Friday, October 31, 2014

With the media heat officially turned to "Who gives a shit?" Sarah Palin is now back to pimping Teabagger candidates full time.

From the Urban Cowpie's Facebook page:

I love to tease our Texan relatives and friends that they're living down in our "Little Sister State of Texas!" I do love your state, and you are blessed to have Greg Abbott there as such a strong leader. He's fighting to defend freedom! Like Alaska, Texas is all about personal and economic liberty. But did you know President Obama is determined to undermine that with a “blue takeover” he envisions? Well, thankfully Greg Abbott will assure that won’t happen. Support a true patriot and proven leader as your next governor, and send a message to Team Obama at the same time: Texas—and the nation—will NOT go the way of any liberal state! Please find a polling location in your county before early voting ends tomorrow.

And, by the way, this Greg Abbot campaign sign is the best I've seen yet! 

 Oh yeah, that's just adorable.

Well unlike Rob Maness at least Abbott has a better than even chance of winning his race. In fact right now he is leading Wendy Davis by over 15 points.

You're just breaking my heart Texas, you really are.

You know you can tell a lot about a candidate by the friends he keeps. Besides Palin Abbott has been cozying up to a certain poopy pants pedophile (Warning link takes you to WND): 

I already got my invitation to Greg Abbott’s victory party for the evening of Nov. 4 as we celebrate his landslide victory over Wendy Davis as the new and well-deserved governor of the Great Republic of Texas. 

This Texas race is a microcosm of elections across the country. Thank God there are still way more Texans that stand in defiance of the lying, scamming, America-hating, Texas-hating scammers and scoundrels that infest and steer the Wendy Davis campaign of deception. 

Oh yeah, he's a gem. 

But come on, if an endorsement from Sarah Palin AND Ted Nugent is not enough to sink your campaign, what does that say about your state?

I am beginning to wonder if Texas is a lost cause for liberals, despite the demographic shifts. 

And Jon Stewart of the Daily Show shares my concerns.

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:40 AM

    Someone needs to tell Ted that every registered Republican in the state of Texas got an invitation to Abbott's party. But yes, I agree he's a total a**hat, along with his buddies Greg and Sarah. And yes, we're doomed in Texas. I don't know how much longer I can survive here. Thankfully the major cities are Democrat so I can move around somewhat freely without fear of being shot or preached at.

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  2. Anonymous11:56 AM

    "You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think."

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  3. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Wonder how those proud Texans will take to being called "Little Sister State" ??? Does she value acreage over humans? There are more people in any one of the larger TX cities than the whole state of Alaska.

    Also I believe old Texas is part of the UNITED STATES and that republic bidness failed except for a handful of pitiful disgruntled losers but the old hag has to fly her secessionist freak flag whenever possible. Guess it's exceptionally effective in a state filled with hateful Democracy and America hatin' cockroaches like Palin.

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  4. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Damn! Why couldn't Snowdrift Snookie endorse both Abbott and Patrick sooner? Can't say for sure, but with just 5 days remaining to vote it's uncertain she can deliver her standard fatal blow to their campaigns.

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  5. Anonymous12:27 PM

    If she loves Texas so much, why did Tawd object to their baby being born a Texas fish picker? Trig could have had a safe, easy birth at one of the many excellent Texas hospitals equipped for special needs babies.

    In other notes, how does she squeeze both President Obama and God into a penny-ante political endorsement? Has anyone told her that the President's term is up in two years, and then she'll have a whole new librul to hate on? One that, probably, won't be black, so all those racist jokes will have to be put away for a while. But the new President might be a woman, so Sarah can bring out all the nasty misogynistic smears she can dream up, and I'm sure there are plenty of them.

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  6. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Abbot had his picture taken shaking hands with the crazy border militia guy that got busted as a felon with a gun four days before they also found more guns, ammo, and ammonium nitrate and fuel in his motel room. Then lied and said he didn't know who he was. I feel for the good people of Texas.

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  7. Anonymous12:33 PM

    If only the Hispanic community could get motivated to vote although I can't blame them if they aren't. They've been promised immigration reform for for decades and are now told to wait until after the election. President Obama has really blazed a trail for a lot of things that the neat prez will get credit for.

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    1. Anonymous1:07 PM

      Stupid reason not to vote, how are they going to elect representatives that care about their issues if they don't vote? In fact anyone who doesn't vote is an idiot.

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    2. Anonymous3:57 PM

      1:07 -
      "In fact anyone who doesn't vote is an idiot."

      And has no right to complain after the fact.

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  8. Caroll Thompson12:36 PM

    As long as Texas keeps up its voter suppression efforts, it will stay red. When Republicans cannot win, they cheat. Denying people the right to vote is not freedom; it is tyranny.


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    1. Aunt Ethel2:16 PM

      My husband and I early voted yesterday. I told him that if Wendy or Leticia win on Tuesday, Texas will cut back or entirely eliminate early voting.

      Also, too, the whole "gotta produce ID to reduce voter fraud" is bull. This is the second time I have voted wearing sunglasses and neither time was I asked to remove them so they can check to make sure that the person on my driver's license is actually me. My husband had a full beard in his driver's license picture and is now clean shaven and they barely glanced at him.

