Thursday, July 31, 2014

The Right Wing's dream presidential candidate.

And yes he did actually say this.

He claims he was joking, but let's face it if he could get away with something like this he would.

By the way, just for the record, Bruce Lee was a much superior martial artist. In fact Chuck was one of his students.

Not only that but Lee was an Atheist, a philosopher, and pretty damn liberal.

 In other words the exact opposite of old "Hobbling around in a Walker Texas Ranger" up there.

25 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:34 AM

    A six-year-old boy is a the hero only in his imagination. So is an actor.

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  2. Anonymous3:52 AM

    It is so sad that we have devolved into this particularly ignorant and intolerant American dystopia (see intro to the prescient though under the radar 2006 movie, 'Idiocracy.'

    The trailer is not bad either:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk

    dowl

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  3. Anonymous5:30 AM

    This man makes me personally sick.
    I remember, 34 years ago when I was a young girl in L.A., when he would come into the restaurant where I worked to see the 19 year-old single mother he was having an affair with.
    He was married at the time and, while younger, he was still as homely and puffed-up as he appears today.
    I am a believer in people evolving beyond their youthful mistakes, but the Christian hypocrisy that condemns others for the same or similar actions turns my stomach every time.
    Chuck- how about if when I become president, we tatoo an "A" for adulterer and an "H" for hypocrite (or anything else that "A.H." could stand for) right across your neanderthal brow?
    Sound good?

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    1. Anonymous6:05 AM

      That's exactly how I feel every time I see him. We don't need to take advice from people who are immoral and married 3-4 times. They are are the whores, who have come to realize there is money in religious grifting.

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    2. Anonymous8:23 AM

      That and, aren't we supposed to be suffering 1,000 years of darnkness because we elected Obama again? Or didn't buy enough Norris exercise equipment?

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  4. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Norris is a dope.He strikes me as not very bright.

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  5. Anonymous6:22 AM

    LOL!

    Teabaggers Threw a Statewide Constitution Seminar and Nine Idiots Showed Up (Video)

    http://aattp.org/teabaggers-threw-a-statewide-constitution-seminar-and-nine-idiots-showed-up-video/

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  6. Anonymous6:27 AM

    Used to like Chuck, until he started hanging around Huckabee and following the lemmings.

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  7. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Hey Norris, you Taliban warlord wannabe, I'm a proudly godless Canadian heathen, you gonna come tattoo me as well? You didn't really qualify your remark, so I am assuming so.

    Here's the deal, "Chucky": You don't scare me (or much of anyone else in America or elsewhere) with your phony religious machismo bullshit. Hell, if Christ himself were here, he'd flatten your fucking nose (yeah, like it was before) and shove a boot so far up your self-righteous and indignant ass you'd smell shoe polish!

    Sanctimonious prick.

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    1. Anonymous9:28 AM

      Amen!

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    2. Anonymous12:14 PM

      Hey Chuckie, my children are atheists (we raised 'em right.) Try that on them and you will find yourself facing a mother (NOT a mama grisly) standing her ground- fully armed with attorneys and any other means necessary to protect her children.

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    3. Anita Winecooler5:26 PM

      Please don't hold back! That was the best comment one could make to this coward and fraud. Would he paint lambs blood on every christian's doorstep to spare them the angel of death?

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  8. Beldar Carlos Conehead7:20 AM

    That's so precious that Chuck would want to tattoo anything on someone's forehead when his own forehead is hidden from public view by patented Hair Club for Menfolk Hairline Camouflage(tm), which is that undetectable pouf of fiberglass insulation on the leading edge of his hairpiece. And of course, in this context 'undetectable' means 'painfully obvious'.

    There's a great picture somewhere of CN and his extremely similar looking brother at some public event. The brother is bald as a billiard ball and seemingly quite comfortable with his appearance whilst CN rocks his sweaty man-made noggin shrubbery.

    Chuck, did you ever stop to think that maybe Jeebus snatched all your hair to punish you for ragging on atheists?

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    1. Anita Winecooler5:16 PM

      Truer words have never been spoken. Women don't care what's on a man's head, unless it looks like Donald Trumps silly string montage, it's usually what's between the ears that's most attractive. In this case, with fava beans and a glass of good chianti.

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    2. Anonymous9:00 PM

      What a foolish thing to say, if he did say it.
      I wonder, in his mind does 'atheist' mean anything non-xtian? Or is he alright with muslims, hindu, satanists, jews, rastafaians, pastafarians, rosicrucians....?

      As other have said, not a smart man.

      The B.

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  9. Anonymous7:54 AM

    I used to love those Chuck Norris jokes until I became aware of the crap he believes, now I can't even find the humor in those.

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  10. Leland8:06 AM

    Now if that isn't just a typical Repube!

    I mean, apparently (like those a**holes in Congress) he thinks the President has TOTAL authority to do anything he/she wants.

    Unless, of course, that President happens to be something other than a repube!

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  11. Anonymous8:24 AM

    What a sad little man his boss is.

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  12. Anonymous8:57 AM

    The only explanation that I have for this neaderthal is maybe someone inadvertantly listened to him and he got carried away and actually believes that someone might give a rat's ass about what he has to say . Idiot !

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  13. Anonymous9:01 AM

    I wonder why such a good Merican owns a mansion in The Bahamas? I saw it, a gorgeous home but I believe that's a British Island.

    TexasMel

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  14. Boscoe9:59 AM

    Wow, congratulations Chuck, that is probably the single most unAmerican thing I've ever heard! Go back and read the constitution you tyranny endorsing fuckwit!

    If only time travel were invented so the founders could be brought here to vomit at what there self-described "patriots" have reduced their grand vision of freedom and liberty to.

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    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      If only time travel were invented so the founders could be brought here to vomit [on] ... self-described "patriots"...

      Fixed that for you.

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  15. Anita Winecooler5:05 PM

    .Don't quit your dayjob, dufus. Peddling "total gyms" that are the crappiest pieces of "home gym" junk since "the thigh master" You DO remember that, Mr Norris. Of course you do, you wanted to be between those lipoe'd thighs of another "fitness grifter" pumped full of silicone.

    All kidding aside, the key words were "IF I were elected President" - now THAT'S the joke worth no apologies whatsoever.

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  16. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Norris is stupid and he knows that he is a stupid moron!
    Give it a try moron, try to brand my atheist forehead. You are on very thin ice you MF retard looking asswipe!!!
    You drew first blood and it will comeback boy!!!!!
    You are dumb enough to be president, however.

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