I found the one from today kind of "meh," but the videos they posted contained some hidden gems.
First up we have a video from way back when the Koch brothers were paying anybody even remotely connected to the Republican party to stump for Pat Roberts in Kansas.
As you probably remember Palin went and pretended to like people to touch her while handing out cold pancakes with a side of wilted word salad.
You know what it’s going to take for America to be saved, and that is, that Republican Party bein’ strong there.
He’s pro-ANWR, pro-life, pro-gun, he — you got a lot of bitter clingers and wingers around here, don’t you? I’m proud to be with ‘em!
Yep wilted.
As you can see the person working the camera was clearly going through some kind of withdrawals and could not hold it steady to save their life. But hell it's just going up on the Sarah Palin Channel, so who really gives a shit?
Yeah now see if Maness had spent any time researching Palin's past interactions with those she has endorsed, he would know that she does not like to have the money handed directly to her.
She either wants it sent to SarahPAC directly (After it is laundered of course.) or stuffed surreptitiously into her g-string as befits her station as a political pole dancer.
And for that it is always best to use paper money, as coins tend to come loose as she is shaking her "thang" and that could not only put out an eye but also negatively impact her income.
And if you noticed she was not terribly pleased that he reached out to hug her either. Once again that is bad etiquette as everybody knows there is no sex in the Champagne Room. And let's face it, hugging is as close to actual sex with Sarah Palin that anybody really gets these days.
It looks like Maness gave Palin a " challenge coin " which is used by member of various military units to symbolize unit solidarity and brotherhood.
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how they are used .
Palin looks unfamiliar with the coin, so apparently Trick ( as Raw Story mistakenly called him ) didn't get one .
Sometimes military members will give their coins to deserving politicians like US presidents .
Maness giving one to Palin cheapens him and the tradition. No doubt Palin will turn it into a gawdy necklace like her tacky Star of David.
Wonder if she bit the coin to see if it was real or not. Every penny counts when you're crazy and have one son with PTSD and one son with DS and an unemployed skin girl, unemployed hair girl sponging off the top.
DeleteShe asked for it, she got it. Toyota.
DeleteSarah was expecting a check, a big check with a lot of zeros. A coin? Are you kidding? How cheap is that guy?
DeleteIt looked to me like there was something else underneath that coin!
DeleteApparently it wasn't the type of coin SHE likes, like CA$H.
DeleteAnd she had the DD's on the belmonts... and he only gave her a FAKE coin!
Fake for a fake. Fitting.
I think he's holding something else besides the coin also, too. Looks like something green.
DeleteMaybe one of Todd's old condoms!
Oh wow, that last video, she looked like she just farted or something. Damn she is one sour looking bitch.
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Delete$he's lost in her own little world of admiring the way she perceives the Belmont's appear to what she perceives to be the world.
You don't need to study body language to recognize an awkward moment. What poor Sarah has to do these days in order to stay relevant. Damn those rules about having a PAC.
ReplyDeleteIs it me or is that a snarl on Sarah's face realizing the alligator has smoother, supple skin and is warm to the touch? C'mon Sarah, do some exceptional reptile wrasslin' to raise more money.
ReplyDeleteLook up any photo of her hugging various people. Sometimes it's one handed, sometimes she keeps a space between. Now look for one with Teddy Cruz, it's like they are locked in a coital embrace.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm not the only one who has noticed that.
DeleteShe gave that dude from the book line with a boner a warmer welcome.
ReplyDeleteShe's good at that.
DeleteNice Belmonts 2nd video, $arah, you sure bring 'em out when needed, don'cha? If only you fake another pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteAre you TIRED yet, girly girl? Have you made a big enough @ss of yourself yet? You're going on 51, for pete's sake, ACT like it and try to resurrect your spawn into something that's even halfway contributing to the world for the good.
Just LOOK at those boobies! LOL
that's where she looks like she just woke up & pined a tail from trig's wooden horse to the back of her head.lol
ReplyDeleteTop photo - sista Sarah has lots of wrinkles in the throat and neck area! That is a recent photo too!
