Tuesday, April 01, 2014

You know it is the first of April when the Lunatic from Lake Lucille pops her head out of her burrow, sees her shadow, and then goes on Facebook to complain about nothing in particular.

From the fool for every month's Facebook page:

My Own Final Four Bracket For America’s Future Holy Moly! 

Are you kidding? You’d think one who is representing the mighty Badgers, who made it to the Final Four based on sacrificial work ethic and discipline that obviously pays off in the end, he who represents the great state of Wisconsin that hosts this underdog celebrated college basketball team, would understand that future success depends on hard work and sacrifices. (Oh, more basketball references. That never gets old.) The latest Ryan (R, Wisconsin) Budget is not an April Fool’s joke. But it really IS a joke because it is STILL not seeing the problem; it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending TODAY, instead of speculating years out that some future Congress and White House may possibly, hopefully, eh-who-knows, take responsibility for today’s budgetary selfishness and shortsightedness to do so. THIS is the definition of insanity. (Well she would know.) Do we still not understand how dangerous it is to allow government to grow unchecked as we shackle ourselves with massive debt – a good portion of which is held by foreign nations who don’t necessarily like us? If we can’t balance the budget today, what on earth makes us think it will happen at some future date? The solution is staring us in the face. (That could be the wig. I think I saw a face on it.) We need to rein in spending today, and don’t tell me there is nothing to cut when we know every omnibus bill is loaded with pork and kickbacks. (Well we could further cut military spending, get rid of tax subsidies for oil companies, and stop paying farmers not to grow crops. Oh she means making budget cuts that only hurt poor people who need government assistance. How silly of me.)

Reading the article linked below gave me the same reaction that my daughter just caused when she punked me with a very unfunny April Fool’s Day announcement. (Really which one said the rabbit died this time?) As my Dad would say after these April Fool’s announcements, “This would kill a lesser man.” This out-of-control debt is killing our economic future. 

- Sarah Palin 

Apparently Paul Ryan has attracted Teabagger scorn by creating a pretend budget that only cuts social programs to the bone, ends government ownership of Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, and repeals Obamacare, but does not suggest selling the first born children of Democrats currently serving in the Senate.

The budget gets 40% of its savings from the repeal of Obamacare which will never happen, and much if the rest from cuts to social programs that would never pass the Senate in its current form. So essentially it is a creative writing piece with no real connection to reality.

However the Teabaggers don't quite get that, and decide to attack it, apparently just for something to do:

Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation, told Breitbart News "Ryan's budget should be found in the book store in the fiction department. If there is one thing we know about Washington, increased spending now with the promises of spending cuts on the future means we will get the spending but never the cuts." 

Ben Cunningham, founder of the Nashville Tea Party, told Breitbart News it is fitting that Ryan released his budget on April Fool's Day. "On this day when we celebrate fools, we are once again presented with a budget by Republicans and asked to believe it is something more than a political document," Cunningham said. 

Mark Kevin Lloyd, a Virginia Tea Party activist, was equally dubious. "I got tired of watching Popeye reruns when I was a kid in the '60s," he told Breitbart News. "Wimpy was always asking for a hamburger today, and offering to pay next Tuesday. That is exactly what this budget does for us."

And since the Teabbaggers have their panties in a bunch that means that Palin has to get her granny panties all wrapped around her bony thighs as a show of solidarity. After all what is April first without the resident fool making an appearance?

In my opinion this is yet another indication that Palin is absolutely panic stricken that the Tea Party is leaving her behind, and she is trying to kiss blubbery middle age ass in order to get back into their good graces.

So desperate is she in fact that she is ready to haul her skinny ass down to Florida in order to rub bony elbows with on of her endorsees.

Wow a Facebook post AND a personal appearance. Gee that will almost make up for the fact that Palin is unlikely to pony up any actual cash. 

115 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Sarah - looks like you went on a big bender last night.

    She can hardly hold her big head up today on an airplane

    https://twitter.com/SamFoglesong1/status/451084118453788672/photo/1

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    1. Anonymous5:16 PM

      Is that really her? She looks ugly & old in this shot. Perhaps the fellow snapped the picture during some pretty bad turbulence; I guess that could explain it.

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    2. Anonymous5:19 PM

      She looks like a mess-- or an April Fools Day Joke. She must really need those shades, too. The light is too bright.

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    3. Anonymous6:05 PM

      It's those giant lobster hands, totally her, but how on earth is she pulling off cleavage?

