Of course I only care about Alaska's so I thought I would share those here.
Adult Friend Finder: It gets lonely up here. What do you expect?
AR-15: Alaskans LOVE their guns!
Bestiality: Still lonely.
Bird Watching: Yeah this is the wrong blog to explain this one.
Couch Surfing: This must be from the younger crowd, who alternately crash at different friend's houses instead of getting a permanent place of their own, or more recently use it as a way to travel while saving money on hotel stays.
Mail Order Bride: Did I mention how lonely it can be up here?
Pull Tabs: Alaska's substitute for casinos. I have never participated, but it is a big thing up here, especially with the native community.
Sarah Palin: I think that might just be me. Everybody else up here seems completely uninterested.
I an not particularly surprised by these examples, but I have to imagine there were many others like Hawaii (Alaska's favorite vacation destination.), weather (Alaskans are obsessed with this.), and PornHub (Have I ever mentioned how lonely it is up here?)
Does that hit the nail on the head? Pretty much.
ReplyDeleteTake heart. I'm caught between sniffin' glue and back shaving. BTW, WTF is/are "pull tabs"?
ReplyDeleteIt's like a slot machine, where you pull tabs off a ticket to see matching numbers and a winning. You can collect as soon as it is verified. Never liked it, seen lots of people blow their pay checks on it while their kids are hungry.
DeleteIn many states "pull tabs" , are a legal gambling card sold in most bars. You buy them and tear the tabs off to see if you win. Pay out is instant. But like all gambling, some people don't know when to quit. Most establishments that sell can pick what group a percentage of the profits go to. Better payout than lottery tickets, though pay outs are smaller.
DeleteYou really should move, it being so lonely. You might consider the state where they think about back shaving above all else, or possibly ferrets. Really, the world is your oyster.
ReplyDeleteEvidently everyone in Maine like their pot. And cats. And Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance. Not a bad list.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of old ladies with cats around here. And of course, with pot going on the ballot in 2016 (it already passed in Portland, Maine's largest city) and medical already allowed, Mainers are stoners, no doubt. I forgot about the Lord of the Dance. What a great song for a Sunday - off to the Youtube go I.
Take into consideration that these are not the top searches for each state. Some one made up a word and found out which state googles that phrase the most. It's not really a representation of the states, but a joke based on the bias of the reviewer. America is not that retarded.
ReplyDelete5:29? You're SURE about that? (SNARK!)
DeleteActually, I bet Sarah Palin googles Sarah Palin more than you!
ReplyDeleteSarah Heath's home state is the Meth capital, coincidence....I think not.
ReplyDeleteHow's Track doing these days?
DeleteBRISTOL PALIN how come Alaska is known for searching for Mail Order Brides on the internet when they know you have been looking for a trial husband up there and having a hard time at it too?
ReplyDeleteIt could be because her mother Sarah is part of the package and the Alaskan men don't want any part of that mess?
DeleteALASKAN MEN, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MAIL ORDER BRIDES WHEN YOU HAVE BRISTOL UP THERE LOOKING FOR A MAN, AND SHE HAS A BOAT TO BOOT?
ReplyDeleteSend me a picture of her boat. Awwww forget it, that cow has been mounted too many times.
DeleteI've lived in Portland all my life and I love pornhub.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can imagine Alaska and other places loneliness factor.