Sunday, August 31, 2014

It's a rooting tooting Teabagger shit kicking shindig when the Palin clan and the Duck Dynasty dipshits get together. Yeehaw!

So many puns rolling around my head concerning the name of this grill.
So the other day Palin welcomed the Robertson clan to her house in Wasilla,

This according to Facebook:

This has been an awesome weekend all around for us. Yesterday was the MOST gorgeous day so we had a great cookout with the awesome Duck Dynasty family here in our yard at home in Wasilla. (Stay tuned to hear more about that wonderful visit!)

Oh yeah stay tuned, cause you know she is going to be milking this.

I can just see it all now, both the Robertson clan and a whole passel of Palins all gathered together enjoying barbecue critter, playing the popular hillbilly board game "Do you think you're smarter than an embryo?," and enjoying everybody's favorite bread, inbred.

But hey the butt kissing and name dropping don't end there.

After this the Palins are headed off to Bristol Bay (Hey, did you know that Todd has a lodge out there?) to visit with Franklin Graham, where I am sure they will compare grifting tips, and gather at night to recite imprecatory prayers aimed at killing off liberals and giving Hillary Clinton cancer.

Gee you can almost smell the self righteousness from here.

154 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:36 PM

    Why is she letting those pedophiles anywhere near Piper? She's just the right age for them. Sarah, do you have no maternal instincts at all?

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    1. Anonymous4:57 PM

      You are disgusting.

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    2. Anonymous5:21 PM

      And yet, @4:57 so accurate. She was so concerned about Joe McGinnis, why isn't she concerned about somebody with an actual history of screwing young girls?

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    3. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Phil Robertson, leader of the Duck People, actually said this:

      "Look, you wait 'til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket," he said. "You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that, of course."

      Dude's a pedo, don't blame us 'mkay.

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    4. Anonymous6:21 PM

      5:28 "They'll pick your ducks."

      Ewww.....

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    5. Anonymous6:29 PM

      Big bucks in selling little girls.

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    6. According to Creepy Jr...Baldy filmed a "segment" with Duck Dummy for her BLOG! Here's a picture of Baldy looking like she just peed on herself! LOL!!!

      https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pcb.734310929959325/734310589959359/?type=1&theater

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    7. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Did "meat monster" give them the BBQ? "What's in it for us" Photoop!

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    8. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Anonymous4:57 PM

      You are disgusting.
      ****
      No YOU ARE! You choose to spend your time OUTSIDE eating Dicks off a grill called "meat monster" with Pedophils! Well I guess y'all are used to them since the who family is into incest etc.

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    9. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Gina, I think this is another old recycled photo from the way back machine. Look at her eyebrows in the above photo-somewhat normal.

      Compare them to her Labor day rant- eyebrows are pointy, up to wig line.

      Unless she changes eyebrows like her boobs, both photos could not be from today.

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    10. Anonymous8:13 PM

      6:29 PM

      It is a huge business. The sooner we learn where the Trigs came from the better. One or more may have been "adopted". It is some racket.

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    11. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Anonymous4:57 PM
      you're right to call sarah disgusting ..the woman has no shame or maternal instinct as she allows those filthy pedophile men to lay their disgusting claws on her own daughter's flesh! DISGUSTING!

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    12. Anonymous11:08 PM

      O/T - Gryphen, big news on the McConnel shake up & how it *could* affect Rand Paul - http://cjky.it/1q1yPmE

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    13. Anonymous6:22 AM

      Who is the man on the left? Looks like a representative of the BBQ company, there to demonstrate how it works, plus cook for the gang. Wanna bet that will NEVER show up again, unless it is given to the PayMes.

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    14. Anonymous3:37 PM

      It's so AWESOME that the word AWESOME exists so skank and Bristol can show the world how AWESOMELY illiterate they are. TOTALLY AWESOME!

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    15. Anonymous6:24 PM

      You are so misguided. Phil was 17 when he married his 16 year old wife. That makes him a pedophile?

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  2. Anonymous4:39 PM

    It's quite clear that Palin would much rather be with other celebutards than her own family.

    Fucking pathetic.

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    1. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Interesting since her extended family and like 200 friends were there and having a ball. As Always.

      Even in 2008, she always made sure to maintain her family events. As per media requests, family pics from 08 events were released, most from early 08. (lack of leaves or spring breakup)

      Kind of funny you've never "gathered" these pics since the woman you love to slander (Bristol) is in all of them.

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    2. Anonymous5:01 PM

      Liberal hate is getting to the hysterical point it's absurd.


