Thursday, March 20, 2014

The Washington Times gushes over Palin's new show on the Sportsman Channel, seems impressed that she could get a reality show while somebody like Harry Reid could not.

The picture that has the Sea O'Pee wetting their panties.
Courtesy of The Washington Times: 

Sarah Palin is hitting the road with her guns, fishing rods and “Mama Grizzly” persona. 

The former Alaska governor is returning to reality TV as host of “Amazing America,” a weekly series on the Sportsman Channel set to begin in April. 

According to its billing, Mrs. Palin “takes viewers coast-to-coast where the American spirit and the great outdoors are celebrated in equal measure.” 

“It takes a certain kind of pizzazz for a politician to make the move into reality television,” said Jeffrey McCall, professor of communication at DePauw University. “Harry Reid, for example, could never find a reality television platform that would catch on. The Sportsman Channel, however, has found a great fit with Sarah Palin. Palin has a special attraction for her fans, many of whom are likely viewers for Sportsman Channel.” 

Okay let's stop right there.

These people DO realize that the goal of most politicians is not to move from public service into a realm of entertainment dominated by the likes of Honey Boo Boo and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills right?

Since when does anybody believe that successful politicians are actually jealous of a half term governor, who has lost all political credibility, and is now appearing at the opening of carpet stores and calling into low rated radio talks shows in a desperate attempt to stay relevant?

Answer: Never.

At least the Washington Times got this part right:  

The show is Mrs. Palin’s second direct attempt at reality television. In 2010, she and her family were the focus of TLC’s “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.” The series premiere was the network’s most-watched with nearly 5 million viewers, though the show lost roughly half of that audience after four episodes.

Yep, much like everything Plain does the curious showed up to check the show out and then were driven away by the inherent stupidity and lack of entertainment value. 
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And I will be willing to bet my house that THIS time out will be even LESS successful.

123 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:37 PM

    I actually hate when people comment on her looks negatively...but...wow, she really is a "handsome" woman, isn't she?

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      ...isn't he...?

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    2. PalinsHoax5:28 PM

      Yes, and that's quite a manly jaw that she has.

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    3. Anonymous5:33 PM

      One of Sarah's devoted fans posted a comment on Chuck Heath's facebook page, saying that he should run for senate in a few years when he retires from teaching. The guy even supplied the math, writing that Chuck was two years older than Sarah, which meant that Chuck was 57 and would be retiring in 3 years. Yes, Sarah's devoted fan thinks that Sarah is already 55.

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    4. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Funny 5:33! Either they think she's older or they can't do that mathy stuff you learn in elementary school.

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    5. Anonymous6:07 PM

      Handsome in a manly way, yes.

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    6. Anonymous6:11 PM

      what I love is that when she is currently mentioned at all on MSM, her name is spelled wrong....

      former Governor Sara Plain.

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    7. Anonymous6:16 PM

      Anonymous4:37 PM:
      Have you ever seen her without makeup and her inflated breasts?
      Behold....

      http://www.stars-without-makeup.com/-/pics/sarah-palin/25738-sarah-palin-without-makeup.jpg

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    8. Anonymous6:26 PM

      No, I do not think she is good looking. She is a bit manly and a bit "overused".

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    9. Anonymous7:32 PM

      I like my chicks with longer legs. Mrs. Palin has to wear those heels to make her legs appear long when in fact she has stumpy gams. She's like one of those slutty chicks you see on the beach wearing stripper heels with their bikinis to lengthen the appearance of their legs. Not a good look, for anyone.

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    10. Anonymous8:44 PM

      Chuckles, Jr is still teaching?

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    11. Anonymous8:51 PM

      Washington Times is, of course, the right-wing Bircher paper founded by Sun Myung Moon, one of the most notorious grifters of all time.

      Sarah is so "full of shit" if she thinks that gun has a "full magazine". It will be easy to ignore her Free Dumb on this schlocky faux sports channel, and even easier to ignore her streaming digital pay channel, which Sarah seems to be walking back now as fast as she did with her "Exercise Book" and her "Campaign for
      POTUS". lol

      Poor PeeBots. This fake huntin' bag of bones with the fake tits, fake hair, fake Rx glasses to fix her wonky eye represents their only hope and prayer for a better life for themselves. Bless their hearts.

