This from Politico:
In the clip posted Sunday to Youtube by She-PAC, a political action committee focused on electing conservative women to office, Arizona Sen. John McCain, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Newt Gingrich, Donald Trump, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.), and other notable Republicans warmly wish Palin a happy birthday and thank her for her contributions to the conservative movement.
Highlights from the video:
Condoleezza Rice: “Congratulations on making it to 50, I’ve been there a long time. It’s really okay.”
Phil Robertson of the Reality TV show “Duck Dynasty”: “You don’t look a day over 40. Don’t let anybody kid you. God has been good to you, child.”
And his brother, Si: “Hi, Ms. Palin. Look here, happy birthday—29 and counting. Have a good one.”
Utah Sen. Mike Lee: “Enjoy some moose hunting or do whatever else that a mama grizzly does on an important birthday.”
Cruz: Your unwavering courage and commitment to America is inspiring. You are a warrior. And I couldn’t be more proud to stand beside you fighting alongside the American people to save this great nation.”
McCain: “I will treasure our memories and I will always be grateful to you”
Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch: “You have guts, you have ability.”
Gingrich: “Your courage, your clarity, your willingness to speak out is really important.”
Wow, can you believe they got McCain to participate in this crap?
The group that made it calls itself ShePAC and this is how it describes its mission statement:
Conservative women have proven to be amongst the most effective advocates for conservative principals and the most electable candidates in swing states and districts. The idea of a "conservative woman" flies in the face of liberal doctrine and poses a tremendous threat. As we’ve seen, the left will stop at nothing to seek and destroy that threat.
ShePAC exists to Support, Honor, and Elect these strong, conservative women who put their name on the line to fight for freedom and constitutional principals. Join with us today to stand against brutal liberal attacks and to positively promote emerging conservative women who will lead our country.
Oh yeah this is EXACTLY the kind of organization that would be willing to support an individual as incredibly flawed as the Wasilla Wendigo.
An organization that supports allowing men to control a woman's reproductive rights, supports allowing employers to continue paying women less than men, and apparently wants to keep letting health insurance companies count a uterus as a preexisting condition.
How very pro-woman of them.
No one mentioned her intelligence. I wonder why.
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I think I'm gonna' puke.
DeleteWhy didn't John McCain look down while talking about Sarah?
DeleteThat's pretty ironic -- SHE-PAC grifting off the grifter. Sign the birthday card (they collect the emails) and then fundraise from the list.
ReplyDeleteI bet SarahPAC wishes they had done the card idea...
who is behind "Shepac"? Bristol? Is this her grifter Pac?
DeleteIt could be barstools pac:
DeleteSHEPAC
PO BOX 7439
ARLINGTON, VA 22207
Treasurer Name: TIM CRAWFORD
Committee Designation: U (UNAUTHORIZED)
Committee Type: V (NON-QUALIFIED NON-PARTY WITH NON-CONTRIBUTION ACCOUNT)
All of this self-congratulatory bullshit is what the Bagger rednecks in the South call a good ole circle jerk. Just take care of the fellow on your right and be sure to say "Thanks for the smooth stroke, Podnah!" to your neighbor on your left. (Not that there's anything wrong with rednecks, the South, nor offering a hand to somebody--- it's strictly the Bagger part that is fucked up in the equation.)
DeleteFor the most part, this roster of Bagger Hate Merchants are just taking care of one another by spending OPM to promote one another. I guess it's okay if they're wasting potential Republican campaign dollars instead of spending them on Teabagger attack ads in the mid-term elections this fall. It's a cheap way to acknowledge that the Quitter is aging rapidly.
Seriously, would it *make* the day special for anyone other than Sarah "Poopy Mouth" Heath to get a happy birthday wish from Newt Fucking Gingrich? I can't help but laugh at how fragile Sarah's psyche is that she NEEDS to feel special so badly. But these people would each rather throw a couple of Ben Franklins in a hat and then set it on fire than to have to spend a couple of hours of their time having cocktails with Baldy and Toad, and everybody knows that's true, except simple Sarah.
Remember when the political party all of those folks, the "Big Tent GOP", didn't even offer an invitation to poor, pouty Sarah to attend their convention? Haha. When it really matters, no one wants to be seen with Sarah's stanky ass.