      I swear, I haven't run into 1 happy, non-attacking liberal in 4 months.

      Maybe you should all take a conservatives lead and BE NICE, don't lie, don't judge, and LOVE.

      Phil Robertson is the nicest man youll meet.

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    3. Anonymous5:02 PM

      they've had many friends in the lower 48 for decades now. Met through charities. All Sarah and Todds racer friends come to AK for birthdays. The group works with charities in Mexico

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    4. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Charities? I'm sure. Funny how all their fundraising ends up in their own bank accounts.

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    5. Anonymous5:23 PM


      1. I will never meet Phil Robertson or his family.
      2. They are fakes masquerading as hicks.
      3. It's all an act, just like Sarah is an act.
      4. So is Franklin Graham.
      5. I am a conservative and I can't stand the lying fakes. So much for your stereotyping.
      6. You will never run into liberals as long as your mind is closed.
      7. Conservatives didn't judge or think. That's how they voted for GWB.
      8. People who have a ball or a blast are living in the 1960's.
      9. Who works with charities in Mexico? Don't we have enough people in need right here in the US?
      10. At least the troll hasn't written about libel and slander yet.

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    6. A happy liberal5:36 PM

      5:01: Please tell Sarah to "be nice, don't lie, don't judge, and love."
      So far this week, she's done none of the above.

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    7. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Paging Dr. Conehead. Report to IM, stat.

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    8. Anonymous5:51 PM

      Oh for the Love of it. The Palin's feel celeb like while hosting a gathering of inbreds and pedo ducks. Amazing that they would put a value or label on such ordinary garbage. Both families have mental illness and defective genes of ignorance.

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    9. Anonymous5:56 PM

      Anonymous5:02 PM
      they've had many friends in the lower 48 for decades now. Met through charities. All Sarah and Todds racer friends come to AK for birthdays. The group works with charities in Mexico
      -------------------

      You DO realize where you are and who you're prattling off FB info to, don't you? WE DON"T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUN "FACTS". It's all lies.

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    10. Anonymous7:20 PM

      Anonymous5:01 PM
      Liberal hate is getting to the hysterical point it's absurd.
      I swear, I haven't run into 1 happy, non-attacking liberal in 4 months.
      ****
      Chucktardjr, blow it out your Con ass ok?
      Happy day happy day when y'all stfu!

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    11. Anonymous2:49 AM

      @Anonymous4:59 PM

      Yeah, idiot troll, conservatives are just so fucking loving and nice and non-judgmental except when it comes to black people, Hispanic people, poor people, Muslims, atheists, gays, women, any child who has made the mistake of actually leaving the womb and therefore needing food, shelter and medicine, and pretty much all life on earth that is different from them or gets in the way of them worshiping their TRUE god, the almighty dollar. The whole world has seen just how black-hearted and hateful you assholes really are because you never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it to the world. Go fuck yourself you lying, delusional sack of dogshit. Your little act here is getting REALLY tired.

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    12. Anonymous3:14 AM

      Awesome and whatnot!! Speaking of photos, we would have had lots of them if the McCain campaign had not swept the Johnson's family computers of any photos they had on them. The photos Sadie had were destroyed, so there is that. Palins do not have friends, they have "contacts" for $$$. They use people. When she posts photos such as these, it is just a stepping stone to an invitation onto their show, if it still airs. Is that creepy Chuckles Jr. on the right of that photo? Were all the illigitimate grandkids there, or are they still being kept hidden? Where were Ben, Gino, Joey? They are SUCH good friends, doncha know.

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    13. Anonymous5:40 AM

      had to erase all the baby photos from 2006 and 2007

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    14. Anonymous5:42 AM

      4:59 is lying...because Bristol had a baby early 2008...and still looked pregnant until July.

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  3. Anonymous4:46 PM

    meh, the duck people didn't want to know Sarah Palin when they were popular.

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    1. Anonymous8:58 PM

      So right!
      "Desperate seeks desperate for photo session.
      Camo a plus.
      You host... (straight only)"

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  4. Anonymous4:48 PM

    I see palin glommed onto a nice big cigar. Hey sarah you look a it Hammered. Better keep a google eyeball on all your daughters with those rednecks from New Jersey sniff in' around.
    Oh that's right, never mind.

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    1. Anonymous5:08 PM

      Where is her buddy dog?

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    2. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Anonymous5:08 PM

      Where is her buddy dog
      &&&&
      With Track her master....

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    3. Anonymous8:09 PM

      Where is Track? He's been slacking on his internet searches. He may be holding out for a raise.

