Saturday, September 13, 2014

Bill Maher finally chose his candidate for his "Flip a District" campaign.

My favorite part:

"Now someday for sure, absolutely no doubt, Louie Gohmert, who talks like somebody whose name is Louie Gohmert, will be arrested naked masturbating in the street."

Still not exactly sure how Gohmert missed getting selected.

By the way I have to say that my favorite part of the show last night, was watching Jerry Seinfeld  out funny Maher. Jerry was incredibly fast and virtually everything he said elicited huge laughs from the audience.

Gee you know, maybe HE should get a show on television. Might be successful.

19 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Cleary friends are gloating and proud of their fighting achievements.

    And was that really an ex? Willow's only had 3 boyfriends, including her current. Bristol's had 5. Both pretty low numbers. Though they went to West and Bristol did go on a little date with someone there when she again kicked punk Levi to the curb in early 08.

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    1. Sure. Fuck off. You are a waste of space trying to defend Princess Sluts-A-Lot

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    2. Anonymous8:22 PM

      Not before he knocked her up! Also too, if Bristol "kicked punk Levi to the curb in early '08" then who knocked her up with Tripp? She would have been pregnant again in March so who was the lucky daddy of Tripp?

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  2. Anonymous4:39 PM

    At least Alaskans have moved on from last weekend.

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    1. Todd broke a tooth4:57 PM

      Yeah, that's totally wrong. At Walmart in anchorage today, it was all anyone was talking about. Everyone knows this has made LOTS of people consider telling what they know about Palin misdeeds. This isn't going away any time soon, m'friend! Not even!

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    2. Uh no they havent. Can't because they are still ROFLFAO

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    3. Anonymous8:41 PM

      Bwahahaha !! I don't think so honey!!
      Smh smh smh

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    4. Anonymous1:02 AM

      BWAHAHAHAHA, 'Todd, get his phone'. BWAHAHAHAHA, Track has how many cracked ribs? Track still 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT'. He never grew up.

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  3. Todd broke a tooth4:52 PM

    That was my favorite too, Gryphen! When Jerry said "do you think there's any Italians in ISIS?" and Maher fell right into it and said "Italian ISIS?".......I laughed so hard!

    As always, Maher was almost painfully on point.

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  4. Anonymous5:14 PM

    Loved Bill Maher's show last night (actually watched both of them!) that included Jerry Seinfield. He and Bill have been friends for years and it showed. They were easy and fun w/each other. Thoroughly enjoyable - I was laughing out loud at the two of them!!!

    I also liked the put downs that Bill put out there about Palin - in both of the shows. Remember when she threatened him years ago? A lot of good that did!!! He truly thinks she is an idiot and has too many kids!

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    1. Anonymous8:42 PM

      Sarah can be as funny as Jerry and Bill put together. To those who really know her

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    2. Anonymous12:57 AM

      @8:42 PM But you don't know her, Troll, so how would you assume that? The funniest thing about Sarah Palin is her 'WILD RIDE' story, and her Pimp husband.

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    3. A J Billings4:48 AM

      @8:42 pm. Have you gone completely insane?

      $arah Paylin one of the most toxic, nasty, viciously ignorant fools who's ever attained D list celebrity in the USA, and represents the zenith of Christian Hypocrisy.

      $arah Paylin is as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

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    4. Anonymous4:59 AM

      Uh, we saw her comedy act (not, not on the campaign trail, book tour, speaking gigs, reality shows) but on Leno, she stunk and they had to feed in canned laughter. She's not as adorable as she thinks she is.

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  5. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Louis is too dumb to be dangerous, or Bill likes having him around for his comedy value; or both.

    John Kline, Minnesota, worst of the worst per Bill. Please weigh in Minnesotans and share more about your CongraThug.

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    1. Anonymous9:08 PM

      I couldn't agree with you more. She has not only made treason and sedition 'cute and sexy', but bigotry, mean-spiritedness, divisiveness, and threats of murder as well. To say the woman knows how to dog whistle is a massive under-statement. She is dumb only when it comes to accomplishing anything positive or doing worthwhile in life. When it comes to doing evil, she is craftier than a snake. I can't remember a character in American history who was that filled with vitriol and yet 'got away with it' by being given a public microphone and institutional enablement for such an indefinite period of time.

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    2. Anonymous5:00 AM

      Anita Bryant

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  6. Anonymous8:27 PM

    I can't believe how many Seinfeld quotes still slip out of my mouth even though the show has been off the air for so long. There is an appropriate Seinfeld quote for every occasion!

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  7. Anita Winecooler6:49 PM

    Seinfeld was a wonderful show. What amazed me most was he lived in NYC and no one locked their doors.

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