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  2. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Heaven help the people anywhere near her if they actually give her a loaded weapon. She's got no clue how to handle or shoot a gun. What a farce.

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    1. Anonymous6:15 PM

      Field and Stream tore her a new one, as a result of the hilarious (except for the caribou) faux hunt on her last reality show. Those columns are probably there on the F & S site, many many hunters commenting that it was a phony show.

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    2. Anonymous8:17 PM

      http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/gun-nuts/2013/02/sarahs-shooting

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    3. Anonymous8:56 PM

      http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/hunting/2010/12/6th-shots-charm-sarah-palins-alaska

      http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/gun-nuts/2013/02/sarahs-shooting

      Sarah is considered to be a joke by experienced hunters and outdoor enthusiasts.

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  3. FL Mom4:50 PM

    As if Harry Reid would be interested, Gryphen. But, OTOH, if he were half as wiling to shake his hairy ass and dazzle the ladies with that giant dick he's been swinging around as the Wasilla Whacko is to shake her skinny ass and sometimes boobs, then there just might be a market there. You never can tell ...

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  4. Anonymous4:55 PM

    If that was the best they could do for a 30 second teaser... massive fail. But her fan club will love her none the less... And that how it is gonna be.

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    1. Anonymous5:30 PM

      I think that Sarah appeals to an ever-narrowing base. Most people realize that she is a joke. Now, Sarah's appealing to the ye-haw crowd. It's clear that she will never run for office again, no matter what her fans want to believe. She cannot win an election for president with her very limited base. Ye-haw!

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    2. Anonymous6:07 PM

      She couldn't win an election for dog catcher. And "full heart and full magazine?" Yeah, they forgot full of hot air and full tee shirt stuffed with whatever to see her hotness to the rubes. Sarah is pitiful. Hopefully, the Sportsman Channel is the end of the line for her and her TV career.

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    3. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Wait..so she always 'comes' with a full magazine nearby? No wonder Todd won't sleep with her.

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    4. Anonymous6:55 PM

      "full heart and full magazine"

      I think they meant she'll be wearing the "full rack". We KNOW she doesn't read.

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    5. Anonymous8:58 PM

      "People Magazine" is full of pictures. Sarah is so full of freedumb.

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  5. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Reid is making a practical, positive difference in the lives of Americans, Palin, not so much. Also, there is nothing that makes a woman look more whorish so quickly than a pair of gaudy platform stilettos (especially those ensconced with the American flag).

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      When you have to wave the flag by sticking it on your feet or on your chest, maybe you are trying too hard to look patriotic. Remember, Todd was AIP, Alaska Independence Party for 7 years. Sarah spoke at the meeting. Is Todd All American, Red, Wild and Blue, too?

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    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      "Also, there is nothing that makes a woman look more whorish so quickly than a pair of gaudy platform stilettos (especially those ensconced with the American flag).
      You forgot to say that those 'shoes' are a couple of numbers too big.
      I wonder what it is with her, that she always seems to have shoes that are a couple sizes too big. Is that, because she has huge callouses on her feet, or that she has huge 'corns'?

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    3. Anonymous6:03 AM

      bunions

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    4. Anonymous5:26 PM

      cloven hooves?

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  6. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Pizazz? Try grasping at straws to remain in the limelight.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      The way to say it is that Palin will do and say anything to get attention, kind of like a little kid throwing a tantrum or dressing up in weird clothes for the shock value. Maybe she'll flash a boob if nothing else works.

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    2. Anonymous9:01 PM

      Pizazz? I've never seen it used as a synonym for moose shit. Must be a regional thingy.

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    3. Anonymous10:38 PM

      7:09

      "... flash a boob ..."

      i don't think you'd want to see the cross eyed skank's saggy, wrinkly, dried up old windsock ..

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    4. Anonymous5:26 PM

      That had to be a typo, they meant "pissass"

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  7. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Turn on Rachel, she's nailing palin !!

