Monday, July 28, 2014

Funny but I don't remember a Professor Mephistopheles.

This is the first time that I realized that Evolution Sexuality, Psychology, and Witchcraft were all interrelated. I swear I never get the important memos.

And not to get too descriptive, but having slept with two pastor's daughters and a pastor's wife, I can pretty much attest that learning about Jesus does NOT always mean they do not know about sex.

If you get my meaning.

12 comments:

  1. Randall2:08 AM

    Evolution = scary
    psychology = scary
    sexuality = really scary

    This poor bastard is self-persecuting.
    (and a real fun guy to be around, I'll bet)


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  2. Anonymous2:30 AM

    Oh dear Gryph! Naughty boy! ;-)

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  3. Anonymous2:50 AM

    The stupidity knows no bounds.........with this attitude,we deserve extinction....

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  4. Anonymous3:30 AM

    Not at the same time, I hope.

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  5. Leland3:50 AM

    Idiots like this were all hot and bothered in my home town a few years ago about the Harry Potter series teaching children witchcraft and they made a huge effort to get people to show up for their book burning. Screamed and raised hell for a month.

    The day of the event? LOTS of news people and only 2 - Count 'em, TWO - people showed up. They were so laughed at they didn't even light the fire. Didn't even talk to the news crews.

    On the local news station that evening, they were almost finished reporting when they had a nice ten second blurp about it. The reporter said something like, "Oh and the big book burning?" they switched to the scene and sounded the busier noise that some of the game shows use to emphasize WRONG! Then they closed for the evening.

    Poor babies.

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  6. Anonymous4:35 AM

    That psychology is some scary stuff. Especially when it works with people with whacked out religious beliefs.

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  7. Anonymous4:37 AM

    The placement of his placard is hilarious. I believe the man is over compensating. Grins. And yes Gryphen, I know exactly what you mean. Wicked Evil Grins.

    Connie

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  8. Looks like the Devil is waaaay more fun than Jesus!

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  9. They added witchcraft to the common core?

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  10. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Maybe I am reading the sign wrong. I thought the old dude was giving props to the devil! HAHA My Bad.

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  11. Anita Winecooler5:21 PM

    Ohhh Myyyyy! Just wondering what they said when announcing their impending toe curling seismic shifting orgasms? (just wondering out loud- no need to answer HA HA HA). Yeah, the crazy folk paid good money for that cardboard, high visibility phallic looking stick and paste on letters, gotta use them all up, ya know. Surprised he didn't include ax murderers in his alphabet soup of stupidity.

    He must have blew a gasket when Flip Wilson played Geraldine and said "The Devil made me do it"

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    1. Leland3:54 AM

      Anita, you are forgetting that he thinks sexuality is EVIL. (See sign.) What makes you think he KNOWS what a toe curling seismic shifting orgasm IS?

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