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  5. A J Billings4:50 PM

    According to the Patriarch Duck himself, Piper is just about ready to be groomed as a bride by one of his bachelor sons, aint she?

    Quotes:
    Make sure she can cook a meal. Make sure she reads her bible.

    Look, you wait ’til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They’ll pick your ducks

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    1. Anonymous3:16 AM

      The Ducks are as phony as the PayMe's. All their wives are college grads.

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    2. Anonymous8:57 AM

      unlike the pains...all of DD are college educated.

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  6. Anonymous4:53 PM

    You couldn't pay me enough to hang out with all those dorks.

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  7. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Have the duckdicks performed at the state fair ? I remember it was somewhat of a controversy when it was first announced. Is their show still on ?

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    1. Anonymous5:30 PM

      It's done, they were there last night.

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    2. Anonymous9:52 PM

      5:30 Any word how it went? I'm assuming the Valley Trash folks turned out in force?

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    3. Anonymous3:17 AM

      What, exactly, is the Duck people's talent? Like the PayMe's it does not exist. The old guy looks like his beard has the mange.

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  8. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Gryphen's jealousy level is the highest it's been. He can't stand all the good The Grahams do for the world, how many sick people they help ALL OVER.

    And of course the sweet Robertsons visited the Palin and their 300 friends who were there yesterday. The Robertsons actually have just hung out with my cousin in law and her family (they too live in the south)

    there are more hospitable people than the Palins. Always have been. Met a woman in Wyoming who've known them for 20 years. Sweet people who'd help anyone

    The media HATES people who help others. It only like exaggerated stories and lies told by jealous people.

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    1. Anonymous5:17 PM

      Phil Robertson, the Duck Dude, advised men to marry 15 year old girls. Pervert! Yes, that's some sweetheart. I also remember that he beat someone up so badly in Arkansas that his wife had to use their entire life savings to pay the guy off. In return, they left Arkansas, which is how they ended up in Louisiana. What nice people.

      You do know that they are fakes, right? They are as fake as Sarah Palin is. That's why they hang out together. The only thing sweet about the Robertsons is that they claim to drink sweet tea.

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    2. Anonymous5:24 PM

      The Graham's do good for themselves. Franklin Graham is a disgrace to his father's legacy.

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    3. *GinaM getting out her giant troll swatter*

      Hey 4:57pm number one....over here...


      T H W A C K!!!



      Excuse me 4:59...5:01 and 5:02PM...



      K A B L A M M M!!!



      Oh shit...where did you come from 4:57PM number two....

      *GinaM reaches up high with the troll swatter*


      B L A M M OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      Awwww shit...that last smack broke my swatter y'all!

      BRB...need to go order another one from Amazon...thank god for Prime shipping!

      LOL!!!!

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    4. Anonymous5:25 PM

      @4:57, how do you know all these people who know the Robertson's and Palin's? In I-Made-It-All-Up-Istan?

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    5. Anonymous5:52 PM

      I just hoot, and do mean HOOT, at the false premise of Gryphen being anywhere NEAR jealous the Grahams.

      And what's up with 300, 4:57? I thought you said yesterday that it was 3700! Good LORD you are an idiot!

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    6. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Franklin Graham takes MILLIONS in salary from Samaritan's Purse. His little Christmasy Shoebox Project? He sends the stuff abroad, but regular people in America stuff the boxes and mail them to him so he can take credit for being this big philanthropist. When he and Governor Sarah visited the starving natives in Alaska, he didn't take food and eater; he brought religious tracts to try to convert them. He's a fake. Sarah's a fake. The Robertsons are all college educated fakes.

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    7. Anonymous6:12 PM

      Does anyone understand a word of this bizarre rant? I certainly am trying but it simply doesn’t make sense! WHo is this person talking about? Palins? Duck Dynasty?

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    8. Anonymous7:24 PM

      Hey tard is it 200 now its 300 now? Get your facts straight you lyin' pos just like your sister.

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    9. Anonymous8:06 PM

      Chucktardjr. I thought you are a teacher? So you troll blogs and call everyone liars and jealous?
      AS IF WE ARE jealous or G is jealous of GrifterGraham? What a flippin' idiot you are. "Someone" should turn your ass into the school board.

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    10. Anonymous3:21 AM

      Maybe somebody already did, since I read that he no longer works at the school.

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    11. Martha again4:41 AM

      Remember when Sarah and Frank went to a Central American country and brought all those cheap toys?

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  9. Baldy babbled....

    "This is Todd’s old stomping grounds where today he owns the Rainbow Bay Lodge."