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    1. Anonymous5:26 PM

      When Rachel needed to pick an example of a political prediction that Bill Krystal made that turned out badly, she lead off with the cruise when Krystal fell in love with Palin and picked her to be McCain's VP. God choice, and great example of Krystal getting stuff wrong over and over.

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    2. Anonymous6:04 PM

      I saw that! After I checked out some really old youtube from just before she was picked. Here are a few comments--- these are too funny! The "fans" before they became c4p worshipers;

      AussieKen 
      I think shes going to be the VP.

      T Kim Lang
      She's hot!

      guitarprince 
      God, I hope so. I think she's incredibly charismatic and flat-out brilliant.

      ctang 
      I agree he would win hands down with her.


      LOL! WRONG on every count!!

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    3. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Visit c4p sometime. They are a hoot, especially when they get into fights over will/she won't she run (uh, never) and who know her mind the best and the biggest fan.

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    4. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Typing Sarah Palin 2016 @ the PeePond = "Giving Orders to Sarah" or "Telling Sarah What to do"

      Her "fans" are so ignorantly funny that it's hard to have pity & compassion for them. Lord, I apologize...

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  8. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Honey Boo Boo has a reality show. If that is the basis for value as a political figure, we are in more trouble than I thought.

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  9. Anonymous5:16 PM

    She's done in politics and she knows it, hence the hatred Facebook posts. My oh my, how "God" took her servant's heart and put her right where she needs to be. She doesn't care, money and attention are her gods.

    VP wannabe to reality tee vee......gee, $arah, how low can you go to remain, what in your head you call, "relevant."

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  10. She really has a goofy looking smile on her face and those red/white/blue heels leave a lot to be desired. Yuck!

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  11. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Oh, please. Consider the source. The Washington Times is owned by the Reverend Sun Yung Moon's church, is arch conservative, and has the most dubious of journalistic credentials. It is widely considered a joke. Enough said.

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  12. Anonymous5:23 PM

    No politician has ever worn a t-shirt with their initial over a big star on it. Sarah Palin has been marketing herself and her family since McCain discovered her. She has never felt the call to serve as an elected official, but to take the pageantry of campaigning and leaving out the meat of real hard work.

    She is an imposter. Her only motive is to keep herself in the limelight and reward her family with their own shows for putting up with her.

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    1. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Right on! Sarah has only ever been interested in fancy pageant walkin' and what it could get her.

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  13. F U McCain5:23 PM

    The proper word is chutzpah, not pizzazz.

    Politics is Hollywood for ugly people - Mark Twain
    Real politicians don't expect entertainment careers as a "back up career" after politics.

    Palin is different because she NEVER wanted to be a politician; she ONLY wanted to be a celebrity.
    The irony is that she got exactly what she always wanted ever since she sat at that sports caster desk - she is a celebrity.
    The fact that she faked a Governorship to get there is truly mind blowing.

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    1. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Hmmmmm. chutzpah can be a good thing, like "pluck." $carah exhibits hubris, like fuck.

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    2. Anonymous8:42 PM

      Yes, it's hubris, not chutzpah.

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    3. Anonymous2:46 AM

      And she faked a pregnancy , too.

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    4. F u McCain6:23 AM

      Hubris, yes, thank you!

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  14. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Let's see what other politicians do. Jimmy Carter has led an amazing life working with Habitat for Humanity. Bill Clinton has a World Initiative that serves the poorest in the poorest countries. GWBush paints dogs. His father just counts his money at the Carlisle Group. Some former governors have become lobbyists or talking heads on TV. I can't think of a senator or governor who quit their dignified job to star in a cheap reality show. Well, Tom DeLay was already out of the Senate and under indictment when he went dancing with the stars. Let's be honest. Sarah quit her job as governor to cash in. When it was discovered that Sarah was not able to read the prescripted answers on Fox, her ghost written books were as crappy as her TV appearances, this is what she is left with. The next step? She'll be selling stuff on some shopping channel.

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  15. Anonymous5:38 PM

    She needs to bring back Joe Sixpack to enhance the hard right brand. The more America sees of Sarah, the wearier it grows of the GOP's message.

