Friday, November 07, 2014

A Sarah Palin news roundup: The Sarah Palin Channel receives fewer visits than wealthy neighborhoods on Halloween, Sarah sees God in the clouds, and Garry Trudeau tries to figure out what in the hell she is talking about.

Occasionally an intrepid reporter puts on their mooseshit resistant galoshes and trudges on over to the Sarah Palin Channel just to see if their is anything worth discussing with their readers.

Recently Lloyd Grove of the Daily Beast did just that.

What he found was a video of Todd beating Sarah at a game of HORSE, Sally's "Word of the Day." a link to Brancy's blog, and not a whole lot else worth mentioning.

Though he did have this to report: 

The goal, (TAPP owner) Klein says, is to try to replicate, or at least approach, the astonishing success of former Fox News personality Glenn Beck, whose subscription-based Web TV operation, TheBlaze.com reportedly boasts hundreds of thousands of paying customers and is said to be minting money. 

Yet while it’s impossible to know, absent hard figures, whether the Sarah Palin Channel is succeeding in attracting an audience, it’s significant that the channel’s Web traffic, expressed in terms of unique visitors, is a tiny fraction of The Blaze’s 15.3 million in September (the most recent available numbers from Media Trend). The Sarah Palin Channel, by contrast, had a barely measurable 36,000 visitors in September, according to Quantcast.

36,000 visits in one month?  Not to brag folks but this little defunct blog of ours gets ten times that much traffic in a month. Maybe TAPP would like to invest with us?

Man that is just sad, there is NO way, despite the protestations to the contrary from Klein that the Sarah Palin Channel is seeing a profit. No way!

I imagine that there will come a day in the not to distant future where the channel will simply stop posting any new content, and then one day it will simply disappear from the web as if it was never there in the first place.

Which, by the way, is very much like I hope will happen with Palin herself one day. Poof, no more crazy out of Wasilla.

And speaking of magic this was the latest post on Palin's Facebook page:


This picture paints a thousand words – hope it does for you – illustrating rays of hope that peek through the clouds to light a right way forward. With thankfulness for the wisdom of involved Americans this week, I know we can count on the guiding illumination our nation needs when we look up. My brother photographed this glorious open sky while walking with his baby girl along Alaska's Cook Inlet shore. In our eyes, anyway, we see the hand of God in this, and we are grateful. 

- Sarah Palin

It is interesting that the woman who can see no man made impact on the climate, cannot help but see the work of an invisible presence in a simple cloud formation.

You know perhaps I spend a little too much time on the internet, but this was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the image.

Actually that's the cloud formation I would expect to see directly over the Palin compound. You know if there were a God.

Speaking of convoluted reasoning ability, Garry Trudeau the creator of the comic strip Doonesbury found himself baffles by a recent quote from the Wasilla Wendigo:

SAY WHAT? 

"Despite your view -- and policies -- that government must lord over women, in keeping with radical liberalism, you have to fake support for our equal rights; so you do it in a militant sort of way to compensate for your confusion. On pretending to know what's best for us you've got nothing but a silent scream demanding, 'Hear me roar!'" 

—Sarah Palin on President Obama

As you know I have a doctorate in Sarah Palin Word Salad from WTF University, and I dearly love Doonesbury, but I got nothing on this one.

However if I had to venture a guess I would go with a bad batch of meth?

You know elections come, and elections go. But Sarah Palin will never lose her crown as the most ridiculous political figure of all time. Never.

103 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Even I am getting more visits per month than Sarah.

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    1. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Me too and I don't have a blog!

      neener neener,
      Mildred

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    2. "Whatever"1:23 PM

      12:21 Ha. Thanks, Mildred!

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  2. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Sarah those rays of hope is pointing Trig to his real mother where she has solid food for him to eat, therapists waiting to help him speak and teach him not go to the bathroom in his underwear and land where there are toothbrushes so Trig doesn't have to get his rotten teeth pulled and replaced with metallic teeth. That light is shining on Alaska where your kids can leave your grasps and be free of alcohol and their dependency on you, where they will be given brains so they can go to college instead of growing up to be bull shitters.