Just another opportunity for the Palins (and maybe the Heaths) to grift.
DeleteTim Crawford keeps screwing up with SarahPac and getting into hot water with the FEC. How could he possibly handle TWO pacs?
DeleteTim Crawford is the treasurer for SARAHPAC too. I wondered how they got the bus tour footage. It's basically a birthday wish to herself to collect e-mails to do more fundraising. What a racket. Tim Crawford is an extremely shady character.
DeleteSomeone should look into the financials/reports for SHEPAC. They could be very interesting.
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Clearly SHEPAC has very low standards for the females they promote. Stain is glaringly unqualified for any elected position. She is a morally and ethically bankrupt woman.
ReplyDeleteIf you really look at what they said, it was pretty much "Sarah in the rear view mirror."
ReplyDeleteExcept for Cruz, who thinks he might still be able to use her, and blowhard Gingrich, it's "thanks for the memories" from McCain, Rice saying that being 50 isn't so bad, one of those Ducks saying you still look 40 (LOL), etc.
To me, this is about as tepid as they could get. She's a has-been, and they basically admit it.
The treasurer of ShePAC is Tim Crawford. . .who is also the treasurer of SarahPAC. MicMac
ReplyDeleteYes, he gets paid more than 120 grand per year from SarahPac. He has to say positive things in public. (however at night he kneels by his bed thanking the wonky-eyed low IQ pretender for helping him purchase a vacation home and add swimming pools to both of his Northern Virginia mansions....)
DeleteSome info on the founders of ShePAC:
Deletehttp://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/can-she-pac-help-republicans-solve-their-woman-problem--20120224
ShePAC raised $8,700 and spent $25,100 for 2013. So it's odd that they spent money putting this video together for Sarah's birthday greeting.
Deletehttp://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/962/14960033962/14960033962.pdf#navpanes=0
Sarah probably told Tim Crawford to do this for her.
everyone should report this pac to CREW aka Citizens for Ethics in Washington. I think its another Grifter Pac for Palin(s) either Sarah or bristol. WHY would "ShePac" be wishing Happy birthday to mama grifter? Lots of personal family photos in there also too!!!
Delete3:10 Report it for what? The video is a perfectly legal form of fundraising. It would even be legal for the PAC to pay Sarah or SarahPAC to use family photos to wish her happy birthday. PACs--all of them--allow for extensive, legalized grifting.
DeleteInstead of complaining to CREW, complain to your elected representatives to reform PAC rules and provide more funding for FEC enforcement.
How many cookie jars does Crawford have his hand in?
DeleteTonight on ?Inside Edition there will be a clip of Palin in her kitchen with a pot of moose Chilli. She NEVER gives up trying to appear to be the big game hunter and housewife does she? All dressed in black, she looks like a big exclamation point!!
DeleteHappy 50th, Sarah! Your membership card is already in the mail!
ReplyDelete~ AARP
LOL She retired in 2009 when she QUIT!!!
DeleteThis is what she gets for having no real friends in this world. Really, has Condie ever even met the Quitter?
"The American Association of Retarded (ex) Politicians" sends out cards?
DeleteWho Knew?
Add "senile" to the description, plus "crooked" McCain, Hatch and others are the biggest frauds and grifters in DC. All padding their bank accounts with lobbyists $$$.
DeleteI wouldn't wish the effing ugly bitch anything but the same dose of hatred that she doles out every day to everyone.
ReplyDeleteSarah was cute, once upon a time, but she hasn't been in several years, and "cute" and "stateswoman" or " cute" and "fifty" just don't go together -- and, after "cute," she's got nothing left. You'll need to start acting your age, Sarah, and you just can't do it. You don't know how to be an adult.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, baby.
You haters are so hateful she has Willow to do her hair and soon Bristol will have her "degree" in skincare so they will basically keep her cute and young forever and forever. She has teen power backup in the beauty department and also too an army of plastic surgeons that have shaved down her man jaw and helped her to be 98 pounds and wear clothes that make her look like 19 forever!
DeleteCute, if her Wonky Eyes are closed.