    This is a good thing.

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    1. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Well, some of them are hard, some of the time, but the others, not so much. Remember her demographic.

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    2. Anonymous11:50 AM

      joe freakin six pack gots hizzelf a union job.....SELLOUT JOE is his new name

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    3. Anonymous5:32 PM

      That's "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Sixpack" is Joey Junker splurging at the beer distributor.

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  16. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Be honest now, most of you ladies on here would do anything to look like her, amirite? I mean, she's fifty years old but look at her! She is very beautiful still.

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      I know! She's so smart! And articulate! The White House is not big enough for Sarah. Sarah should run for president of the world!

      Sarah would win every gold medal in the Olympics if she completed. She doesn't complete because it would be unfair to America athletes. That is proof she loves America.

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    2. Anonymous5:58 PM

      Makeup,wigs, and plastic surgery are amazing things. But no, I look just fine and would never want that giant bobblehead.

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    3. Anonymous6:00 PM

      You are right. I would do anything to have her stuffed bra! And her wigs are to die for!

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    4. Sarah Palin is hideous: unhealthy, ungroomed, balding and skeleton-thin, with disturbing swellings in her face, blow up breasts and hands like claws. But what makes her most hideous is the hatred and ignorance that seeps from her every pore. She is loathsome.

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    5. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Oh yes. I want my bones hanging out, my boobs enhanced with fake ones, and the ugliest shoes on the planet (not to mention the most disrespectful of the flag she purports to love.) I am 60, and I'll compete with old Sarah any day. I at least have never done drugs, do not live on Taco Bell and Red Bull, and will not break a hip from osteoporosis in the next 10 years. The woman is not beautiful. She is as fake as her rants are. Fake hair; fake boobs; fake family; fake eyebrows; fake fake fake.

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    6. Anonymous6:17 PM

      An NBA insider told me Sarah was offered a $250 million contract to play point guard for the World Champion Miami Heat but turned it down. He is well respected, so it is probably true.

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    7. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Yurrite! Every night I pray, "please, God, lower my IQ by half." He never answers me.

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    8. Anonymous6:24 PM

      Anon 5:41pm:
      Behold...

      http://www.stars-without-makeup.com/-/pics/sarah-palin/25738-sarah-palin-without-makeup.jpg

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    9. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Actually I am 5' 10", weight about 125 lbs, I have long flowing hair and not a wig, I run and ride horse, run a cattle ranch and a business that hit the 850 million mark last yr, also have a property management business that grosses over 13 million and am set for life. I am happily married to my very fit Spec Forces Vet Hubby that is 6'5" and weighs in at about 300 lbs of love muffin. We have 6 children, all successful and 5 grandkiddos that we love to bits. I will never have to worry about $$ as long as I live and I am deeply, romantically in love with my husband. Why would I be jealous of SP?

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    10. Anonymous7:06 PM

      Really? Beautiful still? Sarah was always a manufactured image, a creation. When she was governor, she had a tattoo'd lip liner and she wore darker lipstick. The hair is fake; she wears wigs and too much make up. Mabye it is because of the truly ugly things that she writes and says that destroys whatever looks that she might have. Actually, Sarah goes out of her way to look cheap and tacky. (Dolly Parton used to joke that it takes a lot of money to look that cheap. But Dolly is smart, and she is a talented song writer and performer). Palin looked good when the highly paid stylist made her up for the 2008 campaign. They dressed her beautifully and made her up tastefully. Cheap and tacky is not beautiful.

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    11. Anonymous7:22 PM

      I still laugh at John McCain tlling that one peporter that the statute of limitations is run out on asking him questions about her. That's your legacy, Johnny, the man who unleashed the batshit.

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    12. Anonymous8:41 PM

      Not even her husband wants to sleep with her anymore.

