Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Hearing that the Obamacare sign ups have exceeded 7 million, Glenn Beck loses what's left of his mind.

"Whaaat?"
Courtesy of Right Wing Watch:  

Declaring that the seven million figure was obviously phony, Beck flew into a rage against Obama and the "rat bastards" in the media who refuse to hold him accountable for his pathological lying. 

"This guy," Beck said of Obama, "you put him in a military uniform, I'm not kidding you, you put him on a balcony in a military uniform, this guy is a full-fledged dictator." 

"He's a sociopath!," Beck proclaimed, later in the broadcast. "He's sociopathic!." 

Then, after an hour of ranting about Obama and the press and the Republicans, Beck finally snapped and declared that he is "not going to pay attention to these people any more, I am not going to waste my life," screaming that "I have a right to pursue my happiness, I have a right to do what I was born to do!" 

Wow! And you thought Glenn Beck was nucking futs before.

I am still somewhat confused as to how millions of people getting access to health care is infringing on Glenn Beck's pursuit of happiness, but he is clearly angry about it, as you can see by the splotchy flushed look on his face as he announces that his "state of mind is great."

The funny thing is that this is much the same response as can be see all over Right Wing blogs, conservative radio programs, and of course Fox News.

After constantly claiming that that there was no way for the Affordable Care Act to sign up the predicted 7 million users before March 31st, now they are either claiming the numbers are false, having a nervous breakdown, or both.

Gee I wonder if Obamacare covers mental health as well?

36 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:53 PM

    what's with the frosted eyelashes - WTF ?!?

    is his next happy stop, calling in life, the world wrestling federation ?

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      If you enlarge you can see it's the lighting. Looks satanic to me, lol

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    2. Anonymous5:50 PM

      OMG!!! I am SO sorry I did that!! His eyes ARE satanic looking! Hope I can get that image out of my mind before I go to sleep tonight.

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    3. hes also doing I-am-fat-so-I-will-grow-a-goatee. This is up there with comb overs. hes not fooling anyone..

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    4. Anonymous8:21 AM

      I was thinking the same thing, dumb fat fuck middle aged men, grow these beard things to look young, but in reality look like dumb fekkin redneck idiots, damn it I HATE these beards, but it makes ID'ing the idiots a lot easier. wooow, I'm backing off the caffeine now! Beck = asshole, palin too!

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  2. Anonymous4:59 PM

    From the link above at Right Wing Watch, last paragraph:

    Upon returning from the commercial break, Beck resumed railing against all of these same people while simultaneously asserting that he was done paying attention to them.

    I haven't seen Beck in years, still insane, I see. Does anyone listen to him anymore?

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    1. Anonymous6:33 PM

      He really doesn't need an audience: He has thousands of viewers inside his head.

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  3. Yes, it does cover mental health issues. You're welcome.

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    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      And, luckily, it also covers pre-existing conditions because Beck has been bat shit crazy for years.

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    2. "And, luckily, it also' doesn't have limits" "because Beck has been bat shit crazy for years."

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  4. Anonymous5:20 PM

    He's going to do what he was born to do? So calling POTUS a liar is a secondary vocation for his real dream job.. Hey, Glenn, McDonalds needs a 21st century overhaul of Ronald McDonald. Go for it, asshole!

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  5. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Cue Sarah in 5...4...3...2...

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    1. Anonymous6:30 PM

      She's too busy shakin' her maggot-infested money maker for Fallon.

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  6. Anonymous5:29 PM

    I thought this guy was near death, going blind, and had some incurable disease (other than ObamaHate.) He is clearly as sane as Palin, Nancy, Bachmann, Rush, and so many more who 'speak' for the right. When will this insanity end? Anyone recall this song from the 60's? "They're coming to take me away..ha ha.To the Funny Farm. Where Life is beautiful all the time."

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  7. Anonymous5:34 PM

    dipshit beck reminds me of my neighbor across the street - verbatim - whom i figuratively luv to knock out of the park whenever the chance presents itself, too easy keeping my batting average at .1000 - brainwashed dumb ass

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  8. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Jimmy Fallon tweeted that Palin will be on tonight.

    Last minute addition to tonight's show. We've got
    @SarahPalinUSA stopping by to do something fun!
    #FallonTonight

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Please tell me it's really going to be Tina Fey. I like Jimmy. I would hate to have to ban him from my TV for having the Todd castrator on.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:17 PM

      Sarah Hollywood!

