Man you know you have royally screwed up when even Charlie Sheen takes a dump on you.

hey Mallard brained Phil Robertso! you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have … http://t.co/Pa6ekndXdi

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 21, 2013

Please do yourself a favor and click the link embedded in the tweet for the most epic take down ever, by a man who has certainly had more than his fair share of screw ups.

There are few men on the planet who have suffered more self destructive choices in his life than Charlie Sheen, but you cannot fault his ability to lay the smack down. 

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe lays the smack down on yet ANOTHER homophobic asshole.

So this attorney from Minnesota, Riley Balling, took it upon himself to write an article for the Star Tribune which stated the following: Many times it is stated:

"What I choose to do in my marriage doesn't affect your marriage." However, same-sex marriage affects all of our marriages.

Then Mr. Balling went on to demonstrate his ignorance by making a number of false equivalencies and false statements to support his point of view.

This did not sit well with Kluwe. who responded thusly: