Monday, September 22, 2014

What if a militia decided to shut down the border but nobody came? Okay, well five people came.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

A planned shutdown of border crossings between the United Sates and Mexico by patriotic militia members failed to materialize Saturday morning with only five protestors showing up at one crossing in Pharr, Texas, according to Breitbart News Texas. 

Organized by border militia movement leader Rob Chupp, the “Shut Down All Ports” protest was intended to disrupt commerce at the busy crossings to draw attention to the plight of Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi, jailed by by Mexican authorities on weapons charges. 

Chupp, who was one of the five at Pharr, explained that their objective had changed and that they were only there to see how many law enforcement officials they could occupy for the day watching them. 

According to the originator of the event, turnout was poor because organizers had called off the event just hours before it was to begin due to threats of “mass blood shed(sic)’ from drug cartels. 

In a statement issued by the event’s organizer Stasyi Barth, she wrote, “Cartel threatening mass blood shed. One of the guys in Texas was followed into a Walmart, on the freeway, then approached at his hotel. At the same time, I got a bunch of requests to join the [Facebook] page from Sonora Mexico. I grabbed as many as I could, but realized it was getting out of control fast and I didn’t want them to see who the attendees were. This is after it was requested that we avoid certain areas, because of the recent border threats, unrelated to us. The cartel has people at every port listed..waiting for us, so I was told.”

Yes I am certain that the drug cartels, who are constantly outwitting and outgunning Mexican police, would threaten a bunch of overweight Rambo wannabes who are standing on the America side of the border dressed in camouflage and picking their noses.

Seems a more likely scenario that once these inbred morons realized that nobody was going to show, they fabricated some scary threat and used that to justify their low numbers.

Besides what kind of "militia" bails for fear of running into a potential terrorist threat?

23 comments:

  1. I like the way you think, Gryph.

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  2. Georgia Peach2:48 PM

    Just proves what we already knew: Most ammosexuals are bullies, and most bullies are cowards. Challenge them, and they turn tail and run.

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  3. Gryphen, don't you think "inbred morons" have it tough enough in life without people like you piling on? They didnt ask to be uncles to their own sisters and cousins to their own parents, did they? Is it really their fault that they're heavily armed, angry douchebags?

    Ok, on second thought, it IS their own fault that they are heavily armed, angry douchebags, but I stand by my initial assertion that they are tragic victims in the genetics-based lack of intelligence category.

    So, on balance, I say to you "Carry on, sir! Good job!"

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  4. Anonymous2:53 PM

    Hahahahaha!

    Just like $arah, play the victim and blame someone else when you've made an ass out of yourself.

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  5. Soooo, they're going to keep the US of A safe for rill 'Murkins cuz the Muslin Kenyan commie usurper Obummer won't.

    Cuz they're big and bad and they got guns yeah, you betcha.

    Wait. This means I gotta leave my Barcalounger and facebook machine and like, exert myself? I thought all I had to do was talk big. And wait, is this going to be in any way a pain in the ass for me?

    Well, then, uh, yeah, I'd uh, be there, you bet, but uh, yeah! I got it! We are so badass and scary that the Messican cartels have been tracking us because they know they can't stand up rill 'Murkun beerguts, I mean rill 'Murkins with guns, yeah, that's it.

    So why aren't we there taking out the Messican cartels that Obummer wants to let in the US? With our liberty guns and all? Why are we letting them chase us off? Uh, hmm... Uh...

    USA USA USA

    Their stupid ass story about being so big and bad that the Mexican cartels are after them just made them look like the chickenshit cowards that they are.

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      A Bill Maher entry today. So true.

      https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152405528362297&set=vb.62507427296&type=2&theater

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  6. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Oh for Crypes sake! These idiots are living in a fantasy video game. We don't want or need them on the border land. I wish they'd take their toys and go home.

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    1. Leland4:06 PM

      "I wish they'd take their toys and go home."

      NAH!

      I wish they would take their guns and GO. Period!

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  7. Caroll Thompson3:23 PM

    Today I am quite proud of my fellow Americans (except the five of course). I will even give you a pass today Sarah. I've picked on you enough.

    Happy Fall Equinox to all. Just a few more hours.

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  8. Anonymous3:24 PM

    OT
    Brisket is subject fr a Radaronline article.

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    1. Anonymous3:53 PM

      Link plz?
      also too snippet from Amanda Coyne: "No official word, one way or the other, from the MOA’s prosecutor’s office on the now infamous Palin family brawl. Some legal insiders suggest that a couple of people from the office are on vacation and the top prosecutor’s position is in transition, which is probably the reason for the delay. In other words, it’ll be another few days or so before we’ll hear anything."
      http://bit.ly/1wHsP3a

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  9. These idiots sure know how to embarrass themselves.
    Shouldn't they be bustin' a cap in the cartel's asses. I
    suppose they should stick to stalking registered voter.
    They can look like idiots indoors.

