Here is the category:
Outstanding Short-Format Live-Action Entertainment Program: Between Two Ferns, featuring President Barack Obama (FunnyOrDie.com)
In case you have not seen it.
You know I looked, and looked, and looked, and I simply could not find the nomination for the Sarah Palin Channel anywhere.
Maybe next year Sarah.
Just keep those eyes crossed. I'm sorry...fingers crossed.
Speaking of the Emmy's Sarah Silverman also won last night for her comedy show, and being an Atheist her acceptance speech was a little different:
“We’re all just made of molecules, and we’re hurtling through space right now.”
Nice. And accurate.
Aw shit, prepare for a Palin parody.
ReplyDeleteYou're up, Sarah!
DeleteWe're waiting to hear what you'll say next about the President!
She can use her own home studio set and call it "Between a Makeup Mirror, a Tacky Lamp and a Conch Shell"
Delete$carah could interview Bristles and call the segment "Between Two Pregnancies" or "Between Two Trial Husbands" Taaahd could do a segment "Bewteen Two Prostitutes" or "Between Two Cans" when they are flying towards the refrigerator.
Delete@1:15 and 3:11, Very funny!
DeleteChecked the Intertoobz first thing this morning... yesssssss!
ReplyDeleteOne MORE thing President Obama has earned, and not $arah.
I feel badly for that dented fridge door in Wasilla, or perhaps a kicked Jill Hadassah [sic].
I wonder if she knows enough Hebrew/Yiddish to realize the importance of the hard "H" (breath/inspiration) Guess it doesn't translate well in word sausage,
DeleteDoubtful. $he probably pronounces the H as in "Harry" and the second syllable to rhyme with "massa."
DeletePresident Obama is remarkable at delivering joke lines. His comedic timing is something else at the Correspondents Dinners. He should address the next session of Congress in that same comedic vein, although it's doubtful they'd understand the points of the jokes if President Obama typed out copies for them and delivered them flaming from a crossbow to their heartless chests.
ReplyDeleteIf there were Razzies for TV, Sarah would be all over them like a fat man on a Christmas Ham.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Palin didn't win anything....how could that be...PFT....LOL
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I watched the Emmy's is to see Palin win. What happened. RIGHT! HAHA
ReplyDeleteYou mean all those peetards that were calling that 1-900 number didn't have enough votes to get their queen elected to the Emmies? They should bitch and moan about that voter fraud and man the poles next time.
Deleteok. I finally looked at the photo on Palin's FB where she photoped I mean "adopted" a dog, and I notice she looks like a slob, but the think I noticed right away is that the little boy Trigg has some kind of knitted things on his hands...that's weird
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DeleteBrisket also posted a photo of the kid on her FB and it's so sad to see him all cross-sided without glasses looking pretty bad. No wonder they forget him in the truck--by the way she's mentioned that she's left him in there at least 3 other times--I think they are embarrased &hide the kid from the public.
*thing
DeleteThey hide him from public contact and probably post the "best" photos of the little guy.
DeleteThe little knit thing looks like Trig's special toy. Maybe it's already Trig's buddy. It appears in a photo that Sarah posted on her facebook under the Richard Dawkins protest. https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/photos/pcb.10152666812888588/10152666809078588/?type=1&theater
Delete@12.28 Trig is supposed to wear glasses. There have been a few photos of him wearing them. They might help. They are not doing any good sitting in a dresser drawer. I don't care if Trig doesn't like to wear them. Get him a cool pair with a strap on the back. If a kid broke his arm and didn't like wearing the cast, his parents would still make sure that cast stayed on. What's the matter with the Palins? If they can't take care of Trig, the dog won't take care of Trig either. And if they can't take care of Trig, they can't be counted on to feed and walk the dog on a regular basis.
DeleteOh, waiting for the troll to come along and tell us that the dog has been trained to feed herself, open the door and do her business outside, then come back in and lock the door. Yeah, and I have a bridge to nowhere to sell ya.
O/T How crazy do the parents and instructor have to be to try to teach a 9yo girl how to shoot a Uzi?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/26/charles-vacca-shooting-instructor-dies-9-year-old_n_5717603.html
He won't be teaching any other children how to fire an automatic weapon.
DeleteYou mean Palin's little "shows" didn't get nomintated? Oh well, maybe her little website or so called "channel" will compete against other real channels.
ReplyDeleteObama is a class act that's why the quitter hates him so. She'll never be in his league.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to watch the Emmy's. How many awards did Sarah Palin's Amazing America win? Didn't the Bristol DWTS voters vote up Sarah"s show? Oh, it doesn't work that way?
ReplyDeleteI think they won the hypocrite and grift award--wait I forgot they also won the sainthood & immaculate conception award.
