Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson respects the Jewish people so much he'd like to make them all Christians.

"As long as they're Christians." There fixed it for you.
Courtesy of Haaretz: 

Patriarch of A&E's Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson, who has caused controversy in the past with homophobic and racist remarks, is on a mission to bring Jews closer to the Christian faith. 

According to WebProNews, Robertson and his son, Alan, are taking part in an event organized by the Messianic Jewish Bible Institute. The group's stated aim is to "bring Jewish people into a personal relationship of faith with Yeshua the Messiah, knowing their acceptance will eventually mean life from the dead (Romans 11:15).” 

“The MJBI equips leaders who will establish Messianic Jewish congregations and ministries in Jewish communities worldwide. Additionally, the MJBI seeks to equip the Church in its responsibility to take the Good News to the Jew first (Romans 1:16). Like Paul, the MJBI helps educate Christians in their role to provoke the Jewish people to jealousy and thus save some of them (Romans 11:11-14),” the group's website says. 

The event, titled "A Tale of Two Ducks," will take place at the Fort Worth Convention Center on November 1, with tickets costing between $100 to $10,000.

As we have covered many, many times here on IM, the Fundamentalists only respect the Jewish community and support Israel for what they represent to them. Tools needed to help usher in the End Times.

In the end Israel itself is supposed to undergo a mass conversion to Christianity, which will essentially make it all one big born again theme park.

Robertson is just getting a jump start on what he, and his ilk, see as the eventual outcome anyhow.

Why wait? Eschew your traditions, and the religion of your people, and join the Christo-fascists now.

I understand that the first one hundred will get a genuine Duck Dynasty duck caller, useful for calling pagan ducks to Jesus Christ or luring them close and blowing their feathered asses away if they refuse to submit.

21 comments:

  1. Ack! Ack!?! [Gags noisily]

    Thank you, Gryphen, for once again pointing out that some fundamentalist "Christians" are only interested in co-opting and converting Jews from their--our--faith.

    This-here Jew don't buy it, Duck Dynasty!

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  2. Anonymous2:40 PM

    "tickets costing between $100 to $10,000"

    Old time religion any cheap.

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    1. Anonymous4:21 PM

      Will Sarah Palin be there?
      Beaglemom

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    2. Anita Winecooler5:47 PM

      If Sarah shows up, they'll be deeply discounted, free even!

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  3. Anonymous3:05 PM

    how do these righteous fuktard frauds profess to be christian in the biblical sense ?

    wait, which version of the christian bible am i talking about ?!? i'z so confused - but then again won't loose any sleep over it ..

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  4. Anonymous3:07 PM

    Robertson is also as homophobic as Jesus: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/phil-robertson-duck-dynasty-homophobe-jesus

    If he takes his information from the Bible:
    John 4:7-8 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.


    Matthew 7:1-29 “Judge not, that you be not judged.

    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”

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    1. And remember, Jesus' followers were Jews and Gentiles, not Christians. Indeed, Christ never set up a church. He just preached love, tolerance, and sharing your wealth. How the heck did the GOP ever connect with those beliefs?
      Then, too, none of the Biblical figures were white, either. But hey, facts schmacks. As long as they can keep cashing in, right, Duckies?

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    2. Anonymous4:20 PM

      I don't think of Christ as having been "homophobic." I think he preached to all people - tolerance and love and non-violence towards those who hurt you. These Duck Dynasty dudes, like Sarah Palin and her ilk, know next to nothing about religion.
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous5:47 PM

      Agreed, Beaglemom, and someone must have told Ted Nugent to shut up and sit down. Finally.

      These are the faces of the x-tian conservative movement? No THANKS.

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  5. AKinPA3:38 PM

    I'm sorry but what self-respecting person of any faith (other than faux christians) would pay at least $100 listen to this charlatan talk about faith?

    And they are using the Forth Worth Convention Center? I can see a faux christian gathering being interested in this idiot and his gen-u-wine duck caller. But I had no idea that there were enough Jews interested in converting and also interested in learning about Christianity from this grifter and son to fill a convention center.
    I've got to be missing something here. I'd go back and re-read the post, Gryphen, but that guy's picture turns my stomach.

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  6. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Who gets the money?

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    1. Anonymous4:23 PM

      We know god and his mini me isn't getting a dime.

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    2. Anita Winecooler5:49 PM

      Ducks draw a huge circle in the middle of the room, and toss the money up to the ceiling. What stays up goes to God, what comes down goes to Ducks Inc.

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  7. Ailsa4:15 PM

    I wonder if Dubya will be there. He's very in with the Messianic folks. Remember this - George W. Bush To Keynote Fundraiser For Messianic Judaism Group

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/george-w-bush-to-keynote-fundraiser-for-messianic-judaism-group

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  8. Anonymous4:53 PM

    "The only place I know of that I could have gone to answer that question would be a Bible," Robertson said. "The dictionary wouldn’t have explained it. An encyclopedia wouldn’t have explained it, whether it was a sin or not. So I went to the only source I had to answer his question." (TPM)

    If it isn't mentioned in the Bible, it must not exist. The Americas were discovered long after the Bible was written, so the United States and Louisiana are not mentioned in the Bible. They didn't exist. Time for Robertson to move.

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  9. Anonymous5:31 PM

    I guess the moron Phil never read what Jesus, who isn't real, said about the rich.... If there is a heaven Phil you won't be going there

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  10. Randall5:50 PM

    Pious Phil and Sanctimonious Si's Eschatological Circus and Traveling Salvation Show!

    featuring Sarah "Pasties" Palin and the Palinettes!

    Sheesh

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  11. Anita Winecooler5:56 PM

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't people of the Jewish Faith still waiting for "The Messiah"? Yeah, one can be Jewish and think that Jesus was a swell fellow, and one of several prophets. But there weren't any Christians till there was a Christ.
    If he's so bent on getting his message across, why on earth is Mr Duck charging ANY amount of money? Rumor has it Jesus didn't like money traders.
    Stick to what you know, racism, ducks, homophobia and acting holy.

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  12. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Phil is a good man, who is kind to all. Just because his beliefs are different from yours doesnt mean he treats anyone differently face to face.

    However, I would bet that if YOU met a nationally known republican, anyone, you'd be less than civil. And that's after all the lies and propaganda you've spread.

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  13. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Holy Cheesus! Phil Robertson also has thoughts on 'radical Islam.'

    He was an 'in studio' guest on Hannity in the last day or so....Hilarious photo of Phil and Sean and the Fox News' banner, "Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson on the rise of radical Islam."

    Just hilarious! And pathetic.

    https://twitter.com/MazMHussain/status/506999470769569792

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    1. Ailsa8:45 PM

      And Phil's advice? ""Either convert them or kill them."

      Now where did I hear that before. Oh yes, from ISIS.

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