    Isn't Turd a co-owner of that rat trap?? Did those Tennesse guys hand over the keys to Turd? Because it's a well known fact that any "business" ran by any Palin always FAILS!

    Let's see...there's the car wash....FAILED

    The Palin marriage....FAILED

    Baldy Palin Channel....FAILED

    Baldy Palin Fake News Contributer....FAILED

    Hmmm...I wonder if Baldy and the Turd are back in the video blackmailing "business" again? I can't imagine that Duck Dummy guy would be interested in Baldy's scrawny...skinny flat ass...unlessssssssss.....Beefy and Wallow finally have jobs! LOL!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Lol. BOOM shaka laka BOOM....boom boom.

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    2. abbafan5:57 PM

      Gina, let's not forget the snowmobile dealership..... FAILED!!! That's because Toad dissolved the partnership after he found out $arah fucked Brad!!!

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    3. Anonymous7:52 PM

      "He owns"? Odd that Sarah doesn't CO-own it with him, since it's customary for married couples to share ownership of real property.

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  10. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Where is Track?

    IT'S NATIONAL TRAIL MIX DAY

    AUGUST 31st HOLIDAYS CELEBRATED AROUND THE WORLD:

    INTERNATIONAL OVERDOSE AWARENESS DAY

    PONY EXPRESS DAY

    Monday, September 1 Labor Day 2014

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  11. Anonymous5:09 PM

    This is what you get when two fake families get together.

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  12. Balzafiar5:12 PM

    "According to the Patriarch Duck himself, Piper is just about ready to be groomed as a bride by one of his bachelor sons, aint she?"

    Pappy Duck will have to bed her for a trial run first. He does it to make sure his boys will get only the best. Yuck!

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    1. Anonymous7:15 PM

      Uh oh we better get out the empathy belly ASAP.

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  13. Anonymous5:12 PM

    And "that" thought she was veep material.

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  14. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Dumbasses - the whole lot of them. They deserve each other.
    M from MD

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  15. Anita Winecooler5:14 PM

    Yeah, the grill's big and black with a bunch of whining ninnies standing with their wieners on the grate while Sarah does her rendition of "Mrs Doubtfire" with boobs ablaze in honor of Robin Williams (RIP).

    How Awesome is this? That's Awesome! Awesome! Sarah, a word of advice, you're a great grandma, but nowhere near "Awesome". Aweful I'll buy, but "Awesome"? It's juvenile babble that loses it's luster when it leaves your lips.

    I thought you'd own one of those "Sarah Palin" grills, but it probably quit working and got sold for scrap.

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    1. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Oh how I loved that Robin Williams in the UK talking about old man mcnut and sarah palin. OMG was it funny. It was spot on. SPOT ON. except one thing. sarah is wasilly valley trash not even worthy of state crown. half term clown. AND TOTAL TODD ASS KISSING IDIOT. DESPERATE LOUSY WOMAN. TOTALLY CONTROLED MORON.

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  16. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Won't be surprised if she unveils a new reality TV show soon and this BBQ with the Ducks will be used as material for her new show.

    So poor Trig is in his first weeks of school and she's off again with Todd to the Lodge. She never stays home - how does she keep track of Trig's school progress and therapies if she's always running away?

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    1. Anonymous7:05 PM

      Sarah had a session training Jill, the dog, and then left her, too. How can Jill be Trig's buddy without some training? In her video, Sarah explained that Jill "knew" not to barge in and out of doors. They had to be opened for her, otherwise she was supposed to sit there.

      "Hey, Timmy's in the well. Go and get help, Lassie, Rush into the house and alert Timmy's folks. What, you can't go in the house because the door is closed? Poor Timmy." And, Sarah was doing so well training the real dog that didn't seem to have all that much training. Good thing to leave Jill with Trig. They can keep each other company.

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    2. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Anonymous5:21 PM

      Won't be surprised if she unveils a new reality TV show soon and this BBQ with the Ducks will be used as material for her new show.
      *****
      It IS!!! A TOTAL PHOTO OP!!FAKE, FAKE FAKE AS USUAL FOR THE GRIFTERS!
      NO ONE IS WATCHING HER CRAPPY CHANNEL SO SHE NEED THE DUCKFUCKERS TO BEEF UP WATCHERS! Watch duckfuckers eat fake dicks off a "monster meat" BBQ grifted from the company b/c we all know "What's in it for us" right Chucktard? amiright?
      tell me I'm lyin' chuck tard?

