Former California State assemblyman wants to launch a conservative third party and draft Sarah Palin to be its face. Oh can we please make this happen?

Courtesy of TPM:  

Steve Baldwin, a conservative activist and former California State assemblyman, on Tuesday penned a detailed proposal for a third, ultra-conservative party. 

He said the establishment GOP just isn't cutting it. 

"We don’t want the GOP to pursue a 'socialism-lite' agenda. We want them to go on the warpath and do whatever it takes to stop the destruction of our constitutional Republic," Baldwin wrote in Barbwire, a conservative Christian site run by Liberty Counsel Action's VP Matt Barber. "It has become increasingly clear that the GOP leadership will do everything in its power to prevent the party from being influenced in any way by the Tea Party. I have given up on the GOP and am simply not sure it can ever be reformed." 

He said that the new Third Party "will do to the GOP what the GOP did to the Whig Party 150 years ago: it will replace the GOP as the main party contesting the Democrat Party." 

Baldwin acknowledges that successfully pulling a third party from the GOP is a long shot, but he offers some remedies. One thing the party would need, he argues, is Sarah Palin, who has actually considered a third party herself. 

"We would also need a stable of respected national conservative leaders such as Sarah Palin and others to lead the charge on such an effort," he wrote.

Oh please don't tease me former assemblyman Baldwin. It would be too cruel.

Just the idea of a conservative party to drain support from the Republican party is enough to make my nipples erect, but then you add Sarah Palin to the mix and, oh my god, I need a cigarette.

If this were to happen, and I totally support the idea 100%, it would provide so much fodder for late night comics, political pundits, and pajama bottom wearing bloggers, that we would all have oodles of time on our hands to do some real searching for midget porn research on other topics that we could then bring to our audiences.

It would provide such a potpourri of ridiculous gaffes, and ignorant statements about how government works, that we would probably all type our fingers to the nub in only a matter of days.

Quick somebody tell Sarah Palin that President Obama said she was too much of a coward to do this so that we know she won't be able to resist.