So Dan Sullivan wants your vote so much that he is willing to murder a television set.
Just like Elvis.
Of course if Dan Sullivan thinks that in land full of hunters killing a television, which we Alaskans love, is going to get him any points, he could not be more wrong.
And as for impressing us with the size of his gun? Well sadly for him Joe Miller already unzipped and whipped out a bigger one.
And THAT gun did not impress Alaskans enough to give him the victory either.
This will come back to bite him when the public finds out how much of his money comes from Wall Street and Fifth Avenue.
ReplyDeleteHow Native Americans And Alaska Natives Could Help Democrats Win These Key Races http://huff.to/1tG8ueK
ReplyDeleteThe National Congress of Native Indians, which leads Native Vote, a national effort to mobilize Native voters, sees 2014 as an opportunity to engage in voter registration and voter protection, build databases to track voter patterns and encourage more Natives to run for office.
"In these key races where we have a substantial population of Native Americans, in tight races we clearly make differences, it's been tested time and time again," NCAI Executive Director Jacqueline Pata told The Huffington Post. "In Alaska, where 20 percent of the population is Native, that could be a significant difference in the outcome of that election."
Oh. When you said big guns you meant big guns? And here I thought the article was going to be about the Belmonts.
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DeleteThis carpetbagger is not a good fit for Alaska! He's stiff - cold - doesn't show warmth - etc. I'm just NOT into the guy and hope to hell Mark Begich beats the heck out of him. I know I'm casting my vote for Mark AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteSullivan using President Obama against Mark Begich isn't going to to work either - it's old and a very lazy way for him to campaign.
And, thank God for the Affordable Care Act! It is helping millions throughout the country and well it should!
Shooting up a television? Sister Sarah has a few dented refrigerators he can use for his next ad! She can show her support and have a new blog post topic also too!
ReplyDeleteThis shit is lame anyway. Sullivan's acting like a cheechako, he needs to get old beer kegs and some rusted out hoopties to make it interesting. Or do like the Chena Ridge guy last year. Sullivan won't ever get on SledNecks if he doesn't step up his game.
How many Alaskans would think that their future Senator should be wasting his time destroying an old TV, which somehow had made its way into the great outdoors to be murdered?
ReplyDeleteLink this with the pictures of ISIS madmen shooting their prisoners today. Sullivan ends up looking deranged and dangerous.
But what do I know? I'm an "outsider" who can claim Elizabeth Warren as one of our Senators. She didn't shoot a gun during her campaign. She won on intelligence and competence instead.
New reality show for Bristol to be on! Do Sarah and Toad think it is a great idea or whatnot?
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What is the message? Mark Begich need to shoot a TV too, also? That ad left me confused, although the TV was so old that it should have been put out of its misery, right?
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not just any teevee, it's one of those with curves, not flat screens.
ReplyDeleteAll three of these ads make a case FOR birth control and a woman's right to choose.
Ok, this is off-topic, but I see Fortune magazine rated the most politically corrupt States in the USA
ReplyDeleteand yeah,
South Dakota (where I live) is #8
but at least we're not as bad as YOU guys in Alaska!
You guys are #7.
http://fortune.com/2014/06/10/most-corrupt-states-in-america/?xid=tab_rss
Whoa, Pennsylvania is the fifth. Scary stuff!
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