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    13. Anonymous8:46 PM

      5:41: Sigh. You're right. We' re so jealous of the lovely talented Sarah. I'm sure she could be the next SuperModel if she wanted to. She looks amazing for her age. She is so vibrant. So lovely. So patriotic. So loving. And what a mother! Beautiful, vibrant attractive, educated children with so much talent and ability. I mean, look at all this family has accomplished. Wow. It boggles the mind. And the wonderful work they have done promoting special needs kids. Trig looks well taken care of, doesn't he? I mean, I've seen him with glasses, and sometimes they almost fit him. I think I saw him with a hearing aid one time. And he's five, and talking in two word sentences! And he walks, and I'm sure Sarah will find time to potty train him before he's 8 or 9. She's just so darn busy being vibrant and titillating. And Piper seems to have gotten to 13 without having her face smashed into a cake. Bravo Sarah! You are such a role model. Track and Bristol have their degrees, and are happily married to the parents of their children. Willow is educated and working. I admit it...I would give anything to be you. My husband of 37 years, my two kids with three degrees between them, both working professionals with spouses. My brilliant and talented grandkids (the 1st grader is reading Nancy Drew books already.) My life in music. How can any of that compare to what you have built, Sarah? I don't have an airplane, or a tour bus, or mansions in two states. I don't have plastic surgeons on call, or a closet full of wigs, and I haven't worn high heels since college. I never will know what it feels like to dress like a hooker. I am lost. Sigh.

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    14. Anonymous9:36 PM

      Anon @ 6:20---

      You win the internet today!

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    15. Anonymous2:49 AM

      You are so right! I just turned 50 myself . And though I used to be 5'9, I am now 5 ft 8 1/2 after a disc back problem. I so wish I was short legged like Sarah. I lost 15 pounds this year and now weigh what I was when I was single and my head and body are in proportion. I wish I had a bobble head like Sarah.

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    16. Anonymous4:22 AM

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

      If I looked anything like $carah Palin, and had her intelligence, I'd slit my wrists

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  17. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Sarah is a hunter. She hunts for Track's meth stash

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    1. Anonymous7:00 PM

      She buys it and joins in. Remember the kitchen pic of him and the "fat-bottomed girls" Christmas?

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  18. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Look it's BIGFOOT. Jeez, $carrah,, can't you get some kind of surgery done to shrink those canoes at the end of your legs?

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  19. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn5:52 PM

    The tacky "S" on her patriuuuhtic sweater...SuperSkank or Shithead? You decide.

    PS--did she REALLY appear at the opening of a carpet store?? I was actually hoping for a used car lot or a pawn shop, but sweet Jebus on a bagel, I'm SO wishing it's true!

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    1. Anonymous6:05 PM

      The "S" on her shirt is for her fans ... she calls them SUCKERS.

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    2. Anonymous9:22 PM

      The Big S is for STUPID.

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    3. Anonymous5:36 PM

      The "S" on her shirt is for "Shirt".

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  20. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Personally I hope she croaks. I am sick of her.

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  21. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Wow, her face looks strange! Like the smile is pushing up into her cheeks but they are staying stationary. See that straight line above her mouth, absolutely straight. Maybe she just got back from the dentist, a couple of root canals there to produce that weird frozen look. Now if there is a new game change they'll have to get someone like Phyllis Schafley to portray her, Palin looks way too old for Julianne Moore.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Botox.

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    2. Anonymous5:42 PM

      In her case, it's spelled "Buttocks". They use donor fat from a family member, don't worry, with two kids in booty school, she'll start looking "normal" in about ten years.

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  22. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Harry Reid doesn't need a reality show, he has a real job.

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    1. F u McCain6:34 AM

      Job?

      Ewwwwww!


      -any palin

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  23. Anonymous6:25 PM

    Who would I rather be? Harry Reid? One of the most powerful and highly thought of persons in this nation?Or SP, who is on her 2nd or 3rd obscure reality show?

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  24. Anonymous6:27 PM

    We would have to pay extra to get that channel so we will not be seeing her show. Also, I think it is disrespectful to the American flag to put it on tacky shoes.

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  25. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Yeah, praise from the Washington Times is nothing to crow about. They don't have much credibility and it doesn't help that they are owned by the late Reverend Sun Yung Moon and his Unification Church. They're a loser outfit that only has an audience because they've allied themselves with the GOP.
    M from MD

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    1. Anonymous8:39 PM

      The Mooney Times

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  26. Anonymous6:55 PM

    Shouldn't it be she's full of shit!