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  3. Caroll Thompson9:17 AM

    Glenn Beck has nothing to fear from Sarah's channel. And of course Klein says they are turning a profit. What else is he suppose to say. Just like a politician who knows he is going to get beat never cops to it. I agree G, there is no way that channel is turning any profit. Six minutes of programming in a week? Wow, I hope Sarah didn't strain herself too much shooting a whole six minutes.

    Funny she mentions her brother. Is that the brother who got another woman pregnant while still married to his first wife? I guess adultery is okay as long as you are related to Sarah Palin. Heck that is pretty tame compared to sucker punching the host of the party you crashed.

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    1. Anonymous12:00 PM

      Where's the video ?

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    2. Anonymous12:04 PM

      She wayyyy over-inflated the Belmonts too - looks like they're about to pop !!

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  4. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Which brother?

    Which baby?

    Which wife?

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  5. Anonymous9:17 AM

    "The goal, (TAPP owner) Klein says, is to try to replicate, or at least approach, the astonishing success of former Fox News personality Glenn Beck, whose subscription-based Web TV operation, TheBlaze.com reportedly boasts hundreds of thousands of paying customers and is said to be minting money. "

    SPC is not even approaching 1% of Beck's channel in terms of web traffic.

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  6. Anonymous9:17 AM

    In our eyes, anyway, we see the hand of God in this, and we are grateful. 

    - Sarah Palin


    Sarah did God open his hand and bequeath upon you cases of beer and moonshine so you can drink with your kids including underage Willow and travel in God's stretch hummer where your family can fight an entire group of peaceful people before the law of the land tells you to get the hell out of there?

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    1. Nancy9:32 AM

      Palin trying to mimic those "limousine Liberals" in the stretch Hummer limo. IOKIYAR

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  7. Leland9:20 AM

    Hhhmmm. Did no one ever tell her the WWII Japanese flag was mimicking the sun and its rays?

    Wouldn't matter if they had. It wouldn't suit her purposes to know it.

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    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      North Japan or South Japan?

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    2. Anonymous11:35 AM

      Veteran's Day tomorrow. I wonder if she knows why it was first called Armistice Day.
      Sarah? No peeking.

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    3. Anonymous12:16 PM

      11:35 AM Veteran's Day is next Tuesday - not tomorrow. November 11, 2014!

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    4. Anonymous12:58 PM

      12:16 -- of course. I've been busy getting our American Legion Post ready for its activities on Tuesday, and it seems so close it might as well be "tomorrow." November 11 is always November 11.

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    5. "Whatever"1:31 PM

      From Sarah:

      Thanks for the reminder. Wouldn't want to miss that patriotic patriots' day. Or is it parrot's day?

      Gotta haul out the old Trackster and show off his warrior tattoos. Also, too, hang another wrinkly flag next to the fake fireplace.

      Even better. Hang a fake flag on a fake moose! That will get the big bucks rolling into my TEEEVEEE channel. They're such suckers for wilderness.

      Glen Beck may have the visitors and the money, but I've got the fake moose! Or did I put that in the freezer?

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  8. Anonymous9:26 AM

    In our eyes, anyway, we see the hand of God in this, and we are grateful.

    Was this what you told your family when they dropped the boom on you and you had to hurry up and write your resignation speech?

    We know what happened.

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    1. Anonymous9:41 AM

      Anonymous9:26 AM

      In our eyes, anyway, we see the hand of God in this, and we are grateful. - Sarah Palin

      Was this what you told your family when they dropped the boom on you and you had to hurry up and write your resignation speech?

      We know what happened.

      Public Notice:
      What we continue to explore are the connections between the 2009 governor resignation manipulations and the ongoing AKNG scandals.

      We have been following that trail for a while. It leads to Wasilla.

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    2. Caroll Thompson9:49 AM

      I must have missed this. Why did Sarah resign. Others, perhaps it was you 9:26, have suggested that the AG at the time, Dan Sullivan, was responsible for her sudden resignation.

      What happened?

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    3. Anonymous10:21 AM

      Palin and Parnell are both up to their eyebrows in the National Guard skam! She quit and Parnell will hopefully lose his reelection bid over it.

