Sunday, December 01, 2013

Paul Crouch, the king of prosperity theology, finally gets his chance to meet God.

Courtesy of Politico:  

Paul Crouch, the televangelist who built what's been called the world's largest Christian broadcasting network, has died. He was 79. 

Crouch died at his home in Orange, Calif., on Saturday after a decade-long fight with degenerative heart disease, his grandson Brandon Crouch told The Associated Press.

"He was an incredible businessman, entrepreneur, visionary; he built something that impacted the world," he said. 

Crouch began his broadcasting career while studying theology at Central Bible Institute and Seminary in his native Missouri by helping build the campus' radio station. He moved to California in the early 1960s to manage the movie and television unit of the Assemblies of God before founding Trinity Broadcast Network in 1973 with his wife, Jan. 

They grew the network into an international Christian empire that beams prosperity gospel programming to every continent but Antarctica around the clock. The programming promises that if the faithful sacrifice for their belief, God will reward them with material wealth. 

Based in Costa Mesa, the network says it has 84 satellite channels and more than 18,000 television and cable affiliates as well as a Christian amusement park in Orlando. 

The Crouches faced criticism for what critics say was their extravagant lifestyle. Ministry watchdogs have long questioned how TBN spends the hundreds of millions of tax-exempt donations they receive from viewers. 

Last year, their granddaughter and her husband's uncle filed lawsuits alleging $50 million in financial improprieties at the network and detailed opulent spending on private jets and 13 mansions and homes around the U.S. for the Crouch family's use. 

Janice Bethany Crouch. Could she be Sarah Palin's fashion role model?
I don't know if I have shared this before but I used to be obsessed with televangelists, and watched their shows religiously, if you will pardon the pun.

Oh I was not a believer in those days, but I WAS fascinated with how these people, who were clearly charlatans, managed to manipulate so many millions of people into believing they had access to God and to send them their money.

My favorite ones in those days were Jim and Tammy Bakker, Falwell, and Jimmy Swaggert.

I saw Paul Crouch on the PTL Club with Jim And Tammy Faye all of the time, and used to think he was more than likely out of his damn mind. But then I thought that about a number of those old time gospel grifters.

I watched with immense glee as the scandals destroyed first the Bakkers and then Jimmy Swaggert, and much later Ted Haggard. In my mind their public humiliation should have helped people see the folly of sending these snake oil salesmen their hard earned money.

And yet still there are still people out there sending their life savings to Jack Van Impe, Franklin Graham, Pat Robertson, John Hagee, Joel Olsteen, and numerous others, in the belief that they are buying their way into heaven.

Makes me sad to think that there are so many people who spend their lives focused on the afterlife, and do not take the time to really appreciate the here and now. 

38 comments:

  1. For what its worth, I have said from the minute I first saw Sarah Palin that I thought she would wind up as a televangelist.

    And I'm sticking to it.

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    1. Anonymous3:51 PM

      She's a hybrid.. Politicalevangelist

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    2. Anonymous7:05 PM

      Griftevangiltician.

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  2. Anonymous2:44 PM

    "And he took out a twenty, slapped it down on the table and said 'by God, it's as clear as NBC'" ~ the wife of this money-grabbing charlatan when she told the story of the guy who built their first large broadcast antenna. I was sickened that they couldn't say anything without somehow tying it to a monetary donation to their church, which, by the way, is one of the tackiest buildings along the 405 in Orange County.

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  3. Anonymous2:48 PM

    Maybe we can get a judge to shut down these 'takers' as well as any church that preaches politics. Seriously, these guys take in and keep millions and millions of dollars. I don't trust any of them. God is not about how much money you can scam from people.

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  4. Anonymous2:52 PM

    What has always amazed me is the number of folks who cannot spot charlatans. Legions of superstitious believers in the imaginary live among the rational and are easily preyed upon and controlled by the hucksters.

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  5. Anonymous3:04 PM

    The 'Church of Trickle up Prosperity' is Sarah's church. 'Live Large on the Indigent's Dime' is her motto. Facebook and Twitter are her primary pulpits now that the Fox platform has substantially dried up.

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  6. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Holy shit. She looks like what Donald Trump would look like if he was a Drag Queen. Hey Willow, you should call this woman and tell her you went to Hair School and you want to help. She is a fright.

    Happy Holidays Palin Clan!!

    A Fan From Chicago

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    1. Anonymous4:37 PM

      You beat me to it! Those Medusa-style locks look like Donald Trump!


      Tom, in FL

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  7. Anonymous3:16 PM

    O/T - Her ghost written dreck is now ranked 571 on Amazon.

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    1. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Falling faster than Bristol's panties at a weekend camping trip.

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  8. I am always amazed at the gall of these church leaders - accepting millions in donations, spending it on grandiose buildings and themselves, and it is all tax-free because they are churches! It doesn't appear that the humble will inherit the earth as long as their christian charlatans to take the money from the gullible.

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  9. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Whatever doctor did that to Crouch's wife's face should have his head examined. Good Grief!

    TexasMel

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  10. They don't mind backstabbing one another at all either. Falwell stole the anti-gay crusade right out from under Anita Bryant, then later betrayed the embattled Bakkers offering to shepherd their Heritage USA, then stole that too.