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  10. Anonymous3:41 PM

    "Chupp, who was one of the five at Pharr, explained that their objective had changed and that they were only there to see how many law enforcement officials they could occupy for the day watching them. "

    Does he mean t hey wanted to disrupt regular LE duties by being a distraction?

    What idiots. It's only a matter of time before one of these guys loses it and somebody gets shot.

    Question is, who will be shooting whom? Armed drug cartels, armed LE officers, armed militias nuts, and alarmed but armed citizens..... Who fires the first shot? Where will it end?

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    1. Anonymous3:54 PM

      So, these guys are pissed off that illegal immigrants are getting past over-worked law enforcement at the border--so they decide to cause more work for them?

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  11. Anonymous3:59 PM

    But we were imagining the imagery! Boo! Trig's Cure Prayer Event, Palin to run earthquake, Perry's stadium prayer for rain, truckers crippling DC's inner and outer loops, that Veteran's Day Barrycades event and White House protest...why can't these patriot warrior bodies fundamentally transform this nation back?!

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  12. Olivia4:28 PM

    Those big tough gun toting pansies keep showing their true selves. What a bunch of wussies!

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  13. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Joplin religious gun nut update: The Palin family will fit right in in Joplin, guns booze and gawd! An occasional arrest also too!

    This is the pastor of the church that gave away AR-15s for Fathers Day
    www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mo-church-assault-rifles-young-men-jesus-article-1.1840066

    This is the asshole pastor who likes to be a asshole to the poor women who work at the local casino where the pastor and his asshole friends like to go to drink beer and eat casino food.

    "“What the hell is this supposed to be?” Mooneyham asks the young woman, pretending to be puzzled by the pile of food now in front of him. “This is potatoes with alien sperm.”"

    Lol not.

    "After a few more pints, the pastor starts in on a second female bartender. “Are you coming?” he asks, taking a long pause to let the sexual innuendo set in. “I mean tomorrow. To church.” The men all laugh.

    The uncomfortable employee sizes up the hulking man in front of her with the mohawk and tattoos in a football jersey and says no, she doesn’t plan on going to church.

    “What’s the matter? Do you have freakin’ daddy issues?” he persists. Actually, her father is a Baptist minister. "

    Hey assole pastor, you need a kick in the nuts!

    http://www.vocativ.com/culture/religion/heath-mooneyham-ignite/

    Oh and he just got busted for drunk driving and stepped down from his position for a while.
    www.newstalkkzrg.com/pages/19956780.php?contentType=4&contentId=15967811

    Joplin Missouri. Nearly as f*cked up as Wasilla apparently!

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    1. Anonymous8:37 PM

      Whattya bet he's a friend of the Palins, and a reason for the frequent Palin visits to Joplin? It all just seems to mesh, doesn't it? Jooplin and Wasilla have other things in common as well: huge amounts of drug trafficking.

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  14. Anita Winecooler5:21 PM

    LOL Chupp sounds like one of them elitist Texan Tea Partiers who didn't go far enough to make it to Pharr. Then he changed the goal of the mission, to see how many border agents show up.
    Sounds like something Sarah would do, but at least he got a crowd together that isn't related to him..

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  15. WA Skeptic5:58 PM

    My brothers and I used to run around dressed like that--when we were 8 or 9 years old. And when someone fired a few rounds, we all took turns dieing dramatically, then everyone went I shot u first and then nuh-uh and then we all went and had Kool-aid.
    Maybe these guys got their Koolaid early??

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    1. Anonymous9:55 PM

      Maybe they went home because no one brought Koolaid to drink after they shot little children, teens and rounded up the Cartel members bringing drugs in.

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  16. Anonymous8:31 PM

    "Yes I am certain that the drug cartels, who are constantly outwitting and outgunning Mexican police, would threaten a bunch of overweight Rambo wannabes who are standing on the America side of the border dressed in camouflage and picking their noses."

    Oh sure, Gryph: dontcha just KNOW that the Mexican bad guys had all the phone numbers, email addresses, snail mail addresses, and personal Facebook and twitter account information for each and every single ammosexual that wanted to come???? Bwahahahahaha. Oh, SURE they did. No, the reason they didn't come is because they are lazy, too fat to stand in the broiling Texas sun, and too afraid of all the rattlesnakes, scorpions, and other critters in that neck of the woods. Plus, they may also be afraid of nearby federal agents as well (fire-arms violations, outstanding warrants, or other illegal technicalities – such as trying to impersonate federal officers, conducting foreign policy while acting as private citizens, etc. –, much?).

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    1. Anonymous9:10 PM

      No, not lazy...cowards who can't and won't walk the talk/ Kind of reminds me of Operation American Spring; lots of talk and posturing but in the end only 1500 showed up and then left the next day leaving 10-25 people to arrest Obama and start their tribunal.

      Sheesh

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