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    4. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Some of what happened is Craig Campbell the head of the Alaska Guard became Parnell's Lt. Governor when Parnell became Governor when Sarah quit. That's how Katkus got promoted to command the Guard.

      The same Craig Campbell Sarah gave a tin star promotion to when she needed him make her a military expert. Nothing to see there.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20080913064116/http://www.vetvoice.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=1869

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    5. Anonymous11:49 AM

      When John McCain announced Sarah Palin as his running mate, the campaign immediately began touting her experience--both foreign and domestic--as "commander-in-chief" of the Alaska National Guard.

      But the reality of the situation--that Palin actually had little to do with the National Guard quickly became apparent.

      In fact, the idea was undercut severely by comments made by the actual commander of the Alaska National Guard--its Adjutant General, Major General Craig Campbell.

      When that happened, it eventually turned into somewhat of a national joke, culminating in the humiliation of McCain/Palin campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds on CNN when he tried to promote Palin's "foreign policy" experience during the Republican National Convention.

      It was getting bad for the McCain campaign because they couldn't afford to lose the "experience" argument to the Obama campaign.

      But suddenly--and strangely--the commander of the Alaska National Guard, Major General Campbell, changed his story.

      By the end of the convention, he was praising Palin's experience, talking on TV about how she had taken control of Alaska's National Guard operations and how she was a "great" leader.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20080913064116/http://www.vetvoice.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=1869

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    6. Anonymous12:23 PM

      Alaska Stat. § 12.10.010 et seq

      There is no statute of limitations for: murder; felony sexual abuse of a minor; unclassified class A or class B felony sexual assaults; sexual assaults where the offender is a state employee and the victim is in the custody of the Department of Corrections; certain other sexual assaults against minors; kidnapping.


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    7. Anonymous12:25 PM

      There are at least two of us posting here :-)

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  9. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Love her diarrhea colored T-shirt! She knows nothing about what colors are beneficial to her! Truly is white trash from the Valley of Alaska!

    She shouldn't wear yellow either - like that phony leather jacket she's had on numerous times.

    Ugly, Sarah! My suggestion is you should donate it to charity - Big Brothers, Big Sisters - and let someone pick it up that can wear that color well!

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  10. Anonymous9:33 AM

    with those dead white lips and that dull stare, she makes me think of a fish in a t-shirt

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    1. Anonymous1:15 PM

      And a cold one at that.

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  11. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Sarah ... why did God make Todd a pimp and Bristol a slut?

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    1. F U McCain1:45 PM

      Why did God damn Trig with the Palins?

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  12. Anonymous9:41 AM

    David Brooks, the NYTimes resident establishment conserative columnist, mentions Palin disparagingly several times in today's column, stating that the "Palin fever" has broken and the sorry history of the radical, disruptive, know-nothing tea baggers has come to an end and will be looked upon badly by history. Gryphen, perhaps worth a post?

    He basically was mouthing what the game plan will be by the old-line Republicans now in power. Sarah Palin has no place in their plan.

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/07/opinion/david-brooks-the-governing-party.html

      >>>During the Palin spasm,

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    2. Ah, I wonder if that column also presages the full blown civil war that is about to erupt between the Cruz extremists and the last of pseudo-sensible Republicans?
      M from MD

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    3. Anonymous11:33 AM

      Brooks also snipes at Cruz.
      Yes, blood will be running in the streets of Capitol Hill in just a few weeks. McConnell and Cruz, head-to-head. John Boehner trying to corral his unruly mob of entitled, do-noting baggers. The GOP now has power: what the heck are they going to do with it, and who will prevail? Let the fun begin.

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    4. Anonymous11:47 AM

      The Ted Raphael Cruz teaparty fanatic faction, including Mike Lee, Joni Ernst, Louie Gohmert, and Virginia Foxx are going to be disrupting everything they can in both the House and Senate.

      They already can't stand that McConnell has promised no government shut downs this term.

      Poor $arah, sitting home in Alaska, too lazy, and too afraid to run for office because playing the big time in the national spot light will release the dogs of war, and her scandals will become known.