DeleteSeveral years ago at the airport in Chicago, I saw an older woman wearing a tank top with sparkly "Disney Princess" on it. Her boobs were drooping down to her waistline (happens to ALL of us) but when I see $carah, I think of that woman. Mamma Griz is TOO OLD to act like a teenager. GROW UP, $carah.
DeleteTip....rehabilitation ain't gonna work...........
ReplyDeleteThey cut the part of the video where a celebrated dog trainer told her she looked great for 50, in dog years.
ReplyDeleteThe celebrated dog trainer is Iowan Becky Beach who is on the ShePac board. She also appears in the latest SarahPac filing.
Deletehttp://theiowarepublican.com/2012/iowan-becky-beach-named-to-she-pac-board/
Judging from the grammar and spelling in the mission statement, She-PAC's administration must have been home-schooled or hair-schooled.
ReplyDeleteWe need more conservative principals in our schools., Home-, hair-, any of 'em, all of 'em.
DeleteThose hair and skin courses the Palins take must be correspondence courses. Have someone else take the course, then Willing and Bristles show up for the diploma. I see Bristles with her old face in the photo behind Toad. Such religious people, yet they are not happy with what their Lord gave them, so they go the plastic surgery route.
DeleteHappy Birthday Sarah!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all you do.
Hope 2016 will be your best year.
Hey Kenyan Muslim Troll. You know you will reap great results from this comment! I still hope that you will be compiling all comments for a book :-)
DeleteBy 2016, her life will be completely in the shitter.
DeleteYou mean, thanks for all you DON'T do...there, fixed it.
Delete"An organization that supports allowing men to control a woman's reproductive rights, supports allowing employers to continue paying women less than men, and apparently wants to keep letting health insurance companies count a uterus as a preexisting condition."
DeleteYeah, gee, how very "gutsy," "intelligent," and empowering. Sheesh, what bullshit. Though, a brainless agenda totally befitting of Sarah's personality.
Anonymous2:27 PM
DeleteSo Sunny didn't turn your ass in to prosecute you? Don't worry the others you spam have!
Anonymous2:27 PM
DeleteKrusty...the others you have spammed turned your ass in...
Hey 2:27!
DeleteI"m sure JM thanks her for all she did too!
McCain: “I will treasure our memories and I will always be grateful to you”
What do you think he means by that? wink wink
Anonymous2:27 PM
DeleteHappy Birthday Sarah!!
Thanks for all you do.
Hope 2016 will be your best year.
****
Hopefully by 2016 they will be enjoying the hospitality of the "greybar" hotel... :)
Her and todd and all who are stalking, aiding and abetting (chuckles sr,jr) all relatives-cronies-judges-attorneys, any of 'em all of 'em: that perpetuate the scam:crimes that is palin family mafia...buh bye!
2:27 PM Hopefully none of Sarah Palin's Bastard making kids will get Pregnant before 2016. Sarah is too old to Fake another Pregnancy for them. Kiss my Kenyan Muslim Ass, TROLL.
DeleteIDK Todd's oldest two daughters have been playing hide and seek for way too long. Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge, say no more!
Delete"2016?" does that mean she's going to shut up between now and then? That would make those my best years since I learned her name.
DeleteGood grief and yuck. Perhaps they are considering running her for VP again.
ReplyDeletePat Padrnos
Notice they didn't use many pics of her from the last two years.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:11:
ReplyDelete"[Sarah] is glaringly unqualified for any elected position. She is a morally and ethically bankrupt woman."
You left out intellectually, psychologically, spiritually, and sartorially. But other than that . . .
Nothing says happy birthday Sarah "I quit halfway through my term as governor of Alaska to do a reality show" Palin like being praised by Newt "I cheated on and left my wife while she was on her deathbed" Gingrich, Donald "I've had casino's go bankrupt and I'm so easy to con into paying for my cronies Hawaiian vacation under the guise of disproving Obama's citizenship" Trump, Ted "The Canadian who's father is from Cuba and fought alongside Castro" Cruz, and Phil "Girls should get married at age 15 and I passed up on the NFL to make duck calls and make millions off the stupid rednecks that are dumb enough to watch my show" Robertson.
ReplyDeleteYour comment wins!