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  27. Okay, I don't know what to make of this because I want to believe every negative thing I hear about Palin, but I am just going to throw this out there for comments:
    I just had a conversatiion with some future in-laws from Alaska.
    We are all VERY liberal and these people are huge outdoorsmen.
    I made some derogatory remarks about Palin and what an unbelievable fraud she was and they said that she is not well educated, but is very smart and that she had the well-earned name of Sarah Barracuda because she was so aggressive and focused. They also said that, when it came to being an outdoorsman, she was the real deal- that she did hunt and was very skilled.
    I am more comfortable with beliving she is a complete fraud and would love for some one who,actually knows her to comment, not just someone who hates her and will give emotional comments.
    I also hope that someone who knows (her) will finally come forward and give us the key to finally proving and outing her for the fake birth of Trig.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      If a "skilled" outdoors person can't hold a rifle correctly then I think you have your answer.

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    2. Anonymous8:11 PM

      Sarah had a "reality" show where she was supposed to shoot a caribou. She missed four times. She couldn't load the gun herself. Her father had to do it for her. She asked, "Daddy, does it kick?" Does that sound like a skilled person? Later, her father made the excuse that the gun site was off. If he was such an expert, why didn't he check it before loading it and handing it to Sarah? I agree that Chuck is an outdoors man, and he took Sarah along, but their actions and comments were recorded for everyone to see. If it's a TV show, you take a couple of minutes, load the gun and take a couple of test shots at a tin can or something nearby. Chuck should have handed it to Sarah and told her to practice. All of this was obvious to me, and I'm not a hunter. They put on a terrible show, and it showed Sarah at her worst, not as a skilled outdoors person.

      Sarah posted some photos from a trip she, Todd, Chuck and some other guy made to Moose Camp.The guys went hunting and Sarah picked blueberries. I'm not making this up. Those are the pictures and comments that she chose to post on her facebook. She said that she was freezing, and she was wearing a thick camo outfit. Some skilled outdoors person.

      She was also a fraud as a governor. Her staff did all of the work and made her look good. They had worked for a previous administration, and they knew more than Sarah did. At first, they hoped that she would learn and grow into the job. Then, they realized that Sarah was lazy and was never going to learn anything or do anything. They were going to do all the work and make her look good, and they were pretty angry about it after a while. They lived and worked in Juneau. I wonder why Sarah didn't want to stay in the state capitol where the people who ran the state did the hard work.

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    3. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Yea, let's see, she couldn't load her own rifle and had to ask he Daddy if it kicked and couldn't hit a stationary caribou in 4 tries. I'm inclined to say "not a hunter".

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    4. Anonymous8:15 PM

      A skilled hunter uses her own gun, checks the sight first, doesn't miss every shot at an immobile animal, and doesn't have daddy throw the bolt for her. A skilled hunter doesn't pose for a picture with a dead animal and then props the gun with the barrel pointed at her for the picture. She not only is a fraud, she is a fucktard extraordinaire.

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    5. Anonymous8:15 PM

      You wanted to know if Sarah was one of those skilled, outdoors people? She does not know how to ride a horse. There are only a few photos of Sarah on horseback. Once at the Reagan ranch and once she was doing "mounted shooting," namely, shooting at some nearby balloons while someone lead her horse around in a ring. In both pictures. Sarah holds on to the saddle horn. No experience rider on a Western saddle holds the saddle horn.

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    6. Anonymous8:16 PM

      If she can't hit a tethered Moose with FIVE SHOTS, and has to ask her daddy "does it (the gun) kick?" , then you know the answer.

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    7. Anonymous8:17 PM

      Also, a skilled hunter would never hold a military rifle with the butt up by her face. The officer had to quickly push it down before she broke her face. Such a pity that he was paying attention.

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    8. Anonymous8:39 PM

      She had to have her dad load her gun in her last crappy reality tv show. She asked Levi how to work the gun that was under her bed.

      She was Sarah Baraccuda because she was an asshole on the court (she scratched and scraped to get the ball), but not a good ball player.