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    3. Anonymous9:47 PM

      7:05 I kind of like to have my doors opened too, also. That's why I don't barge through closed doors.

      What dog barges through a closed door? Right, if she needs to wait for someone to open it that means the door is closed.

      Of course, I think logically and Sarah doesn't so she doesn't see it....Or maybe God opens all doors for Sarah and she doesn't have to contend with closed doors ever. But God isn't opening doors for Jill so she has to wait for someone to do it?

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    4. Anonymous9:56 PM

      @9:47 The dog is supposed to be Trig's buddy. I hope that the dog will be trained to bark if Trig is heading towards the lake or the highway. Better, they should train the dog to tug on Trig's jacket to pull him away from danger. I'd like the dog to be able to signal someone in the house if Trig goes missing. This business of the dog being Trig's buddy could either mean "new friend" or "baby sitter."

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    5. Anonymous3:26 AM

      $carah shoulod have sent her daughters to obedience school, to learn how to keep their legs closed.

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    6. Anonymous7:37 AM

      No she should have told them the truth about sex and then put both of them on the pill and given them a box of condoms. Kids have sex, protect them, do not shame them.

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  17. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Beldar! We need you. A counterfeit troll has muscled its way onto this thread, which is officially yours, as the Great and Powerful Troll.

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  18. Anonymous5:34 PM

    It's nothing more than phonies mingling together for a photo op and the almighty $. The troll, as usual, is apoplectic.

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    1. Anonymous7:00 PM

      They have a great deal in common to discuss with each other, using costume, props, setting, cornball accent to sell an image. And how to use your family, too, also. Props are props.

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    2. Anonymous8:15 PM

      Hey! How come we didn't hear about Sarah and Tawdry's Anniversary? Isn't that on Aug 29?

      UNLESS *GASP* THEY RILLY AREN'T MARRIED ANYMORE..."SPLITSVILLE"!!!
      Hey Sarah, Happy anniversary!!! Did you forget to mention on your facebook page, that?
      Is that why the big BBQ to celebrate? How many years? Or how many years divorced now???
      amiright?

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    3. Anonymous9:43 PM

      8:15 There you go reminding Sarah of a big family event. $20 says she will say their trip to Rainbow Lodge or whatever it's called was a trip to celebrate their anniversary.

      And all the Palin bots will oooze in wonder and admiration that she did such a Christian thing as go with Franklin and his bunch on such a personal anniversary, blah, blah, blah.

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    4. Anonymous3:28 AM

      I hope Mrs. Graham is along for the trip to Rainbow Lodge. Franklin might be tempted by one of Taaahd's working girls. If the girls are young enough the Duck guys might be interested also, too.

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    5. Anonymous5:37 AM

      Piper may be the first one to get married.

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  19. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Oh Beldar, where are you? There are troll droppings all over the place here.

    We need your nice tidy distillation of troll so it can go back into its usual fantasy world.

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  20. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Sarah and family hanging around with a bunch of frat boys. How fucking funny is that!

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  21. Anonymous6:06 PM

    She gets up close to people who show up to her
    gatherings, as photos show. But in family photos, she
    is never sitting close to any of them . I feel she is embarrassed about all of them being content to be just
    mediocre and going no where in their lives. She truly
    thinks she is above them all even though she has failed at
    everything she undertook.

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  22. Sen. Beldar J Conehead, I-West Indiana (ret)6:45 PM

    Gryphen, as you know, Conehead Industries International of America, LLC. Inc. proudly presents Troll-o-Matic XL, the #1 Rated Troll Simulator for effortless painfully predictable trolling at the touch of button and replaces all human and human-like trolls. Now approved for all ages! Gluten-free and 50% fewer Cholesterol!

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    - don't know her, minimize people, demean people, attack people with no real problems, spread false myths on blogs out of hate, don't have lives...
    - should get lives, grow up, shut up, go away...

    "She", (the one who must not be named), on the other hand,
    - is nice, down to earth, far from the worst, close, warm, real, not seedy, valley trash, caring, gracious, employed, generous, busy, sweet, non-judgmental, sunshine on a gloomy day, the best mom, hard working, private, inteelajunt, living vibrantly, happy...

    "Gryphen"
    - is probably not even his real name, matters not, tries to ruin people, is criminal, not a great father, a lying putz, just ignorant, revels in ignorance, knows nothing

    I feel sorry for you. smh

    Remember:
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    1. Anonymous8:35 PM

      Beldar, can you help with my re-write of biblical fables? I got as far as "Eve ate the apple, and God's hands were tied. Then Adam ate ribs and we were doomed.
      Noah built the Ark, but his right wing sons told him it would never float. The faithful trolls went down with the ship, aka the Sarah Palin Channel

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    2. definitely a worthy project. Good start. Cooking shows are so popular now, how about incorporating more recipes in your Bible 3.0 (The Really Brand Spankin' New Testament)? That way atheists could enjoy your bible reboot just as much as wavering believers

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  23. Oh look! It's a "has-been" convention!