Deleterobertson is a yuppie!
DeleteWe've got a moron, a fat adulterer, a gullible businessman, a Canadian, and a swamp person. This isn't a birthday party, this is a bus to Atlantic City.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
DeleteWow! Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, the filthy Duck Dynasty clan all congratulating Sarah Palin; it's a who's who of America's most narcissistic slimeballs.
ReplyDeleteAnd "Boys will be boys" Allen West...
DeleteBoys will be boys...hey Sarah a movie for your bday... :) :) :)
Also too Ted Nugent and Joe Miller didn't have anything to say. Dr. Laura Schlessinger was missing ... after Sarah stood up so proudly for her! Poor unappreciated Sarah.
DeleteI contacted the outdoor channel, told them they do not vet their "stars" any better than McCain vetted Palin for VP. Told them since they claim Nugent represents them, then obviously they are racists. If anyone tries to assasinate our President, they can thank the draft dodging Nugent who is riling up the rednecks with his hate filled speeches. Palin is a fraud, had to have her father load her gun for her and looked at fishing as though it is something she has never done before, so obviously they never watched her "reality" show. Told them I am disgusted by their choice of on air "talent"
Delete"Newt, Trump and Cruz". Tells you everything you need to know about nutjob Palin.
ReplyDeleteIs that a backhanded compliment from Condi Rice? Maybe Condi didn't think Sarah was going to live that long.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of kiss-asses.
Mrs. Palin was working on a response video but quit halfway through when she realized there wasn't enough money involved.
ReplyDeletepuke, I though condi was better than that...the rest, I knew they were clowns.
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth would you think Condi has any pride or standards whatsoever, when she spent so many years with her lips firmly planted upon George W. Bush's ass?
DeleteGranny Sarah is just a waitin' for a lull in the news to come out with her next pathetic garbled zinger.
ReplyDeleteLol, go to the ShePac site & read their mission statement. Conservative "principals". They're as stupid as sarah. I guess they weren't taught the little "the principal is your pal", way to correctly spell principle. Now let's see how quickly sarah reads this & flys over on her broomstick to get timmy to fix it.
ReplyDeletelooks like ole timmy wrote out the Pac papers in a hurry in handwriting....
DeleteI'm thinking its another palin grifter pac.
Turn it into CREW!
Hilarious!!
DeleteJust another fuckup from the brain trust that "advises" Sarah Palin.
Correct spelling is elitist, don't cha know?
DeleteNo, it can remain unseen and still be believed.
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
DeleteConspicuously absent: Greta VS, Hannity, Roger Ailes, Rupert Murdoch, Glenn Beck
ReplyDelete"fight for freedom and constitutional principals."
ReplyDeleteWe had one of those principals at my high school; he was a great supporter of constitutional principles.
Geesh. What morons. Also, too, "amongst" is not accepted usage in the U.S. It's plain old "among," She-Packs. "Amongst" sounds fancier, but it's not grammatical.
Maybe you should use some of the money you raise to send your young conservative dames to school. I know it's elitist and liberal to be able to spell and punctuate and write within the lines, but it's hard to take seriously people who clearly don't care about the form they use to spread their ideas.
At least, that's what our principal used to tell us.
If the idea of "She PAC" is about drawing more females to the Coservative Partay, WTH are John McCain, The Duck Ministers, Wayne pee air, Mike Lee and other males part of it?
DeleteSpeaking of dogs....saw this amusing conversation in the Day Room (Open Thread) at the Asylum yesterday! LOL!!
ReplyDelete"golfmom3 • 10 hours ago
My husband's Gun Dog magazine came last week. It's the annual Puppy Spectacular issue -- so cute! makes you think you could always have one more good dog.
Guess who is the centerfold?? "A GRIZZLY IS UNPREDICTABLE AND WE'VE GOT THE MOTHER OF THEM ALL! SARAH PALIN, the original MAMA GRIZZLY, takes a journey into RED, WILD & BLUE AMERICA telling stories of the people and places that make this country AMAZING!"
She's wearing a red zip-up Columbia jacket with a flag pin on the left. The face page is IDITAROD UNLEASHED .
AmazedOne1 • 9 hours ago
It's an ad. But it is full page and the centerfold.