ReplyDeleteNot so much that - lots of people gracefully age. But she's got so much weird tension in her jaw and neck that she's turning herself into Gollum.
DeleteSo do I, but mine are through battling issues on the home front with a disabled husband and helping others, NOT seeing how much I can take people for being a grifting scam artist. The shar pei pic of her is still my fave.
DeletePeople who get cosmetic surgery have to keep getting more. Upkeep is what I hear. Time for a tune-up for $carah. Send $$$$ to her pac, so they can all get tune ups, Taaahd, Bristles and Willing.
DeleteIf someone is "pro-ANWR" doesn't that mean he'd be AGAINST drilling in the Wildlife Refuge?
ReplyDeleteYes 5:55, but this is Sarah. It's all so confusing for her. When she isn't talking about 'sqirmishes' she is getting Paul Revere all wrong. Even the Palin-Palm-Prompter doesn't help her fake it much. She's limited.
DeleteThat's for burnishing her own brand, like most of her appearances seem to be oriented. Stop 100 (or 1000) random people on the streets of Kansas' biggest city and ask them what ANWR is. None will have a clue. But ironically, yes "pro ANWR" means continuing the protection of that Wildlife Refuge.
DeleteGryphen, as you know, I recently premiered my off-off-off-off-Broadway one man skateboard/ballet interpretation of the 1950s Joe McCarthy commie-witch-hunt hearings called "At Long Last, Sir" at the Kansas City, Ohio Hamilton, Joe, Frank, Nash & Young Theatre of The Performing Arts. Tho I was extremely hopeful that this would be a runaway smash hit, it closed during opening night intermission. The biggest flaw in my plan was waiting until opening night to discover that none of the actors could ride a skateboard.
ReplyDeleteIn hindsight, it seems obvious that in a skateboard/ballet theatrical production, the ability of the participants to ride skateboards would rise to nearly mandatory status - and I assure you that for my next skateboard/ballet, it most certainly will - but honesty forces to admit less than ideal judgment on the matter during pre-production and rehearsals.
The good news is that the briefer than expected run of "At Long Last, Sir" opens up my schedule to begin writing the Morse code/Opera production of Napolean's Battle of Waterloo called "... -.. -- --. -.- -- ...- -.-- --.-.!"
Meanwhile, here's some shit tolls say:
IM commenters
- are haters, nasty, suckers, illiterate, bad, traitors, malcontents, drooling loons, beyond stupid, a waste of space, inept ones, uncaring, layabouts, immature, bored, dumb, seriously disturbed, tactless, pieces of filth, rolling in ignorance, knownothings, classless, ignorant, jealous, bullies, nosy little shits, mean, unhappy, liars, slanderers, pathetic, losers, liberal...
- don't know her, minimize people, read false negative stuff into beauty, demean people, attack people with no real problems, spread false myths on blogs out of hate, sound stupid, have juvenile mentalities, stop at nothing to destroy people, need a mental purge, don't have lives...
- should get lives, grow up, shut up, go away...
She who must not be named
- is nice, rich, down to earth, far from the worst, close, warm, owns your lives, real, not seedy, functioning, well adjusted, valley trash, caring, gracious, employed, generous, busy, sweet, non-judgmental, sunshine on a gloomy day, the best mom, treats staff well, gives encouragement, beautiful, hard working, private, inteelajunt, living vibrantly, happy...