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    1. Anonymous8:09 PM

      Right, it's a CON-vention.

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  24. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Gryphen, don't you mean "a rootin' tootin' Teabagger shit kickin' shindig," as in Palinspeak?

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  25. Anonymous6:58 PM

    After this the Palins are headed off to Bristol Bay (Hey, did you know that Todd has a lodge out there?)

    For the record, Todd owns 22.5% of the Rainbow Bay Resort (also called Rainbow Bay Lodge). It is at Pedro Bay. Paging all Alaska Geography experts: How close are Pedro Bay, Bristol Bay and Port Alsworth to each other?

    Oh, and do Trig and Jill get to come along? Just when Sarah was starting to get Jill to obey some of her commands. Now, if only she could work with Trig and provide some therapy for him to learn things, too. That's not Jills job. She can't feed Trig and she doesn't do speech therapy. Some buddy.

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    1. Anonymous5:36 AM

      Rainbow Bay Lodge - where the women love you long time...the men too.

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    2. Anonymous6:35 AM

      Must pay in cash, no credit cards accepted, too easy to trace!!

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    3. Anonymous9:08 AM

      I wonder how Trig handles big crowds and traveling and all these weirdos around. Is any single person with him steadily? I feel worse and worse for him. It's the same way all the children in that clan are treated--carelessly. Trig really can't afford that.

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  26. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Wow 4:57 and every 2 mins later, I must say I am impressed, you really seem to be a close friend of the palins. So why aren’t you at the BBQ with the 300 or is it 3700 other even semi VIPs enjoying moose burgers? Did they forget to invite you? Oh I get it, they are your imaginary friends.

    You keep giving us advice; here is some for you pick up a grammar book, your sentences are incoherent.

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    1. Anonymous8:13 AM

      Can you believe how this dumbass loser spends all day on this blog whining because we won't kiss Sarah's ass...yet somehow WE'RE the ones who are miserable and need to get lives? I guess I should feel sorry for the troll, it must suck not having anyone who gives a shit about you. Playing pretend that she knows the Palins intimately and bitching on this blog are the only things the little dipshit has. Talk about sad!

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  27. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Look at that pic. Just LOOK at it. You are the company you keep, $arah, and anyone that considers you any kind of leader is a downright moron.

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  28. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Sarah is the penultimate POS. She sneers/grins like a mindless ninny because that is all she is.

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    1. Anonymous8:34 PM

      Not that I don't share your sentiments but suggest you look up the definition of "penultimate."

      Delete
    2. Anonymous8:51 PM

      I vote for "ultimate" instead of penultimate.

      Delete
  29. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Like attracts like. And all of the people in that photo are vile and disgusting SCUM.

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    1. I'd leave it at vile. Scum does have a purpose on this earth as small creatures do feed on it. Oh wait, I retract that.

      Delete
  30. Anonymous8:01 PM

    Sarah's red apron has her name on it. How much more can she advertise herself? Wear Christmas lights on herself, or neon sign with an arrow pointing down on her with "SARAH" in red white and blue. Sheesh

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    1. Anonymous8:50 PM

      Sally has her own special apron. Guess what it says on it. Right. "Sally." Don't they know who each person is in that family or do they all need name tags?

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    2. Anonymous6:37 AM

      The adults should know who they are, the kids not so much. Whose kid is that, Bristles or Willings??

      Delete
    3. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Anonymous8:50 PM

      Sally has her own special apron. Guess what it says on it. Right. "Sally."
      *****
      Sarah & Sally are both "Special needs" so its fitting they Have to have their name on the aprons, so people don't get them mixed up and they themselves don't forget who the fuck they are....lol! retards. All of 'em any of 'em!

      Delete
  31. Anonymous8:05 PM

    She is in her element. Pervs. Too bad Uncle Nuge couldn't make it.

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    1. Anonymous10:07 PM

      She does surround herself with filthy looking men doesn't she....yuck.

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    2. Anonymous3:38 AM

      Makes you wonder about Palin's childhood - all that lost underwear.

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    3. Anonymous9:04 AM

      I knew someone was missing!