      $arah, where's your life of glamor that you were so desperate for, back when you smelled like fish and told Tawd another lie about going to Costco, and you went to see Mrs Trump?

      ThongGhazi!

      HOOHAH!

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  13. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Reminiscent of an ancient one:

    This is how it is for regular women. Not Queen Esther of the Tight Ab phenomena.
    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/2e/2d/8d2e2d54b5e15a5c905d623cd6a26457.jpg

    http://www.theletterbphotography.com/blog/9-months-los-angeles-maternity-photography/

    However, there have yet to be any non-biblical accounts to verify her existence.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther

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    1. "Whatever"1:39 PM

      9:42 Thanks for the different and FACT based photos.

      Judging from the top one, I'd say Sarah looked about 14 to 18 weeks pregnant in those infamous Sponge Bob Square Pillow photos from the museum.

      I will always feel bad for that little girl whose smudged out face will forever be associated with the Palin Pregnancy Hoax.

      I always send "warm thoughts" to her and her parents when I see that photo.

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  14. Anonymous9:45 AM

    There's a worldwide organization of cloud appreciators, who share photos of clouds and their beauty. Maybe Sarah should sign up.

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    1. Anonymous10:14 AM

      Cirrusly?

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    2. Anonymous11:45 AM

      The Cloud Appreciation Society, current membership 38,329.

      It's real and not kooky. It will help you to look up at the ephemeral and value the beauty above.
      It will not, however, cause you to think the clouds have been created by somebody "up there" sending messages via water vapors.

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    3. Anonymous12:15 PM

      10:14 good one!

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    4. "Whatever"1:40 PM

      10:14 That was good. Totally unexpected!!

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    5. F U McCain1:50 PM

      Her picture really is so stupid.
      It's like taking a picture of an empty chair and saying it represents an ineffective President Obama.

      Um, no, no it doesn't. It's a picture of a fucking chair.

      And the sun shining through some clouds is no less "miraculous" than the sun shining through no clouds - or the rain - or a hurricane.

      Most people would simply call that "Meteorology", not God's Cloud Paintings, but whatever Skankarella.

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  15. Anonymous9:48 AM

    The God-like pronouncement from David Brooks in the Times today:
    "If the party is to fully detoxify its image, something will have to pass next year. Midwestern Republican governors will have to develop a compelling governing model. And the volcanic effusions of the Palin era will have to look like 1970s neckties — inexplicable oddities from another age."

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    1. Anonymous10:04 AM

      HOO HAH!

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    2. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Misspelling. Should be the "Palin ERROR" not "era"

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  16. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Remember Sarah, god did not pick you & McCain when you ran against President Obama the first time. god is not in your corner and hasn't been, mainly due to you & your family not practicing the teachings of Christianity!

    As many of us know in reading about you, and from you, (throughout all these years), the fires of Hell await you and yours!

    The reasons: mostly due to your being the devil incarnate, a racist, liar, fraud, horrible mother, horrible wife, had affairs (as has your husband) and you are married to a pimp and have condoned it! Hell you even were part of the action - providing prostitutes to your husband, to your SS agents as well as other politicians that came to Alaska

    You and Todd were and are in this together and have proven yourselves to be the most evil couple in the USA!

    When you and Todd were quitter governors of Alaska, you were proven to be unethical by the Alaska Legislature and you ran scared as hell! (Watch her resignation speech given from her home in Wasilla with the heavy breathing! Todd had to rush back to Wasilla from Dillingham due to her sudden & surprise beckon to him!)

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  17. Anonymous9:51 AM

    Anyone have Sarah's home address? I want to send her a short letter:

    Dear Sarah,

    FYI. Carol Costello still has a job with CNN

    Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    All my best.

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      Which home?

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    2. F U McCain1:54 PM

      "Governor" Sarah Palin
      Attention: Todd "Pimp/Purse Holder" Palin
      Suite 666
      Lucifer's Asshole, 9th Circle of Hell

      They will be there for a very long time so don't worry about how long it takes you to send it. Add a little something for the rest of us, "fans", k?