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    4. Anonymous6:06 PM

      That was from one of her appearances last summer or maybe it was the bus trip summer...who remembers. I think she was trying to get some air in her fake boobs.

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    5. Anonymous6:12 PM

      I see the $kank's flying coach these days?

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    6. Anonymous6:13 PM

      Oh, a BBQ. Sarah must be digging out those black capris, her SuperSlut shirt, and her flag shoes. Don't forget the Belmonts. These guys are paying $500 each, and they aren't going to hear you, Screech. They want to see you stagger around and bounce that fake chest.

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    7. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Not her. There's cleavage.

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    8. Anonymous6:21 PM

      HAHAHA - looks like skank's fried brain is tryin' to decipher whether the bottle of water in the armrest is that or vodka - next, when nobody's lookin', she's gonna steal a swig hopin' for the latter

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    9. It looked to me like she was giving Sam Fogelsong the evil eye from behind her shades for having the temerity to take a cell phone picture of her.

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    10. Anonymous8:16 PM

      BAWAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Flying coach and so drugged up she is about to fall over!

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    11. Anonymous3:36 AM

      $carah is complaining about one of her daughter's unfunny April fool's joke. Could she be refering to Bristle's ANOREXIC article (from Brancy)??

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    12. Anonymous5:51 AM

      Sarah needs to lose weight.

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    13. Anonymous5:52 AM

      Flying alone? Where's her official purse carrier? In Anchorage seeing to his business?

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    14. Anonymous7:45 AM

      maybe he's at lamaze classes with his girlie friend.

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  2. Anonymous4:46 PM

    O/T but the ad plunked into the middle of this blog is for the butt-ugliest pair of clunky-heeled red cutout shoes I've ever seen. I haven't shopped online for shoes in ages- could it be a suggestion that I want my feet to look like Sarah?

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Ads pop up for what you've commented on subject-wise.

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  3. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Are you kidding? You’d think one who is representing the mighty Badgers, who made it to the Final Four based on sacrificial work ethic and discipline that obviously pays off in the end, he who represents the great state of Wisconsin that hosts this underdog celebrated college basketball team, would understand that future success depends on hard work and sacrifices.

    That ridiculous run-on sentence means that Sarah is writing her own material again. Paul Ryan has nothing to do with the University of Wisconsin's winning basketball record. And, I thought that Sarah made fun of President Obama when he made out his basketball brackets for the NCAA playoffs. Never mind that Obama's brother-in-law is a real live basketball coach, and he loves the game.

    And just what was Bristol's April Fools Joke that scared the S... out of Sarah? Another pregnancy? An elopement? Come on, Sarah, don't tease us.

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    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Definitely Sarah. "he who represents the great state of Wisconsin that hosts this underdog celebrated college basketball team" She always uses the combination "he who".

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    2. Anonymous5:56 PM

      She must think Ryan is a WI Senator and not a Congressman. The Badgers aren't in his Congressional district; he's not their Representative.

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    3. Anonymous6:05 PM

      So suddenly Sarah cares about the Final Four? Yeah, right. It is funny to see them piling on Ryan though. This is the exact same budget he presents every other year. Last time they loved it. Now, I guess, it doesn't have enough cuts in it. Never mind that you can never raise revenue for their precious military without raising taxes...it's why we're in this mess..Bush's unfunded cash giveaway to Blackwater and Halliburton.

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    4. 4:57 Maybe she gargled.

      5:13 yep for real the insufferable journalist fraud retard hasn't grasped the English language yet.

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    5. Anonymous3:40 AM

      4:57 Maybe it is Brancy's blog about anorexia that she thinks is not so funny? Can't be another pregnancy, that seems to be a yearly occurence with Bristles.

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  4. Anonymous4:57 PM

    I don't get how cutting obamacare cuts the deficit when it is actually projected to DECREASE the deficit.

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    1. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Yeah, the GOP doesn't get that one either...among so many other things.

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  5. Anonymous5:07 PM

    The barbecue is by invitation and 500 dollars donation to attend.

    Something tells me Old Sarah is going to get paid to show up, she is not known to give away anything for free...well maybe one thing for free but she can't help that it runs in the family so we won't mention it here.

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    1. Anonymous5:33 PM

      The PAC will pay for anything that isn't covered by the lucky candidate. Sarah has to justify that PAC

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    2. Anonymous5:49 PM

      The last time Sarah gave away something for free was her sex romp with Glen Rice.

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    3. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Will "what's in it for us?" Toad be there or are they over? btw, did Toad's girlfriend ever have that baby?