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    4. Anonymous9:05 AM

      Anonymous3:38 AM

      Makes you wonder about Palin's childhood - all that lost underwear.
      ******
      Sarah's dad told her young girls don't need underwear....Right Sarah? But Babyoil they need?

      Delete
  32. Anonymous8:07 PM

    There couldn't be a slicker heehaw bunch on one property in the whole country. Did Phil honor Chuck Sr. with a duck skeleton to put on his bone pile collection, or........hey, where are those honking birds or ducks on Lake Lucille? Guess they're next to the mashed potatoes now.

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  33. Anonymous8:21 PM

    Do you think Palins know that the majority of folks could care less about Franklin Graham or the Duck Dynasty group? They truly have an odd group of 'supposed' friends!

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    1. Anonymous8:43 PM

      They are all just grifters, using each other for publicity.

      Delete
  34. Anonymous8:49 PM

    So Sarah and Todd will be posing for photos with Franklin Graham and his wounded warriors this weekend. How much does Sarah donate to Samaritan's Purse? Or, is her presence donation enough? Remind me to check her next filing to see if she deducts the cost of the trip as charity.

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  35. Anonymous10:03 PM

    OK. I will "man up" and give credit where credit is due.

    I just looked at Chuck Jr.'s Facebook page and see that they have a fence up in front of the lake. Let's assume the best and say it was to protect Trig and not just to keep the dog in.

    And another plus...it is one of those tasteful wire, barely visible fences. That means they paid someone to do it. Not the Todd stacks a stockade fence on top another stockade fence.

    Bet they figure out how to call it postage.

    https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pcb.734310929959325/734310856625999/?type=1&permPage=1

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    1. Anonymous5:34 AM

      see the end post? That's an electric fence...

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    2. Anonymous6:11 AM

      electric fences can be pricey.
      Postage money?

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  36. Anonymous10:12 PM

    Another comment on Chuck Jr.'s fence photo. Sorry, I didn't read below the photo but it is pertinent so I'll mention it.

    He Posted: Chuck Heath, Jr.

    Phil is an amazingly well-spoken man. Don't let the media try to fool you.

    Chuckie: We have NEVER said the Duck Guys couldn't speak well. They are college graduates, remember!! Millionaire, Yuppies. They choose to say BAD things. Their father, in particular has shown himself to be racist and derogatory to women, especially to teen-age girls.

    It's Sarah that we say can't string two words together properly.

    https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pcb.734310929959325/734310856625999/?type=1&permPage=1

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    1. Anonymous5:33 AM

      Only Chuck Jr. would think the media slammed DD for their ignorance. No..the media slammed them for pedophilia, and fraud for pretending to be like Chuck Jr. and his family, ~ hillbillies.

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    2. Anonymous9:01 AM

      They're the ones who fooled the media, not the other way around. Chuck Jr is such a schmuck.

      Delete
  37. Anonymous10:26 PM

    Franklin Graham goes from Ebola to the Palin Plague.

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    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Anonymous10:26 PM

      Franklin Graham goes from Ebola to the Palin Plague.
      *****
      Good! Maybe he brought Ebola to the Alaska ie: The Palins!!! Only way to make them STFU!

      Delete
  38. Anonymous4:42 AM

    Lots of diversity I see.

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  39. comeonpeople5:47 AM

    Sally needs to find Sarah an adjective of the day to replace "awesome."
    Tiresome much??

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  40. Anonymous6:12 AM

    It's so interesting that when a post hits too close to the truth, and the ugly truth at that, the trolls who frequent this blog go absolutely spastic. Amusing.

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    1. Anonymous7:27 AM

      Every darn time, 6:12 AM, and so amusing yesterday when "Thing 1" accused Gyph of being the most jealous he'd ever been. Why, pray tell, WHY would ANY of us be jealous of that tribe? Talk about a false sense of hubris on that their part!

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    2. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Dumbass troll is the only person here who wants to be a Palin. What a loser.

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    3. Anonymous8:53 AM

      What is the truth you're talking about here?

      Delete
    4. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Anonymous8:21 AM

      Dumbass troll is the only person here who wants to be a Palin. What a loser.
      *****
      It IS a PALIN! Or Heath. Its Chucktard drunk and telling us to buy his stupid ass book.
      So we know willow is the "grow up" troll
      CHJr is the "G is so jealous troll"
      Todd is the Lieball troll...
      And Sarah is the troll that attacks OBama and libs.
      Hey nothing brings the family together like Trolling!
      The Trollin' palins!

