Police finally release report on the Throwdown at the Hoedown. Update!

Here is the report courtesy of Malia Litman, who apparently was a little more diplomatic than I was.

It must be that great Texas accent of hers. Good work Malia!

Okay lets' delve into this thing shall we?

In the first part Bristol is claiming that Willow was pushed by an older lady and when she went to confront he woman that the homeowner, Korey, pushed her down without provocation.

There was also a young man in a truck, named Steven Lebeida, who was bleeding, but he refused to tell the police what happened to him and he was allowed to leave.

Update: They also interviewed Matthew McKenna who claims that the fight involved other NOT the Palins and that he had Todd went to investigate. It was then that a friend identified as "Steve" was supposedly knocked down and that Todd was jumped by four guys as he tried to help.

It was at this time that McKenna claims that Track jumped in. (This is totally the opposite of what everybody else described.)

However McKenna also claims that Bristol was "out of control" and that he saw her hit Corey multiple times, but that she was dragged away by some unidentified women, and that THAT was when she was knocked to the ground.

Update 2: Here is TMZ's report.

Update 3: The police also report that when they first arrived that they saw a shirtless Track Palin being led to the limousine ("Appearing intent on keeping him away from me.") After the cop approached the limo Sarah told Track to cooperate at which time the cop noticed that he was "Heavily intoxicated." (Apparently he was so drunk that he thought they were in Eagle River and did not realize that they were in Anchorage.)

Update 4: Here you can read this part for yourself:

Update 5: This next part contradicts The Palin's version.

So apparently despite reports the police claim there was no video taken.

The report goes on to include testimony from a number of witnesses, most of which contradicts the Palin version.

Korey's testimony is especially damning as he claims that not only did Bristol attack him, but that Track did as well.

Matthew McKenna  backed up Korey's version of the Bristol confrontation, including the part where she came up the driveway saying she was going to "knock that bitch out."

Apparently while the policed were interviewing Matthew and Korey, Todd and Track came up and try to start some shit and had to be restrained and escorted away.

So WHY were they not arrested?

Update 6: Further down in the report the officer says that both Willow and Bristol were visibly drunk. Interesting because isn't Willow only 20 years old?

And by the way TMZ is dead wrong that Sarah was not in the area, as she and Todd were observed in a verbal confrontation with other guests when the police arrived.

Update 7: Okay the over under of all of this is that the Palin's version does not seem to match the version of the other party goers, except Mathew McKenna who however takes the homeowners side in the Bristol fracas.

So if the report is out it sounds like the Palins are NOT going to face any charges, either by those they assaulted or by the city.

Yeah, well you know what? The damage has already been done.

Update 8: Here is the report by the Alaska Dispatch and TPM.