Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Oklahoma gun range has plans to serve alcoholic beverages on site. Because nothing goes together quite like booze and bullets.

Courtesy of Fox 25:

A new Metro business, slated to open this spring, is taking the steps needed to serve liquor on-site. 

Owners say the state-of-the art indoor gun range will make history in Oklahoma, although across the country the concept is not new. 

At 40,000 square feet co-owner Jeff Swanson says Wilshire Gun will be a full-fledged destination. 

"As a group we wanted to build a place, the first one in Oklahoma, where you could go in, shoot, enjoy the retail area and then go to the café," he said. 

The plan calls for 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes, a simulation room, classrooms, and VIP Lounge. 

But it's the cafe that's raising some eyebrows. Swanson says they want to serve food and alcohol. 

"I've not seen a business that does the firearms that has a liquor license," said ABLE Commission spokesperson Capt. Brent Fairchild, "but it's possible that if they apply they could be the first one." 

But don't worry the new facility has a plan for keeping things safe.

Folks with the range insist it can be done safely. They say they're working with several ranges from California to Texas who have never had a problem. 

They just have to ensure folks shoot, then drink, and not the other way around.

Yes because reasoning with an armed drunk ALWAYS has a positive outcome. 

My father was a raging alcoholic, from a proud tradition of alcoholics, and even HE knew better than to mix alcohol and firearms.

I once saw the man take his quarter horse over a jump with a can of Old Milwaukee in his hand. Never spilled a drop.

But he did not take out his gun if he was under the influence of alcohol. And he was almost ALWAYS under the influence of alcohol. Some things were just too risky, even for an old cowboy.

Introducing alcohol into an environment with massive amounts of ammunition and multiple firearms seems like a recipe for disaster to me.

And according to a 2011 study there is already evidence that gun owners have a propensity toward alcohol abuse, so inviting a bunch of potential heavy drinkers into an environment which combines deadly weapons and  deadly force, seems akin to inviting pyromaniacs into a match and gasoline store.

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Expect to hear about a shooting there. After all it is in the horrible state of Oklahoma - loaded w/Republicans and Christians (that don't practice faith at all!).

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  2. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Alaska Senator Pete Kelly (R-Fairbanks) going to stock the bathrooms with pregnancy tests then? Fred Dyson

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  3. Anonymous2:52 PM

    It's amazing how many ways there are for gun humpers to demonstrate the miniscule size of their wedding tackle, isn't it? At least this'll keep 'em off the streets. Just let these pinky-dicked wonders shoot each other before they get back on the road, thereby greatly improving the human gene pool.

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  4. Anonymous3:17 PM

    God works in mysterious ways.

    I'm going to hell, aren't I?

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    1. Anonymous3:47 PM

      Unfortunately, it's likely that the innocent bystanders are the ones who will get caught in the crossfire, not the drunken shooters.

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  5. Anonymous3:35 PM

    I could not care less about what these gun fetishists get up to. At least in this controlled environment they can get wasted and shoot each other instead of killing innocent people. Someone should just fill the place up, lock the doors and don't open them until they're all done. Too dark?

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    1. Anonymous9:15 PM

      This is gonna kill the bidness down at the tittie-bars.

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    2. Leland4:00 AM

      @9:15

      NAH! That's the next step for the place, bring all the "dancers" in to draw more shooters.

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  6. lostinmn4:00 PM

    Screw it. Let em get as likkered up as they want. Let em carry their loaded pieces into the bar. Let em get lap dances from each other wives and girlfriends. Then let the shooting start. I'm all for these crazies thinning their own herd in a controlled environment than having them out on the streets.

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    1. Anonymous7:35 PM

      A .M .E .E. E .E .E. N....

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  7. Anonymous7:34 PM

    Let them get drunk and shoot each other! yay..!

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  8. Anonymous9:13 PM

    Sounds like an *uppity* Thursday night bowling league. But with fewer fistfights and more 2nd Amendment exercises to settle the "My dick is bigger than yours" whinefests among the gun-enhanced, pencil-peckered TeaBag gun nutters.

    I'm sure it will be a *classy* joint that the baggers will be proud to bring their mom or their favorite bovine sweetheart. Bless all their hearts.

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  9. Randall Yee-Hawwww3:37 AM

    ATF

    Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms
    ...that's just a good weekend here in the Dakotas.

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  10. Anonymous3:37 AM

    Well, it's not a nice thought but at least the gun nuts would be shooting at each other.
    Beaglemom

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