DeleteI have had Republican fb friends already complain that president Obama was at the awards show because he should be attending to more important issues. It's the basic same vacation complaint.
ReplyDeleteThe President was not at the Emmys last night.
DeleteThat was a rumor.
Started by the GOP/RWNJ's I bet!
DeleteSomething that is not being talked about is that Bohner's daughter married a Jamaican guy, with dreadlocks a few months ago. McCain's son married an African American naval officer just last week. Why are they so prejudiced against President Obama when their own families have African American members? In the wedding photos I saw chubby Meghan, but not the girl from Bangladesh that they adopted.
DeleteThe President is kind of like Mr. Magoo, (more intelligent savvy model), he just rides along, doing his best, and gets honored; no matter how the right try to set a trap for him, they fail. Haha, Sarah must be spitting nails.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a couple of those nails got caught on her upper lip, she can't move it!!
DeleteOT Bristol's current blog post is titled, "I love him so much it hurts." The photo of Trig would break your heart. His eyes are so badly crossed, and he is not wearing his glasses. Which does he need more? Glasses or a dog? The attention of a trained speech therapist or a dog? A visit to the eye doctor or a dog?
ReplyDeleteThe negligence is criminal. If she loved him so much that it hurts she would have made damn sure he got the therapy he needed. When you love someone that much you move mountains to make his world better. What a bunch of lying hypocrites. And if she loved Tripp she'd make damn sure he got to spend time with his father. They love only themselves and the money they can grift.
DeleteA very hateful family to say the least.
Right to Life hypocrites! They treasure life for the 9 months of gestation until birth. After that, Life isn't worth very much. Just being alive isn't enough. It's Quality of Life that should matter. On the TV, they are complaining that veterans have a year or two delay before they are able to see a doctor. How about Trig? He has had a 6 year delay in getting therapy and having his eyes taken care of. It's not because the doctors are too busy to see him. It's because the people who decided to act as his parents haven't bothered to do the most for him. No, they have done the minimum, the least. Were they putting Trig in God's hands since he was a gift from God? That's why God also created therapists and gave them the training that would help Trig. He can't heal every patient without some help.
DeleteShe needs to pretend so people can continue to throw money at them. These people will try ANYTHING.
DeleteAll I remember is that photo of Bristles, Willing and their two "boyfriends" grinning, all with their eyes crossed in that photo. It just broke my heart. IF and it is a BIG IF, they love him so much, give him up to someone who knoiws how to love a child, and guide him to the best life possible. This entire family are disgusting, a waste of space.
DeleteLOL Bristol says that to all the boys!
DeleteI'm sure she thought he was related to Steve on Fox, and you know she wants her platform back.
ReplyDeleteOT As for Sarah paying taxes on a dog whose training could cost $22,000, forget about it. Becky Beach, the woman who owns the dog training place will make sure there is a doctor's order in place, a prescription for Trig who requires a therapy dog. Now, let's get Trig an appointment with an opthamologist and a speech therapist.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about grifrting for that woman and her KLAN--and when there's a will there's a way. The woman has no shame.
DeleteDidn't the Palins win the the hypocrite and grift award or was it the "sainthood & immaculate conception award."
ReplyDeleteIf Trig's parents were anyone other than the Palins, they would be under scrutiny by a CPS caseworker by now.
ReplyDeleteTrue, because if Trig was returned to his birth mother, she wouldn't treat him any better. If his birth mother really hurt that much, thinking about Trig, she would have stepped in by now, offering to see that the boy got to a therapist. Dumb and dumber (and I don't mean Trig).
DeleteIt's only a matter of time & Brisket, aka "the chin," will pose again with a smaller bikini since they're not getting enough attention & maybe even granny-palin.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, in the "surprise" video granny-palin posed with her ugly-ass old legs sitting in a chair with the sagging vericose veins or cellulite. ewwwwww.
But they don't care. They think it's hot and the saggy little old-conservative-men will throw money at them. GROSS!
What a thought. Why didn't Sarah mention to those nice Jewish boys that she had two single daughters? After all, what better way to show her love of Israel and justify wearing her Jewish star. Why, Sarah could wear her Jewish start to the double wedding.
DeleteThose nice Jewish boys wouldn't go near the 2 Palin skanks.
DeleteYou got that right. I have two nice Jewish single sons about Bri$tol's and Willer's ages, and they wouldn't touch them with somebody else's barge pole. Thank heavens!
DeleteDid anyone catch Sophia Vagara? Come on Sarah, Strap on those babes and drive them wild just standing in silhouette!
ReplyDeleteThis just in, Sarah got an honorable mention for "between two teleprompters with a flag, weeds, bucket, and everything at the dollar store in the background"
Go President Obama! Winner!!!!!