Gun Dog is very focused. Features this month include: Puppies!, Today's Bracco Italiano, Shotgun Report on the Benelli Ethos (my boys were drooling over that!), etc."
Baldy....the centerfold in a.....
DOG MAGAZINEEEEEEEEEEE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Well she is a pit bull with lipstick and a B I T C H! This shit just writes itself y'all! LMAO!!!
tehehehe
DeleteAnd a Happy birthday Granny Lulu. Sarah doesn't look a day over 70!
LMAO..MaGriz & Cartmom run that place..
DeleteWell, I bet they paid her a thousand bucks for that. How the unmighty have fallen even further. What's next?
DeleteWas $carah elected "Bitch of the Year" by the readers of the dog magazine?? My neighbor has a Rottweiler who is prettier and smarter than her.
DeleteUmmmm....did anyone else notice that ShePAC released the video THE DAY BEFORE HER ACTUAL BIRTHDAY!
ReplyDeleteMe thinks that Baldy has plans to release something of her own tomorrow...maybe a Birthday Edition of Blood Libel? LOL!!
$carah will be on Inside Edition tonight, from her kitchen, cooking - surprise - MOOSE chilli!! Wanna bet she has no idea what the ingredients are? Lame, dumb, skanky bitch.
DeleteIf only Sarah's shit would hit the fan and find it's way to bury each of her well-wishers who knowingly participate with this farce.
ReplyDeleteIT'S CONSERVATIVE AND CONSTITUTIONAL "PRINCIPLES" YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
ReplyDeleteYour caps lock is stuck. Screaming 'I am not dumb' doesn't work. You are either dumb or a troll.
DeletePrinciples? Like having a pimp for a husband or whores for daughters? Yep, those seem to be the Palin family principles.
DeleteI suppose the subtle genius of e.e.cummings is lost on one unfucking unidiot.
Deleteno troll, just pointing out to whoever wrote the shepac mission statement that it is spelled "principles" in this context, not "principals". fucking idiots...
DeleteNotice the nuts who wished her happy birthday did it TWICE! Was it so the video would be longer than a 1 minute and 30 seconds?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Baldy saw the first draft and said "not enough ass kissing....make them say more Toad"...so the Toad sent them all emails and said..."Baldy said you need to say nicer stuff about her"...LOL!!
I swear they all sounded like they could have been talking about George W. Bush! LOL!!!!
Ted Cruz can't even say 'Happy Birthday' without looking and sounding like an overly dramatic, thoroughly arrogant asshole.
ReplyDeleteThe body may be fifty but the mind within is a terribly malformed 3-5. The malformed 3-5 year old becomes more apparent as the body ages and the personality within becomes more apparent.
ReplyDeleteShe'd fifty in dog years (No offense to my canine brothers and sisters nor the magnificent wolves they've descended from)
DeleteTrue.
DeleteShe must have been molested a lot at that age - hence she is stuck there.
Classic.
Sooo, we haven't seen much of Tundratwat lately because she's resting up from some more plastic surgery so that she can leap out of a giant birthday cake tomorrow and face the throngs of adoring worshipers gushing that she looks younger every day?
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe she thinks she can then sing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to the President (his, hers, the numbskull won't know or care which) and he will throw her onto his horsey and ride away with her to his desert tent and sing "Midnight on the Oasis, Sing Your camel to Sleep" (or whatever the lyrics are to that silly song) to her and... "He does love me, he does, he does!"
Boy, is she going to pen (dictate) a nasty facebook rant when her birthday doesn't go quite like that.
Also absent - Franklin Graham & Billy (remember how Sarah hovered over Billy); anyone in the family - Track, Todd, parents - it seems like in a true Birthday wish family and friends would be included. This "she pac" movie is strictly political. Who gets told "Happy Birthday" by the NRA? If I were a "public figure," I'd want to have a Birthday party with family and friends.
ReplyDeleteHow could a new Pac go into the red so quickly (unless an offshoot of SarahPac). Looks like Sarah or Bristol has a new baby, and it's a "she" this time.
Inside Edition just showed a teaser for tomorrow's show.
ReplyDeleteGuess who's 50th birthday they are featuring?
