*That* is what the Right wants, with themselves as the elites.
7:46 AM The same can be said about Sarah Palin, the Drug Addicted Unfit Parent who constantly leaves a DS kid for others to support. Sarah Palin is not Tri-g's Birth Mother and her behavior towards him shows how unconnected she is to him.
DeleteI bet Charlie Sheen's children have birth certificates and he could show them when they go to school or need a pass port.
ReplyDeleteAddiction is a tragedy for everyone. It is a family affair. Unlike the Palin family, Charlie's family has been able to show love and they don't always hide behind shame and lies.
Sarah Palin's family have forsaken her and only care about a money machine and they will let her die of her eating disorder and/or addictions.
Way to go, Charlie!
ReplyDeleteSo being trashed by a drug addled booze hound of a hooker buying misogynist is cause for concern? Really?
ReplyDeleteThe reality is Charlie is just as bad or worse than Phil. I wouldn't use anything he says to make a point.
No, not to make a point. He is just funnier and writes better. Entertainment. Palin on the other hand is posing as a politician. The worst of them all. She has no entertainment cred and she is the last person to use to make a point. Robertson is using her b/c of her Tea Bags and Fundie connections. He may be the worst of them all.
DeleteI agree Palin has zero credibility. While calling for Robertson to get is job back, she was leading the charge to get Rahm Emanuel fired for his "retarded" comments.
Deletehttp://nypost.com/2010/02/02/palin-rahm-emanuel-should-be-axed-for-retarded-comment/
There is nothing funny about Charlie's rant. It's just plain sad. Like he is.
I like that Charlie is standing up for people without his clout.
DeleteYeah, I would say he managed to get out some classic and funny lines in spite of whatever sauce he could be on.
shower-dodger
crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle
plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.
the only surviving brain donor I've ever known.
And he did alright stringing it together.
The most important part: you need to make serious amends to those you have radically offended.
According to what Phil Robertson has said to date he doesn't do amends and that may be his downfall one day.
11:17 Who is that, Todd Palin?
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