      ;) Thanks!

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  18. Anonymous9:52 AM

    FIX THAT DAMN CLOCK ALREADY!

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    1. If it doesn't say "clock" on it somewhere, how is she supposed to know that it is one, and that the crossed swords on it (harpoons?) are supposed to move?

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  19. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Since they only play Eskimo Bingo at Christmas the Palins invented another game called Drunken Darts, Sarah throws a dart at a board that is covered with "code words" that all tea baggers and paranoid right wing crazies hate, such as "liberal,radical,fake and militant. The object of the game is to use the words that the darts have landed on to make sentences and the drunker you are the more sense it makes so in Sarah's brain this was an excellent rant! They only play it in Todd's work shop that way they can avoid being seen drunk and or stoned out of their minds, those Palins are not dumb! they learned a lesson after the public brawl now they brawl and drink in private, only haters or sober people who are not completely insane shake their heads and say "What the H is she saying".

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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Her kids take turns as the "dart board holder".

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    2. Anonymous2:57 PM

      Wait, when did they drink in public before? This is the first time we've seen something like this.

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  20. Anonymous10:06 AM

    How many of those visits are from news outlets and bloggers who are there to gawk and report on her silliness?

    How many of those visits are from Sarah's relatives who are being paid "postage" to click?

    How many of her subscriptions are being paid by her PAC?

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  21. Anonymous10:15 AM

    My GOD does she look hard.
    Six years of vibrant living, eh?
    Her face belies it.

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    1. Anonymous3:01 PM

      The beady little eyes, hard mouth surrounded by jowls, the beige pancake makeup with no color added to her lips or eyes, stupid hairdo and to finish the ensemble, an ugly Walmart t-shirt. She is a BABE alright lol

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  22. Anonymous10:20 AM

    "Three months after the launch, former CNN President Jonathan Klein—whose niche digital television company, TAPP, is backing the channel—claims it’s already turning a profit."

    Probably the only reason SPC is considered "profitable" is because they're counting all the prepayments on the $99.95 yearly subscriptions.

    It will be interesting come July 2015 to see how many re-up their subscription.

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  23. Aunt Ethel10:35 AM

    "Despite your view -- and policies -- that government must lord over women, in keeping with radical liberalism, you have to fake support for our equal rights; so you do it in a militant sort of way to compensate for your confusion. On pretending to know what's best for us you've got nothing but a silent scream demanding, 'Hear me roar!'"

    —Sarah Palin on President Obama

    As you know I have a doctorate in Sarah Palin Word Salad from WTF University, and I dearly love Doonesbury, but I got nothing on this one.
    ---------------------------
    No worries. If she was making sense to you, I would suggest calling your doctor for the first available appointment. Same goes for Louie "Terror Babies" Gohmert.

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    1. Anonymous3:07 PM

      She's got President Obama ALLLL figured out, doesn't she? Now if only we could figure out wtf she's trying to convey to us about him. Too smart for us libs, I guess.

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  24. If I saw a cloud formation like that, I'd be looking out for a flying saucer.

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    1. Anonymous8:58 PM

      Photoshop anybody?

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  25. Anonymous10:46 AM

    1) There are more people who live on my small-town block than subscribe to SarahPalinChannel.
    2) There are more people watching the tryouts for cheerleader at our high school than subscribe to SarahPalinChannel.
    3) There are more people in the parking lot of our local hardware store on a Friday afternoon than the total number of SarahPalinChannel subscribers.
    4) There are more people who watch the local-access broadcast of our school board than the number who watch SarahPalinChannel.
    5) There are more students in our tenth grade classes who can recite all ten of the Bill of Rights than the number of SarahPalinChannel devotees.
    6) There are more people who read Gryphen's defunct blog who know the meaning of Sally's word of the day than all of the SarahPalinChannel subscribers, their spouses, children, aunts, uncles, and cousins.

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  26. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Creepy chucky's mother, Sally Sandusky, already had photo on her FB for a couple of yers..i guess $cara is running out of material to grift more $$$$

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    1. F U McCain2:01 PM

      So the "baby" that her brother was walking with is now a teen or so?

