Sarah Palin finally gets a positive review of her new ghostwritten book. Now who do you think would do that?

So after many scathing, and sometimes simply confused, review of her book Palin finally found a media outlet with so little journalistic credibility that they are willing to fawn over the book.

Courtesy of (Where else?) Breitbart:  

“If I’m for Christmas, it’s only because I’m for Christ,” writes Gov. Palin. “There is no ultimate peace apart from Christ, and it is Christ who empowers every act of ‘goodwill toward men’ in our otherwise fallen hearts.” 

The book’s blending of personal experience with discussions of political efforts to morph Christmas into a homogenized celebration of the “holidays” makes for a brisk and enjoyable read. Even as we learn that Todd Palin gives the Governor what she considers the coolest of Christmas gifts—such as a .30-06 rifle, hockey skates, and a “beautiful red manual ice auger for ice fishing”—Palin packs powerful punches. 

“There are few things that anger a secular liberal atheist more than a horizontal plank intersecting a vertical plank—a cross—on public land,” writes Palin. “Perhaps Christmas causes so much anger because the very name of the holiday broadcasts the Name above all Names.”

I have no idea why Palin believes that Christmas makes secular people angry, when it was the Christians who have historically been the most irritated by the holiday.

And does anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, believe that Palin only celebrates Christmas becasue it features the name of her heavenly heartthrob? Could you even imagine Palin turning down free stuff, simply because the holiday does not mention Jesus?

The much more accurate face of Jesus of Nazareth.

While we are on the topic of book tours, did anybody else read a certain blind item over at Crazy Days and Nights?

This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be worth millions.

Oh come on this could be anybody!

I mean surely there is another former A list politician/reality star who is currently on a book tour, right?

Umm, right?

And it is not like Sarah Palin has demonstrated any erratic thinking or weight loss, or  has a documented history of coca.....ohhh.

Gee I can hardly wait for that fitness book of hers to come out, "Snorting your way to skinny, by Sarah Palin."