In Non-Opposite World, she
- is divisive, mean-spirited, washed-up, 'fodder for mirth', irrational, vitriolic, thin-skinned, pugnacious, venomous, queen of make-believe, disingenuous, totally twitastic and insanely facebookeriffic, repulsive, not self-aware, a troublemaker, inconsistently buxom, bitter, mercenary, unstable, self-absorbed, classless, unhinged, reckless, garish, foolish, inarticulate, embarrrassing, shameless, cynical, obsessed, shallow, skanky, vile, nauseating, uneducated, a laughing stock, vulgar, incurious, bellicose, unsophisticated, uninformed, hypocritical, tacky, arrogant, petty, a quitter, cruel, unempathic, jealous, ridiculous, prevaricatious, snarky, lazy, spiteful, acid-tongued, cowardly, irrelevant, rapidly aging, vindictive, unqualified, malignant narcissist, unprepared, sour, counterproductive, an idiot
Gryphen
- is probably not even his real name, delusional, frequently a dick, victimizing since 2009, sincerely stupid, matters not, sad little man, closeminded, not a psychologist, blackhearted...
- doesnt live in reality, doesnt know her, lives in a basement, doesnt know any of the people who actually KNOW her, tries to ruin people, writes in ignorance with hateful creativity, is criminal, not a great father, a lying putz, judgmental, just ignorant, revels in ignorance, knows nothing
IM blog
- is a cesspool, a meaningless void, a defunct blog that nobody reads (yet still racked up 24.7 million page views)
I feel sorry for you. smh
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Yay Beldar, you're the best! The troll(s) shouldn't even bother.
DeleteBDIB (Beldar Does It Better)!
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Yay, thanks Beldar, this comment has garnered you Three Shiny Ghengis Khan Commemorative Presidential Coins!
DeleteBravo!
DeleteNOT FUNNY!!
DeletePRICELESS!! So funny! So clever! Damn I wish I could be that creative!
DeleteAlso too....."political pole-dancer".........the best damn moniker for SP yet!!!
Beldar, you are a treasure! You put all other pathetic trolls to shame.
DeleteTitle of the photo of Sarah with Maness: If looks could kill. So help me, if he touches me....
ReplyDeleteWhen they hugged did Robby have to pay extra because his wee wee touched Sarah's hoohah?
ReplyDeleteHey buddy that will cost you two coins... put em the slot
Has anybody seen Track? Did he heal up? Is he on lockdown in the hanger until he learns how to handle himself in public?
ReplyDeleteDid $arah ever wish Bristol a Happy Birthday last week?
DeleteI mean, $he's so proud of her and all that cr@p.
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as a matter of fact, no, no she didn't...
DeleteThis is 2014, there were over 70 people at the Showdown At The Hoedown and you're telling me that not one billy recorded the blow by blows or recorded Sarah Palin hollering "Don't You Know Who I Am?"
ReplyDeleteIf an African-American family rolled up in a stretched hummer and came out of the limo fighting, you betcha there would be 70 different angles of videos and 70 billies rushing to sell them for some snuff.
No videos of the blow by blows or handjobs. No cameras allowed in the limo.
DeleteIf there were black guys dragging Bristol around on the ground you betcha the CSI Anchorage detectives would be collecting DNA samples from Bristol's legs and then swabbed her hoohah just in case someone touched it.
DeleteAnon 7:37 good thing Bristol was in Anchorage, if she was in Wasilla she would have been charged fees for collection and processing DNA samples as well as fees for her Rape Kit
DeleteBlack guy touching Bristol's milky white legs might have been Deja Vu for Sarah.
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DeleteIf there were black guys dragging Bristol around on the ground you betcha the CSI Anchorage detectives would be collecting DNA samples from Bristol's legs and then swabbed her hoohah just in case someone touched it.
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look at sourpuss above. I think this was right after the report came out? She bought all the video and was not happy getting a fake fucking coin. And touching a gator.
I hate to sound like a geezer, but these days young folks are taking selfies of themselves constantly. No moment - no matter how boring- goes undocumented. If they aren't scrolling through their phones, looking at their friends' latest facebook and instagram updates, they are pointing it at themselves and posting it to Instagram for their friends to see.
DeleteNow add lots of alcohol, a big party with local "celebs" like Barstool, Wallow and Screech in their very classy white Hummer limo, and those party-goers have their phones out taking pictures and videos all over the place. Who could resist videoing Barstool getting her ass dragged across the yard after she uses the host's face as a punching bag?