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    3. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Anita - Sarah Broadway. Fallon moved the Tonight Show to NYC.

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    4. Ailsa7:52 PM

      I just watched her. I never thought I'd say this (maybe I'm coming down with something) but she wasn't that bad.

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    5. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Anon 8:08 PM - I'm in a particularly foul, Glenn-Beck-type mood tonight, only directed at Sarah Palin...and Jimmy Fallon or whichever Tonight Show exec thought it was okay to grant Palin's last minute request. I've really enjoyed the Tonight Show with Fallon...a lot...but I can't watch tonight or ever again. I've lost the respect needed to enjoy the show. (I couldn't watch the Today Show after her 'co-host' gig, either, after watching daily for over a decade.)

      It's just not okay. First, the last minute request from Palin was extremely arrogant and inconsiderate; second, it's never okay to give Sarah a boost on such a show. Are they unaware that she's a complete fake who injects poison into our political dialogue? It would be different if she was running for national office or if Fallon was going to do a serious interview and hold her accountable. But the plan is to promote her by giving her a cute comedy bit. It's not any more acceptable than if they'd do the same with the head of the KKK,Ted Nugent, Bryan Fischer.....

      Bleh.

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    6. Anonymous8:56 PM

      @7:52 Yes, she was that bad. If that was supposed to be comedy, the joke was that Sarah was chewing gum, making funny faces and rolling her tongue around in her mouth. Grimaces? Reactions to what Jimmy-as-Putin just said? She is no comedian, and she was so smug at getting put on that show at the last minute. Promote her show? It was mentioned at the last minute. Judging from the promo's that I've seen for it and Sarah's low brow humor, she really is appealing to the lowest layer in the swamp.

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  9. Anonymous6:13 PM

    you put him in a military uniform, I'm not kidding you, you put him on a balcony in a military uniform, this guy is a full-fledged dictator.

    You mean like this?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/George_W._Bush_walks_with_Ryan_Phillips_to_Navy_One.jpg

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  10. Anita Winecooler6:16 PM

    Is it wrong that I'm laughing this hard? The man needs to be institutionalized.

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    1. Anonymous12:28 PM

      Rightwing fantasy world, where providing people the opportunity to get affordable healthcare is sociopathic, but starting 3 illegal wars in which thousands of Americans (and many, many thousands of innocent locals) are slaughtered is "heroic".

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  11. Anita Winecooler6:22 PM

    OT

    Another shooting at Fort Hood. Here's President Obama's statement.

    Four shot, two dead and the coward killed himself according to news ticker.

    http://theobamadiary.com/2014/04/02/the-presidents-statement/

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  12. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Beck's delusional behavior is on par with that of most any Holocaust denier.

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  13. Boscoe7:01 PM

    Reality is a conspiracy against Glenn Beck.

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  14. Anonymous7:14 PM

    omg I didn't think I could hate this scum any more than I did

    Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA 1h
    Got to deliver some straight talk to our neighbor, the tyrant across the Bering Strait. Tune in to the Tonight... http://fb.me/2UoH6psKy

    Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA 2h
    Ran into Mr. Strong Genes and Mr. Mom Jeans at the Tonight Show. Tune in tonight! And tomorrow to Sportsman Channel! http://fb.me/1fV0dCzQX

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      She was AWFUL, very stilted, no comic sense and it was very distracting to see her gum her teeth and poke her tongue in her cheek. Dirty hair and frequently worn old black jeans.

      Same old, tiresome routine-mamma grizzly, AK near Russia blah blah. I think she would have been funnier if she finished off the bottle of vodka first.

      Total waste of air time, luckily didn't miss Pres. Clinton on Jimmy Kimmel !!!!

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  15. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Glenn knows he is going to loose everything over the libel suit against him by a Muslim. It's pushed him over the edge.

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  16. Anonymous7:56 PM

    The bitch was just on Fallon and he actually gave her a nice little slot. What the fuck! Now he's got Dennis fuckin Leary. What gives,

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      That must have been Sarah Palin's comedy audition. Memo to Sarah. You're no comedian, but I was laughing at you. Were you chewing gum or tobacco? Or, do you just roll your tongue around in your mouth to look sexy?

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    2. Anonymous8:54 PM

      What did she do?

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  17. Anonymous8:38 AM

    When will the country's nightmare be over...?....when Beck is no more.

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  18. Why is this douche still on TV?

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