      Makes sense in the Palin world - where nothing ever makes sense.

      She couldn't find another picture of something in nature??

      She is just. so. lazy.

      I am still stunned by it.

      Those of you who have a keen eye, I would suggest that she's ripped off quite a bit from the existing blogs of her family and friends. It would be amusing to see how much material she has taken from them.

      I figure that she thinks she already pays Brancy for that garbage so she's "allowed" to repeat whatever is on that Pathetic blog - but she's really just trying to scrape together material.

      As people have said since the beginning of this ridiculous venture - Sarah Palin is no Glenn Beck.
      That lunatic is a BUSINESS person and he knows how to play the game.

      He pays PROFESSIONALS to help him put his show/s together, and he has FRESH CONTENT all the time.

      That takes MONEY to pay OTHER PEOPLE to do the research for you.

      Sarah is too fucking cheap and too fucking lazy.

      Her mother's Word of the Day???

      (Which is only changed once a month?!?!?!? HAHAHA!)

      Her moron "Teacher" father waxing about the beautiful "50th" state of....Alaska??? Say what, perv?

      Fucking rubes!

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  27. Anonymous10:56 AM

    I'm still sore from them taking down the mock sarahpalinchannel facebook page, that was the funniest shit on the internet

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  28. ibwilliamsi11:23 AM

    The cloud hands are a photoshop.

    No man in his right mind would wear a toupee one day and not the next then again next week. Would she PLEASE either wear the boobs or not?

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    1. Anonymous1:05 PM

      Really, that was a photoshop, geez, I would have never guessed....that being said, yeah, those tits are great today. It must be Motorboat Monday...

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  29. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Huge clue here:
    Sarah is trying to emulate George Washington:
    The Mighty Oaks tee shirt tells us the Belmont Girls are WOODEN.
    Palin, get thee to a nunnery.

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  30. Anonymous11:40 AM

    Bristol this is just a question, does your hoohah get more traffic than your mom's Sarah Palin Channel?

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    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Someone take pity on poor Bristol and clue her in... this book might help

      http://i.imgur.com/6sgmCeV.png?3

      She can do a pretend book club for teens.

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  31. Anonymous11:47 AM

    I'd love to know the stats on how many people have a monthly fee for the Palin channel as compared to those who signed up for a full yr in advance. I'd think there are many monthly customers, who after seeing content decrease and very little new content appear daily or even weekly, who won't bother to renew their monthly subscription. That idiot actually thought she could make as much money as Glenn Beck! He's laughing all the way to the bank due to the idiots who follow him but Palin just doesn't have anywhere near that many people who give a damn what she and her hillbilly, red-neck, backwoods, trailer trash family have to say.

    Reading that crap that Trudeau brought up, I can only say "WTF?" in agreement with him. She obviously wrote that because it's a bunch of incoherent word-salad babble that she's famous for spewing whenever she thinks of President Obama. She'll NEVER get over the fact that he beat her and McCain and better yet, she'll never get the chance to challenge him again! She has to live with that one forever LOL! It puts a smile on my face knowing just how much it irritates the hell out of her whenever she sees or hears him. How dare he take the Presidency from the Tundra Twit? She had plans, God's plans, and Obama fucked them up. Guess God made a mistake. Right, Sarah?

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    1. "Whatever"1:51 PM

      11:47 People don't have to renew monthly. The way it is set up is that it will automatically renew unless they go stop the subscription.

      That's one of the reasons the price is "so low," many people wouldn't question a $9.99 charge on their credit card but would immediately wonder if it was $49.99.

      Figure 1,000 people didn't pay attention because they were busy, that works out to almost $10,000 a month just on people's laziness regarding credit card usage.

      These numbers don't apply to Palin as she has soooo few subscribers, but you can see why so many companies and scammers want to get in on these subscriber websites.

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  32. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Ooooooooooooooo Sarah ,liquored up, brawling, cussing,
    lying Palin is really mad! Time to get to the bathroom
    and change your" Depends ", Sarah!

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      Mrs. Palin lives for making others all "wee, wee'd up", while she just sits there on camera peeing in her pants.