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    4. Anonymous8:18 PM

      They better sober her up and spackle some makeup on that fugly face of hers then.

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    5. Anonymous8:21 AM

      5:49 Poor Mr Rice never realized the price he would end up paying for that little booty call. Even if he was 'fond' of her at the time, as he is quoted, bet that doesn't hold true now. How embarrassing for his family to end up as a punchline to a joke all these years later.

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  6. Caroll Thompson5:09 PM

    The Ryan budget is out of control. Basically, the Ryan budget proposes to help poor people by pulling the rug out from under their feet. Food Stamps, student loans, welfare (TANF), Medicaid and many lessor programs will all be cut down below the bone.

    So let me get this straight. The capitalists of this world are making more and keeping most of their profit, and the rest of us are making less thanks to the Republicans. And now the Republicans want to help people by cutting their food, their health care, their ability to go to college, etc...

    But that is not good enough for Sarah Palin. I guess she won't be happy until all of us are living under the bridge and our kids are dying of starvation. Even then, she would put a troll on the bridge and all of us would have to pay a toll I suppose. As long as she is living in the lap of luxury; I guess that is all that matters.

    A pox on all their houses.

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    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      5:09 "And now the Republicans want to help people by cutting their food, their health care, their ability to go to college, etc... "

      You know it's the FRAUD! Really, they should go after them. How about starting with cheaters like this?

      http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-03-27/news/fl-yacht-food-stamps-20140327_1_fraud-charges-yacht-minnesota

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    2. Anonymous6:15 PM

      More than a pox on that bitch. Plague, shit and a heaping load of nasty.

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    3. Anonymous3:43 AM

      6:15 I think $carah was born with a "heaping load of nasty" Can't wait for the $$$ to dry up, and see the entire family having to WORK for a living. Since they claim to be such hard workers, it won't be difficult for them, will it? Ha, ha.

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    4. Anonymous9:13 AM

      She's hoping to get hired as the troll on the bridge, dontcha know?

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  7. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Yes, Sarah, America must end wasteful spending. Let's start with Medical Care for Alaskan Natives that can afford their own coverage. We'll call it End the Palin Mooching.

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    1. Anonymous6:15 PM

      I would have NO problem with means testing before use of IHS.

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    2. Anonymous6:27 PM

      That would mean Willow and Bristol would have to pay for their own birth control.

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    3. Anonymous7:32 PM

      How about DNA tests for Todd and all of the Palin claimed offspring? Track Menard, busted, Piper Menard, busted. Trig, possibly Native, but not by Todd and Sarah.

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  8. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Hey, hey Sarah, did'ja see this?: http://www.politicususa.com/2014/04/01/obama-rips-republicans-why-mad-idea-folks-health-insurance.html

    Chaps your ass, doesn't it? Hope it stings you but good, you fucking moron.

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  9. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Yet Sarah never includes any better proposal. Lame argument, no ethos.

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  10. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Sarah doesn't like Paul Ryan's budget. What does that have to do with the Final Four? Does that that Sarah won't be cheering for the University of Wisconsin this weekend?

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  11. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Heh, love the number of retweets: 33. Shitload of star-power there!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      Oh but all those fb likes! She's beloved by so many!! lol

      From Sportsman Channel's FB:

      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153982746055273

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    2. Anonymous10:58 PM

      Yuck, SP Channel, just yuck.

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  12. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Being told to stay away from the '08 RNC still stings, eh Esther? You were among the elite until you opened your mouth. RUN, you carnival barker coward who knows nothing but parrots what you're told to say if you can even keep stuff straight in that drug-addled head of yours. Also too, you're the last person to be talking about debt, even if you understood how this all works, There's records of debt you piled up while in office, you imbecile. Go castrate a pig,

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      And she was mysteriously missing in Las Vegas last weekend at the Adelson Cattle Call..

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    2. Anonymous6:08 PM

      @5:47 And we know how much Sarah loves Israel. She would have worn her Jewish star, too, also.

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    3. Anonymous7:01 PM

      '08 she was vp candidate....I think you mean '12....

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  13. Anonymous5:45 PM

    How much is Lizbeth paying ole' bony ass anyway? Sweet, sweet kiss of death.

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  14. Anonymous5:50 PM

    POSTAGE, Baby!!

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  15. Beldar J Conehead5:53 PM

    Heh heh heh...

    Oh, The Screechy Wretch(tm), we (wish we) hardly knew ye.

    It's funnier when you read her cranky bleatings and simultaneously reflect on what a supernaturally inadequate human being she really is.