      She is not smart, but wily...big difference. She knows how to sell herself. But there are a multitude of women who are more skilled outdoors-people than Sarah Palin.

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    9. Anonymous9:33 PM

      Lovestruth@7:07 pm,

      Peruse the two links I posted earlier for articles from the Field & Stream website, including all of the regular readers' comments. It should tell your folks all they need to know about Sarah's "pretend expertise" on hunting. Someone already said it earlier, but it is worthwhile to repeat: SARAH PALIN IS A JOKE.

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    10. Anonymous1:58 AM

      Hiya Lovestruth - As an Alaskan who actually knows the Palin family, I have to disagree with your future in-laws' assessment of Sarah. Sarah IS very disliked here, but she is NOT smart. She has relied on charm and looks and the work of other people to get ahead. Always has. Sarah IS aggressive and she IS focused BUT only on two things: being a celebrity and getting even with those she feels have wronged her. Otherwise, she is lazy. And a fraud. Always has been. It just always wasn't obvious. That's why she got as far along here as she did.

      Like you, I also, too, hope someone will come forward with the truth. I'm betting it will be Bristol who will be hankering for another book deal once the PAC train runs out of steam and money to keep her quiet. I'll hedge a bit and put another side bet on Willow. She's never gotten her fair share of the grift. Greed is a powerful motivator.

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    11. Anonymous7:17 AM

      I call bullshit, lovestruth.

      I am an Alaskan and I can definitely agree with Anon 1:58. NO ONE up here, liberal, conservative or in between, respects Sarah. She is a joke to us--and an embarrassment. That's why she's living in Arizona these days. You don't just quit on the people of Alaska and expect them to have any respect for you. She is a quitter and a fraud and no matter how desperately she tries to paint herself as a real Alaskan, she has no idea what that is.

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    12. Anonymous7:23 AM

      If you "lovestruth," my dear, why are you here trying to whitewash Sarah as something she definitely is not? You claim to have "very liberal" in-laws that think Sarah is the real deal? Bullshit. You wrap your BS in what you think us "libs" want to hear to make you sound like anything but what you are: a paid troll just trying to make it look like Sarah has some sort of "Alaskan cred" when all of us who actually live here long enough to qualify for the Permanent Fund know she is a liar, a quitter, and a fake Alaskan.

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    13. Anonymous8:19 AM

      Yes, Sarah is respected in Alaska, that's why she's front and center in all political events, a spokesperson for local turism and..wait..

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    14. Thanks for all the replies (except for the inarticulate yet predictable one calling me a troll-LOL) and mostly to 1:58, who seems to actually know the Palins.

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  28. Anonymous7:30 PM

    Incasing one's "feet" in the flag of the U.S. is obscene.

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    1. Anonymous8:34 PM

      Yes, and probably a violation of the Flag Code, as is that disgusting shirt.

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    2. Anonymous9:40 PM

      If you've ever seen her gnarled corn-laden hoofs, you would understand that, while the flag ho-heels are tacky and disgraceful, they are better than the alternative of going shoeless.

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    3. Anonymous4:29 AM

      As is wearing the Star of David to make "friends"... as is wearing glasses when you are cock-eyed and not near-sighted... as is hauling a rifle around when you cannot shoot the side of a barn a few feet away... as is advising the President and the First Lady how to behave when you are a mean and ignorant hot mess... as is railing against abortion rights when your sexual history if so very suspect, etc. etc.

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  29. Anonymous7:40 PM

    Humble she is not. Anyone who has to resort to tacky flag shoes and t shirts is not patriotic. She has become a product selling an image that she can't live up to she may as well be bathroom tissue or Detroit car show girl.I am so sick of her followers going on about how hot she is and the "Lib" women are not as if that qualifies anyone to be a leader. I feel sorry for her daughters, yes they are awful too but can you imagine having a mother that competes with you?