    I read the fat pig shit his pants on the way out; I hope so.

    Here's some fun vintage reading:
    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/918/jerry-falwell-stone-fucking-dead-at-last/

    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1047/the-power-of-cock-compels-him/

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  11. Anonymous3:56 PM

    I guess I can imagine how these charlatans could be amusing to watch. But back in the day, as a young adult and newly born-again christian, I had the opposite reaction. I eagerly sought out religious media and was horrified by the PTL network, Pat Robertson, Swaggart, Bakker. I worried that some, like Gryphen, would misjudge christianity by these freaks.

    Some may not realize that bible-believing evangelicals considered Apostles of God as a false religion; the Apostles of God felt the same about the predecessors of the New Apostolic Reformation; and all three groups were totally down on the Catholic Church and Mormons. The GOP managed to unite these natural enemies around a quest for political power at the expense of women and gays. You don't hear the exclusionary rhetoric any more, except from some rare birds.

    So, so long to Paul Crouch. I wish there were a hereafter where he'd get what he deserves.


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  12. Randall4:03 PM

    Psalms 73:12 Behold, these are the ungodly, who prosper in the world; they increase in riches.

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    1. And my favorite, Matthew 19:24
      And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

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  13. Anita Winecooler4:11 PM

    Ah yes, the ministry of prosperity, where God chooses one charlatan to prosper while their followers gain "brownie points" to get to heaven, based on how much they sacrifice.

    I haven't read it in ages, but where in the Bible is this justified?

    And yes, the women they marry look like washed up retired porn actresses.

    Love how everyone's suddenly a "saint" when they die.

    "He was an incredible businessman, entrepreneur, visionary; he built something that impacted the world,"

    So did "The Manhattan District Engineers" (Aka "Manhattan Project"

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    1. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn5:49 PM

      This. Perfect, Anita!

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  14. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Gryphen, I just ran across this and though it is off topic, it's one that I didn't think you'd want to miss.

    Rosa Parks - To Tell the Truth (1980)

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/12/01/1259392/-Rosa-Parks-on-To-Tell-The-Truth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1rsmgKnpdc

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  15. Leland4:44 PM

    That woman in the top picture looks like a true bleached blonde BIMBO! She even looks like she dug up Tammy Faye to steal her makeup!

    Why do they all think TONS of makeup will make them look better?

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    1. Anonymous5:09 PM

      I take it you've never seen her in her PINK wig. (g)

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    2. Jan Crouch in her pink wig. http://junkthief.blogspot.com/2006/10/jan-crouch-declares-holy-war.html

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    3. Leland2:19 AM

      Aw SHIT!

      Thanks a lot guys! Just what I needed to give me nightmares tonight.

      Excuse me while I go wash my eyes!

      YUCK!

      (Oh. And by the way, I never watch anything even remotely connected to these con men if it means I have to consider how stupid people REALLY are.)

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  16. Anonymous4:51 PM

    They will turn his death into another money making opportunity I'm sure.

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  17. I notice the grandson didn't describe him an an inspiring man of faith or a self-sacrificing servant of God. Minister, enlightened, none of that.

    No he was a businessman and entrepreneur. I think that pretty much says it all.

    Gospel of prosperity? Whose gospel? Not Jesus.

    Pharisees, all of them. And you know what Jesus said about a rich man getting into heaven.

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  18. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Wow, that Jan is just scary. What the heck ?

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  19. Anonymous6:24 PM

    my God...WHAT is that! And what's on its head?

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  20. Anonymous7:37 PM

    I guess they weren't students of Pope Francis. I love that guy.

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    1. Anonymous3:53 AM

      He's all talk. Until he actually cleans out the place of its pedophile enablers and kiddie fuckers, he will remain just that. A mouth piece spewing the same kind of crap the above does only in nicer terms.

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  21. Ailsa7:46 PM

    When I lived in Texas Jan and Paul were almost inescapable if one was flicking through the channels and I have to admit I always paused to see what the hell she was wearing that day - usually something more appropriate for a three year-old's birthday party - and how much hair she was balancing atop that face. There was a strange fascination in something so grotesque.

    As to televangelists, lets not forget Toufik Benedictus "Benny" Hinn, who once declared that Jesus Christ himself would join him on stage in person at one of his faith healing carry-ons. I guess Jesus must have got held up somewhere.

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  22. Anonymous9:25 PM

    “I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.” Clarence Darrow

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  23. Anonymous3:14 AM

    At least Jimmy Swaggert could sing....

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  24. Anonymous3:54 AM

    These guys remind me of a couple of lines in the movie The Ice Harvest. Randy Quaid's character is lamenting his choice of nefarious occupation and says his dad warned him to take up preaching as he'd make more money than hookers and blow. His character's dad was right.

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  25. Anonymous4:00 AM

    Anyone old enough to remember Ray Stevens? He agreed!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ohvqwsNkk

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  26. Anonymous5:34 AM

    Why is it the wives of these "we're-in-the-religion-business" types always strive to look so damned overcooked in their wigs and heavy, heavy makeup??? They're like cartoons!

    ~Canuck~

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