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    1. "Cranky bleatings" is superb.

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  16. Anonymous6:06 PM

    That is one lame ass invitation, one of the Palin kids go to photo-shop school and get paid PAC money to whip up the uber patriotic imagery?

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  17. Anonymous6:08 PM

    What was Bristol's ha ha ha April Fools Day joke?

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  18. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Sooo... How much will this BBQ set her back? The last person where Tundra Turd showed up, had to pony up a cool $100K...

    Also, too... Isn't her 'premiere' this Thursday??? How come $he does not promote it???

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      Sarah hasn't seen a 100 grand since 2008-2009 she'll get about 10 grand and that ticket to fly coach.

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  19. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Punked her by telling her Ma, I'm preggers again?

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    1. Anonymous3:47 AM

      6:10 Nah, that seems to be a yearly announcement from Bristles.

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  20. Anonymous6:11 PM

    I know that part of Florida - used to vacay near Boca Grande. You know what Boca Grande means, right? BIG MOUTH. What an appropriate place fro Alaska's BIGGEST (and stupidest) MOUTH to visit. Suck it, $carah - it's liekley the only thing you are good at - and since Toad likes hookers, you're likely not very good at that either - $carah Pain, failure, quitter, failure, quitter.. .. ad infinitum.

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  21. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Repeating part of my comment on the previous post:

    Distraction....She's doing it again--this time, to create headlines unrelated to Thursday's big tv premiere.

    She's done nothing to promote the Sportsman Channel's Iditarod series with Todd. She hasn't been retweeting the Sportsman Channel's recent promotions for her show. And today...just a few hours ago, with barely 2 days notice, she's scheduled an RSVP campaign fundraiser in FL for the same evening as the show.

    I'd be pissed if I were the Sportsman Channel exec who thought it was a good idea to make her the face of the channel.

    (That said, I wouldn't be surprised if the show has fairly decent ratings, in spite of Sarah Palin.)

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    1. Anonymous9:12 PM

      Maybe she knows how bad it could be. Sarah hasn't seen the final edit. She just sat in front of the green screen and read what was handed to her.

      It is strange that she hasn't promoted Todd's hosting duties on the same channel. He appears for about a minute, between the commercials. How often does that guy get to be on TV, anyway?

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  22. Anonymous6:26 PM

    Anything to spend a little more time away from Piper and Trig.

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  23. Anonymous6:35 PM

    I think I read that Sarah's candidate is running against three others in a primary. Anyone from Florida know how she's doing?

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  24. Anonymous6:37 PM

    I bet Sarah got a great deal on airfare to FL by purchasing her ticket the day before travel day. Conservative values put in action!

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  25. Anonymous6:47 PM

    blueniner • an hour ago
    "Watching Sarah Palins new Sportsman Channel trailer is going to be a hit, Sarah Palin is going to help make America cool again... "

    lololol

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    1. Boscoe6:51 AM

      You betcha! $a®ah™ knows all you gotta do is take anything tacky, white-trashy and/or rednecky and wallpaper it with American flags made out of sequins!

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  26. Anita Winecooler6:50 PM

    Holy Moly, Batman!
    Oh Cheeses she's so dang folksey!
    She authored that one herself! Don't mix alcohol, stupid, and drugs, kiddos! You'll end up joking about your kids being pregnant, then go to Florida for a tic tac and a speech. I think she likes Florida because of it's shape and location on the map.

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  27. Boscoe7:14 PM

    Pffft. Cut military spending in half, tax the churches, tax capital gains at a normal rate, end corporate welfare for profitable multi-billion $$ companies. Problem solved. Next?

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    1. Anonymous9:04 PM

      I am so with you!

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Penalties for off-shoring money. Let's cut out subsidies to the oil and gas industry cronies.

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    3. Anonymous3:51 AM

      No tax shelters for millionaires, no subsidies for private jets and yachts. Also, too tax churches. The priests are popping up everywhere, building mansions with millions of $$$ of donations.

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    4. Anonymous4:36 AM

      They could just do away with the tax loophole that allows people like mitt Romney to pay 13 percent in taxes and probably fund most of these programs.

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    5. Anonymous8:07 AM

      I believe Mr Mitt's overall tax liability was closer to 9%. Guess he didn't want us to see those returns in case he was actually 'overpaying'. He said America wouldn't want a president who overpaid.

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    6. Anonymous8:36 AM

      People will get smarter and smarter eventually. Seeing what these religious leaders do w/the donations received from their attendees will eventually stop or slow down considerably. Why put the money in their pockets to live better than their parishioners? Makes no sense at all!