      Delete
  41. Anonymous8:09 AM

    Wow, what a shiny new grill . Now that shiny new grill won't do a bit of good now will it? It has got yo be "seasoned", seasoning seals up a grill and gets rid of that manufacturing smells and tastes.
    Just proves how phoney she is. Down here in Texas where you will see BBQ's of all sizes noe one would be standing proudly by a new one, but their old faithful ones. If fact my hubby got up and put on a brisket at about 2 am this morning. I wonder what Granny Sarah is cooking? Hot dogs that will taste like black paint?

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    1. Anonymous8:48 AM

      I noticed the grill looked brand new also, too. I also am wondering about the brick wall if that is supposed to be a photo of the Palin Lake Lucille property. I think Ducker and Clucker are in a photo shoot promoting those shiny, new grills for the company in Indiana that makes 'em. Oh, the meaty goodness.......

      Don't they make cookers out of oil drums in Alaska like they do in Texas?

      RJ in Brownbackistan

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  42. Anonymous8:47 AM

    The only reason Sarah Palin has been entertaining at her house with these inbred redneck duck fucks and those two kids that just happened to show up when she had a video crew at her house is because of her Sarah Palin channel blog on the internet. Also because Sarah Palin is probably doing something sneaky about her house and her income taxes, some type of claiming benefits. Sarah Palin is a sneaky snake, there's always something in it for her or Sarah and the Palins won't do it.

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      Anonymous8:47 AM

      The only reason Sarah Palin has been entertaining at her house with these inbred redneck duck fucks and those two kids that just happened to show up when she had a video crew at her house is because of her Sarah Palin channel blog
      *****
      Fox must of given her the studio and all its equipment so she HAS to be in AK to use it. Plus then she can qualify for the AK grifter fund, that she failed to qualify for the last couple of years...

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    2. "Sarah Palin is probably doing something sneaky about her house and her income taxes"
      --------------------------------------------
      If she is, she'd best be careful. "Home office" deductions are among the most often audited. Cameras everywhere don't make the whole house a professional office or studio.

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  43. Anonymous9:04 AM

    Is there a brick wall at the Palin house? Did Todd lay those bricks one by one? Todd is so fucking talented and manly with his pussy sounding voice.

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  44. I hope they don't let Trig drown in the lake.

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  45. Anonymous9:23 AM

    What kind of mother is Sarah Palin? Sarah Palin is a inconsiderate mother fucker. Here is Sarah Palin hosting a bbq with her brand new grill grilling up steaks while her neglected adopted son Trig is smelling the aroma of Sarah's steak and wondering what is that good smell while Trig is sitting in his baby high chair eating apple sauce. Don't worry, Trig can't see all those people enjoying their steaks, potato salad and fixing, Trig doesn't wear his prescription glasses and can't see a damn thing.

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  46. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Where's Todd? Where's Sarah Palin's wedding ring? Did Sarah toss her ring into the lake again?

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  47. Anonymous9:39 AM

    She must be crushed that Cliven Bundy and Ted Nugent didn't make it.

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  48. Anonymous9:54 AM

    Those Meat Monster grills are not your average family barbecue grills. Those things comes with trailer wheels and has a tongue on it so you can tow it with a truck when you want to put it away. Sarah how much is your rig that you use for family barbecues? How much you want to bet that Sarah Palin is the only one in the whole state of Alaska with a Meat Monster?

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    1. Anonymous1:23 PM

      Meh, plenty of people here in Texas have smokers that size. But I do agree Granny Sarah would never cook since her kids had to raise themselves on fast food. Taco bell for Thanksgiving just proves that.

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  49. Anonymous9:57 AM

    That's not her first meat monster, didn't Sarah cowgirl ride Glenn Rice's meat monster?

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    1. Anonymous1:22 PM

      No, she just sucked him off.

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    2. Anonymous1:32 PM

      Todd did she?

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  50. Why does Franklin Graham spend so much time in Alaska?

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    1. Anonymous1:22 PM

      Tawd probably provides him with free hookers. Plus, now that Graham's volunteers are infecting the USA with Ebola it's the farthest point from them.

      Delete
  51. Anonymous12:57 PM

    Of course the Ducks would be visiting the Palins. Afterall, the Palins have three girls to off-load. Good luck with that.

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  52. Anonymous6:21 PM

    I thought this site was for people with good moral character and positive impacts (as the header states)? All of your awful comments not only offer any sort of benefit, it only makes me think the Duck Dynasty crew and the Palin's are probably kinder and more positive people to spend time with.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie8:16 PM

      Well, why don't you go hang out with them, then?

      Amscray, olltray!

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