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  33. Anonymous1:25 PM

    Whoever photoshopped that sunshine through the clouds forgot to add in the reflection in the water.

    Sarah, you're no damn good at photoshop, leave it to the kids OK?

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    1. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Also too, whenever it was taken was not recently as there are still green leaves on the trees and the marsh grass on the inlet mudflats is still green. It doesn't look like that now, the flats are brown with chunks of ice resting on the mud and the leaves are gone. Also too, there is a curious repeat in the sunbeams, leading me to believe that there was an alteration in the photo, an enhancement from a few beams to a repeat of the first three beams. That being said it looks like a phone photo, but not a real camera photo, a camera with any telephoto or zoom capability would have brought in the background in a more visible manner. So Chucky, epic fail. If god does such great things why mess with is work, huh? Oh, wait, he probably doesn't talk to you anymore because you are guilty of adultery, god hates that shit, ya know.

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    2. Anonymous2:19 PM

      Good catch on the green leaves!

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  34. F U McCain1:43 PM

    Maybe Saree would have won if they played: Horse's Ass.

    She would definitely win.

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    1. Anonymous2:45 PM

      Let's buy them a set of Jarts for their next drunken hoedown. Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!

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  35. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Yesterday - somewhere - I read an article that McCain was considering running again. Wish I had made a note of it. Can not find it now. Did anyone else read that?

    Pat Padrnos

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    1. Anonymous2:55 PM

      Thank you - 2:19 PM. Began to wonder if I was having delusions.

      Pat Padrnos

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  36. Anonymous2:26 PM

    TAPP based their numbers on Sarah's facebook likes, over 4 million, many of which were bought. Twitter is probably packed with some fakes, too. If there are so many millions following Sarah's facebook, why are there so few comments on SPC? A recent article has 48 comments, compared to hundreds or thousands who "comment" at facebook. A week old comment netted a total of 72 comments. That's nothing. One post from two weeks ago collected 112 comments. Really?

    Sarah called that God's glorious open sky, but it looks cloudy to me. Blue sky is the open sky, Sarah, blue sky, no clouds. Some comments at her facebook think that the space ship is landing. Someone commenting here noted the green grass and leaves. Chuck may have taken that picture, but it is not God shedding his light on the November election. No, something else.

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    1. Anonymous4:51 AM

      There are many who have "liked" the page and posted but have been banned from further posting. Of course, Palin doesn't delete those, it would affect her numbers that imply she's popular. She has nothing to say that's worth reading or listening to, Facebook readers know it and don't bother anymore and neither do her Fox viewers. Sarah is finished as far as politics go but she's never been a politician. It's always been about a popularity contest for her, as if she's back in high school.

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  37. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Sarah is not very funny anymore, just a sad old cote wannabee young hoohah. With the holiday she is best known for to soon arrive there may be more laughs. When she was cooking with her nephew was also a hoot.
    http://www.freewoodpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131121-143236.jpg

    When will she be pardoned?
    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MV2_bHTP_gU/hqdefault.jpg

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  38. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Are her Hanukkahs still lit? Doesn't she keep them going all year? It's a Jewish Alaskan tradition or some such around Palinville.
    Hot Governor in cold
    http://us4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/7.jpg

    Sarah singing "Light My Hanukkah" to Franklin Graham.
    http://intheknow7.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/alg_palin_israel.jpg?w=485&h=283

    Palin mesmerizes Israeli filmmaker
    http://www.ynetnews.com/PicServer2/02012008/1617084/1_wa.jpg
    http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3591532,00.html

    Mesmerized
    https://formerwhitehat.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/henry-kissinger-5080.jpg

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Bqr1I5gzyk/S6-FkgW7TqI/AAAAAAAAEVw/DXGwHUsMWS4/s1600/apalin-kissinger.jpg

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  39. Anonymous3:30 PM

    You can't tell sarah that the sudden "hole in the clouds" effect has a scientific explanation.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallstreak_hole

    She thinks it is gawd talking to her again.
    They have a place for you sarah... with beds and meds and therapy... lots of therapy.