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  28. Anonymous7:37 PM

    That illiterate rant was obviously written by the Holy Moly her ownself.

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    1. Anonymous8:19 PM

      "He who" and crazy nonsensical run-on sentences are a dead give away. Someone forgot to lock up the Crackberries. Either that or she's cutting down on those consultant fees since her PAC is no longer bringing in the big bucks and is bleeding money.

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      And Holy Moly claims to have a degree in Journalism. From what cracker jack box?

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    3. Betcha the School of Communication (it couldn't possibly be journalism, which has a foreign language requirement) at UIdaho never, never sends the former Sarah Heath anything. Not alumni reports. Not requests for money. They just want everyone to forget that $arah claims to be a grad. Even her.

      Could you blame them?

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    4. Anonymous8:34 AM

      I have friends who actually did attend and graduate from the U of Idaho and they do not claim Sarah Palin. It's kind of fun needling them though! Haha!

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    5. abbafan8:44 AM

      Isn't the University of Idaho or one of its campuses located in Moscow, ID? Perhaps that's where $arah first saw Putin rear his head; was it up your rear $arah, you stupid imbecilic bitch??

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  29. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Well, bloggers blog about nothing

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    1. Anonymous8:16 PM

      Isn't Grifterella basically a blogger only she uses Facebook instead of Blogger or WordPress. The sad part is that until recently she couldn't even handle that and had ghostwriters/consultants to blog for her.

      Here's Sarah's blogging formula: Rant, outrage, name call bumper sticker sayings, link to Brietbart , Mark Levin or Bristol.. throw in an occasional family pic when deflecting from criticism...plug latest book/reality show..lather, rinse repeat. A 5 year old could handle that and she uses her followers hard earned money to pay several people to do it. Not so fiscally conservative is she, at least not with other people's money.

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    2. Anonymous9:04 PM

      7;44 PM You are pathetic. If bloggers blog about nothing, why is your simple ass here making asinine comments again? Is Your Dildo broken again? You have NO life and you are an obsessed panty sniffing Palin Stalker.

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    3. Anonymous10:09 PM

      You must have read my blog. :(

      ~ Bristol

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    4. Anonymous3:55 AM

      9:04 Oh, dear, someone woke up Bristles. She must be too hung over to add "grow up" "get a life" "we live vibrantly" Maybe she sees the handwriting on the wall, the end of the free $$$ is at hand and her pathetic Brancy blog is not exactly a hit. Much like her DWTS and Life's a Tripp - sinking, sinking.

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    5. Anonymous4:01 AM

      Poor 7:44 PM. No matter what you do or how you spin it, facts are facts. Your queen is washed up politically and a worldwide laughing stock except to the most lunatic fringe. The more you defend her, the more stupid you look.

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    6. Anonymous8:23 AM

      Gee, Frank Johnson, you are sure interested in hair dressing...

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  30. What are these baggers talking about? cruz wasted over 24 billion dollars so he could read aloud Green Eggs and Ham. Then there was another 11 billion just the other day. Don't forget about the unnecessary wars and medicare part d. The cherry is they are paid big buck and benefits for not working. How many millions is that?

    the insufferable witch doesn't know a real bear from yogi the bear. the juvenile snow trash is so far out of the loop that she is down right loopy. Boy she doesn't mind expressing her stupidity.

    Too bad her weight loss isn't attached to stupidity because she would be rail skinny. Lose weight bitch and stop being so damn stinky. Everything she does is dirt worthy.

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  31. Anonymous12:49 AM

    I was researching a few things Clinton supported as President and found this. WHY have I never heard this? We know he isn't a moral man, and that his leadership ability makes people forgive his indiscretions, but holy God. Now, I am the first person who gives a second chance and forgives, and I know his personal life is forever comic fodder.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1157708/posts

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    1. It's from free republic, so it isn't worth clicking on. Also too, try to stay on topic, dear. This thread is about imbecile Palin.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 AM

      Thanks, Nefer. I suspect this is a distraction troll.

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    3. Anonymous9:23 AM

      freerepublic is a cesspool.

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  32. Anonymous12:49 AM

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1157708/posts

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    1. Anonymous6:25 AM

      consider the source. the publication, whose followers are known as freepers, were behind trying to destroy dan rather and the dixie chicks...they have an agenda and have never been above gross exaggeration.

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      Boy, those repubs are terrified of Hilary, aren't they?