P.S. - $he looked like yesterday's warmed-over dung pile.
What's for dinner? Moose chili, caribou hot dogs, caribou sausage... another well rounded Palin meal.
Deletehttp://www.insideedition.com/videos/2236-coming-up-on-the-next-inside-edition
Time for a new coat -- she's wearing the same one she wore when she was "pregnant" with Trig and that wasn't new then.
DeleteAnd since we all know she reads this blog, .. Sarah, at one minute after your birth time, you will be closer to 100 than you were as a newborn. I hope your cake catches fire with all those candles..
ReplyDeleteThe video birthday wishes look like they were recorded on someone's cell phone. Poor quality, crappy lighting. No expense spared, hey grifter?
ReplyDeleteLOL -- I find it a little interesting, that not one of those faux noose 'friends', 'co-workers', etc. was even included on this sickening, b.d. wish to whatsername? Do you suppose they have something (just as putrid) of their own planned for her -- OMG! !
ReplyDeleteWell I guess John McCain has pretty much given up the thought that this incredibly reckless choice of a running mate will be forgiven or forgotten so he's pissin on the fire and callin in the dogs. Might as well be remembered as being a gracious well-wisher because he figures even with his health issues, by the looks of things he'll probably outlive her. Can you believe these people,some of them not completely mad, would risk being associated with this Strega, this fucking carping,nattering,low life zombie? Son of Kong, will wonders never cease? I hope I live long enough to see how this shit ends.
ReplyDeleteThe hottest governor from the coldest state. 2008 sure seems like a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteThe Stinkiest 1/2 term governor in the state with the biggest Sex Trafficking Problems.
DeleteThe woman is 50 years old and still acts like a 15 year old bitchy girl who doesn't get her way.
ReplyDeleteAnd she will never change.
DeleteAin't that the truth
DeleteI couldn't watch more than 90 seconds....what a rogue's gallery of delirious and self serving excuses for human beings paraded, pretending to give a shit.
ReplyDelete(You could almost hear McCain thinking, "Am I really doing this? Kill me NOW.")
Made it through the whole video, with the volume off of course. I have a low tolerance to listening to douchebags!
ReplyDeleteActually, this wasn't too bad in that respect. There were quite a few whopee cushions to take the edge off the Douchebags.
Deletewasn't it chuckles jr's birthday yesterday?
ReplyDeletethe only thing I wish her is a slow slow death!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think most of us on here, devoted IM'ers, would not agree. That's a terrible thing to wish for on anyone.
DeleteThe only thing I wish is for her to be held accountable for her unethical and illegal behavior, lose all her money, and be soundly ridiculed.
DeleteThat's been happening since 2008.
ReplyDeleteGod has been good to her??? Yeah, God gave her the money to pay all the plastic surgeons, the Botox injectors, the professional face peelers, the fake tanners, the wig wranglers.... good fucking grief. Underneath all the cosmetic surgery and other fakery Sarah is about as young and attractive as Phil Robertson... but at least Phil Robertson isn't having a very BAD MENOPAUSE.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it ALWAYS a montage of old photos? She looks nothing like that anymore. Bristol's baby bump and old chin even made a cameo! Woo Hoo! The only three missing were Mama June, Honey Boo Boo and Glenn Rice.
ReplyDeleteNot to be outdone, Brancy put up a post about abortion killing black and hispanic babies. Something's not right with that family, just sayin.
So, let me make sure I understand what your commenters are saying here:
ReplyDelete1) Apparently the consensus is that in the past she simply wasn't good enough. Case closed. End of discussion. Is that correct?
2) And, furthermore, there seems to be total agreement that on this, Screechy's Jubilee Anniversary Commemorative Birthday 50th year, she isn't even close to being barely marginally even slightly good enough. Do I have that right?
3) And finally, upon rigorous further analysis, there is the unquestionably unanimous assessment that without any doubt whatsover under any conceivable real-world conditions that she will never, ever, never, ever, never, never, ever be good enough even if the universe lasts ANOTHER 6,000 years. Is that an accurate summary of the collective group wisdom?