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  9. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Well, since they're doing everything they can to keep Democrats from voting, he just might win that landslide. Scummy Republicans.
    M from MD

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  10. Anonymous12:57 PM

    Texas is a Republic.
    Massachusetts and Virginia are Commonwealths.
    They're all States and part of the United States of America.

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  11. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Interesting that Sarah had to fly back from Texas to "give birth" to Trig. Now TX is the "little sister state". Maybe she picked up Trig on her way to the airport, then "gave birth" to him in AK.

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  12. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Unfortunately, Texas has a large population of the free dumb.

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  13. Anonymous1:12 PM

    I have given up on my state, it will never go blue. I have no idea why Hispanic people don't get out and vote or that the dems don't vote more. Jon Stewart is right, it is a lost cause.

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  14. Anonymous1:28 PM

    I thought that Sarah was going to campaign with Sean Hannity. Posting a few things on her facebook is the lazy person's approach to campaigning. But, Sarah needs to look "political" in order to justify her PAC.

    Sarah loves to laugh at President Obama for having been a community organizer. The thing about being a community organizer is those are the skills that are needed to get out the vote. That's why President Obama was elected twice, by substantial margins. A facebook comment is like preaching to the choir. It won't change any minds.

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  15. Anonymous2:05 PM

    "lying, scamming, America-hating, Texas-hating scammers and scoundrels"

    "$carah, you really don't have to own up to all your sins at once.

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    1. Anonymous4:06 PM

      And not all go unpunished in this life.

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  16. Anonymous2:11 PM

    Sarah's endorsements matter even less now after her family debacle. The world collectively rolls their eyes whenever they see her name in the news and says, "Oh, it's HER again" and then they turn the page.

    Except for her fan club no one cares anymore who she is endosin' or what she spews. It must really chap her ass that she doesn't have the power to get anyone in the media fired or apologize to her exactly the way she demands.

    See what you went and done Sarah? You've shown what little respect you and your family have for other people. And finally in turn the media and the world don't respect you.

    Martin Bashir was right. You spew shit out of your mouth and eventually it comes right back to ya, you betcha. Keep your promise and keep it up. The world is laughing.

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  17. Anonymous2:21 PM

    I already got my invitation to Greg Abbott’s victory party for the evening of Nov. 4 as we celebrate his landslide victory over Wendy Davis
    -Sarah Palin

    So Sarah Palin will be going to Abbott's victory party to celebrate, eat and drink. What type of baby food will Sarah Palin's stepson Trig will eat at the Palin compound?

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      nah...he'll be locked in the truck like always

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    2. Anonymous4:20 PM

      I thought that was the Nuge quote. How can the queen be omnipresent in all the victory parties she's supposedly invited to? Oh yeah that's right....she's the second coming prophet. Snort!

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    3. Sarah's just thrilled to death that somebody invited her to another party after the huge PR debacle that was the Palin Brawl. I wonder if she'll roll up in a hummer limo again, with her drunken family in tow? I mean, that worked out so well for her last time.

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    4. Anonymous5:57 PM

      She never stays home, she gets away as much as she can. Hey she works hard for the money! Todd can handle Trig and the rest of the brood and by all accounts he's doing a great job, Someone has got to keep that money flowing! Todd lost his balls a long time ago and is happy to sit on his butt and play with his toy, don't be haters! If Sarah is ok with her husband and kids being lazy brawling rednecks hey it's the Real American dream, She gets the spotlight, and her family gets the shaft as long as she is bringing in the money she's got the power! Trig? pay for a caregiver, you know she has bills to pay and Sarah ain't about to change diapers on a six year old... oohhh yucky.Put a camera in her face and your her best friend! What kind of husband sits on his butt and takes her Bristol quote here " Fu,,ing crap" Todd's a money grubbing wimp pimp. What keeps them together is not love it's money and lies they both sold their soles a long time ago.

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  18. Anonymous2:36 PM

    Death, Destruction, and Dumbassery-it's a Texas thing.

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  19. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Looking at that picture of sally..i mean sarah, I don't think trig is DS, I think he takes after her...and they all have the same wonky eye. Either that or they're all retards.

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  20. Anita Winecooler4:57 PM

    Did Chuck work on the railroads? This dizzy bimbo's got family and friends in every state of the union. Quit lying, "I'm so happy to be here with relatives and friends" Any of them named "Korey" and live in "Anchorage" (The one in Alaska, not the one off of HObroken). Chuck is so blessed to get them blue pills on his health care plan! Right, Sally????????

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  21. Anonymous5:39 PM

    The sign needs one more item…..Fucking assholes.

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  22. Anonymous6:25 PM

    In the MD congressional race, dem John Delaney is using 'Endorsed by Sarah Palin!' against repub Dan Bongino in his tv and radio ads. LOL

    (idk if this went thru the 1st time I tried to post)

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  23. Anonymous8:23 AM

    cross-eyed skank & pretend wheel-chair-ass

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