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    1. Anita Winecooler4:51 PM

      She's got the damn Aurora Borealis, which has the hands of Ronald Reagan,, and she's squealing over a handfull of sprinklers. Sarah, use your napkin, dear, there's foamy spittle on the corner of your mouth. Good Girl!!!!

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  40. Anonymous3:47 PM

    I just watched the PBS show Women in Politics and of course they had to mention the witch. Sarah can't complain even though it was produced by Rory Kennedy. All they mentioned were the sexist jokes about her, hottest gov etc. They failed to mention she brought it on all by herself and how unqualified she was and still is.
    Naturally they brought up the "comments" about her having 5 children and how they would never ask a man how they would do the job if he had children. Pretty much portrayed Sarah how she thinks of herself-always a victim.

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  41. Anonymous4:11 PM

    I would be shocked if he doesn't run. He is already set up to head committees.

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  42. Anonymous4:21 PM

    How she got her nickname. Scarah
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AauCarFOO_Y/TBTrMBtuMxI/AAAAAAAAAQY/QyyBqKivxq8/s1600/30_palin_yearbook_08-30-2008_URE4VOO.jpg

    Hollywood starnut
    http://tn.ltcdn.com/1578086874/1578086874_1698946535001_LT-BristolPalinLife039saTripp-HatersGonnaHate-2-112168.jpg

    trig paxson van palin
    http://bojack.org/images/palin4-8-08.jpg

    Scandal
    http://amradaronline.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/sarah-palin-wedding-ring-missing-pp-sl.jpg?

    Missing Stateside
    http://cdn1.us4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sarah-palin-lynda-armstrong-4-25-2014-2.jpg

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  43. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Well check out her latest post on facebook
    When it gets tough throw in a little Trig...
    Oh and remember to tag team with her buddy
    Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous4:46 PM

      That's not Bristol, if you mean the tag to Brancy. That is Sarah tagging Sarah. It's how she rolls. lol

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  44. Anita Winecooler4:46 PM

    She sees God's hand in the photo her bro took? How many hands does he have? If true, he just dropped the earth, and that's never good when the policy is "you break it, you bought it" He's got the whole world in his hands? Pffft
    So Cray La got some attention from a REAL famous journalist, and for what? Her failings and stupidity. It could have been much worse, Wouldn't Kory want his property brought back to it's pre-Palin meltdown? And did Brissy ever find her thongdress? Wouldn't want some moose to mistakenly ingest it and die when it gets knotted up in the intestines.

    I bet most of the "hits" are ones she paid some company in indonesia to do, you know, like the troll brigade that pastes and copies stuff over and over. And the shout out to check Bristol's blog kind of cancels things out, they have a strange relationship for "mother and daughter"

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  45. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Yeah...use the kid to grift and get sympathy ...what a POS

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  46. Anonymous5:00 PM

    AWSOME! ttp://www.azcentral.com/story/azdc/2014/11/06/mccain-leaning-towards-running-for-reelection-2016/18593861/
    I wonder if he''s teaming up with pailn

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      yeah..that would be a winning combination.huh...lol I doubt, but who knows, that the lttle old man would pick the wendigo again

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  47. Anonymous6:25 PM

    $carah your fake boobs make you look fat and matronly, and i'm sure that's not the "look" your going for, is it.

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  48. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Check out the old-lady lips or "look-of-death" lips & the wig is too obvious not to mention the "top-heavy" look. WTF.

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    1. Anonymous6:38 PM

      I think that was her halloween custome.

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  49. Anonymous6:35 PM

    $carah, what happened to the latest filthy-looking photo of barstool & her dirty underarm on the bed with trig & the wallow's photo with the gigantic arms & the wonky-eye photo of piper-diaper--I thought you were so proud your "strong squeaky-clean daughters" & how about that warrior son with the cross on his working-head, oh he's out with the limo bar-hopping?

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  50. Anonymous8:08 PM

    Strapped-on Belmont's - check.
    Borrowed white lipstick from Piper's room - check.
    Botoxin' forehead - check.
    Ridiculous looking 50 year old woman - 'nuff said!

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