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  33. I like the five year old picture from her "Going Dolt" book, used for the BBQ ad. Aren't those idiots for a surprise when the crazy old bag lady shows up? The scary aunt that always ruins the 4th of July picnic.

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  34. Anonymous4:22 AM

    Hey sarah speaking of economic futures I know where you can get a deal on mouth wash to get rid of that nasty taste from
    all the ass you suck.Oops forgot you don't use many hygiene products except for the cheap perfume you shower your self with.Silly me!

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  35. Anonymous4:30 AM

    Dear Mrs. Palin.

    Where oh where are the Death Panels you threatened? Where oh where can they be? Btw, that was a fine pile of shit that came out your ass, as with everything else you say.

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    1. Boscoe6:46 AM

      Actually, Death Panels turn out to be true, just not the way $arah imagined. What's happening is that conservatives have been whipped into such an apoplectic hate/fear frenzy that they refuse to go to the websites and sign up to get insurance.

      Mark my words, we're going to see an epidemic of low-income conservatives dying off from lack of care due to the hatred and fear of anything Obama that is being force-fed to them by Fox and the rest of the wingnut-o-sphere.

      Wouldn't surprise me if some day we'll see these people the focus of a class action suit and held liable for the rampant disinformation they've spewed.

      I don't think it'll take more than a few well publicized cases of "Momma died from her diabetes because Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh made her too afraid of 'tyrant Obama's death panel murder care' to get treatment" before lawyers will smell blood in the water.

      The right wing propaganda industry had better be very afraid of what will happen to them if they are ever held responsible for the results of their lies.

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  36. LisaB25954:48 AM

    What is the solution, Sarah. Be specific. In fact, why don't YOU submit a budget?

    Oh wait, that takes knowledge and hard work. Paying someone to write horrible opening sentences on Facebook is much easier.

    Really, that is a horribly written sentence. Horrible. What the hell does that even mean? And the next part is even more poorly written. You are not getting your money's worth. I counted at least *seven* adverbs in there. Seven. The adverb is not your friend, Sarah. It is symptom of weak writing. If something is so obvious that you feel the need to point out how obvious it is, you probably don't need to say "obviously."

    But maybe you're paying by the word, in which case it's in the author's best interest to pad it out with lots of---dare I say---pork barrel modifiers. :D

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  37. Anonymous5:48 AM

    That backyard barbecue poster, why is Sarah Palin's name listed first? Sarah should be listed second because they are supposed to be there for Lizbeth Benasomething. Its not about Sarah!

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    1. Anonymous6:22 AM

      How come everybody uses Sarah Palin's old pictures for their posters? Why don't they use Sarah's K-Mart picture?

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    2. Anonymous6:29 AM

      It's always about Sarah Palin:

      Sarah Palin's Alaska

      Amazing America With Sarah Palin

      Etc etc

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    3. I think they should use the one from New York with the droopy skirt, disco blouse, inflated boobies and the hooker shoes. My god, what a crawled-out-from-under-the-bed-and-wore-whatever-stuck look that was.

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  38. Anonymous6:19 AM

    Too bad ryan is too big of a pussy to bark back at the yapping little bitch. You'll note the closest she ever came to nipping at the ankles of one who may bite back is with the now infamous governor of NJ. The only thing that saddens me about his descent into "unelectable" is the fact that he will no longer be in a position to publicly reject & humiliate her. I knew before shit hit the fan regarding his aspirations to run for potus that he was a vengeful sob & whoever dissed him would pay once he was in a position to retaliate.

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  39. Anonymous6:24 AM

    I'm sure Trig loves bbqs, will he be there with his "mother"?

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      Depends on who you consider is Trig's mother.

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  40. Anonymous8:08 AM

    Wow I just read this comment on another blog and it's amazing how the Palins are looked upon. A lot of people really hate them.

    sallyinmi on April 1, 2014 at 11:03 am

    Sarah is a fool every day. As is her evil mouthed daughter. She ought to actually read some of that book she is now touting on her FB hate page. You know, the parts about love and forgiveness, about helping others and not lying.

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  41. Anonymous9:04 AM

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/02/sarah-palin-reads-dumb-breitbart-thing-accepts-challenge-writes-something-dumber/

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  42. Anonymous12:00 PM

    She is doing that Shakespeare thingy with the word sacrifices .

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  43. Beldar Mac Conehead4:59 PM

    "ends government ownership of Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, "
    D'OH!!! Fannie and Freddie are both publicly traded companies not owned by, um... oh yeah... the government.

    (Google is your friend)

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