I bet every backyard kegger in America this weekend was full of people taking videos and selfies, who then posted them online to show their friends.
Why not this party? I cannot believe no photos or videos were taken, especially of the brawl. How is that possible? It defies belief. I'm sure it/they will surface in a while. I just hope it's done anonymously so the Palins don't get wind of it first.
My thoughts exactly 8:57. Cannot believe that not one photo or video has surfaced.
Deletethe police reports state they have lots of pictures.
DeleteTodd if it was true about Sarah and her black basketball player one night stand in her sister's dorm room, you know his black fingers was touching her legs and rubbing her hoohah as foreplay.
ReplyDeleteEwww..she's fetid all over.
Deleteno foreplay necessary when on the receiving end of a BJ...and that is the extent of that relationship.
DeleteHalf Gov. Of Clan 'Punch and Scream' is the neutron bomb of the Republican party. Let 'er rip.
ReplyDeleteHang on a minute, Sarah. If someone is pro-ANWR, doesn't that mean that they want to keep it as it is, and not drill for oil there?
ReplyDeleteIsn't "clinger" a synonym for 'dingleberry'?
ReplyDeleteIf so, then yes, Dumbelina is their queen.
Sarah was confused by the coins. It was her "is he handing me quarters? Is he calling me a two-bit ...? Does he know who I am? I should have brought Track and Bristol with me".
ReplyDeleteHey Sarah, you're a TWUNT!!! Fucking get lost already.
ReplyDeleteLeather-clad wannabe porn star.
ReplyDeleteAt least she publicy recognized that they are a bunch of "wingers".
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard on how she's popping out her fake boobs! LOL...I've never seen anyone act so ridiculous..and that "pony tail" HAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAnyway, $carah, it's time for a "touch-up" of whatever you get or maybe just act your age--it's much much easier.
SH*T! it must suck to get old when you're a Palin....Just look at the turkey neck & the almost reveling-tease-blouse while showing off her boobs. Poor woman that's all she's got. PFT!
ReplyDeleteThey don't just worry about getting old, they're so into their looks like barstool who had to get a chin implant & now she looks all distorted.
DeleteLast I heard is that she was trying to look like Kim Kardashian & even tried to pose like her. HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU JOHN MCCAIN
ReplyDeleteWORD OF THE DAY: FETID
ReplyDelete(I had to look it up, ya learn something everyday from Immoral Minority posts.)
Anonymous8:28 PM
Todd if it was true about Sarah and her black basketball player one night stand in her sister's dorm room, you know his black fingers was touching her legs and rubbing her hoohah as foreplay.
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Anonymous10:26 PM
Ewww..she's fetid all over.
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1 FETID: foul-smelling, ill-smelling, malodorous, mephitic, niffy (Brit. slang) noisome, olid, pongy (Brit. informal) reeking, smelly, whiffy (Brit. slang)
2 (informal) contemptible, disgusting, low, low-down (informal) mean, rotten, shitty (taboo slang) unpleasant, vile, wretched
3 (slang) bevvied (dialect) blitzed (slang) blotto (slang) bombed (slang) boozed, Brahms and Liszt (slang) canned (slang) drunk, drunk as a lord, flying (slang) intoxicated, legless (informal) lit up (slang) out of it (slang) out to it (Austral. & N.Z. slang) paralytic (informal) pissed (taboo slang) plastered (slang) rat-arsed (taboo slang) smashed (slang) sozzled (informal) steamboats (Scot. slang) steaming (slang) stewed (slang) stoned (slang) wasted (slang) wrecked (slang) zonked (slang)
WORD OF THE DAY: TWUNT
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Anonymous10:25 PM
Hey Sarah, you're a TWUNT!!! Fucking get lost already.
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twunt
n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
EXAMPLES:
"With his high pitched voice, are you sure that Pimp Daddy Todd is not a twunt!"
Or
"Sarah and Bristol go douche your hoohahs, your twunts smells like like like death warmed over."
FYI: I had an idea what it meant but looked it up anyway.
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