Wonkette and Gawker are now also on the story of the Thrilla that drove here from Wasilla. Update!

"Oh yeah we'll knock a motherfucker out."

Courtesy of Wonkette:  

Well, look who is doing some journamalism, it is us, yr Wonkette. A delightful story about Bristol Palin’s mean right hook, Todd Palin’s bloody nose, and Sarah Palin screeching DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM was gossiported by our old pals at ImmoralMinority, and we done called up the Anchorage PD to say “yo, Palin fight?” and they said “maybe.” ALL THE PULITZERS PLS. 

Anita in the Anchorage Police Department’s communications office is sitting at her desk at 7:15 a.m. on a Tuesday, so probs they are waiting for a whole mess of calls from Jake Tapper or whatever, and Anita confirms that a huge bloody mess of a brawl between multiple subjects took place Saturday night, and that the Palins were “present.” However, since nobody wanted to arrest anybody else, the names of the “subjects” remain not yet released. But the investigation continues!

Wonkette then goes on to quote us, using proper blogger etiquette, and we here at IM could not be more pleased.

(Though I am confused as to who this "Anita" person is. The official APD spokesperson is Jennifer Castro.)

Where Wonkette treads can Gawker be far behind?  Nope:

America's favorite Irrelevant Grizzly Mom reportedly screamed "Don't you know who I am?" and had to smooth things over with local police after her whole damn brood got involved in a physical fight at a "snowmachine" party last Saturday night in Alaska, multiple sources say. 

You know when you think about it the Palins really should ONLY be covered by tabloids and gossip websites these days. Don'tcha think?
 
I have also heard from the National Enquirer that their story should be coming out soon.

By the by there is some new confusion as to the names of people identified in my first report, so I am looking to clarify the name of the homeowner, and who Bristol initially hit. Not to mention reports that the Mama Grizzly was trying to buy cellphones off of witnesses. (Yeah, I bet.)

So any help in that regard would be much appreciated.

We are now joined by Mediaite and Raw Story on our quest for the truth.

Update 2: After much digging it looks like the name given to me as the homeowner, Chris Olds, was incorrect.

Olds lives in Eagle River. So though he was supposedly at the party he is not the homeowner, nor the person who was worked over by Bristol.

I apologize for the misinformation, and I certainly don't want to Richard Jewell this poor guy, but unfortunately when a story is evolving sometimes information gets all discombobulated.

I apologize to Mr. Olds for incriminating him.

I do have a new name for the homeowner but I am not about to share that until I get solid confirmation.

Update 3: Holy runaway train Batman this thing is everywhere now!

The Washington Post has it.

As does the Inquisitr.

Ditto for the Daily Caller.

Not to mention HuffPo.

And even the freaking TV Guide.

(Boy you know you've arrived when the TV Guide is linking to you.)

Unfortunately is does not appear that anybody has knocked anything new loose. Most of them are just quoting Amanda Coyne and I.

However many of them HAVE contacted the APD which means they are going to have no choice but to release a public statement about the incident once they gather enough evidence.

Update 4: I just got word from another eyewitness that Todd was not the only Palin to get bloodied.

Apparently Track got his ass handed to him as well, and is currently sporting a black and blue face.

Oh well I'm sure he's tough. His mother says he a combat vet you know.