Lastly, I want to wish The Screechy Wretch(tm) a happy 50th birthday and thank her for the amazing experience her incredible (albeit painfully failure ridden) political career has been for all of us and wish her a happy, healthy and vibrant retirement in Obscurity, Arizona!
(operative word: 'has-been' ).
This just BEGS for a satirical version:
ReplyDeleteThank you Sarah, for faking a pregnancy: we were running out of ways to symbolize family values, and you faked it!
Thank you Sarah, for showing that you CAN sleep around and remain sanctimonious!
Thank ou Sarah, for getting the church records burned!
Thank you Sarah, we just love how you've kept the lid on the bad behaviour of all your children.
Thank you, Sarh, for showing us how to build a fancy house with windows as big as those in a sports center --even on a budget!
Thank you, Sarah, for keeping all the dirt you know about Rupert and Ailes and, well, you know, to yourself!
--Oh, geez, there are so many more.
Thanks, Sarah, for agreeing to not talk about Todd's boyfriends if he doesn't talk about yours.
DeleteSince the Palins do not pay their property taxes in Alaska, do they pay them in Arizona? Just a thought. The IRS might want to look into that also, too.
DeleteDemocrats File a Complaint Against Darrell Issa’s IRS Scandal Co-Conspirators
ReplyDeleteA conspiracy is a secret plan or agreement between two or more persons to perform together an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act. One might rightfully assume that since Americans elected an African American man as President, Republicans conspired to thwart not only Barack Obama’s presidency, but economic recovery and ultimately the government’s ability to operate normally. Now it appears there was, and is, an ongoing conspiracy between a Republican member of the House and a George W. Bush appointee who is still with the Treasury Department. All indications point to a conspiratorial plot to mislead Congress and the public to harm President Obama and the Internal Revenue Service that prompted two Democratic Representatives to file a formal complaint with the Council of the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency (CIGIE) to put an end to the conspiracy and punish the participants.
http://www.politicususa.com/2014/02/10/democrats-file-complaint-darrell-issas-irs-scandal-co-conspirators.html
There once was a Quitter named Grifty,
ReplyDeleteWho did on her birthday turned fifty,
Her vulgar, vapid ways
Reflect on her face,
And make her look older than sixty!
BWAHAHAHAHA, the wonky eye does not help much.
DeleteDoes ShePAC understand that they have to keep track of and account for any money they take in? More particularly any money that gets spent?
ReplyDeleteThey're backing Scarah - probably not. Stupid is as stupid does.
I wonder what Glenn Rice plans on giving Sarah for her birthday?
ReplyDeleteGlen Rice never called her for "seconds" Right now he must be thanking his lucky stars he didn't call!!
DeleteNow we know where that flurry of PAC money went ... to pay these losers to make a video spot! Where was Poopy Pants' greeting?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Brad Hanson plans on giving Sarah for her birthday?
ReplyDeleteWhat will Glen Rice give Sarah Palin?
DeleteWishing Sarah Palin a Happy Birthday is different from endorsing Sarah Palin as president or as a senator.
ReplyDeleteNot one ever endorsed Sarah Palin as our president.
The GOP is through with that fake bitch. No one on that video has endorsed Sarah Palin for president
DeleteBill Kristol was not featured on that video, and HE was one of the first ones pushing her for VP.
DeleteHey Sarah, during your vp run in 2008, Todd was doing Shailey Tripp according to Boys Will Be Boys.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Sarah
Wonder what Pimp Daddy Todd will give his lil darlin for her big 50?
ReplyDeleteWhich lil darlin?
DeleteDepends on how much allowance the lil darlin gives her unemployed husband.
DeleteVD!
DeleteHis real "lil darlin" is probably half that age. Or maybe he has two and together they add up to 50.
DeleteIs she going to celebrate by having another fake baby?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I remember reading at the time that ShePAC was set up as Bristol's grift, with the "She" being a play on her middle name (Sheeran?).
ReplyDeleteI'd have thought I read that here but I guess not? Gryph?
-sid
What a bunch of undeserved ass kissing.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I hope SHEPac properly licensed "Happy Birthday." It's not a public domain song and if they didn't license it for synching to that video, they're in violation of copyright laws.
Copyright laws, you say? Yep, tied to SarahPAC!
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