Refusing to have sex with a drunk woman, just because she wants you to choke her a little. Well in Florida, that's a shooting.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,” according to News10.

 Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he knelt in the street. 

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of his apartment. 

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink, pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing. 

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found being choked arousing.

Apparently when he tried to leave, because "things were getting weird,'" she  pulled out a gun and started waving it around.

The gun went off and then when he tried to make a break for it, she started firing shots at the ground and demanded that he kneel down.

That's when police arrived, at which time the drunken lunatic tried to accuse Santos of choking her, and that she was only defending herself.

Fortunately for the guy, there were no bruises on her and she smelled like a distillery.

Kind of hard to use the "stand your ground" defense when you can barely stand.

And people wonder why I don't date anymore.