    And if i were Bristol i would want to keep Joey Junker away from her, she is not a mom she is a self centered older women who's whole life is centered on how "hot" she is, a couger and proud of it. If she wanted to get rid of her image as being a stupid uninformed idiot all she has to do is go on a network that isn't Fox news and actually participate in real unscripted discussions, that is something you will never see and that is something her fan club will never demand but it is something that people with any real smarts should look for. She is nothing but a snake oil salesman selling a product that only became a need when a black President was elected to the White House.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 AM

      When your family is in the sex trade, you see everything as sexual.That;s why Sarah and her girls would rather be considered "hot" than "smart." That is why we are treated to the sight of a fifty-year-old grandmother that dresses like a 20-year-old prostitute and reduces everything to the crudest of sexual terms. She hangs out with pimps and hookers, so how would she know what was classy--or even appropriate?

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  30. Anonymous8:12 PM

    Some people prefer shows that stimulate the intellect, and some people get excited watching bullshit geysers. Shit For Brains appeals to the second set.

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  31. Anonymous8:41 PM

    No matter what she is doing , the woman always looks like she
    is cruising for some guy. At first, when Palin was being told what to wear and how to act by campaign handlers she looked okay.
    After she lost , she went right back to the real cheap looking and behaving, Palin. And Lovestruth 7:07 PM who said that people in
    Alaska who know her, said that she is focused , NO WAY ! Did
    you see her on Hannity.....totally a dazed, messy looking crazy
    person trying to move her mouth and blink her dead, deranged
    eyes. She babbles , snarks ,lies and cannot control her jealousy
    against our President and First Lady. She tries to control the
    screechy , pitch of her voice, but her hatred for all who do not
    agree with, and or compliment her , sets her off in that high
    pitch rant. Palin is the most unfocused person out there!
    By the way, is she American, Jewish or Russian now. Since
    Putin rides horses bare chested and is a bully, I would pick
    Russian!




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    1. Anonymous6:11 AM

      " Lovestruth 7:07 PM said that people in
      Alaska who know her, said that she is focused , "

      sooo......people in Alaska live in Arizona now? How else would they know her. She does not live in Alaska. She can not legally own a gun.

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  32. Anonymous11:09 PM

    The S stands for shitmouth.

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  33. Anonymous3:48 AM

    I'm reading Bossypants and I just got to the part where Tina Fey talks about Sarah Palin and she says pretty much the same things that she has said before, that Sarah was polite to her, that she offered to have Bristol babysit her daughter…and then she gets to the point AFTER the election where Bitchface trashed Tina Fey and Katie Couric and blamed her for "exploiting" her and Tina Fey's response is: "Nice reality show."

    Classy, simple and to the point.

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  34. Anonymous4:03 AM

    She gonna run out looks each week she gets a plastic surgery,I'm glad she works for her pimp husband

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  35. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Washington Times, a CPAC sponsor, probable made deal with sportsman channel to advertise this fine example of American patriots enjoying the great outdoors.

    Cuz nothing says rill patriot more that flag hooker shoes, car racing and getting gored by a bull (hope they have that ObamaCare thingy)

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  36. full heart, full magazine, empty head, empty soul

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  37. Anonymous7:27 AM

    Yeah, that woman has President of the United States written all over those cheesy photographs.

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    1. Anonymous8:14 AM

      I concur.

      DoubleAnus

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  38. Anonymous7:39 AM

    A scarecrow in fuck-me pumps is still a scarecrow.

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  39. Caroll Thompson1:45 PM

    Sarah might well have a full magazine, but she does not play with a full deck.

    I am with you this one G in that I too (also) would bet my house that this show will be even less successful that the last show. I would love to know where one can get the ratings on it. My guess is that Sarah will batting less than 1,000.

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  40. Anonymous9:37 PM

    Breaking News: Sportsman Channel had to call in the cavalry. It's no longer just Sarah's show.

    Actor & Comedian, Mark Christopher Lawrence to Co-host Sportsman Channel’s “Amazing America with Sarah Palin”
    03/21/2014
    http://www.thesportsmanchannel.com/newsandevents/pressroom/news.php?ID=988

    "Bam! April 3rd Amazing America with Sarah Palin and Mark Christopher Lawrence airs!"
    https://twitter.com/MarkChrLawrence/status/446129786549989376

    Lawrence uses twitter to recite Bible verses. He & Sarah should get along famously. ;-P

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